Thread 714263138

Just a thread for donkey kong bananza

Thoughts on these guys so far?

Is K.Rool in it or not?

Is this game gonna sell the system to people?

>>714263349
Who knows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q7ZqqN_KHQ
Uh, what are they insinuating?
>it just keeps getting more explicit

>>714263207
I don't care for these designs. Game looks fun though.

>>714263207
Looks like slightly better broodals, which is still not much. I hope there's a secret baddie for real, K. ROOL or not

I loved super mario odyssey so I'm going to play the fuck out of bananza
I tried to avoid almost any media after the first announcement trailer so Im going in almost fully blind

Will Pauline be able to top this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npuuTBlEb1U

This game looks like trash someone made in 5 minutes flipping unreal engine assets. It's like Nintendo really hired that man.

>>714263207
I only like Grumpy Kong because his name is Grumpy Kong

>>714263359
It would if it was a franchise other than Donkey Kong. If it was Mario it would easily outdo Odyssey by a mile but they've treated Donkey Kong like shit for 20 years and soured the brand pretty hard, only now are they trying to make it a big deal again.

>>714264929
I'm guessing they made a tactical decision to launch with Mario Kart and a non-Mario game. You can have too much Mario.
It'll mean more to people when the real new Mario game comes in a year or two. Right now, people are still playing the open world in Mario Kart, which is a quasi 3D Mario collectathon to begin with.

>>714263138 (OP)
I had a dream I saw an ad for this game last night. Nintendo marketing is doing a great job.

>>714263138 (OP)
Is it true that the physical version of this is 100 dollars?

>>714263138 (OP)
TK

TRANNY KONG

>>714265293
>It'll mean more to people when the real new Mario game comes in a year or two.
I don't think that's going to happen. I think this is going to be the main one for a good while, this is the same team's big 3D title that's been in development since like 2019.

>>714265602
No. What kind of shitposters have you been listening to?
Also this question is super easily verifiable by a super quick and simple google search.

Why is Pauline a midget now? or is she supposed to be one of those eternally young really short anime girls that just look like a loli?
not a fan of DK's new voice, but whatever

It's just Mario Odyssey with a DK coat of paint

It's no masterpiece

>>714265686
>What kind of shitposters have you been listening to?
The Youtuber kind, It doesn't sound fake when Mario Kart World is more than 90 dollars in most of the planet, of course digital is cheaper of course

>>714265658
They're not not going to make a Mario game for a Nintendo console.
I wouldn't be surprised if this game and the next Mario are basically built around the same blueprint, so a chunk of the work is already done.

>>714265642
Acky Kong

>>714263207
grumpy kong's cool, void kong better not be the actual final boss, dude's design screams underling

>>714265829
>It's just Mario Odyssey with a DK coat of paint
out of ten!

>>714263207
Mogs the shit outta the brodals.

>>714264929
>they've treated Donkey Kong like shit for 20 years
But didn't people like returns and tropical freeze?

>>714265895
So like both Breath Of The Wild games

>>714265602
No, the physical version is actually $135 and it's a key card and you need a constant internet connection to play it. A guy on 4Chan posted a Twitter screenshot of it so it has to be true.

>>714265993
I never realized just how terrible the brodals looked

>>714266002
Yeah, they're like the best ones actually.
>>714266014
We can be pretty certain ToTK was not meant to get held up in development for like four years.

>>714265642
Where's the originality gone these days?

>>714263359
Doesn't matter, the Switch 2 will continue to do fine because it launched with Mario Kart

>>714265293
>I'm guessing they made a tactical decision to launch with Mario Kart and a non-Mario game. You can have too much Mario.
mario kart is a "mario game" only in name. It has fuckall to do with 3D/2D mario games

>>714265602
No, it's actually $200 plus a $50 donation to Israel. Also, your Switch 2 implodes after you reach the credits

>>714266157
I hate that cotten candy colors is associated with degenerates

>>714266224
It has an open world where you drive around and pick up tokens by completing mission objectives now. It's about half a step into just being a 3D Mario.

>>714266137
ToTK was playable a year before it shipped. That extra time went to polishing the mechanics.

>>714266326
this is a massive stretch, the free roam part is basically an add-on, it was just tacked onto the game so people don't say they just released MK8 again
I don't think anyone is going to play MKW free roam and think "oh yeah, that definitely scratches the mario odyssey itch"

>>714266249
You need to stop ceding things to these people.
They don't get to own rainbows, and they don't get to own pink and blue.
It's maddening how gays will just show up and go "this is gay now", and people let them do it for some reason.

she’s in btw.

>>714266390
If only they spent a fraction of that time polishing these menus

>>714266468
Aww poor cissie is seething

>>714265602
>>714265870
Anon, if the UK version is like £65 why the fuck would it be $100 for you?
You have the internet at your disposal, you could have just looked yourself.

>>714267031
You're not even gay. You just pretend to piss people off.

>>714265895
>They're not not going to make a Mario game for a Nintendo console.
Well yeah but I don't think it's coming in a year or two. I think Bananza's going to be the "3D Mario" for like the first half of the system's life.

>>714267225
How about you pull your pants down and find out?

>>714265993
I want to FUCK and BREED the girl on the fat right.

>>714267605
>ooh er look how homosexual I am!
Anyone can do what you do.

>>714265870
>The Youtuber kind, It doesn't sound fake

Fucking retard, you fell for propaganda.

>>714266326
Worlds free roam mode is barren with almost nothing to do besides switch missions and peach medallions

>>714267767
take your meds, ranjeet

>>714265735
idk, but the pauline jr theory might be true

>>714269220
She does Mario's "WaAaAaA!" sound here.
https://youtu.be/3aejyZdorBc?t=83

>>714269220
If the Mario movie is anything to go by theyre still trying to push peach and mario, why would they pair him up with Pauline in the games and confuse the audience?

>>714263207
cute feet

>>714270538
the mario movie is non canon, where did you see romance lol.

