>Finally returns to a Donkey Kong game for the first time in 20 years.
>Immediately becomes the Osama bin Laden of the Mario Universe.
K. Rool Kings... I kneel.
>>715918746 (OP)Magic wished the change to New Donk to turn it into K.Rool's city, and magic wished it back. Went back to status quo.
>>715918746 (OP)But why? Why does he want to kill so many people?
>Dumb Schrimblo bimblo shit? FUCKING HYYYYYPE (because it's nintendo)
i dont hate him but at the same time there's something bizarre about seeing people who must be in their late 30s-mid 40s judging by the rare nostalgia get so excited about a fat green croc showing up
like i played those games too but fuck me he's just a generic villain
what attire gimmick could they have had for this game instead of recycling the king design?
>>715919916Since he was trapped underground it wouldn't make sense for him to have a unique costume.
But once he takes over NDC he could've had a suit and toupee and declare himself President K. Rool.
>>715920171>But once he takes over NDC he could've had a suit and toupee and declare himself President K. Rool.kino
>>715920171>President K. Rool.kremocrat k.rool
>>715918746 (OP)>Immediately becomes the Osama bin Laden of the Mario Universe.The fuck does this even mean
>>715918746 (OP)I think he is evil!!!!!
>>715920443He 9/11'd New Donk City
>>715919827he's an unsympathetic psychotic villain that operates purely off of spite
you don't get alot of straightforward characters like those nowadays.
>>715920718Ridley is much of the same. But Metroid fans dont shit and piss their pants if he is or is not in a game. Despite him being Samus' rival.
>>715920781k rool hasnt been in a main game in a long time
>>715920781difference is that every other attempted DK villain has been ass.
>>715920781Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we literally fucking hollered at Sakurai for 20 years until he finally put Ridley in. And yes we fucking go crazy whenever Ridley is in a new Metroid game.
>>715920781Ridleyfag here.
That's mostly cause Metroid is one of the few games Nintendo gives slight amount of shit about plot. On top of that Ridley was still being brought back and acknowledged.
It also helps that even though Ridley didn't show up for Dread, and may actually be gone for good, they at least introduced a damn good replacement with Raven Beak.
>>715920945Retro wanted to bring K Rool back for their games, but Nintendo said no. Because NOJ wanted to do it.
>>715920975You literally don't, my guy
>>715921154He hasn't been in a new Metroid game for years upon years. If he ever came back in a mainline Metroid or Prime game the reaction would be huge. This entire board shit itself when Ridley was revealed for Smash.
>>715921149Raven Beak got turned to ash, and they can't bring him back unless they use the ship that went missing as an excuse. But then, it would just be an X-Parasite version of him.
>>715921287People freaking out when he was in smash was because they memed about him for years, and then it finally happened. When Ridley was shoved into Samus Returns, people were not as enthused as they should have been. Plus, he is FUCKING DEAD as in, never coming back, dead. Dread is a fresh start, cutting off much of the past so it isn't bogged down by it going forward since it's one of the few nintendo franchises with an actual advancing timeline.
>>715921287>Was added as the true final boss of Samus Returns remake even when he wasn't even in that>The game that was released before DreadPeople will always cheer for Ridley but he has always been treated good.
That said, I think the solution is to just have Samus NOT kill every NuRidley everytime so it won't be silly how often he gets ressurected. Like, the writers can just make him run away to lick his wounds.
>>715921635Ridley hates Samus with everything he has. He would rather die than run, unless its part of some larger plan.
I think heโs becoming one of nintendoโs most popular characters with how hyped everyone gets whenever he appears
>>715920171Klepotkrat K. Rool
>>715921154>Retro wanted to bring K Rool back for their games, but Nintendo said nogiven that the kremlings have been brought back for bananza, i highly doubt that.
>>715922096>Doesnt quote the rest
>>715920781K. Rool didn't appear in a real game for 30 years while Ridley gets shoehorned into games he wasn't in (Metroid 2)
>>715920781>But Metroid fans dont shit and piss their pants if he is or is not in a gameActually chud, I do.
I fucking hate Ridley he's overused as fuck in Metroid.
K.Rool is Kool and kan keep appearing.
>>715920781>Metroid fans dont shit and piss their pants if he is or is not in a gameDid you forget about Smash, fucking newfag
>>715924009I'm talking mainline, ya faggot.
>>715919374So how long in school did you spend learning English to culminate with this post?
>>715920781If Ridley is to come back in a new game then he needs to speak already, they keep trying to tell you he's some highly intelligent creature but he's just a beast in almost every game
>>715918746 (OP)i thought there would be a little more hype about him finally being acknowledged in a mainline game again in.. what? two decades and a half now? feels like boomers vastly astroturfed his popularity. do the same with wart, tatanga, and captain syrup pls
>>715921149>Raven beakSpeaking of villains who are entertaining due to being straightforward bastards. "Power is everything.".
So the crockoids are kremlings right?
>>715918746 (OP)>Should we teeleport here?I donโt know why, but the way Pauline says โteeleportโ realllllly gets on my fucking nerves
>>715921287>HITS THE BIG TIMEFuck, I forgot about that. The Ultimate hype cycle is genuinely some of the most fun I've ever had on this shit board.
>>715927201My assumption was that all the kremlings that died on their expedition to the planet's core are the skeletons of the crockoids, which Grumpy Kong reanimates with weird gold magic. And all the ones that are still alive are in the core itself.
>>715920565What does that mean
>>715921287>He hasn't been in a new Metroid game for years upon years.Let's see the last 2 decades of Metroid games after Ridley got killed off in Super Metroid:
>Metroid Prime: Yes>Metroid Fusion Yes>Metroid Prime 2: No>Metroid Zero Mission: Yes>Metroid Prime 3: Yes>Metroid Other M: Yes>Metroid: Samus Returns: Yes>Metroid Dread: NoRidley has appeared in basically every mainline Metroid game besides 2, Prime 2, and Dread. He even got tacked onto 2's remake.
Dread not having another shoehorned Ridley fight was a breath of fresh air.
>over the course of the game cranky tells you about the "banana thief" he's chasing and it gradually becomes more clear that he's referring to k. rool, not void kong
KINO
>>715928379It should have been obvious to everyone as soon as this Treehouse screenshot was posted
>>715928183I stood up and shouted kino unironically
>>715928293>Dread not having another shoehorned Ridley fight was a breath of fresh air.Instead were were treated to Samus utterly bullying Kraid, which was simply delightful. She HATES Space Pirates so much.
>>715919827>there's something bizarre about seeing people who must be in their late 30s-mid 40s judging by the rare nostalgia get so excited about a corporate branded gorilla showing upIf you showed any interest in the game you're no different from them lad.
>>715918746 (OP)Kong dicks him down EVERY NIGHT.
>>715928551Why are these evil lizard bois so much fun?
>>715928642Is Kraid a space pirate? I thought he was just a local to Zebes?
>>715928745Yeah, pretty sure him and Ridley were described as Space Pirate generals working under Mother Brain.
>>715928745Nah, he's one of the main commanders.
>that one log in the planet's core left behind by a kremling krew member about how they've been patiently awaiting k. rool's return and are less scared about being trapped than they are about how pissed he'll be when he comes back
>it's written in pirate speak
This game is so good.
>>715928379>>715928449The fact that one of the most reoccuring enemy forces in the game and the very first one you fight is an anthropomorphic crocodile skeleton was also an obvious red flag in hindsight. The big monster variation made by Grumpy also clearly evokes K. Rool especially with the golden swirly goo at the top looking like a crown.
desu it's kinda surprising Nintendo with the twist nonetheless because it feels like something they wouldn't typically do, a twist that kinda relies on some sort of prior knowledge of previous games to get the most impact out of.
>>715926753People wanted him to appear in the Retro DKs but Nintendo wouldn't let them use him. It may not have been as intended but using him for DK Odyssey feels like a cheap trick to try and generate interest in a game that doesn't really feel like the Rare/Retro sidescrollers.
>>715928449Cranky was playing DKC
>>715929485Felt rather cathartic that it happened. I'm glad they did it.
>>715927084Shame he was both introduced and killed off in the same game.
Well technically he was introduced in SR, but still.
