Thread 81759463

Seeing normalfags post their rice purity score is giga ropefuel. I'm a grown man, while there's young teenagers in the low tens

https://ricepuritytest.com/

>>81759463 (OP)
if you get below a 90 score you don't deserve to be here

>>81759463 (OP)
>The Purity Test has historically served as a segue from O-week to true college life at Rice.
It's a voluntary opportunity for O-week groups to bond, and for students to track the maturation
of their experiences throughout college.

Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.

is this some weird chrsitian cult thing?

>>81759463 (OP)
>ackshually being a degenerate is a good thing
Lmao failed normalfags are a riot
>>81759481
First post retard post

my score was 92

>>81759463 (OP)
>https://ricepuritytest.com/
I got 36, im 20 M. I'm having my first threesome tomorrow.

>>81759481
I just clicked all the masturbation related stuff and got the same score as OP
>>81759507
>>ackshually being a degenerate is a good thing
youre retarded
please break out of the groyper mind virus

>>81759463 (OP)
>there is no way to automatically check all boxes
I am not clicking 100 times for this but I would have like 5 boxes unticked so you can imagine from there

>>81759547
>please break out of this thing you are not but i am saying you are
Lmfao

>>81759463 (OP)
I got a 90 because I've ERP'd on discord, had people cam for me on discord, and drink alcohol.
>>81759505
It was made by students at Rice University. New students are meant to take it when they first arrive and then again later on to see how low their score has tanked, presuming they're doing degenerate uni student things.

>>81759481
Wait guys, I can explain. I am a truecel, I promise!

Do the sex questions count if it is exclusively homosexual experiences?

>>81759649
Lmao how are you a truecel, over a rating you fucking wannabe you are a voicecel. Nothing more nothing less

>>81759463 (OP)
>>81759481
I haven't had a gf in over a decade though. I belong here.

>>81759649
Sorry anon, it's too late for you. You don't belong here with us depressed virgin faggots. May God have mercy on your soul.

>>81759721
Lol are you a just a loser. That peaked in high school? "30" you should kill urself "I belong here" nigga you haven't had a gf in a decade? that nothing. It's been multiple decades for the both of us. You shitty voicecel

I post here with you all and you can't make me leave.

>>81759481
>im not unique!1!!

I'm a virgin (but not khhv), this test is just badly calibrated

>>81759507
>>81759521
>>81759721
>>81759827
Average /r9k/ users in 2025
Do you only come here to make fun of virgins?

>>81759481
I only ever masturbated, masturbated to porn, masturbated secretly while someone else was in the room, got caught masturbating, did crime, consumed alcohol, and consumed tobacco. Otherwise I'm a stone cold incel and a virgin like you.

>>81760107
>not khhv
Get out

I peed in public before, masturbated in a room while people were sleeping, & jerked off on the beach. Never shit in public though, that's kinda fucked up.

>>81760190
I began to browse this shit hole when I was 12, so 10 years ago.

And yes,

>captcha

I've never had sex in my life and never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend), and this is what I scored.

God, I'm retarded, I forgot to post the pic. I was this anon.

>>81759463 (OP)
damn maybe i should leave this board

>>81759463 (OP)
I knew I was going to be low since when I was a kid, I got abused pretty badly both physically, sexually and mentally, I posted this before on here but I got sexually assaulted by a dog when I was a literal kid

fakecels can fuck off

>>81759463 (OP)
Yet I've never had a gf.
The score wasn't intentional.

if i'd have taken this test a couple of years ago i it would have been in the 90s

the main ones i didn't tick are ones involving the police, i'm a good egg i think

>>81759481
i did my time and i will still come to this board if i want and there is nothing you can do to stop me. it's cathartic for me to be in the spaces i used to be in with people i used to be around, but from the other side of the glass

OP and I are the purest individuals on /r9k/

>>81759463 (OP)
I am one of the last truecels of this board.

>>81759463 (OP)
tried to do the test but it got too depressing really quick, do normies really do all this stuff?

>>81762342
ikr, that's why I made this thread. it's mind-raping

I just read here. I'm a 17

>>81762342
>>81762350

does it upset you that people kiss each other?

>>81762364
yes they should be kissing me

engaging in bestiality is worth the same amount of score as holding hands

awesome test

>>81762364
Genuinely sincerely 100% yes

>>81762364
Why wouldn't it upset me?

>>81762380
>>81762390
you gotta do something about it
dig deep into who you are as a person and what you need to change
if you don't fix what's wrong you're never going to kiss anyone

>>81762415
>fix what's wrong
waow anon. I've never thought of doing that before

>>81759463 (OP)
i feel like on one hand i've done like a normal amount of wild shit, but on the other, this list is so far from being complete.
i always get out of getting arrested and ive never fucked on a plane. that's about it.

