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Anonymous No.717875030 >>717875471 >>717876315 >>717878268 >>717881628 >>717881649 >>717883248 >>717890394 >>717890760 >>717892214 >>717892254 >>717897826 >>717897890 >>717898258 >>717898371 >>717900220 >>717900341 >>717901350 >>717901750 >>717907943
2hu
how the hell is this game so popular? i love the soundtrack, the characters, the adrenaline, but it’s the kind of game that 0.1% of people can play without getting rekt
Anonymous No.717875124 >>717876182
Say it
Anonymous No.717875281 >>717875943 >>717876052
post the kaguya explosion gif
Anonymous No.717875289
MOFUARK
Anonymous No.717875440
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.717875471 >>717875538
>>717875030 (OP)
Requires too much memorization to be fun
Anonymous No.717875538 >>717884636 >>717885261
>>717875471
Reactionary player here, memorization is only half of it. The other half is remaining in a trance and not choking in the heat of the moment. Just like any action-oriented game.
Anonymous No.717875841
because learning how to beat the game is fun, you just gotta keep bashing your head until it clicks and than you are like "oh now i see why this is popular" glory to the CCP
Anonymous No.717875943
>>717875281
which one
Anonymous No.717876000
Hitbox too small even with Reimu, its eye cancer masquerading as gameplay compared to other schumps
Anonymous No.717876010
Anonymous No.717876052
>>717875281
Anonymous No.717876105 >>717876263 >>717876385 >>717876881 >>717904837 >>717906032
Which one should I start with?
Anonymous No.717876182 >>717877128 >>717880139
>>717875124
Anonymous No.717876263
>>717876105
touhou 6 or 7
touhou 6 was the first one release to windows, has the most famous characters and such
touhou 7 is the most beginner friendly one
Anonymous No.717876315 >>717891330 >>717897245
>>717875030 (OP)
>how the hell is this game so popular?
extensive collection of hentai involving the characters. the bullet patters are there to look impressive enough to use as an excuse for your porn addiction. there is an inside joke among the touhou community where you call people who dont play them "secondaries". The joke of course being that no one plays touhou.
Anonymous No.717876342 >>717876448 >>717876463 >>717876803
i kind of like imperishable night but it's also a little too chinese for my tastes. maybe i should give these games another go. what other ones are considered good?
Anonymous No.717876385
>>717876105
start w/ a real shmup instead. touhou is lame budget shit
Anonymous No.717876448
>>717876342
>a little too chinese for my taste
what do you mean
Anonymous No.717876463
>>717876342
Phantasmagoria of Flower View if you want Twinkle Star Sprites but bullet hell. Fun against a friend.
/v/ seems to like Subterranean Animism a lot. Not one of my favorites but it's good.
How is I.N. "Chinese"? That's my favorite one.
Anonymous No.717876632 >>717876695 >>717883105
*mogs 2hu*
Anonymous No.717876695
>>717876632
My fucking nigga. That's my favorite shmup. The one that got me into bullet-hells back in 2004. My absolute brother in Christ.
Anonymous No.717876803
>>717876342
The fuck do you mean it's Chinese
Anonymous No.717876881
>>717876105
LLS
Anonymous No.717877128
>>717876182
god bless /jp/ boobhu artist
Anonymous No.717877628 >>717878530
What is this thread about?
Anonymous No.717877863 >>717877891 >>717877928 >>717878007 >>717878117 >>717878336 >>717878530 >>717889350 >>717890219 >>717900243
Who is the most breedable 2hu
Anonymous No.717877891
>>717877863
My peanus weanus!
The answer is, of course, my peanus weanus.
Anonymous No.717877928 >>717904909
>>717877863
reimu is good enough for me
Anonymous No.717878007 >>717878075 >>717881081 >>717881601 >>717881793
>>717877863
your favorite, but you don't get to breed her, i do.
there's a nice chair in the corner, you can watch ;)
Anonymous No.717878075
>>717878007
My favorite activity as a yuukafag yippie!
Anonymous No.717878117
>>717877863
Anonymous No.717878268
>>717875030 (OP)
If you just want a clear, none of these games are hard. You can bomb spam even as a beginner most of the hard things, and just learning basic dodging staples will carry you for the rest of it.
These aren't like most arcade shmups that just fucking hate you. Bullets are pretty slow in Touhou games.
Anonymous No.717878336
>>717877863
most fertile? my wife tojiko
Anonymous No.717878530 >>717879761
>>717877863
With legs like these >>717877628 then probably the prostitute sisters
Anonymous No.717879761 >>717880637
>>717878530
>the prostitute sisters
you mean reisen and tewi?
Anonymous No.717880139
>>717876182
Meirattler, the ballsy!
Anonymous No.717880637
>>717879761
The OTHER prostitute sisters.
Anonymous No.717881081
>>717878007
Tyrone...
Anonymous No.717881601
>>717878007
my bull...
Anonymous No.717881628 >>717881953 >>717882016
>>717875030 (OP)
Just play on Normal and it's an entry level shmup. Just because the averagee gamer screams & shits if they don't first try everything doesn't make it impossible. You build up fundamentals, learn to recognize and deal with speed, density, bullet formations (criss cross, aimed patterns that you can stream, etc). It's pretty seamless past your first game and then it's a fairly smooth sail with waves you can choose to engage with (Harder entries, higher difficulties and Extra, challenge runs...).
Anonymous No.717881649
>>717875030 (OP)
are you a bad enough dude to dodge this rice?
Anonymous No.717881793
>>717878007
Merth...
Anonymous No.717881953 >>717882003 >>717882591
>>717881628
Why's there a gay pride 2hu wtf
Anonymous No.717882003 >>717882352 >>717888185
>>717881953
She's not gay she's dying
Anonymous No.717882016 >>717882089 >>717882102 >>717882178 >>717882212 >>717882390 >>717884636
>>717881628
*taps image*
Anonymous No.717882089 >>717883832
>>717882016
Being reductionist doesn't make you sound smart.
Anonymous No.717882102 >>717883832
>>717882016
If the original person who wrote this can't be bothered to make the text look presentable I am not listening to them
Anonymous No.717882178 >>717883832
>>717882016
>dogshit font
>dogshit colour choice
not reading
Anonymous No.717882212
>>717882016
nvke
Anonymous No.717882352 >>717882394 >>717882476
>>717882003
Oh so it is gay pride
Anonymous No.717882390
>>717882016
i can't read
Anonymous No.717882394 >>717882476
>>717882352
she just likes markets...
Anonymous No.717882476
>>717882352
>>717882394
Surprisingly not that Jewish though compared to the jewishly cunning Touhous
Anonymous No.717882489 >>717882826
play on a difficulty you're comfortable with. once you get used to one game, beating another is not difficult and can be done with significantly less practice. i've gotten plenty of enjoyment out of the games and never felt like the memorization aspect felt dull or arbitrary. don't feel bad picking a normal/easy difficulty and using continues or trying out different games until you find one that is easier for you. if any amount of memorization/practice is something you dislike, then the games might not be for you. it's like learning a piano piece with lots of places for improv.
Anonymous No.717882591
>>717881953
She's the antichrist
Anonymous No.717882764
SHITMATA
Anonymous No.717882826
>>717882489
i play on easy modo but i hide it from my friends
Anonymous No.717883030
post ironic circlejerks were a mistake
Anonymous No.717883037
a touhou thread? on /v/? that's been up for two and a half hours? without being autosaged?
Anonymous No.717883105 >>717883308
>>717876632
For me its Karous, but I bet nobody in this thread has touched a shmup
Anonymous No.717883248
>>717875030 (OP)
Popularity is not Video Games.
Anonymous No.717883308
>>717883105
I have a burnt copy of it for Dreamcast. Thought it was okay. Liked Radirgy and even Chaos Field more.
Anonymous No.717883561 >>717883776 >>717889440 >>717899579 >>717900140
>classic shmups
>pure high testosterone fuel and high skill scoring challenges
>badass mech jet fighters shooting blowing up cyborg tanks and alien spaceships and shit
>incredible sprite works and high energy soundtracks that turn you into a manly macho man
>have to be manly and active attacking and exploding deadly enemies with speed and precision