>>715929485>it feels like something they wouldn't typically do, a twist that kinda relies on some sort of prior knowledge of previous games to get the most impact out of
>>715929485There were a lot of signs pointing to it but after so many years of not seeing him everyone assumed the worst and it felt like cope to say otherwise.
So, what?
Humans exist in the Mario world but they live on the complete opposite side of the earth?
>>715930529That's Hal though, they are much more willing to utilise continuity with Mario and DK only really catching up the past few years
sylux
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>>715930529FTR by "Nintendo" I mean Nintendo EPD specifically, more specifically the series associated with Miyamoto that often go out of their way to make each game not hugely interconnected and act as a fresh starting point to not completely confuse newcomers. Kirby is definitely its own thing with its own developers that have their own design philosophies (HAL Labs).
Metroid's another interesting deviation from that, especially when you consider that Metroid Prime 4's seemingly main antagonist is from a fucking 20 year old Nintendo DS multiplayer spinoff, but I believe that's just the result of Tanabe and Sakamoto actually kinda caring about continuity and lore in their respective Metroid series more than most other Nintendo producers.
Wartbros...
Tatangabros...
Any day now, we will have our hype, and unironically epic resurgence.
>>715931534Wart kinda sorta did in a way. He got a 3D model for the first time in the Link's Awakening remake, and Nakaue for whatever reason recently did artwork of him in a Nintendo recruitment manual from 2020.
>>715931534Your only hope is the keep doing Mario movies long enough they have to resort to using villains that aren't Bowser or other koopas to keep consumer interest up.
>>715931392Prime 3 and Federation Force both also hinted at Sylux. It only seems out of place now because of how much fucking time passed.
>>715931392Even Dread did this by following up on Fusion which was almost 20 years old at that point
>George W. Donk declares war on the Kremling Kingdom
>the 9/11 of the mario world
more like the boston molasses flood
>>715919374I never heard scrimblo bimblo anywhere but here and it always makes the person saying it sound like a fucking retard
>>715933840I think it originated from smash discussions on twitter.
>>715933840This
>>715934278Its a Twitter thing that this place stole, because this shitty board is incapable of producing OC anymore.
>>715929417So this is the "soul" boomers keep yapping about huh? Pretty neat.
>>715920171heh I like that, would have been unexpected for the moment
>>715920264General Secretary, he's a Kremlin(g) after all
>>715919374i'd be hyped by sony scrimblos, but they don't make those sorts of games any more desu.
retvrn of gnasty gnorc, or whatever (They've already done ripto returning desu)
fucking ran Dr. Nefarious into the ground w/ Ratchet & Clank.
>>715918746 (OP)>New Donk City's 9/11I want an edit of this Marvel page with Nintendo villains
>>715919827He represents good games. Simple as.
>>715921149also Samus is always killing him but he still find a way or another to be back
>>715928729>>715928551>>715920975Ridley and K. Rool fans had each other's backs going on a decade and change, and Ultimate paid off for both parties. I loved how after
>>715921287 showed up, a good chunk of Ridley haters started falseflagging and attacking K. Rool fans right until K. Rool was revealed.
Then the same haters started attacking Banjo...UNTIL he and Kazooie popped up. Then comes that image with Rool, Ridley and BK lined up with Geno begging to be in Smash, who was an edit of Banjo, you know the one.
>>715918746 (OP)don't forget his last appearance in super smash bros ultimate almost 7 years ago
>>715931392I hope there's more porn of Samus being defeated and having sex with Sylux once prime 4 comes out
Has anyone able to get the Crocodile Cacophony rip from K.Rool's reveal cutscene?
>>715936620Cutscene music apparently isn't in the music player.
>>715936620It pains me a lot that Crocodile Cacophony is so overshadowed by Gangplank Galleon.
As soon as I saw the Kremlingified Bananza logo I knew I was in for kino
>>715937103They did it pretty well in his final boss theme
Lets take it to the next level.
Make him the villain in the movie, fuck it lets put him in mario kart as well. The age of King K Rool is here
>>715927084If they can bring Ridley back every game despite being atomized on screen. then they can make up some technobabble for Raven Beak. Blah blah x-parasite dna blah blah cybernetic upload blah blah that was just a hologram blah blah.
>>715920781>Ridley is much of the same. But Metroid fans dont shit and piss their pants if he is or is not in a game. Despite him being Samus' rival.We do, actually.
>>715920781I clapped when I saw Phantoon in Metroid Other M. Only good thing about that game.
>>715934653>Ganondorf as Doom>Dedede as KingpinNot sure who could be Magneto aside from an FE villain
>>715937180I thought the game was actually ending after the core fight
>>715920781This post greatly illustrates the 2 halves of the Metroid franchise, there is no greater way to divide the fandom into Final Fantasy tribalism than just mentioning Ridley.
>All the enemies were dead Kremlings the whole time.
Was pretty cool. I'm a sucker for DK nostalgia so hearing all the old enemy noises and fighting him in a boxing ring made me nostalgic.
>>715919374I hope the irony of trying to act high and mighty while hijacking twitter terms concocted by actual niggers isn't lost on you
'scrimblo' is just 'zanzibart' of platformer characters
>>715926753>i thought there would be a little more hype about himThat was a few days before the game released when people in certain countries were dripfeeding us pics of him and the kremlings in planet core, I'd assume a lot of those same people are currently busy actually playing the game
>>715918854Because heโs K. Razy.
Bowser would capture a city and force the people to worship him, out of fear.
K. Rool blows it apart with giant bombs and insane Kremling Tech and kills/imprisons everyone before claiming whatโs left and filling it exclusively with Kremlings.
Bowser captures Peach so he can marry her out of obsessive but genuine affection, while annexing her kingdom.
K. Rool, if he doesnโt just blow up your home with a giant bomb or death beam, will strip mine it for resources, clog the sky with smoke from factories, and flood your home with Kremlings and monsters just because he fucking wants to. He will steal everything you have including your Banana Hoard despite hating bananas because he is completely insane, and just wants to fuck you over for a power trip.
Him and Bowser when in a duo team in Sluggers deliberately have bad chemistry. Firstly because thereโs only room for one king on the block, and secondly because Bowser thinks K. Rool is a completely insane freak, because he is.
K. Rook canโt be seen on screen murdering an entire city of innocent humans, but as a completely psychotic, recklessly destructive, despot ethno-narcissist for the Kremlings, he definitely would. And take all of your shit he doesnโt even want while heโs at it, because fuck you.
>>715928001He covered the entire city in molten gold
>>715920781Itโs a little bit because Ridley might be the opposite of K Rool and is in a couple too many games. How many times has this guy died horrifically and keeps coming back? It at least made sense in Fusion.
Bananza if it was awesome
>>715938760Both have completely different uses though. "Zanzibart" is making fun of Fromsofts storytelling conventions (or lack thereof). "Scrimbly Blimbo" is making fun of boomers who are obsessed with some one-off mascot or side character from the 16-32 bit generations that no one else cares about or maybe even heard of and acting like their pet character should be given "respect". Geno from Super Mario RPG (and the weirdo's obsessed with putting him in Smash) was the character the term was originally mocking.
>>715920781As a Metroid fan I want less Ridley, its not a comeback if he comes back every single game in increasingly nonsensical encounters, you can't come back if you never fucking leave. They even retconned him into M2.
>>715939365Rooted in criticism, adopted by the community it was meant to mock.
>>715939149Holy shit imagine trying to hype up a fucking Donkey Kong villain who is literally a fat joke into an edgy "le mature badass who murders people" fan fiction OC. You need to be 18 to post here kiddo.
It took a while, but I did it ...
>>715918746 (OP)Slowpoke here. WTF happened? And what's the continuity if any? Who's lil pauline?
>>715939149God I love K. Rool so much, I hope he stays for good this time, the series wouldnt survive a SECOND power vacuum.
>>715939553Bananza was the loudest return K Rool could have possibly had. It hammered down all of his hallmarks for longtime fans while clearly communicating his charm to newcomers. They want people to know about and love him.
I would be shocked if he wasnโt the main villain of the upcoming movie as well. Heโs THE big bad now.
>>715939365Scrimblo was mocking Banjo and all other 3D platforming mascots.