Seethe moids

>>81763028
haha double digits. pathetic.

>>81763028
>Seethe moids
Trust me, I am

>>81759463 (OP)
This is really just due to drug/alcohol usage, and not because its fun.
So many normalfags and non-robots on this board jfc

54
I'm not a degen but I'm in a long-term relationship and over enough time most of the variants of "had sex" got checked

>>81759463 (OP)
I got a 50. I really tried to get two different women in the same day, but that's quite the feat.

>>81762878
So you fucked a dog and your dad? That's pretty crazy

>>81759463 (OP)
91 cause I jork it, bought condoms cause I figured knowing my size would be ideal

>>81759463 (OP)
97

Bow down to your virgin king sexhaver peasant.

>>81762415
You should always picture this cat before asking stupid shit to us in this board.

phew just made it. i was scared having police question me was going to ruin it

>>81759463 (OP)
I got 91 as a sea monkey

>>81759481
all ive done is masturbate and drink/do drugs/smoke, got suspended from school and got questioned by the cops/had them called on me and piss in public

but nooooo, im too much of a normalfag

I got 86, I presume because I drink alcohol and have also masturbated and was once in my 28 years of life questioned by police when I got a speeding ticket.

Not a normalfag.

I'm relieved there's still virgin anons here. I love you all

>>81759463 (OP)
Never been in trouble with the law, otherwise I'd have been lower.

>>81759463 (OP)
89
I'm a 37 year old khhv

call me failed normie one more time

>>81762764
>>81763184
i mean with personalities like that it's no wonder nobody wants to hold your hand

88
Only because I had a normie friend who made me go to a club. If it wasn't for him I never would have had any friends at all. So meeting him was divine intervention since I prayed for a friend.

>34
the vast majority of the things on the list are negative though. if I had a higher score, I'd probably be a happier person

I got an 8. no beastiality for the record wtf lol
also good god bros... go outside.

>>81759463 (OP)
wtf i havent exchanged money for that... this test is weird

well that was... easy...
and origami silencio dua secundo

>>81764321
hang yourself nigga

>>81759463 (OP)
I don't think these purity scores really apply to incels when taken in the literal sense of the word purity. I consider myself to be deeply corrupted, even though would be considered reasonably pure by this test.

>>81765543
really makes you wonder why nobody's kissed you doesn't it anon

If you are a chad sexhaver your score will be around 50 and not much lower. The two big areas that prevent me from going much lower are: gay sex and drugs. All the sex questions are there twice, once for hetero and once for homosex. Loads and loads of drug questions as well so if you have never done any that's probably at least +20 there.

The people who post a score of 20-30 most likely have had lots and lots of degenerate gay sex.

Fuck y'all, I'm the real and only trucel here

>>81765811
if you haven't experienced gay and straight sex with multiple poeple at once and most drugs then honestly you haven't lived

>>81759481
32. cope
35 years old

>>81765979
How much gay sex have you had?

>>81766102
0
there's no point for gay sex

57
if you get a hooker you can tick many boxes, nothing normie about it
drugs are a goid cope for robots

>>81759463 (OP)
I scrolled through this test fast

24 years old
I'm fine with this

>>81765811
false, there are police questions, I have never had sex with a man

>>81765811
No gay sex here, but a lot of degeneracy and drugs with a sprinkling crime.

>>81762342
You have seen porn and masturbated.

>>81760190
Are you the retard or the failed normalfag? Either way, you can easily get below 90 while being a massive giga permavirgin like I am.

Sex is easy to get, love is not

44

been on this board for a decade

I've had 2 tinder hookups like 4 years ago, that's where all of this comes from. Been totally celibate the entire rest of my life

>>81759463 (OP)
97 at 18, not seeing it changing anytime soon.

>>81759463 (OP)
>tfw 49
Could have been more but I do not fuck around with drugs.
>>81760190
I have been on this site since 2008 ever since I came from a newgrounds thread, but most of my time is on the hobby boards like /o/. Occasionally pop in if there is a thread worth a shit here though.
t. 5 foot 7 chadlet

>>81759481
>87
i used a lot of drugs which lower my score :(

At this rate I will have the list filled up in ~900 years.

Got 92
Going on my first ever date this weekend (i hope) and I hope I get to below 90 after that

>>81759463 (OP)
92 as a 36 year old.
It never began for me.

27m. Haven't had sex in like 8 years though and will likely an hero before it happens again.

>>81765854
Not quite lad, the board hasnt fully fallen to tourists yet. Though, if i take a quick wank i would fall quite a bit i suppose.

