Thread 718542308

How could Sakurai do this to us?
I'm literally crying and shaking rn.

>>718542308 (OP)
I blame woke personally

>>718542308 (OP)
Y is a DEI button

WHAT NIGGAS YOU WANT IN

https://tiermaker.com/create/every-kirby-character-16152115

>>718542308 (OP)
It was the anon below me. He personally forced Sakurai to do it.

https://youtu.be/UbuqWUm0cg0
https://youtu.be/OWa55wtKSvQ
https://youtu.be/NIb6NyvhMPw
https://youtu.be/FkH1g4z4TIE

Favorite track so far?

>>718542335
The Kirby hiatus years fucking sucked. Super Star Ultra and Epic Yarn saved the series and barely get any credit despite both setting the new framework Kirby would follow.

>>718542405
I want these niggers back

>>718542493
The water one. Catchy as fuck. They get better each time i listen to them.

I always thought it was weird that Adeline is not only a human, but the only one on Planet Popstar (and a human at all, especially since Earth is CANONICALLY DEAD in the Kirby games), and she's a little girl too.
Like, how the fuck did she get here?
And why is it that she's a rando human (possibly the LAST OF HER KIND) surrounded by walking talking fantasy critters?
They never state her homeworld or where she came from, so wtf
Seriously, what the fuck is the deal with Adeline, and what happened to Earth that made it go frozen?

As someone who played Air Ride religiously as a little shit, I really appreciate all the shots during the direct that were 1:1 remake of those old tutorial vids from the original.
Lots of two second bits that meant nothing to 99% of the people watching, but made me very happy.

>>718542405
every female girl so i can goon myself to death

>>718542498
>Epic Yarn saved the series
Epic Yarn was called the death of the series lmao, especially on /v/

>>718542692
Same, I also noticed some intro shots remade and sprinkled in.

>>718542669
Maybe she's a particularly tall fairy?

>>718542308 (OP)
I am not buying a Switch 2 until splatoon 4. But I would pick up Kirby Air Riders over Mario Kart World.

>>718542737
It really wasn't. There were people bitching about not being able to die, but it still was well-liked. It was also the first console Kirby game after years and celebrated for that.

>>718542493
>>718542594
Waveflow Waters sounds like a track you'd hear in a Sonic Adventure game.

On the topic of Squeak Squad, what IS Nature Notch? Kirby enters it after Dedede punts him down a hole, it starts off in a crystal cave, and then progresses into some kind of tower, and then Kirby falls out of the tower into a Greek flowery paradise And looking at the map of Nature Notch, the crystal cave is inside a tornado with the tower sticking out of the bottom? How does this work?

>>718542541
Wasn't Kine spotted in the background (read: some riders show up in the background) for a split second?

>>718542405
Ripple girl.

>>718542669
Nuclear winter and she's probably a witch

>>718542692
>>718542752
WOWOWOW SIMPLY EPIC REFRENCE NINTENDO PLEASE RAISE THE PRICE

>>718542737
>Epic Yarn was called the death of the series
Find 1 (one) post that said this on release.
I'll wait.

>>718542831
It was decried as another Wii casualization of an already casual game. You really were not on the internet from 2006-2012 where every Wii sequel was shit on except Mario Galaxy and Brawl

>>718542920
what's it like not being able to experience joy?

>>718542908
>Nuclear winter
Wait what?
Do you have a source that Earth fell to nuclear armageddon in the Kirby universe and not just ice age 2?
>she's probably a witch
explain how

>>718543016
Pretty good, makes me happy.

>>718542935
Pretty sure 4chan archives don't go back that far

>>718542995
>Sillydillo
>Pon & Con
>Computer Virus
>Macho-san
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>718542920
NO ONE wants Nintendo to raise the price, stop being hyperbolic
Only psychopaths do

>>718542405
I've mostly got everyone I want but Blade Knight, Drawcia or Galboros would be nice

>>718543082
Thanks for confirming you couldn't do it.
I'd also accept popular game reviews sites saying it.

>>718543142
Sorry that you were 5 in 2010

>>718542493
>Favorite track so far?
Item Bounce 2.

>>718542308 (OP)
I honestly didn't even know anybody played or liked the first game besides me. But yeah it was a fun game honestly.
It was a hidden gem on the gamecube.
Lol.

>>718542868
>what IS Nature Notch?
It's cool.

>>718543207
MY FAURKING HERO!

>>718543203
If they don't add in item bounce or if they replace the music they are officially cowards

>>718542308 (OP)
This mere phrase has meme potential

>>718543196
Why are you so upset?
Just post the quote. It should be easy.
ANY source dated around the release date will do.

>>718543007
This is the truth
People complained aboutSuper Paper Mario

>>718543334
Fuck, posted early
They complained about super paper mario, skyward sword, smooth moves, other m

Every anon here should visit the Kirby Cafe and have the car mouth cake, it’s a fun experience
Also their four cheese pizza is legitimately great

>>718542493
>Mount Amberfalls hits 0:55

Kind of hope Nintendo make a special Kirby Air Riders designed 2 button controller for the game

Rocket Star looks like it charges a bit faster in this game, I hope it's better overall

this looks so much better visually than Mario Kart Wold. World looks like a Switch 1 game.

WHO IS HE

>>718543432
That looks fucking good

>>718543491
what the fuck is this

>>718543329
>u mad
I accept your concession. Again, sorry that you're a zoomer

>>718543007
it was a huge improvement over squake squad, people were happy.
I was not amused because i knew the cancelled NGC title had stuff not present in the game, and magolor was just a marx ripoff.

omg guys i just said item bounce again its 4chans dirty little secret hehee we know what that song is really about dont we brethren?

>>718543462
Waveflow Waters alone shitstomps more-or-less the entirety of MKW. I kinda wish Sakurai didn't spoil it in the direct.

>>718543462
That's cause MKW was designed for the Switch 1.
>>718543528
Weird textures found in some of the levels in Air Ride. Schizo eceleb thinks it hints at a potential scrapped story for the game and that the three eyed monster is some dark matter esque final boss
>>718543491
Intentional btw

>>718543529
>He STILL can't prove his own claim to be true.
>He doesn't know what a "concession" is.
LOL

>>718543207
kek I love the kirby OC thats been coming out during this period

>>718543605
>>718543529

>no wheelie scooter
>no jet star
>no formula star
>no brown kirby
>no top ride
>no checklists
>no tac
>no ufo
>no bouncing items
>no all patch
>no legendary air ride machines
>no air ride formation is approaching
>no dense fog
>no restoration areas
>no rowdy charge tank
>no lighthouse
>no station fire
>no all boxes contain the same item
>no fake power ups
>no wing copy ability
>no vs. king dedede
>no high jump
>no fantasy meadows
>no celestial valley
>no sky sands
>no frozen hillside
>no magma flows
>no beanstalk park
>no machine passage
>no checker knights
>no nebula belt
nice shill post faggot

>>718543491
>>718543604
To top it off, look at this. In one of KAR's other levels, there's some THREE EYED MONSTERS in the background. And...

