/DKB/ Donkey Kong Bananza General
The game has been leaked we are waiting for spoilers
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:10 AM
No.715322559
>>715326174
Stream for this when
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:19 AM
No.715322571
>>715322845
>>715345130
IS K ROOL IN OR NOT
PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE BANANA HOARD BANDIT!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:49:18 AM
No.715322634
>>715322450 (OP)
K. Rool appearance
Yay or Nay?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:49:35 AM
No.715322648
>>715322614
It's King K. Rool.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:49:44 AM
No.715322656
>>715322704
>>715322450 (OP)
>that dialogue
Oh fuck, is this really a prequel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:19 AM
No.715322697
>>715322614
the tikis! Visit us at the theme park!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:22 AM
No.715322701
Whatβs the chances Pauline has a hot outfit
Also how is the performance
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:26 AM
No.715322704
>>715322767
>>715322656
That's photoshopped.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:51:16 AM
No.715322767
>>715322839
>>715322704
What makes you think that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:51:19 AM
No.715322771
Gohan... If K. Rool isn't in the game.... You know what this means...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:51:27 AM
No.715322786
>>715327463
God damn it Iβm leaving 4chan for two weeks
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:51:52 AM
No.715322815
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:52:14 AM
No.715322839
>>715322767
We talked about it in the previous Donkey Kong Bananza thread.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:52:18 AM
No.715322845
>>715322908
>>715322571
he's in but he gets raped by Grumpy Kong and goes into therapy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:52:34 AM
No.715322859
>>715345059
>>715322450 (OP)
SHOW THE KREMLING KING!!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:52:56 AM
No.715322885
How likely is it that you can unlock an Odd Rock costume for Pauline in the postgame?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:15 AM
No.715322908
>>715323225
>>715322845
K Rool is like 20 ft tall he's the one who would do the raping faggot
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:30 AM
No.715322926
The Bananza direct said that DK related Amiibos will have special content with K. Rool being one of them.
Amiibo cards are fucking easy to fake
You know what to do, faggots
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:51 AM
No.715322950
>>715322450 (OP)
>Someday
Yeah prequel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:24 AM
No.715323225
>>715322908
So is Grumpy Kong, who uses the remains of K. Rool's species as his own minions
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:55 AM
No.715323257
>>715323368
I may go to sleep soon, any chance the final boss will have leaked by the time I wake up?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:30 AM
No.715323368
>>715323392
>>715323257
i genuinely think we might get something on the 13th
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:52 AM
No.715323392
>>715349730
>>715323368
Tomorrow is the 13th.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:01:26 AM
No.715323438
>>715323504
since tendies are leaking this game, i might post my next shit in the catalogue for jannies to clean up so i can take a vacation from spoilers for a week
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:02:18 AM
No.715323504
>>715323604
>>715323438
Why are you here?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:02:37 AM
No.715323520
THERE IS NO PREQUEL,
THERE IS NO PAULINE JR,
AND THERE IS NO KING OF KREMLINGS.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:03:50 AM
No.715323604
>>715323642
>>715323504
because i doubt spoilers will spoil anything late game until later tomorrow or the day after
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:04:25 AM
No.715323642
>>715323840
>>715323604
Someone is playing the game right now.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:07:30 AM
No.715323840
>>715323975
>>715323642
they wont get through the game until later today
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:09:45 AM
No.715323968
>>715324013
>>715324217
Will we see kid Mario?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:09:56 AM
No.715323975
>>715323840
Ok, yeah, we will see leaks tomorrow, most likely in the morning.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:10:28 AM
No.715324013
>>715323968
I hope not, because that will lead to confusion.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:10:30 AM
No.715324017
>>715324079
>>715322450 (OP)
So it is indeed a prequel.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:12:13 AM
No.715324079
>>715324227
>>715324017
It's actually a different timeline, Kind of like FFVIIR. In fact Sephiroth is an optional boss in this one.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:12:14 AM
No.715324082
>>715324442
can the mario's daughter fag kill himself now, it's prequel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:14:14 AM
No.715324217
>>715323968
i hope not, shotacons will sperg out
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:14:23 AM
No.715324227
>>715324284
>>715324079
why did he steal the bananas?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:15:11 AM
No.715324274
>IT'S A PREQUEL
is it though?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:15:19 AM
No.715324284
>>715324227
Make a wish to rule the Mushroom Kingdom or something?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:15:41 AM
No.715324310
>>715324490
I've made my peace.
At least I won't be tempted to buy a Switch 2.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:15:55 AM
No.715324323
YES K ROOL IS IN
NO I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS
>>715322450 (OP)
Why is this game so goddamn repulsive to look at
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:17:45 AM
No.715324424
>>715324539
>>715322450 (OP)
>>715322450 (OP)
I hope we get more animal buddies than Rambi. I'd love to see Enguarde, Winky, Squirter, and Rattly again.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:17:48 AM
No.715324427
>>715324358
dub dededeβs voice was kino
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:18:07 AM
No.715324442
>>715325095
>>715324082
I have already agreed to concede if the final game debunks my theory.
The Direct does not count.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:18:15 AM
No.715324449
>Void Kong is proto K. Rool
HOLY SHIT!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:18:19 AM
No.715324454
>prequel
Also, stream when?
>>715324310
Shill me on this faggot. Looks like a le quirky villain in smash and nothing else.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:19:27 AM
No.715324527
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:19:35 AM
No.715324539
>>715324609
>>715324821
>>715324424
Expresso became one of the giant elders
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:19:48 AM
No.715324550
(You) THINK it's a prequel to Odyssey, but it's actual a sequel to DK64
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:21:06 AM
No.715324609
>>715324539
Is it actually Expresso, or a new ostrich? I haven't been keeping up
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:23:23 AM
No.715324753
How tf do people play it when internet check is required?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:24:30 AM
No.715324821
>>715325067
>>715324539
You sure is not granma banana bird?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:24:41 AM
No.715324834
>>715324703
Stop posting the same retarded thing, another anon already explained it. If the word play is too complicated for you, I recommend finding your mum to explain it to you
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:24:41 AM
No.715324835
>>715324490
I liked him in DK64 where he was basically Dr. Claw and sends his minions to die if they try to betray him.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:24:48 AM
No.715324845
>>715324703
you cant be fr right now nigga.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:25:17 AM
No.715324878
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:26:28 AM
No.715324946
>>715354149
>>715324490
>Different personas over the course of his Rareware tenure
>Actively seeks to starve out the Kongs
>Has a krew composed of rugged, scarred, salty sea dogs who aren't scared to get their hands dirty
>Expressive, unpredictable and unhinged
>Each game he became more and more bloodthirsty
>Both technical and strong
>A perfect contrast to DK
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:27:16 AM
No.715324996
>>715325245
>>715324703
>Shouldn't it be "Diddy Kong's Quest"?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:27:23 AM
No.715325006
>>715324358
It was made by new members of the Mario Odyssey team, just as DKC3 was made by members split from the first two DKCs.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:28:04 AM
No.715325054
>>715324490
He's a fuckin' schizo crocodile who's boss fight music was inspired by Iron Maiden.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:28:16 AM
No.715325067
>>715324821
check the shoes
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:28:43 AM
No.715325095
>>715325318
>>715324442
>I have already agreed to concede
after the direct yes, and you didn't, you'll just go back on your word again when the game releases and keep being an annoying fag
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:30:27 AM
No.715325184
Iβm actually hyped for this game out of nowhere. I think itβs because when Dong collects the banana it says βohh bananaβ which is what they said in Donkey Kong 64.
However, in donkey kong 64 they also went
>DONG. DONG. DONG KEY KONG
with a dance. That seems to be missing from this game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:31:18 AM
No.715325231
>>715325432
HE'S IN
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:31:28 AM
No.715325245
>>715324996
The quest is plural.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:32:31 AM
No.715325318
>>715325547
>>715325095
Why would I do that if the game were to confirm the de-aged Pauline theory, or the time-traveling Pauline theory?
Why do you think I would do that?
Why are so many people dead set on this NOT being a prequel? It's obviously a prequel. DK fans are fucking dumb.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:02 AM
No.715325420
>>715325493
>>715325665
>>715325378
How do you know the old Donkey Kong didnβt become the new Cranky
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:16 AM
No.715325432
>>715325496
>>715325231
come on stop pulling my leg, you jest
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:35:18 AM
No.715325493
>>715325553
>>715325665
>>715325420
Pauline is obviously the same person from Mario Odyssey, all the cutscenes make it obvious she is a child with the mind of a child and not some multiversal time travel cursed adult.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:35:21 AM
No.715325496
>>715325432
He will be in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:36:19 AM
No.715325547
>>715325689
>>715325318
probably because you're retarded
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:36:21 AM
No.715325553
>>715335749
>>715325493
She's similar, but not quite the same.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:37:01 AM
No.715325594
>>715325378
I don't get it either. And even with it being a prequel, that doesn't particularly matter because it's a fucking Nintendo game. This new Mega64 video handles the situation well.
https://youtu.be/c71apA4kt7Y?si=orWk7DqjrgT2qVDw
>>715325420
>>715325493
It's either a total franchise reboot or time travel fuckery
>It's a sequel without time travel fuckery
Why is Pauline a kid
>It's a prequel without time travel fuckery
Why is Diddy Kong there
Pikmin and Zelda just both did total franchise reboots so I'd bet they're doing another one here
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:23 AM
No.715325689
>>715325547
I am not.
Let's say there was a cutscene showing her transforming into normal Pauline, or a cutscene of her going through a time portal.
Why at that point, would I continue to argue for the Pauline Jr. theory?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:30 AM
No.715325691
>>715325806
>>715325378
Because Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong are both present and rivaling Donkey Kong instead of just being sidekicks. It'd be like if Bowser Jr. or Rosalina were in a Mario prequel game and already familiar with Mario despite their debut games being their debuts in the story.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:40 AM
No.715325702
>>715322450 (OP)
If it's confirmed a prequel, then that means Cranky being the original DK is retconned. DK JR is erased from existence and officially replaced by Diddy for good.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:44 AM
No.715325709
>>715325827
>>715325665
>Why is Diddy Kong there
why wouldn't he be
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:50 AM
No.715325713
>>715325827
>>715325665
>>It's a prequel without time travel fuckery
>Why is Diddy Kong there
Diddy Kong can still be there and it can still be a prequel. It could take place in between the arcade game and the DKC trilogy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:40:26 AM
No.715325806
>>715325914
>>715325957
>>715325691
This makes no sense at all. Occam's razor says this is a prequel, no amount of kopium changes that.
