Thread 715173412

6 days left before kino

>>715173412 (OP)
she looks like she gives great footjobs

I have a feeling that once you're 3 hours in the game it becomes a bloated TotK-tier grindathon that feels very similar to Ubisoft games, and each Level just has 1 cutscene for the boss and transition to next map, and there's only really a story to speak of in the beginning and end of the game, that winds up being superficial and not what it seems.

>>715173412 (OP)
So it turns out that she isn't as fat, though I would argue that her proportions are more of a cross between Mario's and Pauline's, rather than her inheriting her proportions entirely from Mario.

>>715173412 (OP)
There's actually 3-5 days left before the cutscenes are uploaded to YouTube.

>>715173773
>playing Donkey Kong for story

Kek

>>715173412 (OP)
So reviews in 3 days?

>>715175508
There is a great story in Donkey Kong Bananza.
It's like a movie game, but fun.

>>715175526
Probably.

>>715175639
>a great story

Lol it's not Xenoblade, c'mon anon.

>>715173615
>>715173968

I want to paint her toes

>>715175639
how do you know?
I think it’ll be like a Kirby game level of story. Not really big but still more than Mario

>>715175764
The stakes are pretty high in this one.

>>715175940
I can't take anything serious with NuDonkey Kong

>>715173412 (OP)
Censor the feet next time, there are kids in this board.

>>715173773
>1 cutscene for the boss and transition to next map
>only really a story to speak of in the beginning and end
What else would one expect of a donkey Kong game?

>>715175940
The little story looks neat but its not something on the level of a Xenoblade. It still look fine for Donkey Kong though.

>>715176210
What if these new developers wanted to make a Disney movie in video game form?
I'm going to watch the cutscenes before deciding to buy the game.

>>715176364
The cutscenes will amount to 30 minutes. It's not going to be a grand tale.

>>715176364
gameplay is more important, no?

>>715176450
I know that.

>>715173412 (OP)
>cringe child character
I'm muting this bitch as soon as possible

>>715176518
The gameplay in Donkey Kong Bananza is second to its story in terms of which is more fun to experience.
I am not concerned about the gameplay because I am still trying to get a Switch 2.

>>715177054
stop posting this gay ass picture

>>715173412 (OP)
Why did they make her so adultlike

>>715177054
Pauline is not cringe.
She will never be cringe.
You must accept that.

>>715177104
bro how do you know the gameplay is secondary? That’s almost never true with Nintendo games and especially not with the Mario team that is developing this game

>>715177391
I played the demo, I don't know if I have it in me this time.
It would take me at least a week to get to the credits, but by then, the hype would have died down.

I personally can't wait to max out all of DK's abilities and then get to play like the Mario equivalent of the Hulk

test

>>715173615
get a job

Mini-Pauline is sacred.

>>715173412 (OP)
>>715173968
>>715175940
So uh... Why is she barefoot?
Not that I'm complaining.

>>715177308
>>715177486
your jailbait is voiced by mori btw.

>>715173412 (OP)
I know it won’t happen but it’d be kino if we got to fight Mario

>>715177054
Holy BASED!

>>715175940
the triangle in the mouth is a portal. she'll be safe

>>715177829
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715173773
Why would you think it'd be like ToTK and not like Odyssey? You know, considering it's made by the Odyssey team and looks like Odyssey?

>>715177909
>>715177986
Go back

>>715177898
I think VoidCo is mind-controlling an eel to kidnap her.

>>715175940
I'll be genuinely surprised if this isn't just a cutscene from when you unlock fast travel for the first time

why haven’t you obese landwhales leaked the game yet???

What’s even the point of Paulina? She “sings” and breaks locks? Why not just have diddy with his guitar do that? It’s like that Metroid prime 4 mechanic where samus can open doors with her mind. Just a nothing burger mechanic is this really all the geniuses at Nintendo can think of?

>>715178223
they want the tranny audience, and it’s working

>>715178394
What are you talking about?

>>715175940
me on the left

>>715178578
You are falling into the mind-controlled eel's mouth?

>>715178223
>What’s even the point of Paulina?
Unique dynamic with DK
Fun lore speculation
Added emotional core to the game
Sex appeal

>>715178223
>artist draws Zebra Kong
>devs think it’s funny so they want to add it to the game.
>Bananza mechanic is born
>composer sees it, think it’s funny, makes a song with gibberish vocals ala Splatoon for it
>Director likes the song and wants similar songs for the other ones
>they later add Pauline since they wanted context to the songs since they all have gibberish lyrics and the only singer character they knew was Pauline
According to the devs themselves it was an odd string of dominoes falling that started with Zebra Kong

>>715178146
It’s wearing a weird mask so probably

>>715178912
She has no appeal, do you understand?
She is sacred, and must be protected.

>>715178707
getting vored is hot

>>715178912
>all they think about is sex

>>715179040
You should not want to get eaten.

>>715178939
It’s just pedo bait man. Nintendo knows their audience just like with splatoon. Look up those hologram concerts they have with splatoon characters and it’s all 20-30 year old men.

>>715179075
>Crockfag complaining about one-track minds
lol lmao. He's not in the game, bro

>>715178939
Only Nintendo has this much soul

>>715177647
>no Rare DK holding a Dr Pepper
one job

>>715179296
He will be in the game.

>>715177054
>not wojak
one job

>>715179290
>It’s just pedo bait man
Nigga, go outside. Talk to people. Spending too much time here has warped your brain.

>>715176210
What else would anyone expect it to be be? Why would anyone think it will have any more plot than an average 3D Mario game?

>>715179694
The voice acting allows for storytelling.

>>715179482
I haven’t seen a DK thread since Paulina’s inclusion was announced that didn’t have retards ogling over loli feet

>>715179861
Those people are very rude towards Mini-Pauline.

What if the core was Kongo Bongo island. Also do you think Lanky will be in this one

>>715177054
KEK

>>715179296
Yeah he's in and so is Lanky

>>715179936
>mini-Paulina
Lmao oh it’s one of those “1000 year old witch who looks 8 years old” situations

>>715179741
Ew. I wasnt even aware there was much voice acting in this. I remember being repulsed by all the voice acting in Metroid Prime 3. I dont give a fuck what anyone says, it is not an improvement. All industry voice actors should be immediately fired, and replaced by AI, game devs or their friends and family, a bum off the street, or the guy that tells you what weapon you picked up in Metal Slug. Video game stories and acting performances within them are all mediocre at best, and only worth a fuck when they are so hammy and stupid that they are charming.

>>715177647
This picture is funny but it bothers me it's just sips drink instead of (sips drink)

>>715179296
mori is voicing pauline, hope you enjoy vtubers!

i think im going to wait until i can get it with prime 4 using a voucher

>>715173412 (OP)
Beat your chest like Donkey Kong!

>>715180219
Nintendo cant do VA without it sounding like a 4kids dub

>>715180228
This is the only Wokey Kong pic that is actually funny for me. The other ones feel forced.

