>>719878861
I loved watching everyone freak out and shit themselves over "NINTENDO CAN LE BRICK YOUR LE CONSOLE AT ANY LE TIME", knowing that Nintendo has had similar phrasing in their TOS literally since the Wii days and there are still zero (0) cases of a console being "bricked by nintendo"

>>717810735
Thanks, OP. I appreciate your adversarial bullshit, it’s fuel for the soul.

>>716292759
Why are you like this anon?

>>716038382
Isn't GF making a cool action game that looks and runs good?
I think it's Pokemon Company and Nintendo whipping them nonstop to pump out more Pokemon games yearly or biyearly. Like DK Bananza was made by Odyssey team and we know it had a long dev time because of the old ass rumours from years ago.

>no way to mute Pauline's constant chatter
good god, fucking why
SMB Wonder let you mute the stupid fucking flowers, why can't we mute this? Did they think the female VA would be offended at players muting her?

game is otherwise fun as fuck and my GOTY pick thus far

From the pre-release stuff, I would have said the zebra is sexiest, but I need to see more of the snake

I still remember when Metroid Dread came out and snoys kept shitposting that it was a "2 hour game", linking to an any% speedrun video as proof

>>715615729
all his transformations are grey and black.

>>715571508
the fuck does pony porn have to do with dk?

>>715196919
Yes.

>>714274712
I'm fine with them, Kong Bananza slaps ass and the others are alright if they stay in Bananza and don't become a regular power up across multiple games.

>>714201707
>it's going to totally flop
>okay it sold 3.5 million but it won't sell any more!
>okay it sold 5 million in a month, but it won't sell any more!
YOU ARE HERE
>okay it sold 10 million in 6 months, but it won't sell any more!
>okay it sold 20 million in a year, but it won't sell any more!
>okay it sold 100 million in 6 years, but it won't sell any more!
>see, it didn't outsell the switch 1 so it's a FLOP!!!!

Thank you /v/ for never allowing /vt/ranny faggots to have a normal thread ever again. God speed to all of you and happy fucking fourth of july.

It's funny watching snoytrannies pivot to all sorts of absurd criticisms to discredit the Switch 2 after they keep getting BTFO and the Switch 2 keeps selling more and more and more.

>>713520162
I can't wait for the porn.

I'm a DKC veteran and this looks like kino.

So how many Bananza Forms do you think there are?

The section on skill trees showed 4 columns of unavailable skills to the right of a skill tree with the Kong Bananza icon, this is leading me to think there will be a total of 5 different Bananza transformations.

Having 5 is also the maximum amount you could have while making quickly swapping between them with a single press of a button possible. By using the D-Pad/directional buttons, you got 4 possible forms, and then by pressing the same button you would normally press to use your current form, you could easily access a 5th.

Thoughts?

>>713192231
1st: Why are these being compared
2nd: How? It's one game vs multiple ones.

>spoiler
Does the game not have gyro aiming? And if it does why aren't you using it?

>no one has it in stock
Please i want to buy the damn thing

>>713177935
Some believe in it like it's gospel.

Never underestimate the retards that crawl over this website.

>thread actually auto-saged
A gacha game / porn / Donkey Kong thread lived for this

>>713073843
I mentioned switch 1 in the OP for a reason. I get that the whole destruction gimmick is probably very taxing on the hardware, but at the same time it feels loke theres more of an artstyle/postprocessing issue rather than a tech issue.
>>713074416
Either this is a counter falseflag or you are genuinely mindbroken. The game still looks fun, retard. I just want to discuss the graphics of what we've seen so far.
>>713073942
>His first thought is that the only alternative is unreal sloppa
Projecting much, buddy?
>>713073821
Literally every thread someone brings the graphics up black/white-eyed autists pop up saying "WHO CARES GAMEPLAY MEANS NO GRAPHICS LMAO". You can go and check it yourself.

>>713011031
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
All 5 of them?

>>527896818
he is a horse too now so no worries there