>2hu slop
>only played by troons when they're dilating and injecting estrogen
>all playing on easy mode while they self insert as underage anime waifus
>abhorrently cheap art style and lgbt pink vomit all over the screen
>passive faggot playstyle where you only dodge slow bullets with sissy hypno patterns
Anonymous No.717883776
>>717883561
>self insertgroid needs alien testosterone suppositories shot at him in space to remind himself that he has a penis
Anonymous No.717883832 >>717883907
>>717882089
>>717882102
>>717882178
Ooohh so THAT hit a nerve huh?
Anonymous No.717883907
>>717883832
How am I supposed to know what you're talking about if I didn't read the post?
Anonymous No.717884310 >>717884362
/jp/hu raid
Anonymous No.717884362
>>717884310
You have forgotten your origins.
Anonymous No.717884636 >>717885261
>>717882016
See >>717875538
It's not all muscle memory. It's not all memorization. "Choking" is a thing that can happen in any real-time, action-oriented experience, video gaming and otherwise. And improvising to get yourself back on track to whatever scoring system exists is also a challenge.
Anonymous No.717885152
/v/poo
Anonymous No.717885230 >>717885602
Sorry I took a wrong turn, can anyone direct me to the Donkey Kong thread?
Anonymous No.717885261 >>717889778 >>717889795
>>717875538
>>717884636
Is it really not just memorization when you just keep redoing the same section you are losing at hoping to beat your own muscle memory?
Anonymous No.717885602
>>717885230
Sorry, meant to say loli Pauline feet thread
Anonymous No.717886274 >>717887974 >>717888198 >>717902872
I used to play Touhou until I tried fighting Mokou and she used an attack that's seemingly impossible to dodge. Getting told how to dodge it just further soured my opinion on this genre.
Anonymous No.717887974
>>717886274
i dodged it by cumming in her butt
Anonymous No.717888081 >>717888676
What 2hu would you kick in the pussy or balls?
What 2hu would you kiss in the pussy or balls?
What 2hu would you let kick you in the pussy?
Anonymous No.717888141
Dodged by a cumshot
Anonymous No.717888185 >>717888235
>>717882003
>She's not gay she's trans
Anonymous No.717888198
>>717886274
Which one? The one with a lazer that sweeps the screen?
you tap once in the opposite direction because it's hitbox is not activated until it reaches your location
Anonymous No.717888235 >>717889027
>>717888185
Futa =/= Trans
Anonymous No.717888676 >>717889174
>>717888081
Why? Are you a woman?
Anonymous No.717889027 >>717889057
>>717888235
He only said trans, anon
Anonymous No.717889057 >>717889302
>>717889027
Chimata is futa
Anonymous No.717889174
>>717888676
I’m raising awareness that contrary to popular belief kicks to the groin can be agonizing for women to.
Anonymous No.717889302 >>717889336
>>717889057
No, trans
Anonymous No.717889336 >>717890161
>>717889302
If you're looking for trans then look at Miko. Otherwise, every 2hu is futa except for the ones that aren't
Anonymous No.717889350
>>717877863
Yuyuko shes designed to be raped over and over
Anonymous No.717889360 >>717889405 >>717896821
Anonymous No.717889405
>>717889360
I look like this.
Anonymous No.717889440
>>717883561
Trannies dont play 2hu
Anonymous No.717889626 >>717889870 >>717904985
>How's the 1CC coming, Anon?
Anonymous No.717889778
>>717885261
It has as much of muscle memory as Dark Souls if not less.
The most you have to remember is know where the difficult part is, and skip that part using bombs, rest is resource management you get about 3 lives per game (+2 extra for picking up items), and 3 bombs per lives, meaning 15 lives you can abuse as long as you use your bomb before getting killed.
You could make this a bit easier by memorizing 2-3 spellcards with patterns, but it doesn't have to be frame perfect, only thing you need to remember is how to move in a way to manipulate bullet trajectory to avoid putting yourself in a corner.
However you don't even need to do this as long as you know the timing of when to abuse bombs, I recently replayed EoSD without remembering jackshit but did 1cc in like 3 tries.
Anonymous No.717889795
>>717885261
>Is it really not just memorization when you just keep redoing the same section you are losing at hoping to beat your own muscle memory?
Nope, it's not. Again, I am a reactionary player, so my way of experiencing shmups might be different versus people who can somehow overcome the odds without even slight deviation. I've poured over 122 hours into Espgaluda II and still have never done any two runs EXACTLY (pixel for pixel) alike; only a general strategy (enemy priorities, bullet herding, etc) applies for me. Muscle memory is half of it; NOT CHOKING is the other half. For me, anyway.
Anonymous No.717889870 >>717903223
>>717889626
Pretty good actually, finished MS Extra yesterday and now am just waiting for Th20
Anonymous No.717890161
>>717889336
They both are trans
Anonymous No.717890219 >>717890564 >>717890825 >>717908329 >>717908506
>>717877863
Meira.
Anonymous No.717890394
>>717875030 (OP)
Reimu is very sexy.
Anonymous No.717890441
>he memos
everyone knows the peak of skill is predicting patterns before they even happen
Anonymous No.717890564
>>717890219
The yin-yang is SIDEWAYS!
Anonymous No.717890760 >>717890779 >>717890865
>>717875030 (OP)
Do we know when th20 comes out?
Anonymous No.717890779 >>717891409
>>717890760
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.717890825 >>717890897
>>717890219
...How old is she?
Anonymous No.717890865 >>717891269 >>717891409 >>717892741
>>717890760
August 17
It's been releasing for Comiket which always happens around that time.
Anonymous No.717890897
>>717890825
39.
Anonymous No.717890940 >>717891049
For me, it was Keiki easily. The porn part was great too.
Anonymous No.717891049 >>717891076 >>717900169
>>717890940
Did Merth do Meira porn as well? I don't remember saving.
Anonymous No.717891076 >>717891552 >>717892093 >>717892229 >>717900169
>>717891049
Yes, all of the girls have porn.
https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection
Anonymous No.717891269
>>717890865
They're not THAT big.
Anonymous No.717891330 >>717897245
>>717876315
People do, but you can't even play touhou casually without being insulted if you talk about it. If you're not 1ccing normal at the very least, you catch shit for it, a lot. Like you're not even allowed to be a beginner who's not used to pattern shmups.
So only the serious autists talk about the games, and everyone else sticks to the characters, art, porn, and music, which is at least safe to discuss and only gets them called secondaries by the autists(who are no fun allowed anyway.)
Anonymous No.717891409
>>717890779
neat, ty
>>717890865
the poor girl's back...
Anonymous No.717891552 >>717891584 >>717891592 >>717891620 >>717891656 >>717891665 >>717891668 >>717892012 >>717892175
>>717891076
Give me a breedablehu to draw
Anonymous No.717891584
>>717891552
Saggy Seiga
Anonymous No.717891592
>>717891552
I'm taking back my (You) I was going to say that I'm making the Alice one right now but I forgot to type it midway through
Anonymous No.717891620
>>717891552
Fat hairy keiki obligatory answer
Anonymous No.717891656 >>717893363
>>717891552
Sara, Louise, Alice, Yuki, Mai and Yumeko
They are very breedable
Anonymous No.717891665
>>717891552
Sannyo
Anonymous No.717891668
>>717891552
Letty Whiterock you don't draw her enough and she's very breedable especially during this time of year
Anonymous No.717891871
Maribel Hearn
Anonymous No.717892012 >>717892128 >>717893363
>>717891552
Elly, Louise, Patchouli, Letty, Yuyuko, Ran, Yukari, Minoriko, and Raiko all feel very breedable for whatever reason to me. I'd be happy with any one of them getting art.
Anonymous No.717892093
>>717891076
Thank you.
Meira is great.
Anonymous No.717892128 >>717892160
>>717892012
What do all of these characters have in common?
