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6/24/2025, 6:48:15 PM
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Wokey-Kong: The Deaths Of The Author
So…. This is how the last bastion of SOUL does at Nintendo? With shitty calarts emasculating onions-kong? Let’s get one thing straight: anyone who was ever a hardcore and actual fan of Donkey Kong HATES the new bananza collectible shit, it’s a slap in the face to all rare fans that is very intentional, much like the star wars sequels were meant to piss off older fans. but what’s even worse is the design based off of the fucking movie
>seth rogen kong
>forced nu-soul calarts style
>makes le funny epic hentai age gap reaction faces (may as well also have DK saying “chat is this real?”)
>diddy replaced, now instead we get forced 13 year old girl boss telling us what to do and what to onions out over
>feathers. he has fucking feathers. why?
>every character seen so far has extremely reductive dialogue that is aimed toward shaming you, the player, for liking what worked in the past and not liking what they’re forcing now
How is any of this shit acceptable? So we’re just letting one of the last unpozzed characters sell his soul for, what, $35 USD? Plus DLC? Even normoids agree that nu-kong is cringe, this year we will see everyone beg and cry for the Mario Mandate again, because what we didn’t know is that it actually had a purpose.
Now the mandate is over. And now all of these characters will suffer Flandersisation in the worst possible way until they’re just milk toast zoomer memes.
>seth rogen kong
>forced nu-soul calarts style
>makes le funny epic hentai age gap reaction faces (may as well also have DK saying “chat is this real?”)
>diddy replaced, now instead we get forced 13 year old girl boss telling us what to do and what to onions out over
>feathers. he has fucking feathers. why?
>every character seen so far has extremely reductive dialogue that is aimed toward shaming you, the player, for liking what worked in the past and not liking what they’re forcing now
How is any of this shit acceptable? So we’re just letting one of the last unpozzed characters sell his soul for, what, $35 USD? Plus DLC? Even normoids agree that nu-kong is cringe, this year we will see everyone beg and cry for the Mario Mandate again, because what we didn’t know is that it actually had a purpose.
Now the mandate is over. And now all of these characters will suffer Flandersisation in the worst possible way until they’re just milk toast zoomer memes.
