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Anonymous No.718560357 >>718560858 >>718561154 >>718562381 >>718564318 >>718564614 >>718565824 >>718567910 >>718568012 >>718568139 >>718568208 >>718568597 >>718573839 >>718574384 >>718575597 >>718576072 >>718577753 >>718578608 >>718579223 >>718580534 >>718580927 >>718582313 >>718582708 >>718587320 >>718590063 >>718590492 >>718590738 >>718592120 >>718593557 >>718593885 >>718594492 >>718594816 >>718595253 >>718596679 >>718597169 >>718598516 >>718600492 >>718603543 >>718606942 >>718626703 >>718632465
WHO IS GETTING IN?
WHO IS GETTING BTFO?
Anonymous No.718560410 >>718560489 >>718561087 >>718561165 >>718561174 >>718563224 >>718565095 >>718567975 >>718570202 >>718570841 >>718578023 >>718578283 >>718581097 >>718590492 >>718593991 >>718600174 >>718609395 >>718624231 >>718624441 >>718626496 >>718628712
Can we not rosterfag over a fuckin kirby game
Anonymous No.718560424 >>718561626 >>718563339
taranza will stay in the cuck chair
Anonymous No.718560489
>>718560410
>kinefag already complaining
Anonymous No.718560685
It's over.
Anonymous No.718560697
Marx
Anonymous No.718560743 >>718560882 >>718560909
Anonymous No.718560858 >>718577564 >>718621961
>>718560357 (OP)
Anonymous No.718560882 >>718591856 >>718615865
>>718560743
what undertale soul is this...?
Anonymous No.718560909
>>718560743
If you are using this website in the current year you are probably already autistic.
Anonymous No.718561087
She's never ever but she's playable in my heart
>>718560410
Sakurai shoulda thought about that before including more characters
Anonymous No.718561154
>>718560357 (OP)
>Sakurai scrimblo baiting in his presentation
really fucking funny he did this
Anonymous No.718561165 >>718592552 >>718621826
She's never ever but she's playable in my heart
>>718560410 #
Sakurai shoulda thought about that before including more characters
Anonymous No.718561174 >>718573506
>>718560410
OH NONONONONONONO
Anonymous No.718561216 >>718561397 >>718563264 >>718565141 >>718565706 >>718570048 >>718570895 >>718571352 >>718572268 >>718577829 >>718598753 >>718633041 >>718633281 >>718633783
this game looks like a worse mario kart. whats the point?
Anonymous No.718561397 >>718561536 >>718564407
>>718561216
>implying it's not going to be Diddy Kong's Racing with the cinematic at the end
Anonymous No.718561536
>>718561397
what does that even mean?
Anonymous No.718561626
>>718560424
>Sectonia gets in instead to increase the number of female riders
>in her pre-corruption spider form
>taranza doesn’t even cameo
Unrealistic but would be funny
Anonymous No.718562381
>>718560357 (OP)
It's Sakurai. Marx will be in, obviously.
Anonymous No.718562935
Ribbon... please add her Sakurai...
Anonymous No.718562987 >>718599954
i want
nova
Anonymous No.718563087 >>718563336
Anonymous No.718563135 >>718574782 >>718592785
Reminder that Sakurai doesn't like humans in Kirby games
Adeleine wasn't a spirit in Smash Ultimate
She is not getting in Air Riders
Anonymous No.718563224
>>718560410
It's not like it's new, Star Allies had a lot of it
Anonymous No.718563264 >>718564374
>>718561216
>whats the point
Mario Kart doesn't have City Trial, which is the only reason anyone actually plays Air Ride
Anonymous No.718563336
>>718563087
Needs Daroach
Anonymous No.718563339 >>718563995
>>718560424
He will be playable but his ride will be the cuck chair
Anonymous No.718563406 >>718563661
Taranza's wife is dead! Har har har!
Anonymous No.718563661
>>718563406
It was for the best, now he can be my wife (male)
Anonymous No.718563995
>>718563339
as long as anyone can use the cuck chair I'm fine with that. imagine being cuckle joe in that chair, mmmmm.....
Anonymous No.718564318 >>718582914
>>718560357 (OP)
I'd settle for other friends, but god I wish Nago would get more attention. Only the DL2 friends get much attention.
Anonymous No.718564374
>>718563264
Top Ride is fun once you unlocked the hidden items and you're not playing with bots. A shame we didn't see it in the direct. Air Ride looks a lot better than the original game with new mechanics being added. My issue with the original game's Air Ride mode was it felt pretty empty and not enough players. Wished the number of racers increased to between 8 to 12, but at least it's not fucking 4 again.
Anonymous No.718564407
>>718561397
Yeah, slop shit shovelware
Anonymous No.718564614 >>718564949 >>718565524 >>718565874 >>718570954 >>718573690 >>718594909 >>718599069 >>718609614
>>718560357 (OP)
At least 5 slots will be taken by more mooks
Anonymous No.718564949
>>718564614
NInja, Cutting guy, hammer dude, the stone guy, and probably either that bug or the bomb imp
Anonymous No.718565095
>>718560410
rosterfagging is the whole point at this point, sakurai no longer remembers how to make a game interesting.
Anonymous No.718565141
>>718561216
mario kart is an autistic open world simulator now.
Anonymous No.718565524
>>718564614
Parasol would make for a good copy ability
>Melee attack
>Decreased weight in the air
>Acts as a shield
I wonder if Ice, Needle, and Wing are still in the game.
Anonymous No.718565582 >>718565678 >>718565698 >>718608263
Where is Adeleine?
Anonymous No.718565678 >>718565928
>>718565582
Under my bedsheets and sucking me off.
Anonymous No.718565698 >>718565928
>>718565582
In my bed
Anonymous No.718565706 >>718588429
>>718561216
MKW fucking sucked
Yeah it looks and sounds fantastic but it lacks good features, it's balanced to neuter as much skill expression as possible, the open world mode is a flop, you can't play classic grand prix for some reason, you can tell Air Rider is made by a guy who love video games while MK World was made by people with a stick up their ass who just threw money at the thing
Anonymous No.718565824
>>718560357 (OP)
WHERE THE FUCK IS RICK
Anonymous No.718565874 >>718585574
>>718564614
Tac is cute, I want him
Anonymous No.718565928 >>718566005 >>718566053
>>718565678
>>718565698
Why does everyone want to lewd cute Adeleine?
Anonymous No.718566005
>>718565928
She's small and sexy
Anonymous No.718566053
>>718565928
ToT
Anonymous No.718566149 >>718567928
What if Adeleine lewds you first?
Anonymous No.718567412 >>718567650
Please add her, sakurai...
Anonymous No.718567650
>>718567412
Trust the plan
Anonymous No.718567910
>>718560357 (OP)
the chad
Anonymous No.718567928
>>718566149
Adeleine is NOT for lewd...
Anonymous No.718567975 >>718577912
>>718560410
>N-NOOOO!!! don't have fun you can't have fun!!
look at this faggot whining lel
Anonymous No.718568012
>>718560357 (OP)
my boy
Anonymous No.718568139
>>718560357 (OP)
Elfilin
Marx
Daroach
At least one of the animal helpers
That new biker character they teased at the end of the direct
Anonymous No.718568208
>>718560357 (OP)
Dream Drop Distance Sora, Klonoa, Nights, and Sybil from Pseudoregalia.
Anonymous No.718568597 >>718600706
>>718560357 (OP)
Please let me in I NEED THIS
Anonymous No.718569286 >>718569449 >>718570048 >>718570639 >>718633048
lol buy an 70 dollar kids game just to be called a pedo because it has online and looks like roblox
cope harder tendies
inb4 anything that isn't a bloody shooter or has realistic graphics is probably associated with kids and roblox
Anonymous No.718569393
Anonymous No.718569449
>>718569286
I think you meant to say you want Dark Matter Swordsman
Anonymous No.718570048
>>718569286
you already shitposted 3 hours ago: >>718561216
Anonymous No.718570202 >>718570402 >>718578023
>>718560410
t.
Anonymous No.718570402 >>718578023
>>718570202
Sakurai confirmed to never have played Air Ride
Anonymous No.718570486 >>718570551 >>718570736 >>718572286 >>718574271 >>718579769 >>718580009 >>718585098 >>718590063 >>718590310 >>718594123 >>718594157 >>718606158 >>718620106 >>718633894
Guess his name.
Anonymous No.718570551
>>718570486
THE MAN WHO STOLE ADELEINE'S SLOT
Anonymous No.718570580
I NEED A HAMMER TO CARJACK DAT DERE KIRBY
Anonymous No.718570639 >>718572015 >>718581150
>>718569286
>an 70
Anonymous No.718570702
They're in.
Anonymous No.718570736
>>718570486
niggaknight
Anonymous No.718570841
>>718560410
Rosterchads won.
Anonymous No.718570895
>>718561216
MKWorld fags getting really nervous about this
Anonymous No.718570898
I'd like a mini 02 as a rider.
Anonymous No.718570954
>>718564614
Helper to Hero as Chilly, Burnin' Leo, and the Knights is pure hell
Anonymous No.718571352
>>718561216
How can you say that with a straight face after world
Anonymous No.718571692 >>718571728 >>718571758 >>718573371
Japs really seem to love Starman and so do I
Anonymous No.718571728
>>718571692
Hi-Jump is one of the best abilities that was lost.
Anonymous No.718571758 >>718573371 >>718615417
>>718571692
I'm glad he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.
Anonymous No.718571935 >>718571982
I want Prince Fluff from Epic Yarn. It's such a cute game, it makes me sad it never gets acknowledged in the whole Kirby canon.
Anonymous No.718571982
>>718571935
It's a what if story
Anonymous No.718572015 >>718572750
>>718570639
good morning saaar
Anonymous No.718572268
>>718561216
Literally does look worse than Mario kart world, but not a completely bad thing. I just didn't want ripped smash bros graphics I wanted a completely original look for Kirby air riders like MKW.
MKW: Greatest aesthetics
KAR 2: Great/most mechanics
Crossworlds: The most crossover slop
Anonymous No.718572286
>>718570486
His head piece is similar to dedede
Anonymous No.718572750
>>718572015
It's "a 70 dollar game" moron.