>>718543432
>Every anon here should visit the Kirby Cafe and have the car mouth cake, it’s a fun experience
How's the big one? Is it also basically just the soft creme/jelly? The tiny one didn't have any particular filling inside so I'm curious. Was still very good though, replaced the cherry with a gummy.

>>718543510
It tastes okay, the toppings are good
The best (food) item on the Kirby Cafe menu imo is the four cheese pizza, the Kirby burger is unironically bad

>>718543586
utem bounce

>>718543689 (me)
...Take a look at this screenshot from Air Riders' Direct

>>718543604
>yet another dark matter rip off
nukirby is such a joke.

>>718543604
>Is Kirby Air Ride set on Planet Popstar or in Dream Land
Honestly I didn't even know these were supposed to be separate places.

>>718543758
the lore deepens

>>718543635
>ESL doesn't know what "concession" means.
You can't win until you post the quote, ESL.
Don't be scared. Don't cry.
Just post the quote. It should be easy. Right?

>>718541572
It's been kind of a long running gag (but not really at the same time) that Kirby has DEEPEST DARK LORE BRO.
Nothing that you should actually take seriously, but it's very interesting to see where a lot of Kirby stories go with their worlds and characters.

>>718543821
>>718543529

>>718543803
Dream Land is the country Dedede rules.
Popstar is the planet Dream Land is in.

>>718543860
>No post
You lose, I win.

>>718542405
Sillydillo's girlfriend

>>718543906
k

>>718543717
I mean, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but that just looks like when Olive Garden used to make personal pizzas.

>>718543717
I really wish I could've gone while I was there, would've gone to the Osaka location but by the time it opened all reservations were booked and my budget was running a bit thin. Petit was my consolation prize at least, wish I would've bought more of the Star Block Scones to take home with me.

>>718542669
I made a thread question what she is and it got deleted

>>718543928
Thanks for admitting you lost.
Concession actually accepted, for real.

>>718543801
You're a joke

>>718543975
>>718543928

>>718543965
they don't want you to know

>>718543717
>looks like some badly cooked egg
what were they thinking?

>>718543985
you are a nujoke

>>718543691
I somehow never took any photos of what the inside of the cake looked like across all 4 of my visits, but that sounds about right, it was mainly jelly and cream inside the cake, was pretty nice
Unfortunately, in my honest opinion, the Princess Peach cake from Super Nintendo World easily cleared the Kirby Cafe’s car mouth cake

>>718543801
>nukirby
>2003

>>718542669
Isekai'd
No seriously she's isekai'd
Not in a "Hit by a truck" isekai but rather something more akin to Alice in Wonderland or Peter Pan

>>718544007
You already admitted you were wrong.
Concession accepted, ESL.

>>718542405
Keke!

>>718544210
>>718543928

>>718543884
This is cool to know. Thanks.

>>718544191
removed content.
Try to seethe a bit harder next time.

>>718544313
>>718544210

>>718543934
>>718544051
Well, they have this better looking mango sorbet dessert designed to look like Waddle Dee’s ass, tasted great too
>Olive Garden
…Don’t know what that is

>>718542493
Why did you force Sakurai to do it?

>>718542405
Scarfy would be fun. Women pick him because he's cute then during his special he turns into his monster form.

>>718544404
>>718544129
>>718543717
Not video games.

>>718542405
dear rat boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2MHMxvydbA

>>718544360
NTA but >>718543758
New big brain/schizo theory is that they're bringing back this hypothetical, speculatory "cut storyline" for a hypothetical story mode for Air Riders

>>718543918
Is Sillydillo a tits man?

>>718544442
>Women

here comes el rato

every modern kirby villain is basically just a marx clone or a dark matter clone when you think about it

>>718544570
Women fucking love Kirby dude

>>718542405
other than starman and kawasaki this roster sucks.

>>718542405
I want a Shadow Kirby alt costume

>>718544606
wew, thought I was shadowbanned
ok tranny

There are HOT JAPANESE MILFS who LOVE Kirby and they are IN YOUR AREA RIGHT NOW!!!

>>718543663
how do people know all that's not in the game? is the game out yet?

>>718544404
Lol, that's funny.

>>718544576

i love this gif

>>718544570
bitches love kirb

>>718544586
Please explain how Sectonia, Star Dream, and Elfilis are Marx or Dark Matter clones

>>718544404
doesn't look that tasty but i hate candy anyway.
The car cake looked actually yummy, how is the actual coffee, any good tea?

>>718544586
Magolor is a Marx clone done better thanks to more development (though I prefer Marx's design)
Taranza doesn't fall into either archetype
Sectonia is arguably a Possessed-Dedede archetype?
Susie doesn't fall into either archetype
Haltmann is arguably a Possed-Dedede archetype?

>>718544735
I won't.

>>718544717
Only japs because it's basically Hello Kitty there. In the west, it's pure tranny territory.

>>718544639
How?

>>718544649
>can't even think about the concept of women without thinking about trannies
c'mon fella I just know a good friend's wife who loves the games

>>718544735
I would say Elfilis fits into the Marx category, just with a twist as Elfilin technically still is a good guy

>>718544815
nta but I guess he thinks it needs escargoon

>>718543437
Taranza's evil alt design is so much better than his default look. Cuck spider can't catch a break

>>718542669
>only one
Only because they killed her older brother and pretend he never happened.

If there was ONE guest character, who should it be and why is it Hakurei Reimu?

>>718544639
>Kirby (minus brown)
>dinky ass waddle doo
>Susie
>Gooey
>KNUCKLE JOE
I'm gonna shove Knuckle Joe's fist up your ass for speaking such heresy.

