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Anonymous No.718469160 >>718469278 >>718469443 >>718470125 >>718470910 >>718471015 >>718471526 >>718471574 >>718472319 >>718472748 >>718472819
Kirby Air Riders Direct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtkHiB7WKf4

What do you think we'll see? We've got 45 minutes of potential kino. Starts officially in under an hour.
Anonymous No.718469278 >>718469389 >>718471576
>>718469160 (OP)
Is it actually 45 minutes long?
I just hope they drop a demo at the end, or even better, shadowdrop the whole damn game
Anonymous No.718469279
Hoping for City Trial 2
Anonymous No.718469389
>>718469278
Yes, it is 45 minutes long. I'm sure there will be a demo. My guess for release date is November.
Anonymous No.718469443 >>718471414
>>718469160 (OP)
>Hopes
All GCN tracks return
Top Ride is expanded as a mode where you can play as a variety of characters (it's the only one that could benefit from an actual roster)
City Trial has multiple maps
A potential CTR esque Adventure Mode
>Expectations
At least the GCN City Trial Map returns
Only characters are from Sakurai developed games are in
Grand Prix mode in Air Ride
>Fears
Yet another game falls for the open world meme
No City Trial
The last 5 minutes of the direct are devoted to Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition for some reason
Anonymous No.718469701
Honestly, the base game is already good, just expand on it by adding more courses, maps, etc.
Anonymous No.718469898 >>718470516 >>718471414
why would I buy a switch 2 and this inevitable slop when I can just buy Star Garden and get a more faithful successor to the original?
https://youtu.be/XYOpPALo7Cc
Anonymous No.718469916
More legendary vehicles could be fun. I love murdering the computer players with Hydra in City Trial
Anonymous No.718469976 >>718470063
Online City Trial. And maybe a bigger City Trial map.
Anonymous No.718470063
>>718469976
I think OG City Trial was the right size. You wanna be able to get across the map quickly enough. But creating more maps would be nice, go for variety like maybe a volcanic area, a field of flowers or icy tundra.
Anonymous No.718470125 >>718470207 >>718472258
>>718469160 (OP)
This is basically going to be a Switch 2 sales pitch for me. If this game looks anywhere as good as the original, I'm going to buy the console.
Anonymous No.718470207
>>718470125
I hope the game holds promise for you.

Me, I'm still planning to continue holding off on Switch 2 until probably another year or two, once the library starts to fill up.
Anonymous No.718470215 >>718470257 >>718470316 >>718470326 >>718470335 >>718470697 >>718470950 >>718470960 >>718471337 >>718471842 >>718471962 >>718471969 >>718472017 >>718472258
did anyone actually play kirby air ride or is it one of those games people pretend to care about?
Anonymous No.718470219
I sure hope the Item Bounce mode returns, and I really hope they bring back the Item Bounce music.
Anonymous No.718470257
>>718470215
If I didn't play it I wouldn't be watching this direct.
Anonymous No.718470316 >>718470413
>>718470215
Personally I never got into it but I had friends who were crazy about it
I'll try out the new one, and I'm happy that an obscure game like this is getting a direct sequel
Personally, my dream Kirby sequel would be Kirby's Dream Course 2
Anonymous No.718470326
>>718470215
It's definitely the pre strive guilty gear of nintendo games.
Anonymous No.718470335
>>718470215
I don't think a lot of people played Air Ride, but from what I've seen since the direct announcement, it's one of those cases where anons that did play it REALLY liked the game.
Anonymous No.718470413 >>718470474
>>718470316
>>Kirby's Dream Course 2

I remember Dream Course, we had it, and it was HARD. At least, for me as a kid it was cause I was retarded. I haven't revisited since, but I always had fun with it even if I sucked at it.
Anonymous No.718470474
>>718470413
It's a classic
The multiplayer on it was top tier because you could just focus on fucking up the other player and try to steal their points
Anonymous No.718470516
>>718469898
>star garden
>Most of it is just a sonicfag pet garden game
>faithful
Retard.
Anonymous No.718470564 >>718470615
30 minutes to go

Post your favorite ride
Anonymous No.718470615
>>718470564
Now https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
Anonymous No.718470697
>>718470215
Nobodys played it and it's only hyped because of Sakurai
Anonymous No.718470726 >>718470839 >>718470927
45 minutes to talk about the simplest racing game ever?
Weird
Anonymous No.718470839
>>718470726
People mostly like the mode where it isn't a racing game.
Anonymous No.718470910
>>718469160 (OP)
Yes, hello. This is Eric.
https://www.kirbyairrideonline.com/
Just dropping this.
Anonymous No.718470927 >>718471079
>>718470726
you will learn about kirby air ride and you will like it

https://youtu.be/bRDAYgRns4E
Anonymous No.718470950
>>718470215
It was one of thee first video games I've played ever.
Even if I think it's just ok nowadays, I still have a soft spot for it.
Anonymous No.718470960
>>718470215
>did anyone actually play kirby air ride
It got that player's choice label so I assume there had to be at least a million people that played it.
Anonymous No.718470991
the gamecube game is dogshit. don't even know why sakurai bothered with this shit when he should have been making a sequel to uprising instead
Anonymous No.718471006
I think a City Trial type mode is guaranteed, Sakurai made two different versions of it for Smash 4 (a melee adventure mode type thing and a board game) so it's clear he still loves the concept
Anonymous No.718471015 >>718471087 >>718471445 >>718471542 >>718472118 >>718472181
>>718469160 (OP)
Dev time for a new kirby game was stolen for this slop
Anonymous No.718471039
If the Smash directs get stickies then this also deserves a sticky. Plain and FUCKING simple.
Anonymous No.718471079 >>718471442
>>718470927
https://nyaa.si/view/1736463

why am i autisticc
Anonymous No.718471087 >>718471170
>>718471015
Nigger you already got a whole ass Kirby game on Switch (with a Switch 2 exclusive expansion)
Anonymous No.718471170
>>718471087
It's not enough
Anonymous No.718471337
>>718470215
Theory: Melee fanatics played a pirated copy on a hacked wii in their hotel room at a smash tournament while high and drunk and having gay sex.
No other way to even pretend to care about this nongame on a console with so many best in the series entries.
Anonymous No.718471414 >>718475072
>hopes
they release it on S1 or at least in not any time soon

>>718469443
>open world meme
that's a non issue with a game with actual combat

>>718469898
because this looks like garbage, ugly forced gcn graphics
Anonymous No.718471442 >>718472027
>>718471079
no idea, but re-watching sakurai's video reminded me that air ride was originally made because of the anime, so based on my biased assumptions air riders must imply some new kirby multimedia project
Anonymous No.718471445
>>718471015
HAL's not even working on it, genius
Anonymous No.718471478
I’ve noticing from this thread that Kirby’s Air Ride suffers from the same sour grapes retardation that most Gamecube-era Nintendo games do, which is that because these games came from a generation older than the average /v/ user and few of them ever got a rerelease or VC port (meaning the physical copies are extremely expensive secondhand), the common narrative becomes β€œOh, well since I didn’t play it I assume nobody did, and if they claim they did they must be lying.”