Anonymous No.718573371 >>718573778 >>718573797 >>718573876 >>718574416 >>718574984 >>718575349 >>718581236 >>718630304 >>718630406 >>718630695
>>718571692
>>718571758
>first the mario cow
>now this
What is this brand of artificial reddit humor supposed to convey? is it a shill campaign or something nintendo deploys like the DNC did on this site last year? and what's the actual appeal? is it supposed to BE funny? why aren't you fuckers using Susie to promote your game instead? at least she has depth.
Anonymous No.718573506 >>718577684
>>718561174
There are mushrooms in the levels too, and you can still play as a mushroom guy.
Anonymous No.718573690
>>718564614
Simirror deserves to be in.
Anonymous No.718573778 >>718574019
>>718573371
nigga shut the fuck up, any kirby enemy is more iconic than the fucking mario mobs
Anonymous No.718573797 >>718574019
>>718573371
Don't you dare talk shit about Starman you fucking casual.
Anonymous No.718573839
>>718560357 (OP)
He's 100% in, and probably Ricky too
Anonymous No.718573876 >>718574019 >>718574474
>>718573371
>Panty and Reddit image
>complaining about reddit humor
Anonymous No.718574019 >>718574073 >>718574557
>>718573778
Please tell me why in detail he's your favorite, i'm all ears.
>>718573797
>casual
Any Kirby elitist doesn't give a flying fuck about a random enemy that gives you hi-jump
>>718573876
If you weren't on this website during the original PSG run then you're the newest as newfags go
Anonymous No.718574073 >>718574261
>>718574019
>ERM ACTUALLY I AM OLDFAG
uh-huh.
Anonymous No.718574261 >>718574315 >>718582029 >>718582128 >>718600785
>>718574073
You're defending a glup shitto of the week from a Kirby game and calling a show, which has several banners on this website "reddit".
Anonymous No.718574271 >>718590056
>>718570486
dark matter rider
Anonymous No.718574315 >>718574474
>>718574261
>You're defending
Where did I do that? Quote the exact post where you think this happened, "oldfag" lol.
Anonymous No.718574384
>>718560357 (OP)
DeDedes design is back to normal.
Based Soccarguy
Anonymous No.718574416
>>718573371
>he says while posting Glup Shitto: The Anime
Anonymous No.718574474 >>718574520 >>718574679 >>718575047
>>718574315
>>718573876
You bitched at me for questioning your shill campaign humor and started projecting
Anonymous No.718574520
>>718574474
>you
wrong.
Anonymous No.718574557 >>718575183
>>718574019
Most people who love Kirby love a lot of the basic enemy designs and their animated personalities/abilities. If you don't, why be here?
Anonymous No.718574649 >>718575015
Starman gives me hard deja vu, but not sure, not about the cows. Some other scrimblo bimblo character revealed in the last 2 months. Maybe something from DK:B
Anonymous No.718574679 >>718576803
>>718574474
>shill campaign
Man I fucking wish I could get paid just for posting Kirby stuff.
Anonymous No.718574782 >>718575149 >>718581257 >>718581492 >>718619627
>>718563135
We're getting the superior paint girl in this game
Anonymous No.718574907
I want Adeleine AND her daughters.
Anonymous No.718574984 >>718575183
>>718573371
>Susie seethe
Susiefags are so cringe.
Anonymous No.718575015
>>718574649
He's from Kirby's Adventure, Dream Course, Nightmare in Dream Land, Squeak Squad, and Return to Dream Land.
And another Adventure character I wish they would bring back is Cool Spook.
Anonymous No.718575047
>>718574474
Ok redditman
Anonymous No.718575149
>>718574782
That's what they said about Star Allies.
Anonymous No.718575183 >>718575241
>>718574557
There's loving simple designs but the posts i've seen give off that "shrek is love" shitpost kind of vibe, it looks very odd and weird.
>>718574984
Susie, Waddle Doo, Magolor, at least latch onto something with a real following for your shill campaign.
Anonymous No.718575241
>>718575183
I think you need to lighten up a bit.
Anonymous No.718575349
>>718573371
???
Anonymous No.718575382 >>718575440 >>718575734
Can someone explain who's ass this humor about Sakurai hating humans was pulled from?
Anonymous No.718575398 >>718575662 >>718591557 >>718591982
I wonder if Mr. Frosty and Poppy Bros. Sr. will make it in as playable characters, like they were supposed to on N64
Anonymous No.718575440 >>718575568
>>718575382
anime interview, reason that Tiff/Fumu exists as a humanoid cappy
Anonymous No.718575568 >>718575692
>>718575440
But doesn't Sakurai love Right Back At Ya?
Anonymous No.718575597
>>718560357 (OP)
When Kirby goes to share food with Gooey does Gooey stick his tongue down Kirby's throat?
Anonymous No.718575662
>>718575398
I just want another non-copy bro to get in
Anonymous No.718575692
>>718575568
Yes, and they're not humans in the anime.
Anonymous No.718575734 >>718575907
>>718575382
It comes from Sakurai wanting the Kirby anime to stay in his own world, so he mandated against the anime creators doing that "mascot befriends human children and the show happens through them", sort of like the Doraemon format. But then they ended up doing that anyway, they just made them humanoid alien children instead.
And Sakurai has no problems with humans in Kirby, he made Nightmare and wanted to let people believe the NME Salesman was a human for most of the series.
My personal theory is he hates Adeleine not because she's human in itself, but because the way she scales to him means Kirby is probably almost 3 ft tall, when Sakurai is very attached to his "Kirby is 8 inches" headcanon.
Anonymous No.718575907
>>718575734
Isn't the 8 inches thing only from Smash 64? It's been quite a while since then, I don't know if he still cares.
Anonymous No.718576015 >>718576306
Okay, but Sakurai isn't the ultimate arbiter of this stuff. Even he basically admitted that his bosses just said "People have been bitch at us for an Air Ride follow up for 20 years. Do it.". Adeleine is a popular character, and there's already vocal demand or her, just like with Star Allies. I ain't worried.
Anonymous No.718576072
>>718560357 (OP)
So now there’s three entire games on the Switch 2. Maybe I’ll eventually buy one
Anonymous No.718576306
>>718576015
I'd be thrilled to see Ado but I want to enjoy the ride either way.
Anonymous No.718576803
>>718574679
Everyone talking about Starman meanwhile I'm just happy for Waddle Doo who's always been my favorite Kirby enemy (and much cuter than Waddle Dee)
Anonymous No.718577564
>>718560858
Rick bros... Are we in?
Anonymous No.718577684 >>718578218
>>718573506
>ALFONZO WILL REPLACE KINE
Anonymous No.718577753 >>718577867
>>718560357 (OP)
Is ir going to be a Mario Kart situation where your final stats are depending on both character and ride?
Anonymous No.718577829
>>718561216
If you don't know how awesome Kirby Air Ride is then you need to get acquainted.
Anonymous No.718577867
>>718577753
Yes. It was said in the direct.
Anonymous No.718577901 >>718578118 >>718578142 >>718578373 >>718578757 >>718578989
Guys I get the feeling Sakurai really doesn't like Mario kart.
Anonymous No.718577912
>>718567975
Tuff looks like Porky without the fat, I've never noticed till now.
Anonymous No.718578023
>>718570402
>>718570202
>>718560410
I get it, it felt silly that Smash tier "THEY'RE HERE!" roster pages popped up in the presentation, but frankly I understand why he dickrides what's probably the biggest car on the hype train for his own games.
Anonymous No.718578118 >>718585145 >>718587372 >>718596964 >>718597434 >>718599750
>>718577901
He kinda shat on MKWorld in particular with that "more players means lower chances of winning" line
You might not be too far off
Anonymous No.718578142 >>718578280
>>718577901
They want to make sure anyone feeling like Mario Kart and Kirby Air Riders, so shareholders, are competing with each other are given reason to think twice. It's strange 2 of the 3 big 1st party games for the Switch 2 for the holiday season may compete with each other. I am hyped for the game but this does seem like a weird play on this release schedule.
Anonymous No.718578218 >>718578727
>>718577684
Actually, they really could pull an Alfonzo. Kine DOES have a wife they could swap him out with if he's playable.
Anonymous No.718578278
I don't think Kine is getting in...
Anonymous No.718578280
>>718578142
It's to make Mario Kart people feel like there's "more of it to play" I assume.
Anonymous No.718578283
>>718560410
What are supposed to do, talk about other games and not spam 12 threads about 1 literally who kirby enemy being playable?
Anonymous No.718578373 >>718578395
>>718577901
>makes joke about how it's totally mario kart
>THIS MEANS FUCKING HATES MARIO KART GUYS
you guys gotta stop randomly projecting views onto sakurai, this shit reminds me of "sakurai hates the kirby games/characters he didn't make" and we all know how that turned out
Anonymous No.718578395 >>718578501 >>718578510 >>718579149
>>718578373
>sakurai hates the kirby games/characters he didn't make
That's true tho
Anonymous No.718578501
>>718578395
give it up dawg, I know you spent years of your life espousing your made up narrative but you gotta let it go
Anonymous No.718578510
>>718578395
Provide evidence to support your claim.
Anonymous No.718578608 >>718583484
>>718560357 (OP)
I expect Sakurai to fill most of the roster with GBA deep cuts like Pham Pham, Mr. Tick Tock and Prank
Anonymous No.718578727
>>718578218
It would be like she's there to cheer him on.
Anonymous No.718578757
>>718577901
you are projecting
Anonymous No.718578834 >>718579149 >>718579551 >>718579703 >>718579842 >>718594390
>Rick
>Coo
>Kine
>Marx
>Adeleine
>Ribbon
>Daroach
>Taranza
>Francisca/Zan Partizanne/Flamberge
>Elfilin