>>715325709
>>715325713
Pauline would be going from adult -> kid -> adult if it was a prequel which would require either
>A. Arcade Pauline is not Odyssey Pauline who is Bananza Pauline as an adult
>B. Arcade Pauline is Odyssey Pauline but not Bananza Pauline
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:41:05 AM
No.715325841
WHERE
IS
SQUITTER
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:41:14 AM
No.715325852
>>715325665
People joke about this sort of stuff but Nintendo genuinely think about this stuff. They play it off in interviews, but I know Japanese developers. They are the craziest lore oriented people on the planet, alongside the Chinese, probably because both have this long culture ingrained in theirs.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:01 AM
No.715325903
>>715325827
>Arcade Pauline is not Odyssey Pauline
This is most likely, Lady looks pretty different.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:13 AM
No.715325914
>>715325806
The only thing prequelly about it is Pauline and Nintendo is very, VERY familiar with time travel. Hell, they put time travel in the Luigi's Mansion 3DS remake to explain why Gooigi is there, and there isn't a single soul on the planet who cares about the canonicity of Gooigi but they still felt like they had to explain how he was there.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:54 AM
No.715325957
>>715326303
>>715325806
>occam's razor
The pauline jr theory fits better with that logic
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:44:12 AM
No.715326031
>>715326125
>>715325827
they completely retconned her appearance in the arcade game once before why is so far fetched that they retcon her to be a child in the arcade game
or she could just be de-aged, if she can be turned into a rock then de-aging is very well within the realm of possibility
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:45:44 AM
No.715326125
>>715326031
If she aged up as the rock, could she still become pregnant?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:46:33 AM
No.715326174
>>715327350
>>715322450 (OP)
>>715322559
Where do these images come from?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.715326269
>>715322450 (OP)
Generals go to /vg/
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:48:26 AM
No.715326289
>>715326372
Where are the switch 2 emulators???
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:48:38 AM
No.715326303
>>715326698
>>715326949
>>715325957
>The pauline jr theory fits better with that logic
no it doesn't and you're retarded for even thinking that
under occum's razor 13 year old pauline is just pauline at 13 years old not secretly a whole seperate character and 15 year timeskip out of nowhere that's not hinted at at all
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:48:53 AM
No.715326321
>>715326392
only person we know that has the game and is posting about it online so far is the one dude on reddit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:49:42 AM
No.715326368
>>715326409
WHERE IS HE YOU KNOW WHO
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:49:53 AM
No.715326372
>>715326289
realistically we won't be getting any for a few years minimum, and we won't be getting any that play at the level of the hardware for even longer
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:50:18 AM
No.715326392
>>715326321
Where's the link?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:50:28 AM
No.715326409
>>715326736
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:51:12 AM
No.715326461
The nintendo police got him. He's dead now, with a firm marking of a pair of soles upon his skull..
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:51:35 AM
No.715326478
Is MarioxPauline still canon?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:51:57 AM
No.715326505
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:55:17 AM
No.715326698
>>715326303
>15 year timeskip out of nowhere that's not hinted at at all
It was hinted at in 1994.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:55:58 AM
No.715326736
>>715326409
>teen
>mustache
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:56:19 AM
No.715326759
>>715327069
God I'm going to spread spoilers everywhere and ruin it for tendies
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:17 AM
No.715326808
Anything about K Rool? Or the kremlings? Or any other surprises yet ?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:19 AM
No.715326815
>>715326761
>spoilers for a platformer
What are you gonna say, that at the 3 hour mark Donkey Kong throws a rock?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:59:35 AM
No.715326949
>>715330390
>>715330697
>>715326303
That would make sense, if not for the entire world around her. If it's 13-year-old Pauline, then it would have to be a prequel, but in that case, it doesn't make sense for Cranky to reference the overalls of his iconic rival, for DK, Diddy, and Dixie to look the same age, or for DK and Pauline to be friends, especially since he would go on to kidnap her in the future
Now, if it's just Pauline's daughter going on an adventure with DK, then there are no plot holes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:00:33 AM
No.715327003
>>715326761
Spoken like a true summer child, my man!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:01:41 AM
No.715327069
>>715326759
Holy shit what a jam. I unironically watched this shit as a kid. It was around the time I began to feel embarrassed by musical numbers though, so I can't say I loved it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:02:41 AM
No.715327106
>>715326761
*puts my hand over your spoiler posts to hide them*
And if I do read by accident? Heh.. watch this.
MINDβ¦..
ERASE!!! *does hand symbol to say how many seconds to forget*
I win.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:03:31 AM
No.715327150
>>715327279
>>715327784
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:05:41 AM
No.715327279
>>715327150
K Rool disguised as a bat.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:06:25 AM
No.715327321
>>715327341
AMA
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:06:44 AM
No.715327341
>>715327437
>>715327454
>>715327321
Do you hate blacks?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:06:51 AM
No.715327350
>>715327442
>>715327558
>>715326174
The OP is mine, took it from a Walmart demo unit. Wanted to go back today and see if there are other conversations which might hint about the timeline, but I didn't get the opportunity. With the game leaked as well, not really a need to I guess.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:08:35 AM
No.715327437
>>715327341
Not really. I hate niggers tho
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:08:40 AM
No.715327442
>>715327590
>>715327350
Why havenβt I heard about this dialogue before then
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:08:51 AM
No.715327454
>>715327341
DK's brown not black
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:09:00 AM
No.715327463
>>715332712
>>715322786
i KNOW what the FUCK i can't believe i'm going to get the epic story of this nintendo game spoiled for me by being on my favorite site. it honestly makes me sick. the idea of getting something as masterfully written as Super Mario Odyssey spoiled in the form of this new game Donkey Kong Bananza genuinely upsets me.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:09:04 AM
No.715327473
Imagine
Lanky
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:09:47 AM
No.715327520
>>715327667
Bananza takes place in the post-Big Crunch reset universe from Super Mario Galaxy 1.
The new Donkey Kong is DK Jr., but not the one we know.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:10:27 AM
No.715327558
>>715327658
>>715327350
People are saying it's photoshopped
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:10:56 AM
No.715327590
>>715327442
Nobody seemed to actually go up to the monkeys to talk to them. Most just rush from Ingot Isle to the Lagoon Layer part of the demo, especially to talk to Cranky. This monkey was hard to find as well, though it is right next to the end part of the Ingot Isle section. Where you punch the bananas before the storm, there is a section off to the left you can punch through to get to this guy. If I had adjusted the camera to the right more, you would see a bunch of gold where the Banandium gems are.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:11:14 AM
No.715327614
Im unironically more interested in avoiding spoilers for this than I was with Death Stranding 2
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:11:18 AM
No.715327618
>>715327739
>>715325378
It's because some fans refuse to let go of Rare's Cranky = arcade DK lore, despite Nintendo no longer acknowledging it in Returns, Tropical Freeze, the theme park, or the movie. The only sources that have alluded to it are Prima Games books and Smash, which is made by Namco as a celebration of gaming history.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:11:25 AM
No.715327624
I really really want her to be in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:12:00 AM
No.715327658
>>715327558
Yeah, well, they are idiots. I guess I should have taken multiple photos, but it was late and the demo unit shuts down once it hits 11:30. I only had enough time for the one when I had realized what I just found.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:12:15 AM
No.715327667
>>715328026
>>715327520
Its after the Great Ape War but before the 4th impact
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:05 AM
No.715327706
>>715327757
1 Pauline vs 100 Kongs
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:41 AM
No.715327739
>>715327806
>>715328102
>>715327618
Well, to be fair, Cranky DOES alude to it with his "Rivals in my day had more charisma and wore overalls". Course with him being vague about it, might be them just saying that he has his own rival in overalls.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:43 AM
No.715327745
>>715327850
>>715328000
Just started
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:55 AM
No.715327757
>>715327893
>>715327706
one pauline loses to 1 kong
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:14:27 AM
No.715327784
>>715327109
>>715327150
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZEEEER!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:14:55 AM
No.715327806
>>715327739
I heard they cut that out and that line was only in the very first demo
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:15:07 AM
No.715327819
>>715327913
>>715327921
Was paulines break free (lead away) a song about mario and peach or mario and pauline herself?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:15:47 AM
No.715327850
>>715327745
Just to settle this, before you hit the end of the tutorial section and start Ingot Isle (sublayer 10) proper. Make sure to explore around and find the OP pic area. It is right to the left of the area with the Golden Bananas, you might even be able to make a long jump around the cliff face and not have to dig to get there.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:16:42 AM
No.715327893
>>715327915
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:16:59 AM
No.715327907
>>715330390
>>715330701
>>715325827
There's nothing stopping Bananza from taking place after the Country games and before the arcade games if they drop the Cranky being DK lore.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:17:03 AM
No.715327913
>>715327819
"Jump Up Super Star!" is likely about Mario and Pauline.
