>>718183982
Me

>>717434751
Sleeping with Pauline

>>716088279
Just wait until you rest at one of the ingame beds and she suddenly starts talking about her feet
Multiple times...

>>715388802
you know why

>>715293779
She's outdoors basically 100% of the time, but I can see the other one

>>714816007
>"I did not have sexual relations with that ape!"

>>714294989
Was it REALLY necessary for Nintendo to add a "sleep with the little girl" mechanic to this game? This isn't just one canned animation either. They made multiple variations. For what purpose????

>>714184628
It's GOTY. Cope and seethe, Snoyfag

>>714034975
The implications are not looking good for DK...

>>713923908
3-hour DK and Pauline seggs scene

>>713899534
>he'll be able to play a thousand other games, all classics and much better
There aren't any games better than this
>>713899874
>literal game for toddlers
Astrobot won GOTY last year thoughever

>>713803565
DK is so lucky...

>>713537978
>B-but if she was black!
And she's isn't. Where's the woke? I'm seeing the cute but not the woke. I also bought the game way before they revealed Pauline. Because it looked fun.

>>713346483
>let's you sleep with the loli
Holy based

>>713342414
>Large hairy man with small loli in bed
Donkey Kong Bananza

>>713332218
and they're dead center of the screen the whole time, how are you meant to stay focused playing this?

>>713314686
they sleep together