Thread 718397127

ENJOY YOUR SINGLE GAME DIRECTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE GOYIM

>>718397127 (OP)
Sounds great. I skip 99% of the directs anyway.

why are you seething, disgusting snoy?

>NOOOOOO STOP STOP THE SWITCH 2 IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE NO GAME NOOOOO AIIIIIEEEEE NIGGERMAN PLEASE
lmao

oh this gen is going to be hilarious

I will, thank you.

>>718397127 (OP)
kekaroooooo

>>718397305
???

I will.
Metroid Prime 4 can wait for now.

cult thread

Sp that's three games now, that Linkin Park meme is gonna get stretched really thin

>>718397636
2 games, mairo kart sucks

>>718397127 (OP)
Nintendo is either insanely confident in this game, or they're setting up Sakurai to fail so they can drag him back into the Smash Mines as punishment for getting uppity with them.

im sure it will keep tendie entertained for about a week before they wait another 2 months for whatever is next

>>718397774
>They’re making a game that will flop on purpose
Smartest /v/ poster

>>718397774
More like they let him off the leash to convince him to come back in for another round, dude is independently wealthy so hes working because he wants to not the other way around.

Damn. The Switch 2 is already getting 3 games in a few months, while the PS5 STILL has no games after 5 years? Snoytrannies absolutely boiling.

>>718397127 (OP)
So Prime 4 is just cancelled right?

>>718398156
2026 release at best

>>718398028
>mfw the disneyadult box has more (kid) games than the niggerbox5000

>>718398156
>>718398220
the sisters new cope

>>718397127 (OP)
Only Nintendo gets the news. Turd parties get trash cobbled together by interns at NoA

>>718397774
Nintendo probably lets Sakurai work on whatever he wants by now

NS2HASNOGAEMS

>>718397774
Nah, they just want to keep him happy so he won't be stressed out when they throw him back into the Smash Mines.

snoysisters…

>>718398563
Sakurai loves his baby

>>718398451
BASED!

>>718398563
Kirby will never be an A-list franchise

This thread was made by Eric. QRD on him:
>Textbook definition snoy/PCfag
>Massive OoT and MM fanboy. Hates BoTW and ToTK for "killing Zelda"
>Aggressively pro-piracy and pro-emulation
>Loses his shit when any sales figures are brought up
>Cubie that hates the Switch 1 & 2
>Believes Melee is the best Smash and seethes at Ultimate
>Defends Palworld
>Shilled the Steam Deck before it crashed and burned
>His ultimate plot is to gaslight other retards into turning on Nintendo and the Switch

we need more anti-nintendo threads

>>718399009
also I’m trans btw

>>718399057
so?

>>718399179
just sayin we need more anti-nintendo threads and that I’m also trans btw

>>718398939
>snoy/pcfag
> loves and plays all these nintendo games
What is this retard talking about?

>>718398240
>cope
Where is it then? 2025 is almost over

>>718397127 (OP)
I hate this fucking company.

>>718399274
falseflag

>kirby air riders direct
i ain't even mad

>>718399738
ok bigot keep defending bingtendo

>>718397452
???

Maybe I didn't understand it but I tried the original Kirby Air Ride with some friends and we were all surprised how fucking lame and simple it was.
Were we missing something?

>>718400310
The most important ingredient to enjoying Kirby Air Ride was being 7 when you first played it.

Worry not, Sakurai-San has had 3 years to cook for this new game, as opposed to the few months he acted as director on the original. This game WILL blow your cock off

>>718399454
Gamecube snoys aren't Nintendo fans. They seethe at the Switch 1 and 2 to no end.

>>718397181
fibby pibby

>>718400310
you and your friends are retarded faggots

>>718400483
falseflag

>>718399705
Okay, Eric.

>>718398939
is that what this retarded spam is about?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/eric/

>>718400578
Or just an honest to god tendie. You people are cultists and I don’t mean that metaphorically.

>>718400587
Oh shut the fuck up nigger, im just upset im getting jerked around on Prime 4

>>718400663
>tendie this desperate to pay for a performance patch on a switch 1 game
Shit man, that’s almost sad.

>>718400578
He's right though? Look at how cubies seethe at every new Smash or Paper Mario release. They're snoys if anything

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE GETTING GAMES I DID NOTHING AND STILL GET MORE GAMES THAN YOU HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>718400663
>akshully I’m just a little crying autistic bitch
ok

>>718400663
Whatever you say, Eric.