I don't know what "Break Free" is about though.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:17:09 AM
No.715327915
>>715327994
>>715328172
>>715327893
new donkey kong is better
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:17:15 AM
No.715327921
>>715327819
It was about the owl in the tree at Whomps Fortress
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:30 AM
No.715327986
>>715328090
>>715328572
Salutations, monkeys
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:41 AM
No.715327994
>>715327915
Aw helll naaaaa what the fuck man get yo ass
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:50 AM
No.715328000
>>715328041
>>715327745
Send pictures when you find some interesting stuff or Krool
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:19:14 AM
No.715328015
>>715328151
>>715328183
So is op confirmed true, is this game really a prequel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:19:26 AM
No.715328026
>>715327667
>before the 4th impact
Before the Kong Plague...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:19:41 AM
No.715328041
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:20:09 AM
No.715328072
Nobody believes in me and you
Just look at the way they stare
So what if we live in a walled garden
As long as I've got you then I don't care
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:20:26 AM
No.715328090
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:20:47 AM
No.715328102
>>715327739
He also says stuff like "It's dangerous to go alone, buy this!" in Returns. It's likely just a meta joke alluding to older games.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:21:00 AM
No.715328119
>>715328180
>>715322450 (OP)
Who gives a fuck about spoilers for a fucking donkey kong game?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:21:38 AM
No.715328151
>>715328226
>>715328015
No, the OP picrel is photoshopped.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:21:51 AM
No.715328161
>>715328572
>FREEZ-AAAAAAAAAAAAACKK
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:22:05 AM
No.715328172
>>715328236
>>715327915
I donβt want that goyslop shit, THIS is dk.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:22:15 AM
No.715328180
>>715328230
>>715328119
Me. I want to know how many levels there are and playtime before committing to purchase a Switch 2. If it's not long enough, I'm gonna wait for one more big fish title.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:22:19 AM
No.715328183
>>715328226
>>715328015
The only thing I can say for sure is that the OP pic is 100% real, but we don't know if it is actually indication of a prequel at this point. I believe it is though. Everyone did say that this DK simply looks Younger and with Nintendo making reference to Super Mario Kart, we might be getting it retconned that this DK is Jr.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:07 AM
No.715328226
>>715328248
>>715328256
>>715328151
>>715328183
Getting mixed messages
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:16 AM
No.715328230
>>715328180
That's fair. I guess I was referring more to shit like story beats or characters.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:39 AM
No.715328236
>>715328172
>advertising DK64 with a Mario Party render
Grim.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:52 AM
No.715328248
>>715328298
>>715328226
Anyone saying this shit is photoshopped is an idiot. I've been to a demo unit as well and found this area. 100% true.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:58 AM
No.715328256
>>715328226
Someone in this thread really wants Donkey Kong Bananza to be a prequel.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:24:11 AM
No.715328265
>>715328283
Donkey Kong games after 64 donβt have the same charm :/
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:24:11 AM
No.715328267
>>715328298
I played the demo a few days ago and can confirm the OP pic is real but I didn't pick up any significance from it and didn't realize it was a spoiler
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:24:31 AM
No.715328283
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:24:47 AM
No.715328298
>>715328337
>>715328348
>>715328248
>>715328267
Why do we have no footage of it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:25:30 AM
No.715328337
>>715328385
>>715328298
I didn't record it because I'm a nobody, and I thought the monkey was just being a jackass, I didn't think it was anything of importance.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:25:47 AM
No.715328348
>>715328298
People that play the demo want to get into the Lagoon layer as quickly as possible because it's timed and it is more interesting at that point. No one had thought to stick around Ingot Isle to look for secrets.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:26:28 AM
No.715328385
>>715328497
>>715328337
But this is supposedly out in your average store demo, how is this the first time anyone is seeing this, surely not everyone just missed this before this thread
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:28:33 AM
No.715328497
>>715328564
>>715328385
The demo is timed, it's out of the way, and most people reading it don't think it's a spoiler
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:28:50 AM
No.715328514
>>715328593
>>715328637
>>715325378
>Why are so many people dead set on this NOT being a prequel?
I just don't think Nintendo gives a fuck about any sort of legitimate timeline or continuity.
Zeldafags have embarrassed themselves enough with this shit.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:29:43 AM
No.715328557
>>715328656
>>715327109
>big pig nostrils
>uneven eyeballs (implying poor eyesight)
BROS... I'M THINKING WE FUCKING WON
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:29:54 AM
No.715328564
>>715328497
That still doesnβt make any sense, how did every person miss this damn monkey, somethingβs not adding up here and unless we get some footage, it really does just sound like photoshop
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:29:58 AM
No.715328572
>>715328161
>>715327986
>The lizard is getting too cocky
Better admit you knelt to the prince before I bring Skilletchad here
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:30:18 AM
No.715328593
>>715328647
>>715328514
Did you know that Nintendo has a big black book locked up with Zeldaβs lore, written over 20 years?
So why is pauline the lead again? I donβt get how miyamoto is trying to force everyone to like her when you already have diddy kong who couldβve been the travel buddy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:31:19 AM
No.715328637
>>715328726
>>715328514
If you researched into stuff like how Twilight Princess and Tears of the Kingdom are connected, youβd shit your pants.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:31:28 AM
No.715328647
>>715328593
I'm aware they have a timeline in a gay little fanbook that doesn't make that much sense and was immediately dropped for the game that came out after.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:31:31 AM
No.715328649
Im already thinking of a snack to eat while playing the game, Im torned between a peanut butter n banana grilled sandwich, or a banana split
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:31:41 AM
No.715328656
>>715328919
>>715328557
Professor Chops is already a fossil in the game. Which is all kinds of even more fucked for the timeline then anything else. Unless I'm right and the Banandium Root at the end of the game turns all the fossils and undead skeletons into living things and this is the origin of everything in the DK franchise going forwards.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:32:23 AM
No.715328690
>>715328840
>>715328625
Pauline sings and they wanted the Bananza songs to have vocals
Not even joking that is unironically 100% the canonical developer given reason as to why she is here
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:32:28 AM
No.715328695
Okay, I'm back. Is the croc in?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:32:32 AM
No.715328701
So why did op photoshop this
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:32:37 AM
No.715328703
>>715330498
>>715328625
Miyamoto is basically retired, buddy. Heβs merely an advisor now
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:33:04 AM
No.715328726
>>715329246
>>715328637
Oh get a load of this faggot. The connection between those two games is... such a long time has passed that it doesn't fucking matter! Woah!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:33:16 AM
No.715328738
>>715328810
>>715360127
>>715328625
>Artist is making random pieces and draws DK as a Zebra
>Everyone on the team thinks it is hilarious and starts drawing more transformations
>Someone makes a theme for the Zebra form and it is a banger, team realizes that all the transformations need their own themes and someone should sing it
>"Well, we already had singing in our last game, let's just get Pauline on that again"
That's how it happened.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:33:52 AM
No.715328770
>>715328717
Normal people don't write like that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:34:30 AM
No.715328810
>>715328738
crazy to think that they would've stuck with odd rock the whole game if not for that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:34:54 AM
No.715328834
>>715322450 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's PokΓ©mon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:34:58 AM
No.715328840
>>715362757
>>715328690
but she was non existent in the DKC and now sheβs in plot for some reason, at this point just add waluigi to warioware if weβre theyre that desperate.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:36:29 AM
No.715328919
>>715329036
>>715328656
Or for the more morbid explanation, Chops died sometime after Tropical Freeze, with Bananza taking place after the country games but before the arcade games.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:36:58 AM
No.715328943
>>715329318
>people start questioning how OP is the only one to get this monkey dialogue
>OP becomes quiet
Kek
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:37:15 AM
No.715328968
>>715362202
>>715328717
IT'S TEXT
JUST SAY PEDOPHILE
YOU'RE NOT GETTING CENSORED BY ANYBODY BY YOURSELF
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:37:46 AM
No.715328993
Nintendo could have used Bananza to explore the Kremean War but noooo
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:38:32 AM
No.715329036
>>715329094
>>715328919
Do you know how long it takes to fossilize something? I was willing to believe that a Gnawty could have been fossilized a long time ago, because that is just a species. No, we are having something else happen here and I can't wait to get that fossil and see what the game says about it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:39:38 AM
No.715329094
>>715329036
Could just be his ancestor too.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:39:42 AM
No.715329098
>>715329201
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:40:44 AM
No.715329156
>>715330363
>>715324358
It was made by soulless Indians for 85IQ iPhone 6e owners.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:41:35 AM
No.715329201
>>715329348
>>715329387
>>715329098
This reminds me of the intros to the bonus levels in Sunshine where Shadow Mario flashes by and steals FLUDD. I bet something similar is happening here - Pauline is grtting whisked away as you enter a bonus level, so you cannot use a Bananza transformation to trivialize the challenge.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:42:16 AM
No.715329246
>>715328726
No jokes, some of the best hidden lore Iβve ever seen. No one would even understand the stuff itβs presenting.
>>715328943
>still can't prove it's shopped
It's real
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:43:55 AM
No.715329348
>>715329201
Nah, its a boss fight. This is just the end of it and DK actually smashes through it and breaks Pauline out. The part of the trailer where the crystals are breaking apart around them is the very end of this fight. We've seen it in Japanese commercials.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:44:35 AM
No.715329387
>>715329201
I thought it was a cutscene from a second act.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:44:44 AM
No.715329391
>>715329418
>>715329521
>>715329318
>still canβt prove itβs real
Itβs shopped
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:45:12 AM
No.715329418
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:47:08 AM
No.715329521
>>715329561
>>715329572
>>715329318
It's not even OPs pic. It's mine.
>>715329391
The location is to the left of the exit of the area for Ingot Isle in the demo. If I knew people were going to question the validity of my pic, I would have made it a video, but that's what I get for playing right before Walmart closes. I snapped pic and the darn thing shuts off.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:47:51 AM
No.715329561
>>715329703
>>715329521
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:48:01 AM
No.715329572
>>715329697
>>715329703
>>715329521
Funny how itβs the only sighting of this
>itβs a timed demo
Funny how that means nothing
>>715329572
NTA but why would he make a fake image with some vague dialogue? it doesn't even prove anything
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:50:31 AM
No.715329703
>>715329561
Ok. I don't care.
>>715329572
No, not because it was timed. If that was the case I would have just played again. I mean literally power cut off to the unit. I'm surprised the person that got that copy hasn't posted again. It really doesn't take long to get there, maybe 5 minutes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:52:46 AM
No.715329835
>>715330030
>>715330096
>>715329697
To fuck with people aka why most fake leaks are made?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:53:08 AM
No.715329859
>>715329697
It's letting people funpost >:(
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:53:15 AM
No.715329863
>>715329919
>>715329697
More then that, I have to laugh at the amount of justification around it being shooped. Claiming that I removed the entire area for the Golden Banana to sit and then put in a mis sized DK and the Monkey. I mean, come on.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:54:32 AM
No.715329919
>>715330096
>>715329863
Are you exposing how you made the leak
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:54:44 AM
No.715329929
>>715330040
>>715322450 (OP)
>general outside of /vg
kys
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:55:48 AM
No.715329993
>>715330030
If it is photoshopped, why would the person behind the photoshop want to prove that Donkey Kong Bananza is a prequel?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:56:31 AM
No.715330030
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:56:40 AM
No.715330040
>>715329929
Nobody changed after every previous time to you posted this, and itsbgoing to remain that way. Go wash the shame off yourself.
>>715329835
Trust me, if I wanted to do that. I would have gone to WAY less effort then a shoddy phone pic in a Walmart late at night.