>>718544129
>the Princess Peach cake from Super Nintendo World easily cleared the Kirby Cafe’s car mouth cake
I'd expect it to, I wanted to try it but 3.5K yen for a cake stung a bit too hard since I only went to USJ at the tail end of my trip. Probably would've gotten it if I hadn't already splurged on the Live A Live cafe though. Did get the bean pole cake though, pretty good, reminded me of a cake they sell where I live.
>>718544404
Damn, looks nice, they had something similar at Petit with these small puddings, I got the lychee one because blue, very cute and you get to keep the jar it came in.

>>718544870
she is her brother

>>718542308 (OP)
The Sakurai fanboying is so fucking forced. 99% of people that worship him didn’t even know he existed until Smash Ultimate

>>718542405
King Doo

>>718544870
You mean Ado?
Ado is a girl too, Ado is basically proto-Adeline

>>718544856
I mean I wouldn't mind Escargoon but it seems like a good mix of the classic and newest cast so far. I've pretty much got the major characters I wanted in so just some bonuses like Blade knight, Buggzy or Drawcia would be cool.

>>718544948
Ah yes, the famously obscure creator of the minor series Kirby and Smash Bros was unknown for the longest time, alongside his very minor Kid Icarus reboot

>>718544873
>Reimu voring enemies for the copy ability

>>718544873
Wait, there was a Kirby x Touhou crossover? And it's not just a joke?

>>718544780
Their coffee is actually pretty good and you can have several different designs on top of the hot coffee; their drinks are nice too, the Doctor Kirby soda tastes great although part of its gimmick is that you have to mix it like Doctor Kirby does which takes a bit of time but the staff guid you

>>718545017
Yeah, kind of. Normalfag social media zoomers did not know who he was until Smash ultimate. And yes the Kid Icarus reboot is incredibly minor in the grand scheme of things

>>718544873
>Touhou content doesn't get in smash
>But it somehow gets in a Kirby spinoff game where it doesn't really belong

>>718542308 (OP)
Why do "people" make up imaginary people in their head to make fun of?
An example is Vinesauce Vinny made a nasally voice and said "Sakurai, we need a battlepass in this game", like who is asking for battle passes in big enough numbers?

>>718544948
he actually markets himself

>>718544918
Seeing all the Kirby stuff in shops in Japan really reminds you that Kirby is pretty big, bigger than what a lot of posters seemed to think before
Like seriously, you can find Kirby paraphernalia in almost any kind of toy shop there

>>718545053
Taiko crossover, along with Youkai Watch and Phoenix Wright. Since Kirby is second party he gets to do fun shit like this.

>>718542692
Sakurai and his video team knows how to do these things. The experience is plainily seen in the Smash Bros scenes.

>>718544873
Sorry, it's going to be Cirno
>>718545149
I don't think he's making fun of people who want battlepasses (because they don't exist), but rather the concept of battle passes himself and how they're so forced

>>718545216
It's been nice here in Australia as a Kirby fan to see merch pop up in stores here now.

>>718545220
*sips drink*
Yup, just like Miyamoto always intended.

>>718545259
>the concept of battle passes himself
the concept of battle passes itself*
Sorry, I had a brain fart

>>718543432
Nobody goes to those cafes for food. It's the experience. It usually goes
>the food was ok
>but I really like the experience

>>718544870
>her older brother
It's literally just her. Always has been. HAL's autistic about this and don't want to admit it for whatever reason.

>>718545216
>Seeing all the Kirby stuff in shops in Japan really reminds you that Kirby is pretty big, bigger than what a lot of posters seemed to think before
Tell me about it, Kirby stuff is fairly rare where I live so I tend to have an "if I see something I'm interested in out in the wild in person I'll get it" policy, but I had to tune it waaaay the hell down while in Japan else I would've ended up broke. I didn't get these but they're probably my favorite example of some of the Kirby stuff I saw over there, this was around the time a festival was going to happen mind you.

>>718542692
With most of the shown tracks being based on the old ones, it kinda feels like this is just an HD remaster of the original with some extras.

>>718543432
That looks like shit

>>718545319
Marvelfags are quaking in their boots at the sight of this crossover, they can't compete

>>718542405
He's in

>>718542405
WHERE
WHERE IS ADELEINE?

Air Riders amiibos pls

>>718543491
>>718543689
The fag who made that video was faking his reaction to these so hard on the stream. I've never seen acting so bad.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BIO SPARKS!

>>718545495
in bed with me

>>718545259
>I don't think he's making fun of people
I know, but it was out of nowhere. City Trials is being showcased and suddenly battlepass shittalk.

>>718545495
is it bad that I think she's kinda cute
And not in a "Aw, how cute" kind of way
Like, if she was grown up I'd probably goon

>>718545495
She was cutest before the hair loss set in.

>>718543053
not him but crystal shards

>>718545692
Pix niggas

>>718545362
And then there’s places like this, which are always crowded and always had people buying stuff, really makes you think that Kirby merch would work well in other places if given the pokemon merch treatment (I bought the 10k yen Kirby Outdoor Products backpack just because it looked cool)
But enough about merch and cafes, we should talk more about Air Riders
…Or about what kinds of merch could come out of Air Riders

>>718545692
NIGGA IS JUST DIAMONDS. WHY DO YOU WANT THAT

>>718545692
Based

>>718545362
Speaking of Kirby merch here in the US I've seen people wearing Kirby hats/shirts a fair amount ever since FL released.

Kirby sucks

>>718545692
what even was pix

>>718545786
No you haven't.

>>718545692
That choice makes absolutely no sense and would actively make the game worse
...
Sakurai, is that you?

>>718545812
Some kind of alien security system

>>718545836
Yes I have

>>718545810
Yeah and it's great

>>718545786
a black woman where I work wears a kirby shirt often

>>718545746
>…Or about what kinds of merch could come out of Air Riders
Rocket Star backpack/slingbag or bust

>>718545875
And then everyone stood up and clapped.

>>718542405
If we count the Dark Matter-looking guy at the end of the direct, then that leaves us with possibly 11 characters for the base roster judging by the row spacing.
>Marx
>Bonkers
>Buggzy
>Daroach (with a Dark Daroach alt)
>Pon/Con (shared slot)
>Lolo/Lala (shared slot)
>Adeleine
>Taranza
>Elfilin
>Fecto Elfilis (with a Perfect Elfilis alt)
>Clawroline

>>718542405
seems like galacta knight was deconfirmed by one of mk's alts so im all on butterfly man now

>>718546050
loved this design ever since I first saw it in Project M

>>718542308 (OP)
>Bandai Namco Studios again

>>718545931
Is she hot?

>>718545960
We clap for a lot of things but not for that.