Can't wait until /v/ takes off the rose-tinted goggles and realizes how shitty the original Kirby AirRide actually was

>>718400618
If Nintendo is the main protagonist of video games, Eric is the main villain.

>>718400886
you can stop samefagging now faggotOP

>>718397305
>/vpol/ in charge of not being retarded
Games were going to come eventually. Just so far it’s a painful drip feed in the launch year.

>>718400443
>This game WILL blow your cock off

Saves on transition surgery fees I suppose

>>718397127 (OP)
Sakurai is too important to share a Direct with other plebian games.

>>718397127 (OP)
so when are we getting pic related?

>>718400979
I'm tired of you twats jerking off Kirby AirRide as a hidden gem. A racing game where you hold A to stop? Fucking brilliant! Sakurai is too smart for conventional racing controls!

>>718401214
Never.

>>718401214
Nintendo has forgotten about Mario

Air Ride was more about potential than anything else.

>direct ends with footage of kirby just air riding randomly
>he is hit by a blue shell
>mario shows up and they start fighting
>SUPER SMASH BROS
>newcomer ring fit trainer has a down b counter and her stage is a floating platform going around ring fit locations
>2026

>>718401249
didn’t ask also you’re a niggerfaggot

>>718400663
>>718401249
Shut the fuck up, Eric.

This thread was made by Eric. QRD on him:
>Textbook definition snoy/PCfag
>Massive OoT and MM fanboy. Hates BoTW and ToTK for "killing Zelda"
>Aggressively pro-piracy and pro-emulation
>Loses his shit when any sales figures are brought up
>Cubie that hates the Switch 1 & 2
>Believes Melee is the best Smash and seethes at Ultimate
>Defends Palworld
>Shilled the Steam Deck before it crashed and burned
>His ultimate plot is to gaslight other retards into turning on Nintendo and the Switch

>>718400765
>person who DARES criticize Daddy Nintendo, even if they like most of their games, is a damn dirty SNOY
Keep on deepthroating that salaryman microdick Lilith, it sounds like you enjoy it.

Oh boy another racing game... just what the Switch 2 needs.

I’m excited to get another disappointing racing game that I stop playing after the first weekend

>>718401565
>fantasizing about deepthroat inch dicks
you’re gay lmfao

>>718401565
>Gamecubesnoy seething in another Switch game thread
Your contrarianism will never change the fact that the Switch is Nintendo's golden age and the best selling console of all time.

Keep seething, cubie.

Here's a pic of my dinner.

Notice anything?

>>718401761
Looks like Eric.

Nintendo has had "single-game directs" since like 2016. This isn't new.

Keep malding, snoy.

>>718397127 (OP)
95% of all directs is just fluff I don't give a fuck about anyway so whatever.

>>718401828
Kek

>>718401891
True; It's great they're releasing some I can 100% skip so I don't have to waste my time with shovelware

>>718401761
Your taco shells are going to be stale?

Lmao
Even N64 which had abysmal release had 3 top class first party titles and multiple 3rd party exclusives within the first quarter.

>>718400530
kek

>>718400634
That would mean you are a retard who isn’t very good at thinking

>>718397127 (OP)
BROS SO FUCKING HYPE FOR KIRBY AND HIS RECOLORS, KING DEDEDE, META KNIGHT, CHIEF KAWASAKI AND MARX

>>718402030
True I will put them away. Thanks anon.

>>718402085
Wii-U had Xenoblade X and Bayonetta 2 announced

>>718402085
>snoys love the N64 all of sudden
Anything to be contrarian toward the Switch, huh?

>>718397127 (OP)
Preasu undertando.
Switcho 2 is powerfur hardovare.
Multiple Gamesu aru dificultu to makeu curentry.
Nintendo is a smarr company.

>>718402085
>>718402302
Except N64 and Wii U were failures while the Switch 2 broke sales records and is the fastest selling console of all time. Keep pretending to like flop-era garbage, snoy. Surely it will pay off.

so its ok when it is only smash bros?

>>718397127 (OP)
Here's hoping sakurai makes Magolor,susie, and others playable characters.

>>718402457
>tendies hate the N64 all of the sudden
Huh? I thought it had amazing genre defining games like SM64 and OoT?

>>718402680
>magolor, susie
anon... he won't even add shimomura characters like gooey and adeleine...

>>718402556
Switch 2 is a hybrid system, you can not compare this to normal Nintendo handhelds/consoles. And Switch 1 had no stock so of course it didn't sell as fast.