>>715329919
Nope, just saying how absolutely batshit insane this place has become about fake leaks that even when you have someone just wanting to spark discussion, people jump to unhinged conclusions. Tell you what, I'll be the better man. I'll go ahead and head on up there tommorow and play around with the demo and get back to the area and do some more pics and a video from multiple angles.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:59:05 AM
No.715330157
>>715330241
>>715330096
By the time you get there, there will already be leaked gameplay and cutscenes available online.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:59:18 AM
No.715330165
>>715330241
>>715330096
The whole game will likely be leaked tonight I wouldn't even bother.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:59:18 AM
No.715330167
>>715330096
Good on you if you actually do that because your story sounds fake as fuck right now
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:00:48 AM
No.715330241
>>715330157
>>715330165
I hope so, it would save me a trip. I thought someone already was posting about them playing it right now. Or is that just someone grabbing from Reddit again?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:02:18 AM
No.715330331
>>715330669
So if Bananza is a prequel, what's the first actual appearance of Mario? Mario Bros.? Donkey Kong Jr. says that the guy from Donkey Kong Arcade is "Mario" but if they retconning that, then is there just a second Mario in the world now? Metal Gear Mario?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:03:00 AM
No.715330363
>>715329156
The original image was some beta cuckold PCfag lol
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:03:26 AM
No.715330389
>>715330501
why do you guys care about the canonicity of a king kong ripoff? none of the lore that matters has anything to do with the arcade game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:03:27 AM
No.715330390
>>715330701
>>715330793
>>715327907
>if they drop the Cranky being DK lore.
This is the one thing people have the biggest hang-up over, and it's hilarious when you consider that the very meta nature of Cranky's "lore" itself makes it so that it's always been expendable to begin with.
>>715326949
>it doesn't make sense for Cranky to reference the overalls of his iconic rival
That's just it, though. Any time Cranky breaks the 4th wall, it's never made sense in-universe.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:05:49 AM
No.715330498
>>715330625
>>715328703
He's not even an advisor on this game. I'm pretty sure he has no involvement whatsoever. He's playing around with theme parks and movies. Dude's like in his mid-seventies or something, he's effectively retired.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:05:50 AM
No.715330501
>>715330389
>king kong ripoff
Glove didnt fit, get fucked
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:08:08 AM
No.715330625
>>715330498
Don't forget finding ways to force Pikmin in to every future Nintendo franchise
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:08:49 AM
No.715330669
>>715330812
>>715330331
I would expect them to just have what Cranky talks about be some other guy, with Mario first meeting DK in New Donk City. That aside, the "first" game for Mario is still Yoshi's Island, before he finally got to his real family sometime later and only made it back to the Mushroom Kingdom later in his life.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:09:14 AM
No.715330697
>>715326949
>for DK, Diddy, and Dixie to look the same age
If we ignore the Cranky stuff like some people say, then this one automatically isn't an issue since then the Country games could take place anytime. Sports and Kart spin-offs not counting, as they pull from all around the timeline as it is, anyway (and Baby Rosalina doesn't make a damn lick of sense in any way).
But on the topic of Diddy and Dixie, would we know if they would even look different as they age since they seem to already look like chimpanzees, and chimps aren't exactly huge like gorillas anyway. Then again, there is what happened with Tiny Kong, but being that Tiny Kong was supposedly Dixie's younger sister, that's already throwing another monkey wrench (heh) into the mix. Assuming Tiny being Dixie's sister didn't also get retconned.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:09:22 AM
No.715330701
>>715331416
>>715327907
>>715330390
"Cranky Kong is actually just a schizophrenic" would explain Cranky but what about Diddy and Dixie with this theory? Are they just grown ass middle-aged monkeys in the modern Mario games but everyone treats them like kids?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:11:03 AM
No.715330793
>>715330390
I is kind of funny, since even in the Rare games, both him and Wrinkly make mention of the games themselves, like the actual game. Going back to the idea that the characters are just actors. It's like a layered meta reality joke, where the events of the games DID happen, but the people in the games as we know them are recreations of the events.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:11:21 AM
No.715330808
>>715331005
So how long until we got more leaks
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:11:26 AM
No.715330812
>>715360473
>>715330669
>before he finally got to his real family sometime later and only made it back to the Mushroom Kingdom later in his life.
Brooklyn isn't canon to the games. And before you pull that Yoshi's New Island shit on me, actually WATCH the ending to that game and see that the real parents are ALSO Mushroom Kingdom residents, just the same as the mistaken ones were.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:14:39 AM
No.715330958
>>715330986
>>715331009
I hope they just address none of it. The end has DK and Pauline reach the core, she wishes to be a singer, and that's it. Everyone just ends up confused
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:11 AM
No.715330986
>>715331008
>>715330958
Why do you want that?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:34 AM
No.715331005
>>715330808
Who knows. Maybe he wants to try to plow through things and get some of the more juicy stuff. First three layers are known to us. He's going to need to get into the fifth before things really get interesting. I would give it a few hours before posts really start to fly.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:39 AM
No.715331008
>>715333184
>>715330986
The reaction would be funny
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:42 AM
No.715331009
>>715331213
>>715330958
Seems likely. Remember when everyone was expecting Mario and Peach to get married at the end of Odyssey before release?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:20:11 AM
No.715331213
>>715336835
>>715331009
They didn't get married because it was never Shigeru Miyamoto's intention to get them together.
What if he wants things to come full circle?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:31 AM
No.715331416
>>715331526
>>715331657
>>715330701
>Can you confirm Donkey Kong's age?
>Motokura: I think that's another one that maybe is good fodder for player theories.
DK's age in Bananza was teased in the IGN interview. I think it's likely that DK, Diddy, and Dixie are also teenagers, being around the same age as Pauline and Mario, with Diddy and Dixie maybe being a bit younger.
The game straight up looks like ass and performs horribly. it's bananover
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:25:12 AM
No.715331459
>>715331693
>>715331437
BASED PIPEPOSTER
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:25:51 AM
No.715331496
>>715331693
>>715322450 (OP) (OP)
>general outside of /vg
kys
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:26:17 AM
No.715331526
>>715331416
The only thing we need to see to be sure is if the first conversation with Diddy has him act like he isn't his "little buddy". If he's awe struck and acts like he has never even talked with DK before, boom, prequel.
>>715331437
>Banana in pipe
>trans DK
What did Nintendo mean by this?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:28:38 AM
No.715331657
>>715331416
Why is Pauline acting like the funny Hoohoo man, if this is a prequel?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:29:31 AM
No.715331693
>>715331782
>>715331437
>>715331459
>>715331496
>>715331562
My what a odd random burst of negative, seething ritual posts in a mostly normal thread with actual conversation. Could it be...? No... it can't!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:31:13 AM
No.715331782
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:37:17 AM
No.715332102
>>715332386
>>715331562
You idiots ruined cotton candy colors
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:38:20 AM
No.715332147
Shit game. KYS tendies
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:43:05 AM
No.715332386
>>715332102
To be fair, only sexual degenerates see those colors and immediately think trans colors. If you're based and not a pervert, your mind should register pink and blue as cotton candy (or potentially bubblegum flavored ice cream). Don't let them take that from you anon
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:48:38 AM
No.715332712
>>715327463
Story isn't the only thing you can spoil and i don't really care about the story spoilers in this game. But i wanna find out what the game has to offer for myself in terms of what kind of levels there are and potential secrets and such in the game. Even just enemy designs and outfits are things i wanna experience first hand
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:50:54 AM
No.715332832
>>715331562
THE WOKEY KONG.... THE WOKEY KONG IS REAL!!!!!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:43 AM
No.715332943
Anything on Krool yet ?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:56:46 AM
No.715333184
>>715333367
>>715331008
>Does this
>"Why is the lore so confusing?"
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:57:43 AM
No.715333258
please be in the game.....
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:58:08 AM
No.715333292
@nintendo @fbi
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:58:53 AM
No.715333367
>>715333184
He needs it to be confusing so he can keep saying it's confusing. It's an addiction.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:59:09 AM
No.715333386
>>715335797
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:00:58 AM
No.715333512
PLEASE be in the game
If this is a prequel then why the fuck did he do this
And who the fuck is DK Jr for that matter
I really don't know how they're going to tell this story without either some ridiculous asspull or making some major retcon so I'm looking forward to seeing what retcon they end up going with
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:05:30 AM
No.715333789
>>715333647
It is a silly monke game. That's it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:05:59 AM
No.715333820
>>715333647
They will just completely not give a fuck and just tell whatever story they want with no regards to previous game consistency and no actual explanation, just like Pikmin 4
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:06:46 AM
No.715333867
>>715334221
WHERE ARE THE FUKING LEAKS?????????????????