>>715939365>Geno from Super Mario RPG (and the weirdo's obsessed with putting him in Smash) was the character the term was originally mocking.Not really. It was moreso just a general counter towards perceived neckbeards crying about anime swordsmen while asking for a children's mascot platformer character with little to no modern relevance. If the meme was targeted at any specific character, it was the Banjo, Gex, and Crash Bandicoot type characters.
>>715939509Not him but sometimes it's fun to give into your most base autistic fanboy instincts on here. Even though I agree with you.
>>715927084raven beak is a character i will be genuinely sad to not see in smash. his entire boss fight has 3 movesets worth of attacks to use
>>715939509>You need to be 18 to post here kiddoYou realize there are entire boards for cartoons and my little pony on this website right
>>715939723No, they simply make up the bulk of the category since old forgotten platforming mascots are the characters most likely to have some severely autistic micro-fandom that wanted them in Smash. But as Geno (and Mallo) being the original demonstrates, a Scrimblo isn't strictly required to be one.
>>715939670Who should voice him in the movie, and why is he Willam Defoe
>>715939149>Bowser would capture a city and force the people to worship him, out of fear.he actually does it in brothership
>>715939781Anon, "children's...character with little to no modern relevance" defines Geno and the entire movement to put him in Smash ahead of actually important characters. "Why won't Nintendo put Geno in Smash?" was a thing since fucking Melee.
Can you guys give me an idea what the story is in this game? Is it a prequel to DKC? Is this supposed top be the first time K. Rool and DK met?
>>715939945DaFoe would be a great pick, though I dream of a Tim Curry performance. Sadly, I doubt we'd get a cool pick out of "chris pratt for mario", "gotta be hollowood" Illumination.
>>715939729>kaos reference in the copterbased
>>715939945>>715939670If Jim Carrey voices King K. Rool for the movie then it was prophesied in The Truman Show almost 27 years ago. Besides, he's already done a mean green character before in the form of the Grinch.
>>715939945Hell be fucking dead when the next movie comes out anon, let the man rest.
>>715939670I dont trust Nintendo a SINGLE bit to understand what people want.
>>715940110>ahead of actually important characters.ok Scrimblofag.
>>715940194I'd be okay with a Matt Berry K. Rool
>>715940149Takes place after all the other DK games so far. DK goes on a crazy adventure to the planet's core where he and his new companion's wishes can be granted (his being endless bananas, hers being to return home). The villains also want their wish granted. It's a race through a bunch of weird worlds that defy all logic on the way to the core.
>>715930529hal loves fan service, they only calmed down a bit for forgotten land then instantly went back in with the masks in rtdl dx
>>715940149Diddy and Dixie mention Donkey Kong Country 2 happening, so K. Rool and DK know each other.
However there is no explanation for Pauline being a kid. Developers said this was deliberate and they โwant players to puzzle it outโ. Either thereโs a secret reason, or this is in fact a prequel to Odyssey/Mario vs. DK which is looking like the answer based on the ending. Paulineโs grandmother is mentioned and hinted to be Lady from the original DONKEY KONG 1981 so Pauline is seemingly in a weird flux state where sheโs seemingly now a reference to being the girl from 1981 and also now a completely original different character with a separate event leading her to meeting Mario.
>>715940246>I dont trust Nintendo a SINGLE bit to understand what people wantThey clearly understood enough to give us the Kremlings back in the coolest way possible
>>715919827>judging by the rare nostalgia get so excited about a fat green croc showing upHere's the thing, he's actually a great way to expose fakers who are just reacting for the sake of views. If somebody goes
>oh my god, King K Rool aaaaa but then is confused or caught off guard by the fake credits, you know they're a poser.
>>715940384I dont think continuity and giving explanations counts as fanservice.
>>715939961Not the case, when he takes over the island he wins everyone over because the place was basically a shithole until he set up base and made something of the place. Even them hating the bros. was bore out of him shit talking them when no one had even heard of them (along with an insanely high bounty for their heads)
>>715920781The thing is that Ridley has shown up in most Metroid games barring only a scant few
>Return of Samus (he was added to Samus Returns anyways)>Metroid Prime 2>Metroid Prime Hunters>Metroid DreadBy Metroid Dread he's supposed to be SUPER dead anyways, plus Raven Beak kind of fills the same role as an arch-enemy for Samus.
Only way I can see him coming back now is as a clone or if they do some Arkham Knight shit with Samus having ghost Ridley in her body.
>>715940626also federation force i forgot that (everyone does)
>>715940626>Samus having ghost Ridley in her bodyAh yes, the famous and long anticipated Ridley DNA, a fine addition to my (Samus') collection.
>>715940478 These are games for babies not fromsoftware games
>>715938578We just need Ridley and Wolf to join in. Never losing hope on my boy returning some day in a future Star Fox game.
>>715919374nobody asked about bowlbo
>>715940804 A new star fox with modern gyro and maybe some fun mouse mode stuff might be real fun, i just hope it isnt the 4th star fox 64 remake
>>715940725Fromsoftware wished it had a lore this autistically consistent and contradiction free.
>>715940725>only fromsoftware games can have loreI actually fucking despise you.
>inb4 I didn't mean it like thatFuck off.
>>715940804>Never losing hope on my boy returning some day in a future Star Fox game.The only Star Fox games Wolf isn't in are Adventures and SF1. So good shot he'll be there probably fighting against the new main villain if Andross is still just a ghost chilling on Titania (and this is assuming Andross isn't cloned back to life or whatnot).
>>715939945Ben Kingsley would also be good if he channels his Archibald Snatcher from Boxtrolls.
>>715938351So odd to hide a secret boss on the lower difficulty
>>715918746 (OP)>i want your bananas so i can feast while i watch you starve>actually i don't even like bananas i just hate you>actually i do like bananas but only when they're in a state that makes you hate them>you're paling around with humans now? i'll eat them tooKing Boo eat your heart out, these guys fucking DESPISE each other. Almost two decades trapped inside the earth and he immediately resumes his bullshit like nothing even happened.
>>715936049>Samus being defeated and having sex with SyluxOther way around
>>715941691K Rool liking bananas when they're mush fits his character perfectly though
>Donkey Kong, the kind-hearted dumbass strongman, prefer bananas when they're at their nutritional peak>K. Rool, the overweight and almost childish tyrant, only likes bananas when they've lost any and all nutritional value but are also at their sweetest
>>715939553I'm hoping if he's in another game then some fancy new boss Kremlings get added for him to boss over. Also add sexy Kremling babes obviously. Plus they could have fun giving him some new themes and costumes going forward now.
I still hope we get to see more of Void after Bananza. I really loved the little gremlin's boss fights along with his personality and design
>>715939781To be fair Fire Emblem characters being added satisfies nobody. Except of they added Camilla but that's just cause she's got it going.
>>715920781I fucking love Ridley but he's also triple dead so it's hard to see him showing up more. He's probably not even going to be in Prime 4 considering that Sylux is controlling the Space Pirates in his place right now.
>>715941878Im sure that if K Rool wasnt a twist villain they would have given him a new job to Barbie over.
>>715941909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srCv-QfbigE
>>715941909I mean Poppy did say he surived and he's still out there plotting revenge so it's likely we will see him around more.
>the banandium root can grant any wish, doesn't matter, you want it and it's yours
>dk wishes for bananas, which he already effectively has an infinite supply of
Was it autism?
>>715941962Aye I am happy that his grand return is essentially a best of hits and gets across the essentials of what made him such an enduring and iconic video game baddie. I really love the new voice he has since it really captures the best of his Jungle Beat/Barrel Blast voice acting with the 64's voice that mixes menace and goofiness.
>>715941909He's the first genuinely entertaining non-K. Rool villain the series has ever had and reception to him seems pretty positive overall so we'll probably see him again.
>>715941909>his ears are in the shape of the letter Vsoul
>>715942072It's simple anon the banana I don't own is worth 100x the bananas already in my vault
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>>715940225Is this copypasta man? Because your post made me laugh. Are you the only one who noticed that, or is that some donkey kong community autism I don't know about?
>>715942049>>715942171Void could be like the DKC franchise's long-awaited answer to Wario from Super Mario Land. Ironic since Wario was originally planned to be the villain for DKC 1.
>>715942072DK is not the smartest Kong.
>>715942261I've seen this posted in other sites multiple times, it's a running joke in the community although I have to admit Jim would make a sick K. Rool.