>>715180282
by all means, hold your breath

>>715180903
I mean it's a webm not a pic but still

>>715180856
Yeah, for some reason they will always use the worst sounding voices in Nintendo games when they do it. I genuinely prefer Sims style gibberish noises with subtitles.

>>715180282
Vouchers are discontinued.

>>715181378
They should just have Japanese VA like BotW/TotK.

>>715173773
>TotK-tier

>>715181503
they're still available to purchase

Midget.

>>715180282
>voucher
>Switch 2 game
Anon...

>>715181512
Didn't they already confirm multiple VA languages?

>>715175508
>>715175764
>>715175940

>>715177816
to give her a sort of wild tomboy vibe. the ripped jeans too.
but it's weird because most of the costumes are still barefoot

>>715182629
voiced by mori calliope

>>715181512
Pauline's canon voice is her english one, which is Kate Higgs, who voiced her in Mario Kart World.
She voices her in the english dub on Bananza and also sings the songs that will be both in english and japanese versions of the game.
If you play the japanese version you're getting a worse experience because it's not her actual voice.

I still don't have a Switch 2...

>>715182909
except it's written in japanese, and lip synced to the japanese voice

Reminder that:
>Calliopefaggots lost
>Suzanne/daughterkeks lost
>Rarepuritards lost
>Kremling Kopers WON

>>715183103
He didn't say that.

>>715183103
trve

>>715180273
>>715182907
It's Kate Higgins, dummy

>>715182973
It's fine to wait for more games that you're interested in.
The only reason I bought a Switch 2 at launch was because I don't think the price is going to go down much, and because I'm paranoid about an imminent collapse of global shipping infrastructure.

>>715183235
ok dingdong

>>715183287
don't bother, that retard's either deaf or baiting, either way you won't convince him

>>715183332
Ok.

>>715181607
>masterpiece
debunked

>>715183287
nope.

>>715178223
>It’s like that Metroid prime 4 mechanic where samus can open doors with her mind.
You act as if Metroid isnt known for multiple abilities with multifaceted purpose that arent immediately obvious

>>715182695
shit. switch 2 games really cant be redeemed?

>>715183765
no until they introduce switch 2 vouchers in 2 years

>>715183558
You fucking retard. Corporate vtubers are individual brands.
The only person Whori Shittiope could possibly voice is Whori Shittiope, the corps wouldn't allow otherwise.

>>715184054
Why are you so mean?

>>715184054
you sound depressed anon, go outside.

>>715175940
>a woman is in trouble and you have to save her
Yeah, very high stakes, never saw that before.

>>715183295
But my old Switch is basically dead battery and I want a new Switch now!

>>715184420
Well you've got a week.

Why did she say "Waaaah!", though?
https://youtu.be/3aejyZdorBc?t=84

>>715184771
You lost, give it up already.

>>715184529
>accepted the Amazon email
>got Switch Snipe on the ready
>cash on hand
>SD card, screen protector procured
>Bananza preordered
I'm ready.

>6 days until I no longer have to see tendie pedophiles jerking off about this shit because they'll realize it's ass and they got their wallets raped by japan for nothing
Feels good m8.

If it doesn't get a 94+ Im not buying

LOLI HAET BANAN'ZA

>>715184871
I'm sorry.

>>715185008
It will lose points because too many particles of destruction fluctuates the frame rate.

>>715184998
Seethe more snoyfag

>>715185390
not really
if that didn't affect TotK going sub 20 when using ultrahand, it won't affect Bananza going to like 56 fps for less than a sec, especially with handheld having VRR enabled.

>>715182973
I miss Candy Kong so much

>>715183506
>debunked

It's re-release on Switch is currently the highest rated game of 2025. At least until next week.

Remember when Microsoft thought they owned the rights to Donkey Kong because they bought Rare. Good times.

I've been checking my amazon account every few hours to see if my pre-order shipped yet

>>715179032
>She has no appeal
SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS GIRL HAS
A CUTE AND FUNNY FACE

>>715175764
Xenoblade isn't a great story either.

>>715184916
Leo Luster Bananza status?

>>715185574
You'll be seething soon enough.

>>715186013
Where it's at!
https://youtu.be/m9B0-HFkpT4?feature=shared

Hopefully my fapping hand will be back to normal in time to start playing.

You know...because I still need both hands to hold a controller.

>>715179296
kek gottem

>>715180219
Based. Fuck voice acting

>>715186139
>doesn't use his feet to game

>>715186139
why do you feel the need to announce this faggotry?

>>715173412 (OP)
What time will it digitally unlock for the UK on the 17th? My friend said 14:00 BST.

>>715186485
>>715186564
>two different anons used images from the DKC cartoon to respond to a single post

>>715186774
Great minds think alike.

No K. Rool, no buy.

>>715186485
>>715186564
>>715186774
>>715186879
All me thoughbeit

If K Rool and the Kremlings are in, I WILL BUY IT.
If K Rool, the Kremlings, and the other Kongs (Candy, Lanky, Chunky, Kiddy, Funky, Swanky, Tiny, Wrinkly but she's probably dead) are in, I WILL BUY IT AND GET THE ONLINE.
If K Rool, the Kremlings, the other Kongs and Kalypso are in, I WILL BUY IT TWICE.
If K Rool, the Kremlings, the other Kongs, Kalypso and the Jungle Beat bosses are in, I WILL BUY IT TWICE ?physical ans sigital AND GET THE ONLINE TWICE!

>>715185574
dong status?

>>715187421
E X P A N D E D .

>>715187058
I can't afford a 700 dollar console and 80 dollar game right now anyways but I would really like if he were in. It just seems so obvious at this point that they know DK fans generally want him back and don't care about the cavalcade of OC villains in the mainline games alone. I don't know why they can't just do what alphadream did with mario and luigi and just have the main antag of the series involved in at least a side role of some kind. Having all this crocodile iconography, rare era references, but somehow miraciously having zero actual Kremling presence just seems so arbitrary and forced. Like come on you can't deny it's on purpose anymore, either he is in or they genuinely want to not use him for whatever reason. "Totally your boss" gives me hope tho.

>We can't use kremlings, they wont let us use the mechanics
Why, just make them do a theme that works or make new kremlings that will.EZ.
>We can't use the kremlings for an ice themed game they are reptiles
It's a cartoon game you fucking mank.
>We want to do our own thing
Then put him in a side role.

>>715187256
You're out of luck.
Expect Diddy/Dixie to fulfill a similar role to Peach/Tiara during the post-game. Cranky will be up to some shit.
That's it.

>>715180273
>>715182907
>>715183558
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715187061
okay samefag desuvelt

>>715187795
The best case scenario would be K Rool is a share holder for the Void Company and you get to fight him mid-game. Void Kong's still the main villain, but the ending applies the return of the Kremlings. If this game is an origin story, it would be the perfect first outing for K Rool.