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:06:52 AM
No.715333872
>>715333982
>>715333647
I know Mario gets put through a lot in that game, but neither of them seem particularly mad at the Kongs in the ending despite all the hassle.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:06:54 AM
No.715333878
>>715337560
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:08:16 AM
No.715333982
>>715334326
>>715334872
>>715333872
what if this screenshot implies the game itself is actually just a game in lore like how mario 3 is a play
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:11:22 AM
No.715334184
>>715333647
this design looks nothing like Bananza Donkey Kong, I have no clue why people keep citing it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:12:00 AM
No.715334221
>>715333867
YEAH, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY ?!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:13:38 AM
No.715334326
>>715354374
>>715333982
Unironically this probably makes more sense than 99% of other theories when you consider how New Donk City considers "Mario beats the shit out of Donkey Kong" a celebration rather than a traumatic event. It'd allow for Bananza to be a prequel without fucking with the arcade game and its history. It'd make Cranky Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. inconsistent and weird but they're already inconsistent and weird
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:18:13 AM
No.715334561
>>715334886
>>715333647
An older DK travels to the city to reunite with Pauline, but gets captured by the evil Mario who turns him into his pet. DK barely escapes, and then tries to rescue Pauline from Mario's clutches, but she takes it the wrong way and cries out for help, leading to the evil Mario capturing poor DK again. His son Jr later shows up to rescue him. After the rescue, an angry Candy Kong takes DK to court and gains full custody of Jr after learning DK cheated on her with Pauline. Thus Candy and Jr are never seen again.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:23:47 AM
No.715334872
>>715333982
The events of DK being a performance like SMB3 would explain why NDC celebrates it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:24:00 AM
No.715334886
>>715335445
>>715334561
It was all just a vidya :) no deep lore, no overthinking, no timelines. Just fun stuff!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:33:27 AM
No.715335445
>>715334886
Child custody court cases are fun stuff though :(
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:34:34 AM
No.715335507
>still 0 actual leaks
What do I even not pay you fags for?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:37:33 AM
No.715335658
>>715364247
>>715322614
>banana bandit
new euphemism on the list paizzanos
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:39:04 AM
No.715335725
kidna sad about bananza because my ex boyfriend loved dk and everytime he beat me he would say "banana slammer!" and punch me in the face, and he would say "ba-na-nah" and bite my ass. I don't think a donkey kang game is gonna be the same without him
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:39:25 AM
No.715335740
me and the boys
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:39:41 AM
No.715335749
>>715359629
>>715325553
>implying Pauline doesn't just do the strict girl for her job and when she's at home she doesn't just drop the dress and spend her time drinking bears and burping loudly in barefoot on the soffa
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:40:27 AM
No.715335797
>>715333386
Says the pedophile who grooms children into transitioning
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:40:28 AM
No.715335802
I pre-ordered my physical copy at best buy yesterday
will they ship it on time
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:40:47 AM
No.715335814
>>715335924
why would crocodile steal bananas they don't even eat them
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:42:46 AM
No.715335924
>>715335814
They grant life eternal
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:58:42 AM
No.715336715
It's a reboot. Nintendo doesn't do continuous lore anymore because they want newcomers to feel welcome to every game without needing to know history. That's why Pauline barely knew Mario in Odyssey and why no one knows Link on ToTK.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:59:41 AM
No.715336747
Does /v/ consider mario and pauline white or not because theyre italian. Im curious about the answer as an italian man
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:01:38 AM
No.715336835
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:07:50 AM
No.715337124
>>715348151
>>715328717
We don't know how old DK is. Gorillas are fully grown by the time they're 10.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:17:32 AM
No.715337560
>>715333878
Honestly fuck the Simpsons for getting salty when nerds pointed out their mistakes. They were vindicated when the show went to shit. Now you could use the Simpsons as a case study on how good shows go bad.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:21:31 AM
No.715337736
>>715338173
>>715339536
don't expect much, he's only answering questions and not streaming. people are playing it early at least so it's only a matter of time now.
https://tieba.baidu.com/p/9867923865?pn=7
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:32:29 AM
No.715338173
>>715338193
>>715342006
>>715337736
someone ask him if Krool is in.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:33:01 AM
No.715338193
>>715338229
>>715338173
How the fuck would he know that a few hours in?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:33:54 AM
No.715338229
>>715338193
>taking questions about the game without having finished it
wow, wonder which third world country he comes from.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:44:23 AM
No.715338606
>>715339536
someone in baidu already ahs the game
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:08:56 AM
No.715339536
>>715337736
>>715338606
>chinks saying "Who cares about foreigners?"
/V/ BTFO
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:10:28 AM
No.715339596
>>715345975
>>715365340
she's 13
donkey kong '94
94 - 13 = 81
donkey kong released in 1981
1994+13 = 2007
the king of kong is released
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:24:58 AM
No.715340176
>>715345975
>>715322450 (OP)
it's times like this i wish we had a day 0 exploit already figured out for the switch 2 homebrew scene so that someone could just dump the catridge and datamine with the switch 1 file exploration tools almost guaranteed to be at least partially compatible based on nintendo's history of file formats from console to console being similar enough already without the console itself being the direct successor on top of it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:48:40 AM
No.715341190
it's going to be an 11/10 game
but I intentionally saved the games from Switch 1 and now I'm playing TotK for the first time. I have a lot of other games to play later. but still I'm tempted to buy Bananza
god dammit I have to resist, it's pointless to buy new games at this point
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:58:19 AM
No.715341585
>>715342006
>>715342232
Anything on K Rool yet ?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:08:12 PM
No.715342006
>>715342072
>>715338173
>>715341585
tertiaries and they religious obcession with memes instead of actual content is really something else....
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:09:50 PM
No.715342072
>>715345179
>>715342006
learn to spell, kid.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:13:56 PM
No.715342232
>>715341585
He's a secret boss fight, and when you find him he says borp skeleton
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:48:56 PM
No.715343892
>>715331437
that's bananas
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:38 PM
No.715345059
>>715351734
>>715322859
I saw a fat boomer at the beach who was as big and round exactly like this
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:15:01 PM
No.715345130
>>715351734
>>715363228
>>715322571
yes, as an amiibo cameo
DK needs to evolve past the DKC games, kremlings and krool had their time
I wanna see new things, let it go
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:15:55 PM
No.715345179
>>715342072
>I disproved nothing that mean you are wrong
that's social media obsessed tertiary behaviour for sure.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:28:57 PM
No.715345775
>>715346268
>>715322450 (OP)
>leaked
leaked to who?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:32:51 PM
No.715345975
>>715346031
>>715340176
>datamine just to spoil games before they come out
no, you're not ruining another generation of games you little shit
datamining to dump models/textures/sounds for educational purposes and searching for unused content after release is fine though
>>715339596
I dont think dk has that kind of continuity, don't think that matters at all
they need pauline to be hand sized so she can ride on dk's back and be more relatable to the audience
you can't stick old woman pauline in the same role
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:34:10 PM
No.715346031
>>715345975
>you're not ruining another generation of games you little shit
i wasn't gonna play it anyway >:)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:39:33 PM
No.715346268
>>715346630
>>715345775
Some people already have the physical release. It wasn't leaked as in internet leaked for piracy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:47:14 PM
No.715346630
>>715346268
>physical release
there was someone downloading it onto their switch2, but maybe they were a reviewer taunting us :'(
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:03:51 PM
No.715347562
>>715347754
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:07:36 PM
No.715347754
>>715347562
Nobody knows yet. It'll take a while for people to clear the game and know
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:07:48 PM
No.715347760
Where is King K. Rool?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:15:36 PM
No.715348151
>>715337124
All seven star children were born around the same time, so DK's about 24-25 years old, just like Mario, Luigi, and Peach
All real spoilers.
No King K Rool. Not even a tease.
All three of the gay new baddy kongs are the final boss, powering a colossal aztec statue machine that DK has to simulatneously fight and destroy in a very cool and grand scale of a final boss. During the mayhem and chaos, DK literally carves his own face into Ingot Isle, and Pauline renames it Donkey Kong Island.
No sign of Mario, no allusion to why Donkey Kong would kidnap Pauline as an adult instead of being her friend if he's apparentley not a super low IQ monster which has every implication of being what becomes New Donk City. In fact, Pauline says she wants to become the mayor of the city to make a new law that children don't have to do things they don't want to do and when she does she'll rename it after Donkey Kong who is so nice and cool.
It all feels like Miymato is taking the most iconic parts of Rare's Donkey Kong (DK Island, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Cranky Kong, the better animal buddies, Jungle fucking Japes, etC), but thanos snapping King K Rool and the Kremlins out of existence, and reinventing it as his DK. Ironically making him into a heroic figure and kind of ignoring that he kidnaps Pauline just like Rare did.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:18:19 PM
No.715348294
>>715348218
Miyamoto has nothing to do with Bananza or game development other than minor consultancy. Fake and gay.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:19:25 PM
No.715348346
>>715348218
Fake and homosexual
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:21:26 PM
No.715348423
>>715348871
>>715348218
One of the first lines of the game is that ingot isle is far away from DK island, you've got to try harder than that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:24:39 PM
No.715348571
Holy shit Mario as the final boss just flew over my house
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:25:58 PM
No.715348649
Last boss is Mike Adriano
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:28:55 PM
No.715348794
No kremmlings, no buy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:29:59 PM
No.715348857
Last boss is Little Mac.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:30:23 PM
No.715348871
>>715348423
Not even one ofβ¦ itβs THE first line
Like damnβ¦ plus this βreal spoilerβ doesnβt account for a bunch other stuff weβve seen happen in the trailers
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:33:11 PM
No.715349035
The game secretly works with the bongo controller if you use a GameCube adapter
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:45:07 PM
No.715349730
>>715350714
>>715323392
today is the 13th wakey wakey anon
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:45:21 PM
No.715349747
>>715350118
So no more news
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:48:34 PM
No.715349931
>>715350118
so no k rool at all?
>>715349931
>>715349747
the news is ongoing as the one person in the world to own the game continues to livepost the game here (in chinese):
https://tieba.baidu.com/p/9867923865
the player has barely scratched the surface of content in the game and with no datamining tools at our disposal we simply have to wait for them to beat the game. the person in question went to bed for a while but they're up again now.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:00:09 PM
No.715350570
>>715350118
I dont understand the site. Which ones are new comments and old. Like I have no idea how to read it at all
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:02:46 PM
No.715350714
>>715349730
I'm awake just to check the thread.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:03:20 PM
No.715350747
>>715350118
he's at the hilltop layer which we've seen almost nothing of, but not really posting much of the minutiae of the playthrough so we won't be seeing much story or general gameplay
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:06:24 PM
No.715350904
ok canyon layer now, if he's mainlining it I imagine he can get through it in an hour or so, we haven't seen SL400 yet, so that will be fully new content
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:07:16 PM
No.715350961
>>715351005
>>715351225
The state of his Switch 2 kek
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:07:38 PM
No.715350985
>>715350118
he currently went to work btw, he won't leak until later
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:07:56 PM
No.715351005
>>715351176
>>715350961
Whatβs wrong
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:11:22 PM
No.715351176
>>715351225
>>715351005
Marks and dusty and fingerprints all over it and stuffed into a small enclosure with lack of space around it for air.
Compare it to mine
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:12:21 PM
No.715351225
>>715351279
>>715353629
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:13:36 PM
No.715351279
>>715351225
Maybe but rather look after my Switchy Poo
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:13:53 PM
No.715351293
>>715351375
>>715348218
My heart sank for a moment then I used my brain and realized DK already exists in game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:15:22 PM
No.715351375
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:18:14 PM
No.715351526
>>715328717
that was cranky kong in the og arcade game, fake fan.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:21:18 PM
No.715351694
>>715351767
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:21:53 PM
No.715351726
Yeah lol i think he was fucking with us because we already see DK Island in parts of the game and it's name dropped at the beginning of the game.