All the remaining Star Allies shill picks plus Elfilin. Who is getting in?
Anonymous No.718578989 >>718580412
>>718577901
He basically pointed out the fallacy. Air Riders plays wildly differently from Mario Kart, and anyone trying to compare the two is an idiot.
Anonymous No.718579149 >>718579510
>>718578395
Susie's inclusion suggests otherwise.

>>718578834
Ado is a shoo in. She's a very popular character, and she already got into Star Allies.
Anonymous No.718579223 >>718581482
>>718560357 (OP)
kirby games dont have enough notable characters to have a roster.
Anonymous No.718579510
>>718579149
>implying Sakurai wants to add human cunny to the game
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718579551 >>718582235
>>718578834
One of them at least
Anonymous No.718579703
>>718578834
rick
marx
daroach
mage trio
and a few more mooks to round out the roster
Anonymous No.718579769
>>718570486
DaDaDark Matter
Anonymous No.718579842
>>718578834
>Marx
>Adeleine
>Taranza
>Daroach
>Elfilin
It should be obvious.
Anonymous No.718580009
>>718570486
Death Dark Shadow Raper
Anonymous No.718580326 >>718580353 >>718582578 >>718599407
Anonymous No.718580353 >>718598676
>>718580326
What the fuck is it?
Anonymous No.718580412 >>718586062
>>718578989
I honestly respect him for addressing the comparison head on.
Anonymous No.718580534 >>718580623
>>718560357 (OP)
Sakurai should make original ip if Nintendo lets him out of the smash bros mines
Anonymous No.718580623 >>718580717
>>718580534
He's made a few somewhat recently, like that UFO game.
Anonymous No.718580679 >>718580754
Thoughts on nago the cat?
Anonymous No.718580717
>>718580623
sakurai didn't make that, that was HAL
Anonymous No.718580754 >>718581391
>>718580679
NEVER FUCKING EVER
Anonymous No.718580891
I want her. Sexually
Anonymous No.718580927
>>718560357 (OP)
I BELIEVE.
Anonymous No.718581097
>>718560410
I mean its Sakurai and he started it
Anonymous No.718581150
>>718570639
he wanted to write 80 but it wasnt an 80 dollar game
Anonymous No.718581184 >>718581381
I'll take my licks again, this should be the bare minimum for a Kirby game's roster. I'm glad he's trying to match it to some extent and this also sets a precedent for him; he can't ignore the other Kirby games anymore if he goes back to Smash, now you'll have to consider a Smash title with Bandana Dee or Gooey even as newcomers. A step in the right direction, if nothing else.

The real litmus test is if he adds Ribbon or Adeleine, everything about this game screams for a scenario where you can ride the giant crystal from Crystal Shards and Ribbon is the perfect character for that. Not Dark Matter makes me think a stand-in might appear instead.
Anonymous No.718581236
>>718573371
>tranime
Anonymous No.718581257
>>718574782
That's not Paintra though.
Anonymous No.718581381
>>718581184
LICK MY ANUS
Anonymous No.718581391
>>718580754
Rick the hamster?
Anonymous No.718581482
>>718579223
smashfag seething
Anonymous No.718581492
>>718574782
Your correct
Anonymous No.718582029
>>718574261
You're spewing reddit buzzwords while trying to vehemently deny that you're a redditor and that you're totally le based oldfag.
Anonymous No.718582128
>>718574261
TRANIMETROON REDDITOR SEETHING
Anonymous No.718582235
>>718579551
Daddy's (not-so) special girl >>>>>>>>>>> fire/ice dykes
Anonymous No.718582313
>>718560357 (OP)
I'm noticing the mooks that got to be playable are all still filling valuable gameplay niches that aren't represented otherwise (especially copy abilities that didn't make the cut for the mechanic), so I'm hoping they got ideas for Simirror and Bugzzy. Otherwise, some abilities can probably be perfectly fulfilled with more notable characters like Coo for Wing, and a goddamn plethora of Paint options.

