Thread 715800042 - /v/ [Archived: 323 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:27:37 PM No.715800042
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>Kept them relevant during the Paon era
>They still had presence in the Smash Bros series through trophies, stage hazards, enemies and eventually K.Rool himself being playable
>K.Rool was in Mario Sluggers
>They finally returned in Bananza

>Meanwhile the American Retro Studios kept replacing them with forgettable villains like the lame Tikis or boring Arctic animals.
>The Canadian Next Level Games replaced them with generic Boom Booms in Strikers Battle League

I will never accuse Japan of hating the Kremlings ever again when it was ironically the West all this time that had vitriol towards the crocs.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:29:47 PM No.715800189
Never doubted them. Japan is based and cares about legacy and historical significance. US only creates disposable slop.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:34:12 PM No.715800530
>>715800042 (OP)
I liked the Snowmads well enough, they were a good contrast to the jungle animals. I think they probably would have been fairly positively received as a one-off villain faction if the Kremlings were in Returns.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:35:52 PM No.715800657
I kind of like what japs did to kremlings but wish they finally made a country-type game instead of trying a different thing every single time
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:37:02 PM No.715800729
>>715800042 (OP)
Them not wanting to use the kremlings as the main baddies is fine but not acknowledging them at all is madness
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:40:16 PM No.715800974
>>715800657
It felt like NoJ never had the confidence to make a Country game in-house or they see it as something embedded in Western DNA so they leave it to Brits and Muricans to make them while Japan experiments DK with weirder shit.

Itโ€™s nice to see them make an actual platformer for the first time though.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:14:02 PM No.715803457
>>715800657
Bananza's 2D sections are decent for a first step
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:30:40 PM No.715804676
Tanabe
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:13 PM No.715804991
>>715800042 (OP)
too bad the actual game sucks and DK and pauline are fucking insufferable.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:08 PM No.715805191
>>715804676
>killed Chibi Robo
>killed his own creation, Dillonโ€™s Wild West
>killed Tingle spinoffs
>killed Alphadream, Vanpool and Skip causing them to bankrupt with his micromanagement
>the reason a large chunk of retro veterans left in the past 2 decades
>reason why Kremlins werenโ€™t in the new DKc games made by retro
I fear for Metroid. How does this retard still have a job?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:39:32 PM No.715805285
>>715800042 (OP)
What layer do these guys start showing up in the game?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:21 PM No.715806319
>>715804676
Yeah
It's this fucker who explicitly stopped Retro from using Kremlings
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:03:28 PM No.715807063
>>715805191
He's unironically only good with Retro.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:11:56 PM No.715807675
>>715800042 (OP)
>American Retro Studios kept replacing them
Because Nintendo forced them to, jackoff.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:20:32 PM No.715808281
>>715800042 (OP)
>Meanwhile the American Retro Studios kept replacing them with forgettable villains like the lame Tikis or boring Arctic animals.
Even the new Kongs are more memorable than tikis and snowmads. Retro made a good game but I hated the designs, even the glasses save point pig is disgusting.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:34:16 PM No.715809345
>>715808281
They're well-made games but yeah the character designs were NOT it. They looked like DreamWorks rejects
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:03:47 PM No.715811573
>>715809345
If they did a third game, they probably would have made another villain group that would have been just as forgettable, and I like Fredrik too.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:04:46 PM No.715811659
BASED JAPS
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:07:53 PM No.715811907
If you had to make a new enemy/minion variety for DK to replace the kremlings, what would you come up with?

The tikis were indeed forgettable trash.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:08:55 PM No.715811967
>>715800042 (OP)
It was never the Japanese side specifically, it wasn't a pride issue. It was a Tanabe issue. "Do we NEED to use the Kremlings?" was what he asked the team during development. He didn't want to ride the coat tails of Rare, he wanted to make his own mark. Which would be fine, if Tanabe apparently wasn't a fucking retard. How this fucker has ruined every franchise he's touched except for Metroid, I'll never know.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:11:32 PM No.715812184
>>715808281
>even the glasses save point pig is disgusting
No, that guy is amazing and should become a mainstay even if they go back to kremlins
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:12:25 PM No.715812263
>>715811907
Honestly, I don't know. Arctic animals were a decent enough concept, just not for DK. Even the Kremling Krew had rodents, animals and fish in their ranks.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:14:05 PM No.715812397
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>>715812184
>This guy is amazing
Found the Retro employee
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:17:15 PM No.715812669
>>715811907
I would have gone with the idea of a rival group of monkey. Expand on the idea of Mankey kong and the like. There are some Kong that just don't like Donkey and his family to the point of siding with K. Rool because they would get the Banana they want. Also, it's time for DK and the crew to leave the Island again. You would think that would have been obvious, but we don't need three games in a row in the same location. Rare understood this, they made DK Isle,then we went to Krem Land, then to the Northern Kremisphere. The world kept growing. Why did they have Fredrick invade, when it could have been a cool thing to have the Kong's go on vacation up North and have Fredrick freak out, because he thinks the Kong are there to steal his Banana.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:17:21 PM No.715812676
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the planet
corrrrrrrrrre
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:24:32 PM No.715813251
>>715805191
Isn't he just a producer? How'd he kill Chibi Robo and Dillion when he didn't have anything to do with the development of those games?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:25:02 PM No.715813294
>>715812397
I love him so much
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:26:43 PM No.715813442
>>715813251
He's in charge of any projects where a third or second party developer works on a nintendo IP iirc
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:29:53 PM No.715813712
>>715813442
He's just a producer - he didn't design the games or direct them
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:32:22 PM No.715813907
>>715811907
Evil monkeys
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:33:25 PM No.715813991
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Will Young Pauline and K.Rool be in the Mario Kart World DLC?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:34:07 PM No.715814057
>>715811907
Snowmads and Void Co. were good. Not Kremlings good but still good.

Now that we know for a fact Kremlings are here to stay for this new era of DK I wouldn't mind if they also made appearances.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:35:08 PM No.715814138
>>715813991
It would be stupid of them not to.
So 50/50.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:35:22 PM No.715814158
>>715813251
>Isn't he just a producer? How'd he kill Chibi Robo and Dillion when he didn't have anything to do with the development of those games?
Heโ€™s Nintendoโ€™s third party and subsidiary liaison. He makes the decisions and decides whether it passes or not. Producers hold the funding key and if you donโ€™t do what they say, youโ€™re pretty much fucked

>>715813712
I canโ€™t believe retards like this are still defending him. He does have creative input because if they donโ€™t do what he says, they get fucked over.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:36:23 PM No.715814238
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HAIL TO THE CHIMP
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:36:37 PM No.715814256
Dark ages of Donkey Kong are finally over.
Welcome back, King
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:37:08 PM No.715814289
>>715813991
Combining dkc world with the human world is stupid
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:37:18 PM No.715814302
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>kremlings/k rool finally back
>but DK looks like shit now
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:38:03 PM No.715814358
>>715812676
Jarjar when?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:38:40 PM No.715814397
>>715814238
It was so satisfying when K. Rool punched this wannabe and showed everyone what real villainy is
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:40:06 PM No.715814484
>>715811907
Australian/marsupial villains.

Stuff like Kangaroos, Dingos, Koalas, Wombats etc although it could be hard not making them feel like Crash/Ty rejects lol.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:40:43 PM No.715814540
>>715800530
Snowmad mooks were great, arguably even better than the Kremlings, but K. Rool >>> Fredrik
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:42:00 PM No.715814643
>>715811907
A bug hive
With the plot twist that the "Queen" is just another disguise of K Rool
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:34 PM No.715814764
>>715800042 (OP)
Americans hate them because the Kremlings were always a thinly veiled jab at American imperialism.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:55 PM No.715814796
>>715814302
DK looks better than he ever has.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:44:04 PM No.715814806
>>715814484
The thing is, whoever did that wouldn't be able to help themselves and beat it over the players' heads that they weren't Crash and Ty while also referencing said series, mainly Crash. Subtlety is a lost art.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:44:21 PM No.715814830
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>>715800042 (OP)
I guess the real question is if Retro and Next Level were actually forced by Nintendo Japan to exclude the Kremlings and it's just that the latter are now beginning to change their minds.

https://smashboards.com/threads/news-how-fans-brought-back-k-rool.457451/

The word on the grapevine circa 2018 is that K. Rool's hiatus was the result of "internal apathy and factional disagreements" on NCL's part and apparently him doing so well on the Smash ballot is what ultimately convinced them to change their mind on the character going forward. One thing that kinda sorta backs that up is this interview with Tanabe circa 2010 in regards to DKC Returns, where he seems to heavily imply that he and Miyamoto came to the mutal agreement that K. Rool didn't need to return and thus instructed Retro to create their own antagonists instead, even going so far to say "make sure there's no crocodiles". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAw2UnqHJt0

On the flip side of things, you do have Reece of Kiwi Talkz, who recently was completely correct about the Kremlings making a comeback, also claiming that all reports of Nintendo disliking the Kremlings and not allowing Retro to use them in their games was bogus, so that take that as you will. Dude has a lot of contact with Retro Studios staff so I could see it, so perhaps the Kremling thing in Returns was really just more of a mutual agreement on Tanabe/Miyamoto and Retro's part.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:44:22 PM No.715814834
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I liked the concept of Snowmads and were Tikis were just kinda ok but honestly, the best non-Kremling villian ideas for DK are just simply antagonistic Kongs like Jungle Beat or Bananza.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:48:33 PM No.715815114
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In retrospect, it was extremely fucking retarded that Nintendo needed to have an online popularity poll to figure out that the main antagonist of one of their most popular franchises was someone people loved and wanted to see again. And even then, it took until there was an entire dev team full of people that loved and played his games to finally get him back in. A lot of these shot callers are extremely out of touch.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:50:58 PM No.715815256
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I like how K. Rool hijacked the villain spot but no one cares about whether it was bad or not and just love that their boy is back.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:52:33 PM No.715815351
>>715814834
It feels easy to make a gorilla intimidating so these guys worked out really well
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:54:11 PM No.715815495
>>715815256
>hijacked by ganon
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:55:46 PM No.715815615
Chomp
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>>715815256
I do, because i'd like if the cutscene of his return was actually way more grand, but the gang plank galleon segment more than mde up for it.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:57:02 PM No.715815692
>>715800189
*jews
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.715815896
>>715814057
This, if the Snowmads came back I wouldn't mind it, I just don't want Kremling erasure again.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:00:27 PM No.715815945
>>715814796
Faggot
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:00:55 PM No.715815984
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>>715815114
And Masahiro Sakurai was one of those shot callers. He would have had no problem adding Byleth and Chrom in Ultimate with no K. Rool if that ballot didn't exist. Iwata saw the writing on the wall and presented that poll to see what people really wanted and it's a shame he didn't get to see the reception of K. Rool in Ultimate and Bananza.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:01:34 PM No.715816035
100 kremlings vs 1 kong
100 kremlings vs 1 kong
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:02:52 PM No.715816115
Retro still made the best DKC game
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:05:52 PM No.715816308
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>>715814830
Another thing kinda worth talking about is what reportedly happened behind the scenes regarding the Donkey Kong land at Universal.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/metroid-prime-4-beyond-first-trailer-releases-2025.904455/page-34

According to someone who worked on the Minecraft Universal Studios map and thus was able to talk to folk from Universal Creative, the latter actually wanted to incorporate K. Rool (they even tried to use Smash Ultimate to back up his popularity) and celebrate more of DK's history but were ultimately mandated by Nintendo to just stick to Tikis and Returns imagery in general. One thing that backs this up is the old leaked DKC land model concept that was leaked many years ago that was largely 1:1 with the land we got with one notable exception: Ellie the Elephant being plopped in there. He also mentions there were similar constraints with the Mario Land being primarily limited to 3D Land and World, though it was apparently slightly easier to use other stuff (i.e Yoshi's Island).

Now we know Bananza and thus K. Rool's return were planned shortly after Odyssey's release so in the case of this as well as Mario Strikers, there probably wasn't intended malice on Nintendo's part as they likely just figured it'd be better to reintroduce the Kremlings on their own terms in their core games as opposed to ancillary material, but yes.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:08:19 PM No.715816490
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>>715815256
Itโ€™s the best villain return Iโ€™ve seen in years. Void Kong was a good villain but K. Rool stole the show.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:10:09 PM No.715816619
https://youtu.be/FhhZ3ydEbwU?si=mp5oj3jBsp7Qlbjf
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:12:53 PM No.715816805
>>715816619
That was not a good remix. Diddy's inclusion be damned, DK was still lacking in good representation in Smash.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:20:17 PM No.715817320
>>715800042 (OP)
More like Nintendo didn't have much faith in Bananza and needed to bait people with fanservice
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:21:19 PM No.715817391
>>715816490
>K. Rool causes Mario universe 9/11 to announce how fucking back he is
It was absolute kino.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:23:36 PM No.715817538
>>715815256
Void's story was already completed when he croaked. It's a trope/tradition when it goes to treasure hunting that the greedy basically cause their own end. That's what happened to him.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:25:02 PM No.715817640
>>715815945
Get over it, needle dick. DK is looking great.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:26:32 PM No.715817751
Damn, we will never see K Rool in Mario & Sonic
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:27:38 PM No.715817823
>>715811907
I would have gone with monkeys like Diddy, rather than just regular great apes. Monkeys and apes are enemies IRL too because chimps eat monkeys.
Crocodiles are literally perfect though. All the Nintendo IP seem to have roots in other media. Metroid = Alien, Zelda = D&D, Bowser = Demon King or Ox King
With crocodiles and the big boss being a fat croc you have King Kong vs Godzilla.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:28:10 PM No.715817862
>>715805191
At this point I expect Prime 4 to make people say Other M wasn't so bad.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:30:05 PM No.715817998
It's really up to the individual development teams to decide if they want to use characters from previous games that they personally didn't create.