And also those crates have the NDC as the name already
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:22:04 PM
No.715351734
>>715345059
post pic or it didn't happen plus you lying
>>715345130
fake larping fan fuck off
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:22:41 PM
No.715351767
>>715351848
>>715352581
>>715351694
Awww, Im sorry sweetie, we want to discuss the actual game instead of your coomer slop like every other thread
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:23:47 PM
No.715351823
>>715348218
oh stfu, you donβt have the game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:24:14 PM
No.715351848
>>715351767
Not him but I like the coomer slop in these threads
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:25:34 PM
No.715351928
>>715348218
>Miyamoto
His only insights were about the need of urban aesthetics and maybe a thing of the about how the game feels gameplay wise.
Let alone the DK Island stuff try harder
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:26:52 PM
No.715352005
It cannot be that hard to complete a nintendie game, show us a glimpse of k rool you lazy cucks.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:30:36 PM
No.715352185
>>715352260
OH BA-NA-NAAA!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:31:54 PM
No.715352260
>>715352291
>>715352185
That looks greenish, make sure its ripe for thursday
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:32:32 PM
No.715352291
>>715352260
It's actually really ripe even though it's kind of green. The others will be nice and yellow in time for Bananza
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:32:57 PM
No.715352309
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:37:26 PM
No.715352581
>>715353461
>>715351767
This is literally a general. Generals are NOT allowed on /v/. So move the fuck over to /vg/.
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE FROM THE RULES!
>>715322450 (OP)
K Rool and Kremlings arent in it obviously you retards, if they were Nintendo would reveal it in the direct to attract sales. Use your fucking brain
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:38:41 PM
No.715352668
>>715352593
staking my claim here when the k. rool absolutely is in the game in the next 24 hours
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:41:22 PM
No.715352830
>>715353080
>>715352593
There would be very little sales gained from those characters. Donkey Kong fans are a minuscule audience and most of them are buying the game anyway. If theyβre in, being a secret would make sense as a surprise return.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:42:13 PM
No.715352884
>>715353018
i knew nintendo fans were autistic ive never seen them be SONIC FAN autistic like this before
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:44:04 PM
No.715352972
>>715352593
ya donβt have the game so obviously you donβt know shit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:44:56 PM
No.715353016
K. Rool being last boss would make Bananza an all-timer in the DK series
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:44:58 PM
No.715353018
>>715352884
I think DK fans are a unique brand of autism amongst nintendo fans
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:45:50 PM
No.715353080
>>715353319
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:46:56 PM
No.715353152
>>715353652
>omg game is leaked
>thread has no leak
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:49:51 PM
No.715353319
>>715353446
>>715353080
Itβs Smash Bros. Heβs cool, but I would wager that most of those views are still buying the game even if he wasnβt there. K. Rool was added via the Smash Ballot, and that was absolutely mostly just people who already have the game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:52:03 PM
No.715353446
>>715353858
>>715353319
"It's just Smash Bros" so why put him in at all?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:52:19 PM
No.715353461
>>715352581
LMFAOOOOO THE COPE
snoyfags are hilarious. yes, Nintendo has a new GOTY if you like it or not
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:55:18 PM
No.715353629
>>715351225
you can tell who actually plays theirs and who just shitposts about sales on /v/
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:55:42 PM
No.715353652
>>715353152
It did leak the person is just slowly playing through it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:56:11 PM
No.715353679
Leaker just hit SL400
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:57:49 PM
No.715353769
>>715353837
>>715353856
How did the leaker pass internet check or is he just a time traveler
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:58:40 PM
No.715353818
>>715353873
>>715322450 (OP)
gay game for faggot retards. this is gonna be one of the worst dk games ever
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:58:59 PM
No.715353837
>>715353769
there is no Internet check for physical
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:59:13 PM
No.715353856
>>715354446
>>715353769
there is no internet check for games. that was only for the switch 2 itself.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:59:15 PM
No.715353858
>>715353980
>>715353446
Because the fans who play the game asked for him? Same reason why heβd be in Bananza.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:59:34 PM
No.715353873
>>715353818
I agree miss me with that disney princess singing shit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:01:36 PM
No.715353980
>>715353858
We're on the same page then
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:04:24 PM
No.715354149
>>715324946
The pirate theming is so cohesive in DKC2 its insane to me that nobody at nintendo thinks he would have fit as a viking for tropical dong
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:08:20 PM
No.715354374
>>715334326
Except Pauline describes being apenapped as a traumatic event in the quiz game you have with her later in the game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:09:21 PM
No.715354446
>>715353856
The internet check wasn't for the whole Switch 2, it was only for backward compatibility with Switch games since it needed a firmware update for that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:10:40 PM
No.715354517
>>715354860
No one gonna post the leaks?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:12:08 PM
No.715354604
>>715354660
>>715354860
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:13:00 PM
No.715354660
>>715354708
>>715354604
ask if heβs seen a green reptile yet.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:13:53 PM
No.715354708
>>715354860
>>715354660
I speak McDonalds
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:16:18 PM
No.715354860
>>715354994
>>715354517
>>715354604
>>715354708
So 400 is just that? Seems like a Cloud Kingdom case
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:16:41 PM
No.715354887
>>715348218
>and I thought those Brits were daft, now my own creator is disregarding my legacy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:18:19 PM
No.715354994
>>715354860
I guess. This looks like the area in the footage where Pauline says "Get him, DK".
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:21:11 PM
No.715355174
>>715355294
where is k rool??????
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:21:50 PM
No.715355212
If no k rool I'm an heroing
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:23:09 PM
No.715355294
>>715355174
Died with Rare
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:28:36 PM
No.715355665
>>715356394
Fuck K. Rool, whereβs Funky?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:33:40 PM
No.715355986
>>715356203
>le k rool
>le prequel
That shit don't matter is the game baby easy shit like everything nunintendo does or actually have actuao DK's difficulty?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:35:11 PM
No.715356080
>>715356287
Where is the chink uploading leaks at?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:36:32 PM
No.715356162
>>715356224
Chink leaker thoughts so far (20 minutes ago)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:37:13 PM
No.715356203
>>715355986
They said in an interview they wanted it to have difficulty (but also being passable for new fans), so weβll see. Theyβll probably keep the difficult parts to the mini levels.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:37:33 PM
No.715356224
>>715356162
Forgot the screenshot
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:38:47 PM
No.715356287
>>715356408
>>715356080
Nice try nintendo lawyer
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:40:03 PM
No.715356357
still waiting
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:40:41 PM
No.715356394
>>715356440
>>715355665
DK isles in post game
screen cap this
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:40:48 PM
No.715356408
>>715356287
"Chink" gave it away that he was Japanese.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:40:56 PM
No.715356418
Vote here one last time before the inevitable reveal
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVqELanO
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:41:14 PM
No.715356440
>>715356394
I do think dk isle and new donk city will be the post game worlds
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:53:06 PM
No.715357204
>>715357373
>>715357387
interesting
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:53:47 PM
No.715357256
I am not ready for the shitshow that's gonna happen when K Rool doesn't show up
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:54:48 PM
No.715357334
Is there a way to know if your nearby Target has the DK Bananza demo (other than just driving there and hoping for the best)?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:55:23 PM
No.715357373
>>715357204
the banana hoard bandit will be dealt with in the post game as you collect DK Isle's big bananas scattered through the underground layers.
SCREEN CAP THIS!!!!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:55:32 PM
No.715357387
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:55:41 PM
No.715357404
>>715357508
Y'all are really getting hopes wayyyy too high for K. Rool, only for him to probably not be in the game at all
>>715357404
Why would the main enemies be undead kremlings then
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:00:11 PM
No.715357739
>>715357508
so you can point at the screen and clap
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:01:20 PM
No.715357820
>>715357975
>>715357508
its not even the main enemy, its just the most common enemy on the 1st layer. The preview footage in other layers is filled with other enemies
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:02:47 PM
No.715357939
Mods please delete this illegal thread that is very disrespectful to the developers of this game and Nintendo.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:03:17 PM
No.715357975
>>715358251
>>715357820
What other enemies do you see?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:04:44 PM
No.715358085
>>715358158
K Rool will be in as a reference. Maybe VoidCo make a giant golden skeleton of him, maybe someone transforms into him, etc. I dont expect the "actual" Rare K Rool to appear
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:05:16 PM
No.715358124
>>715358237
>>715357508
I guess Kid Icarus Uprising has a secret Metroid connection then
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:05:39 PM
No.715358152
i dont want k rool in this trash game
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:05:42 PM
No.715358158
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:05:57 PM
No.715358174
>>715358383
>>715358410
The game will be excellent even without K. Rool, just like the last 2 games. I accept it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:06:43 PM
No.715358237
>>715358124
Oh yeah, dk has a secret connection to dk
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:06:52 PM
No.715358251
>>715357975
Theres pictures of golden skelly monkeys as well later on
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:08:31 PM
No.715358383
>>715358738
>>715358174
nope, itβs time you stop being a cuckold and demand something greater.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:08:52 PM
No.715358410
>>715358174
Well no shit it's going to be great regardless, but there's so many references to the old Rare DKC it's not sill to expect for him to be shown in some capacity.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:09:03 PM
No.715358426
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:13:15 PM
No.715358738
>>715358383
ahh yes the great games of Paon
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:14:33 PM
No.715358818
do we know if pauline jr is her own character?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:16:12 PM
No.715358935
>>715359020
I thought Switch 2 had some anti-leak DRM shit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:17:38 PM
No.715359020
>>715358935
Yeah, the Switch 2 sprouts legs and arms and beats the shit out of any Wal Mart employees who open the box early.
The sizes are completely off and the footage doesn't like up with footage from confirmed live footage of the game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:18:31 PM
No.715359092
>>715359239
>>715359265
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:19:19 PM
No.715359142
>>715359265
>>715359024
...so the leaks are true?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:19:19 PM
No.715359143
>>715361551
>>715322450 (OP)
This will be my GOTY I Can feel it. And I'm not even a big 3d platformer guy.