Narcissism of the zoomie age on full display yet again. Yes, the world revolves around YOU and YOUR perception of video games, sweet child.
Anonymous No.718471526 >>718471579
>>718469160 (OP)
I hope it has an actual roster full of different Kirby characters, instead of just recolors of Kirby
Anonymous No.718471542 >>718471628 >>718471798 >>718471956
>>718471015
reminder that Metroid Prime 4 died for this
Anonymous No.718471574 >>718472031
>>718469160 (OP)
>Samurai is making this instead of porting KUI to the Switch
I'm coming home Hades.
Anonymous No.718471576
>>718469278
>Casuals do not know what air ride is
>This will need to compete with NINTENDO'S SECOND BEST MARIO KART GAME EVER
Yeah, it needs a direct.
Anonymous No.718471579
>>718471526
The point though was the copy abilities, which is Kirby's signature.
Anonymous No.718471628
>>718471542
As a Metroid fan, I highly doubt that. MP4 can cook as long as it needs to.
Anonymous No.718471798
>>718471542
And thats a good thing https://youtu.be/5ewS7Ollg_w?feature=shared
Anonymous No.718471842
>>718470215
I played it one time at a friend house and I thought it was bad, my friend agreed since we swapped it for melee after 40 minutes or so.
Anonymous No.718471862
Reminder: Sakurai thinks games are TOO CHEAP. This game will be priced at $100, MINIMUM.
Anonymous No.718471916
5 minutes guys
Anonymous No.718471956
>>718471542
I would accuse you of falseflagging, but I've seen a lot of Metroidfags being faggots about this direct so I can't tell anymore.
Anonymous No.718471957 >>718472135
QUICK LADS TELL ME ABOUT THIS GAME I'VE NEVER PLAYED IT COME ON HURRY UP
Anonymous No.718471962 >>718472154
>>718470215
The thing about Air Ride is that people don't play the main Air Ride (racing mode).
What everyone loved was City Trial, the mode that was about exploring a city and powering up before a final challenge.
It'll be interesting to see how aware Sakurai is of that fact.
Anonymous No.718471969
>>718470215
I used to play city trial a fuckton as a kid. there was just something about that mode that was so engaging. the actual races were okay, I don't think the driving is as fun as something like mario kart
Anonymous No.718472017
>>718470215
its the only kirby game I played
Anonymous No.718472027
>>718471442
>so based on my biased assumptions air riders must imply some new kirby multimedia project
Nintendo is trying to build up their own connected universe. They would do an animated Kirby series that ties into the Mario movies.
Anonymous No.718472031
>>718471574
Give it another 3 years assuming Furukawa doesn't force him straight back to the Smash mines.
Anonymous No.718472085 >>718472289
MODS STICKY THIS
Anonymous No.718472118
>>718471015
Fucking RETARD
Anonymous No.718472126
I'm hyped and scared.
If this game looks like ass I'm gonna lose it.
Anonymous No.718472135 >>718472235
>>718471957
It’s Kirby Mario Kart but the controls are literally just the stick and the A button. Nobody played the actual races and instead played a battle mode where you have several minutes to collect stat upgrades for your ship and then compete in a randomized event that could be anything from a race to a β€œaim for the targets” challenge.
Anonymous No.718472139 >>718472289
I would be very appreciative if the mods could sticky this thread please!
Anonymous No.718472142 >>718472263
I didn't care for the original, I feel nothing for this one yet maybe this direct will sell me.
The original didn't even have 45 minutes worth of shit to talk about, so I'm definitely curious.
Anonymous No.718472154
>>718471962
It's been 20 years since the original Air Ride. I'm sure he knows.
iirc Smash Run in Smash 3DS was based on City Trial.
Anonymous No.718472181
>>718471015
no that time was stolen by the forgotten land dlc
Anonymous No.718472201
Kirby is the aryan ubermench
https://youtu.be/wuO4_P_8p-Q?si=Ihri-68hH__ZEZPi&t=33
Anonymous No.718472203
sakurai has talked up AI the last few months, might be about to see a trainwreck
Anonymous No.718472208
It’s up
Anonymous No.718472235
>>718472135
thanks bro
Anonymous No.718472237
>lyrics
it begins
Anonymous No.718472238
VOCALS
Anonymous No.718472248 >>718472342
>rated e-e10
>direct for a single game
hol up
Anonymous No.718472249 >>718472337
GAY PINK THING GAY PINK THING GAY PINK THING GAY PINK THING GAY PINK THING GAY PINK THING
Anonymous No.718472250 >>718472337
This shit is so fucking gay
Anonymous No.718472253
>vocal song
So is this gonna be a thing for Kirby games from now on? Because I'm all for it.
Anonymous No.718472258
>>718470125
If I wasn't so disillusioned by everyone circlejerking for subscriptions, I'd be in your position too
The part of me that wants Nintendo to fail because their participation in everything wrong with modern gaming hopes you aren't feeling it
On the other hand, as a KAR fan, I hope and assume it will be good, and to that end support a fellow KAR fan
>>718470215
I played air ride way more than I played double dash, and dd is my favorite mk entry. It was awesome having that unlockables board. Sakurai gets me
Anonymous No.718472263
>>718472142
see a doctor about your lack of soul. not that he can help you but maybe enough meds can help you live an almost normal life.
Anonymous No.718472265
what if the game is bad?
Anonymous No.718472278 >>718472532
does anyone else always wear their cat girl socks for nintendo direct? :3
Anonymous No.718472279
holy fuck sakurai looks old as shit
Anonymous No.718472281
Sakurai's age is starting to show.
Anonymous No.718472289
>>718472085
>>718472139
keep begging
Anonymous No.718472290
I believe in Sakurai
Anonymous No.718472291
The fountain of youth is drying up
Anonymous No.718472297
>It's HIM
It's Him
>It's HIM
It's Him
>It's HIM
It's Him
>It's HIM
It's Him
>It's HIM
It's Him
>It's HIM
It's Him
Anonymous No.718472303
BANDANA
Anonymous No.718472310
>20 years
Anonymous No.718472313
YAAASS. SHOW ME SUSIE.
Anonymous No.718472314
>Sakurai doing the tortured artist routine before even introducing himself
Anonymous No.718472315 >>718472342
>amazing visuals
>boring soulless font
why is this a thing
Anonymous No.718472319
>>718469160 (OP)
here we go lads
Anonymous No.718472321
Dedede is the best kirby character
Anonymous No.718472326
Lookin' good.
Anonymous No.718472327
>rosterfags won
It's over
Anonymous No.718472331
sakurai always gets the most entertaining directs
Anonymous No.718472332
ROSTERFAGS WON
SHIT
Anonymous No.718472336
>ROSTERFAGGING IS HERE
OHNONONO
NOT AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718472337
>>718472249
>>718472250
it's a game for literal children, sometimes adults can have fun while playing it but tuning into this and complaining that it "looks gay" is very silly
Anonymous No.718472339
Anonymous No.718472342
>bandana dee is in
>actual characters this time
>>718472248
oh no, smash ultimate ns2 is real
>>718472315
It has to be a temporary logo.
Anonymous No.718472346
So far so good. Wonderful direct.
Anonymous No.718472348
>sakurai finally underwent twink death
Anonymous No.718472351 >>718472402
KEK IT LOOKS LIKE SMASH ULTIMATE
Anonymous No.718472353
What is even the point of this game
Anonymous No.718472354
i remember dedede being annoying as fuck to unlock
Anonymous No.718472359 >>718472462
Why are they making yet another fucking mario kart game?
Anonymous No.718472373
HAT GOOMBA
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718472375 >>718472423
I don't actually care about Air Ride, I just enjoy hearing Sakurai talk and his brand of humor.
Anonymous No.718472381
Glad Dedede is back to this look, not a fan of the Kirby 64/Forgotten Land version.
Anonymous No.718472389 >>718472462
Isn't that just an MK reskin
Anonymous No.718472392
Ahh yes Kawasaki, the fifth friend
Anonymous No.718472394
Anonymous No.718472402
>>718472351
>Sakurai continues to do what he wants the way he wants
Good.
Anonymous No.718472404
>Kawasaki
>literally no other newcomers
BASED
Anonymous No.718472409
meta knight doesn't fly anymore, wtf
Anonymous No.718472415
>you might be wondering how i found myself in this situation
Anonymous No.718472416
damn youtubers always plugging their channels
Anonymous No.718472419
>"MAKE A FUCKING GAME SAKURAI"
>"fine" *makes kirby air ride*
Anonymous No.718472423
>>718472375
same
i'm just watching this because it kind of reminds me Smash Bros. directs
Anonymous No.718472425
There's your Smash Ultimate mention.
Anonymous No.718472440
>ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Yeah we get it Sakurai
Anonymous No.718472445 >>718472524 >>718472553
>BAMCO
ABORT ABORT ABORT
Anonymous No.718472457
Stop shilling your youtube Sakurai
Anonymous No.718472462 >>718472507
>>718472359
>>718472389
You faggots are the reason we don't get new F-Zeros and should be executed.
Anonymous No.718472486 >>718472565 >>718472572 >>718472583
>It's basically Mario Kart
Wowee, Switch 2 gets 2 Mario Karts?
Anonymous No.718472489 >>718472572
>So, it is basically like Mario Kart
Anonymous No.718472492
Sakurai-san understands city trial is the GOAT
Anonymous No.718472494 >>718472579
>directly addresses the why this when you have mario kart questions
kek
Anonymous No.718472495
>km/h
OHNONONO
IMPERIALBROS
Anonymous No.718472498
This guy is a fucking narcissist
Anonymous No.718472504 >>718472572
>I'm just going to make a reskin of Mario Kart
>you guys sure you want to continue with this?
>okay then
Anonymous No.718472506 >>718472593
>admitting no one gives a shit about the races in your racing game
a bold move
Anonymous No.718472507
>>718472462
F-Zero is nothing like MK though, here even Sakurai is saying it's the same shit
Anonymous No.718472513
>appeal is not the races
he knows
Anonymous No.718472515
What about city trial? That's the only thing people care about
Anonymous No.718472519
Already looks better than MKW I fear.
Anonymous No.718472524
>>718472445
C'mon, they aren't that bad
Anonymous No.718472526
>Isn't this just Mario Kart?
>Yes
I kneel
Anonymous No.718472528
Should have been Mario Kart dlc …
Anonymous No.718472532 >>718472623
>>718472278
What do trans-themed socks have to do with catgirls? Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.718472539 >>718472615
>Yeah, it's mario kart but kirby kek what is miyamoto going to do cry?
Did he really need to say that?!
Anonymous No.718472553
>>718472445
More like Scamco
Anonymous No.718472563
"Why make a new F-Zero when Mario kart exists"

Nintendo once said this by the way
Anonymous No.718472565
>>718472486
Making up for the Switch getting 0.
Anonymous No.718472572 >>718472626
>>718472486
>>718472489
>>718472504
>Can't read
Anonymous No.718472579 >>718472640
>>718472494
>directly addresses
But he didn't make any arguments, he just showed some footage that looks like MK instead...
Anonymous No.718472583
>>718472486
>bitching about having 2 cakes
Anonymous No.718472586
Sakurai ain't beating the allegations today.
Anonymous No.718472590 >>718472662
a b press is a b press, you can't say it's only a half
Anonymous No.718472591
>one button is back
Hell yeeaaah
Anonymous No.718472592
>sakurai is really giving us a tutorial on racing games
Huh?
Anonymous No.718472593
>>718472506
Honestly the best thing he could've said.
I now have 100% faith in this game.
Anonymous No.718472596
>shitty ass pop song like in Smash
I fucking hate Sakurai so much
Anonymous No.718472610
NINTENDO WON
SAKURAI-SAMA WON
Anonymous No.718472614
but what about half a press?
Anonymous No.718472615 >>718472660
>>718472539
This is Daddy Sakurai, he can say anything he wants
Anonymous No.718472620
DURIFTO
Anonymous No.718472623
>>718472532
we're both cute and delicious
Anonymous No.718472626 >>718472678 >>718472917
>>718472572
Explain how what you're looking at right now isn't Mario Kart.
Anonymous No.718472627
ok wheres city trial
Anonymous No.718472630
>Drift slop
Yes fuck yes
Anonymous No.718472640
>>718472579
he addressed it by saying it's just like mario kart though
Anonymous No.718472641 >>718472727 >>718472731 >>718472772
they keep the one button controls
Anonymous No.718472646 >>718472753
>Bamco is developing this with Sora Ltd
RIP to that anon who told me Smash still had a chance to happen soon fucking lmao
Anonymous No.718472647
so if it was just a mario kart game
why did people bitch about wanting an air ride game when rosalina's smash trailer hit
Anonymous No.718472654 >>718472736 >>718472750 >>718472772 >>718472887
>still sticking to the 1 button control scheme
braindead toddler retards we eating good
Anonymous No.718472660
>>718472615
>kirby fags are gay
Anonymous No.718472662
>>718472590
ok TJ "Henry" Yoshi.
Anonymous No.718472678 >>718472713
>>718472626
One button controls
Situation-agnostic flight options
Characters with different gameplay functions
Kirby
Anonymous No.718472682
EXCITEBIKE RAMP MECHANICS
Anonymous No.718472690 >>718472729
>second button
FUCK THIS SHIT
Anonymous No.718472694
>unfortunately
KEK
Anonymous No.718472696
>six minutes wasted telling press b to use turbo.
What a waste of time of a direct
Anonymous No.718472697
>1 more button
ruined!
Anonymous No.718472705
TWO BUTTONS?!?!?
Anonymous No.718472708 >>718472791
>Unfortunately
Anonymous No.718472709 >>718472770 >>718472791
It's so fucking over...
Anonymous No.718472713
>>718472678
>One button controls
THIS DID NOT AGE WELL
Anonymous No.718472714
>second button
Game ruined.
Anonymous No.718472717
If we dont get metroid prime 4 this year Nintendo is dead…
Anonymous No.718472721
>But this time we have added a second button unfortunately
I love Sakurai so much.
Anonymous No.718472727
>>718472641
and that's a good thing
Anonymous No.718472728
AIEEEEEEE THIS IS TOO COMPLEX
Anonymous No.718472729
>>718472690
unfortunately kek
Anonymous No.718472730
Anonymous No.718472731
>>718472641
HAHAHAHA YOU IDIOT
Anonymous No.718472735
>two buttons
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
Anonymous No.718472736
>>718472654
there is literally nothing wrong with being a braindead toddler
Anonymous No.718472737
>TWO BUTTONS
bros...
Anonymous No.718472739
>a second button has hit the tower
Anonymous No.718472742
>Unfortunately.
Anonymous No.718472745 >>718473030
damn the ui is really soulless
Anonymous No.718472748
>>718469160 (OP)
>no one is actually watching
It's Kirby Air Rideover
Anonymous No.718472750
>ultra sword is back
So it's just the bare minimum again?
>>718472654
>gets btfo immediately
Anonymous No.718472753
>>718472646
smash is completely dead, sorry kek
Anonymous No.718472754
>dark mind remix
oh ho?
Anonymous No.718472757
HOLY KINO
2nd button justified
Anonymous No.718472765
Dedede is the coolest
Anonymous No.718472769
>Dark Mind theme
AMAZING MIRRORBROS?
Anonymous No.718472770
>>718472709
Turn based fans in shambles.
Anonymous No.718472772
>>718472654
>>718472641
SECOND BUTTON
GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
Anonymous No.718472778
AMAZING MIRROR MUSIC SPOTTED
Anonymous No.718472791
>>718472708
>>718472709
I love him
Anonymous No.718472793 >>718472856
>sticky a thread that won't hit bump limit
Anonymous No.718472804
They incremented the amount of buttons you have to use to 100%!!!!
Anonymous No.718472805 >>718472845 >>718472861
This is just a GC game with higher res isn't it
Anonymous No.718472807
sakurai unfortunately meme needed
Anonymous No.718472808
cappyGODS
Anonymous No.718472816
Where's Adeline Sakurai?
Anonymous No.718472817
This game looks amazing
Anonymous No.718472819
>>718469160 (OP)
Oooh special button
Anonymous No.718472820
>damn the ui is really soulless
Anonymous No.718472823
SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
Anonymous No.718472824 >>718472923
>still another 35 minutes left