>>715938398Juggernaut is also behind Doom
Juggernaut also did 9/11 before 9/11
>>715941691Crocodiles typically store uneaten food under logs and mud and let it rot until itโs softer and more edible
>>715941909>Was a nobody miner like so many monkeys>Found banamdium roots>Became filthy rich>Instead of using his humble and hardworking roots to be a better monkey with all his money, he just became a greedy, petty, asshole>His wish was also super shallow, only wanting infinite gold, which would make gold worth less than dirt, making him poor all over again
>>715941909>Roaches, they be hard to killhttps://famiboards.com/threads/donkey-kong-bananza-spoiler-thread-open-spoilers-update-leaker-playing-through-game-spoilers-out-now.14334/page-74#post-1905974
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>Only cameo was in A FUCKING BILLBOARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt13gePxwDE
>>715941909Void Kong was genuinely a really fun bad guy cause everything about him screams trying to be more then he already is and it's genuinely just a top notch design with his Stripe from Gremlins 2 meets evil tycoon vibe. Also the voice actor brings so much entertainment and in the actual story despite being clearly over his head by the end he manages to be a pretty competent and effective antagonist.
>>715942478A tragedy as old as mankind. Well, monkeykind, anyway.
>>715942545Hey at least heโs found success as an entrepreneur.
>>715940804>future Star Fox gameWell, there IS a new control gimmick they can glue another reboot to.
How do you feel about mouse controls?
Bananza isn't the first time I've seen "climbing/digging through multiple worlds" trope. Final Fantasy Legends (aka SaGa) had a tower with a different world on each floor, as did its sequel (it was a tree in that one). I think there was a webcomic with a similar theme recently. Is there some specific myth that the concept is based on? Or is it just the Divine Comedy?
>>715942545I was surprised he got even that desu
The skill/Bananza colors being DK64 color coded (+ pink for Dixie), intentional or not, is also a neat little touch.
>>715942979Bananza reminded me of Godzilla X Kong The New Empire with the hollow earth with apes in it theme and plot.
>>715942876Bye bye wrists
>>715918746 (OP)He doesn't recognize DK at all.
The dialogue in the game indicates that he's been in there for a very, very long time. He's straight up referred to as an 'ancient evil.'
>>715943468Anon, he very clearly recognizes DK. The three country games, Returns, and 64 are all directly referenced in the game multiple times as past events.
>>715942979The original Journey to the Center of the Earth did it.
>>715930431He actually debuted in Zero Mission.
>>715943468DK shows a very angry face when he encounters his. Compared to all the worried and scared faces he does reacting to other bosses. K.Rool staying YOURE in capitals shows that he was surprised it was DK been the one to save them, given their past battles.
>>715943561When he sees DK he says 'That you're the ones that released him.'
He doesn't say anything personal to DK at all. His primary motivation in this is the Banandium Root.
>>715943468I think it's just a joke at how long K. Rool's been dormant, same as Kid Icarus Uprising joking that it's been 25 years both in-world and IRL since Pit's had an adventure
I am genuinely curious if Nintendo will reintroduce Candy kong or just memory hole her, i know she's mentioned in dialogue but that's not nearly the same as actually making an appearance
>>715944568Probably just keep memoryholing her if you ask me. She's pretty much the same genre of character as Tawna Bandicoot and the other billions of Pamela Anderson reference damsels littering games in the 90s.
>Human dudes living in New Donk City now canonically have the chance to get a pirate-cosplaying Kremling gf.
Lucky sons of bitches
>>715942267>Void Kong game that's about him fucking up K.Rool's latest scheme for revenge and profit.>Void Kong game that's about him and Wario fighting over a potential source of profit; you can play as either Void or WarioThere's some potential in this little scrimblo capitalist.
Here's a detail I haven't seen anyone mention yet, K. Rool's helicopter pack has been redesigned into a little miniature KAOS.
>>715944752>tfw you will never fuck a kremling, a kong, a shadow siren, or a 2D monstrous spider girl.
>>715944840It's made out of his wife's rice cooker, and her nicest spatulas.
>>715918746 (OP)I found it odd he didn't get much of a redesign unlike DK. Also I prefer his Smash Ultimate remix.
>>715944941I know this is based on her design in one of the DK manga, but man I wouldn't mind if Ninty decided to canonize her at some point.
>>715918746 (OP)Cranky makes it obvious that he was after K. Rool instead of Void.
It's an interesting detail.
>>715941691K. Rool never hated bananas, it was a trannyslator fanfiction from Jungle Climber and he's not out to get DK at all times, he has different motives and DK just gets in the way.
>two decades trapped inside the earthI don't think it was actually two decades in the DK universe
>>715945173If they ever do bring her into the fold, itโll be interesting to see how they characterize her. Is she fed up with her husbandโs antics? Does she merely tolerate them? Or will she get in on the fun and torment some Kings with the rest of the krew?
>>715945787It's funnier to believe that K. Rool changes his beliefs to whatever best gets under DK's skin.
>>715945808Super sweet and makes him his favourite dinner when his plan fucks up, because at the end of the day he could rip apart every other kremling alive and that's a major aphrodesiac for her.
>>715945787It would be funnier to think that K. Rool hates bananas, and it's only behind the hoard in spite of DK and the other kongs.
>>715926753Nobody wants to give spoilers that he is in the game...
>>715919827I grew up with the DKC games and I really like k rools design. that's the main reason I'm so happy he's back
>>715942478Well, to be fair, gold in this sense is Banandium Gold, which is not only valuable in the mineral sense, but is also
1. Explosive
2. An energy source that can be extracted
3. Eaten and gives you power
4. Attached to inanimate objects to give them magical powers. All of Voids machines use Banandium Gold to do what they do
If Void had an infinite supply of it and was the only one that could distribute it, then he could charge any amount that he wanted.
>>715945808Going by the few pieces of fanart floating around and the manga, I picture her as a sort of tsundere/ice queen who's ruthless with the Kremling Krew.
Behind closed doors and after lecturing K.Rool after his latest attempt to destroy the Kongs, she's a serious but gentle and collected woman who cares for her husband. Maybe abit bitchy but she's well meaning in spite of it.
>>715945808Rare wouldโve make her a nagging british housewife or just a funny mean slag like Kazooie
>>715946803>K.Roolโs wife having Kazooie-tier bantzThe games couldnโt handle it.
>>715939674This is accurate.
K.Rool is genuinely fucking unhinged and I love it
>>715938494His exaggerated "dead" pose made me suspect he was pulling a fast one again.
>>715918746 (OP)Remember when bowser turned of the lights in New Donk City?
>>715944840damn who ever designed that must have been very attentive to detailing or a super fan of DK, Surprised 3 even got that kind of love
>>715931705Pretty sure that page is specifically discussing talking with overseas Nintendo headquarters, so their use of Wart here is a little joke, conflating Super Mario Bros 2/USA with Nintendo of America
>>715940626Real talk, would be super down with Ghost Ridley.
>>715940804You ever think about the fact Wolf is basically a mafia boss?
>>715939670>One of the first things you see in the Planet Core is a giant fucking statue of K. Rool looming over the area and staring down at you>Literal billboards in the finale saying "King K. Rool is back!"They knew exactly what we wanted
>>715919374reminder that only fake nerds and women say shit like scrimblo bimblo, its from tumblr where they lie to themselves about having hobbies and opinions on stuff
>muh fake/gay evil lizard hoiype!!!
return to r*ddit
>>715944840It's funny how they made the coolest-looking iteration of K.Rool with a ton of attention to detail, but the ugliest fucking DK ever
the most interesting part is that it's not some self contained plot either for DK. It directly affects the regular mario universe since the game ends in new donk city.
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>>715949126>What did he say?>I don't know, something about sucking Sony's dick
>>715948975Yeah, you already fight ghosts in the series a lot. I'm surprised Ridley hasn't straight up tried to haunt her ass.
>>715919254Because he's rotten to the core!
>>715919254Combination of gluttony and desire to utterly dominate every single being in the world, making him the undisputed ruler of the world.
>>715931705>DK is sad because he has no villain to talk to
Anyone got any good spots to farm Banandium Chips? It's the last thing I need to do.
There was a battle challenge with 30 enemies but I can't remember where it was.