I think Retro didn't want to use K Rool or the Kremlings but they didn't create them, and thus didn't feel right using them. That's a total guess on my part.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:30:12 PM No.715818007
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Hmm. I wonder who
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:31:50 PM No.715818125
>>715812676
The constant mention of planet core always had me thinking of that shit. Glad they're is basically a boss nass in there
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:32:48 PM No.715818206
>>715818007
>Just repeats the same dialogue through all the layers
>Is Cranky finally with dementia?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:34:41 PM No.715818353
>>715818206
>finally
Banaza makes it clear he's had dementia for years.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:35:36 PM No.715818421
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>>715818007
FYI he does eventually confirm it was K. Rool was going after. The one problem is that the timeline doesn't really add up, Cranky implies that DK Isle's banana hoard was stolen while DK was away on Ingot Isle but by the sound of things it seems that K. Rool and the Kremlings were trapped within the Planet Core for a long time, possibly a meta in-universe explanation for why they were gone from the games so long.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:37:51 PM No.715818582
>>715818421
I think Void Co. were the ones that actually stole the banana horde to power their rock drill thing.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:37:54 PM No.715818586
>>715800042 (OP)
Retro literally just wanted their DK games to be their own thing separate from rare. Lame, but I get it. The boom boom thing is kind of inexcusable though.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:38:05 PM No.715818607
>>715811907
Good villain groups should be easily visually distinguishable from the heroes while also serving as a foil to some element of their character.
Robots are an obvious foil to an animal character but you're risking Sonic comparisons there. Maybe have robots led by some big game hunter type figure.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:39:32 PM No.715818709
>>715800042 (OP)
It was Tanabe that kept the Krimling Krew out, not Retro.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:40:37 PM No.715818796
>>715818421
Cranky had no proof against K.Rool he was just racist enough and right about it. This is why I like the Dk series.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:40:48 PM No.715818816
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The hacks/rom dumps cant come soon enough
I want to play around with these new models
Except for DK. That design is objectively garbage and i'd rather they go 100% on the original arcade one if they were so adamant on it rather than this missing link abomination between both
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:41:10 PM No.715818862
>>715803457
Theyโ€™re ruined by the destruction mechanic so thereโ€™s no platforming involved in them.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:41:58 PM No.715818917
I want to emulate the game so bad...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:42:01 PM No.715818920
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>Naked
>as a style option for pauline
Excuse the fuck me? Wtf nintendo she's 11
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:43:03 PM No.715818991
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fuck me eyes
Replies: >>715821171 >>715821407 >>715830824 >>715832395 >>715839863
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:44:30 PM No.715819106
>>715818353
>cranky's the abe simpson of mario
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:45:55 PM No.715819208
>>715818920 (me)
nvm I'm dumb
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:46:01 PM No.715819219
Any reference to Wrinkly?. I wonder if Nintendo would keep her a ghost
Replies: >>715819295
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:47:05 PM No.715819295
>>715819219
They kept her a ghost in the mid-2000s games so I'd be surprised if they went back on if/when they bring her back.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:47:15 PM No.715819307
>>715800042 (OP)
I never got why Nintendo seems to like the Paon designs so much, but these look good enough for me to be happy with them. Klobber in particular looks fucking great and I think a part of that is he had no other design so they just ported it straight over from DKC2. Kritter looks good, K Rool I think still looks a little bowsery but they did implement more design elements from his OG look so I am good with it.
Replies: >>715819637 >>715819902
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:51:22 PM No.715819628
321587
321587
md5: 626135dc29db26d990724948d56324ab๐Ÿ”
>>715814289
maybe but seems that is the case now
Replies: >>715829283 >>715831814
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:51:31 PM No.715819637
bbkrems
bbkrems
md5: 30a6a3260948ee13650c3101e907d57d๐Ÿ”
>>715819307
>I never got why Nintendo seems to like the Paon designs so much,

Because they themselves made those "Paon designs", silly.