fucking why
Anonymous No.718472827
IM ALREADY SOLD

BUY BUY BUY
Anonymous No.718472828
Oh fuck it's CAPPY
Anonymous No.718472829
>serve spicy curry
SAAAAAAR PLS REDEEM
Anonymous No.718472831
CAPPY BROS RISE UP!!
Anonymous No.718472835 >>718472913
They're gonna drop Hades 2 right? Surely they're not gonna talk about this dogshit meme game for 45 minutes
Anonymous No.718472840
>cappy is playable
Oh fuck, it really is rosterfaggotry.
Anonymous No.718472841
So glad I bought a ps5 pro instead of switch 2
Anonymous No.718472845
>>718472805
As god intended
Anonymous No.718472848
Did nigga just add a playable cappy
Anonymous No.718472853
CAPPY IS HERE
GAMING IS SAVED
THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED
THANK YOU SAINT SAKURAI
Anonymous No.718472856
>>718472793
Snoys mad x24
Anonymous No.718472857 >>718472904 >>718472929 >>718472938 >>718473058
how is anybody going to want this over Mario Kart 8, even world?
Anonymous No.718472858
>you WILL buy my exact fucking clone of Mario Kart down to the pick up powers
Anonymous No.718472859
CITY
TRIAL
CITY
TRIAL
CITY
TRIAL
CITY
TRIAL
CITY
TRIAL
Anonymous No.718472861
>>718472805
video game art styles peaked in the gamecube era
Anonymous No.718472867
I SAW CITY TRIAL!
Anonymous No.718472871
CITY TRIAL IS IN
Anonymous No.718472873
CITY TRIAL!!!!
Anonymous No.718472874
So is Meta Knight going to be the meta pick?
Anonymous No.718472875
there it was, city trial confirmed
Anonymous No.718472878
adeleine up shots please
Anonymous No.718472879 >>718472968
is he padding the runtime of this by explaining basic racing game controls as a joke?
Anonymous No.718472887
>>718472654
BALAN WONDERWORLD BTFO

>unfortunately
lmfao, I love sakurai
Anonymous No.718472892
>gran turismo licenses
Anonymous No.718472894
here we goooo
Anonymous No.718472896
Sakurai would rather make the fucking mushroom playable before he even considers nu-Kirby.
Anonymous No.718472898 >>718473097 >>718473120
Magokeks...Marxkeks...
we lost to FUCKING CAPPY!
Anonymous No.718472904
>>718472857
cause its not even about the races
Anonymous No.718472913
>>718472835
you are dumb for even entering this thread with this phony question
Anonymous No.718472917
>>718472626
Sakurai explained it to you already
Anonymous No.718472920 >>718473270 >>718473276
Anonymous No.718472923 >>718472943 >>718473006 >>718473008 >>718473032 >>718473041 >>718473080 >>718473175 >>718473276
>>718472824
so they can announce supaa sumasshu burazaazu mega ultimato deluxe for the last 20 minutes
Anonymous No.718472925 >>718472974
>can't boost
what's the point
Anonymous No.718472929 >>718473004 >>718473034
>>718472857
I work full time and live with my parents, I can afford to buy two racing games on one console.
Anonymous No.718472936 >>718472986 >>718473072 >>718473104 >>718473124
>Still characters from his games
This is the bare minimum for Kirby rosters. If he match up with this, the game is DOA.
Anonymous No.718472938
>>718472857
but i thought mario kart world was ruined because of muh intermissions?
Anonymous No.718472939
She is in right?
Anonymous No.718472941
kirby airride is cool and all but why are 2/3 of the major switch 2 launch titles racing games
Anonymous No.718472943
>>718472923
Make sure to not use teeth
Anonymous No.718472947
wagon star my beloved
Anonymous No.718472949
Anonymous No.718472950
>paper star
NEW STARS ARE IN
Anonymous No.718472952
He just acknowledged Kumazaki's canon, will the retards feuding over this shut up at last?
Anonymous No.718472954
Here are the PS4 graphics I've been telling you about bro
Anonymous No.718472959
why is kirby in xenoblade world
Anonymous No.718472968
>>718472879
he's explaining it to the zoomers that werent born when the gamecube released
Anonymous No.718472972
bulkbros, our piece of shit star is back
Anonymous No.718472974
>>718472925
I did not know as a kid either
Anonymous No.718472983
SWERVE STAR GOATED
Anonymous No.718472986
>>718472936
We're only 10 minutes in fren.
Anonymous No.718472990 >>718473042
>brought back the Swerve Star
FUCKIGN WHY
Anonymous No.718473001
Also known as Buttflation.
Anonymous No.718473002
>kept the first gamd's descriptions
sovl
Anonymous No.718473004 >>718473176
>>718472929
>I live with my parents
Anonymous No.718473005
chariot does look cool
Anonymous No.718473006
>>718472923
No way it's the first cock you suck!
Anonymous No.718473008
>>718472923
Swirl your tongue!
Anonymous No.718473014
SWERVE STAR MY BELOVED
Anonymous No.718473025
tank looking sick as fuck
Anonymous No.718473026
Swerve star chads run this shit
Anonymous No.718473027
This can quite literally run on my phone. And it only uses 2 buttons. Why is this a console game
Anonymous No.718473029
The puffball's chariot cannot be stopped
Anonymous No.718473030 >>718473241
>>718472745
what modern game doesn't have souless ui
Anonymous No.718473032
>>718472923
The tip is most sensitive, focus on that and cupping the balls, the ball like being warmed.
Anonymous No.718473034
>>718472929
>question about quality
>NUH UH I-I-I'M NOT POOR
Anonymous No.718473040
Wait, kirby is /m/ as fuck?
Anonymous No.718473041
>>718472923
get up under that foreskin bitch boy
Anonymous No.718473042
>>718472990
SwerveGODS stay winning
Anonymous No.718473052 >>718473109
dont tell me the nintendies are getting excited for another recycled slop mini game with a $80 price tag again

they cant be doing this again can they?
Anonymous No.718473053
they got the air ride machines so right in the first game the new ones feel like new gen Pokemon designs
Anonymous No.718473058 >>718473161
>>718472857
I'll play all three of them, fag.
Anonymous No.718473063
IT'S OVER
Anonymous No.718473070
WILL ESCARGOON BE IN???
Anonymous No.718473072
>>718472936
hopefully marx at least gets in
Anonymous No.718473080
>>718472923
Be sure to swallow everything, ok?
Anonymous No.718473082
MAGOLOR
Anonymous No.718473084
MagoGODS...
Anonymous No.718473090
OH FUCK IT'S GOOEY
Anonymous No.718473091
GOOEY BROS
Anonymous No.718473095
GoeyGODS
Anonymous No.718473096
MAGOLOR IS IN
SAKURAI BIAS FAGS BEFO FOREVER
Anonymous No.718473097
>>718472898
GET FUCKED
Anonymous No.718473102
>speed boost at low health
KINO
Anonymous No.718473104 >>718473371
>>718472936
Retard
Anonymous No.718473107
GOOEYBROS
Anonymous No.718473108
NOW YOU FAGS CAN SHIT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.718473109
>>718473052
how retarded do you have to be to not only watch this guy, but to actively post him
Anonymous No.718473110
Sakurai will only have his own characters faggots BTFO.
Anonymous No.718473112 >>718473158
WHERE IS RICK
Anonymous No.718473113
Wheelie bros and Top Ride bros... I don't feel so good
Anonymous No.718473117
GOOEY GODS?!?!
Anonymous No.718473119 >>718473295
Nintendo fanboys really buy anything huh …
Anonymous No.718473120
>>718472898
Magokeks... we WON
Anonymous No.718473124 >>718473371
>>718472936
GET FUCKED FAGGG
Anonymous No.718473125
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGOSISTERS I KNEEL FUCK YEAH KNUCKLE JOE
Anonymous No.718473128
EVERYONE IS HERE
Anonymous No.718473129
WHERE THE FUCK IS CITY TRIAL
Anonymous No.718473130
hey it's susie
Anonymous No.718473131
SUSIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.718473136
GOOEY BROS WE FUCKING WON WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718473137
EVERYONE
IS
HERE
Anonymous No.718473139
>an odd creature of mysterious origin
Sakurai won't acknowledge Dark Matter if it kills him
Anonymous No.718473141
SEXO
Anonymous No.718473145
WHERES RICK
IS HE SAFE
Anonymous No.718473146
Mario Kart never stood a chance I fear... Got runner up after E33 right here.
Anonymous No.718473147
SUSIE
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718473148
SHE'S INj
Anonymous No.718473150 >>718473219 >>718473275
dude one button gameplay lmao
Anonymous No.718473151
>knuckle joe
KINO
KINO
KINO
Anonymous No.718473152
sex
Anonymous No.718473158
>>718473112
PICKLE
Anonymous No.718473160
MY WIFE IS IN LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718473161 >>718474818
>>718473058
>I'll slop up everything
yeah we know. Kirby isn't even a Nintendo IP btw. And this is made by Bandai too so what are you even slopping up so proudly
Anonymous No.718473164
YESSSSSS SUSIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.718473168
>GOOEY
KINOOOO
Anonymous No.718473172 >>718473818
sex
Anonymous No.718473175
>>718472923
Use your tongue like Go
oey
Anonymous No.718473176 >>718473361
>>718473004
Sucks but am leaf, California prices, Mississippi wages.
Anonymous No.718473180
Susie sexo
Anonymous No.718473182
SUSIE SEXOOO!!
Anonymous No.718473186
MAGOCHADS...
GOOEYBROS...
BEAM ATTACK ZOOMERS...
KNUCKLE JOE WEEBS...
SUSIESIMPS...
WE ALL WON!
Anonymous No.718473192 >>718473230 >>718473324
SO what about city trial?
Anonymous No.718473193 >>718473287
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR NARRATIVE I THOUGHT SAKURAI WAS A STUBBORN EGOMANIAC!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718473196
KNUCKLE GOD
Anonymous No.718473197 >>718473398
WHERE'S ADELAIDE
Anonymous No.718473201 >>718473236 >>718473260
Taranzakeks...
Anonymous No.718473204
BRING BACK CHECKER KNIGHTS BABY
Anonymous No.718473209
Ok, three characters from Kirby games he didn't work in, are the allegations finished?
Anonymous No.718473210
KIRBKINO
CAPPGAWDS WON
SAKURAI WON
Anonymous No.718473214
City Trial??? Top Ride???
Anonymous No.718473219
>>718473150
there are TWO buttons now YOU STUPID FUCK
Anonymous No.718473223
WHERES ESCARGOON
Anonymous No.718473227
I NEED A SWERVE STAR TO GET ME THAT DERE KIRBY
Anonymous No.718473229
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SAKURAI PUT IN THAT WHORE SUSIE BEFORE WHOLESOME, SWEET ADELEINE?
Anonymous No.718473230
>>718473192
Probably gonna be it's own spotlight.
Anonymous No.718473231
4 tracks
Anonymous No.718473236
>>718473201
Literally who
Anonymous No.718473237 >>718473290
WHERE THE FUCK ARE KIRBYS REAL FRIENDS
Anonymous No.718473238 >>718473282
Anonymous No.718473241
>>718473030
you're right, a lot of them do. the logo is bland too
Anonymous No.718473245
ripplesisters....
Anonymous No.718473256
>Florida Fields
Anonymous No.718473260
>>718473201
Its so over...
Dead as his girlfriend....
Anonymous No.718473270
>>718472920
thanks for all of the (You)'s :)
Anonymous No.718473271
How powerful is sakurai that they gave him the ok for a 45 fucking minutes direct for this shit
Anonymous No.718473273
NO MY LORE
Anonymous No.718473275
>>718473150
Balanfags winning so hard right now
Anonymous No.718473276
>>718472920
>>718472923
Perfect
Anonymous No.718473282
>>718473238
Whore
Anonymous No.718473283
>everyone can use copy abilities
soulless
Anonymous No.718473284
Lore trannies not gonna like this one
Anonymous No.718473286
EVERYONE CAN COPY?
NOOOO THE KIRBY LORE!!!
Anonymous No.718473287 >>718473341
>>718473193
He is but with smash bros cutscenes.
Anonymous No.718473290
>>718473237
GOOEY MAINS REPORT IN
Anonymous No.718473292
Sorry bros adeleine is busy cleaning my smegma
Anonymous No.718473293
>Sakurai says fuck your lore
Anonymous No.718473295
>>718473119
>snoy fags really shit huh
Anonymous No.718473298
FUCK IT
EVERYONE IS KIRBY NOW
Anonymous No.718473304 >>718473386
why are they using the smash bros art style for everything in the game
is sakurai really that lazy or is it some hidden message I don't understand
Anonymous No.718473305
Kino
Anonymous No.718473313
Man this game looks so good but no-one is gonna buy it