Sadly, I can't see Bonkers or Blade Knight providing anything Dedede and Meta Knight don't already do, unless "Echo Riders" are a thing.
Anonymous No.718582578
>>718580326
Fatfuck.
Anonymous No.718582708
>>718560357 (OP)
SPIN TO WIN
MY FAVORITE COPY ABILITY ENEMY IS A SHOO-IN
Anonymous No.718582914
>>718564318
Yeah, him and the other friends from DL3 are great, I like Chuchu the most because mollusk.
Anonymous No.718583101 >>718583561 >>718629663 >>718630012
https://www.youtube.com/live/J7VeT_J9Kz8?t=1903s
Why does this sound so much like melee?
Anonymous No.718583329 >>718583608
>kirby and 11 other nobodies
Anonymous No.718583484
>>718578608
We should get Rolling Turtle to trigger PTSD for all of us that can't forget the optional fight with him in Orange Islands first or second stage. I just realized that QQQ's machine shares this name.
Anonymous No.718583561 >>718595279
>>718583101
Because it came from the first Air Ride which shared some staff with Melee.
https://youtu.be/iCuhOMd7d1o
Anonymous No.718583608
>>718583329
cry more smashpedo
Anonymous No.718584337
718583329
>Dedede and Meta Knight
>nobodies
No (You) for you
Anonymous No.718585098
>>718570486
Dark Rider
Anonymous No.718585145
>>718578118
I figured those lines were aimed moreso at battle royals where’s it’s you against 99 other players, even called it out directly with that line of how having a 1/100 shot of winning is bad odds
Anonymous No.718585574
>>718565874
>his attribute is that he can store a copy ability in his bag like everyone else can store items
Anonymous No.718586062 >>718590943
>>718580412
Same. Maybe this will help people get their heads out of their asses on racing games. And yes, this IS leading to a "Just make a new F-Zero game, dammit!" rant.
Anonymous No.718587320
>>718560357 (OP)
is Bandana Dee supposed to be Waddle Dee or is he a separate entity?
Anonymous No.718587372 >>718597434
>>718578118
hes talking about fortnite, Mario Kart world is only 24 players anyway
Anonymous No.718588429
>>718565706
now THIS is good bait
Anonymous No.718590056
>>718574271
His visor looks completely different.
Could be a new design. But would they really just change the most iconic part of the look like that?
Anonymous No.718590063 >>718590385
>>718560357 (OP)
If the animal friends were added would they be riders or "machines"?
He said he was adding new types but the new ones were all star or wheel.
>>718570486
Dark Roadster
Anonymous No.718590310
>>718570486
DeDeDark Matter
Anonymous No.718590385
>>718590063
They should be riders
Anonymous No.718590492
>>718560357 (OP)
>>718560410
this
literally MEGA GAY activity
Anonymous No.718590738
>>718560357 (OP)
It would be kino if she got revealed on a Friday.
THE JUDGE No.718590943
>>718586062
During the entire direct I was thinking "So we're getting F-Zero, right?"

I, too, have become infected by the madness.
Anonymous No.718591397 >>718592243 >>718592542
HE HAS NO PANTS
HE HAS NO FACE
Anonymous No.718591557
>>718575398
Really? I need to check out TCRF
Anonymous No.718591856
>>718560882
the faggot soul
Anonymous No.718591982
>>718575398
It looks like a penis going into a butthole
Anonymous No.718592120
>>718560357 (OP)
Hopefully my main man.
Anonymous No.718592243 >>718592468
>>718591397
Name one Kirby character that has pants.
Anonymous No.718592468
>>718592243
THE JUDGE No.718592542
>>718591397
Absurdly detailed gem stone.
Anonymous No.718592552
>>718561165
Now that the dust has settled, she was definitely Meta Knight's bastard.
Anonymous No.718592785 >>718593151
>>718563135
Was she in a game directed by Sakurai?
Anonymous No.718593151 >>718593770
>>718592785
nah, he does voice Dedede in 64 which is a game she is in so there's that if it means anything
Anonymous No.718593274
Elline is the one handing out copy abilities to everyone.
Anonymous No.718593557
>>718560357 (OP)
Master Chief will be in.
Anonymous No.718593642
It's our time, Ringlebros.
Anonymous No.718593770 >>718594185 >>718594385 >>718608174
>>718593151
Then that shit ain't happening LMAO
Hackurai notoriously does not cater to any Kirby games he didn't direct, it's an open secret. Just look at how it goes in Smash. Barely any references to other games that weren't his. He's a narcissistic bitch.
Anonymous No.718593786
My hero is in.
Anonymous No.718593885 >>718594031
>>718560357 (OP)
Only the best Kirby characters I'm sure!
Anonymous No.718593991
>>718560410
Can you just be a big boy and ignore discussion you're not interested in?
Anonymous No.718594031
>>718593885
like master green
Anonymous No.718594123
>>718570486
second for dark rider, it rolls off the tongue well
Anonymous No.718594157
>>718570486
Darker Matter
Anonymous No.718594185 >>718595224
>>718593770
>Just look at how it goes in Smash.
this is Air Riders my man
Anonymous No.718594281
Anonymous No.718594385 >>718595224
>>718593770
At least update your bait man, it's a couple days old
Anonymous No.718594390
>>718578834
All except Adeline
Anonymous No.718594492
>>718560357 (OP)
the 10 mini Kirby team as a rider would be pretty cool ngl
Anonymous No.718594560
All of my most wanteds are never evers.
Anonymous No.718594816
>>718560357 (OP)
β–²
β–² β–²
Anonymous No.718594897 >>718597958
ser kimble
Anonymous No.718594909 >>718598806
>>718564614
I think it would be pretty cute if they just let you play as a raw Wheelie.
The model and stats are there already, so why not.
Anonymous No.718595036
I hope we get Sam Bridges with a trailer that parodies the Snake Brawl announcement.
Anonymous No.718595224
>>718594185
>Air RiderS
>the same game that literally is aping smash's character reveals and probably half of it is asset reuse
Okay retard. Whatever helps you cope.
>>718594385
Who said it was bait?
Anonymous No.718595253 >>718595758 >>718596832
>>718560357 (OP)
this thread is literally a daycare
Anonymous No.718595279
>>718583561
makes sense, especially since both games are directly influenced by Sakurai
Anonymous No.718595758
>>718595253
Do you only play mature games for hardcore gamers such as yourself
Anonymous No.718596679
>>718560357 (OP)
I would like Zan Partizanne or Flamberge.
Anonymous No.718596753
My wishlist
Anonymous No.718596832
>>718595253
You are posting on 4chan.
Anonymous No.718596964 >>718597434
>>718578118
>Shitting on Mario kart for having way too many players after the absolute disaster that was 8 players smash
I smell a faggot
Anonymous No.718597169 >>718597659 >>718597795 >>718597881
>>718560357 (OP)
For sure an undertale character and definitely Hollow knight nobody will buy this trash otherwise
Anonymous No.718597434 >>718597571 >>718600139
>>718578118
>>718587372
>>718596964
>explains 6 player racers as "w-well it'd be too hecking chaotic if we had 8!"
>btw we have 16 players for city trial
Is he legitimately retarded or a sociopathic liar or something?
Anonymous No.718597571 >>718598087
>>718597434
Sakurai explodes if he doesn't complain about how hard making games are or how better he is at making games than other people every 5 minutes
Anonymous No.718597659
>>718597169
Either Spamton or doe mom for sure
Anonymous No.718597795 >>718598105
>>718597169
Kirby doesn't need to latch on to dogshit to sell.
Anonymous No.718597881
>>718597169
get brain cancer
Anonymous No.718597958
>>718594897
my man
Anonymous No.718598065 >>718598183 >>718603665
Their in
Anonymous No.718598087 >>718598181
>>718597571
Seriously, what compels him to be such a faggot?
Anonymous No.718598105
>>718597795
Of course. Kirby is already dogshit that sells! My bad.
Anonymous No.718598181
>>718598087
you lost and got raped smeleetranny
Anonymous No.718598183
>>718598065
Based pick
Anonymous No.718598263
They are in, with copy abilities
Anonymous No.718598381 >>718598584 >>718599727
How can I help you, king /v/v/v/?
Anonymous No.718598516 >>718598738 >>718612604 >>718631181
>>718560357 (OP)
Am I the only one who's rooting for my pal Elfilin?
Anonymous No.718598519
gas undertroons
Anonymous No.718598562 >>718598640 >>718599092 >>718627021
Both Needle and Fighter were spotted in Gamsecom footage
Here's Needle
Anonymous No.718598584 >>718599315
>>718598381
I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBER THAT THERE REDDIT
Anonymous No.718598640 >>718627021
>>718598562
And here's a new(?) enemy that gives out Fighter
Anonymous No.718598676
>>718580353
There's a staaaaaarman
waiting in the sky
Anonymous No.718598738
>>718598516
Assuming we haven’t seen everything i’d say he’s a shoe-in, but still we’ll just have to wait and see
Anonymous No.718598753 >>718598887 >>718611043
>>718561216
Probably bias talking here, but I think what we've seen from Air Riders so far blows Mario Kart out of the fuckin water.
Anonymous No.718598779
Fuck it put Zero in
Anonymous No.718598806 >>718609742
>>718594909
Considering you pick your machine and then your character, i dont see it happening
Anonymous No.718598887
>>718598753
Im not one of the world haters but I have to agree, riders just looks amazing
Anonymous No.718599069
>>718564614
GIM GAWDS RISE UP
Anonymous No.718599092
>>718598562
so all thats left is tornado, wing, and freeze
Anonymous No.718599137 >>718599735
Oh yeah he's in alright
Anonymous No.718599315 >>718599478 >>718599727
>>718598584
YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT RHYME YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
Anonymous No.718599407
>>718580326
This little guy is about to get so much Japanese merch
Anonymous No.718599478
>>718599315
He never said that
Anonymous No.718599727
>>718599315
fine
>>718598381
I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBER THAT THERE TRANNY
Anonymous No.718599735
>>718599137
Nintendo would be dumb to not cash on the meme
Anonymous No.718599750
>>718578118
>shat on mario kart and f-zero99 at the same time
Anonymous No.718599954
>>718562987
Nova needs to be a course.
Imagine zipping over his face, going over all those weird things attached to him.
Then at the end, you dip down into that hole in his face, and go through the core, with the different parts shooting at racers as they pass. Absolute kino.
Anonymous No.718600139 >>718601818
>>718597434
city trial =/= regular race paste eating retard
Anonymous No.718600174
>>718560410
Careful, anon. You're gonna upset the redditors with this.
Anonymous No.718600347
I cannot wait for online to become everyone playing the same rider machine combo like Mario kart did, at least city trial being what it is will make that kinda hard to do
Anonymous No.718600492
>>718560357 (OP)
That select screen has room for 11 more racers.