Anonymous No.717892160 >>717894516
>>717892128
They're all fat?
Anonymous No.717892175
>>717891552
Meira
I would ruin her abs with pregnancy
Anonymous No.717892214
>>717875030 (OP)
i just play rotmg instead
Anonymous No.717892229 >>717892438
>>717891076
What's the story behind these?
Anonymous No.717892254
>>717875030 (OP)
It's really not that hard. I thought it looked like bullshit too, but it took me all of one day of playing it to realize that it was a billion times easier than it looked.
Anonymous No.717892438 >>717892595
>>717892229
Merth (our lord and savior) draws Touhous that want to FUCK you
Anonymous No.717892595 >>717892656 >>717892745
>>717892438
Who the fuck is this dork
Anonymous No.717892656 >>717892730
>>717892595
Some self-insert
Anonymous No.717892730 >>717892776
>>717892656
People... Self insert as the Touhou?
Anonymous No.717892741
>>717890865
100th Black Market and UDoALG both had their steam release the same day as Comiket so hopefully that's a trend that continues with FW.
Anonymous No.717892745
>>717892595
Background youkai from Lotus Eaters
Anonymous No.717892776
>>717892730
I self-insert as the bald green man
Anonymous No.717893363 >>717893409 >>717893521 >>717894598
>>717891656
>>717892012
https://files.catbox.moe/d5dp53.PNG
Anonymous No.717893409 >>717893510
>>717893363
Horny bro
Anonymous No.717893510
>>717893409
Welcome to /v/hu, enjoy your stay
Anonymous No.717893521
>>717893363
Holy sex
Now draw her pregnant
Anonymous No.717893997
...Where did everyone go?
Anonymous No.717894079
HEY MERTH Why did you teach Toadlines to parseecosplayer? When will you teach US about Toadlines?
Anonymous No.717894516 >>717894650
>>717892160
Raiko's decently fit on account of being a drummer but the rest do seem pretty like they'd have some meat to them.
Anonymous No.717894598
>>717893363
Make Shinki-sama proud
Anonymous No.717894650
>>717894516
That's what Raiko wants her fans to think...
Anonymous No.717895443 >>717895595 >>717895725 >>717897557
Is it ethical to cum to your friend's artwork?
Anonymous No.717895595
>>717895443
I'd say it's a moral duty.
Anonymous No.717895725
>>717895443
if it's drawn on paper, you should cum ON it.
Anonymous No.717896821
>>717889360
literally me
Anonymous No.717896941
where did everyone go?
Anonymous No.717896969 >>717897049 >>717897674 >>717897915 >>717901239
>finally find the thread
>most active posts about "which 2hu le sex"
>sloperth circeljerk is here too
Amazing gameplay discussion vhusisters
Anonymous No.717897049
>>717896969
Have you gotten any new 1ccs you'd like to share?
Anonymous No.717897245 >>717899009
>>717876315
Speak for yourself secondary-kun
>>717891330
>If you're not 1ccing normal at the very least, you catch shit for it, a lot.
What's the problem? It's a low bar and not that hard to get considering how spastic games nowadays are.
In fact if there's a sincere effort then it's very commendable and lot's of anons would chip in with hints and tips. You're just not looking in the right threads for advice.
Anonymous No.717897503
Beating all of the Touhou games on normal was fun. I'm not playing on hard or lunatic.
Anonymous No.717897557
>>717895443
By all means, do it anon.
Anonymous No.717897674 >>717897709 >>717897758
>>717896969
Merthbroken
Anonymous No.717897709
>>717897674
Warped
Anonymous No.717897758 >>717897959
>>717897674
Back to your contaminated slophole
Anonymous No.717897826
>>717875030 (OP)
Easy mode.
Anonymous No.717897890
>>717875030 (OP)
Touhou would be better if the main character was a guy and some of the youkai were anthros
Anonymous No.717897915 >>717898542
>>717896969
Hi Ayadoxxer, sad you don't have the same rizz?
Anonymous No.717897959 >>717898204
>>717897758
Xanon this IS the contaminated slophole
Anonymous No.717898059
yippie namefag dropping time!
Anonymous No.717898204
>>717897959
fvvvvvvrk...
Anonymous No.717898258 >>717898564 >>717898664
>>717875030 (OP)
>hitbox does not match visuals
How do you defend this?
Anonymous No.717898371
>>717875030 (OP)
>how the hell is this game so popular?
popular =/= played
Anonymous No.717898542
>>717897915
>rizz
isn't sloerth a yes man? no wonder losers like him
Anonymous No.717898564 >>717906078
>>717898258
It does. Look closer.
Anonymous No.717898664 >>717906078
>>717898258
You mean "it does"? How is that a bad thing when you can actually distinguish your hitbox from all the bullets
Anonymous No.717899009
>>717897245
You /jp/ faggots priding yourselves on not being "le secondaries" because you were never able to contribute to the community of the series you worship will never not be funny.
One look at pixiv japs that shit out Touhou art for years and you'll know that they don't give two fucks about being secondaries
Anonymous No.717899087
I still love Meira and her bouncy, juicy balls
Anonymous No.717899370 >>717899463 >>717899601
ALL HAIL MEIRA YATSUHEROES AGAIN
MEIRABREAKING EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND
NOTHING CAN STOP NOW
NO JANNY TO BRING YOU DOWN
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
YOU WIN
(BOW YOUR HEADS ALL HAIL MEIRA)
(BOW YOUR HEADS ALL HAIL MEIRA)
Anonymous No.717899463 >>717899530 >>717899771
>>717899370
explain me this picture, i dont get it past meira
Anonymous No.717899530 >>717899870
>>717899463
Meiracord memes
Anonymous No.717899561 >>717900104
You need to get caught up in the /v/hu lore, new guy.
Anonymous No.717899579
>>717883561
>beauty and fertility is bad or something
Anonymous No.717899601
>>717899370
I wish I could draw, then I would draw Meira pondering her ball(s)
You see, the joke here is that it would be like that wizard pondering his orb except it's her big futa balls painted as red and purple.
Anonymous No.717899771 >>717899870 >>717900361
>>717899463
The meme of Memeira is more nuanced than one may think at a first glance, it goes beyond the joke about balls, stealing the joke much like how she wanted to steal the Hakurei orbs(balls), and thus ironically becoming a meme herself by doing what she was supposed to do within the game, which is steal.
Meira is an unexpected character that appears unannounced and is supposedly not affiliated with our current antagonists, she butts into Reimu's path, practically forcing her way in on dragging Reimu into a danmaku battle, not only that but she introduces her balls for bullets into the game, praying for as it bounces around the screen.
However, with in mind on how she's showing up out of nowhere(Meira out of nowhere) within our hero Reimu's path is also why she's in the hearts of so many /v/hoes on the first place, as it's in part of her very soul to behave like such.
Not just that but her legacy never dies, in future games she appears once more, and another within a manga. It's her but not really, the appearance is very similar but is completely different in terms of personality, only highlighted by deeper references when it comes to religious figurative applications in japanese mythology and lore.
But there's also other applications outside of it when it comes down to her design which was practically double stolen from another game and an ancient manga which ZUN liked and decided to hijack on having within his game, the first of many and the true soul of Touhou on what turned ZUN into what he is today with his doujin spirit, borrowing ideas from other creators to make it as his own.
Meira, much like her much rich purple hair is tasted like fine wine, it takes some acquired taste to get used to but by then, you'll learn how vintage it was on the first place because by then, you'll realize how important she was not just in term of lore but also on carving a path forward for our beloved ZUN.
Anonymous No.717899856
holy wall of text
Anonymous No.717899870
>>717899530
>>717899771
ok and what about everything else except meira on the pic???
Anonymous No.717899989
HEY THERE [[sexy goddess]]