Remember those new Kremlings in Barrel Blast? Paon requested to include more Kremling characters but it was Nintendo's in-house character teams that created the final designs for them to use. It's the same thing with sexy teenage Tiny, Rare confirmed via Scribes that it was Nintendo's call to redesign her and the dev team that worked on DKR DS just had to roll with it.
Replies: >>715819864 >>715820671 >>715832492
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:53:48 PM No.715819815
>>715800042 (OP)
Nintendo probably didn't want anyone to use the rare villains during the mario mandate era and only realized they are beloved characters via the K. Rool hype
Replies: >>715820284
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:54:23 PM No.715819864
>>715819637
Huh, I never knew that. Yeah that does explain it, thanks for the missing context. So the same reason they changed DK's design, then? To have them feel more "theirs"?
I liked when DK's characters felt more different and not-internal-nintendo, it was cool. But whatever, it is their IP not like I can blame them for it.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:54:47 PM No.715819902
>>715819307
Combining Paon and Rare designs gave K. Rool the best look he's ever had
Replies: >>715820081
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:55:21 PM No.715819956
1200px-DKJ_Mario_and_Snapjaw_Artwork
1200px-DKJ_Mario_and_Snapjaw_Artwork
md5: 6af1c32438ab41563b864371f6ef9ce7๐Ÿ”
>>715811907
Replies: >>715820074
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:57 PM No.715820074
>>715819956
>New DK game
>Mario is the villain
kek, would be based
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:59 PM No.715820081
>>715819902
I just can't quite get over the eyes and the fat face. The 90s action figure limbs can go but they made him look much more like bowser for Paon's games and I just think that makes him less distinct. I want him to go full wallace and gromit looking again. But it still looks pretty good. I think I like the smash one a little more.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:15 PM No.715820103
the rock things with googly eyes that ask you to stop their itching by punching them into non-existence really feel like something rare would make
Replies: >>715820757 >>715821102 >>715829654
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:58:19 PM No.715820196
>>715816490
they did Fang dirty
>mid game
>used him to catapult Trip character
>mediocre theme in comparison with fan games ones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBBgb3UEAKU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BGkBhQjCQM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeffSsO_U7c
>the Sniper is a better name than the Hunter but this one is just a personal preference
Replies: >>715820406
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:59:35 PM No.715820284
>>715819815
>mario mandate era
was literally never a thing
Replies: >>715821228
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:01:17 PM No.715820406
>>715820196
They gave all his personality traits to Trip and heโ€™s barely in the game.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:02:51 PM No.715820551
>>715800042 (OP)
Snowmads were fine aside their leader who looked like a mook.
Replies: >>715821003
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:04:09 PM No.715820671
>>715819637
that female is cute
Replies: >>715831987 >>715832492
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:05:00 PM No.715820735
>>715800042 (OP)
sexo
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:05:13 PM No.715820757
>>715820103
yeah
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:07:51 PM No.715820980
>>715807675
This. Nintendo could have been the ones demanding not to use the Kremlings.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:08:07 PM No.715821003
>>715820551
I remember many anons were convincing themselves the leader was k. Rool in disguise
Replies: >>715821465
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:08:18 PM No.715821027
1752378499735639
1752378499735639
md5: 5232e812db6f5aba416e4611be3197d0๐Ÿ”
Said this >>715267404 in a post about DKC Tropical Freeze a week ago. Iโ€™m glad that I was wrong. I just got through the bramble blast level and it was kino. Looking forward to seeing K.Rool again even if itโ€™s a last hurrah for Bananza. I still really want another game in the vein of DKC though
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:09:15 PM No.715821102
>>715820103
the village elders also feel like something straight out of conker or dinosaur planet
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:10:07 PM No.715821171
dong
dong
md5: a05746ea3fd7e0095c6edbba2cf08f6a๐Ÿ”
>>715818991
Replies: >>715822338
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:10:46 PM No.715821228
>>715820284
Yeah it was
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:13:20 PM No.715821407
>>715818920
>>715818991
I will change the tie but leave him as he was born. Fuck those stupid pants.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:13:56 PM No.715821465
>>715821003
well yeah, similar build. but retards, probably the same retards, were suggestomg that void kong was k rool in disguise as well.
Replies: >>715824280
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:14:03 PM No.715821472
TURN ON THE TV DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
KING K ROOL HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:20:49 PM No.715822031
1752777649067567
1752777649067567
md5: 90edd5d9284bc04ddea8084f29af1e69๐Ÿ”
>>715800042 (OP)
Bowser clone.
Replies: >>715828410 >>715832064 >>715838612
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:22:45 PM No.715822191
tanabe
tanabe
md5: 31ae554f52d74c53a96f2b5a76586bc0๐Ÿ”
>>715800042 (OP)
>Meanwhile the American Retro Studios kept replacing them with forgettable villains
It was Tanabe, come on, just look at what happened to paper mario
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:24:38 PM No.715822338
>>715821171
kek, saved
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:24:41 PM No.715822342
>>715800042 (OP)
Kremlings are janky koopas.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:24:43 PM No.715822348
>>715816308
Does Nintendo not realize that park development takes fucking YEARS to finish? Like the fact that the DK section just barely opened recently, so closely to the Switch 2's release, it feels very outdated so damn quickly. Like, since we know Bananza's been in the works for many years now, they could've at least done some sort of future proofing.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:27:10 PM No.715822520
clueless-aware
clueless-aware
md5: 27081fc156cddc0b9ecbe2c5f25f45e6๐Ÿ”
Honestly, this game makes me wonder what would happen if, hypothetically, the Big N somehow owned Banjo and Koizumi and his crew made a Banjo game
Would they somehow try to retcon banjo into being part of the mario universe lol
Replies: >>715822760 >>715822910 >>715828827 >>715830043 >>715832287 >>715838263
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:30:42 PM No.715822760
>>715822520
I mean, wouldn't his inclusion in Diddy Kong Racing already imply that?
Replies: >>715822890 >>715822910
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:32:45 PM No.715822890
>>715822760
Hmm...
That means Conker's Bad Fur Day also takes place in the mario universe...
Replies: >>715823131 >>715823327
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:33:03 PM No.715822910
>>715822520
You keep bringing this point up, but the reality is, Banjo would be regulated to Smash and not appear in any Mario spinoff. And as >>715822760
stated, he was already weaved into the Marioverse with his appearance in Diddy Kong Racing. Conker too. The Japanese could never do Banjo justice, the culture is far too different from Japan to replicate a British-developed game.
Replies: >>715823027
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:33:53 PM No.715822972
>>715813712
Retard.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:34:34 PM No.715823027
>>715822910
>You keep bringing this point up
Me? I just got here
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:35:36 PM No.715823112
I don't like the kremlings
Replies: >>715823202 >>715823220 >>715823903 >>715824478 >>715824629
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:35:54 PM No.715823131
>>715822890
Pretty much, and so does Rhythm Heaven through WarioWare. The Mario franchise knows no bounds.
Replies: >>715823327
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:36:56 PM No.715823202
>>715823112
Go back to bed, Cranky.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:37:11 PM No.715823220
>>715823112
I donโ€™t like (You)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:37:59 PM No.715823281
DK = Mario
K. Rool = Bowser
Void = Wario
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:38:32 PM No.715823327
>>715822890
>>715823131
>Mario & Sonic exists
>Therefore the sonic universe and the mario universe are actually one and the same
it's all connected
Every videogame universe is just mario
Replies: >>715823659 >>715832335
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:42:50 PM No.715823659
>>715823327
Don't forget, Banjo was ALSO in the first Sonic racing game, so that's another connection there.
Replies: >>715823837 >>715824030 >>715830185
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:43:14 PM No.715823692
file
file
md5: 9e8981787fc154179e103c4b1b72ed63๐Ÿ”
>Literally becomes Malenia
holy fuck
Replies: >>715824257 >>715824332
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:45:05 PM No.715823837
>>715823659
>the first Sonic racing game
second*
Sonic R is a racing game
Replies: >>715824823
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:45:58 PM No.715823903
>>715823112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:47:45 PM No.715824030
1714743580298005
1714743580298005
md5: a27e8b1f88e7993b270d5a66926c3167๐Ÿ”
>>715823659
>Tricky from DKR is in Dinosaur Planet, which became Star Fox Adventures
>He's still in SFA
Star Fox is part of the mario verse too, wtf
Replies: >>715824316 >>715824759
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:50:37 PM No.715824257
>>715823692
Imagine the smell
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:50:55 PM No.715824280
>>715821465
There was at least some screenshot that kept being posted that had Cranky saying he was in disguise. Maybe it was a fake
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:51:21 PM No.715824316
>>715824030
how deep does the lore go
Replies: >>715824759
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:51:33 PM No.715824332
>>715823692
K. Rool could kick Malenia's ass though.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:52:37 PM No.715824410
oar2
oar2
md5: 393608320ad157ad44d6ed27c23a21c9๐Ÿ”
ok here's something to whine about, where the fuck are Krusha and Klump?
Replies: >>715824713 >>715824906 >>715828537
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:53:30 PM No.715824478
>>715823112
Go to bed, Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:54:00 PM No.715824536
Void Kong is a better and more memorable villain than Retro's villains.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:54:30 PM No.715824582
>>715814289
are you autistic?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:54:58 PM No.715824629
E_QtV1bXMAMq6Ba_thumb.jpg
E_QtV1bXMAMq6Ba_thumb.jpg
md5: d5bc1b02de7d145f2a64a8e3a90850a7๐Ÿ”
>>715823112
I love the Kremlings!
Replies: >>715825078
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:55:56 PM No.715824713
file
file
md5: 06b5ce408fc942bd206a8841879adb68๐Ÿ”
>>715824410
Klump is In the kredits
Where the fuck is Krusha though
Replies: >>715825531 >>715828537
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:56:25 PM No.715824759
>>715824030
>>715824316
If a character is listed on the mario wiki, that character is canon in the mario universe
Replies: >>715825445
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:10 PM No.715824823
>>715823837
Wasn't Sonic Drift first?
Replies: >>715824931
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:25 PM No.715824842
>Animal Crossing villagers are in MK8
>Link too
AC and Zelda are also part of the Marioverse
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:58:07 PM No.715824906
010928374293
010928374293
md5: 328ceb33150da2511e182fd7536df6aa๐Ÿ”
>>715824410
Theyโ€™re going to be in the movie.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:58:26 PM No.715824931
>>715824823
Fuck I think so
OK so it's the third
Replies: >>715830324
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:58:54 PM No.715824967
Mario is in Tommy Westphall's snowglobe.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:14 PM No.715824991
>DK sequel comes
>Noxious gas is flooding the area
>Stork drops DK a new baby to take care of to avoid said gas
>Itโ€™s DK Jr
>Big Bad is Stanley
Thoughts?
Replies: >>715825164 >>715830895
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:00:24 PM No.715825078
>>715824629
this music video is so fucking good for a fan project
Replies: >>715837706
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:11 PM No.715825152
>>715800042 (OP)
Wonder why Retro never used them
Replies: >>715825548
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:15 PM No.715825164
>>715824991
What about a game starring Stanley? Imagine if E. Gadd hooked him up with a high tech bug sprayer, similar to F.L.O.O.D.
Replies: >>715825671 >>715825798 >>715830895
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:03:53 PM No.715825373
1569437379760
1569437379760
md5: 82c51f141d3cba976112f985c949f053๐Ÿ”
>still no music rips
I am not a patient man, I need my Gangplank Galleon NOW
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:04:49 PM No.715825445
>>715824759
do they have to have their own article, or just be mentioned? there's a page detailing every smash bros character, but they don't all have their own pages. Kirby and Fox on the other hand, do have their own individual pages.
Replies: >>715825567
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:05:56 PM No.715825531
>>715824713
with Chunky
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:06:09 PM No.715825548
>>715825152
There are various claims, such as them being directed not to use them, to retro themselves not wanting to step on rare's legacy and create their own new thing. Not sure which is true though.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:06:27 PM No.715825567
>>715825445
>do they have to have their own article
yeah
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:06:48 PM No.715825595
>>715800042 (OP)
You know what tho? The finale wouldn't be nearly as good if he had been in the last two country games
Replies: >>715825846
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:07:44 PM No.715825671
>>715825164
>What about a game starring Stanley? Imagine if E. Gadd hooked him up with a high tech bug sprayer, similar to F.L.O.O.D.
Thereโ€™s no way theyโ€™ll make DK the villain again after this
Replies: >>715826408
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:09:43 PM No.715825798
>>715825164
Is E Gadd going to remain exclusive to luigi's mansion? I know he made FLUDD but he wasn't actually in the game. He could be a fun addition to the main series or other spinoff series.
Replies: >>715825907 >>715831084
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:10:24 PM No.715825846
>>715825595
Yeah, I've had this same thought. It's funny, really. The refusal to use him for so long is what made his return all the more grand. I wonder, in the alternate timeline where K. Rool had been in the last two games, would people wish Void had been the final boss instead?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:11:10 PM No.715825907
>>715825798
Also what are the lore implications that E Gadd made both FLUDD and Jr's paintbrush? What's his angle?
Replies: >>715826042
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:16 PM No.715826042
>>715825907
>scientists: no sense of right and wrong
he just wants to build shit, he doesn't care what happens after that
Replies: >>715826667
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:15:21 PM No.715826193
>>715814806
Just give them different gimmicks than the same species had in those two games.
Even if having the big strong guy be a Koala is really hard to beat
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:15:36 PM No.715826212
>>715800530
Kremlings are top banana, but i will say one kinda interesting idea Jungle Beat had with its minimalist plot, was the bad guy Kongs were all from a rival kingdom(s) and trying to take over DK's kingdom. The Snowmads seemed to have that same plan. I kinda like the idea that beyond dealing with K.Rool's more manical schemes, DK has to every once in a while get into territorial disputes with other rival Kongs and animal gangs.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:17:50 PM No.715826395
>>715800657
They should just take the 2D style levels of Bananza and crank out a DKC Returns 3 with it. To me personally, a true DKC4 will never exist unless its the old Rare fuggers working on it(and preferably tries to replicate the pre rendered OG art)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:18:01 PM No.715826408
>>715825671
I'm not saying DK should be Stanley's nemesis, remember that he was in a Game & Watch game that only had the bugs as enemies. They could easily give him a new bug-themed nemesis, similar to Bowser and K. Rool. Maybe they could even add Foreman Spike to his game as his equivalent to Pauline.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:19:17 PM No.715826510
https://www.mariowiki.com/Bill_Gates
Bill Gates is a mario character
Replies: >>715827127 >>715844993
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:19:50 PM No.715826550
>>715800974
I just wish the bosses were more DKC like. Besides Rool and VoidCo, it felt like a bunch of Mario Odyssey rejected fights, or maybe even Wario World. I guess the minecart one fit.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:21:06 PM No.715826664
IMG_0999(1)
IMG_0999(1)
md5: 96d48db84e827e28aedcd90d63280964๐Ÿ”
>>715804676
>japs sabotaging westerners so that they can hog all the credit for a revival later
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:21:10 PM No.715826667
>>715826042
yeah, but Jr. already had the paintbrush, and the FLUDD was mysteriously in a place where mario would find it and it would be immediately useful. Gadd is more or less the reason Mario was thrown in jail. Why were Bowser and Jr already on Delfino before Mario and crew arrived?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:21:42 PM No.715826716
https://www.mariowiki.com/Zangief
Replies: >>715826823
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:22:50 PM No.715826812
it's kino that they referenced his big jumps
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:22:59 PM No.715826823
>>715826716
Without clicking, I'm going to assume this is because of the villain support group meeting from wreck it ralph. I notice, because Ryu and Ken didn't seem to have their own articles.
Replies: >>715826872
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:23:26 PM No.715826854
>>715805191
>>killed Tingle spinoffs
This pisses me off the most. Tingle is funny and weird enough to have his own franchise set in the world of, but totally detached from Zelda. He is like if Wario was an actual loser, but still weird and goofy.
Replies: >>715830828
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:23:42 PM No.715826872
>>715826823
nah it's because of a german nintendo comic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:26:57 PM No.715827127
Screenshot_20250718_162609_Firefox
Screenshot_20250718_162609_Firefox
md5: 2cd83958f7685cb502d72cb333b8b9ee๐Ÿ”
>>715826510
This shit is a goldmine
Replies: >>715827475 >>715827551 >>715827589 >>715827813 >>715838639 >>715838751
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:29:53 PM No.715827390
>>715811907
I would do the original Rare idea for DKC where Wario is the villain and treat him like as if he was the stand in for Mario in the arcade games, capturing the other Kongs in cages and exploiting DK Isle in all kinds of ways for profit.(petting zoo prison, resort, beach front condos, strip mining, exporting bananas)
You could have fun boss fights where you recreate the levels from DK Junior with a captured Kong you have to free.
Replies: >>715827634
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:30:48 PM No.715827475
>>715827127
>Bowser is said to be Mario's new girlfriend
truly, there is nothing new under the sun
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:31:39 PM No.715827551
>>715827127
what the fuck is this
Replies: >>715839605
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:32:09 PM No.715827589
>>715827127
i wish most of this stuff wasn't lost to the sands of time, imagine the shit we don't know that happened if this is one of the ones we have.
Replies: >>715827946 >>715839605
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:32:39 PM No.715827634
>>715827390
>original Rare idea for DKC where Wario is the villain
was this a thing?
Replies: >>715827692
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:33:26 PM No.715827692
>>715827634
nta but yes, look it up
Think the concept was called "Donkey Kong vs Wario"
Replies: >>715827843 >>715839852
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:35:05 PM No.715827813
1752618364172912
1752618364172912
md5: 4b2528bd45a1168f34686795b1eaba3b๐Ÿ”
>>715827127
...What the actual fuck?
>And then Bill Gates appears right after this and shills windows
Replies: >>715828554 >>715839605
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:35:35 PM No.715827843
>>715827692
you know, the original idea behind mario was that he could be an everyman that you could put in any role, which is why he was the ref in punch out. I actually wonder if wario could have fit that role better once mario had a more established identity.
Replies: >>715828204 >>715831495
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:36:05 PM No.715827873
>>715805191
Retro knows how to tardwrangle him, I wouldn't worry.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:36:55 PM No.715827946
>>715827589
there was an entire locally produced variety show featuring a guy wearing a bowser costume that aired in california i believe. there are some clips available, but as far as I've seen, most of it is just gone forever.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:38:54 PM No.715828125
>>715814289
Not really?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:39:51 PM No.715828204
>>715827843
>he was the ref in punch out
Well, there's another game to put in the Mario universe.
This also means that Mike Tyson exists somewhere in the Mario universe.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:40:44 PM No.715828274
>>715828125
Like why is that a bad idea? We know New Donk City exists, we know mario exists in that universe, we know donkey kong exists in the mario universe, and we know k rool exists in the donkey kong universe. The whole expanded dong lore can be autistic, but it genuinely checks out within the main series of games.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:42:22 PM No.715828405
>>715827946
My college hosted a talk show with a man completely dressed and in character as waluigi. I never watched it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:42:28 PM No.715828410
>>715822031
Stay mad poojeet.
Replies: >>715834961
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:42:34 PM No.715828426
I wasn't expecting evil black goo of unoriginality in a DK game. K.Rool looked good in the golden form, reptile+aztec armor always looks cool.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:42:59 PM No.715828447
>>715828204
Does that mean Evander Holyfield and Desiree Washington exist in the Mario universe as well?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:43:14 PM No.715828472
>>715816308
The park would be SO much better if it took more inspiration from the moody, atmospheric vibes of Rare DKC and not just a bland ass jungle.
Replies: >>715843063
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:43:58 PM No.715828537
>>715824410
>>715824713
After years and years of underperformance, Krusha is let go and is exiled from the Kremling Krew. Klump is around still because he's more muscle-y than the regular kremling.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:44:10 PM No.715828554
>>715827813
>In the broadcast, Bill Gates makes his entrance while Toad and Mario are disputing who will get to ride Windows 95 (which they believe to be a vehicle). Toad mistakes Gates for a "beer company poster girl" (a pun on the similarity between the Japanese writing for "Bill" and "Beer"), but Gates tells him that he is wrong. Mario recognizes the man as Bill Gates and both he and Toad ask him to give them money. Bill Gates blankly stares at them and explains that Windows 95 is not a vehicle, but "something you wear on your head." The pair dismisses him as an idiot and the skit ends.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:44:12 PM No.715828558
>>715800042 (OP)
ha did they not use any dkc 3 designs? I recognize dk1 kritter and dk2 knockers.
Replies: >>715829396
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:45:54 PM No.715828698
>>715817391
I hope next game with New Donk has a Great Banana Slamma Tsunami memorial site.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:46:47 PM No.715828785
>>715814540
Not my idea but I heard an anon say his name shoulda been Freezing. F. Rederik
Replies: >>715828843
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:47:19 PM No.715828827
>>715822520
>Bananza DLC
>Void Kong shows up, but his eyes are green/hypnotized
>VK acts as a mini-boss from time to time but snaps out of it after a bit
>K. Rool also shows up, same scenario but acts as an end of the level boss, snaps out of it once beaten.
>Banjo/Kazooie also hypnotized, act as boss near the end of the story.
>As they snap out of it, Grunty is revealed to be the one behind the mind control and she wants bananas and gold for some reason
How would (You) feel about this?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:47:28 PM No.715828843
>>715828785
>Freezing. F. Reddit
no thanks
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:47:48 PM No.715828873
>>715804676
Tanabe is really weird when it comes to anything associated with Mario. Everything else, he's fine but something about Mario turns him into a turbo autist.
Replies: >>715829070
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:48:56 PM No.715828953
>>715815692
>politics out of nowhere
Replies: >>715829149
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:50:20 PM No.715829048
>>715800042 (OP)
Snowmads were good, some of the bosses were not the best conceptually but it's better than geometric shapes
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:50:37 PM No.715829070
>>715828873
Nintendo has had a stick up their ass about Mario and its associated properties ever since all the licensed stuff from the 90s embarassed them. They've been on quality control detail for 3 decades since then and only now does it seem like they're trying to cool their jets about it. I'm honestly surprised a Zelda movie is getting made at all. It won't do nearly as well as the Mario movie, even if it's good, and I hope they're aware of that.
Replies: >>715829421
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:51:11 PM No.715829124
>>715818816
Agreed, i rather it just look like the DK from the DK94 cover. This mix mash shit is a model i would expect from smash bros.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:51:37 PM No.715829149
>>715828953
How are Jews political?
Replies: >>715831257
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:53:29 PM No.715829283
>>715819628
I legitimately cant believe Miyamoto allowed him to show up in New Donk, or interact in any way with Pauline.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:53:47 PM No.715829310
>>715815256
Now that I think about it, it makes sense that the guy called Void gets outstaged by someone even greedier
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:54:52 PM No.715829396
>>715828558
No, the only DKC3 thing is K. Rool's hoverpack and maybe the elephant elder if that counts. I don't really mind since I did not care for DKC3 but I do wish the KAOS/K. Rool boss theme was referenced since the game includes his themes form 1,2, and 64.
Replies: >>715829809 >>715832124
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:55:01 PM No.715829409
>>715813991
Diddy
Dixie
Funky
Cranky
King K Rool
Kritter
Teen Pauline
Poppy
No way this shit's happening
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:55:13 PM No.715829421
>>715829070
You would be surprised.
Don't get me wrong mario is mario practically thr face of video games but movies are a different landscape and almost every animated film is working under a giant perception debuff by movie goers.
Replies: >>715830053
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:57:51 PM No.715829654
>>715820103
The whole explanation of K.Rool and the Krems being trapped underground to explain why they haven't been around in games, felt extremely on brand for something Rare would write.(though they also may have been even more blatant in referencing them being game characters that people lost interest in)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:58:40 PM No.715829710
Since new donk city exists in banaza.
That means the celebration event in mario odessey features a different Pauline right?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:59:50 PM No.715829809
>>715829396
that's fucking hilarious. But i do think the banana birds made a cameo somewhere right?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:01:41 PM No.715829941
So I'm kind of out of the loop on my King K. Rool lore. When did the idea of Rot become one of his things? Is this some new thing that they made up for Bananza or was this already a thing for K. Rool's character?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:02:17 PM No.715829978
>>715814484
>You must find and devour the seven crystal babies, or find yourself in deep digiri-doo!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:02:39 PM No.715830004
>>715828426
It's not black goop though.
It's brown mush.
Because it's over ripe (rotting) bananas
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:03:01 PM No.715830043
>>715822520
They could make up BS about a Thanos snap event sending Banjo and Conker regions of the Mario world to pocket universes are have only now been freed.