>>715918746 (OP)Somehow, King K rool returned
>>715939509Found the 18 year old. Lighten up newfag
>>715941878They should do what the cartoon did and use Klump and Krusha as boss henchmen, I like the idea that those two are high ranking individual Kremlings rather than repeating enemies
>>715941878>>715951316Absolutely agree, I hated how in DKC trilogy there were literally NO kremling bosses aside from Kudgel. Klump and Krusha being his sidekicks would be a great idea, especially considering Klump is officially considered to be his right hand man. It would be nice to see this guy as well.
>K. Lumsy never showed up again just chilling on DK Isle
shame
>>715951612>, I hated how in DKC trilogy there were literally NO kremling bossesThe volcano boss was a kremling. a dead one where you could only see his arm in phase one still and the gba version had kerozene added after toxic tower
>>715920781Metroid is a more serious series when Ridley gets blow to pieces there needs to be a reason for him to come back and he can only regenerate so fast he also wasn't exlied by Nintendo for 15 years
>>715951316Klump and Krusha are unironically great characters in the cartoon also. The episode where General Klump befriends Dixie Kong is genuinely sweet or where he reunites with his brother Kaptain Skurvy. If you did a boss with Klump and Krusha being recurring mini bosses that become a full boss by teaming up later on. Kalypso would also be a fun boss if you lent into her chill disco girl vibe with her boss arena and attack patterns.
>>715939509It's funny observing tendieshit like that like a biologist, don't poke them
>>715945026He looks almost the same, but they made him more muscular
>>715951612Kludge would work great as a boss that either matches strength with DK for a fun slug fest rival style fight or have him as a David vs Goliath fight where can only hurt his vulnerable belly while avoiding herculean attacks.
>>715920781>Metroid fans dont shit and piss their pants if he is or is not in a gameRidley is now in pretty much every Metroid game.
>>715954160I'm genuinely curious if since they are moving past Super Metroid chronologically if Ridley will stay dead or if they'll bring him back somehow. Though a part of me thinks be funny if they just use the ol villain has a brother or son that's very similar to him trick.
>>715945026He was already redesigned post-Rare, first by Paon and in Smash Ultimate. The Bananza design is also slightly different from Ultimate, with a longer tail and more muscle (making it closer to the Rare design again).
>>715954757Fusion and Other M already had shoehorned Ridley fights and are post-SM chronologically.
Dread not having Ridley was a breath of fresh air. Hopefully Prime 4 doesn't as well. Although it probably well.
>>715949719I would enjoy the literal metaphor there.
>>715943087Many such cases
this movie is dogshit btw. The 3rd and 4th are pretty good though
>>715955038I loved the Caesar trilogy and the first movie, thought the recent one was alright but have yet to see any of the original continuity sequels. I really wanna watch the terrible Tim Burton one while drunk with friends or family cause that film will be a comedy mine of goofy why did they put this in a film enjoyment. Center of the earth with living creatures or subterranean people/monster comes to the surface is just the best.
>>715955038The uncut version of Conquest is amazing. Best apes film by far next to Dawn
https://youtu.be/AHD9cbD0X10?si=6o4ZODM-rdr2_KZ1
>>715919916but the rot theme was new
>>715956759And the Elder/Kremling Bananza version.
>>715934653doom cried cause he didnt think of pulling a 9/11 first
>>715944840Ya got me, I didn't notice
>>715957114Crying cause it hit the world trade centre and not the Baxter Building. Actually on the topic of superhero comics, that'd make for a great theme for King K Rool and the Kremling Krew.
>>715929490>People wanted him to appear in the Retro DKs but Nintendo wouldn't let them use him.it is known that Nintendo would let them use everything from the Rare games but Retro intentionally chose to avoid using the Kremlings because they wanted to give it their own spin (with ne subpar villains)
>>715958036Tanabe (& Miyamoto) made the decision not to include the Kremlings for DKCR. He said as much in an interview.
>>715940384they kinda went crazy in the postgame making morpho knight in the actual canon continuity
>>715958036I don't even mind DK having some new or one shot villains if the games didn't come out with massive gaps. Also if the villains were better but the Snowmads were neat despite having a lame leader but the Tiki Tak tribe despite a fun vibe and aesthetic are kinda boring plus don't elevate beyond feeling like a pack of mooks. Surprised they haven't gone with an insect bad guy group considering Zingers being such an enduring part of DKC
>>715958134Here's the link by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAw2UnqHJt0&t=352s
Retro came up with the Tikis when Tanabe told them to make new villains.
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There are genuinely extremely few characters who won even nearly as hard as King K. Roo did
This motherfucker really managed to claw his way back to the top after years and years of being left to rot
>>715919374You lost, Stevie.
>>715958134>>715958349Tanabe really is a blight on Nintendo IPs considering the damage he also did to Paper Mario
>>715935632It was hilarious how the faggots lazily cropped in an image of Banjo from the reveal trailer and couldnโt even be bothered to remove the outline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg
>>715958134Miyamoto only accepted Tanabe's idea, we never heard what Miyamoto thought.
>>715958349>E3 2010 interview>2010>15 years agoHalf of my life....
>>715942471They don't do it specificaly to rot the food since they have no problem eating tough meat but more so they like to store it for later and their immune system is so strong they can just eat rotten flesh
>>715958805Crocodiles are genuinely proof that sometimes evolution just doesn't need to do its job anymore when you become a perfect lifeform.
>you can literally recreate bananza's finale with base game smash ultimate with k. rool and new donk city
>>715958036>>715958134>>715958349>>715958575One thing that's weird about this is that Reece of Kiwi Talkz has rebutted this and considering he was entirely correct about Kremlings coming back and also very definitely having inside sources with Retro Studios folk, I don't see much reason to not believe him despite Tanabe's words there.
Like some years back he interviewed a senior designer from Retro who worked on Returns and he didn't bring up Tanabe at all when discussing to why the Kremlings were given the boot in favour of the Tikis, seemingly framing it as more as Retro's decision to distinguish themselves from Rare's games: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6YKebkPZNM
>>715948975>You ever think about the fact Wolf is basically a mafia boss?Not really, Given he controlled a whole sector of the criminal underworld and was one of Andross' generals, along with having a skilled team with Star Fighters that are second to none. It's no wonder Corneria had a bounty on there heads by the time of Command.
>>715940225I doubt Jim would do K Rool because AFAIK the whole eggman shebang was because his family fucking loved sonic, and i doubt they're the kind of Tendie that fanboys over Rare DKC of all things.
>>715958357>left to rotYou thought you were slick there weren't you?
That's a Mario Kart character emblem if i've ever seen one
>>715928551MY FUARKING HEROES
>>715939945Wayne Knight is a no-brainer: the perfect blend to the deep tone of the game and the more sophisticated of the cartoon, kinda like what he did for Zurg in BZSC.
>>715928183I pissed my pants
>>715951612There was Kerosene in the GBA version of 2, but that's kinda it.
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>>715928551I tried to find the threads from back then and this was very funny to see
Even funnier that he was talking about Rex, who got cucked out of the game by his bitches.
>>715964260>rex was such a cuck for so long xb3 had to make him a gigachad so people would stop calling him a cuck
>>715963326Makes you wonder...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/comments/1m336wn/dk_bananza_spoiler_is_dk_bananzas_credits/
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IT WAS ALL PLANNED
>>715964260Best part was the eternal seethe from Ashley fans. If you listen closely, you can still hear them screaming in the night.
This is all so they can โremakeโ Donkey Kong like FF7 isnโt it
Why did Bananza have to make King K.rool so sexy?
>>715918746 (OP)>NINTENDO HATES RARE>MIYAMOTO HATED DKC>NINTENDO WILL REPLACE ALL DONKEY KONG ENEMIES WITH TOADS>Meanwhile the entire final act of the game is a tribute to rare and DKC enemies with tons of throw back music, awesome remixes, and enemies having the same sfx as their DKC counter parts>Final boss is King K Rool who you fight 3 separate times
>>715964687He was already sexy in DKC1
>>715964718the entire fucking game is a love letter to the Rare days of DK.
you can't go 5 seconds without finding some refrence to DKC or a remixed track from ithe trilogy.