WANT TO PULL A [[BIG SHOT]] MOVE ON THAT [[Useless whore of a]] [[mountain-dwelling primate]]?
Anonymous No.717900104 >>717900195 >>717900205
>>717899561
i thought they all went to /jp/ at this point
Anonymous No.717900140
>>717883561
Someone's never played a CAVE shoot'em up before. Half their games have girls as the main character(s).
Anonymous No.717900169 >>717900183 >>717900237 >>717900257 >>717900261 >>717900302 >>717900397 >>717900605 >>717900862
>>717891049
>>717891076
Is the merth guy the same one who was a youtube channel or is that a coincidence
Anonymous No.717900183 >>717908040
>>717900169
Different guy
Anonymous No.717900195
>>717900104
/jp/ is purgatory and they want to comeback
Anonymous No.717900205 >>717908092 >>717908251
>>717900104
It's a complete split, some are in that bantchan, 8, /jp/ and some other place which the name completely escapes me
Anonymous No.717900209
I HATE THIS PLACE
Anonymous No.717900220 >>717901648
>>717875030 (OP)
Wait, it's a game?
Anonymous No.717900237 >>717908092
>>717900169
That's his brother
Anonymous No.717900243
>>717877863
Mokou and Kaguya.

You can literally put infinite childen into them.
Anonymous No.717900257
>>717900169
https://youtu.be/O_GxkFEUgpI?feature=shared
Anonymous No.717900261
>>717900169
Yes.
Anonymous No.717900273 >>717900312 >>717900392
How tall should Sanae be?
Anonymous No.717900302
>>717900169
It's a dark clone
Anonymous No.717900312
>>717900273
Giantess.
Anonymous No.717900315
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtTYQuO1j6w
>heard this played as /u/'s victory anthem in the 4cc two and a half weeks ago
>have been on an unhinged 暁Records bender ever since
god fucking damn you yurifaggots, you've ruined me
Anonymous No.717900341
>>717875030 (OP)
There was a time when the most popular video on the internet was a mashup of a song from this game and Ronald McDonald
Anonymous No.717900343
Imagine telling merth fans on youtube about all the things he does here
Anonymous No.717900361
>>717899771
is that homestuck
what the fuck is meira
what the fuck is this place
Anonymous No.717900392 >>717900462
>>717900273
Do what mspaintanon does
Anonymous No.717900397 >>717900462 >>717900496 >>717900594 >>717900605 >>717900710 >>717900859
>>717900169
yeah he is, don't listen to his drones, he had a melty in because of people reposting them in r34
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49695075#p49701078
KEKYWOW
Anonymous No.717900462 >>717900523
>>717900392
"But that's too bi-"
OK here is the compromise

