Thread 714989990

>Play game
>Have cat sleeping beside me
>Game is immediately 10x more fun
What causes this phenomenon?

I'm allergic to cats. I've considered killing myself over it.

>>714989990 (OP)
The parasite in your head

>>714989990 (OP)
becuase you're playing with a fren :3

>>714990026
Change air filters and vacuum

>>714990026
>I'm allergic to cats. I've considered killing myself over it.
Don't blame yourself over the poison they poison every child with.

>>714989990 (OP)
Inb4 toxoplasmosis

>>714989990 (OP)
brain worms

>>714989990 (OP)
>Play Roguelike
>Enjoy it
>Almost beat it trough a combination of hard training and a lot of luck
>Shitty, toxoplasmoids ridden furaffinity cat jumps onto my desk and lies down on my keyaboard
>My character dies because the keyboard was blocked
>Run lost

Im glad there's people out there who torture and kill cats and dogs because there has to be a counter-balance to the perverse worship they receive \_>o<_/

>>714993257
>furaffinity cat
this dude choked and is blaming his tulpa

>>714993257
>My character dies because the keyboard was blocked
You weren't playing a roguelike

>>714989990 (OP)
My cat used to sleep on my lap all day while I gamed and watched anime. It was so damn comfy.

>>714993557
The cat pressed all the num keys while lying down on the keyboard which killed my character.

>>714989990 (OP)
toxoplasmosis

Reminder that catz rule teh interwebs, lulz

>>714993257
That's your own fault. My cat is respectful and knows just what steps to take and exactly where to lay without messing with my keyboard.

>>714990065
Seething dogredditor

>>714993924
You cannot train a cat.

>>714989990 (OP)
>have your entire house smells like piss and shit
>have all your clothes full of cat hairs
Yeah no thanks

>>714993820
So a skill issue that you let happen on a non-roguelike?

>>714989990 (OP)
Toxo gang rise up!

Why are people so hateful towards an animal.

>>714989990 (OP)
Guys, anti cat chad here!
I just went outside and this stupid fucking cat walked upo to me and rubbed its head againstr my legs and now I have toxoplasmoids! What do I do? I don't want to have toxoplasmoids.

>>714989990 (OP)
toxotransmosis worms giving you HRT

>>714989990 (OP)
toxoplasmosis

>>714994249
toxohead falseflag

>>714994050
You can in certain ways. It just tends to be more convoluted than training a dog.

>>714994237
mental illness

>>714994369
Toxoplasmosis increases testosterone, faggot.

If you get toxoplasmosis from cats that's just a skill issue. Just don't eat their shit lol.

>>714994249
it's over bro
soon you will crash your car and die for no reason other than brain worms telling you to do it

>>714990026
My mother is also allergic to cats and we've had a cat for 11 years.

>>714989990 (OP)
You're white so you want to rape your cat.

>>714993257
Skill issue

>>714994781
these retards don't even know how parasites work
they are not worth replying to

>>714994781
>um achkshually chuddy this peer reviewed snopes verified catranny study indicates that the worms squirming in my brain make me more manly THOUGHZ
so this is the latest toxozombie cope I see

>these retards don't even know how parasites work
>they are not worth replying

>>714994978
You genuinely sound like a tranny.

We. Must. Be. Better. Men.

>>714995312
>The stereotype that "cats are for girls"
Who even says that

>>714995367
I think they're mixing it up with the crazy cat lady stereotype.

>>714995367
white heterosexual men with healthy testosterone levels

>>714990026
You can get used to a single cat with enough exposure, so unless you're full-blown asthma-attack allergic you can still get a cat. Take allergy medicine daily for a while, and then start going longer and longer between pills, and you'll be fine. This is scientifically proven. Note that it will only make you "immune" to that one cat, other cats will still affect you

>>714989990 (OP)
>What causes this phenomenon?
Toxoplasmosis.

>>714994781
These are the same scientists that tell you a man can cut off his penis and become a woman btw.

>>714995367
healthy adult men

>>714995312
>Dogs are nazis now
The absolute state...

>>714989990 (OP)
>What causes this phenomenon?
TOXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRANSMOSIS

>>714994781
You can just go to the gym instead of eating cat shit.

>>714996050
If you have low test then you'll get half the results with twice the effort.

