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The reason they're all obsessed with Saturn is for the simple reason that the parasite inside them (toxoplasmosis gondii) guides them there.
It's why the ancient egyptians built the pyramids to measure stars because the parasite was already inside them and the cats back then
The parasite is meant to guide flesh regardless of it's sentience towards Saturn as a way to deliver nutrients to the eldritch beings that live there (lovecraft also had a cat)
It's why americans are all getting so fat, they're literally fattening them up before they get delivered to Saturn
Time isn't a factor for them, since they designed the parasite to seek out Saturn.
TL;DR - humans that seek Saturn are happy meals