>>714265602
Eric this is really embarassing after 3 whole weeks you know

>>714270890
Shut the fuck up Darren I'm going to rape you

>>714270538
They could show Pauline at the end, but not Mario.
They could show Pauline Jr. reunite with just Pauline and then roll the credits.

>DECAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what did she mean by this?

>>714263207
Slutty Kong is my favourite

>>714271450
The Decayer App.

>>714265602
yes it is please go ahead and doompost about it everywhere on social media dont even look up the price yourself just listen to me

>>714270082
I swear Pauline is just too adorable for her own good. Nintendo will never replicate such level of daughterism

thoughts?

>>714263359
Definitely not a system seller, but I'm going to enjoy all the stupid references.

>>714272503
I don't really care if she's in or not.

>>714265602
Im my country it's the equivalent of $63.58 US including tax.

>>714272503
literally WHO

>>714273065
>clitty is leaking again

>>714269220
CONGRATULATIONS MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST MINDBROKE ME, I DREAMED ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT WITH DREAM PEOPLE AND EVEN ENDORSING IT, HOLY SHIT, THIS SHIT BETTER BE TRUE OTHERWISE I'LL CURSE YOU until the next schizo theory appears and I totally forget about this

>>714270082
is the song in Japanese or in gibberish I can't tell

>>714265602
$100AUD
Yes

>>714273945
I don't know.

>>714273945
Probably some made up Kong language.

>>714269220
these are all just because they reused marios rig and animations to save on development costs

I have decided to compromise and keep the de-aged, time-traveling, and time-displaced Pauline theories on the table, in addition to the Pauline Jr. theory.
I am not going to be upset with whichever theory gets confirmed, I will be okay with it.
I considered the de-aged Pauline theory because she seems to always retain her purple bracelet and hair tie with the costumes that I have seen so far, except for the Pauline costume.

>>714263138 (OP)
I'm warming up to it. The game looks fucking stupid in the same way the Donkey Kong Country TV series did, with ridiculous terminology like Bananza and Bananergy and the emphasis on music - except Bananza still has trace amounts of coolness, although more Splatoon-coolness than Country-coolness.
I'd argue that the TV series DK was more silly than Bananza DK, even.

No K. Rool, no buy.

>>714263359
Yes. DK himself isn't a needle mover, but Loline will move units in JP, and the force of FOMO + sparse launch titles will take it the rest of the way. I know ball.

>>714274568
i think the bananza transformations are cool as fuck.

>>714274284
that’s not how that works

>>714274531
Promise me that once the game comes out you shut the fuck up about this forever instead of turning into a perpetual schizo. We don't need another one on this board.

>>714274841
nah, making you seethe is hilarious!

>>714263207
They’re working for K. Rool

>>714274712
I'm fine with them, Kong Bananza slaps ass and the others are alright if they stay in Bananza and don't become a regular power up across multiple games.

>>714274841
After the cutscenes are uploaded to YouTube, there won't be anything we can do about it, so I will take my leave.

>>714267767
I can’t believe people like clicking on these. That style of thumbnail is repulsive to me

>>714263207
I like them. Shame Poppy isn't as feminine as Candy or Tiny.

>>714275312
you already said you'd take your leave after the direct and you're still here fuck off already

>>714263207
Grumpy Kong looks good
Poppy Kong is a bit generic. Might as well be called Wa-Tiny Kong
I like Void Kong's little vest, but I'm expecting a little more.

>>714276083
NTA, but the direct didn't disprove the daughter theory, so it makes sense that we keep speculating

>>714276083
I found more evidence after the Direct.
I'm sorry.

>>714276349
it did, it's pauline, the direct states it's pauline not that "mini suzanne" shit that faggot was spamming

I am pretty sure David Wise is behind de soundtrack. The world themes sounds a LOT like DKC games.
If not, whoever is behind, grasped the same vibe.

>>714276748
It doesn't sound like David Wise's instrumentation.

>>714266167
Aren't sales already tapering off? I don't care either way the general vibe seems to be a resounding meh from the few friends that shelled out for it on release

>>714275490
'people' are dumb as shit, look at the average discussion on /v/ and realize even that is slightly above average.
The average person has several Alexa devices, and most of their time on the internet is through not just a phone, but a shitty app that bombards them with ads and literal slop.

>>714276748
I'm not sure. Nintendos inhouse music production is probably the most competent department they have, so they could easily dissect Wise's work and replicate aspects of it.

>>714277150
it's sold out in most places. Bananza is likely to be released with a new system delivery but there's no such thing as sales "tapering off" at all.

>>714276286
>Void Bananza

>>714276582
yeah and you aren't gonna fuck off after the game comes it either because even when it will continue to very clearly contradict you you'll find even more miniscule schizo """evidence""" because of course you will, stare hard into the shadows trying to see non-existent figures and you'll eventually see outlines

>>714274531
If you're the one who does the drawings, then i hope you're preparing a big art piece for the big day

>>714274531
It's an odyssey prequel. Stop being such an autist.

>>714277537
I said I am fine with whatever it ends up being.

>>714265993
Damn, Odyssey was a fantastic game, but I didn't remember these little faggots having such a terrible design kek

>>714266864
>>714272503
>>714273372
>>>/vt/ranny
kill yourself too

Look at her go!

>>714277150
>Aren't sales already tapering off?
>imagine believing shitposter.

>>714267734
>I want to FUCK and BREED the girl on the fat right.

anon remember to preorder dkb if you want to get the physical copy. My friend at GameStop just told me the demand is extremely high, you might not be able to just pick one up at release day.

>>714278437
>multiple clitties are leaking
lol

I'm happy this is going to be Goty and not french dev shilled slop.

>>714278849
im scared it wont come on release day. and its cheaper digitally. but i still kinda want a ns2 physical library. what should i do?