>>715964784What's funny about that render is that it was made for DK64 and yet Nintendo acts like its for DKC1
>make it to Planet Core
>Punch a Kremling to see if they make the sound
>They make the sound
I might have came a little bit
>>715964871also some loose banjo love with those rock people and their googly eyes.
>>715940804I have faith we will see a new Star Fox game on the Switch 2. Star Fox as a series just never stays down for long.
I think King K. Rool making a return was likely in response to how well he did in the Smash Ballot.
And although she didn't do well enough to become a playable fighter, Krystal appearing as an Assist Trophy was also likely thanks to how well she did in the Ballot.
Which gives me hope that, in that Switch 2 Star Fox game, Krystal will make a return as well. Wolf is a given IMO.
>>715965335I don't. Just admit furfags ruined the series.
>>715964784I'm not even kidding. Bananza added jiggle physics and he keeps slapping his belly a number of times before the final fight where it's needed to transform. He's like a barafag'a dream come true.
>>715965096I got spoiled on k room's return but this was nearly as impactful
>>715965335Nah, fuck Star Fox. Unless they actually make A NEW FUCKING STORY I have 0 interest. If it is a remake of Star Fox 1/64 again then I will not buy it regardless of anything.
>>715965754Same here. I knew he was coming but I didnโt know any of what came after. The finale more than made up for getting spoiled on him being in
Man his fight was a pain in the ass, but once you realize that you just gotta use gorilla mode with only his charge shot and use elephant mode for literally everything else(except maybe use zebra after you hit back the charge shot)
Felt like a final boss I died a lot.
>>715965912I died twice to the big arena covering attack and was like "Dude, this is impossible" and then I remembered the elephant mode and beat him on my 2nd try after that, so 4 tries in total. He was harder than the rest of the bosses combined.
>>715940461K. Rool reached OG Nemesis status where he's just a legend/myth figure in gaming. Like you don't even have to play DKC you know who he is through gaming culture osmosis.
>>715965409>Just admit furfags ruined the series.It was Miyamoto and Takaya Imamura who wanted them in there in the first place. Besides, what truly hurt the series was it being scatterbrained and repeating SF1/64 one too many times.
>>715965912I used Snake to jump over his blunderbuss inhale, although I figured you could probably throw some chunks into it.
Hitting him when he was "stunned" didn't seem to do much (if any) damage, except in in the last phase when he was stuck in gold.
>>715965096the updated models for all the old enemies are so nice. would be a shame if they don't get future use.
YOU CAN SPIN THE STICK AROUND AND DO A GAY BOWSER THROW WHILE DOING GANANDORF YELLS
https://streamable.com/rnst69
https://youtu.be/1eggzBAzCZg?t=351
>Want to know the funny part? I don't even like bananas
Great fan animation but man that's aged terribly, especially when you consider that it's a reference to a localization screw up on NOA's part: https://x.com/TheWispGuy/status/1919456574776476047
The transformations were cool, but i really want the animal buddies back, maybe some new animal buddies too
Anyone notice DK grunts all the time like heโs taking a shit?
>>715965096it's not even a remix or even toned up or down or anything
it's literally just a straight, 1:1 rip of the orignal AUGH! sound
incredible
>>715964687My theories are that either they know, someone on the dev team finds him hot, or secretly everyone finds him hot
>>715965492Don't forget they now made him a canon pred
Okay I missed out on this one but what other retro video game should I play to get the most impact from when it's nostalgia baited in an upcoming game? I'm thinking Parasite Eve before a remake or Dino Crisis or something.
>>715966796Wait, is this image also in the game?
>>715966818I don't think the transformations were cool at all, at least for 95% of the game. Only a few times did they ask you to combine them. Most of the time it is:
>Hmmm... I guess we'll make a puzzle that literally requires you to swap to a different form to justify their existenceCase in point is the retarded Zebra power. Felt so artificial.
>>715930529Kirby fanservice I think is way outside of main nintendos range
>Nintendo : We brought back the koopalings!>HAL : Who remembers that one boss from Kirby's Pinball? No one? Well he's here as a cameo in Rock. bye.
>>715967270Yeah. In loading screen after you meet K.ROOL first.
>>715966796>but man that's aged terriblyLike a rotten banana you could say.
>>715967034Nintendo's been sitting on these uncompressed sound effects for decades. about time they get to be used
>>715967293You need to upgrade them to make the most of them. The base versions are very limited.
>>715967034I don't remember, was it a line recorded by one of Rare's team or a synth sound edited to make it seem like a scream?
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>>715966451>there's a non-0% chance the Kremlings become playable in Mario Kart Worldgranted it's a 1% chance (K. Rool's VA in the MKW credits = K. Rool was planned to be added [COULD MEAN] they add tracks to go with him = these tracks have Kremling hazards = most every enemy hazard is also a playable character) but fuck, it's possible
>>715967293I had a lot of fun with Elephant Bananza. It annihilates terrain so quickly.
>>715967630I did upgrade most of them. My point is the game is not designed around them at all and combining them even less so. Nearly every banana can be gotten with just base DK, except a few that they shoehorn you into using a power. They do not feel very organic. It was a handful of times I felt like I was clever for using my powers to skip a potential puzzle, and that was across like 700 bananas.
>>715967034Zinger death sounds and Necky sounds are also from DKC.
Guys I want to kms. I didn't play DKC in all this time. I even played Tropical Freeze and considered it one of my favourite platformers. Despite knowing about DKC for decades I put it off and put it off...and now suddenly I missed out, to be in on this cultural event and moment. No matter what I do the reveal will never have the full impact for me. I can never truthfully honestly claim to have been waiting for this or to be elated by seeing the character again. All because I procrastinated for 20 years. I feel rotten. I guess I could play DKC now to familiarise myself with the character but it feels like too little, too late. I don't know what to do. It's the feeling of missing out on something, and never getting the chance to make it right. I know my experience was inferior to everyone else's.
>>715968021nothing stopping you from playing DKC 1, 2, and 3 right now if you have an online sub. They've all aged pretty well
>>715968021Bro it is really not as big a deal as people are making it out to be. I played DKC1/2 as a kid and seeing him was cool and I liked the remix of Gangplank Galleon but I already got that shit out of my system when he was brought back for Ultimate.
>>715967807I know how you feel. Loads of options but I can't see nintendo going so far.
>Diddy>Dixie>Cranky>Funky>Teen Pauline>King K Rool>Kritter>Poppy
This thread is pure furfaggotry, admit you are attracted to men.
>Star Fox, the franchise with Fox in the title and has an anthro fox as the main protagonist, only became a furry franchise after Krystal.
Sure, and I'm a park ranger.
>>715969112Oh, that's cool. Would you recommend it as a career?
>>715969112what's wrong with being a park ranger?
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>>715918746 (OP)I'm surprised normalfags are so hyped about his return
https://youtu.be/nkq1xK_eKkQ?si=f__KeHpCgbabKDHl
>>715969272i don't see how when people were just as excited for his smash reveal.
Why everyone loves this fat evil King krok? I love him too.
>>715969272Excitement itself is contagious like any state of arousal, the same way outrage is for example. It doesn't matter what it's about, seeing a bunch of people excited for something will spread that excitement like a virus. The whole of game marketing is predicated on the concept of hype
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>>715969429I'm not gonna lie, I find his body, face and personality to be attractive.
>>715968159They did not have to make Callie look that cute in a suit but I'm glad they did.
>>715969272He has, as the zoomers would say, aura. He's instantly memorable and likeable.
>>715966217Yeah you can just throw a chunk into the blunder bus, easy to do with Elephant. Kind bizarre how Elephant is by and far the best bonanza in the game
Imagine being the poor Kremling on feeding and belly rubbing duty.
Not gonna lie I was expecting Mario to make a "villain" cameo trying to "save" Pauline from DK
>>715969429I want to say his boss fights played a big part in DKC 1-3. Big damn struggles as a kid but oh so satisfying when you finally fucking win.
>>715969973mario being in this game would have made things even more complicated. He'd have to be around the same age as pauline.