I am still so upset they didn't atleast front the cash to buy Banjo rights before Rare was sold.(and Conker and Killer Instinct)
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:03:07 PM No.715830053
>>715829421
I understand that. Thing is though, a Mario movie doesn't need to be good to sell well because most people who would watch it have a pretty good grasp on who everyone is, and what is going on. Zelda doesn't really have that same luxury. My dad could tell you who Toad or Goombas are, but he would have no idea who Ganondorf or Tingle are. Nobody was going in to the mario movie expecting anything complex. I don't know if you noticed, but they never once mention Kamek's name anywhere besides in the credits. A Zelda movie is going to need to have a solidly good plot to not just confuse the shit out of people who have never played a zelda game.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:03:26 PM No.715830074
FE-iLKsXEAUd7RP
FE-iLKsXEAUd7RP
md5: c5115c76f09d0aba63996d45f16fad90๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>715830223
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:04:08 PM No.715830130
>>715830043
The only reason Microsoft wanted Rare was probably for Banjo specifically, which they used exactly once and failed.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:04:43 PM No.715830181
>>715830130
Nope, it was for DK; the dumbasses thought they'd own Donkey Kong
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:04:46 PM No.715830185
>>715823659
I like in his bio in that game it straight up says Diddy Kong Racing as his origin game.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:04:57 PM No.715830208
>>715800042 (OP)
wait. how many classic enemies from dkc games got a 3d upgrade in bananza?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:04:59 PM No.715830210
>>715829941
They ran with the fact he likes eating over ripe bananas.and turned it into a rot concept
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:05:10 PM No.715830223
>>715830074
I thought that tiger from diddy kong racing was in jail, but later confirmed to have gotten out
Replies: >>715830295
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:05:33 PM No.715830253
>>715814238
hope to see him farting soon
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:06:10 PM No.715830295
>>715830223
Nope, Timber is a good christian boy, it was Bumper who was in jail.
The reason? Public indecency.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:06:38 PM No.715830324
>>715824931
There are two Sonic Drift games.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:06:57 PM No.715830352
>>715829283
Miyamoto didn't work on this game in any way beyond consultation for the new design. That's all he's credited for.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:08:29 PM No.715830473
>>715817391
Serious question what if in the next Mario game Mario fights King K Rool? Peach rejected Mario so that's a great excuse for Mario's next adventure to NOT be fighting Bowser. I always wanted Mario vs King K Rool game. And also wanted a DK vs Bowser game.
Replies: >>715830692 >>715832672
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:09:43 PM No.715830557
But Miyamoto bad??
I don't really care that Retro didn't put K Rool in their games. You don't need the same villain in every fucking game
Replies: >>715830760
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:37 PM No.715830615
>>715817751
King K Rool is too powerful for Sonic to beat. Seriously the Kong characters are on a different level since they use toon force. Sonic is Shonen. King K Rool would wipe the floor with Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:52 PM No.715830635
>Sonic fans - stop putting Green Hill Zone in everything!
>Donkey Kong fans - put King K Rool in everything!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:11:41 PM No.715830692
>>715830473
fuck either, I want to see DK vs Bowser. They've never interacted with each other in any meaningful way despite having both been rivals with Mario. Hell, throw Wario in there too
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:11:54 PM No.715830709
>>715830615
kek
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:12:29 PM No.715830760
>>715830557
I hate Retro more for they deleting all the female characters except Dixie due to looking like a feral animal. Retro is true to being an American company that means they are homosexuals. Their games are sausage fests. And if they had their way they would make Samus ugly its because Sakamoto is watching them that he saw what they did to Samus in Metroid Prime and said "In the sequels you WILL make her look sexy or else."
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:12:33 PM No.715830769
>>715830615
There's different levels of town force and dkc as a whole is not good enough to beat soics retarded feats.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:10 PM No.715830818
>>715807675
Encouraging them to come up with their own ideas is not "forcing them not to use the Kremlings".
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:14 PM No.715830824
NQoprHYaTA
NQoprHYaTA
md5: 98959b812dff017c71cfa25c80aeca4c๐Ÿ”
>>715818991
You mean DK, right?
Replies: >>715830921
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:15 PM No.715830826
>>715800042 (OP)
Is there substantial content after finishing the game?
I just rolled credits and I want to know if Rool shows up again, or if there's a bunch of new levels like in Odyssey. Or new story content.
I did the Kong Bananza rehearsal but I don't want to do the other elders yet because I found the rehearsal a bit of a slog.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:16 PM No.715830827
>>715830635
there are quite a few more sonic games than DK games. Green Hill zone has appeared in several non-sonic specific games as well.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:19 PM No.715830828
>>715826854
I can't imagine the "RAHHHH I HATE TINGLE SO MUCH" western meme from the past helped his spinoff series really.
Just look at this silly shit https://www.ign.com/articles/2004/06/09/igncubes-2004-die-tingle-die-die-campaign
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:26 PM No.715830836
>>715830615
Can toon force blow up the moon with lasers though?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:26 PM No.715830838
>>715800042 (OP)
Why did they make k rool in bananza constantly slap his belly and why ass jiggle physics to it? Are they trying to give young children a fetish for fat dudes?
Replies: >>715831007 >>715831064 >>715832889 >>715833558
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:10 PM No.715830895
>>715824991
>>715825164
My fan shit game idea is Super Stanley. Something kinda playing like Ratchet and Clank with Stan living in New Donk still working as an exterminator. He hangs out at a juice bar at night with his only friends, Mr. You(SkySkipper) and Mr. Jack(Sheriff). He is having a mid life crisis of never making it big like his cousins, the Mario brothers. He decides to finally make a name for himself and goes around the city doing odd ball tasks for characters like Mayor Pauline, city-planner Mr. Wright, Mr. Stevenson's detective agency and helping Dr. Hector at his robot lab. The city is also being raided by a new gang of ape commandos called the Guerilla Gorillas(ape enemies from SkySkipper) that are led by Prime Kong, a giant ape that looks like the chimp from Monkey Magic, and is revealed to be a giant robot piloted by Cranky Kong just looking to relive his youth.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:13 PM No.715830902
>>715830836
It can punch the moon from the sky to defeat a Tiki god
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:26 PM No.715830921
>>715830824
yeah ofc
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:36 PM No.715830931
>>715830692
It's easy to make Bowser have a vendetta against DK. According to Yoshi's Story Bowser finds fruits to taste rotten so he would want to destroy DK's banana hoard. Not steal, but outright destroy it all until the fruit itself ceases to exist. And that alone would make DK hate Bowser.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:40 PM No.715830939
>>715830760
There really aren't a lot of female characters in donkey kong to begin with. They bring back candy kong, but she looks like the version from the show instead of the country games
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:02 PM No.715830968
>>715830635
krool has been gone for like 2 decades. off the top of my head green hill zone has been in....

Sonic Adventure 2(cool btw)
Sonic Battle
Sonic advance 3(named sunset hill)
Sonic gens
Sonic mania
Sonic forces
Sonic move

And i know i'm missing some
Sonic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:05 PM No.715830974
>>715814302
Monkey (heh) paw moment
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:22 PM No.715831007
>>715830838
>and why ass jiggle physics to it
Meant add not ass. Does he even have an ass?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:27 PM No.715831016
27687a157fa563cc
27687a157fa563cc
md5: 24efbf672689d5935e0dd71f47ccecb2๐Ÿ”
>>715830902
>>715830615
Damn
K Rool's got hands
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:55 PM No.715831048
>>715807675
Ok.
And did Nintendo force them to make the Tikis the most boring motherfuckers ever?
U WIRR NO USE CLOCODIRE BUT U WIRR MAKE NEW ENEMY RAME SO EVELYWAN WANT CLOCODIRE
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:16:03 PM No.715831064
>>715830838
>Why did they make k rool in bananza constantly slap his belly
he does this in 64
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:16:14 PM No.715831084
>>715825798
They tried to push him in the 2000s as being more important in stuff like Mario&Luigi and Mario Kart references, but then they just stopped. Still a better fate then Toadsworth.
Replies: >>715831332
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:17:41 PM No.715831192
>>715830635
Green Hill Zone is an area you can't do much with outside of reference nostalgia bait. King K Rool is a character and one with a flexible personality who you can do a myriad of things with.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:18:22 PM No.715831257
>>715829149
Throughout history they've been used as scapegoats by rulers for their bad political decisions.
Replies: >>715846446
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:18:53 PM No.715831293
bc6e6b71458b20eb
bc6e6b71458b20eb
md5: 11693f4c2e52a38f3d589c55014312ad๐Ÿ”
>>715830635
Now Sonic fans (myself included to an extent; wouldn't call myself a 100% sonic fan but I enjoy the blue rat) are like "Include Shadow in everything!"
Replies: >>715835796
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:19:19 PM No.715831332
>>715831084
He was apparently supposed to be in one of the DK kart games I think, his emblem is found with the other character emblems. But he's never actually been in any of them. Toadsworth at least got to be in the baseball game. He should have been in the movie as the consultant toad, perfect role for him, but nope. Generic blue.
Replies: >>715832994
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:20:10 PM No.715831389
>>715830130
What did they use it for that one time?
Replies: >>715831514
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:20:23 PM No.715831415
>>715811907
Donkey Kong Country: Sandstorm
The island gets invaded by an Arabic flavored army of desert creatures, lead by a snake sorcerer who can shape shift into different things.
Replies: >>715831501
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:21:30 PM No.715831495
>>715827843
If Wario could make a profit off it, it would work. I can picture a buisness management tycoon called Wario Burger, where you run a bunch of different sleezy fast food locations to make maximum profit.
Replies: >>715831654
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:21:34 PM No.715831501
>>715831415
You'll be cancelled for 'orientalism'.
Replies: >>715831668
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:21:47 PM No.715831514
>>715831389
nuts and bolts?
Replies: >>715831665
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:23:42 PM No.715831654
>>715831495
It's been pretty well established that wario is more that ready to make other people do his work for him. So I guess you'd have to recruit various people to work for you, probably the wario ware cast, and put them in different roles.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:23:50 PM No.715831665
simpsons gt
simpsons gt
md5: 1b4bf7257aed71b07c7aeb48772b8be5๐Ÿ”
>>715830130
>>715831514
N&B was entirely Rare's fault. Rare did not want to make another banjo game so they tried to do something new and it sucked.
The problem was Microsoft didn't tardwrangle Rare.
Nintendo often gave Rare shit for some decisions but it was "tough love" in a way, and at least the games Rare outputted in the Nintendo 64 days were great
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:23:51 PM No.715831668
>>715831501
GOOD
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:24:11 PM No.715831691
>>715814289
Are you kidding? That's one of the best things about the Mario franchise that the whole world is wacky and united. You got realistic humans, cartoony ones, living forks, anthros, aliens, ghosts, robots, etc. You can do so much with this universe and that's what makes it fun.