>>714994237
>Gets called a toxotranny
>posts animal abuse in response
We know why you're like this.

>>714995367
uhhh didn't you hear that a DOG is a MANs best friend and thus cats must logically be for girls?
I'm sorry catfags but you never stood a chance, leave your girly pets to women and reflect on your life.

>>714995172
why are you talking to yourself, schizo?

>>714994237
browse /an/ once in a while lol. You'll see toxo this n that over a simple cat image.

>>714996172
Meds.

>>714996929
You first.

>>714989990 (OP)
Every day I thank God for making me a catchad

>think about a cat
>immediately feel better

i dont even have a cat, but i just love them so much

>>714997134
I'm not the one posting schizo delusions about shit that didn't happen.

>>714997475
>think about a cat
>contract toxoplasmosis from even just thinking about a cat
>die from the toxoplasmosis
>revive as a a zombie to write this post

I don't know why you're bothering to reply with a cat pic. I have a majority of them filtered and won't see your massive asshurt anyway.

>>714989990 (OP)
your cat is an irl nortubel character

>>714994237
Site is filled with jeets and mexicans.

>>714996172
Explains a lot actually.
Toxies are really easy to rile up.

>>714997475
>used to say my cat's name out loud every time I saw her
>get happy as I observed her reaction
Even now that she's gone I sometimes say her name and just immediately feel better

>>714994237
>Why are people so hateful towards an animal.
It's a turd world brownoid thing. Mudslimes, jews and pajeets really FUCKING HATE!!! animals.
Only white people enjoy animals.

>>714998175
Asians like animals too, anon.

>>714989990 (OP)
Toxoplasmosis

>>714998321
Thought this was gonna be a cooking webm at first.

>>714998321
Some. The millions pity shit was all from SEAs.

>>714998321
Big ear cate!

>>714997609
Clearly you don't have a majority of them filtered if you still managed to find your way to this thread.

I like dogs and cats :)

>>714998321
Alhamdullilah...

>>714995778
I'd rather just get a dog. What really sucks is that all my friends and most of my relatives have cats. It puts me off doing anything social because even if I drugsmaxx I'll be miserable for days. On the bright side I can immediately tell how much a cat owner cleans their house by how fast I feel like shit. I've heard all the toxofaggot fake sympathy and "just do x" copes. If there is a God he clearly doesn't want me to have a social life

>>714994237
You don't have to dislike cats to recognize that people with toxobrain are annoying retards. Nothing wrong with being a cat owner, just stop licking it's ass.

>>714990026
Just get a bald cat

>>715001034
I do not like bald cats because they are a torture breed and cats need fur for protection from the elements like extreme cold, heat, rain and UV rays.
However I do think that the clothes bald cats are wearing in winter are very cute.

>>714994050
i trained my cat to do all kinds of stuff when i was a kid actually
to me (point down she comes), follow (wave, she follows me around outside), up (hold my arms out she jumps in to them), out (point away and she goes there)
she was pretty based though tbf i didn't have to do much to train her, i didn't feed her treats or anything, just did it rote and she caught on

hehe
kot

>>714990026
Air filter
Routinely brush cat
Routinely vacuum

>>714998321
what flavour of cat is that? I want one

>>714998321
Long cat is long

>>714997963
Excellent read

>>714998321
They like to torture* animals

>>715001034
don't "cat allergic people" react to cat saliva, not cat hair?

>>714989990 (OP)
Happy chemicals socially triggered by warmth and touch

We're highly social animals anons, we need touch and company to be baseline happy, no matter what you've convinced yourselves, this is a core nutrient.
And if you can't find a gf or bro that doesn't run into a wall in your mental labyrinth of requirements to not piss you off, a cat is fine too

>>715003539
weird egyptian pastry flavour

>>715006141
I will purchase one mashallah

>>715004760
Based taste. You don’t see posts like that often anymore-tight, unpretentious, and straight to the point. Reminded me of old /lit/ before it got swamped by schizoposters and wojaks.

>>715004760
I prefer my women unshaved, personally

>>714994237
Toxofags are genuinely insane, some of them will celebrate the deaths of other animals they perceive as "enemies" of cats, it's scary but you can tell some parasite or whatever is pulling strings in their brain.

>>714997963
>>714998175
Yup. Giving third worlders internet access is the biggest mistake of the modern day.