>>718398156
>>718398220
>>718399576
Playable at gamescom this week. Just like the rest of the games coming out in the back half of this year

>>718402716
Outdated compared to games like Odyssey and BOTW. They're good for their time, but actual Nintendo fans move on unlike cubesnoys.

>>718402716
No RPGs

>>718402716
N64 is a piece of shit compared the Switch 1 and 2. It sold poorly too.

>>718397127 (OP)
I do want to see Air Riders, will probably buy a Sw2 for it (assuming it doesn't seem fucked up), but I guess that means there won't be a full direct for a while

>>718402680
Lmao, ain't a Sakurai game without characterfags
Shinya Kumazaki is the worst thing to happen to Kirby, he churned out the same game five times and was given a pass because he jerked off faggots who care about lore the whole time. The franchise is STAGNANT and his pops is gonna have to come in to use the defibrillators.

>>718403349
oh god forbid people like characters

>>718397127 (OP)
Wii U 2

>>718397127 (OP)
What are the odds that Nintendo is dumb enough to not bring back city trial?

>>718403541
Probably 0%
Wasn't smash run in the 3ds Sm4sh just a city trial iteration

>>718401214
Next week. Single game Direct for the rest of eternity

>>718402716
>listening to a schizo who claims that liking nintendo actually makes you an undercover sony pony
anon, pls

Fuck...we keep getting humiliated by Sony.

>>718397127 (OP)
>Snoy is upset and confused that others are getting new games
Never stops being funny

>>718401637
This, but unironically

>>718397127 (OP)
I just saw this and laughed.
It feels like they're just trolling now.

>>718404170
>reddit falls

Does something feel off about this game to anyone else? 45 minutes for a racing game? What the fuck could they possibly have to talk about? The Mario Kart World direct was 15 minutes by comparison.

This is a ballsy prediction but fuck I'm gonna say it: they're going to pull a Metroid Blast Ball and it will be revealed that Kirby Air Riders is just a sub-game within the next Smash

I'm just getting that gut feeling. Something's not right about how this game is being revealed and marketed. It even has its own twitter account.

According to Nate the game will be playable for journos at Gamescom.
It could actually be a late September release

>>718403702
Yeah and instead of putting it in the Wii U version they made some kind of board game thing, which was retarded

The Diddky Kong Racing decomp is almost done. I'll just play that for free instead of spending $500 plus tip to play a worse game.

>>718404401
Meds

>>718397127 (OP)
>Whole direct for game will be fun for like 3 play sessions and then dropped right after like the original air ride
Man the line up must be fucking meager at nintendo. This game would be like a direct footnote during the prime switch years

>>718397127 (OP)
holy seethe lmao

>>718404578
However good DKR is I already beat it and then did a victory lap with TT

>>718398229
>nintendo fans being chads even when they fight.
kino

>>718397774
It's probably a "one for me, one for thee" situation. Give him a blank check so he'll agree to come back for another Smash game

>>718404401
No, Sakurai just likes to ramble on about pointless crap.
>do you see kirby's model????
>*camera zooms in*
>we actually added little sparkles in his eyes. This was never the case in previous kirby games

>do you see this? If you tilt the joystick more, you turn faster! But this is not the case with every vehicle. As you see, the box car has a slower turning radius than the pop star. Here is a 5 minute comparison of different cars turning.

>did you know that Kirby AirRiders is actually a sequel to the game Kirby AirRide released in 2003 for the Nintendo Gamecube? Haha, yes it's been 12 years. I doubt any of you remember!

>Let me talk to you very slowly about the joycon controls. You see this joystick? It lets you move. And you see the A button? Oh, did you expect this to accelerate? Haha, no, in this game you automatically accelerate. This button actually lets you drift.

>etc etc

He's like a DidYouKnowGaming autist who huffs his own farts by pointing very obvious shit.

>>718405242
Sounds like the dev commentary in the Braid Anniversary release. Blow spends like literally 30 minutes explaining how genius the most simple puzzle in the game is.

>>718405242
>we actually added little sparkles in his eyes. This was never the case in previous kirby games
>It's okay when HAL does it.

>>718405242
>He's like a DidYouKnowGaming autist who huffs his own farts by pointing very obvious shit.
This is what happens when gamers are retards that worship corporate businessmen like they're close friends. Case in point: this thread.