>>714279063
just do a proper preorder. 95% of my preorder at bestbuy, gamestop, amazon arrives on release day

>>714279063
I'm also getting Bananza digitally because I want to play it the minute it unlocks (not exaggerating) and I'll do the same for Xenoblade 4 and Mario but for other NS2 titles I'll just get physical because I won't be wanting to play as soon as it comes out.

>>714269220
>Waaaaaah!
That's Wario-core.

>>714278849
I'm not preordering, I'm sure it'll be fine

>>714279498
It's also the sound Mario makes when he falls.

>>714265932
His design screams to me "going to absorb the macguffin powers at the end of the game to turn into a giant and extra evil version of himself"

>>714271450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-U98HLz2Ow

>>714263207
I know her name is Poppy Kong, but I will forever call her Sexy Kong.

>>714263359
It's making me consider it, so maybe.

>>714281659
We already have a sexy kong

anyone else making banana bread in two weeks in prep for the launch? i just know the game is gonna make me so hungry with all those banans everywhere

>>714282278
Now that you've said it, I think I too could go for some banana bread on release day.

>>714282278
I may try to make a banana creme pie

>>714265293
SM64 and MK64 came out 4 months from each other.

>>714283391
Ok? That was a really long time ago. They’ve been doing things differently now

>>714272503
We've heard the songs and it's very clearly Kate Higgins doing them again like she did with Odyssey

>>714263138 (OP)
https://x.com/JoyconSwitch/status/1940112214163431466
>Spinning Kong retroactively made canon
KEK

>>714283627
You are a zoomer, I can tell you weren't born back then.

Switch 2 sales were fabricated.

Spinning Kong returns

>>714284267
yeah, it will be more.

>>714269220
its just gonna be a de-aged pauline, theres a 0% chance some of the top heads at nintendo would let mario be a dad, and a potential deadbeat at that

>>714284521
Cope

>>714266468
They don't even own the fucking rainbow anymore, have you seen the official Pride flag? Unironically whoever convince the alphabet community that they needed to add more colors to the goddam rainbow itself should receive a reward in master social manipulation. Every faction has now been convinced to create their own representation flag, unironically separating them and divide themselves amongst their own communities.

>>714284267
lmao those people are completely out of this world in term of stupidity

>>714284440
>sunshine spin jump
kino

>>714263207
Better than the stupid tiki things, but still feel out of place.

>>714284440
No more hard platforming please

>>714263359
Tempted myself, yes, since I also know Duskbloods and Zelda is on the way.

>leak that said K rool returns confirmed with latest footage
WE WON

can't believe peach got ntr'd by pauline

>>714269220
Mario would be a good father in law.

>>714263138 (OP)
I just want to play it already

>>714282217
That's not Dixie Kong.

>>714263138 (OP)
REMINDER:

>>714285442
>peach rejected both Mario and Bowser at the end of odyssey
deserved

>>714285368
those posts are so schizoid in every aspect.

>>714285368
>>714285616
K Rool is never coming back. It's time to move on and accept Rare is dead forever.

>>714285368
What am I supposed to be seeing here

>>714285368
Stop coping anon
We all know Krool will be back
But just stop coping

>>714285819
Alright man, I need you to please stop this.

>>714285764
leak from a few weeks ago said grumpy kong and poppy kong join donkey and k rool is the main villain of the game

>>714285569
I don’t really have a problem with Kiddy.

>>714282278
Based fatty. Fuck it, I'll do it too.

>>714285908
Grumpy Kong conceded after DK and Pauline defeated him, so I do buy that.

>>714285819
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

>>714285569
that gormless fuck

>>714285368
King K. Rool hasn't appeared in a DK game that matters since 1999. This is like being mad that Birdo didn't show up in Odyssey.

>>714281659
>>714282217
There should be a scene where Candy Kong bullies Poppy Kong for having small breasts.

>>714285819
This motherfucker has no games to play and would rather copy and paste this into every nintendo thread.

I will burn my dkb cart if the alligator doesn’t appear in game

>>714286806
Tendies only have

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>714286158
Country secondaries don't actually care about Donkey Kong. They just obsess over 3 old snes games, 2 of which don't even feature Donkey Kong.

>>714286980
Even your memes are just ports

>>714286980
We have already chosen our fantastic new era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqxwy3F4JEI
lookin better

>>714263359
Yes! With more to look forward to!

not making DKB a launch title was just krool

The bananas growing out of dk's banaza forms gross me out. Can pauline pull them out and eat them? what do they taste like?

>>714287150
Why does it look so fucking ugly. Odyssey looks better

Keep dancing, macaco.
Entertain me.

>>714263359
I was always planning to buy a Switch 2 eventually, but I'm still debating buying it for Bananza

>>714287049
Never gets old

>>714287395
>buying a shitch poo for tranny kong

>>714265993
During Odyssey’s Honeymoon Phase people were probably fine with them but 8 years later, yeah going by the replies, these designs didn’t age well

>>714287447
Just like your preference in women you fucking pedophile

>>714263207
I'm having a [spoil] BARRAL[/spoiler] blast with these designs

Watch these 20-minute gameplay videos to find plenty of Mario-related things that "Pauline" does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqxwy3F4JEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fGa3yF1zfo

>>714266002
For 11 fucking years (2014 - 2025) it was just re-releases, nothing new or original until now with Bananza. The DK Era in the 2000s was much better, we got smaller side games like the Konga games, King of Swing, Jungle Climber and Barrel Blast. 2010s was barren of new original content.

>>714287798
How did you get this mentally ill? Did it happen suddenly or were you always this damaged?

>>714287798
Personally I feel like Donkey Kong is just in an awkward spot usually between every other main mascot Nintendo owns.
Not 'F-zero' bad but still.

>>714266157
There’s also that WEBM of DK finding a Banana in a pipe that constantly gets reposted and idiots keep falling for the bait every time which encourages the one autist reposter

>>714287305
no pleasing some people

this is just banjo 3

>>714287798
Cringekino reddit humor

>>714269220
THOSE FEET

>>714287481
It's funny because the only one I see mentioned these days is Hariet and ONLY Hariet.

