>>718560357
>WHO IS GETTING BTFO?
the player for spending FIVE MINUTES collecting stat upgrades that are used for a whole THIRTY SECOND MINIGAME

as someone who never played kirby air ride, city trial looks lame as fuck. you literaly just drive around aimlessly for 5 minutes collecting icons to boost your stats and then after all of that you have a 30 second race and that's it? literally 5 minutes of fucking around for 30 whole seconds of using what you've collected.

and people think this looks good? and you people are shitting on mario kart world? lmao kirbysnoys are something else

Reminder: Sakurai thinks games are TOO CHEAP. This game will be priced at $100, MINIMUM.

reminder: Sakurai said that, if anything, games are TOO cheap these days. Expect the price to be $100 MINIMUM

reminder: Sakurai said that, if anything, games are TOO cheap these days. Expect the price to be $100 MINIMUM

she's 13
donkey kong '94
94 - 13 = 81
donkey kong released in 1981

1994+13 = 2007
the king of kong is released

>>714831335
>Hey, come on kids! Arlo has a NEW Nintendo exclusive he wants to share with you!
>But.... you have to keep it a secret! *giggles* A SUPER secret!
>So you absolutely can't tell anyone about it, not even your parents!
>Just show up at the local Gamestop, and Arlo will take you to his secret super-incredible Nintendo fan clubhouse to show you!
>Say, how come you wear clothes? You know, Arlo doesn't wear clothes....