At best we're going to have city trial side tourneys at smash events and that's it
Anonymous No.718473314
Uh oh Kirbybros we're not special anymore...
Anonymous No.718473316
kirbysisters not like this
Anonymous No.718473317
>yes we did
Anonymous No.718473319
The canon? BROKEN
The lore? SHATTERED
Anonymous No.718473320
Sakurai is raping Kirby lore as we speak
Anonymous No.718473323
ah, yes, steel ball run
Anonymous No.718473324
>>718473192
We're literally only 1/3rd in.
Anonymous No.718473325
FUCK IT
EVERYONE GETS COPY ABILITIES
Anonymous No.718473326
Yarimasu
Anonymous No.718473330
DEDEDE BROS

WE CAN COPY NOW, ITS OVER FOR KIRBY
Anonymous No.718473331
Uh Rickbros...
Anonymous No.718473332
>everyone can use abilities
LOOK IT IS FIRE DEDEDE, OUR HERO!
Anonymous No.718473335
>the first noncanon Kirby game
Lorefags AREN'T gonna like this one
Anonymous No.718473338 >>718473392
I want Elline, but I know it will never be.
Anonymous No.718473339
THE FUCKING WHEEL IS BACK
Anonymous No.718473341 >>718473407
>>718473287
that's also wrong he turned them into trailers
Anonymous No.718473346 >>718473446
>everyone can have the copy ability now
Thats fucking retarded
Anonymous No.718473347
>no longer have to waggle
NOOOOO
Anonymous No.718473352 >>718473397 >>718473446
Fuck you Kirby you pink fag you are not unique anymore
Anonymous No.718473357
>removed flicking for plasma
TRASH GAME
Anonymous No.718473361 >>718473480
>>718473176
GOOD MORNING SAAR
Anonymous No.718473363
no longer flick the stick to charge, its been casualfied
Anonymous No.718473368 >>718473409
>Metal Ability's Steel Ball move came back
???
Anonymous No.718473371
>>718473104
>>718473124
Good, this isn't his franchise anymore. Baby steps. Now let's see if he can do the same in Smash Bros.
Anonymous No.718473385
SOUL
Anonymous No.718473386
>>718473304
did you not notice that the original air ride uses the melee art style
i'm pretty sure kirby's model in that game is taken directly from melee
Anonymous No.718473390
>NOO THE GAME SHOULD BE UNBALANCED FOR THE LORE
FUNgods won
lorecucks lost
Anonymous No.718473391
>A fucking BALL
Anonymous No.718473392
>>718473338
Same...
Anonymous No.718473397
>>718473352
kirby is a false god CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.718473398
>>718473197
Sakurai bias isn't truly over until she, a human character, is in.
Anonymous No.718473407
>>718473341
Out of spite.
Anonymous No.718473409
>>718473368
jojo reference
Anonymous No.718473410
they nerfed spark because it used to be overpowered, I remember fucking up my friends with it all the time
Anonymous No.718473414
>everyone can have the copy ability now
Thats fucking awesome!
Anonymous No.718473415
>it's not even about races

but I'm watching races right now. I don't fucking get it
Anonymous No.718473416 >>718473492 >>718473519 >>718473571
WHO?
Anonymous No.718473417
STARMAN IS HERE
Anonymous No.718473425
STARMAN!?!??!?
>STARMAN!?!??!?
STARMAN!?!??!?
>STARMAN!?!??!?
STARMAN!?!??!?
>STARMAN!?!??!?
Anonymous No.718473426
>STARMAN
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.718473427
STARMAN CHADS
Anonymous No.718473428 >>718473471 >>718473475 >>718473504 >>718473571
STARMANBROS WE ARE SO BACK
who the fuck is Starman?
Anonymous No.718473429
STARMAN
Anonymous No.718473430
THERE'S A STAAARRMAAAAAAN
Anonymous No.718473431
WAIT
THEY'RE NOT TEETH?
STARMAN?
Anonymous No.718473443
STARMAN FTW
Anonymous No.718473445
>Starman
BOWIE REFERENCE?
Anonymous No.718473446
>>718473346
>>718473352
Makes sense for gooey though
Anonymous No.718473449
So this is gonna be Mario Kart World except good at this point?
Anonymous No.718473457
starman is already the name of an existing nintendo character though
Anonymous No.718473460
Elfilinkeks...
Anonymous No.718473461
HERE IT COMES
Anonymous No.718473463
>TOH
Anonymous No.718473465
starman>kirby
Anonymous No.718473470
>vaginahead is playable
Anonymous No.718473471
>>718473428
biggu janpu
Anonymous No.718473472
STARMAN IS IN
Anonymous No.718473474
PEAKMAN
I LOVE HI-JUMP
Anonymous No.718473475
>>718473428
He's Starman
Anonymous No.718473476
JUMP CHADS
Anonymous No.718473480
>>718473361
Jeets live with 20 room mates, not parents.
Anonymous No.718473485 >>718473527
WHERES THE ORIGINAL STAR WALKER!!!???
Anonymous No.718473490
There's a starman waiting in the sky
Anonymous No.718473492
>>718473416
casualfag he gives the jump ability
Anonymous No.718473503 >>718473654
>Mario kart world bloated the fuck out of races
>its only 6 here
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718473504 >>718473654
>>718473428
He gives you the high jump ability. Love that lil guy.
Anonymous No.718473508 >>718473654
dropping shade on mariokart
Anonymous No.718473509
EAT SHIT NINTENDO WITH MARIO KART HAHA
Anonymous No.718473510 >>718473654
MKworldsissies...
Anonymous No.718473517
m..mmy lore
Anonymous No.718473518
When was the last time Starman was in a game lol. Was it RtDL?
Anonymous No.718473519
>>718473416
HE CUTE
Anonymous No.718473520 >>718473654
dunking on MKW
Anonymous No.718473523
>Too many racers makes the game not fun
God bless his Mario Kart shit talk.
Anonymous No.718473527
>>718473485
go back, deltateen
Anonymous No.718473530
Was that some shade at MKW’s number of racers?
Anonymous No.718473538 >>718473654
kek
Anonymous No.718473542 >>718473592
A FUCKING TOOTH
Anonymous No.718473546 >>718473604
MOSES IS IN
Anonymous No.718473551
Did sakurai just btfo MKkeks?
Anonymous No.718473554
KIRBY SPLITS THE OCEAN! HE IS MOSES
Anonymous No.718473556 >>718473609
>Calling Mario Kart World out
Sakurai. What are you doing!?
Anonymous No.718473562
kino map desu
Anonymous No.718473567 >>718473625 >>718473710
>they don't know who starman is
Have you fags actually played a Kirby game?
Anonymous No.718473570 >>718473645
>twenty more minutes
we're about to see something crazy
Anonymous No.718473571
>>718473416
>>718473428
from kirbys adventure, when he first got copy ability
Anonymous No.718473572 >>718473638
Uh oh snoys are having their meltdown
Anonymous No.718473573
Anonymous No.718473578
AND KIRBY PARTED THE WATERS
AND LET THE JEWS CROSS THE RED SEA
Anonymous No.718473580
I can't believe sakurai can part the sea
Anonymous No.718473584
APOLOGIZE
Anonymous No.718473587
F-Zerobros we've been replaced...
Anonymous No.718473592
>>718473542
He's meant to be a star, you know?
Anonymous No.718473601
That's banger ass shirt. Anyone know where I can shop for that? It looks like hugo.
Anonymous No.718473602
>parting the sea
Item Bounce any second now
Anonymous No.718473604
>>718473546
Item bounce's theme was intentional all along...
Anonymous No.718473605 >>718473679
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.718473606 >>718473706 >>718473769 >>718473819
I still thing is suicide to launch another Nintendo IP racer when Mario Kart is already out.
Anonymous No.718473607 >>718473692 >>718473712 >>718473782 >>718473785
Am I going insane or is this really choppy? Like.. not 60fps
Anonymous No.718473609
>>718473556
Crashing this race with no survivors
Anonymous No.718473614
I thought City Trial would be the main game mode, why is just playing it like Mario Kart?
Anonymous No.718473621 >>718473665
How the fuck can this direct last another 20 minutes and more?
Anonymous No.718473624
>Now's not the time for questions
Anonymous No.718473625
>>718473567
I played Kirby Air Ride and one GBA game
Anonymous No.718473626
nice water
Anonymous No.718473638 >>718473668
>>718473572
>obssesion out of nowhere
Anonymous No.718473645
>>718473570
I assume it'll be padded heavily with Sakurai playing random matches to show off the game.
Anonymous No.718473651
This man is a treasure
Also even fucking sonic called out Mario kart
Anonymous No.718473652
>Start last and attack to first place
Um I thought he said he hated MK?
Anonymous No.718473653
KIRBY WILL SAVE THE JEWISH PEOPLE FROM SERVITUDE IN EGYPT CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.718473654 >>718473680
SAKURAI YOU FUCKING ERIC AC SNOY DONT YOU DARE SHITPOST ABOUT MARIO KART WORLD FUCK YOU

