Thread 713923908

>>713923908 (OP)
Donke Kong eats all the Bananaz

>>713924039
while the original DKC theme plays

a wedding

mexican standoff

>>713923908 (OP)
DK will shower Pauline in banana cream pies.

>>713923908 (OP)
Pauline drinks the aging potion and waves goodbye to donkey kong while singing a lyrical version of the donkey kong arcade theme

>>713924542
Nope.

>>713924542
Yep.

>>713925281
But why?
Why does it have to be that?

>>713925380
How else do you explain her torn dress, unfitting pants, and lack of shoes?

>>713923908 (OP)
>My wish is to be the mayor of a city where anyone can follow their dream
>I'll call it...New Donk City!
>Full orchestral blowout of DKC theme plays over credits

Time skip to when Pauline is an adult an the Kong Queen

>>713925479
still doesn't explain the baggy pants

>>713923908 (OP)
3-hour DK and Pauline seggs scene

>>713925510
Nope.

>>713923908 (OP)
It feels like what it should be is some kind of Monsters, Inc. thing but if it's the Odyssey team then it'll be >>713924039

>>713925412
because she was just in captivity you fucking retard? somehow i don't imagine void co was giving her high-quality clothing

>>713923908 (OP)
>How do you think Donkey Kong Bananza will end?
With DK finding a testosterone pill and going back to SNES DK

>>713923908 (OP)
DK realises he is bad and horny.

>>713923908 (OP)
Pauline will sing the DK Rap but the Tiny Kong part is removed, and the Chunky and Lanky Kong parts are describing DK as well

monke

>>713923908 (OP)
with non-consensual bara sex between DK and King K. Rool

>>713927058
>DK inflation
oh my...

>>713928143
Nope.

>>713928295
it's rape it doesn't matter if you say no

>>713928448
They will fight in New Donk City.

>>713923908 (OP)
Some stupid bullshit on the moon or something.

>>713928448
Only if they team up against Mothra or King Ghidorah afterwards.

>>713927143
Looks like buffed Lanky™.
What the fuck is this piece of shit?

>>713929115
Knrool should wear a Mario hat

>>713926835
where did voidco get the dress?

>>713925479
Kino

>>713930805
I think she was wearing a dress shirt and denim pants when she got kidnapped.

>>713932815
but the pants clearly don't fit her, and the dress is oversized too. That's why I believe it's the Pauline we know, just de-aged.

>>713932903
They clearly do, they are probably just one size larger, like an XL instead of an L.
She just needs shoes.

>>713933182
>They clearly do
bro you're blind

>>713930805
i dunno, the same place they got their own outfits? you're thinking far too hard about funny gorilla game

>>713933701
Pauline being de-aged is more plausible than Pauline actually being Pauline Jr, daughter of Mario and Pauline.

>>713934658
Why?
That would just be annoying.
Why can't it be Pauline Jr.?

>>713928448
K I N O

That monkey is gonna fuck that little girl in commissions

>>713934658
false dilemma
it's either time travel or she's oddrock taking pauline's forum

>>713923908 (OP)
They will visit Lanky Kong's grave

>>713934930
>Odd Rock taking Pauline's form
The Direct literally said that Odd Rock is Pauline, as in Pauline was trapped inside.
Why would you argue for the "Odd Rock transforms into Pauline based on DK's memories or something" theory after that?

>>713923908 (OP)
The tongue sticking out is a gay furry thing right?

>>713935173
Donkey Kong is not gay.

DK used to be the "harder" platformer of nintendo, will bonanza keep it like that or it's going to be like odyssey

>>713935263
They did specifically point out that there is an easy mode in the direct

lore bros being mindbroken their schizo ideas didn't come to fruition.

>>713929115
>the finale involves throwing barrels at the villains to keep them away from loline
kinda kino ngl

>>713924335
gross.

>>713935263
It'll probably be harder than Odyssey but not by much. It's functioning as Switch 2's flagship game and a pseudo-sequel to Odyssey, they're not going to make it DKC at its hardest.

>>713924542
that’s paulines daughter, anon.

Can I get Pauline going :D

>>713925412
pauline never wore jeans or had freckles, it’s not her

>>713934736
If she's Pauline Jr. they likely would've called her that in the direct tbqh

>>713936196
No.
Mario's daughter is sacred.

>>713925554
why have that shit when you can have k rool instead?