>>715187795
>they know DK fans generally want him back
I don't. I'm not a retarded Rarenigger.

>>715188354
Why are you so angry?

>>715173773
>making something up and then getting mad about it

>>715188649
>>715188649
I'm not. Rareniggers just aren't "DK fans". I was correcting false infomation.

>>715188296
I would be fine with that, I still think Void Kong won't make a very solid final boss on his own comparatively but I would still be happy with that scenario. Maybe VK will have his own transformation at the end, really hoping they don't end up having King K originally be a kong. That would be kinda weird.
>>715188354
Then you are in the minority of people who actively want that to not happen.
Please detail to me what reasons you have for not wanting the kremlings back, I want to hear what you have to back what you just said. Assuming you aren't just baiting like some kind of tragically failed abortion in desperate need of a new hobby. Implying people who are fans of games from the era that basically defined the brand for decades aren't real fans has me not holding my breath, though.

Crazy how they're just going to retcon the entirety of the DK lore and they're just going to eat it up like always

>>715178223
My guess is to get the wish you need to be " pure of heart " or something like that so Void Kong can't access it. So they want to use Pauline's singing to break it.

>>715173412 (OP)
Metascore predictions? It's clearing 90 easy, but it might get docked for framerate/camera issues. I'm going for 92

>>715189048
>Then you are in the minority
Not at all, Rareniggers are and I'm glad Nintendo are telling them to kill themselves like usual.

>>715189243
88

>>715189048
Void Kong will no doubt have a Bananza of his own. My idea for his Bananza would be something like Midas, where everything he touches turns into bananium and his greed, hubris, and DK's fists eventually lead to his downfall.

>>715189273
pauline jr is being voiced by mori, hope you like it.

>>715188769
I AM THE PRESIDENT!
I AM THE PRESIDENT!
PROFESSOR CHOPS!

>game all about smashing things but there’s no city building smashing except for some side levels
>transformations to get huge
>DK based on King Kong
>K Rool is a reptile like Godzilla
>Pauline in so another connection to New Donk city

How can the final boss be anything other than this

>>715188769
Poppy? it wasn't Kunty?

>>715189273
>Not at all.
Smash bros proves you objectively wrong, kope and seethe Cranky.
>th-that doesn't count!
Literally a gauge of how beloved a character is such that people want them in nintendo's big crossover game and the marketing around it literally posits K Rool and the Kremlings as DK's central antagonist to literal hordes of applause, so yes it does.KYS Trollfag.
>>715189624
Maybe, I'm hoping it's at least something creative and not just some kind of shonen anime type giant supergod kong infused with the energy of the earth or something. I think that would be kind of generic.

>>715189636
Am I supposed to know who that is?

>>715189676
You forgot that new donk city is in the background of the first level off shore.

>>715189829
what do you think?

>>715189948
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715189948
Sorry I'm not a seamonkey

waiting for the model rip

>>715189789
>Smash bros proves you objectively wrong
Bayonetta and Sora being the most requested characters in Smash? Least retarded Rarenigger. Glad this scrimblo bimblo is never coming back.

>>715190091
>>715189273

>>715190089
faggot

>>715189676
One of the songs also says "we're heading home to city streets"

>>715190091
Straight up in denial.
If you actually thought any of the things you're saying as you snicker behind your screen, thinking I am genuinely bothered by the drivel you spout like a gibbon as I flex on you over and over and over again. Anyways, you lost, this conversation is over. K Rool, even if he isn't in this game, will most likely come back in some shape or form. I can wait.
>>715190286
This.

>>715190298
quite the contrary

>>715190470
>Straight up in denial.
I'm sure you're stupid enough to beielive that. Can't wait for the Rarenigger meltdown like usual when his scrimblo bimblo didn't come back for another DK game they'll pretend to play.

>>715182907
>>715183287
can they sing though?

>>715173412 (OP)
>lolipits

>>715190728
Shaq plz

>>715182973
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ANON? SEGA DREAMCAST 2??

Reminder: Nintendo officially post on X that Bananza is the new Pedo game. Enjoy!

>>715192267
and shes being voiced acted by a vtuber, enjoy!

>>715192445
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715192445
Source?

>>715192678
Just some schizo theory.

>>715189243
It doesn't matter. Whatever the score is, it's going to get spammed to death with the usual "paid reviews" and "Nintendo Bonus" shit. Though if it's higher than E33, at least the ensuing schizo meltdown would be funny.

Pauline Jr. is voiced by Kate Higgins, Mori Calliope is composing the music.

*Probably.

>>715192678
There isn't one. /vt/umors just like being annoying like that in every thread.

>>715177054
Same. It's the talking flower from wonder all over again.

>>715192886
>Mommy Calliope
Wtf, I need to buy a switch vol.2 with banananza bombanza now?

>>715190736
She did Jump Up Super Star for mario odyssey
You tell me

Surprised he hasn't shown up yet

>>715193457
Who?

>>715177816
why not

>>715194128
Probably the guy who spams the "Pauline is Mario's daughter" schizo images

>>715189789
As long as Void Kong stands out, that's all that matters. As much as people want K Rool to come back, what matters is that we get some compelling villain/villain group and if that's VK and Void Company, I'm down.

>>715194996
No, I think the guy who accuses DK of being woke is missing from this thread.

It's both of them

>>715189243
89 metacritic for seethe

>>715185078
Banana on Pizza actually sounds good

>>715177816
I'm gonna take a wild and unfounded guess here: she's the only human character in this game that's heavily focused around different animals, so Nintendo thinks making her barefoot would make her feel closer to that theming
Yeah I know the ostriches all wear tennis shoes, but that was already established in DKC1

>>715188002
I choose the right side.
>>715188769
Hopefully K Rool does an Akuma on Void Kong : not the first time a fakeout happens in the series...

>>715196732
I think genuinely the most likely explanation I've seen was a random anon here that pointed out she's in gameplay always riding on DK's back, and walking on him as he rolls, and so on, and it'd feel she was being disrespectful if she were stepping on him with shoes

>>715183295
That but also I play Switch games a lot and wanted that performance boost. Link's Awakening is so much smoother on Switch 2.

>>715178939
So it's all his fault then?

>>715189243
I'm going high, 96 but drops to 94/95 after one or two seethe reviews.

>>715189273
B a i t

>>715196840
She sings about returning to "city streets", so I assume she got taken from there, and in some sort of tug-of-war between her guardian and VoidCo, her shoes got pulled off.

>>715189243
80s is no brainer
90s would be perfect

>>715190470
7 milli? This is probably one of the most viewed official DK video in recent years, they would be braindead if they ignore it.

>>715187795
To me, K. Rool and the Kremlings are like Bowser and the Koopas from Mario. While DK didn't start out with the Rool unlike Mario and Bowser, he and the kremlings became part of the IP when it was at its most popular, that to see them make little to no appearances after the Rare era is telling. People DID ask for them when Returns was know to be in development, and again for TF. With this clearly being DK's big BIG return (funny), to not have K. Rool would feel... off.