Compare that to something like say Splatoon, the inklings and the octolings fight each other because squids and octopus hate each other. That's it. Oh and mankind has gone extinct. Really doesn't have much going on.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:24:58 PM No.715831756
>>715831064
does he?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:25:36 PM No.715831808
>>715831665
basically all of them were great. goldeneye pretty much revolutionized how modern console FPS games work. were any of rare's games on the N64 bad?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:25:39 PM No.715831814
>>715819628
I need to see a movie about King K Rool going to a human city and just dicking around spreading chaos.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:25:46 PM No.715831828
>>715831756
NTA but I don't know. Diddy? *badum tsss*
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:26:42 PM No.715831913
>>715831665
They've said they had a concept for a Banjo game that was going nowhere, and a concept for a car game that needed some kind of branding, so they did what they did.
Probably not the smartest move. They just pissed off people who otherwise might have tried the game.
Nuts and Bolts should have been some other Diddy Kong Racing character's spin-off, with Banjo and Conker appearing as cameos.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:26:48 PM No.715831926
>>715828827
I was thinking a DKC game could have a boss level called Bruto-Karnage, where you fight a ravenous grizzly bear that wears a backpack with a buzzard that pops its head out to snap at you and take the bear airborne to try and crush you from above.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:27:02 PM No.715831946
>>715800042 (OP)
>K Rool is back
Nintendo is actually SOVL for once.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:27:33 PM No.715831975
>>715831756
he doesn't do it constantly, but he does do it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:27:39 PM No.715831987
>>715820671
Indeed. We need more female Kremlings.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:28:39 PM No.715832062
>>715831913
>should have been some other Diddy Kong Racing character's spin-off
>Tiptup could have finally gotten his own game
Replies: >>715832293
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:28:40 PM No.715832064
>>715822031
How many times must we teach you this lesson old man? King K Rool is the opposite of Bowser.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:29:21 PM No.715832124
>>715829396
KAOS is a fossil.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:29:27 PM No.715832127
>>715829283
You do realize the original Donkey Kong was set in Brooklyn, right? DK and Mario literally crossed paths in the human world in their first game.
Replies: >>715833468
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:29:47 PM No.715832153
>>715831913
it's a shame, because nuts and bolts wasn't a fundamentally bad game. the thing is, nobody would have bought it if it wasn't branded with banjo kazooie, and the fact that it WAS branded with banjo kazooie made people not like it. the idea is kinda similar to that lego racers game from a long time ago
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:30:51 PM No.715832237
Wait didn't /v/ say Nintendo is soulless and removed the kremlings due to the Mario mandate? Are they actually in the game? Did shitposters lie to me?
Replies: >>715832465
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:30:54 PM No.715832241
>>715829941
It fits him already being a schizo and likely being more so from being trapped underground for years.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:31:34 PM No.715832287
>>715822520
Banjo (and Conker) technically exist within that universe thanks to Diddy Kong Racing and Iโ€™m 90% sure both characters name drop Mario randomly. Iโ€™m just surprised Nintendo let Rare imply that the events of Bad Fur Day happened on the same planet as Super Mario 64
Replies: >>715832384 >>715833567
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:31:38 PM No.715832293
>>715832062
Am I remembering this wrong, or didn't they kind of have a plan to eventually make a game for all of the diddy kong characters? i know banjo was in the works, but was conker even a concept when DKR was released?
Replies: >>715832564
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:32:16 PM No.715832335
>>715823327
So when is Nintendo making their own Kingdom Hearts? That's the next step in the Mario umbrella to expand into different universes like Kid Icarus and Metroid.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:32:18 PM No.715832336
Woomy Seriously
Woomy Seriously
md5: 16532952528e18027dd8cbb592fed6f1๐Ÿ”
>>715831691
>Compare that to something like say Splatoon, the inklings and the octolings fight each other because squids and octopus hate each other. That's it. Oh and mankind has gone extinct. Really doesn't have much going on.

anon it's ok if you've never played splatoon but don't make shit up.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:33:08 PM No.715832384
>>715832287
Conker had a gameboy game that was absolutely nothing like bad fur day. It wasn't raunchy in the slightest. Nintendo did have to dial Rare back a few times though, I think they had a scene where it's implied that a Pikachu gets killed that is still in the game's code but isn't used.
Replies: >>715832539
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:33:17 PM No.715832395
1728508483252676
1728508483252676
md5: 049142e49b4b9cad9cef8394f026faa5๐Ÿ”
>>715818991
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.715832401
>>715830053
Zelda movie should be almost an indie film, or something like Legend. Just a kid out to save a princess in a mysterious wilderness. As a zelda lore autismo, they will fail if they try and add a bunch of stuff like the Mario movie.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:34:13 PM No.715832465
>>715832237
complete with the "OUGH" sounds effects, too
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:34:28 PM No.715832480
So is it a prequel or what?
Replies: >>715832565 >>715832584
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:34:39 PM No.715832492
1742743214043053
1742743214043053
md5: 14290977f64f35f99fc33e8ce7800f44๐Ÿ”
>>715819637
>>715820671
>no generic female enemy you see 10 copies of
I miss this in games.
Replies: >>715836236
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:35:22 PM No.715832539
>>715832384
>Conker had a gameboy game that was absolutely nothing like bad fur day
That was the gameboy tie in to what Bad Fur Day was GOING to be (Twelve Tales 64) before Chris Seavor had an existential crisis and retooled Twelve Tales into a raunchy comedy
Replies: >>715833024
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:35:49 PM No.715832564
>>715832293
Yeah, Conker's 12 Tales was a super early N64 game for Rare that just kept getting held back, until it ended up as Bad Fur Day, because they figured they had already released enough cute platformers by that point.
It kind of looked better that BFD in some regards, honestly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ceNFV2yz4
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:35:50 PM No.715832565
>>715832480
It's placed between the DKC games and Odyssey, in that order
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:36:03 PM No.715832584
>>715832480
it takes place after the donkey kong country series, because Dixie references DKC2, and it's implied to come before Mario Odyssey. Make of that what you will, nintendo will never establish a timeline ever again because of zelda.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:36:41 PM No.715832621
If Bananza is set years before odyssey, wouldn't that mean that in universe DK and K rool have been enemies for years before Mario and Bowser?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:37:14 PM No.715832672
>>715830473
I think next game is DK coming to save New Donk from K.Rool at Pauline's request (she is basically the princess of the Metro Kingdom) and DK will team up with a young Mario, after they start off as enemies/rivals. The twist will be Rool revealing he got his new army with the help of another evil king, and its revealed as Bowser. At the end, Mario chases after the Turtle Tribe army to the Mushroom Kingdom where they are also attacking and be a prequel to Super Mario Bros.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:40:12 PM No.715832889
>>715830838
Trying to replicate Adventures of Sonic cartoon Robotnik sexiness.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:41:40 PM No.715832994
>>715831332
They should have made him the chancellor in the Mario rpg remake.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:41:55 PM No.715833024
>>715832539
>existential crisis
I find this hilarious. Rare just put out two cutesy animal games, but a 3rd one was too much for the company, even though reviewers at the time said the game looked great AND they had Killer Instinct Gold come out. The cold feet for conker didnโ€™t make sense since Rareโ€™s library was very unique
Replies: >>715833236 >>715840287
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:41:56 PM No.715833027
>>715828204
The Hangover movie franchise is canon to Mario.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:02 PM No.715833098
>>715831665
>Rare did not want to make another banjo game so they tried to do something new and it sucked.
Which i will never understand, since they showed that gamecube Banjo teaser.
Replies: >>715845868
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:44:56 PM No.715833236
>>715833024
It was the right call. The N64 really just needed anything but more platformers, at that point in it's life-cycle. Rocket Robot on Wheels was a pretty late n64 release, which is actually one of the better platformers if anything, and it very much fell on deaf ears.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:45:33 PM No.715833272
>>715831691
I really like Mario's world being a hodge podge of very classic video gamey stuff and tropes. I think they could also work in some other characters into it as well like Ice Climbers, Balloon Fight, clu clu land Bubbles and Muddy Mole.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:46:53 PM No.715833375
>>715831913
I am perfectly fine with a Banjo spin off in the form of nuts and bolts.

AFTER you make Banjo-Threeie.
Replies: >>715833561
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:47:55 PM No.715833468
>>715832127
Im talking about K.Rool.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:49:08 PM No.715833558
>>715830838
He did it in Super Sluggers and maybe a few other games in the 2000s. Pretty sure DK64 had a few gags about his weight, too.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:49:14 PM No.715833561
>>715833375
yeah, the problem was it very much deconfirmed Banjo Threeie existing, and that's what fans were disappointed about.
The downer is definitely what put me off ever playing it, when I may have picked it up out of curiosity, otherwise.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:49:18 PM No.715833567
>>715832287
Didn't Yamaguchi find CBFD to be hilarious when he saw it?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:50:00 PM No.715833614
Why do the zebras say Brah
Also why do the Bananza unlock sequences use air horns for the SFX
Replies: >>715833781 >>715833851
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:52:23 PM No.715833781
>>715833614
because they're cool brah
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:53:24 PM No.715833851
>>715833614
Because they're ZeBRAHS, you fucking turnip.
Replies: >>715843401
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:58:58 PM No.715834260
Why does only Pauline seem to have voice acting? I don't mind DK not speaking, but K Rool doesn't need to sound like a mindless retard. I unironically love his voice from the cartoon.
Replies: >>715834618
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:03:51 AM No.715834618
>>715834260
The Kongs and Kremlings do technically speak, it's just in their own language. Bowser did the same thing in Odyssey.
Replies: >>715834896
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:08:05 AM No.715834896
>>715834618
Yeah but Bowser has actually had regular voice acting before, even if it didn't work and they basically retconned it. I wonder if that's just how they prefer it, or so they wont have to hire multiple actors for different languages.
Replies: >>715835259
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:08:36 AM No.715834916
>>715800042 (OP)
I was holding off on getting a switch 2 till prime 4 was out, but i will drop 520 for a cartoon croc just this once
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:09:24 AM No.715834961
bows
bows
md5: 10732973505af0d89b4dd1a3b9bc8aa5๐Ÿ”
>>715828410
Get fucked. K Rool might as well be reused assets of Oddesey Bowser at this point.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:10:57 AM No.715835078
how fucking big is k rool? donkey kong is less than half his size, and mario is about half the size of DK.
Replies: >>715835185 >>715835220
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:12:45 AM No.715835185
>>715835078
K.Rool was always bigger than DK.
Replies: >>715835303
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:09 AM No.715835220
>>715835078
He was only slightly taller than DK in Country, 64 then made him a giant for pretty much no reason and I suppose they decided to make that stick for this game
Replies: >>715835480 >>715835579
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:38 AM No.715835259
dkb_mkw2e092ed77cd14e
dkb_mkw2e092ed77cd14e
md5: efd9ccf702d59eba9f669e62f3e117f9๐Ÿ”
>>715834896
Pretty much, makes things easier for the devs
Replies: >>715835880 >>715837857
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:14:13 AM No.715835303
>>715835185
I know that but if we assume that Manlet Mario is like 5 feet tall, that would make K Rool like 20 ft tall at minimum.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:16:23 AM No.715835459
1729381665555
1729381665555
md5: 29f152c235a3f950013902d415b7ca79๐Ÿ”
>>715800042 (OP)
It's like nobody cares about the Crocs or something except Nintendo of Japan and their obsession with making everything the same and stale every single game like a broken record
Replies: >>715835496 >>715835517
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:16:46 AM No.715835480
dkrool
dkrool
md5: d716109d4c6ed8323c013b61e738cd95๐Ÿ”
>>715835220
>He was only slightly taller than DK in Country
DKC2 shrunk him, he was always massive
Replies: >>715835763 >>715837159
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:03 AM No.715835496
>>715835459
I care about the Crocs or something.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:17 AM No.715835517
>>715835459
nintendo of japan didn't want the western retro studio to use the kremlings.
Replies: >>715835984
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:25 AM No.715835530
>>715830635
>Ratchet and Clank fans are tired of Nefarious being milked as the main villains and want a variety of antagonists.

>Donkey Kong fans are tired of the different villians and want K.Rool as the main antagonist.