>>718398229
>putting Femnoids in their place is le bad

>>718403307
If they're doing single-game Directs for the first-parties and Partners/Indies for everything else, I'd really like to think they'll do a Prime 4 Direct at some point. But the realist in me is thinking they'll just see the Gamescom demo (which will probably be the same as the Switch 2 event demo) as enough and they'll just say "Oh yeah, it's coming in 2025, we swear, never mind the fact that we don't have new content to show since April" throughout the whole thing

>>718403349
This game can just be Kirby, DDD and MK like the original, it has been TWENTY FIVE years since that release.

if Sakurai really wants the game to succeed, he will have to swallow his pride and actually recognize all that has been done with Kirby since then, i dont think anyone expects the Anime characters or anything like that (even tho they appeared officially in Kirby Mass Attack), but if he really only focuses on the kirbys and 2 other guys, it will kill this game even faster than MKW. at least Mario Kart has its incredible OST.

>>718397127 (OP)
>Third party titles direct
>Indies direct
>Focus on first party title direct
NOOOOOOO STOP IT STOP IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S BEEN TWO MONTH, YOU ALREADY BREAK EVERY HECKERINO RECORD, JUST STOP IT YOU HAVE TO STAY QUIET AND DO NOTHING LIKE US!

>>718406016
>This game CAN'T just be Kirby, DDD and MK like the original,

>>718397127 (OP)
Will it feature the song Item Bounce?

>>718406052
>Focus on first party title direct
It's only okay if Metroid does it (Because we're making a loooooot of assumptions by saying "when")

>>718397127 (OP)
>SINGLE GAME DIRECTS
We used to call them advertisements and they'd be around 20 seconds long and come on TV during commercial breaks.

>>718406052
>Third party direct
Literal articles about how those don’t sell on switch 2
>Indie direct
Wow shit you could buy on PC a year and I can now buy a game key version of it
>Direct dedicated to only one meddling at best exclusive
Wow

>>718406283
>Literal articles about how those don’t sell on switch 2
Literal lies made up by Snoys journos, you mean?

>>718406667
>19 de junio de 2025

>>718397127 (OP)
Oh no, we're getting a type of Direct that we've had for years already. What a controversy.

>>718397127 (OP)
>no more sitting through shovelware and generic cozy farming games in hopes that they’ll talk about something interesting
>just in depth coverage of 1st party titles without wasting my time with bullshit
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? Nintendo’s made a ton of really retarded decisions lately, but this isn’t one of them.

>>718407235
It'll only be retarded when they don't do a Prime 4 Direct some time after this

>>718406667
>no it was the snoy lies
Terrible cope, no one wants to play the most inferior version of a AAA game for the same price as every other platform.
>but people wanna play the game on the go.
No they don’t AAA shit is not designed for the bus. It’s either long cutscene movie game shit or always online connection multiplayer titles.

>>718406847
Concession accepted, snoy

>>718407235
It's bad because Sony only has one 1st party game this year: GoY (Ghost of Yotei)

>>718407394
>N-no they don’t
Cope, faggot, portability is an inherent advantage in all cases

>Nintendo thread
>B-But da EVIL SNOYS!!!

>>718407394
>Terrible cope
The guy who's reporting on the US market literally said it wasn't true.
Get your lazy eyed Snoy, Chris Dring, out of here

>>718407535
Not for CP2077, tasteless nigger cattle, seethe harder about your inferior version

>>718398229
damn that's a liquid metal seethe reply

Smashsnoys are having a biblical melty, love to see it

>>718401214
>it's just an announcement of voice actors for some new characters in the movie

>>718407672
Let em, I don't give a fuck about Smash anymore

why no prime 4?

>>718407572
>The Snoy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, cultist, retard, tranny, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Snoy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>718397127 (OP)
Hyped as hell, about damn time they made a sequel.
Still not buying a Switch 2 where you don't own your games and they can remotely deactivate your console with a hair trigger.

>45 minutes
Have we even had a direct that long for a single game before? Does this game really have 45 minutes worth of things to talk about?

>>718397305
I dont want baby games though. I want more games like Zelda and Metroid not baby shit like Mario and Kirby and Pokemon.

>>718407672
Wait, now Smash is bad? What Nintendo titles are we allowed to like?

>>718407792
It's getting its own Direct la-

>>718397960
Sakurai is the biggest fucking faggot. The fact idiots buy his worked to death salary man act is just pathetic and they get the shit games they deserve as a result. Melee was a fluke. Sakurai is just a different flavor of snake oil salesman than kojima. All the cult of personality jap devs fucking suck. Hackurai, Kojimbo, Iga, Nier bobble head fucker, Nomura, Yakuza guy, Clover guy, 2hu imbecile, Ichikosi, Danganronpa pedo, Toby Fox, and does it even need to be stated Miyafuckingmoto and Zeldatard all garbage. Miyazacki and his understated personality stays winning.