>>714288228
Anon, no.
What if that's Mario's daughter?
You donn't want Mario to get mad, don't you?

>>714288026
I guess the main problem with DK is he has largely been just another platform mascot, which leaves him as a kind of B tier Mario. Even Kirby has copy abilities.
Zeroing in on DK's main attribute being strength and an ability to punch shit up is actually really smart.

Thoughts? I think it will be one of these

>>714288540
At the same time, Wario is just stuck in minigame hell.
I guess we are just constantly suffering no matter what really happens.

>>714270538
>why would they pair him up with Pauline in the games and confuse the audience?

This is the same company that opened up a theme park with an old design including using said old design on that mascot suit while revealing a new design for Mario Kart World. If that shit ain’t confusing then I don’t know what is

>>714285908
Link or source at all?

>>714287296
They remind me of Bugsnax.

>>714281659
>>714282217
Daisy Kong

>>714282278
Xananab approves!

>>714285368
What leak is this

>>714285368
Grumpy Kong gives me the same vibes as Lanky Kong

The 3D Mario team is apparently quite small and hasn’t expanded much, so it seems like this is all they can work on. Really sad we won’t get a 3D Mario til the end of the Switch 2 because of Bananza.

>>714263359
No. Donkey Kong is not system seller material.

>>714285569
Yeah, Reminder a Banana a day keeps your potassium in check!

>>714289558
Would be pretty funny if Grumpy belonged to the same group as Mankey Kong.

>>714285819
Holy mental illness

>>714289558
I choose to believe Grumpy is a stand-in for a Gigantopithicus.

>>714286158
>Birdo didn't show up in Odyssey.

Ngl I kinda hate how Birdo is the only one that gets to show up in RPGs, Toadette to an extent too as early as TTYD in 2004 when she made her debut in Double Dash in 2003 as a partner for Toad like Waluigi for Wario in 2000 Tennis

>>714283975
He got all of his Smash moveset in this game with the exception of the head butt into the ground. I wonder if that will appear as well.

>>714288026
>Not 'F-zero' bad but still.

Even then, F-Zero 99 still gets updates like every 3 or 4 months and you know what? If you own the Switch 2 you can play EVERY F-ZERO.

>>714288613
Holy shit ChapGPT is based for brainstorming!

My favorite is DJ K. Roolrage

Bumpy Kong

>>714290578
True but F-zero is stuck as a racing game through and through, having to very much butt heads against every mascot that is able to have spin-off racing games.
DK is fortunatly not just cursed to only be a platformer, but yeah.

>>714263207
Left looks like Tom Waits.

>>714291103
This really highlights how ugly she is

>>714265993
You can really tell that Nintendo were only just exiting their "NSMBify the Entire Franchise" phase with these designs.

>>714265993
I like Hariet and Rango but Spewart and the short guy aren't amazing honestly, yeah.

>>714291858
Gotta disagree, I always thought Spewart was the best one. Kinda has a bowser vibe so I may be biased.

>>714291230
Is it the black fur? Long arms? Weird hair? Strange accessories? High heels?

How would you or anyone improve Poppy Kong’s design?

>>714284267
That's what I told you. It was an error that got posted to the site a week ago, got dismissed as an error, some dumbass noticed it a week later and alerted retarded journos who blew it out of proportion without doing basic research.
It will be 6 million for June, btw.

>>714292065
Honestly that's the reason I don't like him kek, it feels like he's just a Bowser/Morton/Roy-style "koopa" but rabbitified which feel really boring compared to license Rango took with the new species body type he was afforded and Hariet's nice dress and hat.

>>714290953
>K. Rool as a shock jock DJ
>his attacks revolve around electricity from faulty speaker setups and crappy wiring everywhere.

Nintendo could never be based

>>714291103
Sex with all of them. At the same time.

>>714291858
They should’ve been all female rabbits or mostly females, don’t forget this FF9 Queen Brahne looking ass bitch, wonder if we’ll encounter a secret Void Company member similar her

>>714292205
shes probably fine design wise, gotta keep in mind that shes not just some kong but also gonna be a boss fight so some of her design has to take that into account.

>>714292381
I’d love for Dixie or Candy to give a nice footjob with their handfeet

>>714291230
I'm perfectly fine with her design deviating from the previous female kongs because it reps a new type of monkey/ape and that's always cool to see.

>>714292443
>the final boss is Void's angry elderly mother to mirror Cranky

>>714292443
>don’t forget this FF9 Queen Brahne looking ass bitch
I think most people already forgot her because she’s only in the game for like two minutes, I keep forgetting the broodals have a boss.

>>714292571
I need a loli pauline footjob am I right bros?

I was playing Tropical Freeze the other day and it's astounding just how much better this new design is.

cute

>>714294989
Cuteeeee

>>714295112
The DK design? I like it too but

>>714287038
Yeah we call them raresnoys here.

>>714292884
>it reps a new type of monkey/ape and that's always cool to see.

I wish Donkey Kong repped Golden Snub Nosed Monkeys, they are so adorable

>>714294989
I want a loli to sleep on my belly...

>>714292884
I agree. Poppy resembles a gibbon pretty closely.
I don’t know what the fuck kind of ape Candy is supposed to be.

>>714287184
Replace HW3 with Duskbluds, Age of Calamity was mediocre and TotK's story was already worse than BotW as a standalone game.

>>714263207
they monke

>>714265602
no it's $99 + 25% mandatory tip

Pauline grows up into this and is still single?

>>714304312
She's fucking the band members. Everyone but the bassist

>>714304312
She dated Mario

>>714263349
Two more weeks

>>714265602
Yes + mandatory circumcision

>>714285908
Post the leak then

>>714294989
So what does sleeping do? Fully heal, reset the world and breakable materials or does it pass time like a day night system?

>>714283227
Coconut cream pies?