>>81759463 (OP)
How do you get a 96 unless you've just never jerked off or done drugs

>>81769023
I've never drank or done drugs

>age 30
>score 24
>TFW I'd probably have scored in the single digits if I hadn't met my wife at 16

>>81759463 (OP)
68 on the rice purity test but 41 on the robot test

>>81768729
Why would a sexhaver kill himself

>>81759463 (OP)
I always fucking hated this test
>lol look at me I'm such a degenerate!!

>>81762415
I genuinely do not enjoy being around the average person in public and find a lot of shit people talk about to be frankly shallow, it doesn't help that I'm also American, fuck this shithole

>>81759463 (OP)
63 if you count up to 15 years ago, 97 if you only count the past 15 years

>>81771627
>100 if you only count the past second

>>81771691
It's actually more like 17 years volceldom and I lost my virginity at 17. I have been a neovirgin for as long as I was an actual virgin.

>>81771719
>neovirgin
What a stupid word

>>81771791
I know. Thanks for the (You)

>>81771798
>Thanks for the (You)
Aim higher

My score is 98.

>>81771719
Least retarded sexhaver

>>81759463 (OP)
So many of my points just because they I jerkit and drink

>>81773561
They caught me jerking it and I drink* fucking idiot phone

>>81772455
TESLA STOCK MEIN KAMPF

>>81772455
have you literally never jerked off or what?

Literally not worth it I promise.

>>81759481
I think it was the drugs
Sorry

>>81773613
Just like you, you have no worth in society

I got 94
Am I a slut?

>have masturbated
>have been caught masturbating
>have jerked to video (porn)
>have watched porn
>have masturbated with inanimate object
>have drank alcohol in a non religious context
>have been drunk about 5 times
>have been sent to the principle's office at school when I was 9 for being too slow at writing

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned

>>81759463 (OP)
Went from 94 to 50 in the past two months

>>81759463 (OP)
Probably because I checked all the masturbation ones

>>81776030
Realised I had "caught in a sexual act" ticked for some reason most likely clicked on accident
unticked and got 92 so same shit anyways

This was never an incel board.
All these newfags gatekeeping a board they know nothing about, kek.

>>81771139
Mindbroke myself with drugs and alcohol. Unlikely I will be a sexhaver again.

>>81759463 (OP)
>24
>score: 75
ok i guess. still a virgin

i got a 74 but am a virgin at 28

>>81759463 (OP)
I am khhv with a score of 88

>>81759463 (OP)
Yeah. Shame I don't care much though.

> Had sexual intercourse with a stranger or person you met within 24 hours?
> Had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
> Had sexual intercourse without a condom?
> Impregnated someone or been impregnated?

>>81759463 (OP)
holy shit some of these questions were genuine ropefuel, i had to close the tab because i felt overwhelmed

>>81767266
>I have never had sex with a man
prove it

>>81767251
>fine with this
get off my board normalfag

this is the most normalfag board on 4chan

I get not having a <50 score, but how is it even possible to be an adult and have over 85??

>>81759481
i got an 86 because i was molested as a kid

>>81759481
I got 83 and I've never even messaged a girl let alone do anything else. I just fapped and drank alcohol which means I got 83.

>>81779514
Lack of social life. I've pretty much spent my life alone sulking in my room since I was at least 8 years old.

>>81765645
Yeah I got a 93 score and yet I am more evil and depraved than a sex addicted normie. This test only works for religious virgins, not for incels.

How have you not done almost all these things

>>81759463 (OP)
To be fair, all of this occured within a span of a few years. I was not very good with the ladies until I read this book I found online during college.

>>81779552
>>81779539
>"I'm more of a loser"
>"No, I'm the bigger loser!"
you niggas need to find another way to 'fit in'. This shit is pathetic.

>>81759463 (OP)
74
still a virgin tho

My rice score is almost all from my 16-21 years otherwise that number would be super high

So how many of you have checked the last question

>>81779736
I have nothing going in my life, I have always been a loser, at least let me excel at being a loser so I can feel a bit better.

and you say girls can't be robots

>>81764321
>>81765756
yeah he should just assault people irl if he wants hoes

>>81776057
>This was never an incel board.
back in the day if a poster claimed to be a woman, they would get no engagement unless they posted tits. if somebody suggested that nowadays, niggas like you would start crying about incels.

>>81779530
im sorry, anon

>>81779531
>>81781328
>>81779552
based

>>81759463 (OP)
complete degeneracy

>>81759481
Horrified with each stone
on the stage
my little chvd age

35. r8 or h8

>>81759481
i got below 90 and i'm a 31-year-old shut-in khv neet