>>717900397
Wait, aren't you the fucking Jackalman spammer? lmao you've been Merthbroken this whole time?
Anonymous No.717900496
>>717900397
Damn dude I didn't realize Merth WARPED you this bad...
Anonymous No.717900507
uh oh drawma again
Anonymous No.717900523 >>717900565 >>717900594 >>717900710
>>717900462
>Wait, aren't you the fucking [HEADCANON]
done
Anonymous No.717900565
>>717900523
OH MY GOD IT IS THE JACKALMAN SPAMMER HOLY SHIT

GET RAPED LOSER
Anonymous No.717900594
>>717900397
>>717900523
>Literally everytime an anon complains about Merth they get outted as a deviant furry pedophile
>Every
>Fucking
>Time
Anonymous No.717900605 >>717900670 >>717900710 >>717900859 >>717900862
>>717900169
>>717900397
oh and he also drew NTR https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681398861/#681412176
just letting people catch up to the latest merth drawma, no need to thank me
Anonymous No.717900670
>>717900605
Don't forget the futa on /b/hu
Anonymous No.717900674
MERTHDEFENCEFORCE THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY CALL HIM A PEDO A NAZI A CHUD DO SOMETHING ALREADY
Anonymous No.717900701 >>717900817
Merth is Meirahero.
Anonymous No.717900710
>>717900397
>>717900523
>>717900605
HE'S HAVING A MELTDOWN
Anonymous No.717900736
MERTH DEFENSE FORCE ONLINE
Anonymous No.717900746
Merth defense system online
Anonymous No.717900814
You guys are silly
Anonymous No.717900817
>>717900701
shutupshutupSHUTUP
Anonymous No.717900859
>>717900397
No shit he was upset at the jackalman faggot (you) doing shitty edits of his stuff and posting them online. Only furries and pedophiles defend him. Which I'm guessing you're both if you're defending him.