I haven't gotten this excited about a game since the Elden Ring release.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:20:35 PM
No.715359239
>>715359024
>>715359092
DK is bigger than the prospector monkeys and there's no outdoor area like that in any of the intro footage
>>715322450 (OP)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:21:02 PM
No.715359265
>>715359409
>>715359092
>>715359142
Can't you see how fucking tiny DK is in the OP image? And compare Ingot Island with footage from the trailers, treehouse, or switch2 demo tours.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:22:56 PM
No.715359404
>>715359506
At the end, Donkey Kong creates a super Donkey Kong from materials around him and we have a typical mech fight. K. Rool is not in the game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:23:09 PM
No.715359409
>>715359624
>>715360049
>>715359265
That anon, is called distance.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:24:26 PM
No.715359506
>>715359404
you donβt have the game, stop lying
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:26:21 PM
No.715359624
>>715359409
>That anon, is called distance.
Distance? You're trying to explain the size discrepancy with distance?
You think the tiny chimp is just significantly closer to the camera than DK is or something even though that is clearly not the case?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:26:28 PM
No.715359629
>>715335749
>drinking bears
Does she crack 'em open too?
Alright, from what I heard, K Rool is sort of not in the game, Void Kong basically transform into a more muscular reptile form for the final boss by absorbing all the banandium with the help of forcing Pauline to sing. Form reminds him a mix of spike from Gremlins and Frieza's second form. DK helps free her from his control and then gets a confidence boost and transforms into a magical girl like idol and uses her singing to transform DK into a more powerful Bananza form and them have a DBZ fight in the core. The atmosphere is like Namek with storm clouds, earthquakes and lightning everywhere.
No sign of K Rool unless he's like a secret boss. Sorry I guess, said the game was fantastic and the climax is one of Nintendo's best final bosses.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:28:01 PM
No.715359747
>>715360049
The guy is saying layer 400 is actually pretty big and not a cloud kingdom style layer
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:28:44 PM
No.715359791
I hate weekend leaks, so many children
According the leaker, Odyssey seems to be higher skill ceiling in its platforming thanks to the hat step.
Also, 3 maps per layer, you can finish them quickly if you only go for the main objective, but all are filled with stuff
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:29:27 PM
No.715359837
donkey kong turns to the screen and says racial slurs in perfect english
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:31:22 PM
No.715359958
>>715359637
this sounds kind of fucking awesome but I don't believe it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:32:36 PM
No.715360049
>>715361121
>>715359409
Yes
>>715359637
No, stop the schizo rambling
>>715359747
It seems like 2 different paths?
>>715359834
Yes
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:33:35 PM
No.715360127
>>715328738
Weird how almost no game dev operates like that anymore where some random dude comes up with a weird or fun idea and the rest of the team is like "fuck yeah let's put that in". Mario Kart World also had that happen with the roster where someone drew a cow driving in a truck and the rest of the team found it funny.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:34:14 PM
No.715360168
>>715359637
>cant think of any otjer reference that isnt dragon ball
Weak bait
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:38:51 PM
No.715360473
>>715330812
>Brooklyn isn't canon to the games
Nta, but the Mario games don't have a canon.
Brooklyn was never used in the games though. The only game taking place in a real place was the og mario bros which took place on the sewers of new york, but that was only for that game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:42:24 PM
No.715360771
>>715361401
I love all of the people in this thread throwing out fake leaks like K. Rool isnβt going to be in this game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:42:51 PM
No.715360814
>>715361420
>>715333647
It's simple: DK and Pauline were friends. DK is jealous of Mario and Pauline, so he kidnaps Pauline for himself. Pauline is shocked. Mario doesn't know DK, and he doesn't know that DK and Pauline already have an established relationship. Pauline fears DK's anger but empathizes with his humanity.
DK and Pauline being friends in Bananza recontextualizes their relationship in the arcade game to something more tragic than "I was kidnapped by a random ape in a freak accident," retroactively making Donkey Kong more King Kong than Popeye.
As for Cranky and Junior: Cranky is old and possibly senile, he's an unreliable narrator. Junior was retconned into Diddy Kong. (Or he's permanently vacationing with Koopa Kid.)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:43:52 PM
No.715360882
>>715361121
>>715362245
>>715359834
i kinda hated the hat step, didn't fit with the rest of the level design at all
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:46:58 PM
No.715361121
>>715361251
>>715363313
>>715359834
>>715360049
>>715360882
what? I am on the baidu thread right now and they didnt' mention anything other than stopping playing and going to work
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:22 PM
No.715361251
>>715361759
>>715361121
people lying on this site should not be all that surprising
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:19 PM
No.715361401
>>715361787
>>715360771
That's cause he isn't going to be in the fucking game
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:31 PM
No.715361420
>>715363110
>>715333647
>>715360814
Reminder that in japan the character "Lady" from the og Donkey Kong is sometimes considered a different character than Pauline, iirc the japanese manual of DK94 even called her a new heroine.
Also the girl from the game Sheriff which came before Donkey Kong and also had involvement from Miyamoto is also called Lady.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:52:31 PM
No.715361551
>>715361789
>>715364680
>>715359143
Iβm sure itβll be good but please play Expedition 33
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:15 PM
No.715361615
>>715361804
>>715362067
Why do you NOT want K Rool to be in the game? DK has no other good villains. Void Co seems neat but everything about K Rool contrasts perfectly with DK as a character.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:02 PM
No.715361759
>>715363313
>>715361251
yeah but with the baidu link you'd think people would check, even a machine translated post would get the point across
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:15 PM
No.715361778
Is there any link to the leaker
>>715361401
then why is the k rool amiibo compatible with the game?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:18 PM
No.715361789
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:29 PM
No.715361804
>>715361958
>>715362365
>>715361615
it's less that people don't want K. Rool in the game and more that we've done this song and dance before
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:56:54 PM
No.715361917
>>715361982
>>715362079
>>715361787
at the very least I expect a K. Rool-themed costume for DK because if it's anything like the Mario Odyssey amiibo, most Mario-series amiibo unlocked a unique costume and this game has even less to have to worry about making costumes for, I feel like
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:57:29 PM
No.715361958
>>715361804
It just shows how much people like K Rool as a character.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:57:49 PM
No.715361982
>>715362169
>>715361917
It doesnβt seem like there are actual costumes for DK, just different patterns for the overalls.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:48 PM
No.715362067
>>715362293
>>715362401
>>715361615
Why does K. Rool contrast perfectly with DK? What do crocodiles and apes have to do with each other, and why does K. Rool even want DK's banana hoard?
K. Rool's fun and all but I don't care if he comes back or not, and I have no idea why people care enough to schizo about it. To the point where they haven't been able to let it go for over a decade.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:58 PM
No.715362079
>>715361917
by "unqiue," I just mean a costume that was already in the game but it gives it to you for free, not that the costume is amiibo exclusive.
just would feel really weird for them to be like "oh right, Bananza amiibo unlocks a costume for Pauline on top of the KONG blocks, but none of the other DK amiibo unlock anything beyond KONG blocks." Would just be weird imo
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:59 PM
No.715362080
>>715361787
That literally proves nothing, how are some of you THIS dense
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:01 PM
No.715362169
>>715361982
K-Rool themed leather pants incoming lol
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:17 PM
No.715362202
>>715328968
Um yikes....don't be a pdfile dude, if they don't censor they might unalive themselves. It's important to protect grape soda victims' mental states from recognizing these words mkay? Do better
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:52 PM
No.715362245
>>715360882
Wow more sour grapes, what a surprise
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:00:55 PM
No.715362252
>>715361787
For the same reason every other game is compatible with all of the amiibo from their respective franchises.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:01:26 PM
No.715362293
>>715362573
>>715362067
K. Rool wants Donkey Kong dead. It's a personal vendetta thing. He wants the banana hoard because he wants the Kongs to starve to death, he doesn't even like Bananas himself. He wants to conquer DK isle and after that first ass-whooping, it just became very personal, the guy never quit until post-Sluggers
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:01:57 PM
No.715362336
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:02:15 PM
No.715362365
>>715362565
>>715361804
Why does this come up more for K. Rool than for Bowser or Ganon/dorf?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:02:34 PM
No.715362401
>>715362067
>Why does K. Rool contrast perfectly with DK?
Reptiles and primates are the two animal groups that people associate most with prehistory. It's a fun dichotomy. Chrono Trigger plays with the same idea.
>Why does K. Rool even want DK's banana hoard?
Starvation tactics. He wants to take over the island and deprive its inhabitants of resources.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:04:36 PM
No.715362560
>715362336
Notify cares roody poo
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:04:42 PM
No.715362565
>>715362365
>Bowser
Because he's in every fucking Mario game, there's never a question about whether or not he'll show up.
>Ganondorf
But it did happen with him. After BOTW turned Ganon into an amorphous pig monster people BEGGED Nintendo to put Dorf back in, hence TOTK.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:04:47 PM
No.715362573
>>715362771
>>715362293
this would be the equivalent of just removing Bowser from Mario, K. Rool is literally a multiple-personality disorder ridden genocidal maniac who just wants to see the Kong's world burn after he got fucked over with his first invasion attempt. He was THE DK villain for the longest time, so of course people want him back. He hasn't been in anything substantial outside of Smash Bros in 17 years and it was obvious he was in Smash BECAUSE people like him so much
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:05:49 PM
No.715362654
>>715362743
>>715361787
Cmon dude really
>DUDE WHY IS THE TOON LINK AND TP LINK AMIIBOS COMPATIBLE WITH BOTW? ARE THEY IN IT!?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:06:12 PM
No.715362691
>why do people want the main villain of the series to come back
GEE WHAT A FUCKING MYSTERY
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:07:01 PM
No.715362743
>>715362654
they did unlock costumes in those games, so at most, K. Rool-themed pants on DK
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:07:06 PM
No.715362757
>>715362842
>>715362925
>>715328840
no but why the fuck ISN'T waluigi in warioware
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:07:19 PM
No.715362771
>>715363126
>>715362573
>put character in smash because there's enormous popular demand for him
>give him a fun, expressive moveset, satisfying fans and introducing plenty of new players to him
>becomes one of the most memed characters in the early stages of the game, everyone loves him
>immediately shelve him again and pretend like nothing ever happened
Why the fuck is Nintendo like this?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:08:19 PM
No.715362842
>>715362757
Because Waluigi is obsessed with competing with the Mario Bros. in a way Wario isnβt. Wario has a life outside of it, Waluigi does not.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:09:21 PM
No.715362897
>>715362982
Krool was benched for a while because his design didn't fit the mario-mandate era of inoffensive designs, just look at Returns. With Bananza's focus on characters with personality and a lack of qualms with redesigning beloved characters, I'm sure he will likely be in (though tbf mainly just because of the kremling skeletons and crocodile carvings)
I love K Rool as much as the next guy but some of you are acting very retarded over him.