>>718546050
What if all of the knights are unlockable costumes for Meta?

>>718546123
>We
But enough about your tranny discord.

>>718546121
What does it mean that Sakurai chose to work with Bamco on Air Riders instead of HAL when HAL did the original Air Ride under Sakurai when he was still around?

>>718546123
No.

>>718546220
Because he's worked with them for longer than HAL at this point, and it frees HAL to work on other Kirby games

>>718542703
Gooning is trooning

>>718546341
nuh uh

>>718546220
HAL is 2 busy throwing more stuff into Forgotten Discovery Land World

>>718546251
That's a shame.

Fuck now I actually want to find Adeleine r34

>still have to wait three months
why couldn't this have been the september release

>>718542405
Here's 10 I'd be happy with

>>718545692
I need something like this in the game. Even Starman and Cappy are recognizable reoccurring enemies.
Give me a literal fucking who one time Kirby mook.

>>718542308 (OP)
Maybe we can disable the special button in the race configs.

>>718546514
Crossworlds is coming out in September. Given that Nintendo also makes good money from Sonic games being on their consoles, they probably talked out release times to not have another Wonder/Superstars situation.

>>718546528
Sorry, Skud got cancelled because of associations with his brother.

>>718542995
>Rick
They better.

>>718546341
Wow. That's actually profound and true.

>>718544985
>proto-Adeline
Considering her Japanese name is Adorēnu, most folks just assume it's the same character.

>>718542308 (OP)
We Dark Souls now

>>718542308 (OP)
The whole direct felt like a subtle shitpost.

>>718547020
look at him go

>>718542405
I've never played a Kirby game to completion so this is purely based on looking at them and going "yes I would like to play as this bird" besides the anime guys
The mummy rabbit kirby is pretty adorable actually, what game is he from

>>718547020
That's supposed to be cute?

>>718546514
Mario 40th anniversary. Mario Wonder Switch 2 edition, at least that's my guess

>>718547087
Subtle?

>>718547140
That's one of those undead Beanbons from Mass Attack.

so what is this logo meant to be
what is sakurai hiding

It's Buttontrailton.

OK but what Fire Emblem characters will be playable

>>718547301
Top Ride

>>718547250
By modern standards, yes. Western media couldn't do anything similar without stacking a dozen lampshades on it.

>>718547356
Hey what do you have against lololo and lalala

>>718542405
I already have Gooey. I don't need some random ass retarded character like generic mook with dildo up his ass.

>>718544815
generic boring safe corporate mandated character choices approved by committee.

>>718544856
now we are talking.

>>718544882
>daydreaming about some dude's asshole
i like knuckle joe, but not because i jerk off to him. Not a game seller anyway, 2/10

>>718542308 (OP)
>have to mash the control stick to open the boxes in the City trial thing

Why not just assigned that to a button? he wants us to fuck up our joycons.

>>718545076
hey that's nice, pretty based of them to make their own soda.

>>718542308 (OP)
Such a fucking stupid concept. Who the hell wants "specials"? Its like final smashes in smash bros., cool concept, never used.

>>718547576
>Why not just assigned that to a button?
he's giving you two buttons and now you want 3? stop being greedy

>>718545076
>he Doctor Kirby soda tastes great although part of its gimmick is that you have to mix it like Doctor Kirby does which takes a bit of time but the staff guid you
This is the most infantile retard thing I've ever read.

>>718547576
>NOOOOOOOO TWO BUTTONS ISN'T ENOUGH BECAUSE.... I JUST NEED MORE, OK!?!?!

>>718542308 (OP)
Was he trolling us with these segments where it looked as if he was reading something so basic it's from an instruction manual?

might goon to adeleine r34 tonight

>>718547576
I bet you order 3 burgers at mcdonalds every time you go there too don't you fat fuck

>>718542405
Mostly just want some animal buddies.

>>718547250
this one triggered me so fucking hard because AR plays like nothing i have ever seen in my life and i have played plenty of racing games. This is just asking for people to get upset when they try the game and turns out is nothing like it.

>>718547408
super babby mode deluxe boss fights that aren't fun but they keep coming back for some reason, also their designs are boring.
>inb4 "but whispy"
He actually has his boss fights changed up sometimes, Lololo and Lalala are eternal block pushers.

>>718547740
because the controller has more than two, you stupid fuck soccerguy

>>718547787
No, the troll was any humans being involved with shilling City Trial.

>>718547680
>>718547857
Greedy ungrateful fucks like you don't deserve video games

>>718542405
I really like Meta Knight's goons you fight in the NES Kirby game. The two cats from Forgotten Land too
Otherwise I'm already happy because Knuckle Joe is playable, love its design.
Looking through that tiermaker page makes me really want some kind of monster collecting Kirby spin off, so many cool designs

>>718547857
the other buttons are just there as a prank anon

>>718542669
jettisoned from the dead earth in a pod like superman

>>718543717
>>718543432
Do they still carry Metaknight's Secret Late Night Parfait?
>A parfait made from a base of chocolate soft cream and banana. The patissier’s craftsmanship shines with the Metaknight’s sword and cape decorations.

>>718545349
BALD

>>718547979
kek

>>718547857
this is the king of guy that maps every single action to a keyboard

>>718542493
Steamgust Forge is the only one that sounds like a Kirby OST

>>718547787
It's a sequel to a 21 year old game, and not a bog-standard Mario Kart clone, he had to drill the concept into newfags' skulls.

>>718547576
>Anon demanding a third button after being given 2 already

I wonder what Sakurai is like as a boss. Do you think he ever went into a furious rage and humiliated an employee who fucked up?

>>718542308 (OP)
Game looks good!

>>718547690
But enough about Sony's movie games...

HE'S IN

>>718548139
i think he is the kind of guy that gives no fucks who you are and genuinely just wants to play games. This is both good and bad, as it also implies he is a bit of a narcissist.

>>718548207
Weird tribal post. My post has nothing to do with video games, period, and more of a corporate franchise. Are you retarded, perchance?

>>718548226
Ridley is too unfriendly

>>718547576
The boxes? The boxes with an icon of a box above them?

The game won't be complete if there isn't a remix of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPfwbTteNE

>>718547915
>>718547972
>>718548041
Enjoy your Balan Wonderworld, you stupid cocksuckers.

>>718548404
oops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

>>718542308 (OP)
there should have also been seperate buttons for the quick spin and to use items/copy abilities

>>718546528
Chacha!

>>718544586
Even the Dark Matter clone?