>>717900605
And this was bant that he even apologized and made up to takanetoddler for, and he accepted and had no hard feelings. And
>latest drawma
>2024
Anonymous No.717900862
>>717900169
>>717900605
>This is someone's hero
Anonymous No.717900879
GIGA MELTY
Anonymous No.717900952
Merth drones are so pathetic
Anonymous No.717900968
PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO YOU'RE A PEDO YOU'RE A PEDO
Anonymous No.717900971
Antimerth drones are pedophiles
Anonymous No.717900974 >>717901071 >>717901182
Wouldn't it be funny if jackalman spammer was just takanetoddler under a new alias after getting cucked just holding a grudge
Anonymous No.717901008
Anonymous No.717901067
you can spam "melty" and "pedo" as much as you
can't
damage control
this
Anonymous No.717901071 >>717901182
>>717900974
I think about that from time to time... waifufags are too mentally ill.
Anonymous No.717901108
>Merth is bad because... he's very popular on youtube? I mean, because he makes free art for people! I mean, because he's friendly to everyone! I mean, because he's friends with the other drawfags! I mean, because he regularly talks to a drunk cosplayer! I mean, because he likes Fire Emblem! I mean, because Japanese people love his art! I mean, because he likes McDonalds! I mean, because his fans made fun of me for my tastes in porn! I'M NOT BROKEN SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Anonymous No.717901127 >>717901267
okay but where does meira fit into all of this?
Anonymous No.717901129 >>717901169 >>717901197 >>717901241 >>717901291 >>717902438
Sanae drawing
Anonymous No.717901169 >>717901410
>>717901129
Please draw a (me) next to her for scale
Anonymous No.717901182
>>717900974
>>717901071
CALA-TE
Anonymous No.717901197
>>717901129
Extremely bold of you to post now. Scale her to me btw
Anonymous No.717901239
>>717896969
Ironically there are more on-topic posts here on average compared to other usual threads.
Anonymous No.717901241
>>717901129
Why did you draw Sanae? Divine inspiration?
Anonymous No.717901267 >>717901476
>>717901127
OMG China diary schizo hiii!
Anonymous No.717901284
>>Merth is bad because... he's very popular on youtube?
merth is a yt e-celeb that came to /v/hu to farm subscribers
he never cared about /v/hu or touhou
>because he makes free art for people!
so do others yet they treat them like shit?
> I mean, because he's friendly to everyone!
by being a yes man and an attention whore
>because he's friends with the other drawfags! I mean, because he regularly talks to a drunk cosplayer!
by leaking messages of his dms
Anonymous No.717901291 >>717903175
>>717901129
are her pantsu frog print too
Anonymous No.717901350
>>717875030 (OP)
It's proto gacha.

Same appeal, same kind of fanbase, all it lacks is the actual gacha.
Anonymous No.717901364 >>717901428
...
Anonymous No.717901410 >>717901443 >>717901478 >>717901527
>>717901169
Anonymous No.717901428
>>717901364
FVAAAARK
Anonymous No.717901443 >>717901453
>>717901410
ok now let me put her into my urethra
Anonymous No.717901453
>>717901443
you can't just cockvore random people
Anonymous No.717901476
>>717901267
why does that diapy schizo hates Meira so much, what is the lore
Anonymous No.717901478 >>717901571 >>717901912
>>717901410
You tricked me mspaintanon... I was hoping for a massive Sanae, and you pull the rug under me... I kneel...
Anonymous No.717901527
>>717901410
You forgot her jar
Anonymous No.717901571
>>717901478
subversion is one of the greatest arts
Anonymous No.717901616 >>717901835
fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrk.......
Anonymous No.717901648
>>717900220
if you count playing with your penis as a game then it sure is
Anonymous No.717901750
>>717875030 (OP)
>play lunatic
>nooo this game so hard
Anonymous No.717901835
>>717901616
I piss on that grave
Anonymous No.717901912 >>717902004 >>717902068 >>717902320
>>717901478
Anonymous No.717902004 >>717902171
>>717901912
m
y
f
v
v
v
r
k
i
n
g
h
e
r
o
Anonymous No.717902068
>>717901912

now draw yachie breaking his arm
Anonymous No.717902171 >>717902221 >>717902320 >>717903061 >>717903963 >>717904028
>>717902004
Anonymous No.717902221
>>717902171
womanlets

when will they learn?
Anonymous No.717902320
>>717902171
>>717901912
i laffed
thanks
Anonymous No.717902438 >>717902472 >>717902615 >>717902634 >>717903098
>>717901129
I like her
Anonymous No.717902472
>>717902438
Where is the new animation merth?
Anonymous No.717902615 >>717903018
>>717902438
OK now Merth draw (me) as a shota next to her
Anonymous No.717902634
>>717902438
You should make her thighs fatter
Anonymous No.717902736
What have YOU done for Chimata lately?
Anonymous No.717902872
>>717886274
Everybody knows that to beat Mokou you just need to push her down in all fours. She's secretly a slut.
Anonymous No.717903018 >>717903061 >>717905172
>>717902615
Anonymous No.717903061
>>717902171
>>717903018
My heroes...
Anonymous No.717903098 >>717903951
>>717902438
Anonymous No.717903175
>>717901291
Everything Sanae wears is frog print
Anonymous No.717903218
Junko 1A
https://youtu.be/LqtjQxRTs6k
Anonymous No.717903223 >>717903380
>>717889870
Nice job
Anonymous No.717903304 >>717903335 >>717903343 >>717903428
Fat hairy Keiki is for _______
Anonymous No.717903335
>>717903304
gotten
Anonymous No.717903343
>>717903304
Constant impregnation (by ME NOT YOU)
Anonymous No.717903365
/v/hu has fallen......
Anonymous No.717903380
>>717903223
Thanks
Anonymous No.717903381 >>717903445 >>717903462
New memehu
I'm bored of Keiki
Anonymous No.717903428
>>717903304
tyron
Anonymous No.717903445
>>717903381
Eiki
Anonymous No.717903462
>>717903381
Hands that carry saggy chinese tits wrote this post
Anonymous No.717903483
I love Buddhism
I love Byakuren
Anonymous No.717903610 >>717903643
If the Touhou isn't hairy I won't consider her
Thankfully all Touhous are canonically hairy
And all my heroes like hair Touhous
Anonymous No.717903643
>>717903610
Ruukoto?
Anonymous No.717903918
Let's settle this once and for all