>>718407863
Sakurai could talk for 45 minutes on any subject and people would watch it.

>>718397127 (OP)
BACK TO THE SMASH MINES WITH YOU SAKURAI

>>718407740
>wendy voiced by award winning actress Da'Vine Joy Randolph

>make a barebones game that would be considered an indie game if made by anyone else
>sell it for $70-$80
>tendies lap it up and ask for a price increase for their friends at Nintendo
That's their strategy this gen lmfao

>>718407863
>Does this game really have 45 minutes worth of things to talk about?
Yeah the length of the entire single player. $70 btw.

>>718407895
>What Nintendo titles are we allowed to like?
The current ones that have games coming out for Switch 2 of course. Those are the only Nintendo games that matter.

>>718397127 (OP)
>GOYIM
What you mean with goyim, this game is japanese, there's NOTHING jewish about it.


Nothing other than this, if they include the previous game soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

>>718407923
Do you have any source thay he's dishonest at how much wffort he puts into his titles? Pokemon and Gamefreak have employee surveys sayong how fucked GF is management and focus wise, I'm looking for sources like that.

>>718408036
But what if a Smash game does come out on it? Do I just pretend I never shat it on and it was good all along actually?

>>718407923
>>718407938
>>718407965
>>718408012
>>718408016
>>718408036
>>718408096
burn in hell, evil subversive snoy

>>718397127 (OP)
Personally I'd rather watch 45 minutes of just Air Riders than sit through 45 minutes of ports and indie games

>>718407885
You bought a nintendo console anon

This entire thread has been
>Nintendo is fucking us pretty hard right now
>Uh... I want to get fucked actually

>>718408137
Yes. You simply say "that was then and this is now" and you will be treated kindly by those of the modern day Nintendo fanbase.

>>718408325
>getting new games is being fucked according to snoys
the raped

>>718408325
FUCK YOU SNOY CHUD
SUPPORT NINTENDO OR GO TO HELL

>>718408325
That's been the theme since the Switch 2 announcement lmao

>>718397127 (OP)
Finally a direct I’ll actually watch

>>718397127 (OP)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS

>>718408502
bros... the number keeps going up... THIS ISN'T FAIR!

>>718408143
You don't need to get a sony specifically (despite they being the best looking ones),But buy an MSX, MSXs are good for you.

You could get a panasonic one, look how pretty this panasonic is, it even comes in a box with a orc samurai cyborg shit.

>>718408143
And well, the most powerful MSX is not even a sony, it's a panasonic.
You can get a panasonic and play the 3 games made for it if you want, or play games that have slowdown without slowdown.

>>718404401
My guess is just that the game is gonna have a full singleplayer "story' mode and they're also gonna talk about City Trial but online with "live service" elements AKA getting updates.
It will be slow, rambly, and boring.

>>718408502
4? I thought this was 3.

>>718405242
That’s unironically awesome.

>>718409431
Let’s compromise and say dxd is .5 of a game

>>718409692
I legit forgot that game was even a thing

>>718409692
DxD is an overpriced tech demo, if you didn't count welcome tour then don't count it either

>>718409692
DXD seems like a fun little gimmick game honestly. It's just that the aesthetics are fucking grey and boring

>>718401214
You're getting a newish Mario Party to celebrate

>>718408502
>More games than the entire life of ps4 and ps5 so far

>>718397127 (OP)
Will it remix item bounce?

>>718409942
That don't make it good, just less bad than the PS5

>>718410136
Hopefully it will have the song 1:1

>>718409692
.5 is too much. DxD is a side game from wario war pushed too far.
Should be free

>>718409942
>nintendie cope

>>718410159
Nothing has been "good" in the last 20 years in any facet of society. "Less bad" is the best we can hope for.

>>718410136
What's the special about that song? Keep seeing it being posted.

>>718410332
Meme from secondaries because it sounds jewish

>>718410226
It needed on the minimum some sort of adventure mode you go around levels and shit with the weird ass controls.

>>718397127 (OP)
ngl air riders is the only thing that even gives me interest in getting a switch 2

>>718410332
It outjews actual jewish songs.

>>718407656
Thanks, will enjoy it anywhere I go, nigger faggot.

>>718410159
We aren't even halfway into its first year on the market compared to the PS5's 5 years. Stop being a disingenuous retard.

Fuck yeah Kirby

>>718410374
So it sucks then?