>>718542405
Every single animal buddy and Marx
I also really want Kabula to show up but she is not playable character material. Maybe they could have a ride modelled after her. Blimps are cool.

>>718547854
>but they keep coming back for some reason
?
They've only shown up in a few games. Some of them as literal stage hazards
>>inb4 "but whispy"
They haven't even shown up anywhere nearly as much as Whispy that comparison doesn't make sense

>Gamers in 2001: "I only need 1 button to effectively race, strategize, and conquer all of the trials that await me in this game's many challenges."

>Gamers in 2025: "UMMM I NEED A BUTTON TO SPECIAL AND I NEED A BUTTON TO DRIFT AND I NEED A BUTTON TO SPIN AND I NEED A BUTTON TO USE ITEMS I NEED THEM I NEED THEM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND"

How did gaming become so casualized? The special button was a mistake.

I bought a Canadian version of this game for like $10 from some not very good looking woman who also sold nudes on etsy a decade ago

>>718542405
Bill Clinton

>>718547915
What do specials add to the game? Anyone playing this game will turn those off immediately and online lobbies will have them off 98% of the time if the option is available.

Think about final smashes. How many clips have you seen come out of the community that include final smashes? Maybe a handful over the course of the YEARS they've been around. Going to be the same thing with "specials", friendo.

>>718547356
Man I didn't even think about the Fairy Queen. Now that would be a deep cut.

>>718547854
>they keep coming back for some reason
Bro...

>>718548480
not even the same genre

>>718542308 (OP)
The checklist is probably back. I noticed the sound effect here
https://www.youtube.com/live/QtkHiB7WKf4?si=fXaxPFKz9GRgoqJ2&t=73

>>718548995
One button games are all the same genre.

>>718548598
>>718548979
more than one appearance is one too many
lololo and lalala can suck my balalalls

>Sakurai knows City Trial is the main draw of the game
>only one map and only 5 minute matches if you play online with randos

Update:
Just jacked off to adeleine r34 and came so hard my penis hurts

>>718549237
He did the smart thing by significantly beefing up Air Ride while taking a "not broken, don't fix it" approach with City Trial.

>>718549341
>beefing up
He flew over the entirety of it in 10 seconds lmao. I can't imagine how claustrophobic it was on GC.

>>718548436
Reminder that Marx doesn’t has hands so he isn’t going to make it

>>718549237
He shows that the time can be adjusted

Jigga Doo

>>718545495
3 > SA > 64

>>718549237
The one map is dissapointing, but they can always add more later down the line. And the one CT map they do have right now does look like a good one, it definetly has more depth and size compared to the GC map without being so big that you can't run into players regularly.

Also the addition of events like spontaneous but optional melees and races are great ideas.

>>718549557
>SA
sonic adventure???

>>718549598
sexual assault

>>718548139
Nah, he is not like Miyamoto who threw an artist into a rape dungeon for daring to draw Toadsworth.

>>718549503
From which game is this color based on?

>the smallest sandbox on the entire gaming planet
>grind it for five minutes
>blow your load on some shitty minigame
Who the fuck is this for?

>>718547301
What is this from? It definitely looks like a 3D model at the very least.

>>718549730
You never played Air Ride, did you?

>>718549847
I played Smash 3DS and that was equally shitty.

>>718549889
nah fuck you smash run was fun

>>718549889
OK so the answer is "no". Sit down and be humble.

>>718549926
Ah, you're brown.

>>718542669
literally just bought this plush just now because of your post

>>718549947
Smash Run 3DS was based on City Trial, and you know that. Maybe you need to sit down and be humble.

>>718549817
It's the avatar from the official twitter account.
https://x.com/KirbyAirRiders

>>718550045
Bubsy is based on Super Mario Bros, what's your point?

>>718550092
I accept your concession + you're brown.

so is this masked dedede or is it dark matter or what

>>718549730
>>718549847
>>718549889
>"I hate hamburgers!"
>"Have you eaten hamburgers before?"
>"I've eaten liver so yes."
Food analogy.

The new map is bigger on paper but the original one had more texture and verticality. There's also no multi-story building like the parking lot. It looks too easy to play on unironically.

>>718550197
>least retarded chatbot

>>718550195
forgot pic

>>718550212
There's a huge underground section, the fuck you mean.

>>718550212
>There's also no multi-story building like the parking lot.
I hated climbing that shit, but you'd always have to check because legendary parts would usually spawn there.

>>718549730
City Trial has been one of /v/'s favorite multiplayer experiences for years. Why haven't you loaded up dolphin to try it before?

>>718549975
not an argument

>>718542308 (OP)
Sakurai is refreshingly informal to be honest. The one thing I hate more than anything about Nintendo is how formal they are about everything and how everything has to be laid out in official terminology like someone severely autistic regardless of how stunted it sounds.

>>718542308 (OP)
>But, if we press B, B, B, or Y, Y, Y and B, B, B, or Y, Y, Y again, you'll be sucked.

>>718550387
Because my friends and I were playing actual multiplayer games on GC, not endless 5 minute roguelike with pink suck and blow faggot.

>>718550265
Phantom Forgo Shadow Masked King Dark Matter DDD-Mind EX DX 2.0's Revenge (forma de rider)

>>718550212
The building in the middle has multiple stories which you can easily see.

>>718550423
It's funny cause at the same time Sakurai will take a moment to explain that the Dpad helps you turn as if you've never heard of a video game before

>>718550494
And yet you came into a thread about pink suck and blow faggot. Were you looking for something?

>>718550387
Even as a kid I found it to have little to no replay value and knew the control style was shitty.
It's charming for what it is, but it barely qualifies as a complete game.

>>718542493
The remake of the original menu theme which I always really liked. But out of these, Steamgust Forge.

>>718550660
>Were you looking for something?
(You)s and shameless billion dollar company defense

>>718550752
Brown.

>>718550693
... maybe you were just a retarded kid.

>>718550650
this could be someones first videogame

>>718542669
Considering the robot super-factories on Earth that are still managing to run themselves, I'm pretty sure humans managed to get off the planet before the second ice age set in. The fact that Adeline exists at all means there are humans out there somewhere.

>>718550798
India is an open-air sewer full of 75 IQ shit eating retards, and Israel is an open-air sewer full of 100 IQ child raping goblins. Try again.

>Sakurai beat the allegations
APOLOGIZE!