https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v7wvegA
Anonymous No.717903951 >>717909997
>>717903098
Anonymous No.717903963 >>717904012
>>717902171
Thank you for the Meira figurine!
Anonymous No.717903972 >>717904536
Anonymous No.717904012 >>717904095
>>717903963
That's not a Meira figurine! That's the real Meira who has been shrunken down and she needs you to help her get back to normal! You'll help her, right?
Anonymous No.717904028 >>717904170
>>717902171
this shit reminds me when that autist measured both youmu and meira through sword length
Anonymous No.717904095
>>717904012
I'll shove her into my urethra
Anonymous No.717904170 >>717904480
>>717904028
I refuse to believe he did something like that.
Anonymous No.717904221 >>717906157
Choose one
Anonymous No.717904480 >>717904580 >>717904736 >>717904823 >>717905061
>>717904170
The size of a katana can vary a lot considering the period it was made, craftsmanship, etc. However, there's at least an average that you can base upon to get for a close approximation when it comes down to pic related.
While the blade ranged between 60-80cm, the average itself was 75cm, and in total counting the tsuka, hilt in this case, roughly around 100-110cm as the hilt size would be around 30cm.
The japanese blades have a measurement system called nagasa, yes even when the blade may be curved, which is easily solved by measuring it through a straight line from tip to the metal collar, which then uses the shaku system that is also nothing too fancy either, it's pretty much taking into account the size of the hilt and using as the measurement for the rest of the blade, to a japanese swordsmith. 1 shaku equals roughly around 30.30cm (11.93 inches for burgers)
And here's how it applies to the list of japanese swords:
>over 2 shaku = daito, Long sword (katana, tachi, nodachi)
>1 to 2 shaku = shoto, Short swords (wakizashi, chisa-katana)
>under 1 shaku = tanto, Long knives and daggers (tanto)
I'm also explaining this just in case anyone wants to do the same for Youmu, as she carries both a katana and a wakizachi, and in a less shitty way than I did for Meira so you can have an estimate in terms of height.
The frame where she readies for an attack is the clearest out of them all to be used as an example, and there's not really any difference in terms of length in comparison to the frame where her katana is pointing downwards.

Now that the explanation is out of the way, we can go over pic related while keeping in mind the information we have:
>not accounting for the hilt, we have a katana blade that on average is 75cm.
>Meira is roughly around 2 katanas and a half tall
>75 + 75 + 37.5 = 187.5cm
>to inches, 6'1
>which, would also explain why Reimu confused Meira for a man when we also put into account the height difference.
Anonymous No.717904536
>>717903972
put your diaper down marisolider now's not the time to strike
Anonymous No.717904547
meiramusume
Anonymous No.717904580 >>717904694
>>717904480
Where's Youmu?
Anonymous No.717904694
>>717904580
135cm iirc
Anonymous No.717904736
>>717904480
what the fuck
Anonymous No.717904823
>>717904480
Now measure the size of her futa cock
Anonymous No.717904837
>>717876105
6, it's kino

if you don't play on lunatic you should kys yourself tho
Anonymous No.717904890
STOP TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF
Anonymous No.717904909 >>717904976 >>717905021
>>717877928
Anonymous No.717904976 >>717905019
>>717904909
I breed this
Anonymous No.717904985
>>717889626
I 1CC all the mainline games though.
Anonymous No.717905019
>>717904976
Anonymous No.717905021 >>717905059 >>717906106
>>717904909
jamal breeds this
Anonymous No.717905059
>>717905021
i am jamal
Anonymous No.717905061
>>717904480
>shota
Anonymous No.717905141
yuukabro??
Anonymous No.717905172
>>717903018
Krillin isn't that tall
Anonymous No.717905809
>china diapy schizo gone
>threads no longer getting deleted
hmm I'm noticing
Anonymous No.717905870
*whispers*
glory to the ccp
Anonymous No.717905913 >>717907071
HEY MERTH
Anonymous No.717905937
...
Anonymous No.717905956
Any last words?
Anonymous No.717906032
>>717876105
Anything but 13. 13 is kinda bad, though easy so good for beginners in that sense. Regardless, it's just boring
Anonymous No.717906078
>>717898564
>>717898664
It doesn't, why are you in denial?
Anonymous No.717906096
mikobroken
Anonymous No.717906106 >>717906145 >>717906436 >>717906934
>>717905021
real request, what are some good sources of touhou bbc porn?
Anonymous No.717906145
>>717906106
You can find a lot if you tie a circular knot from the ceiling and stick your head in it and kick the chair below you
Anonymous No.717906157 >>717906220 >>717906494 >>717910017
>>717904221
Anonymous No.717906220
>>717906157
Neurotic bnuuy wins!
Anonymous No.717906436
>>717906106
/trash/, youknowwhatbooru has some, gen yourself, there was a discord too but I haven't used it myself
Anonymous No.717906494
>>717906157
bnuy sex
Anonymous No.717906934
>>717906106
Yuuka
Anonymous No.717907025
Thoughts on Mike?
Anonymous No.717907071 >>717907135
>>717905913
what
Anonymous No.717907113
atsuki no Toyohime
Anonymous No.717907135 >>717907407 >>717907493
>>717907071
Was it TewiMom who taught you about the toadline bulldogs? That seems like it'd be the thing she'd know
Anonymous No.717907241 >>717907292
>bringing sloperth ama to /v/hu
keep it on /jp/
Anonymous No.717907292
>>717907241
Who are you even quoting?
Anonymous No.717907407 >>717907693
>>717907135
no parseecosplayer started talking about toadlines because he said the carnotaurus looked like a toadlined dinosaur
Anonymous No.717907493
>>717907135
the joke here is sex btw
Anonymous No.717907693 >>717907859
>>717907407
>he said the carnotaurus looked like a toadlined dinosaur
Is he autistic? And I swear the toadline thing seems like a tewiplanet thing. Ask her what she thinks about them then I guess.
Anonymous No.717907859 >>717907903
>>717907693
no
Anonymous No.717907903 >>717907967
>>717907859
No being autistic or no to asking tewistallone?
Anonymous No.717907943
>>717875030 (OP)
>is this game so popular
it's not

It's one of THOSE series where people "enjoy" the series without touching the source material
Anonymous No.717907967 >>717908252
>>717907903
I'm not asking tewimom about it. You do it if you want an answer
Anonymous No.717908040
>>717900183
>touhouist
>same name
>similar art style
Clone
Anonymous No.717908092
>>717900205
What the actual fuck
It's a diaspora at this point
>>717900237
I see
Anonymous No.717908248 >>717908620 >>717909307
>Enter 2hu thread
>Bunch of tards talking about other tards from the thread and their worthless discord drama.