>Taranza
>Elfilin
>Daroach
>Marx
>Rick
>Coo
>Nago
>Mr. Frosty
>Vividria
>Poppy Bros
>Buggzy
>Shadow Kirby (secret shared with the other recolors)
Anonymous No.718600706
>>718568597
Coo sex
Anonymous No.718600785
>>718574261
you're defending hazbin hotel for weebs
Anonymous No.718601818
>>718600139
>me when I'm retarded
Anonymous No.718603097 >>718603714
Since this is a modern game, what kind of DLC do you expect we'll get beyond characters and tracks? Do you think we'll get City Trial maps or or DLC Air Ride Machines?
Anonymous No.718603543 >>718603836 >>718615954
>>718560357 (OP)
>WHO IS GETTING BTFO?
the player for spending FIVE MINUTES collecting stat upgrades that are used for a whole THIRTY SECOND MINIGAME
Anonymous No.718603665 >>718626805
>>718598065
>sakurai adds a 3rd party rep for goddamn Kirby Air Riders
>it's Ralsei from Deltarune

your reaction?
Anonymous No.718603714 >>718605064
>>718603097
Has any Nintendo game besides Smash, mK and Zelda gotten paid DLC?
Anonymous No.718603836 >>718604059 >>718604123
>>718603543
you guys are desperate to find things to bitch about
Anonymous No.718604059
>>718603836
no, it just looks fucking bad, especially after everyone and their mom on here was hyping up city trial as some epic online battle when it's 5 minutes of faffing about all for a blink and you'll miss it 30 second race
Anonymous No.718604123
>>718603836
Dude you have to admit the dart board game is really fucking lazy and uncreative
Anonymous No.718604150
My FUCKING hero is in
Anonymous No.718605064 >>718605435 >>718610542
>>718603714
Splatoon, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Kirby, Xenoblade, Luigis Mansion 3 and Captain Toads treasure Tracker
Anonymous No.718605350 >>718605689 >>718611216 >>718630980
TACbros... we are OUT
Anonymous No.718605435 >>718605557 >>718606531 >>718606581
>>718605064
>Splatoon
Think you're right, it was 2 right?
>AC
>Pokemon
>Kirby
>LM3
>CT
??????
Anonymous No.718605557
>>718605435
>Think you're right, it was 2 right?
2 and 3 got DLC
what are you confused about those all got DLC
Anonymous No.718605689 >>718632581
>>718605350
We've seen both cappy and Starman as generic enemies AND racers, there's no reason to believe that TAC couldn't just be revealed at a later date
Anonymous No.718606158 >>718606374 >>718606636
>>718570486
The replies show how many fucking secondaries are going to be in Kirby threads right now, it clear who this is and it’s going to explain an obvious mechanic in the game (standard in Mario kart)
Anonymous No.718606169
Anonymous No.718606374
>>718606158
>it's clear who this is
SANS DEDEDE
Anonymous No.718606531 >>718608414
>>718605435
Animal Crossing has the happy home vacation thing in NH. Pokemon has had dlc for both gen 8 and 9. Luigi's Mansion 3 had online costume dlc and Captain Toad had dlc challenges/courses. A modern Nintendo game NOT getting dlc of some kind is more rare.
Anonymous No.718606581 >>718608414
>>718605435
>>Splatoon
2 and 3 gota DLC storyline
>>AC
Happy Home Paradise for NH
>>Pokemon
Sword/Shiled and Scarlet/Violet got multiple story DLCs
>>Kirby
Forgotten Land gets a DLC storyline later this month
>>LM3
Multiplayer costumes
>>CT
An extra book with more levels
Anonymous No.718606636 >>718610994
>>718606158
So who is it and what's the mechanic?
Anonymous No.718606942 >>718607054
>>718560357 (OP)
who's the semen demon at the bottom right?
Anonymous No.718607054
>>718606942
That's the attack stat
Anonymous No.718607573 >>718607759
Need Gyaru Susie alt.
Anonymous No.718607759
>>718607573
No way after what they did to Brown Kirby
Anonymous No.718607843
All I'm asking
Anonymous No.718608071 >>718608404
Now that I think about it, why wasn't Kirby in Mario Kart 8? We had Link, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Splatoon characters, as well as Villager from Animal Crossing... but no Kirby
Anonymous No.718608174
>>718593770
...have you seen the roster of Air Riders?
Anonymous No.718608263
>>718565582
Sakurai doesn't like humans in Kirby
Anonymous No.718608404 >>718608506
>>718608071
Because Nintendo only co-owns Kirby
When will fucking retards like you get the idea cross
HAL is an independent company
They make Kirby, not Nintendo
Anonymous No.718608414 >>718608592
>>718606531
>>718606581
So we had all this shit and they STILL didn't do anything for Odyssey?
Anonymous No.718608506 >>718608720
>>718608404
That doesn't mean anything. There are tons of characters in Nintendo games that aren't Nintendo-owned. Take your meds, tranny
Anonymous No.718608592 >>718612731
>>718608414
Bananza won't get anything either btw.
Anonymous No.718608720 >>718609018
>>718608506
>There are tons of characters in Nintendo games that aren't Nintendo-owned.
Mario Kart 8 isn't one of those
Anonymous No.718608812 >>718608969 >>718622765
>Tfw the best your fave will likely get is a stage cameo
Anonymous No.718608969
>>718608812
based kabulabro
Anonymous No.718609018 >>718609343
>>718608720
Take your meds, tranny
Anonymous No.718609343
>>718609018
retard
Anonymous No.718609395
>>718560410
We already lost, /v/ro. Air Riders threads will be littered with whatever character a small but vocal subsection of fans latch on to, like Moley or some shit, and poorly drawn pictures of Susie bending over to show her ass. There will be no discussion of game essence.
Anonymous No.718609614 >>718631342
>>718564614
Okay, I was hesitant about rosterfagging coming to this game, but if Bonkers and Chilly get in that will undoubtedly be hype.
Anonymous No.718609742
>>718598806
i want to be a wheelie riding another wheelie
Anonymous No.718610273 >>718610556 >>718610794 >>718611580
it's quite telling that the only people who say this game looks good and worth $70 also say "I loved this game as a kid" you rented it once and thought it was neat and never got over the honeymoon period. you are being nostalgia-baited so fucking hard by sakurai it's insane
Anonymous No.718610542
>>718605064
Fire Emblem as well.
Anonymous No.718610556 >>718610657
>>718610273
I never played the original despite being a massive Kirby fan for most of my life and I think it looks fantastic from what we've ALREADY seen. Even if you don't think it looks woth it as it stands, Sakurai outright said there was plenty of things he didn't reveal (and lo and behold the Gamescom demo has already revealed two more Copy Abilities not in the Direct), so there's no reason to not at least wait and see what else the game has in store.
Anonymous No.718610639 >>718610793
ENTER
Anonymous No.718610657 >>718611270
>>718610556
That autist has been saying the exact same thing in the threads for these games since yesterday pay him no mind.
Anonymous No.718610793
>>718610639
>Dead series
>Sakurai made him a joke Assist Trophy
>Co-owned between Nintendo and TOSE and not Hal
Never
Ever
Anonymous No.718610794 >>718611903
>>718610273
Inferring people's experiences is really weird dude you sound like you were raped by your neighbor while his kid was playing Ride in the other room
Anonymous No.718610994 >>718611856
>>718606636
I’d like to draw it instead of explaining it but I won’t be free for a long time and the thread will die when I’m free
Anonymous No.718611043 >>718611171 >>718626120
>>718598753
Ngl this looks incredibly mid compared to CrossWorlds
Anonymous No.718611171
>>718611043
…but enough about MKW
Anonymous No.718611216
>>718605350
>new footage
Does anyone know if Item Bounce is in?
Anonymous No.718611270
>>718610657
no I haven't I wasn't even on 4chan yesterday since I was out of town and only just watched the direct now after seeing everyone gush about it. it's fucking trash and you are clearly a nostalgia-fueled fanboy if you can't process that multiple people see the same obvious flaws in it, because they are NOT blinded by nostalgia
Anonymous No.718611580
>>718610273
I think it looks good and I've never played air ride
Anonymous No.718611856 >>718613307
>>718610994
So it's not actually clear or obvious then.
Anonymous No.718611903
>>718610794
Laughed way too hard at this kek
Anonymous No.718612094
Anonymous No.718612121 >>718612660
Anonymous No.718612268 >>718612467 >>718612557 >>718612626 >>718613096 >>718618215
People seem to know all these Kirby characters and all have their faves and shit.