>He brought back the 2D images of food

Thank goodness

>>718542405
She

if no this guy then me no buy

>>718551119
He's dead jim, you're getting Elfilin instead

>>718542405
Mr Shine and Mr Bright

>>718542692
Sakurai's mind is a video game museum.

>>718551119
I don't think he wants to be around vehicles anymore.

>>718542669
>>718550862
>Game about finding Adeleine's family
>Throughout the game you travel to different planets and at each one find out how Adeleine's family was slowly whittled away planet by planet
>Only her father remains alive on the final planet
>He was an artist with skills like Adeleine
>Filled with distraught and unable to leave the planet for reasons, he focused all his work on trying to paint one final image of his daughter so he could see her in some way
>All his failed attempts to draw her became shit like Drawcia
Would that work or be too lore-autistic?

Lore is how you make redditors get into a long-term media series.

>>718542405
I love how every sakurai game discussion devolves into roster fagging now. People will be digging up obscure characters when speculating the kid icarus rising sequel

>>718551119
dude got demolished by a semi-truck, there is no return

>>718550563
It should look like this

>>718548518
sir, a second button has been added to the controls. unfortunately.

>>718551523
Wait, did Pajeet flip on him on the Florida interstate?

>>718551145
Dark Matter's supposed to be dead, too, yet here he is.

i don't understand

>>718551664
That guy? >>718550265
Not Dark Matter

>>718551563
You wouldn't bump into other players nearly as often if you made the map that vertical and added a bunch of little islands.
Also the bottom of your pic would turn into the temple stage from melee you fucking madman.

>>718551119
Dude I'm the local Elfilis autist and even I've accepted he's not making the cut. Elfilin existing is basically a death sentence on him showing up again as much as it pisses me off. We haven't even seen Void return and he didn't have a cuter version that became Kirby's friend cockblocking him. It hurts less if you accept fate...

>>718551783
Looks just like him.

>>718552115
This was altered to make it postable, btw. Kikes and jeets are making it impossible to post this jeet's face.

>>718542308 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiive—whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more

>>718544805
You only think that because you spend more time talking to trannies on the internet than you do with women in general.

How is that message not auto-filtered yet?

>>718542308 (OP)
>2 buttons
>not on the Switch 1
Bravo!!

>>718551772
Its simple
Eflis tried slaming the planets together, so kirby slamed him with a flying truck

These are the only machines that aren't announced for the game yet?

>>718552697
Sakurai fears the scooter.

>>718552768
Literally the most fun in the entire game. It better be in damn it

>>718552697
Sakurai was actively avoiding some parts during the CT demo so the legendary machines are definitely still in.
Flight was exclusive to Free Run which hasn't even been mentioned yet so not surprised it hasn't been seen.
Scootie and Jet were both pretty popular, and Drag Races still exist giving Formula its niche, so I expect all of them to be back.

>>718551772
ultimate life form not so ultimate after meeting 35,000 lbs of hopes, dreams, steel and a diesel powered internal combustion engine.

>>718551772
I really should replay FL now that the Switch 2 upgrade is dropping next week.

>>718542669
She flew away from Shiver Star when it became apocalyptic and crashed into Popstar.

>>718552768
My favorite Wheelie.

>>718542669
Sakurai hates human characters in Kirby´s world.

>>718542669
Following the Lovecraft concept of the Dream Lands, she might be a dreaming human and what we see is the avatar of her consciousness.
Would also explain her sporadic appearances. When you wake up, your avatar just poofs.

They've shown so little content so far that it seems much more like a remaster instead of a sequel.

>>718553275
Let's be fair, nothing can stand up to the combined power of Kirby and Optimus Prime.

>>718552481
I've actually met multiple women into video games, and none of them cared for Kirby. By my anecdotal experience, it isn't biological women.

So is the minigame the actual main feature everyone plays in this game? Sorta like the minigames in Pokemon Stadium? I wasn't aware of Air Ride's existence when it was relevant, which is weird because I'm a pretty big Kirby guy.

>>718554321
>I've actually met multiple women into video games, and none of them cared for Kirby
Why are they gay

>>718554415
Good morning saar.

>>718542405
>>718542541
I'm only buying this game if Kine is in it. I've never baseded out for a Smash Bros trailer but I'll be excited if they add Kine

>>718544576
Anyone got the version where four of him are chasing Void Termina?

>>718554461
he's got a point

>>718554520
Good morning saar.

>>718547301
>>718549817
It could be possible that this game has some form of collectibles you can get similar to Trophies. We see in game that you do win money by doing City Trial and Racing, so I imagine that like previous Kirby games this game will have some form of collectibles you can get. Gotta give kids something you can do to keep them engaged with the game when they are just playing solo.

>>718545349
they don't want to admit you were beating up an innocent little girl who just wanted to paint because kirby is too autistic to talk to anyone instead of trying to eat them

>>718554327
Imagine if you needed to grind a bunch of Pokemon to level 10 to play the minigames in Stadium. That's Kirby Air Ride.

>>718554497
He's chilling in the background as an NPC. Some people say this means he's deconfirmed, even though Starman was shown as a NPC right before being playable

>>718554841
Starman is a generic mook, Kine is one of a kind

>>718554327
Air Ride had three game modes. The standard race mode, Top Ride, and City Trial. Top Ride goes further into 'minigame' territory than the other two, being smaller, shorter, and playing very differently.

While City Trial was intended to be a side attraction, it took off super hard. Its essentially a precursor to the modern battle royale format.

>>718551563
>we want the camper audience

>>718554979
he can't be the only fish in the entire galaxy

>>718554979
In smash, if you choose Dedede on Dream Land he disappears from the background
I don't see why that couldn't happen here

>>718542308 (OP)
>this is a 55 year old
god damn I need to hit up an asian market or something
how do japs do it?

>>718554327
City Trial was supposed to be a side mode but the devs accidentally invented virtual cocaine instead.

>>718542405
If lolsowacky tongue retard gets in, where the FUCK is Poppy Bros Sr or Jr?

even synthetic man liked the preview

>>718553275
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ9Jel6ePQc

>>718555243
Rice with every meal.
Seriously doe, I've done this for a decade and I'm getting carded in my mid 30s.

>>718555243
his face looks old
he just takes care of his hair and shape while most men that age are fat, bald and let their beard grow unattended like hobos

>>718549730
it does sound like complete shit, and yet somehow it is incredibly fun

>>718555894
Not going to spend $70 to test your theory. Well, really 570, but let's pretend I own a Switch 2.