Oh the irony.
Replies: >>715836227
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:42 AM No.715835551
When specifically does K rool say the "Filthy Monkeys" line?
Replies: >>715835705 >>715835789 >>715835839
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:18:02 AM No.715835579
>>715835220
K rool was always supposed to be considerably taller than dk. 64 and bananza is his Canon size. He seems slightly taller than DK in the snes trilogy due to technical limitations making file sizes for sprites too large for the cartridge if they were to make his sprites at the proper scale.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:18:29 AM No.715835618
>>715800042 (OP)
AUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:34 AM No.715835705
>>715835551
when he introduced his group as k. rool's Kremlin krew or kkk for short.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:29 AM No.715835763
dkmario
dkmario
md5: 5769df250c8546487d59fd921d98b858๐Ÿ”
>>715835480
Replies: >>715837480
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:51 AM No.715835789
>>715835551
Right after the fakeout credits as he wakes up to chase DK while he's taken to New Donk
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:56 AM No.715835796
>>715831293
Sega shoving shadow in everything genuinely ruined my enjoyment of the franchise.
Replies: >>715840339
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:21:30 AM No.715835839
>>715835551
It wasn't until DK showed up on planet Kramek
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:21:53 AM No.715835863
>>715811907
I always thought the orangutan enemies in DKC1 were cool.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:22:07 AM No.715835880
1581429080731
1581429080731
md5: bb3da59a89e9a658d7acb049e6dd207d๐Ÿ”
>>715835259
>Void Kong and K. Rool's VAs in the credits of MK World
>young Pauline's isn't
if this means what I think it means Nintendo is about to do something really funny
Replies: >>715835994
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:22:08 AM No.715835882
So can I get a quick rundown of how this is supposed to fit into the pre-existing DK lore/timeline/whatever (not that nintendo ever really cared)?
Replies: >>715836175
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:22:31 AM No.715835907
>>715831665
were seivert and stamper even with rare anymore at that point?
Replies: >>715835960
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:30 AM No.715835960
>>715835907
Banjo is Greg Mayles' thing
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:46 AM No.715835984
>>715835517
And now they do because they want the same for every franchise, a few cast of characters you can recycle every game
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:52 AM No.715835989
What if k rool had the personality of nikacado avocado. What would his scheme for a new dk game be and what gimmick(s) would he have for his joss fight and his minions?
Replies: >>715836132
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:53 AM No.715835990
When you beat the game does it total up the amount of gold you collected and rank you a la Luigi's Mansion or anything?

Is there any sort of reward or milestone for getting more rather then less gold?
Replies: >>715839310 >>715839310 >>715839310
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:56 AM No.715835994
>>715835880
maybe not. if it was an actual child voicing her, they might have thought it was safer to not name her. bluey famously did the same thing. both bluey and the sister are never listed in any credits, and to this day nobody knows who they are.
Replies: >>715836094
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:25:39 AM No.715836094
>>715835994
But we have a name as of Bananza, don't we? I only remember that her last name was Kidd.
Replies: >>715836141
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:26:13 AM No.715836132
>>715835989
>K.Rool wrote and played the violin sequence in Crocodile Cacaphony before binge-eating bananas and crying about it with his boyfriend Klump
Replies: >>715837336
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:26:22 AM No.715836141
>>715836094
was she credited as "A. Kidd"?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:26:59 AM No.715836175
>>715835882
In simplified terms:
>Arcade trilogy
>County trilogy
>DK64
>DKBananza
>Mario Bros
>Super Mario Bros
>Super Mario Odyssey
Replies: >>715842697
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:27:42 AM No.715836227
>>715835530
Different villains would be fine if it hasn't been so long since K. Rool had the chance to shine and the fact that Nintendo's and Retro's attempts at new villains have fallen flat on their face. Ironically the best new DK villains were introduced in the same game bringing back K. Rool. Like the Kung Fu Kongs from Jungle Beat could've been cool as fuck with some more interesting designs and set dressing.
Replies: >>715836503 >>715836919
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:27:48 AM No.715836236
>>715832492
There was a very major difference between Poison and Roxy, you just couldn't see it
Replies: >>715836276
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:28:33 AM No.715836276
>>715836236
>poison
>female
Replies: >>715836389
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:30:18 AM No.715836389
>>715836276
I see you know already
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:32:05 AM No.715836503
>>715836227
It's also worth noting that K Rool is different in every game besides being the same guy. He's basically a schizophrenic. Cortex in the original Crash trilogy is also drastically different every time. In the first game he's a bog standard "capture your princess" villain. In the second, he's pretending to be on your side against Brio, who is actually trying to help you. In Warped, he's literally just a pathetic washed up loser who can only continue because he's possessed by evil. Making the main villain the same every single time like bowser is lame.
Replies: >>715836919
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:34:09 AM No.715836645
>>715814830
The main thing is that a lot of the mandate shit or whatever are schizo theories are useless when shit happenong is very inconsistent. As a whole, the Mario universe was very separated with shit from DK rarely crossing over, Yoshi also having few connections and Wario never. Mario Party had a few entries where it relegated DK to an NPC (still when it was Hudson Soft), and that was also around the time when Diddy was added to Mario Kart and both he and Funky were added on Mario Kart Wii. Nintendo released a few DK games like King of Swing which featured K. Rool, and the Kremlins appeared in Smash 4, and Strikers. Not to mention the version of Super Sluggers on Wii which featured K. Rool. In reality, it is most likely a combination of factors, the main one I think is that Nintendo usually has some studios in charge of characters and for a long time DK was jumping around studios which means less games. Plus, given the use of the Tikis at the park, it could have been the case that the park ideas were floating around for a while and for whatever reason they thought were a good fit for it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:37:43 AM No.715836919
11789946
11789946
md5: 0c5b83fb99e73e6fbabf6ab555477b4a๐Ÿ”
>>715836227
>>715836503
What a strange complaint. Donkey Kong country itself is just Donkey Kong tearing through any cartoon animal that gets in his fucking way. Mammals, snakes, fish, vultures, bees. K rool essentially shows up in the last 10 minutes for everything but DK 64.
Replies: >>715837086 >>715837990
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:39:58 AM No.715837086
Evils_Kongs
Evils_Kongs
md5: 236013e0f7049b83467f77f8f50d384a๐Ÿ”
>>715836919
Gorillas don't really need a complex reason or villain to fight.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:41:15 AM No.715837159
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
md5: f29cda1b6b10d4b27491e1d17049db34๐Ÿ”
>>715835480
This he was huge as hell in DK64 with the Chunky only being able to meet him in height thanks to his growth ability.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:42:15 AM No.715837216
I don't like how small K Rool and Bowser are in smash
Replies: >>715837474
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:44:01 AM No.715837336
>>715836132
Someone should draw that
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:46:08 AM No.715837474
>>715837216
I hate how small K Rool's tail is
Looks retarded
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:46:15 AM No.715837480
>>715835763
>Diddy is taller than Mario
Replies: >>715838094
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:48:53 AM No.715837653
>>715814796
fuck off miyamoto
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:49:31 AM No.715837706
>>715825078
Sauce?
Replies: >>715838381
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:49:43 AM No.715837721
>>715818421
I mean this is Cranky we are talking about he had K.Rool steal their bananas once just to fuck with DK and Diddy.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:33 AM No.715837771
credits
credits
md5: 59f0d0d8e7f614067b00ca6b8dad51d8๐Ÿ”
Oh shit.
Replies: >>715837857
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:35 AM No.715837772
OST drop when?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:51:51 AM No.715837857
>>715837771
>>715835259

wait what?
Replies: >>715838483
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:52:07 AM No.715837874
rool
rool
md5: c8fb1b4c3afe6ca93f575293e01efb9c๐Ÿ”
>*aggressively jiggling belly*
Replies: >>715837956 >>715838525 >>715840952 >>715843741
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:53:11 AM No.715837956
1718079775635040
1718079775635040
md5: e1688afaa146ef15ca2b9ef65ee7a745๐Ÿ”
>>715837874
Replies: >>715838452
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:53:41 AM No.715837990
>>715836919
i wasn't necessarily complaining, I think the other guy was. I like that k rool is not the same every time. I don't like that bowser is. there's no problem with keeping the same villain as long as they're doing something different.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:55:15 AM No.715838094
>>715837480
I never noticed that actually. That does seem kinda weird. I know smash bros is not a good gauge of size, but isn't he shorter than mario in smash? Or about the same height?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:57:49 AM No.715838263
>>715822520
Nintendo did used to own banjo back then, Rare traded whole DKC related materials for few IPs when MS bought.

Hell, Nintendo even promoted killer instinct with rest of gang, they were really proud of Rare.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:59:25 AM No.715838381
>>715837706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5-X58Tw6RQ

It's a song from the donkey kong cartoon
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:00:25 AM No.715838452
>>715837956
Pim I don't know what you're thinking, but you probably shouldn't be thinking that, dude.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:00:45 AM No.715838483
>>715837857
Void Kong and K. Rool are supposedly coming to Mario Kart World, their VAs were left in the game's credits despite them not voicing anyone on the current roster.
Replies: >>715838621 >>715838671 >>715838679
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:01:29 AM No.715838525
>>715837874
he's so strong
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:01:44 AM No.715838542
Please tell me I'm not completely retarded and that that Final Boss Battle was actually kinda hard. It took me more attempts than I'd like to admit for a Nintendo game, though the first one was because I didnt realize Elephant could suck up the molten gold.
I know it's just expecting the bare minimum but after Odyssey's flat-lined difficulty curve, I was surprised to see that the game did actually get a bit more of a bite as you progressed. It was never HARD hard obviously, but like, I did actually have to try to win sometimes.
Replies: >>715843163
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:02:32 AM No.715838612
>>715822031
Always was

Doesn't make him any less badass or awesome
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:02:35 AM No.715838621
>>715838483
They probably voiced NPCs. K. Rool's VA already did that in Mario Odyssey.
Replies: >>715839240
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:02:49 AM No.715838639
>>715827127
Sauce?
Replies: >>715839605
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:03:19 AM No.715838671
>>715838483
>No Poppy Kong
It is so fucking over monkeyfuckerbros....
Replies: >>715839240
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:03:29 AM No.715838679
>>715838483
this is the best kind of spoiler!
>no poppy
sadness
Replies: >>715839240
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:04:26 AM No.715838751
>>715827127
None of those subtitles are accurate, though.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:11:56 AM No.715839240
>>715838621
He was? Who'd he voice in Odyssey? Honestly now that you mention it, they gotta add the Broodals to MKW.

>>715838671
>>715838679
There's nothing stopping the devs from adding more than just those two. I'm pretty sure Void and K. Rool were base roster characters cut for spoiler reasons.
Replies: >>715839351 >>715839749 >>715839889
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:13:15 AM No.715839310
>>715835990
>>715835990
>>715835990
bumping
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:13:16 AM No.715839312
>>715830836
>toon force
That's just zoomer speak for the rule of funny.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:13:57 AM No.715839351
>>715839240
void kong was shown in one of the first trailers as well as the other two. it was just k rool that was kept secret.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:17:27 AM No.715839549
>>715800042 (OP)
>>Meanwhile the American Retro Studios kept replacing them with forgettable villains like the lame Tikis or boring Arctic animals.
dare a game studio try something new instead of regurgitating the same slop every year. what new did they do with k.rool and the kremlings? nothing
Replies: >>715840098
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:17:44 AM No.715839567
1480382957239
1480382957239
md5: eee93bbfb4ab7987c0d261c93e11aa5d๐Ÿ”
DK's hands have to be a bloody mess by the end of the game. Do they have any dialogue aknowledging that? Any fanart of him wearing bandages at least?
Replies: >>715839598
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:18:21 AM No.715839598
>>715839567
>anon's thinly veiled fetish
Replies: >>715842239
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:18:29 AM No.715839605
>>715827551
>>715827589
>>715827813
>>715828554
>>715838639
>715838751
Official licensed Satellaview produced content, was so risky and sensational that Nintendo scrubbed all of its presence after the service was retired. Video is in the link too as well as some descriptions of each episode that was ever released. I posted this as a thread before and no one on /v/ cared so here you go.

>none of those subtitles are accurate
They are, please message us at the Mario wiki for proof. You already have the video link as proof in the following

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/629405736
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:19:08 AM No.715839643
>>715817751
What sport would he have been playable in since I doubt he be one of those in every minigame characters
god mario and sonic was low budget as hell
Replies: >>715840179
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:20:39 AM No.715839749
v
v
md5: b01675ca0d98da004d48ac630a4b2f0d๐Ÿ”
>>715839240
Odyssey wasn't even his first Mario-related role.
Replies: >>715839806
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:21:38 AM No.715839806
>>715839749
>Shake King