>>715173412 (OP)
>slowly inhales

>>715182973
Join the restock discord
Check the Switch 2 channel early every day, like 5-6AM
If you see a restock alert for one of the retailers, go camp outside of that store about half an hour before they open. Even if it's just for online the physical stores will restock on the same day.

That's how I got mine.

>>715191987
Duh.....yeah?

>>715196909
While true, there was also no excuse for Grezzo games to run as shit as they did on Switch 1.

>>715197164
Sure but that's the in-universe explanation for a meta choice. They chose to make her barefoot first, THEN wrote something to justify it in-universe; and I think the out-of-universe reason they chose to make her barefoot to begin is probably the whole thing of not wanting her to step on DK with shoes. Like, on just her default design, it was probably to give her a street urchin look, but when even every alternate outfit you can get is barefoot, I think the reason is what I'm saying.

Or they just like tiny girl feet. Or even both!

>>715175764
It probably won't be a super interesting narrative, but it could be pretty emotional depending on how they build up the relationship between DK and Pauline. They're not going to kill either of them off, but it might still be sad to see them split.

>>715189243
8.8.
Though it might be much lower. It felt like press previews have had kinda muted responses to the game, none of them really seem to gel with the destruction mechanics.

>>715197716
There has to be a way besides fucking discord.

>>715198145
All the previews were glowing except for VGC and their main complaint was “this isn’t Mario”

K Rool quest will be $50 DLC. Screencap me.

>>715197360
I do think a lot of people in Nintendo were genuinely offended that Rare left, and wanted to recreate his world without their image involved. While other kongs got to keep existing because they related to DK at least, the Kremlings were basically the defining feature of that "old world" and the relationship the series had with rare that they may have wanted to move on from, like keepsakes leftover after a bad breakup. It just makes too little sense for such a hit of the 90s to have it's bad guys referenced almost only by exterior devs and for the theme park to basically unperson all games besides returns and maybe Jungle Beat. (Strikers devs, Sora Ltd, etc.)

Or maybe they just never saw Donkey Kong needing anything else than the main ape himself until recently. Remember they had said as such during Jungle Beat's development.

>>715199605
*recreate DK's world
Damn typos.

>>715198209
It sucks but it does work. Only took me 4 days to get mine, and only because it took that long for any store to finally get a restock in.

>>715177816
so she's not digging her shoes into DK's back the whole game, that would be uncomfortable

>>715199605
>I do think a lot of people in Nintendo were genuinely offended that Rare left
Like they had a choice? Nintendo only bought like... 49% of the company. Even the guys who founded Rare were like "shit, I thought they would have bough us outright". Microsoft then swooped in with a fat $375mil, something that wouldn't have happened if Nintendo didn't twiddle their thumbs and let both Microsoft AND Activision (yeah, they could have been bought by them) enter a bidding war for Rare.

King K.ope

leaks when???

>>715176210
the story looks like trash but expectations are 0 for platformers like this. It would be nice if the story wasn't trash but everyone has already written it off a very long time ago. Whether it's a good game or not will depend on other factors

I don't remember any mario game having good writing personally. Maybe just TTYD and even that had a pretty embarrassing big picture story and only made up for it with charming character writing

>>715199940
Better idea replace her with diddy or trixie and remove the retarded transformations

>>715200430
trixie?

>>715200083
Yeah, it was a big fumble, Nintendo and rare were like peanut butter and jelly, microsoft was just outright caustic to them across the whole decade you could still argue the studio had a soul. Especially sad seeing the direction rare went in post nuts and bolts, they probably could have made many more great games after 2010 by now, even if they wouldn't likely still be on the cutting edge of gaming anymore. What a timeline that'd have been, eh? Then maybe we'd have more DK games AND more metroid games because retro wouldn't be trying to do both.

>>715173615
she looks like she has a tight anus

>>715200256
You can tell it’s trash already. Oddrock being introduced then immediately being revealed to be Paulina just seems like a needless story beat

>>715198145
Every single preview praised it as the next coming of Odyssey

>>715178223
Because Nu-DK is for the Dora the explorer audience.

>>715173412 (OP)
Can't wait to watch "All bosses + Final Ending Cutscene" on youtube and never play this game ever

>>715197360
Also Smash Bros cared enough to give K. Rool a Trophy three times and thus making him playable

>>715201984
this is genuinely hilarious

>>715178939
>>715196919
Somebody make the meme

>>715197980
>not wanting her to step on DK with shoes.

I bet DK’s fur feels great to step on barefoot

>>715179861
Either that, or gay furfags drooling over DK.
Funny how the design seems to split down two camps, a group that think's it's awful, and another that wants to get fucked by it.

>>715173412 (OP)
Trying to finish Wind Waker before this game comes out.

>>715173412 (OP)
I can't wait bros!

>>715201984
>Snoy bien!
That made me laugh.
Hopefully, Mr. E doesn't spam this one because of that joke.

Haven’t gotten to watch this yet but I just wonder if K. Rool gets mentioned here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuuymXfBwAw

>>715202578
Who's Mr. E? These things have leaked outside of /v/?

>>715179461
You are a newfag, larping as an oldfag, and "ironically" supporting newfag memes.

Yes, I CAN read your mind.

>>715199605
Fun fact: These are the only two Kongs that are in the DKC series to never be playable, in a mainline or spinoff game.

Kinda crazy that even Wrinkly was playable in King of Swing and Barrel Blast despite being a ghost, but Candy wasn't at all.

Swanky has more or less been replaced by Candy and Funky. Kinda sad since he's probably the closest thing the DK games have to Bluster Kong.

>>715202698
Mr. E is the schizo who keeps claiming that the Switch 2 will flop.
He also hates Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>715202604
This is less interesting than the ex-employee interviews that it's pulling from.
I think one of the Retro guys talked about K. Rool and the choice of villains, and he was never really on the cards.

Secret Mario boss fight when

>>715180903
Monkey!

>>715204208
Probably at the end, after King K. Rool is defeated.

>>715185962
Xenoblade has great stories what the fuck are you on about. It's not Shakespeare but compared to other Nintendo stuff is levels above storywise.

>>715204572
Xenoblade 3 is one of the worst stories ever made, and in fact ruins Xenoblade 1 and 2 in the process.

>>715204937
Still one of the best stories Nintendo has ever cranked out regardless of how you feel about it

>>715204937
Xenoblade 3 is 90% of a good story.

>>715200639
She sure does.
https://files.catbox.moe/fcotr8.mp4

reminder that k rool is in the game

>>715205419
AI nigger

>>715185008
it's getting a 99

I feel like the game should have been out by now

>>715198897
wait really? proof?

>>715205617
AI is better at it than so-called artfags anyway.

>>715177816
She's a wild child in animal kingdom. Outdoorsy wild kids went barefoot outside all the time, my big sister did at least. She could endure all kind of terrain with those legs of hers. And kick hard.