>>718542405
squishy
>literally who
the common squid enemy

>>718542405
Brown Kirby

>>718555274
Senior has been dead since Ultra

>>718555169
similar things happen with assist trophies lol. knuckles can't appear as an assist on green hill zone because he runs in the background.

>>718556552
Squisheh is the best

>>718549503
patapon

>>718549503
WADDLE DOO IS A

>>718549503
WORLD OF DOO

>>718542308 (OP)
>tfw as a kid i used to main blue kirby on the faggio and have the purple kirby on the pink washing machine, green kirby on the dark star, and yellow kirby on that retarded spherical star with the 3 red dots and play on celestial valley when not doing the city mode
kino
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__QUX1Rg54A&list=RD__QUX1Rg54A&start_radio=1

I really thought he was a new character

>>718559001
30 years of irrelevancy until Sakurai decided this lil nigga was adorable

>>718559001
>>718559086
Starman was always based, he just needed one chance in the spotlight.

>>718559086
He was in the literal latest game lol

>>718559086
Pretty sure he is in Return to Dreamland Deluxe.

>>718550212
It does seem small for 16 players and increased base speed. Feels strange to say that the map in a modern Nintendo game should be bigger.

>>718559182
>>718559272
i didn't mean in the sense that he hasn't shown up lol I meant that nobody cared and now Sakurai told everyone to love him

>>718559272
>Return to Dreamland Deluxe
That worth borrowing from the library just for the Magolor mode?

>>718543329
You're a fucking moron zoomer. That was absolutely the consensus online at the time.

>>718559786
Yes

The main downsides are the weird artstyle and dedede design which you may or may not like, and the censored Wing ability

>>718559830
Literally every Kirby community was looking forward to it since it was the first console Kirby in nearly a decade.

>>718552021
It looks nothing like him nigger have you actually looked at a side by side?

I love Kirby

>>718560157
(sexually)

>>718560237
Okay fine you got me...

>>718560281
How will you repent for your sins?

>>718560343
By giving money to Nintendo

>>718560109
hes got dark matter hair but the dedede crown

So now that he's finishing air riders
is he going back to smash?

>>718560519
KIU next

>>718560519
bamco is doing kirby air riders so HAL is doing smash

>>718560671
>smash but it's kirby characters only

>>718560519
I hope he retires from smash and they just make generic safe sequels now. Idc he deserves to move on from it and the smash community doesn't deserve him.

I'd be perfectly happy if Nintendo never does another song with vocals again.

>>718561792
What's triggered you this time.

>>718561792
smash ultimate and dk bananza have kino vocals

>>718542405
I'm planning on playing meta knight. I haven't played many kirby games besides air ride but I hope they add that sexy fairy princess with the braided pigtails and the glasses

besides the main niggas I barely know anyone
which games do I have to play to keep up with kirby characters and lore?

>>718561943
Unironically all of them, even the obscure spin-offs. Though it really doesn't matter for anyone but lore autists. It's like Touhou in that regard.

>>718561943
Dream Land 1
Adventure (or Nightmare in Dreamland)
Dream Land 2
Dream Land 3
Super Star (or Super Star Ultra)
64
Amazing Mirror
Squeak Squad
Return to Dream Land
Triple Deluxe
Robobot
Star Allies
Forgotten Land

>>718561840
song with vocals

>>718562086
Block Ball is canon
Super Star Stacker is canon
Kirby Clash is canon
Kirby Air Ride is canon
Kirby Canvas Curse is canon
Kirby Rainbow Curse is canon
Kirby's Epic Yarn is canon

>>718543432
Is Carby going to be in this game?

>>718561852
COLORS WEA-

>>718545134
Imagine if they added geno and mallow

>>718561943
>characters
All of them, take your pick, whichever you find interesting. Kirby has a lot of friends.
>lore
Most games are fairly self-contained, there wasn't much in the way of overarching lore until recently. Some games may have sequels or are loosely connected by lore.
Dreamland trilogy + 64
Amazing Mirror + Triple Deluxe
Canvas Curse + Rainbow Curse
RtDL onwards started some ancient civilization lore

>>718562162
They're canon but they're not main games and aren't referenced again. I wanted to make a simple list with what you'd need to know for Kirby. Personally I really liked Epic Yarn as a game.

>>718562160
Yeah, people's voices make me lose my shit, too.

>>718562162
>Air Riders is canon and everyone can steal copy abilities if need be

>>718542405
The one
The only
The final
MOTHERFUCKING BUGZZY

But in all seriousness, all my wanted real characters are probably already in the game as playable. I mean, for fuck's sake Sakurai already gave us the lowest of lowest enemy Cappy as playable alongside a literal final boss like Magolor. It's mostly just a matter of which small enemies do you want playable. Off the top of my head, I'd love to see Gim, Simirror, and Capsule J. That last one ain't happening, but it would be nice.

>>718542569
Good to be back, though I never really left so much as I haven't seen a Kirby thread in ages.

>>718544129
> Unfortunately, in my honest opinion, the Princess Peach cake from Super Nintendo World easily cleared the Kirby Cafe’s car mouth cake

I was there last month.
Digging into that cake with your bros while the Comet Observatory theme plays in the cafe is a 10/10 experience. I'll remember it for a long time.

Will main pic related. I just think that spears and upgraded mooks are neat.

>>718562612
I've always loved my little dude, but I rather hate that they moved him from being Dedede's loyal no. 2 to being Kirby's friend.

>>718561792
It's only the English versions that always sound so bad. They get terrible sounding singers for them.

>>718561792
>Metroid Prime 4 gets a bubbly vocal theme

>>718562724
To be fair, the English lyrics are really bad. It sounds like a literal translation of the Japanese lyrics without any attempt to adapt them.

>>718561792
I don't really like how they added a voice line to the power ups and stars.

what is it about this spherical fuck that makes fujos lose their minds

>>718563047
>he doesn't like kamen rider belt voices

>>718562984
I thought that's what /v/ wanted

>>718563083
It's not really that, the more I think about it maybe it's just the voice itself I don't like. Like if you got the melee announcer to read off shit like FIRE and SWORD or SWERVE STAR I'd probably love it.

>>718542405
I already got my nigga Gooey in and Marx is pretty much guaranteed so at this point anyone is an extra. Though it's a tie between Adeline/Ribbon, any of the animal buddies or Pon and Con.
As for mooks I'd go for axe knight, squishy or batamon for shits and giggles.
Neve evers/meme picks are Scargoon, the NME Salesman, Captain Vul and Gryll.