>>718473538
>>718473520
>>718473510
>>718473508
>>718473504
>>718473503
Snoy detected
Anonymous No.718473656
Holy screen shake
Anonymous No.718473664
He's just flexing now.
Anonymous No.718473665
>>718473621
city trial will be the entire second half
Anonymous No.718473668
>>718473638
>t. snoyim
Anonymous No.718473670
sakurai pretends like he isnt good at games then does that shit
Anonymous No.718473672
>first Sonicfags laughing at MKWorld
>now Kirbychads
World gets the last laugh by selling more than both your racers combined.
Anonymous No.718473678 >>718473753 >>718475549
kirby parted the red sea
let my people go
Anonymous No.718473679
>>718473605
they put my HERO in???
Anonymous No.718473680
>>718473654
Lmao someone's trying too hard!
Sit down little man, your blood pressure is too high.
Anonymous No.718473683
Was he using a GC controller? Based.
Anonymous No.718473691
>there isn't a lot of repetition
shots fired at MKW again kekaroo
Anonymous No.718473692 >>718473785
>>718473607
>Am I going insane or is this really choppy? Like.. not 60fps
What, you were expecting 60 fps on a Nintendo game? They don't do that
Anonymous No.718473696
FLORIDA IS IN
Anonymous No.718473706
>>718473606
that game is shit albeit
Anonymous No.718473710
>>718473567
I played squeak squad
Anonymous No.718473712
>>718473607
>Why does a live stream look off?
Anonymous No.718473719 >>718473745
>Taranza
>Marx
>Adeleine
>Ribbon
>All the Animal Friends
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
Anonymous No.718473720
This is P E A K level design
Anonymous No.718473723
City Trial is for the 80 minutes September direct
Anonymous No.718473724 >>718473921
Anonymous No.718473730
Cyberion Highway looks cool as fuck I will absolutely play that stage.
Anonymous No.718473735
>gentle breeze
Heh... *tips fedora* I understood that reference *snork*
Anonymous No.718473736
fucking hell is sakurai going to make me get a switch 2
Anonymous No.718473739
>the sea is parted
>now golem returns
Ok, Item Bounce has to return now.
Anonymous No.718473740
That water track looked really good
Wonder if the higher ups saw how mario kart world was turning out and asked him to make another racer
Anonymous No.718473742 >>718473845 >>718473920
Mario kart world is peak and filters redditors unlike this shit.
Anonymous No.718473745
>>718473719
>revealing your hand early on
Anonymous No.718473750
You know this game looks pretty fun. I would buy it but not for 80 lmao. 40 would have been a kino
Anonymous No.718473753
>>718473678
First KI:U, now this
Anonymous No.718473758
I can't wait for Item Bounce 2
Anonymous No.718473769
>>718473606
this game is like 6 months after mario kart world? sales wont get canabalized
Anonymous No.718473771
Didn't play the original but this looks great.
Might be day one buy for me.
Anonymous No.718473775
Would it be wrong to say I do still like having the original albeit generic maps
Anonymous No.718473778
ngl this music slaps fr fr
Anonymous No.718473780 >>718473928 >>718475474
I love Sakurai, but he shouldn't just go and say "it's a really good game" when talking about a game he himself produced. It's ridicoulus.
Anonymous No.718473782
>>718473607
it's a fucking Direct video. of course it's 60FPS
Anonymous No.718473785
>>718473607
>>718473692
>3rd world phonefag 480p feed retards out themselves
Anonymous No.718473792
MARIO KART-KUCKS BTFO
Anonymous No.718473794
Tracks look rad
Anonymous No.718473798 >>718473891
Track design is eh
World easily mogs it
Anonymous No.718473815
this looks a lot better than mario kart world
Anonymous No.718473818 >>718473904
>>718473172
>so desperate to not get cucked like the prequel they bought in the most popular waifu
Anonymous No.718473819
>>718473606
No, Diddy Kong Racing did incredibly well on N64, it came out after Mario Kart 64, and both games were still played and loved.
Anonymous No.718473821 >>718474963 >>718475130
I'll be honest, I don't really care about the original Air Ride but this looks more appealing just due to MKWorld being turd-like

It looks too slow though, Sakurai needs to get over his obsession with making games playable for everyone including your grandma
Anonymous No.718473829
tailgating meta
Anonymous No.718473836 >>718473898 >>718474108
Sakurai pretends to be a youtuber, how cute
Anonymous No.718473845
>>718473742
Air Ride cucked Double Dash and Air Riders is currently fucking World
Deal with it
Anonymous No.718473850
>slowfags left behind
Anonymous No.718473867
LEAVE YOUR SLOW FRIENDS BEHIND
Anonymous No.718473868
Get left behind slow retards
Anonymous No.718473870
fucking slic is back?
Anonymous No.718473880 >>718474020
Lmao, looks like this will be the third failure of a direct in a row
Anonymous No.718473884 >>718473931
Intelligent online design in a fucking nintendo game? Masaka...
Anonymous No.718473887 >>718475390
I only now just realized that Kirby is the main character of every Smash Bros game.
Anonymous No.718473891 >>718474225
>>718473798
>Straight line intermission tracks are better

Look at this faggot
Anonymous No.718473896
Mario Kart sissies... we just keep getting dabbed on
Anonymous No.718473898
>>718473836
>the devs demonstrating that they can play the game is bad
what did anon mean by this
Anonymous No.718473902
>don't have to wait for the slowfags
Based
Anonymous No.718473904
>>718473818
i hear more about adeleine than i do susie
Anonymous No.718473909
>smash bros rom hack asset flip

Holy shit, this looks awful. Will only buy if that has a 120fps mode.
Anonymous No.718473913 >>718473982
Item Bounce status?
Anonymous No.718473914
TWISTED METAL CAMEO
Anonymous No.718473916
kirby stole axels ride
Anonymous No.718473920
>>718473742
kek nope.
Anonymous No.718473921
>>718473724
>no anti soul gas, just nice colorful graphics
I kneel
Anonymous No.718473923
Sticky?
Anonymous No.718473924
SLICK STAR MY BELOVED
Anonymous No.718473925
>Rex wheel
XENO CHADS WE'RE IN
Anonymous No.718473928
>>718473780
he likes his own game, what's the problem here its not like he's manipulating the fans they can literally see the gameplay and judge for themselves
Anonymous No.718473930 >>718474024
WHERE IS SHE?
Anonymous No.718473931
>>718473884
no, masahiro
Anonymous No.718473938
why does this entire game feel like a direct critique of MK World lmao.
this looks so good I'm not even mad about Nintendo killing mario kart anymore.
Anonymous No.718473945
IT'S TIME
Anonymous No.718473946
LETS FUCKING GO
Anonymous No.718473947
>Fucking BABIES may slow it down if they want.
Anonymous No.718473951
>city trial
oh boy here we go
Anonymous No.718473953
HERE IT ISSSSS
Anonymous No.718473957
Kirby DNF
Anonymous No.718473958
IT'S FUCKING HERE
Anonymous No.718473961
>Easy modo eeeh
Anonymous No.718473962 >>718474264
>RETIRED
jojo
Anonymous No.718473964
>Retarded
Anonymous No.718473965
>city trial
>main event
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.718473969
MONSTER POO!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718473970
WOOOO CITY TRIAL
THE MAIN EVENT
Anonymous No.718473973
IT IS FIRE DEDEDE
OUR HERO!
I would never say that...
Anonymous No.718473976
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Anonymous No.718473979
Lmao burnout
Anonymous No.718473982
>>718473913
never
the music is too controversial to include
Anonymous No.718473984
ok this is peak
Anonymous No.718473991
>MUH DIRECT WON'T HAVE CITY TRAIL
HALF WAY IN BOYS.
Anonymous No.718473995 >>718474052 >>718474107 >>718474139
Top Ridebros...are we forgotten?
Anonymous No.718474000
>mario kart but with narrower roads

