>>717915687
Because it perfectly caters to the mentally unwell masses who used to haunt places like tumblr:
>Bright and colorful worlds/characters to please the autistic mind
>Quirky characters who are all scientifically designed to be the next big meme
>Several characters are faggots, trannies or adjacent degenerates with very few normal people in view, and the ones that exist are pathetic losers who we're supposed to laugh and cringe at whilst occasionally feeling bad for them
>Core cast is a bunch of teens who blush whenever they get close to anybody, perfect for endless shipping debates and porn
>Story is all about fluffy things like love, friendship and hope that allows its vile fanbase to swaddle themselves in it like a comfortable blanket in order to appear kind and accepting, whilst also allowing the perpetually terrified retarded children to feel safe and sound in the knowledge that everything's going to be okay
>Game tries really hard to make you care for the characters as if they're real people, allowing the cognitively impaired who can't tell fiction from reality to further attach themselves to the fictional world
>A bunch of obscure mystery box bullshit to fuel schizo theories for long after the game itself is finished
>A lot of pretentious meta commentary to fuel video essays until the heat death of the universe
>And it's all built off of previous iterations of this same autistic song and dance
The only solace I take is that, much like Homestuck before it, the autism will become too much for it to handle and it'll all come tumbling down as the theories and ships get destroyed
