The gays won

>>713007003 (OP)
>le punch a bit harder
>le run a bti harder
>le float and drop eggs
Wow exciting transformatios

...on opposite day

>>713007101
I wonder which animal are they saving for the swim faster

>>713007003 (OP)
Won what?

>>713007165
This. LoliGODS won BIGLY

cursed

>>713007628
super aids

>>713007165
opposite day is over

>>713007003 (OP)
Bara chads who are we lewding first

Sorry, but I am NOT hyped for this.

>>713007003 (OP)
>>713008057
DeviantArt ass designs

>>713007101
>anon complains a bit harder.
Wow what exciting commentary.

>>713007165
>diddy kong is gone

80% sure they removed him because of his name

>>713008490
kek

>>713007003 (OP)
I thought the DBZ fans won with DK going Super Kong

looks kino
but still won't buy

>>713007003 (OP)
Holy shit that is so fucking ugly and retarded-looking. They are really leaving the trolls with no wiggle room on pretending to like this turd lmao

>>713008195
Zebra Kong getting horse cock art day one

>>713008195
https://x.com/CursedMarked/status/1935362550654468337
Nevermind it was answered for me already

>>713007003 (OP)
looks more like the blacked audience to me

NINTENDO
WON

>>713007003 (OP)
I like how goofy the zebra form looks

>>713008598

>>713007230
Crocodile.

>>713009440
god DAMN

>>713007003 (OP)
zebra kong looks ready to rape

>>713009440
Holy shit

>>713008665
You got to understand that OP is obsessed with faggots and want to be fucked by one.

>>713010026

>>713010243
kek

>>713010243
NOT BAD

>>713010243
holy based

>>713008192
tm ac?

so she's just Mar- Donkey Kongs Hat...

>>713010243

>>713009440
I dont know what to be crushed by first

>>713010243
Kek

>>713007003 (OP)
the fuck is this shit?

why did they turn dk into a fucking ostrich and zebra? ostriches also can't fly

>>713012493
>ostriches also can't fly
and gorillas can't punch through the earth either
what's your point

>>713012493
The ostrich flying thing is from DKC1.

Kinda weird for them to bring it back instead of using an actual flying bird though I guess.

>>713007165
The game looked at least somewhat fun unlike that turd of a game called Mario Kart World

>>713012867
they are strong though so it makes sense, flying doesn't but i guess you're right in that the whole game looks ass

maybe they should've turned it into a wario game

>>713012493
Zebra do run on water though

>>713009915
>Crocodile
>Not Kremlings
>Kremlings are not mentioned at all, have no connections to the new guys and the new crocodilians just become an accepted part of DKs setting.

The seething would destroy the Earth.

>>713008490
based