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>I think that the physical plane is not as it seems
I'm not afraid of some nebulous 'punishments'. What's the worst they can do? Let me guess, the physical plane is just part of the flesh of a giant monster, and we are all gestating inside this beast.
>I would pick escape over deletion
How!? I don't even have a fucking shiv.
>DON'T USE BLOOD
I thought blood was a good encryption method! Nobody can fake your blood! Tricksters can fake your form, voice, and energy, but blood, blood is truth! Just because I got a crazy demon-dragon woman doesn't mean it's a BAD idea!
>Possibly
Possibly!? I thought there was no such thing as soul contracts or hitjobs!
>That's possible,
WHAT?! You must be joking, the Dark Eldar type shit. I thought spirits have no control over your soul! Oh hell no! Being told you're a virtual boyfriend is already stupid enough. I'm not becoming a soul gem on her necklace, or worse a rhinestone on her bedazzled panties!
>but most spirits
We're not talking about 'most spirits' a cute Oread would never!
>you like them back
I mean I would, but you know, minus the massacres, slavery, guro pools, fiery infernal darkness, maternal horror, and the serious blood queen vibes. Maybe she will become bored with me, such is fickle ways of hedonism? She can't keep this up for decades.
>It's not a realistic threat
But the Astral Mafia is?
>That could backfire spectacularly of course
I have a mini-heart attack when I see a spider, I cry when I stub my toe, a feral cat could probably kill me, and you think I can go toe-to-toe with a fucking dragon that's steeped in hellish power!?
>bathing in salt water.
This is just insulting, because it has to be water not drawn by human hands. I live over a thousand of miles away from the ocean.
>draining her energy vampirically
That's 100% a sadistic suggestion, and you know it because it's still HER energy! It would consume me, and I would be reduced to some vampiric offspring of hers. I can hear her laughing at this.