First off he's not in the game. He wasn't in Returns, he wasn't in Tropical Freeze (where I should remind you all that you pulled the same "WHERE IS HE? HE'S TOTALLY THE FINAL BOSS" cope back then too), and he's not in this. This is Nintendo's DK, they do not give a shit about K Rool. The best you'll probably get is a little kremling outfit for Pauline and that's it.
And listen, are you really going to fucking tell me you would buy a $450 console and this $70 game if K Rool was the secret final boss? Cmon man what's wrong with you? If you weren't into the game before you won't be regardless.
Will K Rool ever come back? It's a possibility but he will be front and center and not some 2 but hidden thing. Stop embarrassing the rest of us K Rool fans with this paranoia shit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:09:44 PM
No.715362925
>>715362757
Waluigi is spinoffs: the character. That's the point. He's a joke character meant to be a weird funny anomaly among the Mario cast. He's not gonna get any depth beyond that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:10:28 PM
No.715362982
>>715362897
anon he was still around during the Wii
people here call themselves DK fans yet don't know the Paon era or the Sports era where we literally have a kremlin team competing against Mario
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:10:46 PM
No.715363009
>>715363186
>>715364108
>>715362913
>they do not give a shit about K. Rool
If this was true they wouldn't have rolled out the red carpet for him in Smash.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:11:17 PM
No.715363051
>>715331437
why am I supposed to be mad at this webm
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:12:04 PM
No.715363110
>>715363508
>>715361420
True. New Donk City felt like EPD's attempt to reintegrate arcade-era Mario in series canon. Lady and Jumpman may have been separate characters, but Odyssey bent over backwards to eventually retcon them as Pauline and Mario. Although I could see NOA occasionally nicknaming Pauline "Lady" as a nod to the original games.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:12:19 PM
No.715363126
>>715362771
the K. Rool copium is strong. Like, I hope he's in the game, but I don't think it's gonna take away from my overall enjoyment. I'll be a bit disappointed if all that fanfare just to immediately send him back to the vault was for nothing, but maybe the rest of Bananza will make up for it; we'll see
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:13:10 PM
No.715363186
>>715363246
>>715363009
>Rolled out the red carpet
Listen to yourself. The same fucking game that had a Piranha Plant as a fighter.
Sakurai wanted another DK rep. That's it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:13:54 PM
No.715363228
>>715345130
nigger youve been seeing new things for over 20 years dumb nigger fuck you
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:14:10 PM
No.715363246
>>715363398
>>715363647
>>715363186
You might have slight brain damage; there are official developer comments that literally contradict this
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:14:37 PM
No.715363282
>>715363492
OP has been trying to push his fake leak pretty hard. Do you think he is having fun?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:15:03 PM
No.715363313
>>715363470
>>715361759
>>715361121
Scroll down the comments, theres even an option to only see the OPs posts. You would think people complaining would check themselves but I guess you are all retarded
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:15:59 PM
No.715363368
>>715363608
>>715362913
Tropical Freeze wasn't full of Kremlings and Kremling imagery.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:16:29 PM
No.715363398
>>715364159
>>715363246
Then by all means post it. Please post the official developer comment that says they "rolled out the red carpet for K Rool" or whatever point you're trying to make.
Go on. I'll wait for you right here while you scramble on and try to find your unicorn
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:17:37 PM
No.715363470
>>715363313
anon I obsess baidu shit thanks to toku
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:17:59 PM
No.715363492
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:18:16 PM
No.715363508
>>715364171
>>715363110
Jumpman and Lady have been Mario and Pauline since 94's Gameboy game. They have stated for years that this was the case all through every title to come out after. I don't know why people think this is only a recent thing.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:19:44 PM
No.715363608
>>715363368
Yeah thatβs the thing, previous kope had little to no evidence backing it, this time there is too much to simply just ignore it altogether, regardless how you feel about his chances
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:20:04 PM
No.715363647
>>715363246
Oh I can see we conveniently hit Bump Limit
Just reply to my post in any of the thousands of new DK Bananza threads we'll have in the coming months. I'll get the notification thanks to 4chanX.
Surely you WILL back up your claim yeah? You won't just run away right? Don't be a little bitch, you talked shit now back it up.
I'll be waiting.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:23:10 PM
No.715363872
Not the next thread but still something dk related and big
>>715363673
>>715363009
Sakurai isn't a Nintendo employee, nor is his company owned by Nintendo. The studios that he's worked with, Namco and HAL, to develop Smash aren't owned by Nintendo. They simply publish the series.
K. Rool was added to Smash because Sakurai asked Nintendo, and there was no reason to deny any character requests for things they own. Sakurai is the man who got fucking Banjo and Sora in Smash, he has legit pull in the industry.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:27:21 PM
No.715364159
>>715364686
>>715363398
I'm sure this won't suffice because the original Nintendo website post is just gone, so it's preserved on SmashBoards, but when they specifically talked about K. Rool's trailer's development, Sakurai commented:
"We knew that there was a lot of demand for King K. Rool to join Super Smash Bros., so we decided to tease the viewers, making them think he was coming, before revealing it was a fake β and then showing that he is actually coming. King Dedede appears because, as with the other reveal videos, we were trying to mix in fighters from other series, to give a feeling of it being a collaboration."
there's also the Famitsu column from shortly after the August 8, 2018 Smash Direct that revealed K. Rool in it, where Sakurai stated K. Rool did very well in the 2015 ballot.
there's a link to the SmashBoards preservation, not that you'll genuinely take this "unicorn" seriously:
https://smashboards.com/threads/masahiro-sakurai-talks-about-smash-ultimates-reveal-trailers.517409/
and here's the translation of the Famitsu column, though I also imagine this means nothing to you:
https://x.com/AllSourceGaming/status/1032286190584492032
tl;dr it's pretty fucking obvious K. Rool was added because of his popularity with the fans and not whatever you're trying to peddle as fact.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:27:32 PM
No.715364171
>>715363508
Mario has always been the guy from Donkey Kong. And the name Jumpman was never even used in japan.
Lady and Pauline on the other hand are sometimes treated as different characters in official media. See:
>https://www.mariowiki.com/Pauline#Identity
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:28:45 PM
No.715364247
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:29:07 PM
No.715364275
>>715364616
>>715365093
>>715364108
you're giving Sakurai entirely too much power here, there's plenty of times where Sakurai has acknlowedged he just doesn't have as much, if any say, in a character being added, like Steve, the Fire Emblem characters, and if a new Pokemon is added or not. He has a lot of weight, sure, but he's not nearly as free range as people like to make him out to be
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:30:00 PM
No.715364331
>>715364842
>>715365093
>>715364108
Nintendo could have denied Sakurai, easily. If they really hated K. Rool, they would have just let him be an assist. Waluigi is popular yet still hasn't been playable.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:30:48 PM
No.715364394
Is this shit confirmed a prequel?
The theories about the loli being Mario's daughter are wrong then
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:31:32 PM
No.715364431
>>715365010
>>715362913
Actually yes. K Rool being in game would be something that would make me consider paying 450$ + tip for the console.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:03 PM
No.715364616
>>715365093
>>715364275
He has higher ups ask for things like Steve, but Sakurai has the final say on whether he goes with it or not. Same with Pokemon, he gets with Game Freak for an early look at upcoming starters and gets to choose which one he wants. Stuff like Snake or Terry? 100% Sakurai.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:19 PM
No.715364634
>>715364713
>>715364915
>>715362913
> are you really going to fucking tell me you would buy a $450 console and this $70 game if K Rool was the secret final boss
yeah look im going to be real, i was already going to pirate and emulate this shit anyways IF a "classic DK" model swap mod comes out
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:48 PM
No.715364680
>>715361551
I did, its good but i wasnt a personal fan of the setting or art. I like the gameplay and am excited for their next game though.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:55 PM
No.715364686
>>715364159
So you don't have actual proof? What a fucking liar. I knew I shouldn't have wasted my time with you
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:35:25 PM
No.715364713
>>715364752
>>715364634
>Pirate and emulate
And pray tell how you gonna do that kek
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:36:01 PM
No.715364752
>>715364883
>>715365195
>>715364713
when we get an emulator, obviously.
do you really think we wont?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:37:19 PM
No.715364842
>>715364331
Again, for what reason would Nintendo deny a character request from Sakurai? He was making the game as a personal last request from Iwata. He's always been free to use dead IPs as he wishes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:37:56 PM
No.715364883
>>715365053
>>715364752
Amiibos and co-op will not work with an emulator.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:19 PM
No.715364915
>>715364634
Why are piratefags so fucking stupid? It's just noisy imbeciles yapping nonsense everyday hoping people never ask you to show your actual gameplay because it never exists.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:39:01 PM
No.715364964
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:39:45 PM
No.715365010
>>715365354
>>715364431
nobody think like that, it's insane to read your fanatical nonsense in every thread.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:40:16 PM
No.715365053
>>715365137
>>715364883
show me the co-op in donkey kong.
also you can fake the amiibos with an emulator.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:40:52 PM
No.715365093
>>715364108
>>715364275
>>715364616
>>715364331
FYI he outright states that the DLC picks are mostly higher ups
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:41:28 PM
No.715365137
>>715365252
>>715365053
But is it fun doing it that way?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:09 PM
No.715365195
>>715364752
>When we get [headcanon]
Nintendo got you
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:59 PM
No.715365252
>>715365479
>>715365137
>is it fun now that you dont have to pay 50 dollars for FOMO items that a few cosmetics are locked behind?
yes.
yes it is.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:44:11 PM
No.715365340
>>715339596
Arlo won.
Nu-Paperfags lost
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:44:25 PM
No.715365354
>>715365010
Lots of people do. How many people got hyped for TotK simply because "OG Ganondorf" is back?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:44:55 PM
No.715365397
>>715362913
show me proof he isnβt the game, no?
then stfu.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:45:51 PM
No.715365479
>>715365560
>>715365252
But that's stealing.
You do realize that you can pay the $50 for an item and then get a new $50 from getting paid from your job, or a disability check every month.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:47:15 PM
No.715365560
>>715365479
or i can save that 50 dollars to buy something meaningful.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:50:01 PM
No.715365748