Damn tendies really will eat up whatever slop Nintendo serves won't they?
Anonymous No.718474004
Ruined.
Anonymous No.718474019 >>718474083 >>718474092
SOULESS
Anonymous No.718474020 >>718474118
>>718473880
>snoyposting
Anonymous No.718474024
>>718473930
>lolifag
Anonymous No.718474028 >>718474091
Anonymous No.718474037
SKYAH
Anonymous No.718474045
reveal more characters
i want playable whispy woods
Anonymous No.718474046 >>718474094
>1 city trial map
Gaaaay
Anonymous No.718474048
Holy shit!
Anonymous No.718474051
>Skyah
Must've been in the lab for months coming up with that name.
Anonymous No.718474052
>>718473995
NO TOP RIDE NO BUY
Anonymous No.718474054
>1 map
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Anonymous No.718474060 >>718474132
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON MAP
Anonymous No.718474067
this looks pretty small?
Anonymous No.718474073
Where are the P Switches?
Anonymous No.718474081
they should let sakurai make a mainline kirby game
Anonymous No.718474083 >>718474129
>>718474019
Looks kind of small.
Anonymous No.718474091
>>718474028
What happened to the city?
Anonymous No.718474092
>>718474019
Nice joke. Where's the real map?
Anonymous No.718474093
>only 1 city trail map
...man
Anonymous No.718474094
>>718474046
DLC, my brother
Anonymous No.718474095
holy fuck this is way bigger than ti looks
Anonymous No.718474103
ok this is cool but wheres kid icarus
Anonymous No.718474107
>It's the only City Trial map
rip the multi map city trial dream
>>718473995
Nobody really cared about it. Can't say I'm surprised but considering the characters are actually characters this time, I'm more than fine with it.
Anonymous No.718474108
>>718473836
He's literally a YouTuber though. Has a bunch of YouTube vids about game design on his channel.
Anonymous No.718474114
>Sky
>but in Japanese
>Skyah
Anonymous No.718474118 >>718474140 >>718474197 >>718474468
>>718474020
mario kart world flopped
Anonymous No.718474123
It looks so much better than I expected.
Anonymous No.718474129
>>718474083
it has to be.
Anonymous No.718474132
>>718474060
>implying gayfreak could ever
Anonymous No.718474134
>only 5 minutes
????????????????????????
Anonymous No.718474139
>>718473995
God I hope not
Anonymous No.718474140
>>718474118
Lmao
Anonymous No.718474143
>16 Players
YES
Anonymous No.718474145 >>718474223 >>718474229
Why are they wasting time and money on this Gamecube-ass looking game when no one is going to buy it after Mario Kart anyway?
Anonymous No.718474157
Putting Mario Kart to shame.
Anonymous No.718474160
Yoooooo
Anonymous No.718474161 >>718474512
BATTLE ROYALE
Anonymous No.718474169
16 PLAYER CITY TRIAL
Anonymous No.718474170 >>718474512
It's a fucking Battle Royale lmao
Anonymous No.718474172
OH SHIT NIGGA 16 PLAYERS CT
Anonymous No.718474181
>target flight is back again
Fuck.
>16 player city trial with online
HOLY FUCK.
Anonymous No.718474182
>only nintendo cares about LAN play anymore
Anonymous No.718474184
>niggle doo
oh no no no
Anonymous No.718474189
CITY FUCKING TRIAL
16 PLAYERS
FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
Anonymous No.718474197
>>718474118
LMFAO
Anonymous No.718474220
>8 player local wireless
has there been any game like this with that capability since the 3DS?
Anonymous No.718474223
>>718474145
Because they owed Sakurai a favor for Ultimate and will be owing him another for the next Smash.
Anonymous No.718474225
>>718473891
Even the remade Mario Circuits are more interesting than this
Anonymous No.718474229
>>718474145
Because this is a game for people with tastes.
Anonymous No.718474239 >>718474331
>Skaia
Anonymous No.718474241 >>718474293 >>718475069
Anyone else love Kirby Airride as a kid but have literally 0 interest in this game, especially at full price.
Anonymous No.718474246
I love the 321 fast countdown
Anonymous No.718474249
I want to know the voice of announcer
Anonymous No.718474253
Susie runnibg over Meta Knight with her truck.
Anonymous No.718474256 >>718474291
>don't have to jump off to change star
soulless
Anonymous No.718474257
MORE FUCKING BUTTONS THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED
Anonymous No.718474259 >>718474309
You guys know as well as i (and Sakurai) that this game is not going to sell because everyone will buy Mario fucking Kart instead.
Anonymous No.718474260 >>718474314 >>718474327 >>718474375 >>718474397
>cant walk around anymore
Anonymous No.718474264
>>718473962
f-zero you faggot
Anonymous No.718474272
>snoys trying to create a fake rivalry between Mario Kart and Kirby
Pathetic effort as usual
Anonymous No.718474276
is sakurai genuinely the only decent dev left in AAA?
dude just gets it
Anonymous No.718474291
>>718474256
Tsmt
Anonymous No.718474293 >>718474379
>>718474241
Welcome to growing up Momoi.
Anonymous No.718474294
KIRBY CAN COMMIT GRAND THEFT AUTO
Anonymous No.718474309 >>718474423
>>718474259
Everyone who was gonna buy Mario Kart already has Mario Kart
Anonymous No.718474314
>>718474260
How does this juicy penis feel?
Anonymous No.718474316
>kirby fucking CARJACKS you
Anonymous No.718474317
they basically made gta
Anonymous No.718474321 >>718474364 >>718474413 >>718474430 >>718474689 >>718475875 >>718476053
>Character select screen only half full
Who are they hiding?
Anonymous No.718474324
>you can carjack people
lmaooooo
Anonymous No.718474327
>>718474260
Wrong
Anonymous No.718474331
>>718474239
it's a homosuck REINASSANCE
Anonymous No.718474335 >>718474396
>5min only
Anonymous No.718474347 >>718474396
ok but why is it only 5 minutes
Anonymous No.718474353
omfg, i want to steal!
Anonymous No.718474364
>>718474321
dlc kek
Anonymous No.718474368
>SPEEEEEN
Anonymous No.718474375
>>718474260
you're an absolute retard
Anonymous No.718474379 >>718474497 >>718474498 >>718474501 >>718474594 >>718475267
>>718474293
Don't get me wrong, I love Nintendo games. Just the switch 2 has been nothing but experiences I dont give a single shit about. Why are 2/3 launch titles RACING GAMES?
Anonymous No.718474389
I'm just here to see if they're bringing Item Bounce back.
Anonymous No.718474396 >>718474548
>>718474335
>>718474347
why would you want it to be more
Anonymous No.718474397
>>718474260
When will you learn not to underestimate Sakurai
Anonymous No.718474406
>deathmatch
Anonymous No.718474413
>>718474321
Escargoon
Anonymous No.718474416 >>718474526
>DEATHMATCH
>translated as "dustup derby"
gay
Anonymous No.718474421 >>718474526
>deathmatch has been censored to dustup rally

holy fucking shit it's a clown world
Anonymous No.718474423
>>718474309
Ah, i see, so Mario Kart won't sell anything from now on?
Anonymous No.718474430
>>718474321
SAKURAI
ADD MR. FROSTY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Anonymous No.718474434 >>718474526
>says: death match
>subtitles: dustup derby
i hate noa
Anonymous No.718474440
WHERE IS HE?!?!
Anonymous No.718474449
He said desu match
Anonymous No.718474453
BRUTAL MARIO KART MOGGING
Anonymous No.718474468 >>718474531 >>718474556
>>718474118
>mario kart world flopped
>sold more than 5.63 million copies on a brand new console in less than a month
Anonymous No.718474479 >>718474562
this mogs mario kart so hard
Anonymous No.718474482
The fuck is happening
Anonymous No.718474485
I hear that slap bass in the OST and it fucking does things to me
Anonymous No.718474497 >>718474616 >>718474618
>>718474379
Because the heavy lifting is supposed to be done by the wheelchair game lmao I have no idea what the fuck they are thinking.
Anonymous No.718474498 >>718474582
>>718474379
THIS is your best falseflag?
Anonymous No.718474501 >>718474594
>>718474379
AND F-ZERO IS NOT ONE OF THEM!
Anonymous No.718474512
>>718474161
>>718474170
zoomers see more than 4 players on a big map and call it Fortnite lmao
Anonymous No.718474515
>they localized "Deathmatch" as "Dust-up Derby"
Fucking trannyslators
Anonymous No.718474517
KKKracko
Anonymous No.718474525
this model looks really good
Anonymous No.718474526
>>718474416
>>718474421
>>718474434
Unalife Match
Anonymous No.718474528
This shit looks demented jesus christ
it's perfect
Anonymous No.718474531 >>718474618 >>718475181
>>718474468
KEKAROOOOO
Anonymous No.718474536
KRACKO I LOVE YOUUUU
Anonymous No.718474539
fucking chaos
Anonymous No.718474548
>>718474396
you needed more than 5 minutes to do shit like get legendary vehicles
Anonymous No.718474556
>>718474468
>bundled
ftfy
Anonymous No.718474562 >>718474680
>>718474479
It makes sense why Nintendo is bundling the game to boost MKW sales and selling it for $50 since everyone will buy this instead once it's out.
Anonymous No.718474570
>Dyna Blade
Sexo
Anonymous No.718474582
>>718474498
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.718474586
I hate Kracko so fucking much
Anonymous No.718474587 >>718474656
>racing game has boss fights
Anonymous No.718474594 >>718474663
>>718474379
>>718474501
F-Zero is going to be the next game Nintendo announces
Anonymous No.718474596
yeah but will the jew music return???
Anonymous No.718474597
item bounce bros...
Anonymous No.718474608
>meteor event is back
good
Anonymous No.718474616 >>718474670
>>718474497
what anime is she from? she looks so familiar but i cannot rember from where
Anonymous No.718474618 >>718474705
>>718474497
>>718474531
Trannies are having a meltdown bros. Be careful they may go mental soon and start spamming.
Anonymous No.718474632
Me before da direct
>Why wood I play dis if I coud play Mario Carts
Me after da direct
>Why wood I play dis if I coud play Mario Carts
Anonymous No.718474646 >>718474683
This looks like the most retarded game I’ve seen in a while
Anonymous No.718474654
what a fucking mess
Anonymous No.718474656
>>718474587
I am still salty mario kart don't do this anymore after DS
Anonymous No.718474660
I hope they kept the UFO event, first time that happened I soifaced irl
Anonymous No.718474663
>>718474594
I have zero faith in Nintendo to make a good F-Zero.
Anonymous No.718474664
Kracko sexo
Anonymous No.718474667
GIVE ME PLAYABLE RICK
Anonymous No.718474670
>>718474616
From the anime where the guy pays her to date him
Anonymous No.718474679
MELEEBROS WE WON
Anonymous No.718474680
>>718474562
btw, do we already know Kibry Ari Riders' price?
Anonymous No.718474683
>>718474646
perfect for you then
Anonymous No.718474686 >>718475976
it's like sakurai thought "how do we make the deepest game possible with only 2 buttons"
Anonymous No.718474689
>>718474321
animal friends
marx
taranza
more mooks (scarfy is a shoe-in)
Anonymous No.718474702
MELEE MENTIONED
Anonymous No.718474705 >>718474789
>>718474618
>I have no idea what their game plan is
>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF GLORIOUS MASTER NINTENDO
Meds.
Anonymous No.718474709
Fire fucking remix
Anonymous No.718474719
>melee
Anonymous No.718474720
>drag race
of course they have to bring tranny shit into it
Anonymous No.718474728
>all the reused air ride music
>some of said music is from the anime
Item Bounce bros... It might be happening.
Anonymous No.718474735
>censor death but not drag
SJW GAME
Anonymous No.718474742
>5 minutes until direct starts
>Sakurai-san we still need a name for the new map in the sky what should we-
>oh just call it sky uh or whatever the hell
Anonymous No.718474752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXCjZESUeFg
SKYDIVING
Anonymous No.718474759 >>718474814
Are they going to show a real game now?
Anonymous No.718474761
GOURMET RACE
Anonymous No.718474781
>food.png
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH
Anonymous No.718474789 >>718474848
>>718474705
>NOOO HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT?
You don't even own a switch 2
Anonymous No.718474793
American race
Anonymous No.718474797 >>718474852 >>718474885 >>718474938
>113k live viewers only
Is it over?
Anonymous No.718474814
>>718474759
This is the real game.
Anonymous No.718474818 >>718474890
>>718473161
Kirby is a nintendo ip, just 2nd party like pokemon
Anonymous No.718474820
KIRBY AIR RIDE 99 CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.718474837 >>718474901
The fuck does he mean 1/16 chances to win?
Either i win or i don't, so it's 1/2.
Anonymous No.718474848 >>718474925
>>718474789
You're right I don't. My Switch 1 is getting the job done until the next Splatoon and Xenoblade are released. Then I'll drop some money on the Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718474852
>>718474797
>small niche fanbase
Based and soulful
Anonymous No.718474864 >>718476058
The UI is absolutely soulless
Anonymous No.718474870 >>718474916
nintendo loves including images of real food as healing items in their games
Anonymous No.718474878
>Kid Icarus Uprising 2 died for this
Anonymous No.718474885 >>718474923
>>718474797
it started at 8am CST when normal people are working
Anonymous No.718474890
>>718474818
second party doesnt exist. This is first
Anonymous No.718474897
Where is the nintendo guest character?
Anonymous No.718474901 >>718474975 >>718475003 >>718475092 >>718475363
>>718474837
But how would you feel if you DIDN'T eat breakfast?
Anonymous No.718474913 >>718474991
well... I see I'm not the target audience for Smash and Riders