Nintendo making this game which relied on a big twist despite all their games leaking one month early to the internet was a ballsy move
>>715939509>reddity passive agressive toneActual sรฒyboy
>>715970335>BIG TWIST>same enemy as every other game>BIG>TWIST
>>715958357>From being abandoned for ages to being the main antagonist in Switch 2's answer to OdysseyYou love to see it
I'm new to Donkey Kong games and honestly I thought Void Kong was more entertaining
>>715939781>defending animu swordsmanFound weaboo neckberd
>>715970521oh for sure void's a fine villian. especially compared to the tikis and snowmads
>>715920781Metroid has some attempt at creating a consistent timeline, and Ridley dies a bunch of times.
People are going to understand if Ridley stays dead for a game, but if they bring him back with another magical space pirate science mcguffin, nobody gives a shit if it doesn't make sense because Ridley is cool and everyone wants an excuse to fight him again.
>>71596927295% of these people had it spoiled and were just waiting to do their fake reactions for le epic hoype moment.
>>715970892Annoying, honestly. His design sucks, his voice sucks, and his dumb banana-mobile looks stupid.
>>715970892He will get his revenge by having better stats than K Rool in Mario Kart
>>715970892He'll be back in the next DK 3d game series.
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>>715970845Sad but true. Most are "playing the game" just to further their Youtube success, not because they sincerely like what they're seeing.
>>715971138I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY GOLD ISN'T REAL
>>715971170I am sure they like the game, I did, but those reactions are so fake and over the top they're embarrassing.
>>715970687Hey, say what you will about the Tikiโs but the Snomads were pretty great.
>>715971138>K.Rool defeats capitalism with a single punchDangerously based.
>>715939781>anybody who doesn't have personality of souless carboard cutout or npc is incel, weirdo, schizo, neckbeard, etc.Normalfags are like innsmouth inhuman fish people expect lame, gay and pathetic.
>>715970892I feel like nobody's really pointed this out, but the idea of evil Kongs is really neat. I don't think the series has done that until know.
>inb4 Manky KongThat doesn't count.
>>715970892He payed his part perfectly, a little gremlin with a big ego that is simply not intimidating nor cool enough to be a final boss (your screenshot makes this clear with his sexy monkey subordinate getting the ick from his loud movements)
Had he been too cool, like a certain guy from a zelda game, the twist would be ruined because people would feel wasted potential out of him. He shows up to job and jobs really well.
>>715970335We only knew about it 2-3 days ahead of time and even then it was only screenshots and people were skeptical still.
>>715970892This
>>715973582This subordinates were more likeable and interesting, so it's nice that they stick around in the post-game. That said, I wouldn't mind all three of them keep showing up in future games.
>>715974821you just wanna fuck the girl monke...
>>715918746 (OP)Has anyone made a compilation video of all the people who denied his appearance?
Don't make me do it myself...
>>715961712Ah, so Retro are entirely to blame for having such soulless villains
>>715964450>Commit the worst act of terrorism in the history of your city>City council decides to name a street after you
>>715971170Let's just consider them useful idiots for the cause of bringing K Rool back more
>>715970892Every time they mention the planet core I think of pic related
>>715928449DK is so tiny in this game. Itโs strange
>>715969272How are you still falling for click bat in 2025?
These niggas don't give a single genuine fuck.
>>715976779Same, right down to how itโs said.
>>715967096>Don't forget they now made him a canon predWhat the hell does that mean? Crocodiles are already predators.
>>715977278He wants to eat the entire world
>>715974821It's cool that they are an inversion of the Broodals from Mario Odyssey. The Broodals were lame one-dimensional characters that no one really liked. Void Co cast were likeable and had better character. I really hope Grumpy and Poppy stick around. Void too.
>>715977453If he does succeed how fat would he become?
>>715938279>>715930431There was a ship that left the planet before it blew up and raven beak was gonna clone Samus so either we killed a clone of daddy or a clone of daddy escaped
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>>715977278He is not a real crocodile, but an anthropomorphic one. And in the games, there was nothing suggesting that he would eat others. Until now.
>>715948975>Wolf is basically a mafia boss?Wolf is the same thing as fox, but with less morals. Wolf isn't that great of villain because he's just a for-hire merc who is transposing his rivalry with James Mccloud onto James's son.
>>715977925I always thought k rool was half gorilla since his body proportions seem more akin to that than a crocodile. I'd also be a neat twist if he and dk are long lost half brothers.
>>715977925Imagine if a k rool boss fight was just him really high from consuming lots of cocaine.
>>715919254He's a caricature of Americans. Did you sleep through the first DKC games?
>>715918746 (OP)then in 20 years some faggot streamer from zambadarland will say new donk city deseaved it
>>715929252Why and how the fuck is Phantoon a commander?
>>715980009No idea. I like to think it just showed up one day asking to join up, and Mother Brain was too freaked out to refuse.
>>715918746 (OP)So he's a gamer?
>>715939275This image had one job and it fucked it up!!!!
>K. Rool, King of Rot
Honestly, I prefer his more elaborate title in the Japanese version.
>Ruler of Spoiled Bananas
>King "Rotten" K. Rool
Not sure why the localizers changed it. It reminds me DK64's King "Krusha" K. Rool.
>>715980896It sounds like a dark souls boss title
>>715929485Guys, I'm I tripping or is that boss a reference to this thing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanz%C3%B3n
>>715976398Gotta think ahead anon, if you put up something in his "honor" maybe he gets less likely to attack a second time. You know, Tributes.
>>715981796>Phew! Now that the dedication ceremony is over I'm sure we will be safe from any evil reptile regents in the future!
>>715918746 (OP)>Change DK's design>now Rool's design feels off because it was designed for Rare DK
>>715976398>ITS FULL OF WHAT?!?!
Anyone else prefer how Kritters looked in DK64? I just think their slightly skinnier frame is a better contrast to K. Rool's.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xRkfsGIEQbo
>The center of the Mario world is an ethereal plane that's entirely Banana themed, with a Banana God who can grant wishes and warp reality
Cool
>>715956952i love that this FINALLY answers the question of his golden belly being natural or armor
>>715986727It was always known to be an armor in his rare design.
Although I wish he had soft yellow belly underneath it, that's how I imagined it. His real belly being just green scales like the rest of his body is lazy and boring, and doesn't make sense considering all kremlings have yellow bellies, but maybe that's just a placeholder in this design. Still, he looks so great.
>>715964563It's incredibly frustrating to be a fan of both, and see these pointless spats in threads.
>>715919374Shoot yourself broccoli heads
>>715939265i hope ridley comes back as ghost ridley next game
>>715977925I don't understand why he wears pants here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oT4bnjlDNE&list=RD2oT4bnjlDNE&start_radio=1
>>715921149>Raven BeakToo bad they immediately killed him off too. Amazing design and was a fun character, wish he could have stuck around.
>>715991316He morphs into a banana demon and that's just the rotten skin
>>715919827It's called autism anon.
>>715991316Because his body is fully gold and he needs another color to break it up. Same reason why DK wears pants now, so he's not just a mono-color blob
>>715941909his boss fights were some of the most fun out of the bunch too, was an actual good use of the mechanics
>>715945250>cranky got there "as fast as he could">waited 20 years to do anything
>>715970335switch 2 hasn't been hacked yet, so the games can't be dumped early, if anything this was the best timing to do a big twist ending
>>715994776Switch 2 will likely never be hacked. Coming off Wii U era, Nintendo was in desperation mode and just needed the Switch 1 out there. The modders got too cocky boasting about Switch piracy, a huge ton of the Switch 2 development budget was literally just them investing millions into encryption and various hardware/software mechanisms to make the Switch 2 impossible to hack. If ever a Switch 2 custom firmware arrives, it will probably be a matter of years, not months or weeks. This guys vid explained it very well, this is not going to be a repeat of the Switch 1 situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNa7A_Rvpj4
>>715919827I didnโt grow up with DKC.
And I was hyped as fuck
>>715977925>tags: food_tf implied_vore
>>715995721it is just a matter of time, the more exclusives arrive on switch 2, the more incentive hackers have to break in (the main reason why nintendo is always the fastest consoles to be hacked)
Why did bees and vultures want to fuck up DK as well?
>>715934278>>715934402over japanese anime swords men vs mascot characters
is it weird to like dk games more than mario games
Bowser:
>if she doesn't love me, i'll kidnap her, but i'll also protect her kingdom for her
Dedede:
>gimme the food, i'm a fat fuck, but i'll protect dreamland when i need to
Ganondorf:
>gimme the triforce you twink fuck.