I feel left out bros. How do I get to understand so I can join in on the autism?
Anonymous No.718612467 >>718613361
>>718612268
>How do I get to understand so I can join in on the autism?
play the games, probably
Anonymous No.718612557 >>718613361
>>718612268
Just play the games and you'll eventually get attached to a minor enemy for some dumbass reason
Anonymous No.718612604
>>718598516
Is there any reason why he couldn't channel his Fecto Forgo/Elfilis powers now that the latter was assimilated back into him? I'd be down for him becoming the second adorable lovecraftian badass right after Kirby instead of him being completely neutered.
Anonymous No.718612626 >>718613361
>>718612268
Go play Kirby's Adventure right now
Then follow up with another game if you liked it
You'll find some character or random mob you like sooner or later
Anonymous No.718612660 >>718623470 >>718631096
>>718612121
I hope you saved the receipt!
Anonymous No.718612731
>>718608592
These faggots confound me in their logic.
Anonymous No.718612964
Anonymous No.718613060
Anonymous No.718613096 >>718613361
>>718612268
Kirby character designs really are just immaculate.
Anonymous No.718613307
>>718611856
No I want to draw it since I think it’ll look cool
Saying who it is like 3 mores max
Anonymous No.718613361
>>718612557
>>718612467
>>718612626
>>718613096
Thanks.

Ive played a bit of Super Star. The character I remember most of that is Knuckle Joe. I'll play Kirby's Adventure.

Also have Forgotten Land Switch 2 Edition physical preordered.
Anonymous No.718614969 >>718615161
Anonymous No.718615161 >>718615237 >>718615723 >>718630767 >>718630908
>>718614969
where is taranza...
Anonymous No.718615181 >>718616358
Did anyone else notice that the Rocket Star orb was red when they showed off city trial stat screens? Earnable color swaps for vehicles?
Anonymous No.718615237
>>718615161
Grieving the loss of his girlfriend.
Anonymous No.718615417
>>718571758
THERES A STAR MAN WAITING IN THE SKY
Anonymous No.718615723
>>718615161
Hanging out with Adeleine
Anonymous No.718615812
RIBBON DOKO
Anonymous No.718615865
>>718560882
(you)
Anonymous No.718615954
>>718603543
You mean the thirty seconds that actually matter?
Anonymous No.718616358
>>718615181
>Turns your Wheelie green
Here's ur Wheelie Scooter bro
Anonymous No.718616435
Her
Anonymous No.718616564 >>718618395
ADD MY NIGGA RICK
Anonymous No.718618215
>>718612268
...Who is "people"?
Anonymous No.718618395 >>718618959
>>718616564
They fucking better.
Anonymous No.718618554 >>718618764
Modern Hal design...
Anonymous No.718618764 >>718618914 >>718621691 >>718625441
>>718618554
Sakurai design.
King Dedede and Meta Knignt got new details too, but it seems like Magolor, Gooey, and Susie were left the same, practically ported over from Star Allies. I hope we get another character upgrade design like this with added detail thing, like Adeleine.
Anonymous No.718618914 >>718620339 >>718630696
>>718618764
Gooey actually did get a change. He gets a single eye when he goes into his dark matter form
Anonymous No.718618959
>>718618395
heh nice
Anonymous No.718619627
>>718574782
Thats not Drawcia.
Anonymous No.718619715
Man's looking fresh as hell
Anonymous No.718620106
>>718570486
Dark Crafter's Revenge
Anonymous No.718620339 >>718630480
>>718618914
That's cool but I mean they don't have updated designs, the model looks the same from Star Allies, while some other characters are notably updated. I want to see Sakurai update more characters.
Anonymous No.718621691
>>718618764
Magolor's belt is a little more realistic but that's about it.
Anonymous No.718621826
>>718561165
based silicachad.
Anonymous No.718621961
>>718560858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
Anonymous No.718622047
ENTER
Anonymous No.718622203
Bring back my boy
Anonymous No.718622765 >>718623382
>>718608812
>this thing is female
the blimpussy got me acting up
Anonymous No.718623382
>>718622765
dude it isn't even alive
Anonymous No.718623470
>>718612660
Wat
Anonymous No.718624231
>>718560410
fpbp. smash did so much fucking damage to games
Anonymous No.718624441
>>718560410
Why not? I think its fun.
Anonymous No.718625441
>>718618764
>changed the spearhead
>the cloth is a bit tattered on the spear
>made his spear extendable based on the various poses and distances between the rings on the spear
Based choices all around
Anonymous No.718626120 >>718626214
>>718611043
Crossworlds is dogshit slow compared to Airride. You see the bullshit castration they did to the Extreme Gear? Unforgivable.
Anonymous No.718626214
>>718626120
That game has speed settings, the best way to gauge the speed you can go is with the open beta next weekend
Anonymous No.718626496 >>718626839 >>718626896
>>718560410
Why does rosterfagging make people seethe so much?
Playing as your favourite character makes the game better especially when each character has unique abilities
Anonymous No.718626703
>>718560357 (OP)
Who cares?
Anonymous No.718626797
I'll main him if he's in.
Anonymous No.718626805
>>718603665
Wait 5 seconds for the porn of Ralsei fucking Susie (Kirby) with his foot long cock
Anonymous No.718626839
>>718626496
Ultimate dumped almost all of its development budget into the roster and I think it's among the weakest games in the series for that reason.
But that's not a problem with this game because the original Air Ride had jackshit for content to begin with.
Anonymous No.718626896
>>718626496
Often rosterfagging disregards how certain characters lack broad appeal or aren't suited for the roster for whatever reason
Anonymous No.718627021
>>718598562
>>718598640
I wonder if most abilities will have a rider who just has them natively. Meta Knight obviously has Sword, and now we see Fighter's an ability which Knuckle Joe is likely using.