>>714284440
>double jump
>spin jump
Goddamn my ape king is eatin good

>>714305783
Gives you an extra heart.

>>714304312
>single
She's DK's property

>>714306123
Our DK belongs to Candy Kong

>>714282278
Yep thats the plan, im doing honey almond banana though

>>714283227
NTA but I had one bad banana too many and it's put me right off them so I will probably make some coconut bread.

>>714304312
No pubes?

>>714291230
But enough about Dixie Kong.

>>714294989
why does she sleep like a dog?

>>714307965
she's DK's pet.

I was under the impression that Ingot Isle was a quasi-retcon of DK Isle but some new footage has Cranky mention that he had to leave "the comfy island" to come here and get back some stolen bananas and that he's annoyed DK fucked off to go mine Banandium. Guess that makes more sense, guess the presence of Kongs here threw me off

>>714305783
It makes Pauline say this.

>>714263138 (OP)
Whatever song they reveal as "The big song" for this title, obviously song by Pauline, is gonna become an absolute earworm and dominate social media for weeks. Calling it now.

This is essentially an Odyssey prequel and they're gonna do the same shit again

>>714263207
The hole for the opposable toe in Poppy Kong's shoes is genius

>>714308396
I hope they have another song apart from that Disney shit used in the direct.

>>714305823
>>714307426
My mother hates coconut for some reason so that’s off the table, but this looks pretty good

>>714308396
there seems to have quite a lot of songs in the game the sound track is great

>>714294989
The rock people like to watch

>>714308648
I think the one at the end of the Direct is from the climax, and then there is probably one for each bananza.

Want to play Bananza so fucking bad but don't know if I can justify buying a Switch 2 currently. At least the music has been all bangers so far and the art is fantastic.

>>714309005
elephants confirmed???

>>714309719
yeah I saw your mom in there somewhere

>>714308396
Am I wrong or were there two English songs in the direct, one at the beginning and a different one at the end?
I wonder which one will take off on social media.

>>714309574
You don’t need to “justify” anything unless you’re broke and need the money for something else.

>>714311084
They sounded to me like they could be part of the same song

>>714311084
The one at the beginning and the one at the end are probably two different songs.

Some of the music has a very distinct Splatoon vibe down to the soundfont. I wonder if they got the Splatoon people to help with sound design, including the Bananza song being gibberish like Splatoon vocal songs.

>>714309005
I like the rock people's eyes, they remind me a lot of Rare's stuff

>>714294989
Was it REALLY necessary for Nintendo to add a "sleep with the little girl" mechanic to this game? This isn't just one canned animation either. They made multiple variations. For what purpose????

I cant believe i didnt even watch the donkey kong direct, latest trailer, or my Nintendo youtube channels covering it.

i actually am done after switch 2. Its just too shitty ive lost the passion

>>714312056
go away, faggot.

>>714312028
because it's cute. You ever watch Monsters Inc?

>>714312056
opposite for me, i was zoned out for most of the switch, now im returning to a fat library + switch 2 upcoming games, feels good man
maybe take a break and play some old pc classics or something to cleanse your palette?

>>714274647
Why does he have a chode?

>>714316378
WHAT THE FUCK

>>714317786
It's still odd that Mario and Luigi's dad is Talon from Zelda.

>>714266249
>>714266468
did a doodle

>>714311084
>>714311387
Seemed like they were different, especially since the ending song is just the original DK title screen with lyrics.

>>714314389
Mario should tell his daughter to stop being a brat.

>>714319406
rude

post the leak dumb fags

>>714321245
What leak?
Is there a new leak?

>>714263359
If they had marketed it more like the Odyssey spinoff/sequel-ish game that it is, it would have.

Genuinely bizarre they didnt lean on that.

>>714270082
Holy souly

I love how nobody outside of here has questioned why Mini-Pauline is acting like Mario, with her saying "Waaaah!" and "Hoohoo!".

>>714322803
Because giving Mario a child and introducing her in a DK game is just retarded.

>>714321458
what is the archive called? it was the same leak being posted if you can find the archives.

>>714287193
I laughed anon

>>714322881
Maybe it will be a Bowser Jr. situation, where we don't see Bowser Jr.'s mom, we probably won't see Pauline Jr.'s dad.

>>714322803
I'm just going to play the game and find out the truth for myself.

>>714323076
I think it's just a copypasta of a fake leak.

>>714322803
I just don't give a fuck.

FUCK MICROSOFT

>>714323356
They're fucking themselves pretty well as it is.

the leak is real since the ign video and stuff confirmed it. K ROOL IS BACK CHADS

>>714323247
The cutscenes will be uploaded to YouTube before the street date.
If you leave this board to avoid spoilers and come back here after finishing the main story campaign, the hype might have already died down depending on how the game's story ended.

>>714308396
>DK and Pauline empowering each other with the power of music

Absolute Kino!

>>714310306
All Kongs go Bananza

>>714322803
>noises are hereditary

>>714323639
In a fictional cartoon world, yes they can.

>>714322803
Genuinely have you ever played a Mario game before? 70% of the cast says those things

BANANA ISLAMA

>>714323514
People just be drawing these two in every kind of situation and it rocks.

>>714323587
Mother FUCKER, and literally about an hour ago my brother was asking why no one had referenced that movie yet.

>>714323740
>ESL
That explains everything

WHERE IS HE?

>>714291858
I like spewart because he makes me think of being a tiny Speedwagon

WHERE IS SHE?

>>714312028
Can’t wait for all the wholesome fanart of them sleeping together, or Pauline resting on top of DK

>>714323751
Yes.
And who was with Pauline in Odyssey, and also wears red and blue?

>>714323985
>>714324115
Probably chilling on DK Island.

>>714317786
That redhead in the middle is pure sexo

>>714323928
English is my first language.

>>714324310
Then why are you so bad at it?

>>714324360
I am not bad at it.
Please pardon me for my mistake.
I was trying to decide between "yes they can" or "yes they can be".