am I the only one?
Anonymous No.718474916
>>718474870
It's their best attempt at a realistic graphic
Anonymous No.718474923 >>718475007
>>718474885
But it’s 9:35pm right now?
Anonymous No.718474925 >>718474984
>>718474848
Alright tranny, keep saving your SSIs maybe you'll manage to have enough when Xenoblade 4 comes lmao
Anonymous No.718474929
Top Ride bros........ Is it over for us?
Anonymous No.718474931
sakurai looks so tired...
they should let him rest
Anonymous No.718474938
>>718474797
its fucking 8 on a Tuesday
Anonymous No.718474947 >>718475170 >>718475191
>If you are playing against 16 players you have a 1/16 chance of winning
woah.... he's so smart....
Anonymous No.718474950
Sakurai when da game releazez
>Why do no nigga be havin fun. I specifically axed for it.
Anonymous No.718474953 >>718475009 >>718475073
Anonymous No.718474963
>>718473821
shut up nigger
Anonymous No.718474975
>>718474901
hungry
Anonymous No.718474984 >>718475159
>>718474925
Okay sis.
Anonymous No.718474991
>>718474913
I'm fucking poor
Anonymous No.718474997 >>718475052
>There are people who will abandon the compact star
WHORES! ALL OF YOU!
Anonymous No.718475003
>>718474901
Dude I just woke up for this direct I didnt even get the chance to eat Breakfast
Feeling good about this game though
Anonymous No.718475005
SHOW US THE ITEM BOUNCE SAKURAI
Anonymous No.718475007
>>718474923
anyone that isn't American isn't normal
Anonymous No.718475009
>>718474953
mfw when I see food lol!
Anonymous No.718475045 >>718475094 >>718475131
I hope we can adjust the time limit for City Trial. 5 minutes is not near long enough. 7-10 minutes would be nice.
Anonymous No.718475047
he's in!
Anonymous No.718475052
>>718474997
Warp star's little sister is cute but not meta.
Anonymous No.718475069
>>718474241
>tranime
Anonymous No.718475070 >>718475296
That's a fucking anime exclusive track. It's even got a remix of the opening in it.
Anonymous No.718475072
>>718471414
gcn graphics are kino, but that fangame wants to be sonicshit more than kirby so it sucks
Anonymous No.718475073
>>718474953
imagine how good he would feel on your dick
Anonymous No.718475080
IT'S JUST SANIC FRONTIERS
Anonymous No.718475092 >>718475212 >>718475252
>>718474901
Like this
Anonymous No.718475094
>>718475045
t. Never played the orignal game
Anonymous No.718475103
i remember just using the hydra to bullet train on the rails
Anonymous No.718475105 >>718475162 >>718475304
Unpopular opinion , the music was what made city trial great not the gameplay , the track that they used for the new one is soft af
Anonymous No.718475130
>>718473821
Air Ride isn't playable for everyone though? It's not as brain dead as Mario Kart there's a bit of min maxing in city trial, knowledge of the different air ride machines, and you have to know how to boost properly and now use the special button. its a bit more complicated than Mario kart but its still for kids as well
Anonymous No.718475131
>>718475045
You could adjust lap no. for races, I figure there'll be something similar for City Trial. That said, online will be 5 mins whether you like it or not.
Anonymous No.718475159 >>718475225
>>718474984
Projection is a sign of mental illness
Anonymous No.718475162
>>718475105
How do you know if it'll always be the same track every time?
Anonymous No.718475167 >>718475620
KIRBYBROS?

VIEWERS DROPPING AT A STEADY RATE
Anonymous No.718475169 >>718475218 >>718475223 >>718475251 >>718475271 >>718475675 >>718476106
>45min for this
I think Nintendo is greatfully overestimating just how much there is to talk about a game like this. Could have been 5-10min segment of a regular Direct.
Anonymous No.718475170
>>718474947
He didn't consider how much i suck compared to the average player, so my chances are actually lower than that.
Stupid Sakurai.
Anonymous No.718475181 >>718475276
>>718474531
>switch 2 review bombing because of console seethe and not because of game
>user score and not the higher metacritic review one
disingenuous
Anonymous No.718475191
>>718474947
Did he just confirm skill does not matter?
Anonymous No.718475192
Isn't this just a racing battle royale mode?
Anonymous No.718475196
>he put in the dynamic camera when you kill someone from smash ult
thank you sakurai
Anonymous No.718475212
>>718475092
use the hig def version loser
Anonymous No.718475218
>>718475169
Sakurai asked for 2 hours
Anonymous No.718475220
If they remake the OG City Trial later on the game will be 11/10
Anonymous No.718475223
>>718475169
Sakurai likes to talk and Sakurai gets what he wants.
Anonymous No.718475224
Kinda surprised how small the City map is? I dont know why I expected it to be huge but he covers it in like 10 seconds........................................
Anonymous No.718475225
>>718475159
Why so defensive? I was agreeing with you.
Anonymous No.718475229
sakurai is a pretty smart dude, if he made a game that wasn't specifically aimed at casual family audiences it'd probably be really good
Anonymous No.718475231
The map lacks verticality compared to the first one
Anonymous No.718475236 >>718475312 >>718475314
I really hope no one buys this crap
Anonymous No.718475248
>the health bar can still clip off screen
SOUL
Anonymous No.718475251
>>718475169
>greatfully
Saar, SAAR WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE AIR RIDERS SAAR? NINTENDO IS BAD SAAR
Anonymous No.718475252 >>718475468
>>718475092
Stop spamming your fucking trans catgirls and go get fucked by a real one, retard
Anonymous No.718475254
sakurai should be a game streamer
Anonymous No.718475264
>I bumped into something above me, let's ignore that now
Anonymous No.718475267
>>718474379
This at least looks way better than MK World, but there's too many goddamn spinoffs on Switch 2. The September Direct better fucking deliver.
Anonymous No.718475271 >>718475629
>>718475169
It should have been a 15 minute showcase instead of a live event. They spoiled the entire game.
Anonymous No.718475276 >>718475417
>>718475181
there's no console seethe
Anonymous No.718475281 >>718475321 >>718475337
Is the original Air Ride worth going back to if I'm 29 and have no Cube nostalgia?
Anonymous No.718475291
This game seems extremely adhd
Anonymous No.718475295
Its like Mario Kart but more soulful
Anonymous No.718475296
>>718475070
I AM A SUPERSTAH WARRIOR HEH HEH!
Anonymous No.718475298
SUGOI GEEMU
Anonymous No.718475304
>>718475105
no the gameplay is why people played city trial, there was a lot more memorable tracks in the original game other than City Trial
Anonymous No.718475307
Entire map btw
Anonymous No.718475310
Dis nigga be looking like death deez days
One more Smash before he kicks the bucket
Anonymous No.718475312
>>718475236
I'm pre-ordering it digitally since City Trial will be a match a day experience for me.
Anonymous No.718475314
>>718475236
snoytroon melty
Anonymous No.718475319
Based
Anonymous No.718475320 >>718475398 >>718475486
So I guess city trial is the only reason to play air riders over mario kart? Seriously, it's the only unique thing it has compared to mario kart.
Anonymous No.718475321
>>718475281
ye get the deluxe mod, too.
Anonymous No.718475323 >>718475362 >>718475429
why does it sound like a Kamen Rider power up
Anonymous No.718475327
Looks nice.
Anonymous No.718475330
WADDLE DOOS A NIGGER!!
Anonymous No.718475331 >>718475476
WHERE IS SHE SAKURAI I’M GONNA FUCKING CRY!!!
Anonymous No.718475337
>>718475281
its a party game. you need friends
Anonymous No.718475340
>no jet star :(
Anonymous No.718475353
I guess I'll have to get used to the new City Trail map
Not a fan of it being a sky island, makes it feel smaller despite it probably being larger than the original map
In general most of it feels kind of visually generic compared to the original
The underground mall is cool though
Anonymous No.718475362
>>718475323
>why is it kino
Anonymous No.718475363
>>718474901
Anonymous No.718475390
>>718473887
Kirby's his guy, of course he is.
Anonymous No.718475398
>>718475320
samefagging this hard sis?

grim
Anonymous No.718475402 >>718475479
No legendary air ride machines?
Anonymous No.718475403
Reminder it won't be as fun without 3 other friends to play splitscreen with
Anonymous No.718475409
That old man needs to stop playing games.
Anonymous No.718475416
Ok but where is Top Ride?
Anonymous No.718475417
>>718475276
holy snoy schizo seethe, meds
Anonymous No.718475418
WHERE ARE THE LEGENDARY VEHICLES
Anonymous No.718475419
as expected from sakurai the master!
Anonymous No.718475421
>Sakurai shitstomping the shitty AI in his own game
Anonymous No.718475428 >>718475465 >>718475517 >>718475519 >>718475567 >>718475769
Whats going to happen when old devs from the 80s and 90s die?
Anonymous No.718475429 >>718476092
>>718475323
Kek
I'm gonna miss Gavv.
Anonymous No.718475431
NO TOP RIDE???
;_;
Anonymous No.718475432
>no item bounce
>direct's almost over
rip
Anonymous No.718475437
Item Bouncers...they shut it down...
Anonymous No.718475450 >>718475528
Why was the chat talking about Melee at one point?
Anonymous No.718475454 >>718475528 >>718475530 >>718475563
>general chat feelings on this are pretty lukewarm

Ohh no no no they’re not going to charge more than $20 for this are they??
Anonymous No.718475465
>>718475428
You know what's going to happen
Anonymous No.718475468
>>718475252
>Stop spamming your fucking trans catgirls and go get fucked by a real one, retard
Lmao, this anon thinks there are real catgirls
Anonymous No.718475474 >>718475587
>>718473780
>man who wants to make good game says he made a good game
Anonymous No.718475476
>>718475331
Nobody played Rainbow Curse breh
Anonymous No.718475479
>>718475402
>thinking he'd spoil the dragoon and hydra
Lmaolol
Anonymous No.718475483 >>718475569
>people bitching about the size of the map
Retards it's about running into your opponents. Too big of a map means fortnite shit where you can go an entire game seeing one dude
You zoomers need to shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.718475486
>>718475320
yes, problem?
Anonymous No.718475501
looks boring af
just give us smash you fraud
Anonymous No.718475510
I don't get it
Anonymous No.718475513 >>718475558
I think the higher ups forced Sakurai to add characters from games he didn't made, it's so obvious that if it was up to him he wouldn't have put them at all.
Anonymous No.718475517
>>718475428
Pain peko..
Anonymous No.718475519
>>718475428
I'm going to find a new hobby
Anonymous No.718475525
>5 points
Knuckle Joe, what are you doing!?
Anonymous No.718475528
>>718475450
>>718475454
>chat
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.718475530
>>718475454
no one cares about tranny chat smashniggers
Anonymous No.718475536 >>718475653 >>718475660 >>718475667 >>718475756
so you spend 5 minutes collecting stuff just to do a very generic mini-game?
Anonymous No.718475549
>>718473678
With this star, you shall do...my wonders
Anonymous No.718475558
>>718475513
don't make up weird headcanon about such lame things
Anonymous No.718475563
>>718475454
>general chat spams drop the price for switch 2
>10 million sales in 3 months
It's going to sell ridiculously well?
Anonymous No.718475567
>>718475428
Based on how corpos are training younger generations to accept lower standards and live service sludge, gaman will be completely fucked for a while until younger devs rediscover how to make games good again
Anonymous No.718475569
>>718475483
Plus this map is more layered, he only covered most of the surface
Anonymous No.718475584
>items can be stored
Neat. Might make checklists a bit easier.
Anonymous No.718475587 >>718475645 >>718475782
>>718475474
But who cares if HE says "wow, it's really a good game!".
I don't hate Sakurai, but obviously you can't take HIS opinion on the game HE made, so it's useless to say that.
Anonymous No.718475615
I love Goeey so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.718475618
>reading the live chat
>someone says "IMPRISON PALESTINE"
Lmao kids these days are braindead
Anonymous No.718475620 >>718475683
>>718475167
500k on the jap stream. Yes they are hype.
Anonymous No.718475629
>>718475271
spoiled its exactly the same as the original with a few new additions and new maps? spoiled its exactly what people wanted?
Anonymous No.718475642
>literal bait codex
Anonymous No.718475645
>>718475587
meds
Anonymous No.718475653
>>718475536
while also fighting the other racers, and trying to survive the random events that happens like boss fights or nuke
Anonymous No.718475660
>>718475536
faggot
Anonymous No.718475662
>Hamilton mode
Anonymous No.718475667
>>718475536
yes
Anonymous No.718475674
SUPREME VICTORY
Anonymous No.718475675
>>718475169
they're also overestimating how many people actually want this babby game
Anonymous No.718475678
>I think six riders is the optimal number, we could have added more, but too many makes the races less fun
>*stares at camera unblinkingly for 24 seconds*
That was weird.
Anonymous No.718475682
DECISIVE VICTORY
Anonymous No.718475683 >>718475796
>>718475620
There was over 1 million on the last Nintendo related direct
Anonymous No.718475701 >>718475784
>If you pick an empty stadium you win automatically