>>715200526
>Then maybe we'd have more DK games AND more metroid games because retro wouldn't be trying to do both.
That's how I see it, Ghoulies would have come on GC, Donkey Kong Racing wouldn't have been canned, and BK3 would have been what the first trailer promised. Hell, I'd think Rare would have taken another crack at the DK64 formula and worked on it, either for the GC or Wii. Conker might have still been out, especially in the Wii era.
>>715202124
>even the trophy equates him to Mario's Bowser
Where were you six years ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rxU5MEm0J4

nuDK definitely looks like a pedo so makes sense

>>715179861
>I haven’t seen a DK thread since...
Anon. The anon you replied just said you spend way too much time here. Do IRL people you talk with also say that Pauline is pedobait?

>>715206575
Yeah, I don't think Conker would have fared well either way honestly. Oddly enough he might have fared a little better under Activision, I could see them not being entirely opposed to a new game done as it had been with the first, but Nintendo probably wouldn't want anything to do with it once the studio was no longer technically independent of them. Also, really cool art. I dig this concept.

This is the back of the box.

>>715206592
DK would never...

>>715201984
>Pauline cosplaying as Dora
welp, time to fap

>>715207674
>basic reading ability is needed to fully enjoy this game
Joke's on them I couldn't read this part anyway.

>>715173773
It'll be like Mario odyssey (extreme soul) but you can break stuff and go "oh banana!!" XD

>>715207790
faggot

>>715201984
Holy kek

>>715205552
>DK = Donkey Kong
>DD = ?
Diddy Dong?

>>715208309
Your fault for making the connection
This dong expansion is your fault

>>715207790
You reminded me of that Pink Season song, lel

>>715208774
esl = bad or phone autocorrecting = also bad

>>715207674
online features??

Shan't be playing this

>>715210220
Probably something similar to Odyssey's worldwide minigame rankings/Luigi's balloon game.

>>715211017
why are you here then

>>715211017
Cool it with the pedophobia.

>>715173773
no one cares what you feel stupid fucking bitch

>>715196919
Yes.

I'm excited for the game :)

>still zero leaks
starting to think none of you are actually buying this game.

>>715214681
Nintendo has beheaded all the leakers already

>>715205552
I really hope this amiibo confirms it.

>>715214681
When the switch was hacked people were able to play once the game was available for pre-download, but since the switch 2 isn’t that can’t be the case anymore. Only way is if someone gets their hand on a physical copy

>>715214818
there were photos of literal early copies out in the wild

>>715214681
>still zero leaks
Good? Last thing I need is some faggot posting the final boss on the catalog before I even get the game

>>715215056
I'll never forgive the cunt that posted unspoilered Metroid suit Samus on the catalog a week before Dread's release, AND got the thread up to bump limit so it was the first thing you saw if you sorted by "reply count"

I saw a different version of the live-action Bananza trailer in theatres, before a movie, and I noticed this.

>>715214938
and? They're all dead

>>715215056
>hairyfood
Interesting that he separated from his deviantart account but kept the same name, and pretends not to have drawn loud house art but you can still see it in his artstyle.
DK's hands in particular.

I don't care if K. Rool is in the game or not, as i have the game preordered regardless. But if he is in, i have an idea for a boss fight.

The fight is five different phases, each requiring a mastery of each separate Bananza form (since five have been confirmed). Basically, it would be similar in structure to his final boss fight in DK64. In the end, you finish him with one final punch that knocks him all the way up through every single layer of the planet, to the moon like in DKCR, bounces off of it, and all the way back down to the planet's surface

>>715210220
Gameshare

>>715185832
That's a misconception
It was one executive who walked in after the buy-out, saw the Donkey Kong posters, and got confused

>>715202604
>Beta64
Does this guy still make unfunny non sequitur jokes every 5 minutes?

>>715215603
why are you taking video of little girls

>>715199605
>>715200083
>Jungle Beat interview was mistranslated
>Miyamoto quote was telephoned hard when it was really the Yoshi's Island team wanting to do something different from DKC regarding the look of the game
>Nintendo was the one who suggested Smash Ultimate's DLC which included Banjo-Kazooie
>Rare's games are on NSO
>They got DK64 on the Wii U virtual console (and soon NSO if the accidental leak is any indication) despite Jetpac potentially being a problem
>Rare's games are in Nintendo's own museum including Goldeneye
>DKC music, DK rap, etc is in Bananza with other references such as a petrified enemies
>Challenge Courses resemble past DKC stages
Nintendo doesn't hate Rare
Even post-buyout they still worked with them with the DKC ports on GBA and the Diddy Kong Racing remake people would rather just forget even existed.
As for why Diddy Kong stuck, it's a matter of need leads to design.
Donkey Kong needed partners in games like Double Dash and sports games and Diddy Kong was right there so he just stuck kind of like Daisy.
As for Cranky?
Miyamoto fucking loves the guy
The absence of Kremlings wasn't a sudden shift, they were prominent in the Paon era and even that waggle fest racing game introduced a whole slew of them.
I'm willing to bet K. Rool's absence in the theme parks is more how that Nintendo wants to marking a grand return of the character first in their own games (sans Smash Bros) designed under their own terms before licensors handle him for non-vidya.

>>715200526
Rare's output was slowing down, they missed deadlines, etc
Nintendo did try to outbid but figured they could use the money from selling their minority stake in Rare to fund other projects.

>>715206575
Banjo-Threeie was never truly real
At most it was a remake that had some minor twists until they decided it had to be a new game
They didn't want to make a traditional Banjo-Kazooie during that shift

>>715219214
I will still forever be a little salty that we will never have IRL Krazy Kremland when it was so fucking obvious for the theme park to have a section for that. But vanilla minecart is okay I guess, just lame it's all returns. I feel like K Rool's grand return should have been years ago honestly. But they didn't want anyone but retro to make any fucking games for like 14 years.

>>715219438
>But they didn't want anyone but retro to make any fucking games for like 14 years.
Wasn't there that Vicarious Visions pitch that got greenlit but Activision said no?

>>715219214
*be the ones marking
Think of it like Kamiya didn't want Bayonetta in Project X Zone because he wanted to be the one who made Bayonetta and Dante meet first

>>715219524
Yeah, I think that basically got turned into Bananza, a lot of stuff sounds kind of similar outside of the voxel tech. Vicarious Visions DK is something I would have liked to see, based on their work on crash. So sad to see them not really be able to work on much in the ways of platformers lately.

>>715219757
They got swallowed up by Blizzard, now they're in the Diablo mines for the foreseeable future. VV is dead as a solo dev team.

>>715173615
she's literally 7 years old

>>715220040
13, actually.

>>715192886
Don't know if anything of this shit is true. Does Kate Higgins sing/rap? If not, then maybe they got Mori to do the singing and rapping parts.