Fire, Freeze, and Plasma are still on the table, so any mook or mid-boss could cover those, or they could just have the three Mage Sisters fill those roles. I'm curious to see where this might go.
Anonymous No.718627315 >>718627885 >>718628145
Anonymous No.718627489
Sakurai's fixation on giving Meta Knight four wings, reminiscent of the Halberd, is kino.
Anonymous No.718627885
>>718627315
>destroys your game balance
Anonymous No.718627912
I want edgelord Dark Matter Swordsman though the new guy at the end might satisfy me.
Anonymous No.718628145
>>718627315
TWISTER CHADS
Anonymous No.718628202 >>718629283 >>718633449
He looks sorta like Dedede, but his body is probably too small.
Anonymous No.718628365
Is it even a Kirby game without Cool Spook?
Anonymous No.718628387
Do we have any footage of the races from the gamescom demo? All footage I can see is of city trial.
Anonymous No.718628391 >>718629283 >>718633449
Exhausted dark matter
Anonymous No.718628468 >>718628590 >>718628685 >>718628719 >>718628981 >>718629958 >>718630641
Anonymous No.718628590
>>718628468
>Mr. Shine and Bright
fuuuuck I never considered them, they'd be kickass inclusions
Anonymous No.718628685
>>718628468
>Elline
>Ribbon but no Adeleine
Not a bad prediction overall but I wouldn't hold my breath for those
Anonymous No.718628712
>>718560410
There was no winning. People were acting like they would swear the game off if there weren't other riders and it was just Kirby recolors again
Anonymous No.718628719
>>718628468
Why do you hate Adeleine?
Anonymous No.718628981
>>718628468
I don't think they'll use another sword guy, so no Bio Spark. Maybe Simirror.
Anonymous No.718629283 >>718633365
>>718628202
>>718628391
It's another King D-Mind situation
Anonymous No.718629312
Consider the following
Anonymous No.718629515 >>718629746 >>718633428
Is Rick going to be a vehicle?
Anonymous No.718629517
I'm surprised Paint Roller hasn't been mentioned a single time.
Not that I want him either but that's a paint boss Sakurai made.
Anonymous No.718629663
>>718583101
https://youtu.be/iCuhOMd7d1o?si=6SLaDwq6dvCdWg1W
Because Hal was the one that made melee and now they're making this game now. I would have to say Hal laboratories is Nintendos absolutely infamous studio at this point.
Anonymous No.718629746 >>718630059
>>718629515
I think it makes more sense that way. That's effectively what the animal friends are.
Anonymous No.718629958
>>718628468
Lolo and lalala as a duo rider would be pretty cute. Then they'd have the obligatory block special that puts a cube obstacle on the track
Anonymous No.718630012
>>718583101
Thanks for.posting the timestamp. I fucking love this track and the footage that goes with it.

Game looks great.
Anonymous No.718630037 >>718630173 >>718630202 >>718630597
Reminder Dark Meta Knight and Galacta Knight are skins for Meta Knight (they already were in ultimate) (galacta knight doesn't have the right sword)
Anonymous No.718630059
>>718629746
ChuChu rides u
Anonymous No.718630173
>>718630037
The best alt colour for MK imo.
Anonymous No.718630202
>>718630037
Also Dark Meta Knight has his insignia on the wrong pauldron.
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718630296
Anonymous No.718630304 >>718630470
>>718573371
>Posting a reaction image from South Park:Jap Edition while calling someone Reddit
Fuck Tranime
Anonymous No.718630406
>>718573371
Starman has depth. He gives you Hi-Jump and which helps you beat Kracko dude. He's a fucking hero.
Anonymous No.718630470
>>718630304
>mad that CHAD Park is making fun of your Pedo-In-Chief
Anonymous No.718630480
>>718620339
Will there be something more broken than Swerve Star this time?
The tanks seem interesting
Anonymous No.718630520 >>718632116 >>718632527
So did they remove Hydra and Dragoon?
Anonymous No.718630597
>>718630037
>galacta knight doesn't have the right sword
Neither does DMK, they're just recolors.
Anonymous No.718630641
>>718628468
? is my main.
Anonymous No.718630695
>>718573371
Mario Kart worlds roster is fucking pathetic, on the grounds that they consider A FUCKING COW as a character when theres a literal universe of named important guys that could work better. Even all the random kamek unlockable mooks are better character pick than A C.O.W.