Now that'd be an interesting choice.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:22:21 AM No.715839852
>>715827692
If wario ware still existed in that timeline and Ashley and Mona and Jimmy T were bosses in a DKC game
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:22:32 AM No.715839863
>>715818920
>>715818991
i remember the pauline reveal
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:22:56 AM No.715839889
>>715839240
I'mt skeptical about the broodals. kind of like the koopalings, i wouldn't want all four of them, but it would be weird to not include all of them. I like the tall one and the girl one.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:24:23 AM No.715839979
>>715811907
the big thing that the kremlings have is personality, void company had it too. another potential group has to have it as well.
so, what about a group of shitters that have to sit on the sideline and quietly seethe since they can only hire a legion of various guys to do their work for them?
>group of cryptids
>mysterious and illusive, prefer to do things behind the scenes. most enemies are simply their pawns.
>when seen in a spot where they have the upper hand, smug and daunting
>when forced to the front and center in a brawl they are pathetically weak and cowardly. have to rely on their excessive magic to stand a chance against DK.
>each comedically knocked into the sky at the end of their fights
>leader is, naturally, the weakest of all.
>doesnt even have a gimmick like void kong and the remote. he's just forced to hide behind a bigger bad he conjured to keep DK busy.
>as for why they hate the kongs?
>one of them was about to pick a banana but DK got it first.
>unlike K.rool's rivalry, the cryptids dont have any actual force to back it up. the best they can do is get other guys to carry it out for them
>one time they try getting k.rool to help, halfway through the game they realize what kind of rivalry the ape and croc have and sheepishly get the fuck out of the story before they're caught in the crossfire.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:25:16 AM No.715840032
>>715830130
Banjo was a victim of Gregg Mayles autism
Ofcourse the focus on shit like grabbed by the ghoulies got them into the kinect sphere untill sea of thieves
and now rare is dead
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:26:25 AM No.715840086
>>715830635
There was a time sonic fans were asking for eggman to be a final boss again since he always got hijacked by a science experiment or god monster in the 3d games until colors
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:26:36 AM No.715840098
2b26c97324f4f252bfafeb75737a50629f53a9b101594fa6ad8d207876053b77
>>715839549
Technically they acknowledged this by adding another set of villains.
Replies: >>715840343 >>715840403 >>715845420
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:27:09 AM No.715840131
1731147887114499
1731147887114499
md5: 9b5d2e5b1f46f025812cb9e3a6e09e9f๐Ÿ”
>>715800042 (OP)
>>the Paon era
qrd?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:27:57 AM No.715840179
>>715839643
boxing
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:28:53 AM No.715840223
>>715800042 (OP)
It's a real oddity that it took this long to return the Kremlins to a mainline DK game.
Rare gave DK his proper main villains at the time when the franchise needed to stop being about a giant monkey climbing a giant NY building.
Mario doesn't always fight Boswer, and Link doesn't always have to fight Ganon. But not giving DK his crocodile enemies since DK64 should be seen as business malpractice.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:29:17 AM No.715840251
Taj_the_Genie
Taj_the_Genie
md5: 40784fa979df366ed58a8df1c2be380f๐Ÿ”
HELLO FRIEND
Replies: >>715840490
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:30:05 AM No.715840287
>>715833024
Conker in any form should have been delayed to the gamecube to save it from being a late n64 game
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:31:02 AM No.715840339
>>715835796
Shadow should have actually stayed dead after SA2 for atleast 10 years, then reintroduce him in a big spectacle as a character to stay. Bringing him back immediately after his sacrifice, really tarnished the impact and also made people sick of him to an extent.
Replies: >>715840625
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:31:04 AM No.715840343
>>715840098
How long before Void Kong becomes DK's Wario?
Replies: >>715841409
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:32:07 AM No.715840403
>>715840098
I ended up really liking all three new kongs, I hope they become series regulars.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:32:49 AM No.715840448
1752689028405484
1752689028405484
md5: 17f4e398aa056cec7f72bd4a1102602d๐Ÿ”
YEAHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING FINALLY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhlLXpeylE&ab_channel=RezyMania
Replies: >>715841127 >>715841509 >>715841543 >>715842049 >>715842163 >>715842517 >>715842859 >>715842913 >>715842991 >>715843035 >>715843318 >>715843336 >>715843808 >>715845182 >>715845739
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:33:33 AM No.715840490
>>715840251
I look like this and say this.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:35:26 AM No.715840624
dded4cj-ab550fe5-831c-4f47-b172-e123c6ce78ed
dded4cj-ab550fe5-831c-4f47-b172-e123c6ce78ed
md5: 63bae6f094752d177fce078188567e3b๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:35:29 AM No.715840625
>>715840339
This
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:35:44 AM No.715840634
You know what's funny, is that this is a good example of the internet having sway over the industry, rather than the usual bad sway. The fact that this is so much more less common is strange. The whole zelda movie thing should be alarming, considering nintendo apparently doesn't want to pander to that tribe.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:38:03 AM No.715840780
K. Rool
K. Rool
md5: 1b87a3e5910088c0d1d5b7979cc00772๐Ÿ”
>I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island... will be no more.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Replies: >>715840940
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:38:21 AM No.715840802
3aIrRvK
3aIrRvK
md5: 9485fc56351fe19b14e5ff24548d3230๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>715840859 >>715841571
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:39:39 AM No.715840859
>>715840802
he's getting japanese fanart too? that's cool.
Replies: >>715841002
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:40:41 AM No.715840940
>>715840780
can i get some more baby silly krokodile piks of the king
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:40:56 AM No.715840952
>>715837874
Can someone post the gif or webm of his belly slapping?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:41:44 AM No.715841002
e220ea6232c05da73ded865d827dc72a1f8d5-f
e220ea6232c05da73ded865d827dc72a1f8d5-f
md5: 07cd90dc178160ae562fb94124288c01๐Ÿ”
>>715840859
>getting
That pic is like 10 years old
Replies: >>715841069 >>715841214
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:42:51 AM No.715841069
>>715841002
king dedede has basically never been a villain. in fact i think he's been an ally more often than not
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:43:49 AM No.715841127
1667974495414791
1667974495414791
md5: ce67411be31a74ebed4921a995a25e41๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
>that little piece of K. Rool Returns at 2 minutes in
spectacular
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:44:44 AM No.715841176
ram
ram
md5: 64412f25aaa6c850661ef58131083659๐Ÿ”
Shigeru Miyamoto

>Personally asked Retro to make DK Returns with love and care because he was upset that DK had been absent for almost a decade
>Included Cranky, Diddy, Dixie, etc (the entire DKC setting) into the Mario Movie, when most Mario spergs demanded Daisy, Wario, and Rosalina instead
>Makes a 10 minute presentation that just him wanking off over DK stuff at the parks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8OtALOr8JI)
>Treats Mario and Donkey Kong like they're twins because they both came from Nintendo's first big game
>Every single Japanese game with DK corresponds with DKC, and/or has consolidated arcade DK and DKC into a singular new thing

This is "the notorious DKC hater", everyone.
Replies: >>715843257
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:45:22 AM No.715841214
>>715841002
This artist draws smut, doesn't he?
Replies: >>715841531
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:45:51 AM No.715841248
I saw that there was a bank called Tiny Bank, but are there any other references?
Replies: >>715841324
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:47:00 AM No.715841324
>>715841248
All of New Donk is full if easter eggs.
Replies: >>715841382
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:48:02 AM No.715841382
>>715841324
I has been since odyssey, but were there new ones
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:48:27 AM No.715841409
>>715840343
I would be fine with that, or make him K.Rool's Snively type top minion punching bag. Maybe even a Robotnik type boss you fight once every world in a DKC game in a different bizzare gizmo or creation like the bosses in Bananza.
Replies: >>715841490
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:48:52 AM No.715841432
>>715814238
I thought he was a tarsier.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:49:26 AM No.715841461
>>715800042 (OP)
It feels like K. Rool was supposed to be undead, what with the way he's so obsessed about eating literal rot gunk with his army that's just fine despite all of them having been sealed for god knows how long.
It's like the script called for him to be Lich King K. Rool, Nintendo vetoed it, and the devs responded by changing his and the Kremlings' models to be decidedly alive and nothing else.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:49:28 AM No.715841463
>>715800042 (OP)
Americans ruin everything from Japan
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:49:50 AM No.715841490
>>715841409
dk's wario means nothing because mario and wario haven't been direct rivals since the gameboy
Replies: >>715841859
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:50:09 AM No.715841509
1626065598064
1626065598064
md5: 3f4fd4828e4e1e3f45c4637ba964601e๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
holy FUCK and I didn't even realize it but the guitar at 1:22 is a reference to that chainsaw noise from Big Boss Blues
kino doesn't even begin to describe it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:50:31 AM No.715841531
file
file
md5: f642afddf6ede3d121a779a2316f303b๐Ÿ”
>>715841214
He does, but he does 80% straight 20% gay.
Replies: >>715844004
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:50:40 AM No.715841543
>>715840448
It would be cool if the rest of the game could have original songs as great and iconic as Gangplank Galleon is.
Replies: >>715841720 >>715842049
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:50:48 AM No.715841550
i still don't know why nintendo didn't let retro use the kremlings in returns
Replies: >>715841778 >>715841851 >>715842928
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:51:06 AM No.715841571
>>715840802
I love his design, but i always wondered if the DiC King Koopa design maybe influenced Rool's look and attitude.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:53:36 AM No.715841720
>>715841543
I agree, but if they were going to bring back k rool like this, it had to be gangplank
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:54:26 AM No.715841778
>>715841550
IDK, the Retro games are already pretty derivative compared to Rare who just did literally whatever they wanted in each new game. They probably wanted to capture that energy somewhat by encouraging something new and weird.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:55:42 AM No.715841851
>>715841550
Retrofit simply didn't want to use them.
Nintendo didn't care about which enemy DK jumped on for a banana.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:55:49 AM No.715841859
>>715841490
The spinoffs still (or idk about more, but use to) treated them as have spite for each other. I could see Void as a weak but smart Kong, be comparable to Wario's big and nasty Mario.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:56:55 AM No.715841921
>>715814238
God damn, what an ugly interactive movie.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:59:05 AM No.715842049
>>715840448
>>715841543
i wonder if the first and third boss themes were intentionally generic so that gangplank is what the newcomers will associate with THE KING
Replies: >>715842854
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:00:22 AM No.715842135
IMG_1377
IMG_1377
md5: 42c4581aca931324e1d6e482a3691405๐Ÿ”
>>715800042 (OP)
the fake out + new donk city section was fucking kino holy shit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:00:52 AM No.715842163
super-smash-bros-ultimate
super-smash-bros-ultimate
md5: b3d5caaec36b80c3060e075d0147618a๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
>Pc froze for a moment after opening it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:02:15 AM No.715842239
GwLXNdxWsAE3dOY
GwLXNdxWsAE3dOY
md5: ccd43060f111d84fddfcdf129f7d1529๐Ÿ”
>>715839598
Idk what you're implying but I found this
Replies: >>715842389
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:04:48 AM No.715842389
>>715842239
>6 star terrain strength
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:05:58 AM No.715842471
1672707884642122
1672707884642122
md5: 51a3ec6d40932ea31ad7bf9fc7605a2d๐Ÿ”
>>715805191
>killed Tingle spinoffs
The Tingle spinoffs we did get are great, however. I won't fault the man for helping get those games released, even if they ultimately didn't sell that well.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:06:18 AM No.715842496
ce0fd2c5b4daec42
ce0fd2c5b4daec42
md5: 4535466df0aef10c97f9490200ac62e8๐Ÿ”
>Candy mentioned
Replies: >>715842660 >>715842997
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:06:40 AM No.715842517
1646417196246
1646417196246
md5: 14f578668f736f9a47bf74ec956dd409๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
Track so great they could have ended the game on a high note right there after this fight.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:07:53 AM No.715842583
>>715814484
>although it could be hard not making them feel like Crash/Ty rejects lol.
why bother making them not feel like crash rejects, you could even still have the actual main villain be an evil scientist and make it blatant that the villain is not-cortex with not-crash actually under his control
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:09:00 AM No.715842649
dab4efe2904ee472
dab4efe2904ee472
md5: 4440208e762839a17ead3286f2204128๐Ÿ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2D_r1o47_M
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:09:08 AM No.715842660
>>715842496
>no Candy in over 15 years
>hasn't even appeared in merchandise or some other obscure thing