So when do we start getting leaks?

>>714324762
The cutscenes should be here around the 15th or 16th, just like Super Mario Odyssey.

>>714324762
No leaks

>>714325291
We made it through these past 2 weeks, we'll be fine for 2 more.

>>714324172
>you can see DK Isle on the layer select screen
I will be disappointed if it isn't a post game location like the Mushroom Kingdom

>>714269220
So you think all italians look the same huh?

>>714267159
Not that guy. But in Sweden it's sold for the equivalent of 94.35 USD.
Up from the previous 62.87 USD equivalent that was the upper standard before.

>>714325898
NTA, he reposted my theory, I think that Pauline Jr. has Pauline's facial features, Mario's facial structure, and Mario's dwarfism.

He’s finally real!

>>714285368
>>714289357
>>714305726

>>714266947
If he had pressed Y once, it would have been over in less than a second.

>>714327548
seems like complete fanfiction bullshit

>>714327134
but can he defeat k.rool black ?

This game led to B Dubs having a major freak out

>>714284440
they stole that from sunshine

>>714278809

At the end she has that "Oh no I got raped" look on her face.

>>714327548
sounds too complex for nintendie

>>714294989

FBI OPEN UP.

>>714305783
>reset the world and breakable materials
This is my guess. But I don't know.

>>714327548
>Direct prequel
At least make your headcanon make sense

>>714327548
>first instance was posted after the bananza direct
lol
lmao
sorry you wasted a few minutes of your life typing all that out but you need to get over it

>>714317786
It all really makes sense whe nyou look at it like that.

>>714327548
some 12 year old jeet typed this up in india

>>714285687
heh, not on your life faggot.

>>714308317
why does she talk like mario

>>714329664
That's how New Donkers speak.

>>714329713
New Donkers speak gibberish though.

Please tell me there's an option to mute Tiny Pauline during gameplay.

>>714329853
That's how she can understand Kong-speak.

>>714329664
Okey dokey is an extremely common phrase, what are you talking about?

>>714327548
>text "leak"
You fuckers are so gullible.

>>714327548
>Most likely the same faggot that spammed his own post with the tranny being Zelda.
What is wrong with these schizos and their my dad works for Nintendo bullshit

>>714329998
When it comes to the fictional cartoon setting that the Super Mario franchise takes place in, "Okey dokey" is a common phrase uttered by Mario.
The phrases "Waaaah!" and "Hoohoo!" are also common phrases uttered by Mario.

>>714330319
Must generate site engagement.
Board quality will be sacrificed on a daily basis so Hiro can get a few more advertisers.

>>714330428
Those aren't phrases, they're noises

You retard.

>>714330531
Okay, noises.
They are noises commonly made by Mario.

>>714330428
Yeah, and every other character in the franchise.

>>714265658
Isn't Mario's 40th anniversary this year

>>714330319
>brings up trannies out of nowhere

>>714263207
i like their designs quite a bit.
grumpy not such a bad guy either

>>714330667
But who was Pauline flirting with in the game that Donkey Kong Bananza is either a prequel or a sequel to?

>>714331138
What if there's a new, extended DK Rap?

Hope they have a Super Kong color scheme

>>714331464
There's a white fur color, perhaps there's a blue tie as well.

>>714327548

multi-general DK works because he's an ape

nintendo is not going imply mario and/or pauline had sex

>>714327548
>raresnoys obsessed over a gaybait crocodile

happy to see diddy and dixie

Game looks great only thing I want is audio options to make Pauline shut the fuck up during gameplay

>>714331928
Hey man, you can't be here.

>>714331928
Does it feel sad knowing that you're the only one pushing the "(fandom that isn't Sony)snoys" meme?

>>714333032
Of course not, he constantly gets retards like you to reply and generate site engagement for his masters at a heightened rate.

>>714332006
The Mario Movie was indirectly responsible for the redesigns...

>>714333253

i like the idea of removing the mono eye, not this execution

>>714324165
>And who was with Pauline in Odyssey
doesn't matter because this is before odyssey
>and also wears red and blue?
FUCK so luigi isn't related to mario... it's confirmed... he wears GREEN and blue instead of RED and blue...

IT'S HAPPENING

>>714333253

i sorta liked their basketball jersey clothes in the movie

>>714333253
The movie is also why wonder was shit

>>714333653
Haven't had this much fun shitposting since the Grinch leak

>>714333653
Setting aside that this is almost certainly fake-I feel like this being on (what appears to be) promo material lessens the chances of it being anything major. We don't even KNOW if Kremlings are gonna show up so unceremoniously placing what appears to be a Bananza of them on some poster means it probably isn't a Krelming at all.

>>714333667
>monkeys
>basketball jerseys
how did Nintendo get away with this?

>>714333604
The world in which the Super Mario franchise takes place in runs on cartoon logic, so obviously, the traits of the offspring of Mario and Pauline would be Mario and Pauline's traits rolled into one.

>>714333653
>K. Lumsy as Kremling Elder
Too fucking based for this gayreality

>>714333653
>theres

>>714334015
>the Super Mario franchise takes place in runs on cartoon logic
correct so when they tell you it's pauline that means it's not pauline's daughter
>the traits of the offspring of Mario and Pauline would be Mario and Pauline's traits rolled into one.
FUCK, but then that would mean she'd be wearing OVERALLS and not PANTS... not related to mario confirmed...

>>714333653
I really don't like the transformations in this game, (Ostrich Bananza is an atrocity), I would have preferred the animal buddies to transform and DK to ride them.

>>714329887
nope. nintendo didn't let you turn off the cringe VA in BOTW either.
and you're going to hear that cringey song everytime you use a form too.

>>714333667
Is that Chunky? But he's dead.

>>714334494
reports of his death were... greatly exaggerated

>>714334220
The marketing, and subtitles that could easily be changed in a later build, said her name is Pauline.
There could also be a twist that reveals her true identity, like it's revealed that she is named "Jr.", or that "Pauline" is her last name, or that she has a first name, or she says she wants to sing "like her mom".
Mario's overalls are made of denim.