neat
Anonymous No.718475707
made you look
Anonymous No.718475708
>not just booting the player into another arena
Anonymous No.718475712
PRETEND YOU WIN!
Anonymous No.718475725
Kirby just hit the sturdy
Anonymous No.718475732
OH cool so you can change the time
Anonymous No.718475736
>technical victory by luck
Lmao that's gonna be funny
Anonymous No.718475742 >>718475783
Where is Top Ride?????
Anonymous No.718475743
>oval circuit
Baby Park bros...
Anonymous No.718475752
>time limit setting
SAVED
Anonymous No.718475756 >>718475846
>>718475536
>/v/ when a video game involves playing the video game
Anonymous No.718475765
terrible eng cringe shit. no thanks
Anonymous No.718475769
>>718475428
Things get worse and stay worse. So many art forms we grew up with are just gone.
Anonymous No.718475774
oh no this theme is not good
Anonymous No.718475780 >>718475831
i'm not trying to be racist but sakurai is looking like an simpsons character
Anonymous No.718475782
>>718475587
Given his track record I actually can take his opinion.
Anonymous No.718475783 >>718475915
>>718475742
Bro...
Anonymous No.718475784 >>718475841
>>718475701
kek
Anonymous No.718475789
This song SUCKS ASS
Anonymous No.718475791 >>718475853
>direct is still going
wtf how it's fucking air riders what's there to say
Anonymous No.718475792 >>718475885
>Vocal main theme
Why the fuck do modern Nintendo games keep insisting on raping our ears
Anonymous No.718475796
>>718475683
donkey kong is just more over what can we say
Anonymous No.718475797 >>718475836 >>718475840
>song with lyrics in kirby
cringe
Anonymous No.718475798
TILL THE DAYYYY
Anonymous No.718475803
i can perfectly believe top ride is fucking dead
Anonymous No.718475812
>2000's pop song
Based
Anonymous No.718475817 >>718475930 >>718476030 >>718476047
What is with the English lyrics in these Nintendo games recently?
Anonymous No.718475819 >>718476049
I wonder why nintendo is going for these lyrical themes in their games. I don't much care for them.
Anonymous No.718475830
>English translated anime music
Very cringe
Anonymous No.718475831
>>718475780
I want to fuck him.
Anonymous No.718475836 >>718476004
>>718475797
Forgotten Land, you whore.
Anonymous No.718475840 >>718476004
>>718475797
Forgotten Lands?
Anonymous No.718475841
>>718475784
all skill baby
Anonymous No.718475846 >>718476019
>>718475756
retarded reductive post. his point is that the conclusion feels anticlimactic and lame and he's right. smash run had the same problem. don't let brands become your personality.
Anonymous No.718475852 >>718475897 >>718476052
>No release date.
Anonymous No.718475853
That explains the Nintendo Music notice.
>>718475791
Sakurai's autistic as fuck.
Anonymous No.718475856 >>718475919
THEY KILLED TOP RIDE WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.718475874
>soon
>later
Sneaky fuck teased the direct
Anonymous No.718475875
>>718474321
YES
Anonymous No.718475881
Nintendo fans truly are the gayest kiddos on the playground
Anonymous No.718475885
>>718475792
odyssey was popular
gotta copy odyssey
'imple 'as
Anonymous No.718475889 >>718475993
OH MY FUCKING DARK MATTER
Anonymous No.718475892 >>718475993
MYSTERY NIGGA
Anonymous No.718475894
Kino
Anonymous No.718475895
Well, i was looking forward to this and i was very optimist, but i think we can all agree that this direct was a fucking disaster.
But i'm sure we will get a good one soon... well, eventually. Then Sony and PC fans will stop laughing at us, right, bros?
Anonymous No.718475897
>>718475852
11 20 2025
Anonymous No.718475898
yeah im thinking gaming is back
Anonymous No.718475909
>post credits scene
Anonymous No.718475914
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Anonymous No.718475915 >>718476046
>>718475783
It's over....?
Anonymous No.718475917 >>718476025
No Dragoon? No Hydra? Surely they're in but he's not showing it
Anonymous No.718475919 >>718476024
>>718475856
Soccer Guy literally said that there is more to discuss.
Anonymous No.718475923 >>718475964 >>718476001 >>718476043 >>718476057 >>718476069 >>718476079 >>718476090
Anonymous No.718475930 >>718476018
>>718475817
The song is Japanese in the JP direct
Anonymous No.718475931
I don't know who that is
Anonymous No.718475936
SNOYS?
RAPED

SMASHTROONS
RAPED
Anonymous No.718475937
I love the edgy kirby characters
Anonymous No.718475938
He's IN
Anonymous No.718475942
>Dark matter
Anonymous No.718475945
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EDGY SHIT?!
Anonymous No.718475949 >>718476042 >>718476095
>November

what the FUCK are nintendo doing
Anonymous No.718475950
Who the fuck is that?
Anonymous No.718475953
shit i might buy a switch 2 for this game
Anonymous No.718475954
>dark matter is in
WHAT
Anonymous No.718475956
>no demo
it's over
Anonymous No.718475962
Is that Dark Meta Knight
Anonymous No.718475964
>>718475923
ENTER
Anonymous No.718475968
THAT'S THE NOVEMBER GAME?
OH LAWDY
Anonymous No.718475970
11.20.2025

Called it on November release!
Anonymous No.718475974
Dark Matter Swordsman?
Anonymous No.718475976
>>718474686
and you know he thought long and hard about whether they ABSOLUTELY needed a second button or whether they could get away with one
Anonymous No.718475979
MATTER RIDES ALONE
Anonymous No.718475981
dark matter??
Anonymous No.718475982
DARK MATTER
Anonymous No.718475983
Is this a fucking Knight form Dark Matter reboot, or something?
Anonymous No.718475984
who is the belzeebumon nigga at the end
Anonymous No.718475993
>>718475889
>>718475892
same thing
Anonymous No.718475994
NOVEMBER 20
Anonymous No.718475995
Release date is 20 November 2025?
Anonymous No.718476000
AIIIIIIEEE SAKURAI MY JOKES ABOUT JEWS PLEASE
Anonymous No.718476001
>>718475923
DARK KNUCKLE JOE?!
Anonymous No.718476002
>this year
consolation price for no MP4
Anonymous No.718476004
>>718475836
>>718475840
it was cringe there too
Anonymous No.718476012
holy FUARK ITS SANS
Anonymous No.718476014
november
Anonymous No.718476018
>>718475930
I wonder if it's as bad for the Japanese audience.
Anonymous No.718476019
>>718475846
you quite literally didnt watch the direct
Anonymous No.718476024
>>718475919
My fault I just got to that part lol
Anonymous No.718476025
>>718475917
Obviously he's not revealing literally every secret yet.
While playing he even said "yeah i'm not going there to keep it a surprise".
Anonymous No.718476026
we are so back / 10
Anonymous No.718476027
Kirbychads... We won.
Anonymous No.718476028
Kirby = November
MP4 = December?
Anonymous No.718476030
>>718475817
forgotten land and odyssey had good themes
other games a bit cringe
Anonymous No.718476042 >>718476095 >>718476109
>>718475949
>this are Pokemon are their holiday games
Anonymous No.718476043
>>718475923
YESSSSSSSS
FUUUUUUUCK YESSSS
HOLY FUCKING KIIINOOOOSOVL
KINO KINO
Anonymous No.718476046
>>718475915
>It's over....?
Yes, anon... it is...
Anonymous No.718476047
>>718475817
Well Troonhouse wasn't going to let us hear perverted disgusting sexualized Japanese words now were they?
Anonymous No.718476049
>>718475819
they want to be Disney
Anonymous No.718476052
>>718475852
why not just wait like a few more seconds instead of having an immediate reaction to everything like a toddler
Anonymous No.718476053
>>718474321
the dlc's
Anonymous No.718476056
>SSBU copyright information at the end
The fuck did I miss?
Anonymous No.718476057
>>718475923
Wait. That's not Dark Matter.
CTR ADVENTURE MODE CONFIRMED? WE GOTTA BEAT UP THIS MYSTERY NIGGA
Anonymous No.718476058
>>718474864
His wife made it lol
Anonymous No.718476064
game looks great, can't wait to play it
Anonymous No.718476069
>>718475923
Does he know he has an exhaust pipe coming out of his head?
Anonymous No.718476073
as a kirby air ride simp literally the only thing i could want that this new game doesn't have is multiple city trial maps

looks kino
Anonymous No.718476079
>>718475923
There's gonna be a story mode and he is the big bad
Anonymous No.718476087
Welp, looks like Sakurai killed Mario Kart World with this. Why'd they let him humiliate Mario Kart world like that?
Anonymous No.718476089
smash 6 never lmao
Anonymous No.718476090
>>718475923
Is that fucking Mashin Chaser
Anonymous No.718476092
>>718475429
Was the Gavv ending good?
Anonymous No.718476095
>>718475949
>>718476042
What's your November game Sony sister?
Anonymous No.718476097
Game looks great. My only complaint is that there isn’t Adeleine or Marx.
Anonymous No.718476102
>no Ado
gay
Anonymous No.718476106
>>718475169
Bro they had to beat down Sakurai from 90 minutes, this is the compromise.
Anonymous No.718476109
>>718476042
pokemon is a system seller, this game definitely isn't though
Anonymous No.718476113
If this comes out in November then does that mean Metroid Prime 4 is coming in September or October?
Just give me a release date already.
Anonymous No.718476116
I don’t know a single person that knows what kirby air ride is
Anonymous No.718476119
greatness