I'm so fucking hyped

>>715178939
>composer sees it, think it’s funny, makes a song with gibberish vocals ala Splatoon for it
AND YET WE STILL HAVEN'T HEARD THE ZEBRA'S SONG.

>>715177816
Climbing on DK with shoes on is rude.

>>715219997
RIP. Figures since activision is run by trend chasing megafaggots.

The Donkey Kong Country trilogy is the best trilogy ever made in games correct?

>>715220518
correct

>>715220518
As a trilogy, I think Crash Bandicoot is better. For all its visual charm, DKC3 is a fucking slog to play, and while no Crash game is as good as DKC2, they are all better than 3.

>>715220518
Pikmin 1-3 are it for me

>>715220994
>people shitting on 3

I never understand it

>>715178223
>Why not just have diddy with his guitar do that?
Because Dixie is the one with the guitar. Imagine forgetting such basic lore baka desu senpai

>>715221756
Too many gimmick levels, the worst of which being a level that reverses your controls. That should be a war crime.

>>715222274
Diddy has a guitar in DK64

>>715178939
Huh, did they already decide on the mechanics before Zebra DK was added?
Normally they make designs after mechanics

>>715173412 (OP)
I'm gonna play this before I buy Death Stranding 2. I might even end up playing SMTIV Apocalypse before I buy Death Stranding 2 but im gonna play DS2 eventually.

>>715202124
>dkc2
>his brother
Hold the fuck up.

>>715220106
they only made her 13 to make it safer for people to feel attracted to her. literally the only explanation

>>715222771
I finished DS2 a few days ago, I enjoyed my 50 hours offline but I have no motivation to actually build roads when everything is trivialized compared to the first game. I also think Bananza will be my GOTY and Im excited

>>715222542
>>715222616
I did not play DK64 and I refuse to believe your photographical evidence as proof.

SOVL NVKE

>>715222863
>how dare men find women in their prime attractive how dare they! just wait until reddit hears about this

>>715201984
I don't know who is making these but they're pretty great. I don't think it's going to keep anyone from playing the game but I think they should keep being made.

That kid is gonna get annoying fast

>>715223139
How many discords are you in?

>>715223385
how do you suggest we "correct" this, hmm. . . would you call her a brat?

>>715223484
Yours

>>715173412 (OP)
I literally just watched an hour of footage of every 3d platformer ever, and despite the obvious influences (starting with Odyssey) nothing looks like smash kino like Bananza, I think the game will be something special for people that enjoy virtual playgrounds (kids and people with taste)

Odyssey sucked and so do (You).

>>715223569
Which one is that?

>>715222863
what are you talking about, they’re obviously pandering to femcels so they can feel liked.

>>715223701
You know the one.

>>715223104
>5 games! awesome!
>It's actually just DKC and Super Mario Allstars

>>715220208
she was already adult Pauline, so yes
pretty sure she's dubbed some other Nintendo songs as well

What are the chances they deliver my copy early?

>>715202124
That Melee trophy is so fucking cursed

>>715224416
Hopefully you get it this weekend.

>>715224449
I honestly love it. It was like the only sincere attempt by a japanese dev to use his original design. It's such utter melee jank.

>>715222434
DCK2 did that, but it was only for a final boss attack. But yeah, I hate reverse controls shit.

>>715223560
no thanks.

>>715224334
Since there's no other thread about it, I'll just say it: there's nothing wrong with the All-Stars remakes.

>>715225320
They're the best kind of remake. They make the most of the improved hardware, but they're different enough experiences that they don't completely supplant the originals. I wish they'd add them as visual options in Mario Maker. It's a shame the SMB/LL brick breaking physics are busted. It really does make those particular games hard to play.

>>715198209
Switch sniper

>>715201984
You can't just say Perchance!

>>715223484
Too many. One for games, one for friends, three that are just eternal meme purgatory, and like six where I forgot why I joined but I’m too scared to leave now.

>>715175940
god, nudonk is so ugly

>>715178223
Nintendo wants to remind the world that they created DK.

>>715226675
ok but child pauline annoys me

>>715226570
I keep trying to warm up to it, but his face is just too flat. He looks like they shoved his snout in, like a pug.

And they've done alright stuff with the nu-DK render where he doesn't look like his face has been pressed with an iron. I just don't understand it....

it's the loli feet for me

Why are you hyped for a children's game? What causes this retardation?

>>715227070
all games are for children
get into books, faggot

>>715226936
Every time I make the effort to accept the new design, there are faces he makes that make me back off.

>>715227124
Disingenuous argument. These games are designed for children. Their aesthetics, simplistic gameplay, no focus beyond getting into the button presses. It's for children. All of these Nintendo games are.

>>715227070
let people enjoy things

>>715226850
Anyway, apart from the cute and funny, I don't care about her role in the game.

>>715227439
I'm worried we won't be able to shut her up. Just playing the demo, I was annoyed by how often she had to randomly interject to remind me she was on my back.

I want it to win goty so it forces these youtube kikes to shit on it and lose relevance because they don't actually play games

Alanah shit on this game

>>715228128
I hope silencing her is an option.

>>715227439
she’s voiced by mori calliope by the way, lolifags BTFO.

>>715229589
Source?

>>715229717
His ass, it's clearly Kate higgins

>>715173773
ratatoskr is a retard

Ok guys, I think I found something, but first I need to know. How much have people explored Ingot Isle in the demo? I know people have pointed out the city in the distance, but most people seem to instead head through it to the Lagoon Layer part of the demo to look for "secrets"

>>715229945
What did you find?

>>715229810
>some no name VA

>>715230221
I guess I'll just go ahead and post it. I only got this part of the conversation, but the Monkey here says that it is his secret place and he didn't think anyone would ever find it. Then he says pic related and that's when I realized that this was a prequel. They are retconning EVERYTHING

>>715177986
but gossiping about piratesoftware, dsp and asmongold is based

>>715230445
How do you know that's what that means?
Why would New Donk City be named after an event that has yet to happen?

>>715230550
I don't know, but why would he say this? EVERYONE knows who DK is in DKC2 and 3, enough to ask where he is and why Diddy and Dixie are the ones out there doing stuff instead. I think that perhaps people think that NDC is named for DK, but what if it is the other way around? What if it was always named Donk City and Donkey Kong was the name that the then Cranky picked up from it?

>>715230445
Ehhh I don't know anon, it reads more like meta commentary on behalf of the devs trying to make DK a big IP again.

>>715230689
I really hope so.

>>715173412 (OP)
This game is such a forced meme. Honestly were any of you wanting another 3D Donkey Kong after the permanent shitstain that is Donkey Kong 64? Nigger please.

>>715230748
Why are you against Donkey Kong Bananza?

>>715203048
>I can read your mind
Shut up, Krystal

>>715230689
That's just what they WANT you to think. Occam's Razor would say the most believable reason for Pauline to be 13 years old in this game is that she was simply a 13 year old girl at the time it takes place. She has a dream and thinks that her and DK can make it happen together. It also makes sense for the Crocks to be skeletons. This is the game that "revives" them and sets them on the path to being DK's antagonists. King K Rool WILL be in this game, but not as people expected.