Why turn every /v/ 2hu thread into this shit. Is it on purpose because you hate Touhou or what?
Every single fucking 2hu thread becomes this turd. What the hell is you guys problem.
Anonymous No.717908251
>>717900205
which one is better
Anonymous No.717908252 >>717908354 >>717908428
>>717907967
You're the one who has all the namefags on speed dial and lives in the discord chat with everyone, check your privilege
Anonymous No.717908329
>>717890219
"No"
*dabs*
Anonymous No.717908354 >>717908724 >>717909179
>>717908252
I'm not asking them what you want you go do it
Anonymous No.717908428
>>717908252
He doesn't have paintanon on contacts
Anonymous No.717908506
>>717890219
Yes.
*impregnates*
Anonymous No.717908620
>>717908248
Everytime I read posts like this I read them in a voice of one of those Indian scammers screaming DO NOT REDEEM
Anonymous No.717908724 >>717908752 >>717908968
>>717908354
Oh sure OK let me just go ahead and learn the skill of drawing and become skilled enough and also learn social skills and be able to talk and conversate with people and create a discord account and get invited to the sekret klub all so I can ask someone if they know about a meme dog breed
Anonymous No.717908752
>>717908724
Yes?
Anonymous No.717908831 >>717910017
Anonymous No.717908968
>>717908724
You'll be fine
Anonymous No.717908995 >>717909453
>autosage
Anonymous No.717909048 >>717909154 >>717909227 >>717909328
Mai, Satono, I demand a toadline dog
Anonymous No.717909154
>>717909048
Master Okina...
Your last dog died from you forgetting to feed it...
Anonymous No.717909179
>>717908354
THEY KNOW ME THEY KNOW MY DISCORDTAG PLEASE YOU GOTTA DO IT IM BEGGING YOU
Anonymous No.717909197
china diapy schizo got uppity
Anonymous No.717909227 >>717909757
>>717909048
Alright, let's see what you get Master Okina
Anonymous No.717909307 >>717909484
>>717908248
If you're expecting a real gamplay/lore discussion thread then you're looking in the wrong place.
Anonymous No.717909328
>>717909048
Master Okina... It's better that we stop the production of these animals than to encourage it...
Anonymous No.717909453
>>717908995
It's over
Anonymous No.717909484 >>717909665 >>717909929
>>717909307
What's this thread about then?
Anonymous No.717909489
How can i become a /v/huist?
Anonymous No.717909526
Meira?
Anonymous No.717909565
NO YOU DM TEWISAUR
Anonymous No.717909665
>>717909484
Touhou
Anonymous No.717909668
The drawfag mafia, starring merth and his associates
Anonymous No.717909757 >>717909826 >>717909853
>>717909227
Please give me Dr.Dwamn
Anonymous No.717909826 >>717910017
>>717909757
Congrats

The Doctor was in
Anonymous No.717909853
>>717909757
Its a /v/hu miracle...
Anonymous No.717909929
>>717909484
Shitty discord drama featuring attention whores and parasocial retards
Anonymous No.717909997 >>717910830
>>717903951
Reminds me of a Naruto reaction image
Anonymous No.717910012 >>717910118 >>717910210
how have you all been?
Anonymous No.717910017 >>717910217
>>717906157
bunny impregnation
>>717908831
poser impregnation
>>717909826
doctor impregnation
Anonymous No.717910095 >>717910426
It was a good thread until the namefagging began.
Maybe next time...
Anonymous No.717910118 >>717910174 >>717910217
>>717910012
Better now that you've taken off your shoes
Anonymous No.717910146 >>717910217
DON'T GIVE UP WE CAN STILL MAKE IT TO 500
Anonymous No.717910174
>>717910118
Lewd...
Anonymous No.717910210 >>717910263 >>717910327
>>717910012
sleepy
koifeet
Anonymous No.717910217
>>717910017
coomeranon impregnation
>>717910118
shoesanon impregnation
>>717910146
500postsanon impregnation
Anonymous No.717910263
>>717910210
Anonymous No.717910301
Anonymous No.717910327 >>717910579
>>717910210
Koishi would definitely show you her panties if you asked.
Anonymous No.717910385
marisissy would definitely show you his diapey if you asked.
Anonymous No.717910407
Anonymous No.717910426
>>717910095
Merthbroken
Anonymous No.717910517
Anonymous No.717910576
Anonymous No.717910579 >>717910656
>>717910327
She'd do it without warning
Anonymous No.717910656
>>717910579
get out of the way I cant see her panties
Anonymous No.717910668 >>717910697 >>717910795
is it hornyposting time?
Anonymous No.717910697
>>717910668
Boobs too small
Anonymous No.717910735
Anonymous No.717910780
Zura
Anonymous No.717910795
>>717910668
Boobs too big
Anonymous No.717910830
>>717909997
Anonymous No.717911021 >>717911063
Bnuuy incest
Anonymous No.717911063
>>717911021
Two jokes
And this is one of them
Anonymous No.717911125 >>717911160 >>717911218
One joke and this thread is it.
Anonymous No.717911160
>>717911125
I WARPED you
Anonymous No.717911182
More like the WHORE of Inaba
Anonymous No.717911197
I TRAPPED you
Anonymous No.717911218
>>717911125
TEWISCHIZO PLEASE COME TO /JP/HU I MISS YOU
Anonymous No.717911260
One joke I don't know why
Anonymous No.717911294
New meme: Orin rapes Anon