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7/20/2025, 6:13:39 AM
>>715918854
Because he’s K. Razy.
Bowser would capture a city and force the people to worship him, out of fear.
K. Rool blows it apart with giant bombs and insane Kremling Tech and kills/imprisons everyone before claiming what’s left and filling it exclusively with Kremlings.
Bowser captures Peach so he can marry her out of obsessive but genuine affection, while annexing her kingdom.
K. Rool, if he doesn’t just blow up your home with a giant bomb or death beam, will strip mine it for resources, clog the sky with smoke from factories, and flood your home with Kremlings and monsters just because he fucking wants to. He will steal everything you have including your Banana Hoard despite hating bananas because he is completely insane, and just wants to fuck you over for a power trip.
Him and Bowser when in a duo team in Sluggers deliberately have bad chemistry. Firstly because there’s only room for one king on the block, and secondly because Bowser thinks K. Rool is a completely insane freak, because he is.
K. Rook can’t be seen on screen murdering an entire city of innocent humans, but as a completely psychotic, recklessly destructive, despot ethno-narcissist for the Kremlings, he definitely would. And take all of your shit he doesn’t even want while he’s at it, because fuck you.
Because he’s K. Razy.
Bowser would capture a city and force the people to worship him, out of fear.
K. Rool blows it apart with giant bombs and insane Kremling Tech and kills/imprisons everyone before claiming what’s left and filling it exclusively with Kremlings.
Bowser captures Peach so he can marry her out of obsessive but genuine affection, while annexing her kingdom.
K. Rool, if he doesn’t just blow up your home with a giant bomb or death beam, will strip mine it for resources, clog the sky with smoke from factories, and flood your home with Kremlings and monsters just because he fucking wants to. He will steal everything you have including your Banana Hoard despite hating bananas because he is completely insane, and just wants to fuck you over for a power trip.
Him and Bowser when in a duo team in Sluggers deliberately have bad chemistry. Firstly because there’s only room for one king on the block, and secondly because Bowser thinks K. Rool is a completely insane freak, because he is.
K. Rook can’t be seen on screen murdering an entire city of innocent humans, but as a completely psychotic, recklessly destructive, despot ethno-narcissist for the Kremlings, he definitely would. And take all of your shit he doesn’t even want while he’s at it, because fuck you.
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