>>714334543
>The marketing, and subtitles that could easily be changed in a later build, said her name is Pauline.
>There could also be a twist that reveals her true identity, like it's revealed that she is named "Jr.", or that "Pauline" is her last name, or that she has a first name, or she says she wants to sing "like her mom".
okay you're just writing fanfiction

>>714334703
I'm not writing fanfiction.
Nintendo did a bait-and-switch with Odd Rock to Pauline, they could do it again with Pauline to Pauline Jr. or Pauline (Last Name) or (First Name) Pauline (Last Name).

They seem very insistent about her being 13-year old.

>>714335205
There's 13 years between Donkey Kong Arcade and Donkey Kong Country.
Donkey Kong '94 is a remake of Donkey Kong Arcade.
It could be possible that Donkey Kong Country could take place 13 years after the events of Donkey Kong Arcade/'94.

>>714263207
Over-designed, like all new Nintendo characters.

>Bananza
>Kriby Air Riders
>Metoid 4

ok, im buying the danm console on octuber

>>714334424
They probably opted for Bananzas because it was incredibly easy to justify on-the-fly swapping that way. Bare minimum if you want to get the Animal Buddies involved in traversal again you need to either call them to where you are directly or bring back the barrels, and they probably saw that there was no real way to do that without it breaking the gameplay flow, especially since swapping from one Bananza to another is also a thing.

>>714335903
How would you change them?

>>714333667
Guys...
Why Diddy looks hot with a longer shirt?

>>714336435
Dixie.....

>>714335903
>"Nooo! Where's my generic fat crocodile with one red eyeball?!"

If K. Rool were revealed for the first time today, everyone would think he's boring as shit; nostalgia's a hell of a drug.

if k rool isnt in the game i kill myself

>>714336794
You say this as if fat crocodiles were a common occurence before the advent of Deviantart

>>714263207
I hope DK recruits Grumpy and Poppy into the Kong Clan.
Void Kong strikes me as too much of a cunt to join, though.

if the leak is real grumpy and poppy join DK like diddy and dixie

void kong's name doesn't follow the other kongs so he prob gets offed

>>714337405
You can't go to Heaven if you do that.
I think King K. Rool will be in the game.

>>714337541

bro theyre in lol, theyre Kongs with the same naming scheme. so is void honestly, their designs are too thoughtful on top of it

void will get a whopping and come to his senses or there really is another bigger bad

>>714334424
>>714336226
the zebra form is a crime against design. he's a 2 feet biped, yet has useless hooves for hands (while the ostrich has fists on its wings)
they could have gave it a much better shape, more like a minotaur.
not only are all the designs ugly and non-asthetic, they're fucking stupid too.

So is her name Loli Kong?

>>714338492
>he's a 2 feet biped, yet has useless hooves for hands
He has a "Sprint" mode on top of the base speed boost where he hunches over and runs using them-we see it for a split second in the direct. They're not useless

>>714335442
>There's 13 years between Donkey Kong Arcade and Donkey Kong Country.
Uh-oh, so is Pauline Jr. Jumpman's bastard or Cranky's rape baby?

>>714338357
The Manky Kongs are 'in' too but Lanky is the only one of them considered part of the crew.

I really hope Pauline's voice can be turned off, it feels like it's going to get grating very quickly hearing
>yeah! hahaha!
>okay!
>woohoo!
>you okay?
>get em DK!
Every 5 seconds

>>714338613
DK also can use his fists to run. there's no reason to give him hooves for hands when 99% of his actions require him to move like a biped.

>>714338847
Troon kongs faces are grating too.
this game is going to be insufferable and cringe because nintendo just had to ruin a perfect fucking formula they had since after sunshine.

>>714339097
>Troon kongs faces are grating too
>Troon
You don't seem to understand what that word means.

>>714337405
Why do you care? Not every DK game need him.

>>714338962
>DK also can use his fists to run
Do you seriously not get tell off "DK running on two legs with hooves has him go faster, running on all four with hooves has him go the fastest"? It's a visual communication that reinforces why DK goes particularly fast in the sprint mode without having to actually say anything-simple reinforcement. You don't have to think it looks good but saying its useless when the Sprint where he is, indeed, using them is 99% of the point of the mode is a bit off.

do i pre-order this or wait for Kirby Air Riders (which will inevitably cost $70 as well)

>>714338492
I have the opposite opinion honestly. I don't mind Zebra DK because he fully transforms into a zebra that matches up with the zebra NPCs in that layer. Ostrich DK is, instead, a nightmarish ape-ostrich hybrid with fur and hands.

>>714338683
Jumpman and Lady were retconned as Mario and Pauline, the former is obviously correct.

I think I'll just replay DK Tropical Freeze.

>>714331928
>Snoy this, Snoy that

Get some new material and stop being unoriginal

>>714285819
This game is gonna be a dumpster fire. No amount of loli cunny can save it.

>>714332868
>He fears of getting horny from her cute voice

>>714291103
Did they make him black just to silence all the critics that Jewtendo has no black characters?
That's so obviously modeled after a zesty negro buck it's not funny.

>>714338503
That’s Tiny Kong bro

>>714314389
Why did they give her juicy blow job lips like peach?

>>714340391
All I want to hear from her mouth, is her begging me not to finish inside her; that I'll split her in two.

>>714339251
And not every Mario game needs Bowser

>>714269220
What if she literally IS Mario, so this IS a Mario game after all. Nintendo could get progressive brownie points for supporting the trans agenda AND featuring black characters. Think about it, if Ranma can change into a girl by falling into a spring, why not Mario?

>>714339578
Never preorder a game until you see gameplay first

>>714266157
>trans symbolism
There it is there. "Pauline", is Mario, but trans.

>>714341103
Or she could just be named "Pauline Mario" because Pauline Sr. and Mario got married.