>>718411334
It could get to the good category, pretty easily even.
But that's up to the third parties to actually want to do games instead of movie slop.

>>718411619
No.
Just go listen to it on youtube, also if you want to see pure undistilled /pol/ read the video comments.

>>718411713
Don't need more /pol/, got enough retardation in my life.

At least I don't have to sit through 40 minutes of slop

>>718397127 (OP)
>heh enjoy having games tendies
thanks i will :3

>>718398821
...?

Kirby (over 50m sales) as a franchise beats every single sony franchise in sales except for Gran Turismo (90m sales). it's been an A-list franchise for longer than you've been alive

>>718412024
I won't either. Because I won't be watching this

>>718398156
why would you cancel a game that's been in production and have a release tentative date? what's going on? is Metroid best as a Platformer instead of a third person shooter?

>>718400742
sorry eric, its a switch 2 e x c l u s i v e :0

>>718398821
> Main titles are guaranteed millions sellers
> Latest game sold 7+ million
> They can churn out random minigames that will sell 100+ k for shits and giggles
> Merch sales itself on the millions

The fuckers at HAL have a dream job.

>>718412640
Dunno, ask Nintendo why they're being so retarded with news updates.

>>718402987
Well good for the Germans that they'll be the only ones who'll get to play it, I guess

reminder: Sakurai said that, if anything, games are TOO cheap these days. Expect the price to be $100 MINIMUM

>>718418103
>Sakurai said that, if anything, games are TOO cheap these days
With the amount of content he brings to the table, he has reasons to back it up.

>>718405242
lmao screenshoted, I expect thats exactly how it will go

>>718400663
lol good the prime games are shit and are not real Metroid games

>>718418103
>>718418226
>every game he makes has hundreds to thousands of hours of replayability
>numerous albums worth of some the most sublime music to ever grace the gaming industry
>care and love painstakingly knit into every single frame
>the most expensive game he ever sold was $60
Unironically, yes. His games are the best deal in gaming. He's never ripped off the consumer.

>>718407923
What a retard, someone who beat his head onto a wall is more reasonable that this faggotry in the shape of text.

man this direct announcement really caused the snoys to have a liquid metal meltdown

Seems like this Eric's fella's cross seething on /vr/ too. Please keep your schizos under control, /v/. We already have enough of our own to deal with.

>>718407885
This post is more underage than outright admitting you are a 14 year old
>>718397774
I think they are doing this once every few years in exchange for a smash game. Last time he did this he got to make two Kid Icarus games.

>>718407923
The worked to death notion is pushed by Smash fans, he has flat out said he doesn't understand why so many people worry about him.

It was, however, true during the development of Kid Icarus Uprising, where he played the game so much he gave himself carpal tunnel syndrome, which took years to recover from

>>718397774
They're letting him do whatever he wants because they need him to make smash and if he's unhappy he will just retire.

Im so fucking pumped bros. There's likely only 2 days this decade where we will see Sakurai talk about his new game for the first time, and tomorrow will be one of them. I'm so fucking happy I could cry. I'm watching his YouTube channel all day I'm so hyped.

I will, Air Ride is one of the best games ever made, I'd watch a 12 hour direct on it

>>718402987
Is Nintendo even there?
I was under the impression, Japanese devs and platforms were avoiding gamescom hard this year.
Last year both Sony and Nintendo were missing already.
Except for the retro corner 2024 was a complete disaster and after looking at the exhibitor list of this year, it didn't look any better, so I'm skipping it.

Why wont they make a new Wario game?

>>718424956
Yes, they just posted this chart with the games they're bringing a little while ago

Call me a tendie but a *good* online city trial with tons of challenges would unironically be worth $60. Hopefully the rest hits that 10

>>718423502
Based Sakurai enjoyer.

>>718425360
>online city trial
That’s all I need. I just wonder if there will be multiple maps or only one like the original game.

>>718425354
Well, then I may take a look at an evening ticket.
Will be in Cologne for a day anyway.

>>718397127 (OP)
I may not survive this drought, brothers...

>>718397350
idk, this city doesn't feel lived in enough

>>718397127 (OP)
>Mario Kart
>Splatoon
>Pokemon
>Zelda
>Now, DK Bananza
>Didn't even have to list Smash
They've been doing this years, retard. Make a real fucking thread next time.

>>718399274
Prove it by answering dis.

Are you trans female or trans male?

EVERYONE SCREENCAP DIS

>>718405242
>>Haha, yes it's been 12 years.
>12
Anon...