>>715230445
I guess this confirms that this is a prequel and that it's in fact Pauline.
>>715230550
The city in-universe probably came first. Maybe they'll make some joke like Cranky sees a sign for Donk and there's a key next to it and names the kid Donkey.

Will she betray Void Kong?

>>715230779

Ive heard people ask for a ton of things. Remastering the DKC trilogy, a Tropical Freeze sequel or whatever. I find it really hard to believe that people want to play a Donkey Kong game (of all games) just to punch rocks. How is any of the gameplay footage engaging in any sense?

>>715231018
Grumpy Kong seemed chill when getting defeated by DK and Pauline.

>>715231010
It all makes sense too.
>Void Co finds Crockoids
>Sees Banana and Banandium revives them. Makes them into their army
>Uses Largest amount of Banandium to revive biggest Crockoid in a bid to stop DK and get to the Root first. Turns out it was the KING of the Crockoids, but that isn't what they actually are, it was the Kremlings.
>Skeleton K. Rool kicks Void Kong to the curb and steals the Banandium Root, his wish? To revive the Kremlings
>Fight between K. Rool and DK ensues, with DK coming out the winner, K. Rool swearing revenge on ALL Kongs and that he will find where he lives.

>>715178223
Most Nintendo games with silent protagonists, which are most of them, give the player a proxy to talk in your stead.

In Mario Odyssey it was Cappy, in Zelda it's Navi, Tael, Ezlo, King of Red Lions, Midna, Fi, etc.

>>715231397
I mean, they really COULD have DK talk. He actually isn't a Silent protag and has had a voice for most of his appearances. The problem with DK is that his motivations are simple and that doesn't really give them a good bouncing off point. As the narrator said, he just wants Bananas. Which is fine on it's own and more then enough for DK to want to beat up Void Co, but is that enough for the player to get invested? Pauline gives players something to connect with.

>>715231606
>is that enough for the player to get invested?
Since when has it NOT been enough?

you think people will chimp out when Krool isn't in the game

>>715231741
>DKC
The Island was being mined of its natural resources. The Kremlings beat up Diddy and stuffed him in a barrel. And.. Yeah, I guess they did steal all of the Horde and that was the general motivation
>DKC2
DK is kidnapped and Diddy and Dixie are going to rescue him
>DKC3
DK AND Diddy are kidnapped and Dixie and Kiddy are going to rescue him
>DK64
K.Rool kidnapped all of the Kongs and is going to blow up the Island and yeah I guess he stole all the Banana again
Honestly, I feel like most of the games it is more the principle of the thing then it is about the Bananas themselves. DK is protecting his island and the Kongs stick together. I really don't care much about the Banana being stolen other then that.

>>715201984
That's a lot of words for the top to just say he needs to time his jump properly.

>>715231965
That's the point. We, the player, can pick up on any external nuances while DK and crew are just getting what they want and solving the greater problem because it's getting in their way. We don't need a deep, extrinsic motivation beyond getting bananas and saving the day, because the gameplay itself is the core reason to keep going.

>monolith worked on game

Guess nintendo never going let them rest.

>>715232147
Unfortunately it really wore on me for DK 64. The various collectables were just too much. Getting a Banana for beating a boss in DKC was fine. With this game, I don't feel that, because the Banana have a different context and don't even really have much to do with the story and Pauline herself aside from the Banadium Root at the core.

>>715182973
I discovered this chick that kinda looks like Candy Kong, and I can't stop fapping ever since... Help me

>>715173773
Not sure why you would think that when it's literally made by the Odyssey team. It's gonna be like Odyssey which some improvements upon that.

>intentionally made a fake character purely for marketing so they could hide Pauline from being in the game
>game clearly has some kind of timeline fuckery
>most common enemy in the game is a big rock crocodile and the game seemingly has a crocodile themed layer but zero mentions of Kremlings at all
They're being really secretive with this game. I just hope that they don't Pikmin 4 it and retcon fucking everything purely because "oh we wanted the Bananza themes to have VOCALS in them"

>>715219997
Yeah, and say what you will about Toys For Bob, but I'm glad they were able to go independent and not thrown into the mines.

>>715232271
Sure, that's a problem inherent to DK64 being a tedious slog pretending to be a platformer. Not with DK's motivations being simple.

>>715229589
Fuck off with this dumb rumor already. Nintendo doesnt hire ecelebs.

>>715232628
The point is that with proper motivation you can finish a tedious slog. If I felt like there was something cool waiting at the end, it doesn't really matter much about how much the game meanders about in getting there. This is why BotW and TotK don't get nearly as boring as most other titles that offer the same formula.
Obviously you don't want to fall back on that, the best thing to do is simply have a fun game and leave it at that, character motivations be damned, but I still want there to be at least SOMETHING and Nintendo seems to understand that.

>>715231018
yes, for human men

>>715223104
>lifetime warranty
yeah fucking right

>>715225320
ill give you a real redpill
there's nothing wrong with the gba ports

>>715232802
A game... should never, EVER become a tedious slog. The whole point of a game is to be fun. In the immortal words of Reggie, "If it's not fun, why bother?" Neither Zelda game should have ever turned into tedious slogs, and the motivation of "beat Ganon" can only go so far. I, personally, couldn't be bothered to fight the final boss of either game for the longest time after burning out on the majority of their content. But that's neither here, nor there.

The point is that DK doesn't need a sidekick with a deeper reason to go to the center of the earth. All he needs is "There are bananas in the earth. You can wish for all the bananas at the core. There are bad guys who want to get your wish first to take over the world." Bam. All the reason anyone could need to collect stuff, beat levels and bad guys.

>>715233347
King

5 days faggots
Yes, I will have fun punching everything, and I will laugh when all the schizo theories wnd up getting debunked

>>715206295

https://www.eurogamer.net/donkey kong-bananza-hands-on

Look up any preview after July 1. I could not find a negative preview

>>715233181
the voice acting is very wrong, as is the need to 100% the game to change the season in World

>>715232195
They've been assisting EPD for about a decade at this point
They have two offices after all so it's not like that they're wasting their potential

>>715232539
>don't Pikmin 4 it and retcon fucking everything purely because "oh we wanted the Bananza themes to have VOCALS in them"
Please elaborate

>>715173412 (OP)
feet

>>715173412 (OP)
feet

>>715235631
I like "Just what I needed!" unironically. I miss Charles Martinet.

>>715237596
I'd say the bigger sins are the screen crunch and the washed out colors. It's a shame, because the new content in the games is pretty cool.

Rough sex with Pauline RIGHT NOW.

