Thread 713346483

Plain and simple

What's with this weird tendie spamming the catalog in spurts?

>>713346601
Marketer who wants that 1 cent per post. He's got $80 dollars to make before he can actually afford what he's shilling. 8,000 posts aren't going to write themselves

>>713346834
I don't buy for a second that Nintendo hires marketers to shitpost on /v/. Nintendo Adults are a real thing and they do it for free.

>>713346874
Of course they do it. They have an entire marketing division. Do you really think its all just people making ads? Of course not, they're out there arranging teams to "reach out" to online "communities" so they create more "engagement" with their products. If you think they rely solely on overzealous fans then I've got a bridge to sell you

>>713346601
Notice how the BUY AN AD faggot disappeared
Tendies are fucking pathetic, and then they call others shills

>>713346874
Its some weird inferiority complex, if they dont see 20 nintendo threads they die or they think they are failing Nintendo, most of their threads are either porn or ragebait, of course they always post nintendo covers

>>713347323
Nah, you give /v/ too much importance.

We need a /v/ equivalent of that one quote about malice and stupidity.

Never attribute to shills what can be attributed to autistic manchildren.

>>713347489
Deflection

>>713347486
Yeah, I think so too. I think the nintendo adults on /v/ get mindbroken when /v/ is talking in mass about something that isn't Nintendo related, especially if it's not on a Nintendo console. They've had to deal with the Chinese fags and with Clair Obscur chads and it's absolutely making them boil and all they have to try to hype up in response is this Donkey Kong game. Grim.

>>713346483 (OP)
>let's you sleep with the loli
Holy based

>>713346483 (OP)
Lolis are not based

/v/ was shitting all over this game until they added a loli and now they can't wait. Nintendo knows it's audience.

>>713347694
Nah not even loli can save this

>>713346483 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>713347617
Its always funny seeing them lose their minds with stellar Blade, expedition, gachas etc. There was even one tendie begging to stop making ysx threads kek
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713275923/#713301203
They also spam cp in pragmata threads to close it but jannies wont do so if the thread has Pauline in the op
They also larp as haters to spam their controversy threads, all because they are drowning in gachas, deltaroon, ds2 etc etc threads

>>713347489
/v/ is a catalyst. We make one meme and it gets snatched up by other boards/forums/sites and social media. Its spreads like wildfire until nobody knows where it even started. Except those who are paying attention. Its so simple to make one dumb picture that fully encapsulates the failures of a company and their game. Then that one picture becomes the entire conversation. That's the power that /v/ holds, we understand being brutally succinct in our criticism

>>713347978
I'm not gonna blame the Nintendo Adults for the Pragmata stuff lol
That's a completely different beast

>>713348009
Calling something "shit" is not a criticism. You can critique something without being a shitposting asshat.

>>713347617

I remember making a thread about Trails then I had one schizo constantly linking to go to the kiseki thread, I literally didn't saw it since I looked for trails, not kiseki, then he started calling me falcomshill etc
With sonic and crash rumoured kart game they went full panic mode saying all of us are secret bots or how we couldn't enjoy x because of muh numbers

>itt seething E33fags, Snoys, and PC vegans
Pathetic. Nintendo won

>>713348105
If its readily apparent why something is shit its quicker just to call it shit. And its more fun to call it out for being so rather than trying to be an apologist

>>713348086
It's 100% tendies, they used to spam child porn in stardew valley too because it was too popular. You won't see child porn in all those nintendo loli threads.
Also the other day after making a pragmata thread about gameplay I got banned (thread was full of anons talking about gameplay too) and 5 minutes later a pragmata thread with a real child as a pic appeared, as if they were trying to associate me with that shit.
In the Pauline thread mods just banned a few tame pics but spent hours watching the thread instead of banning it, all because it advertised a nintendo character
They also spam bbc in other threads, or even gore

>>713348283
White incel hands typed this post

>>713348274
>Says this while going to every thread crying AAAAH YOU ARE A SHILL YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS GAME NOOOOO
Pathetic.

>>713348284
Anon... No...
People were spamming Pragmata threads when no one gave a shit about that game and it hadn't had a single trailer about it in years. Why? Because they wanted to uuoooohpost.
When the game got a new trailer, uuuooohposters got vindicated and energized. That's all there is to it.
Nintendo adults have nothing to do with that. I promise you.

>>713347617
Pokemon threads are 100% indians, they always have that questionnaire format

>>713348351
Come on you can do better than that

>>713347489
It's been proven that EA, Ubisoft, Microsoft, Sony, 2K all hire guerilla marketers to shill. It seems to be a western thing but I wouldn't be surprised if Square and Capcom do it. Nintendo doesn't seem likely, fans will do it for free and the majority of their audience isn't present in internet spaces like /v/, and those who are will most likely buy the game no matter what

>>713346601
Some third worder spent 6 months of his salary on a worthless brick of plastic that will never get any remotely decent games and this is the result. Every game HAS to be the best game ever or he'll literally kill himself from the regret.

>>713348569
Am I wrong though?

>>713348765
You'll never know

>>713348839
Post face

>>713348632
Nintendo has shills too, at least the mods are clearly biased

>>713348887
Not here to give you fap fuel, /lgbt/ is over there

>>713348918
The fuck are you doing here then? If you don't like it leave.

>>713346483 (OP)
>Only on Nintendo
Games that are exclusive to a single console can't be GOTY anymore, that time is over. Plus Donkey Kong, is the game even out?
The calls for GOTY for Exp were coming out after the game had released not before.

>>713346483 (OP)
I wish, but it'll be either indie darling E33 or Kojimos DS2 if he sucks enough cocks.

>>713348954
Post face, peckerwood.

>>713348352
Is this your thread? lmao seethe harder

>>713349252
In your dreams, creampuff

>>713346483 (OP)
>shovelware
>goty
yeah nah

>>713346483 (OP)
again

no k rool, no goty award

>>713349319
Console war faggots confirmed for being scrawny whitoids.

>>713346483 (OP)
YJK

>>713349470
Shhh you're gonna wake your mom and dad

>>713349618
Post face, whitoid.

>>713346601
>one autistic retard hates the game
>makes countless low efforts threads hoping to get them banned
>replies to himself accusing others
Every single fucking time something is even remotely liked and he gets his hateboner on it.

>>713349761
I already told you, /lgbt/ will solve your thirst

>>713349835
Post face, whitoid.

>>713347628
This on its own should generate wholesome fanart, similar to Anne Marie

>>713346483 (OP)
Game looks fun but I think the gay ass Pauline shit is gonna ruin it.

>>713347694
Where have I seen this before??

>>713349960
Oh its going to generate fanart alright, but not the wholesome kind

>>713348547
Most stuff I see is Claude-Slop and porn dumping for Pokémon

>>713350050
Lolis objectively make video games better

>>713348973
Just calling you out you hypocrites

>>713350050
4chan is incredibly predictable. Anonymity doesn't even help hide horny dudes intentions, just exacerbates them.

>>713349295
Not mine but funny since you faggots sperg everytime people praise other games lmao, sometimes your mama mod even ban the threads to protect your fee fees

>>713347628
Donkey Kong if he Micheal Jackson

>>713350543
Post nose.