Starman is an obscure character, but it is more of a character than a literal meme. And has actual seniority, existing since the original Kirby adventure in the NES. Which is way more than what can be said for a random farm animal that essentially 'people thought it was a fun idea' ...IT WAS NOT!
Anonymous No.718630696
>>718618914
He gets an eye in the back, he keeps his regular face in the front.
Anonymous No.718630767
>>718615161
Anonymous No.718630805
I'm going to play as Gooey.
Anonymous No.718630908
>>718615161
Fucking DEAD
Anonymous No.718630928
PUT MY NIGGA MR. FROSTY IN
Anonymous No.718630980 >>718631051 >>718631064 >>718631705
>>718605350
>Tac is running about and portals are open
You can have more that one city event at a time?
Anonymous No.718631051 >>718633232
>>718630980
Weren't there a few persistent events last time
Maybe the portals stay open for the rest of the round
Anonymous No.718631064
>>718630980
Looks like it. I was gonna say they made Tac just a regular spawn to beat up, but he has an ! over him and is marked on the map so he's 100% an event.
Anonymous No.718631096
>>718612660
Man these people don't know. But I do, I know...
Anonymous No.718631181
>>718598516
Nah, he absolutely should get in.
Anonymous No.718631186 >>718631293 >>718632473
>No gooey footage, people kept playing as the fucking meme jumpman and Kirby during the gamescom demo
FUCK
Anonymous No.718631293
>>718631186
I'm guessing you already saw his japanese site footage (link if you or others haven't cause the site has a lot of other stuff too because sakurai's games always have the best sites for Nintendo: https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/aaaba/rider-machine/index.html)
Anonymous No.718631342 >>718631890 >>718632384 >>718633560
>>718609614
>Chilly
Wrong ice guy.
Anonymous No.718631705
>>718630980
>raining gordos and meteors events activate at the same time
Anonymous No.718631890
>>718631342
Will they come back?
Anonymous No.718632116
>>718630520
Sakurai was intentionally avoiding some of the boxes while demonstrating City Trial
Anonymous No.718632384 >>718632446 >>718632587
>>718631342
I think Chilly is cuter but I wouldn't be mad if Mr Frosty got in instead, he honestly does deserve to be playable.
Anonymous No.718632446 >>718632521
>>718632384
if not just to stare at his big blue ass
Anonymous No.718632465
>>718560357 (OP)
hoping ChuChu gets in and that her and Susie get bikini alts.
Anonymous No.718632473
>>718631186
Starman is based
Anonymous No.718632521 >>718632630
>>718632446
>I swear, I only play as the robot girl because I don't want to have to stare at a walrus's ass!
Anonymous No.718632527
>>718630520
Nah, there's no way.
Anonymous No.718632581
>>718605689
If anything you could say already having a model in-engine is a boon
Anonymous No.718632587
>>718632384
In most cases I think I'd rather have the minibosses representing different powers over normal mobs but I'm fine with whatever. I'll probably just be playing as Knuckle Joe or Dedede most of the time out of who we've seen so far.
Anonymous No.718632589 >>718632704 >>718632732 >>718632749 >>718633638
I hope the OG city trial map is playable.
Anonymous No.718632630 >>718632689 >>718632695 >>718632803 >>718633269
>>718632521
>robot girl
I fucking swear, this is really showing how many fake Kirby fans there are.
Susie is NOT a robot.
Anonymous No.718632689
>>718632630
>Susie is NOT a robot.
She's Robot-coded
Anonymous No.718632695
>>718632630
nta anon but I still call her a robot
Anonymous No.718632704
>>718632589
At least put it in as a post launch patch
Anonymous No.718632732 >>718632846
>>718632589
Sakurai clearly said Skyah is the only map, but if he went out of his way to give it a name in the first place, then it opens the possibility of more maps at some point
Anonymous No.718632749
>>718632589
It would probably have to be largely redone to fit the race and arena style events
Anonymous No.718632803
>>718632630
why didn't you mention that Mr Freezy isn't a walrus?
Anonymous No.718632846
>>718632732
They could be adding new maps in updates and slylah is just the release map
Anonymous No.718633041 >>718633173 >>718633287
>>718561216
>beg Sakurai to make a Kirby Air Riders game instead of making a new F-Zero with online
I
Fucking
HATE
NINTENDO
Anonymous No.718633048
>>718569286
>TRANNYtrix
Anonymous No.718633173 >>718633394
>>718633041
Why would they ask him to make a sequel to F-Zero instead of a sequel to a game he directed?
Anonymous No.718633232
>>718631051
Some footage from the Kit and Krysta channel showed portals sticking around after the event
Anonymous No.718633269
>>718632630
She looks like a robot so she is one.
Anonymous No.718633281
>>718561216
That's a weird comparison. Sure they both have racing elements, but they are so fundamentally different, that the comparison is retarded. It's like comparing Crash Bandicoot to Glover. They're both platformers, so they're 1:1 identical.
Anonymous No.718633287 >>718633394 >>718633424
>>718633041
You should be asking the Yakuza devs to make F-Zero again, Sakurai had nothing to do with the good ones
But they're busy with Virtual Fighter right now too
Anonymous No.718633365 >>718634170
>>718629283
holy shit someone references the GOAT king d-mind. Legit the coolest King in the series. Combining Shadow Dedede with Dark Mind is the coolest concept ever and it's a shame that he and his theme are locked to a F2P game. At least the pay $30 for basically full access is way better than most systems and there's always hacking.
Anonymous No.718633394 >>718633483 >>718633553 >>718633627
>>718633173
>>718633287
I worded that unclearly, I meant they chose to commission Sakurai to make a Kirby game instead of getting SOMEONE (anyone) to make an F-Zero game.
Anonymous No.718633424
>>718633287
>The Yakuza devs
You are technically correct, but man..!
Anonymous No.718633428
>>718629515
verickle
Anonymous No.718633449
>>718628202
>>718628391
He's Dedede's evil son from the future.
Anonymous No.718633483 >>718633637
>>718633394
Nintendo's got the money to hire every other studio in Japan to make shit if they felt like it, it's not one or the other
Anonymous No.718633553 >>718633707 >>718633926
>>718633394
I guess, but Sakurai is basically a freelancer for nintendo. Certain franchises like Kirby and Pokemon are more or less Nintendo franchises, but their developers are not strictly Nintendo. F-Zero is strictly Nintendo. I don't know how jew laws work in Japan, but they might need the game to be made from within the company.
Anonymous No.718633560
>>718631342
Either, or desu. Love all my ice niggies
Anonymous No.718633627 >>718633692
>>718633394
Blame miyamoto in this case he wouldn't approve of any F-zero game unless it had a gimmick
Anonymous No.718633637
>>718633483
F-Zero is different enough from MK and Kirby, but the execs probably felt GX underperformed because there were too many Nintendo franchise racing games at once on GC and they're not going to make that mistake again
Anonymous No.718633638
>>718632589
I didn't like the new map at first, but after rewatching and seeing him say it's bigger than the original, I'm a lot more open to Skyah. Gonna iss that first game city trials aesthetic tho
Anonymous No.718633692
>>718633627
The fucking gimmick is we haven't had a hi-fidelity graphics one with online play. Seriously at this point he's doing more harm than good, it's time to retire you wrinkly shit.
Anonymous No.718633707 >>718633796
>>718633553
>but they might need the game to be made from within the company.
That's not even close to how anything works
And GX and the GBA games weren't developed inhouse at all
Anonymous No.718633783
>>718561216
>Mario karter entering a thread he knows hes going to get lynched in.
You chose this. not my fault you bought an 80 dollar dud.
Anonymous No.718633796
>>718633707
like I said, I don't know how jew laws work in japan
Anonymous No.718633894 >>718633984 >>718634036 >>718634090
>>718570486
>exhaust pipe coming out his eye
This is some edgy shit for a Kirby racing game. I love it
Anonymous No.718633926
>>718633553
It doesn't need to be made in house, otherwise you wouldn't see games like Luigi's Mansion 2 and 3 get made.
What they do need is to find a developer that's available, wanting to make an F-Zero game, able to produce something of high quality and the development team in question would need to be okay with the fact that whatever they make is going to be heavily compared to GX which is seen as a near perfect game.
Anonymous No.718633984 >>718634023 >>718634071 >>718634087 >>718634090
>>718633894
Sakurai loves his dark shit in Air Ride.
Anonymous No.718634023 >>718634418 >>718634632
>>718633984
What fucking stage is this? I never saw that shit.
Anonymous No.718634036
>>718633894
It's Dark Matter, so he's only got one anyway.
Anonymous No.718634071
>>718633984
la creatura...
Anonymous No.718634087
>>718633984
MYSTERY NIGGA
Anonymous No.718634090 >>718634148 >>718634192 >>718634198 >>718634225 >>718634326 >>718634350 >>718634418
>>718633984
>>718633894
has dark matter even been a thing in kirby since crystal shards? I haven't played much after that.
Anonymous No.718634148 >>718634295
>>718634090
Isn't Gooey dark matter? He's been in a bunch of games.
Anonymous No.718634170
>>718633365
Amazing Mirror was one of my favorite Kirby games ever back in the day, so seeing him and his theme return was awesome.
Anonymous No.718634192
>>718634090
Like half the final bosses are Dark Matter-adjacent, and Dark Matter himself was a bonus boss in Robobot
Anonymous No.718634198
>>718634090
Return to Dreamland final boss looks like dark matter and Star Allies has the source of Dark Matter as the final boss.
Anonymous No.718634225 >>718634418
>>718634090
Dark Matter itself has been dead since 64, but imitators such as Dark Nebula and Dark Crafter have showed up, Star Dream made a flawed clone of it, and Void Termina is implied to be its ancestor.
Anonymous No.718634295 >>718634570 >>718634638
>>718634148
I mean dark matter as the boss. You think of king dedede as the main boss of kirby, but he's never actually been the main antagonist outside of the first game
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718634326
>>718634090
Kinda sorta, you have dark matter adjacent bad guys if that makes any sense
Anonymous No.718634350
>>718634090
It's gets into speculation tier past 64 barring Void Termina but Robobot just straight up features a copy of the dude from DL2
Anonymous No.718634356 >>718634485 >>718634505 >>718634594
Who here maining Chadolor
Anonymous No.718634418
>>718634023
The factory themed course.

>>718634090
Squeak Squad's Dark Nebula may or may not be related to him. However, it's gay as fuck so no one ever considers it like that. A Dark Matter clone was made in Robobot, but still not Dark Matter. He appears in Mass Attack's minigame, but >minigame. Kirby properly exterminated the species in 64, with the exception of Gooey in Star Allies. Dark Matter is alluded to frequently but doesn't really reappear.

>>718634225
Important to note Dark Matter is a hivemind thing. We fight a rogue one in DL2, then encounter the hivemind itself in 3 and 64. 0/02 is the head of the hivemind.
Anonymous No.718634485 >>718635431
>>718634356
sorry man, it's gotta be chef kawasaki for me but i know this game is going to spawn a meta, just like smash and mario kart
Anonymous No.718634505
>>718634356
My second main after Dedede of course
Anonymous No.718634526
https://youtu.be/v-mN9tyJNTs?si=lb0b4TaPxrs_1I8B

Will any of the race songs be as good as this?
Anonymous No.718634570
>>718634295
Revenge of the King
Anonymous No.718634594
>>718634356
I'm maining Susie and Gooey out of the characters shown so far.
Anonymous No.718634632 >>718634895
>>718634023
Main villain in air ride, there's etchings of it in the desert level
Anonymous No.718634638
>>718634295
There's a lot of bosses have some 'implications' like Dark Nebula but the last time Dark Matter showed up as a fight was a copy that Star Dream spits out in Robobot
Anonymous No.718634828 >>718634928 >>718634957 >>718635268 >>718635342
It will come back, right?
Anonymous No.718634895 >>718635084
>>718634632
>Main villain in air ride
What the fuck are you talking about..?
Anonymous No.718634898 >>718636575
Anonymous No.718634928
>>718634828
Hopefully not
Anonymous No.718634957
>>718634828
this looks like a board from that microsoft pinball game
Anonymous No.718635084
>>718634895
Some faggot e-celeb made some faggot e-celeb video, and now everyone has to know about it.
Some vague comments by the devs, and the Machine Passage creatures being shown as carvings in Sky Sands, have made people believe there was going to be a story mode in Air Ride.
Anonymous No.718635268
>>718634828
I wouldn't really care if they didn't bring these back.
Anonymous No.718635342
>>718634828
no one actually cares about top ride
Anonymous No.718635431 >>718635582
>>718634485
I know he's now the obligatory meme pick as of now but Starman's special unironically looks fun as fuck to use so I'm definitely gonna be trying him out as soon as I unlock him (if you need to unlock the Non-Kirby characters, anyways)
Anonymous No.718635582 >>718635948 >>718636436
>>718635431
I would say kappy is the meme pick, though passive shields is no joke
Anonymous No.718635948
>>718635582
Cappy seems a little useful if you really wanna use one of the no HP stars but in City Trial that kinda gets replaced by powerups
Unless his extra HP scales with your HP bar size or something
Anonymous No.718636436
>>718635582
I think Cappy will be good in solo races but unless it regens I think he won't be as good in City Trial.
Anonymous No.718636575
>>718634898