Wolf:
>recognize me as a threat, fox.
K.Rool
>starve the chimps because fuck you
>>715997695No. I'm more partial to the dong games myself. Better music, gameplay, designs, etc.
I love K Rool, but I'm lowkey upset Void Kong got the Infinite treatment. He was fun.
So what do you expect for the next 3D DK game? K Rool in a new outfit? New villain? Bananzas returning or a new gameplay mechanic?
>>715998183At least his fights were fun and the battle theme was cool.
>>715998183He's gonna be in mkw at least
>>715997845Retconned, K. Rool now loves bananas.
>>715998183Heโs a self-made Kong. Heโll be back up on his feet in no time. People like him donโt stay defeated for long.
>>715991316he's probably the most excited he's ever been here, you want to see his erect Krock hanging out?
>>715998183I like how K. just steals his bananawand immediately after sending him into the stratosphere and then uses it when chasing DK.
>>715999425crocodiles are always hard
>>715942267I feel Bonanza was the perfect opportunity to Wario as a big-bad or even a secret boss, given the environment of the game fits a greedy treasure hunter like Wario perfectly
>>715999617Imagine if despite having her teenage version, they make a Baby Pauline instead
>>715996951The last time I think they hacked the console within a week or a few days. It's going to be very, very different this time. Each Switch 2 console has a unique cryptographic hash, even if emulation were to happen you'd likely need to have that unique crypto signature for an individual Switch 2 to have it work at all. And that unique signature would end up having the corresponding console bricked somehow. They literally have an extra processor in the console whose sole job it is to make sure the console isn't being modified somehow.
>>715920975draw them fucking
>>715999209Well his and k. Rools voice actors are in the credits for world but don't voice anyone else
>>715999617Replace Funky with Void Kong due to the VA theory and you might have the next DLC
>>715939149K. Rool also has good chemistry in Mario Baseball Wii with King Boo who is also fucking insane.
I kind of prefer the movie kong design to the bananza one
They both are based on Bananza design, but Illumination one looks like it was leaning more into Rarekong with notes from Bananza, while Bananza one just looks like Rarekong with severe downs.
>B-but miyamot--
It looks nowhere near how Miyamoto kong looks and i dont give a shit what these fuckers say about it being inspired by it. Miyakong itself would have actually looked way better.
>>716000249This. It also saves them time and money since they'd be literally just recycling assets.
>>715940110>ahead of actually important charactersYou don't get it. You're the Scrimbly Blimbo fan. It's you. The meme was making fun of you.
>>715919916The King attire was fine since this was the first time we've seen him in a mainline since 1999
>>715940313>>716001182>Pedo Emblemfags>illiterateLol, pottery.
>>715941953Don't japs like that crap?
>>715918746 (OP)Not a single person here that is โhypeโ to see KKR in Bananza has ever played DKC
>>716001479Retarded faggot
>>716001479baiting or retarded, he's still a faggot.
>>715939275....Gimme more
>>716001858K.Rool really belongs more with Ridley.
>"I conducted a series of raids for years to screw over humans while harvesting Chozo ruins, and while i was as it, i permanently traumatized a child because i found it funny.">"I just fucking hate those damn dirty apes and want their bananas so they can die on their island."
>>715966796You could reinterpret the line as not liking ripe bananas
>>716001380probably but still odd to prioritize that many Fire Emblem characters over other franchises
>>715949128I wish there was a remix from 3 it's the only old game that doesn't have one.
>>715999096yeah but only when they are as rancid and rotten as he is
>>715998183I'd love if Void kept coming back but also kept getting screwed over in his villainous plots by other bad guys or things out of his control but keeps wanting even with DK never to learn his lesson.
>>715999096I like to imagine it went more like this
>K Rool hates bananas, just stealing the hoard to starve the kongs>Sees some of his kremling krew eating some bananas>Shoos them away, not understanding all the hype>Finds a peculiar looking brown one>Intrigued, decides to eat it>Tastes better than sex>Decides to try a yellow one>Fucking disgusting>Realizes the one he ate was rotten>Dkโs favorite food when itโs literally dying is his favorite food>Decides to steal bananas now both to starve the kongs and get that mushy rotten goodness
My only gripes with the game
>DK feels too short compared to some of the other characters. The environments are fine, it's just that Void Kong shouldn't be his size.>K.Rool needed a secret boss fight with no Bananza stuff. 1v1, no Pauline >I'd like some different fruit motifs? DK loves bananas the most, but oranges, apples, melons, and so on? He'll gladly eat those as well>>716001858K.Rool feels like an evil mirror for Dedede. He steals food not just because of his gluttony but also out of completely legitimate, deranged malice
>>716002927I'd like to imagine the "Rotten bananas" isn't just for the taste, but because he's eating the thing DK hates
>>716002942>I'd like some different fruit motifs?Did you even play the game?
>>715980170I'm thankful someone else pointed that out since I was thinking it the whole time was seeing it brought up too
>>716003118Yes I know about the gigantic watermelon layer
>>715977465gotta be honest, kinda ship Donkey and Poppy a lil bit.
>>716003012Exactly, I think it also does mirror his goals if he really does wanna starve the kongs. The bananas are left in the same state he wants the kongs in, dying.
>>716002494That's actually a great idea, god damn
>>715964871>>715965154The amusement park layer was straight up a tribute to Banjo Tooie and Rare as a whole. A fun park but also greasy, dirty full of slime and made me think of Grunty's park for the entire time. There's some crude humor they don't explicitly spell out, but it's a Rare level just safer for the Nintendo audience.
>>716002757And? That means he likes bananas.
>>716003167There's also the health apples and the recharge melons.
>>715972059Jungle Beat had tons of evil kongs but nobody wants to acknowledge it for some reason.
>>715919254He went from a king to a kaptain to fucking Dr Frankenstein to Mike Tyson, so becoming Thanos is just the logical next step.
>>715970424>Main villain that hasn't been in a entry for over 18 years>Not being somewhat of a twist
>>715998183he'll be back, poppy says he's alive in the postgame
voidco are clearly way more fleshed out than broodals who just scream "we need koopaling midbosses but people are tired of the koopalings"
The snake NPCs are the best, they're adorable as fuck
Also are the lion and giraffe fractones meant to imply that there were lions and giraffes living on those layers before they died out or something?
>>716004146Especially with how this game was made with a clear intention on making 3D DK a new staple to go along with 2D DK games, gotta establish a core cast.
>>716004307Quiztone alludes to the fact that the lions and giraffes moved out of the underground and onto the surface world, also yes the snakes are super cute.
>>716003426I wasn't disagreeing. Though it's funny to think originally it was a spite against DK thing until he realised he did like them genuinely
>>715995721>retarded teenagers spamming pics of Totk being emulated under Nintendo's posts on Twitter very likely contributed to not being able to emulate Bananza
I just wanted to say I had a dream last night that I watched a Youtube short about K. Rool being confirmed for Mario Kart World, but the video had a red circle and arrows pointing at a Toad obscured behind K Rool. I was unreasonably angry about Toad getting into Mario Kart World that it made me pretty much ignored K. Rool getting in.
>>716004508>Implying they didnt know of it even without all the people screeching about emulating itGood job falling for the simplest misdirection possible, lmao.
>>715995721>AI Mario in the thumbnailHow fucking lazy must one be?
Just finished the final boss and I really really like this game. It may even be better than Odyssey and it pains me to say that because I fucking love Mario and have 200 hours in Odyssey. But man it's just so good. And I'm so happy that we've been out of the Galaxy era for nearly a decade now and the games are punchy and vibrant and alive and less fairytale and sterile like during the Wii/Wii U era. Not knocking it, it's just a different tone, but this is more in line with the games I grew up with. It feels like there's an underlying "attitude".
>>715927282pauline is very annoying in general
>>715939509ur right that was insanely fucking gay to read
"heh... not only is KING K ROOL (age 8+ video game villain) a LITERAL FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH1211!!!! but even BOWSER is scared of him heh...
>>715939149KILL
YOUR
FUCKING
SELF
FUCKINNGNGNGNGN FAGGOT FUCK
>>716006935I used her JP voice and she generally feels better. The difference between the text and audio has the JP version being softer overall.
>>715939509You're a faggot
>>716007012AshleyPEDOS.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrZPpau3J0