>>715234398
5 more days until I have a reason to live again

>>715173412 (OP)
feeeet

>>715205419
>>715206313
AI unironically gives me ED by being so shit that in no universe could it possibly promote bloodflow to my penis, doing the exact opposite in fact. Resulting in an extra step I must partake in all sites henceforth of forcing me to create an account and filtering half a dozen keywords, which doesn't do much when some websites just blur the images rather than removing them, so AI still makes me scroll 2x as much as I should while giving me simulated myopia - and the standard "New post" pages on mosts sites are still ruined by AI while tags have yet to catch up to the posts.
Even worse on imageboards like this where there are no tags altogether so any and all porn posting is almost indistinguishable from saging, just shitting up the thread, bulking it up with nothing but a 50% chance of bait (AKA AI porn rather than anything real that could actually have a chance of giving me a half-mast)

So no, AI is not better than artfags. AI is way worse than not posting at all. Your kind already has containment threads on /b/, /h/ and wherever else. I wish an /mlp/ was created for you because it's beyond tiresome at this point

>>715239965
>buttmad artfag
AI is better than anything you ever made. Cope.

>>715173615
Pedos deserve to be slowly lowered into a meat grinder.

>>715240356
stop quoting yourself

>>715204572
The only people who like Xenoblade are people who have exclusively play Nintendo systems.

>>715186685
Bump for this, fellas, still don't have a clear answer...

>>715240507
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ENEMY TRIBE
All your argument is always like this. everything is bad, not because of its nature, but because it make you shit yourself to think about the "enemies" that defend it. And then you get mad when people call you brown for being an animal like that.

>>715214681
Stay off /v/ from tomorrow onwards, it's going to be leaked sometime in the next 1-2 days.

>>715240660
Ironic, ESL-kun. Proofread your message before sending it please. And no, I don't care about "enemies" or whatever your schizophrenic agenda is about.
What I'm saying is Xenoblade could only be considered good if you have a lower overall pool of story games as reference. Other systems (mostly PC) have games that are ten times better both as games and stories.
Xenoblade is a teenage JRPG so I do understand the appeal and demographic but calling it great is a self report that you don't really play any non-Nintendo games.

>>715240814
>I don't care about the enemie tribe that's why I tell you again the people are wrong to like things I have not experienced myself. It's my sacred rule stope going against my holy crusade
We know, tribefag. that's the point.

>>715240595
its 3pm

>>715237596
>I miss Charles Martinet.
I#ll never forget how badly he was treated and how weird that entire situation was

>>715241012
Not only can you not write, you can't read either!
I accept your concession in any case. It must be an easy life when you hallucinate strawmen and ignore reality.

>>715240814
based, fuck xenocuckolds

Loli toes in my mouth.

>>715240421
Jiren

>>715240507
>>715240814
Xenoblade is massively overrated for story and gameplay however I do enjoy the presentation, music, and some characters. So I'd still call the games decent.

>Xenoblade
I only remember that shit because the protagonist's name sounds like Shrek and Hulk had a child together.

>>715240814
What are these other mysterious games that you say are "ten times better"?
Spoiler: They don't exist. Calling Xenoblade bad is purely contrarian. No other series can provide what it does well.

>>715241548
>Calling Xenoblade bad is purely contrarian. No other series can provide what it does well.

>>715201984
I wish more shitposters were as funny as this guy

>>715241846
>p.p.p.please make me a meme I want fame and reddit gold

>>715182907
Jesus fucking christ, how horrifying.

>>715241548
nta but here you are, moron
stop playing your fisher price tablet and play some real fucking games

>>715184054
Based.

>>715173412 (OP)
>Mr. Koizumi: Everytime Pauline (child) is on the screen she must show the soles of her feet

>>715242519
>arcanum
Amazing game but it's unironically too complicated for tendies so you shouldn't have included it here. The Black Mountain mine and The Void are the biggest brainlet filters I've ever seen in a game.

>>715242519
half of these games are dogshit. the witcher, deus ex, prey, 2d isoslop, get out of here with that shit

>>715242519
You know the bottom 3 are on Switch right?

>>715242519
>shitcher slop eater thinking he's an intellectual
every time

>>715182973(me)
I GOT ONE!!!

>>715242519
kek i can feel the seethe from the replies

>>715242519
The Witcher 1 is fucking terrible (I'm a booktard so it bothers me) and I've not played Gothic but I agree the rest of these games are better than Xenoblade.

>>715242519
dude half of the people itt have never even seen any of these games apart from final fantasy and witcher

>>715243542
Nice anon. Where did you get it? What games are you buying for it? Did you get any accessories?

>>715243542
Now you suffer the wait with the rest of us

>>715244417
you are talking to yourself again

>>715244710
hehehe

>>715242519
>ffX
>good story
you missed the lol thread, buffon

>>715242519
shut the fuck up all of these games are great and xenoblade is great too
you are a jaded tribal retard who needs to cause division
donkey kong would be disappointed

>>715242519
>the topster that broke /v/

>>715244523
>Where did you get it?
I'm getting it shipped from a Target over an hour away. It'll arrive on Wednesday.
>What games are you buying for it?
Now with my new Switch, I can finally finish Bakeru. Fun Japanese platformer. Apparently, it runs at a stable 60fps on the Switch 2. Also, I'm getting MKW. That's about it really, but that's all I need.
>Did you get any accessories?
Aside from the SD card and screen protector I already got, nothing else. I get a decent carrying case later on.
>>715244710
The wait for my Switch 2 is the painful wait. After all, I'll be ready for Bananza!

>>715244775
>>715244885
>>715244941
Make it less obvious

>>715201984
I like the new game but these are legitimately funny

>>715178223
ToT

>>715245294
nigga are you really doubling down on fucking FFX shitshow? how old are you? 12? this copy pasted reddit approved list reeks of 12 twitch donator "gamer experience"

K. Rool is in the game. You have to be blind to not see all the signs. It's going to be really funny next week seeing you retards say "yeah, of course I knew, it was obvious"

>>715246926
Ironic coming from the Xenoblade fan, lol

>>715173412 (OP)
If the anon who shared the banana cake recipe ios here can you send it again? I also want to bake that tomorrow

>>715173412 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>715248381
Screenshotting this btw. I’ll post it again in 6 days, you’ll either be vindicated or humiliated

>>715185574
lol who drew this

>>715248381
While I do think he is in the game all the fan theories sound retarded

>>715177829
No she isn't, she sounds nothing like her.

>>715201984
Put a label on everything and you got yourself a genuine Kelly comic.

DONKEY KONG!

>>715173412 (OP)
>hype nonexistent
>Nintendo disappointed by pre-order sales
What went wrong

>>715251189
your mom shat you out

>>715231018
Ya she's a nigger

715251897
Nah that's your own personal backstory

>>715248658
>I like shit b.b.b.b.BUT YOU LIKE SHIT
you aren't as smart as you think you are. Which was evident with the fucking FF and witcher being in the list

>>715241548
>>715242519
>retard asks for game recs
>gets fifteen of them
>everyone seethes and cries "NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT"
Tendies really are hopeless, huh?

>>715252217
>>715252662
You lost