>>714340829
That's a child, anon...

>>714324115
she wont show up ever again, unless they super tame her designs to the poin have boobs as big as poppy kong

>>714316378
>>714317786
Genuinely don't understand what you're getting it.
Can somebody with loltism please translate?

DK, being the grandson of Cranky never made sense. It would mean Mario would have to be in his 50s or older by the time DK became an adult.

>>714340794
They wall'd her

>>714341086
Yes

>>714263207
Reminds me a bit of Super Monkey Ball 2

>>714342152
Gorillas are sexually mature within 10 years. If Cranky was already an adult, then it could be as low as 15 years since the original Donkey Kong. If Mario was 20 then, he'd be 35 now.

>>714342380
But Mario is in his mid-20s.

>>714342380
nta but I'm pretty sure the Mario Bros. are confirmed mid 20s, so that timeline still doesn't really shake out

>>714265602
It's $70.

>>714342428
He found the fountain of youth

>>714339251
People care precisely because he HASN'T been in a DK game in forever. How is this so hard for you detracting faggots to understand?

>>714342380
>Mario is 25 years old.
>Cranky was at least old enough to have a kid, Jr.
>10 years later, if we are being generous, Mario is now 35 once DK is born
>10 years later, DK is now mature and Mario is now 45.
Face it, Rare lore was always fucked up and never made sense.

>>714333653
HOLY SHIT NEW LEAK

>>714342428
>>714342429
The obvious response is sliding time scale. It's a cartoon world. I'm just saying he can be relatively "young" while DK is relatively old because ape years aren't human years.

Cranky Kong became old of his own volition.

>>714342585
Does it turn Pauline into a shota?
Paul?

>>714342529
I was using 7 year generations.
Also hot take: Jumpman isn't Mario. Jumpman is another character entirely and Mario just resembles him. That'd make the timeline make a lot more sense. So it's the original DK, original Pauline, and an older Jumpman. Younger Mario comes in later.

Enjoying all the cute.

>>714342782
>Gorillas are sexually mature at 10 years old
>But they had kids at 7 years old!
Go fuck yourself. Rare forced their own lore that never made sense.

>>714334494
The 'Chunky is dead' meme is the only reason they included him in the movie. Someone at Nintendo was upset by this and wanted prove he was still alive.

>>714342958
Reread my shit, retard. Sexually mature WITHIN 10 years.

>>714341451
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>714343089
nta but this line of logic is flawed because mae gorillas average 14-15 in terms of age of reaching sexual maturity

>>714343089
Within could mean anything. Either way, Mario would be a fuck ton older than 25 no matter what.

I need the OST

>>714286980
you have already chosen your pitiful end

>>714343204
>Females reach sexual maturity at 7 – 8 years of age, but normally will not breed until several years later
We can assume the Kongs either mature faster in general or are hornier than typical gorillas.

>>714287561
but I'm not the sony vp

WHERE IS THE ZEBRA BANANZA SONG?!

>>714343369
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

>>714342429
Mario's in his 40s. The movie is non-canon little zoomie. You'd know this if you had watched the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

Is there a Zebra Bananza version of this legendary pic?

>>714343570
Yes. How have you not seen it yet?

>>714343426
>Stupid YouTube ad saved me from your BS.
LMAO

>>714343570
It's in like the first 50 posts.

>>714343570
See
>>714275203

>>714343606
Oh, I missed it >>714275203, It would be much better if there was a smug face Pauline at the left of the image.

>>714343491
Miyamoto said he was mid-20s in like 2005.

Looking for art is so fun

Let’s see if Nintendo adds another game to NSO that features the Kremlings

>>714343842
I wonder if whoever made this knew that MH riders actually exists.

>>714343774
Does this work anon?

>>714342152
Grown up JR like the movies and as 64 says

>>714343961
>Searches give nothing.
Who made this? I need to know.

>>714344006
Oh wait
>Bracelet in the wrong arm
This is AI shit, right?

>>714343990
But bananaza still says Cranky is DKs grandfather. So, either jumpman and lady are now their own characters, or there is some time shit going on, which doesnt make sense.

I can't wait for K. Rool to come back only to be added to the piles of dead kremlings that are everywhere.

>>714344083
>1024x1024
I can tell this is NovelAi from a mile away.

>>714344083
I just saved it from previous threads, I don’t question whether something may be AI.

AI or not it still looks pretty good, what I suggest is making Pauline do the Anya cheeky face as a Drawthread request

>void kong needed Pauline for its big plan but new donk city is heavily guarded.
>So he bullshits a time travel machine and kidnaps young Pauline.
>At the end when Pauline wishes to return home, she is transported back to her time at the exact moment she left, she loses her memory in order to keep the timeline (but now has the willpower to follow her singer dream).
>Back in the present DK is sad until he realizes (or someone smarter tells him) that all he has to do is go to new donk city.
>He goes there and meets Pauline, at first she doesn't remember but them the memories return.
There, is that simple and logical, dunno why you guys can't see something so simple.

>>714343932
Wouldn't be surprised if it was someone that only started with or played World.

There's a substantial of amount of this kind of material.

>>714344496
I mean, I'm not going to be mad if that were to happen, I would just hope that we get an explanation for what happened to Mario after Odyssey's ending.
I personally think that Peach almost leaving Mario on the moon and then him throwing Cappy at the camera feels more like a cliffhanger than an ending.

>>714345018
It was about time someone replaced SHIDDY Kong.

>>714344949
There's been an absolute BANANZA of Pauline smut recently.

>>714345090
Loline > Shota Kong

>>714345009
Peach literally calls out to Mario and says "let's go home!" You watch Mario leapfrog off Bowser's head to get up to the Odyssey.
They ditched Bowser and flew back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario's failed proposal aside, it's a very standard Mario ending. How much more do they need to spoonfeed you?

>>714345090
>>714345185
Can't we all just get along.

>>714345129
But only some of it is good.

New thread?