>>718542405
she better be in the game

is waddle doo a separate playable character?

>>718563608
Adeleine is so adorable

>>718563698
Yep

>>718562269
his animation are ass, but his style is fantastic (RIP)

What is it with Nintendo giving all their games anime themes as of late?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53D4J2VL-0

>>718564043
Man that track is so ass. Worst part of the direct by far

Especially the Japanese theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyBflsZU4AM

>>718564102
The Japanese one is better (I'm not >>718564086
btw)

is he in?

>>718564043
specially uncomfortable considering kirby's anime had it's own style when came to music.
I think is sakurai thing though, he did KI Uprising and has a weird obsession with FE.

genuine question, why is it if i search for this, hoping for an official source to be the top of the list, that some faggot eceleb is first?

>>718565545
the youtube algorithm is retarded and pozzed

>>718548094
This. Glad we got at least some marching kino like the original. I hope they add an option to play the original City Trial song.

>>718555330
Rice is just empty carbs. Must be the green tea those japs love chugging a gallon a day.

>>718564102
Sounds like something out of Precure.
Kinda weird decision.

Ive never played a kirby game should I start with this one

>>718565545
>kirby air riders surprised me?
>kirby air riders ambushed me?
>kirby air riders looks intimidating?
>kirby air riders in the middle of the night?
>kirby air riders knows my home address?
>kirby air riders kirby air riders broke in?
>kirby air riders has a gun?
>kirby air riders is in the main hall?
>kirby air riders has three friends with it?
>kirby air riders is raiding the cupboards for alcahol?
>kirby air riders, taking the tv and the blender?
>kirby air riders, making me lock myself in my bedroom?
>kirby air riders, breaking down all defenses?
>kirby air riders pinning me to the wall?
>kirby air riders, well endowed?
>kirby air riders filling me with content?
>kirby air riders getting away with it scott free?

>>718555243
asian hair genes, hair dye, makeup

>>718565545
youtube is punishing sakurai for no longer being an active youtuber

>>718542405
GET HIM IN

>>718567095
Yes, even the direct was for newcomers like you and me

>>718567095
>>718570798
Why don' you guys try emulating some? Many great Kirby games are able to run on toaster emulators.

>>718570880
I'm down to try one, which one do you recommend?

>>718570965
Can't go wrong with super star ultra.

>>718547576
>he's not playing this on his gamecube controller

>>718567114
>can I beat kirby air riders with only one button?

>>718570965
There are two starting points; Dream Land or Super Star.

Dream Land (Game Boy) plays a bit differently than most Kirby games since he can't copy abilities yet. It's a pretty short game that you can beat in 30 minutes. It's carried by its charming world and characters, great graphics, and incredible soundtrack (this is the norm for 99% of Kirby games). It is the first game in the series. It also has an unlockable hard mode that is one of the hardest experiences in the franchise funnily enough.

The second entry point is Kirby Super Star (Ultra) on the SNES or DS. This is where the standard Kirby formula was established. It's undoubtedly one of the best games on the SNES with fun bosses, lots of game modes (including a remake of Dream Land with abilities), minigames, and more. If you're curious about the differences between the SNES and DS, the DS has a few new game modes and minigames (minigames use the touch screen), redone cutscenes and graphics, and two enemies got redesigns (blackface and Twinbee knock off). Also couch co-op for SNES. DS is probably preferable but the SNES is still a classic.

The third entry point is Kirby's Adventure (NES, 3DS remaster, and GBA remake). 3DS version has no slowdown, fancier backgrounds, and 3D. GBA version has a new playable postgame mode and completely different art style and minigames that is a bit more polarizing. Neither is bad but I personally go with 3DS. Very fun and impressive game for the NES, I bring it up here because it might be disappointing to go to it after Super Star, when it's better to either start with this or play it after Dream Land.

Personally, I'd go with release order of
Dream Land > Adventure > Super Star
So you can see the progression of the series. Dream Land is only about 30 minutes and easy to beat, and Adventure is a great game with a lot to do.

>>718570965
Adventure (nes)
Dream Land 2 (gb)
Super Star (snes)
They're all good starting points

>>718555274
I'd be surprised if guys who are copy abilities became playable. Are they going to copy themselves?

>>718571480
>>718571630
Sweet, I'll definitely give em a try, especially if theyre pretty short. Thanks for the recs anons.

as someone who never played kirby air ride, city trial looks lame as fuck. you literaly just drive around aimlessly for 5 minutes collecting icons to boost your stats and then after all of that you have a 30 second race and that's it? literally 5 minutes of fucking around for 30 whole seconds of using what you've collected.

and people think this looks good? and you people are shitting on mario kart world? lmao kirbysnoys are something else

>>718561792
It was kino in odyssey but it has overstayed its welcome

>>718572193
I thought the race mode looked way better

>>718542308 (OP)
it's over switch 2 bros how are we coping?

Alright, what's your favorite Kirby moment in a game? For me, it's the ending of Revenge of the King.

>>718567114
Kek

>>718572193
Sakurai invented the BR format

>>718564102
Japanese version is cringekino.

>>718542493
I really dig florida field

>>718572251
>race mode looked way better
it looked neat but there's like 4 tracks

the content looks BARREN in this game, like if it was a $20 eshop kirby spinoff It might be worth it but as their big holiday full priced title it's a fucking joke.

>>718543007
This guy here is telling the truth. Average internet user was aged out of Wii games. /v/ gamer culture really hated casualization and sort of reflexively gate kept and derided easy/new Nintendo stuff. I miss those days, and they were right to do so. Casuals brought us to ruin.


Anyway I sort of always had a soft spot for epic yarn. It's good for what it is. A causal co-op Wii title that didn't require a bunch of peripherals.
I hope prince Fluff is in airriders, I'd play him.

>>718572768
are they really the only tracks in the game? I thought they just didn't show everything yet

>>718545812
The hologram boss in Planet Robobot that's reverse engineered from Pix says this in its bio:

>Redesigned by the Mother Computer, this defense system is based on a blueprint found on another planet. It's missing a segment of data and is unable to demonstrate its full potential.

So yeah it's a defense system for some other alien race on Rock Star

>>718542308 (OP)
>second button
explain? I don't watch gay promotion videos

>>718563698
waddle dindoo

>>718563057
tricky femboy

>>718564364
Super Kirby Clash and Forgotten Land had them too. Although only hidden in the ending credits for the former.

>>718572412
It's the same as the English version