Perma-dead or re-designed, call it
Replies: >>715843003 >>715845729
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:09:31 AM No.715842697
>>715836175
Then... This isn't the original pauline? Or did she get aged down?
Replies: >>715843086
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:12:03 AM No.715842854
>>715842049
First is fine how it is for the reason you stated, but the final fight should have been a vocal theme, maybe like a full on heavy metal with Pauline's voice actress singing over it, or as a duet with her and some deep, distorted death metal singer to represent Rool.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:12:07 AM No.715842859
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
md5: 7bcb29e6cb1a38215fe5e0a90ec00c86๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
>That dogshit ending attempting to loop
NOT. ENOUGH. YET.
NINTENDO, GIVE US THE OFFICIAL MIX
Replies: >>715843075
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:12:12 AM No.715842865
>>715818709
Sauce? I can see him being randomly autistic about that though
Replies: >>715843223
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:12:59 AM No.715842913
1665274013526059
1665274013526059
md5: 9eb50f53921d22a31b45e21c586458d8๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
>1:31
god DAMN
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:13:13 AM No.715842928
>>715841550
Tanabe told them to not use the Kremlings and come up with their own thing, and that's what Retro did. The tikis were boring, but the vikings were pretty neat.
Replies: >>715843134
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:13:44 AM No.715842954
6e12d1fb9114ce1f
6e12d1fb9114ce1f
md5: f6fb347e7458cf5592dee9abb7b7676e๐Ÿ”
Who's Pauline's grandma...?
Replies: >>715843172 >>715843209
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:14:13 AM No.715842991
1540849787638
1540849787638
md5: edddf8513bc2b2335d94cb53d799cfc5๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
>K.Rool Retuns
Yes, he did.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:14:19 AM No.715842997
>>715842496
its funny how Rool is a Kong racist, but he wanted to rape Candy in DK64.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:14:25 AM No.715843003
>>715842660
>They redesign Candy
>It's just an updated version of her cartoon design
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:14:55 AM No.715843035
>>715840448
If only the New Donk City phase had music this good
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:15:26 AM No.715843063
>>715828472
I hope the Bananza aesthetic will stick around for a while at least, it's so much better than the bland plastic jungles and faggy Dreamworks character designs of the Retro games
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:15:28 AM No.715843069
5102e6a08190efc608e036aafff456f5bf7ee3e9
5102e6a08190efc608e036aafff456f5bf7ee3e9
md5: 4f5bc67a07d9268f9d1d9fc596f5674b๐Ÿ”
>>715814484
bloody bogan (tl note: bogan means redneck)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:15:35 AM No.715843075
>>715842859
I dont think the track is meant to loop, is it? Isnt that whole section just a timed survival phase?
Replies: >>715843187
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:15:46 AM No.715843086
>>715842697
Pauline mentions that she has a grandma, so there's a chance she's the one Cranky kidnapped back in the day. Coincidentally, she also has unlockable Lady costumes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:16:33 AM No.715843134
>>715842928
tanabe....
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:16:54 AM No.715843163
>>715838542
i also died many times, wild difficilty spike on that last phase
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:17:04 AM No.715843172
>>715842954
Lady, of course
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:17:19 AM No.715843187
>>715843075
You need to throw rocks at him to finish the fight, so a loop in case the player is a retard (and this is switch 2 we are talking about) is definitely there.
I assume this is just ripped from the music box in game.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:17:43 AM No.715843209
1752835715634752
1752835715634752
md5: 187ebe61e0fab942543ff0e63e60b724๐Ÿ”
>>715842954
Isn't it obvious?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:17:49 AM No.715843217
>>715800042 (OP)
what makes you think that was their decision?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:17:52 AM No.715843223
>>715842865
Read through the thread, there's an image of him not wanting Krocs in the games.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:18:25 AM No.715843257
>>715841176
I appreciate all that, but the only thing I'd like to ask him is why he supposedly didn't think K. Rool needed to come back for DKC Returns going by Tanabe's words over here as seen in >>715814830
Replies: >>715843642 >>715844079
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:18:39 AM No.715843270
Is it just me, or do the monkey NPCs sound like cartoon Diddy? Which is weird, since Diddy himself sounds more like an actual monkey.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:19:26 AM No.715843318
>>715840448
I hope to see in a future DKC game, a stage that plays this song in a Kremling base, but the beginning starts out as a full on sea shanty song being sung by the crocs, before the stage just becomes a full on metal concert.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:19:40 AM No.715843336
1739630745886
1739630745886
md5: a5430249fa59b7c599c928fccfdb8c06๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
https://rave.dj/6mH5Vzm-SvL85w
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:20:42 AM No.715843401
whatsthat
whatsthat
md5: c34ffbbb3bb3bf1414343ad31424832a๐Ÿ”
>>715833851
I didn't even make that connection, jesus christ.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:21:27 AM No.715843453
>>715800530
I also like Void Co a fun group of king villains worked
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:23:47 AM No.715843601
>>715800042 (OP)
At least they didn't homofy K-Rool.
Lol.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:24:33 AM No.715843642
>>715843257
"Make sure there are no crocodiles" and "Retro weren't allowed to use them (...) is BS" are contradicting statements.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:25:09 AM No.715843681
>>715800042 (OP)
>Meanwhile the American Retro Studios kept replacing them with forgettable villains like the lame Tikis or boring Arctic animals
I think there was a rumor that they wanted the Kremlings for Tropical Freeze, but Nintendo said no, because they were reserved for Sakurai. Might be bull shit though.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:26:14 AM No.715843741
>>715837874
I don't like how they made his scales big square blocks. It's too obvious that they're following the topology of the model. Please someone let me know I'm not the only one to notice this.
Replies: >>715843858
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:04 AM No.715843791
>>715843681
That would imply K. Rool was planned for Smash 4.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:17 AM No.715843808
thatsmyfetish
thatsmyfetish
md5: 0f11ca8569fd7f3e33eec0c52fea4838๐Ÿ”
>>715840448
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:26 AM No.715843818
>>715800042 (OP)
>I will never accuse Japan of hating the Kremlings ever again when it was ironically the West all this time that had vitriol towards the crocs.
Nintendo hated the Kremlings so much, that they put K. Rool in Smash.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:54 AM No.715843858
GvuINcMaUAALhS3.jfif
GvuINcMaUAALhS3.jfif
md5: a6d6057b87c680b1efb2caf7c94e3807๐Ÿ”
>>715843741
im a massive 3D autist and i have to really try to see or care about this
Replies: >>715844383
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:28:45 AM No.715843903
>>715811907
Humans who kidnap apes for slave labor its the logical conclusion
Replies: >>715844026 >>715844270
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:29:48 AM No.715843965
>>715830181
No, that was just what one or two dumbasses thought they owned after the purchase. Microsoft just wanted to deny competition for their upcoming Xbox excursion.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:29:59 AM No.715843974
I hope we get to see/read some reactions from the old Rare guard who worked on DKC/64 and what they thought of how Nintendo brought back K. Rool in this. Speaking of which, going forward, it would be nice if at least one of the head designers or writers were consulted from back them for when it comes to trying to recapture some of that spice that made Rool and the Kremlings memorable. This was a great revival, but now we see how Nintendo actually handles them and does them justice.
Replies: >>715844158
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:28 AM No.715844004
>>715841531
>he
She's a woman, anon.
Replies: >>715844518
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:44 AM No.715844026
1752179436505009
1752179436505009
md5: ae7106df572dbdb7107b8dd3dab8d038๐Ÿ”
>>715843903
Imagine the racism discourse between people who see blacks as gorillas, same group who doesnt see them as monkeys, actual blacks, and gigachuds
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:48 AM No.715844031
4a8bc56f2d15c11d
4a8bc56f2d15c11d
md5: 21413c2ba928d0aecc8c67075784bf0f๐Ÿ”
Snake? SNAKE?!
Replies: >>715844093 >>715844812
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:31:34 AM No.715844079
>>715843257
It's pretty obvious from the tone of the interview that their idea was to just make something new because they felt that would lead designers to new places. It's not a malicious conspiracy. The reason why they say no crocodiles is pretty obvious if you just think about it for 2 seconds, imagine if there was a Mario game without Bowser, of course they wouldn't invent some new turtle mobs.
Replies: >>715844507
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:31:50 AM No.715844093
>>715844031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8OawQegYE
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:32:46 AM No.715844158
HMM
HMM
md5: 60b5b7866829cd78bf97666e449a0274๐Ÿ”
>>715843974
I will admit it's going to be weird to see the Rare characters and Kremlings properly integrated into the Mario universe, and vice versa. However, I think that if its done well, the possibilities are exciting.
Replies: >>715844479 >>715844596 >>715844904
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:34:04 AM No.715844246
1738632000448692
1738632000448692
md5: ebf618cc4558a02085f749d23938bf20๐Ÿ”
>>715814830
Both things are probably true. I get the feeling that Miyamoto is viewed in the same way by current game devs that Stan Lee was viewed in the 70s/80s. Good example being Iron Man's nose, for about a year and a half Iron Man had a nose, because Stan looked at something an artist was drawing and said "Where's Iron Man's nose?" (referring to Tony Stark and not the actual suit) and the artist, instead of questioning him, had an OH SHIT moment and completely redesigned the Iron Man mask to have a nose, and they even justified it in story. Then a year and a half later, Stan finally looked at an Iron Man comic, saw the suit had a nose and threw a fit, so they removed it.

So what I think probably happened was
>Miyamoto and Tanabe both had a random conversation about Donkey Kong, and they decided that the Kremlings didn't NEED to come back, with it understood (by Miyamoto) that they CAN come back, but they don't NEED to
>either this gets relayed by Tanabe to Retro and they misunderstand, or Tanabe himself gets the wrong idea, and now suddenly the Kremlings can't be used

Feels like the same thing probably happened with Mario as a whole, especially so for Paper Mario.
>You don't NEED to create a bunch of new characters
>oh shit we can't create any new characters!?!?!?! guess we have to use generic toads for everything!
>wait that's not what he said?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:34:29 AM No.715844270
>>715843903
So Planet of the Apes?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:36:12 AM No.715844383
>>715843858
Maybe it's just me. But I've been practicing topology pretty hard. And the lines of his scales look like the same topology you would make for the mesh. Perhaps un-subdivided once. You can clearly see the 3 poles and 5 poles.
They didn't even try to make the scale look like they overlap each other. They're perfectly separated tiles.

But look at the kremlings in the OP. Their scales are smaller and more random. So the squares must be a deliberate design choice. But then again, maybe not. They allowed DK's head tuft to go unwaxed in the final game. That's a clear mistake. I dunno.
Replies: >>715844474
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:38:01 AM No.715844474
>>715844383
I have a bunch of leather at work IRL and i dunno if its crocodile, but we have a bunch of textiles that have the exact same square (not as perfect however) pattern. Not really that weird.
Replies: >>715845056
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:38:06 AM No.715844479
>>715844158
>there is now a non zero chance that we get a bowser VS k.rool game.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:38:33 AM No.715844507
>>715844079
>of course they wouldn't invent some new turtle mobs.
Mario Land did exactly that.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:38:49 AM No.715844518
file
file
md5: b076bd32a78bf9653d37c5851b9c315a๐Ÿ”
>>715844004
Hes posted pictures of himself and no hes not.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:39:56 AM No.715844596
>>715844158
>will admit it's going to be weird to see the Rare characters and Kremlings properly integrated into the Mario universe,
Long time over due. Rare themselves and even Climax with some of their own pitches, tried to do that with spinoffs in the 2000s. It's just a shame Banjo and Conker didn't live long enough to join their Kong cousins.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:43:43 AM No.715844812
1752696642077513
1752696642077513
md5: 7dccdccc7d3034910250420f1e491410๐Ÿ”
>>715844031
nintendo needs to stop making unintentionally hot animal characters.
Replies: >>715844943 >>715845163
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:45:02 AM No.715844904
1200px-MSC_Kritter_Artwork
1200px-MSC_Kritter_Artwork
md5: 5c92952e85e0a6eda88c3e50cc046f3e๐Ÿ”
>>715844158
to be fair they did a long while ago before the abrupt disappearance
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:45:38 AM No.715844943
>>715844812
you're right, those little green snake dudes are so sexy
Replies: >>715845245
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:46:23 AM No.715844993
>>715826510
how deep does the super mario logan rabbit hole go
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:47:13 AM No.715845056
s-l1600
s-l1600
md5: e618905b06179b09038f28fa5e5525ed๐Ÿ”
>>715844474
Would it look something like this?
I don't know anything about textiles. But I'm checking around, and it seems like crocodile pattern is a kind of embossed print. Meaning, they grab other leathers like lambskin, and process them to appear like crocodile. Except that the embossed patterns aren't looking as realistic as the real crocodile skin.
I do see some squarish patterns in the real skin. Though, they're typically raised with ridges, and the squares merge into more random scale noise. So you don't get a full body square pattern. Just patches of squares with ridges here and there.
Replies: >>715845142 >>715845228
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:33 AM No.715845142
file
file
md5: 8bbcaea7e235a658470e9bac8854df66๐Ÿ”
>>715845056
I meant more like this.
Beats me who that is though, i just cut metal.
Replies: >>715845228
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:58 AM No.715845163
>>715844812
Ha, the little Snakes remind me of the Rope Snakes from the top down Zelda games.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:49:16 AM No.715845182
>>715840448
this is so fucking good. Does anyone know if the king k rool reveal is in the OST? I need that little bit of crocodile cacophony that played in my playlist now.
Replies: >>715846548
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:03 AM No.715845228
s-l1200
s-l1200
md5: 7fccdc62dae95749edbb6dbccf1a5efa๐Ÿ”
>>715845142
>>715845056
Here's a photo of real crocodile leather. There are some square parts I didn't notice before. But still, they're only along the sides, while the rest of it is more noisy.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:25 AM No.715845242
While not likely, i choose to believe in a future where Nintendo sees all of the popularity that the Kremling characters and Rool has with their recent revivals, decides to ponder this for a while and look back on their history, and decide to see if they can keep that momentum going and basically do a Bayonetta situation where they bankroll (or even develop) a new Banjo.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:26 AM No.715845245
Yoshi yawn
Yoshi yawn
md5: eb046471583ebb80e60f0ab7b82a3b3e๐Ÿ”
>>715844943
real haha energy
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:52:18 AM No.715845350
12b5590bf601e346
12b5590bf601e346
md5: 5e06a55adc83f460f1333b2966fe911a๐Ÿ”
he's dead
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:53:27 AM No.715845420
>>715840098
Void Kong has Pilaf vibes. The moment his employees left him he became a joke but still got btfo by the real villain. I liked them.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:23 AM No.715845729
>>715842660
Candy's design was never consistent. She just doesn't have a canon design at all.
Replies: >>715845943
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:32 AM No.715845739
>>715840448
Next Smash needs a version of Porky Means Business that goes this hard.
Replies: >>715846469
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:00:17 AM No.715845868
>>715833098
IT WAS A TECH DEMO
Replies: >>715846040
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:39 AM No.715845943
>>715845729
gimme the cartoon design with the 80 oufif
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:09 AM No.715846040
>>715845868
No excuse. Just like with that Zelda demo Nintendo showed off, they should have known what people would expect.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:09:36 AM No.715846446
>>715831257
But criticizing the US isnt?
Sthu israeli, your time is running out.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:09:55 AM No.715846469
sakurai_nov2018
sakurai_nov2018
md5: cdce85dfc598d6956f721dcb0567ce4b๐Ÿ”
>>715845739
>You'rr get another Porryanna remix and you're gonna fucking rike it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:11:02 AM No.715846548
>>715845182
Cutscene songs are sadly getting the short end of the stick it seems, every rip I've found so far covers stages and boss fights, but that's about it