>>713936324
>pauline never wore jeans
she's worn multiple outfits, including pants. Very likely she'd wear jeans as casualwear.
>freckles
some kids have freckles that go away later in life

>>713936484
you’re just making shit up lol

>>713925479
Mario....
Don't look...

Pauline (DK '94) doesn't have superpowers.

>>713927143
that’s not my dk

>>713936646
"O-ho no! My-a daughter!"

>"Waaaah!"
What did "Pauline" mean by this?

>>713935167
do you seriously believe marketing can't lie to preserve a twist

Why is she barefoot? Non-footfags reply only please.

>>713937508
Was your reply meant for >>713936379?
Please tell me it was.

I wish there was as much coom art of pauline as there is for the other mario girls

>>713937546
Her adult shoes were too big after she got lolified.

>>713937652
that’s not pauline

>>713937546
My guess is that she was kidnapped by VoidCo, someone tried to pull her away from them by grabbing onto her shirt, but tore a piece off of it, then tried grabbing onto her feet, but ended up pulling her shoes off.

>>713937682
Yes it is.

>>713937990
"This is Luigi."

>>713937990
>freckles, wears jeans and is unexplainably a child while turned into a rock

nope.

>>713937546
im not into feet. shes barefoot because theres people who are into feet

>>713938096
yes

>>713925554
>her toes even move from the fall
Based Nintendo

>>713938775
No it is not.
You can't argue that Pauline Jr. is Pauline just because she can wear Pauline's outfit.
Just like how Mario wearing Wario's outfit doesn't mean he is Wario.

>>713923908 (OP)
DK and K. Rool powering up to their Bananza forms and going for one final clash while Pauline gets sucked into the time whatever back to her home

>>713938936
yes it is
yes i can
yes it does

>>713929280
When DK's meter is full his fur changes to his arcade color

>>713937546
I have a real actual answer: symbolic parity with DK who is also barefoot, since she's being a stand-in for the Kongs that usually ride on his back

>>713939152
still not pauline

>>713939094
She will probably reunite with Mario and Pauline.

>>713938096
>The L stands for "winner."
Poor Luigi

Do you think that Shigeru Miyamoto would approve of Mario having a daughter with Pauline?

>>713939914
yes

>>713937641
Bananza's going to help her catch up.

Pauline goes back to the past and grows up to become a singing mayor.

>>713927143
he acts like such a fucking faggot now jesus christ

>>713939914

The event that NTR's Princes Peach hard.

>>713938160
DK Jr. is grown up in Mario Kart and VB Mario Tennis.

Everyone's a retard.

Loline is no ones daughter. Loline is pauline who got ambushed by VoidCo, got rejuvenated, amnesiac and got sealed in the oddrock to ensure she doesnt foil their plans.

At the end, Pauline is gonna return to her actual age, and her relationship with DK is gonna be left ambiguous, theres not gonna be any mention of the original arcade other than whatever Cranky says (which is still canon).

Fuck everyone whos trying to overcomplicate things, and fuck the sonygras who just want to shit on nintendo and are making these threads specifically for this nonsense retard rambles.

>>713925516
built for lanky kong

>>713923908 (OP)
misunderstanding with a young mario who forces the 2 away from each other.

>>713935263
Japan made Jungle Beat, which was piss easy. They also made Odyssey, which is toddler proof. It's obviously gonna be easier than the 2D games.

>>713935830
lore GODS ascending to Hyperborea when their rational beliefs are challenged by something even more daring than their minds first conceived

>>713937546
She's riding on DK, the devs thought it would look bad if she were in shoes because she would hurt him, even accidentally. Hence why she doesnt have shoes in ANY outfit except for the diva dress. (Which is still stupid by the way).

>>713937546
Don't wear shoes indoors. Don't wear shoes on your monke.
It's rude.

>>713943880
They massacred my boy

Mario's daughter must be protected.

>>713950853
Where's her mustache

>>713950909
On her head.

What would be more kino as the final boss, K. Rool or Mario?

>>713923908 (OP)
We all know how this ends.

>>713927143
Nu DK is so garbage.

>>713936729
Yes he is MY DK! And guess what? He's YOUR DK now too!

>>713935257
Honest to god. The tongue out thing is a gay signal, showing that you're willing to perform oral sex.

DK has been infiltrated by gay furries

>>713937546
To make cute slapping sounds when she runs across hard surfaces

>>713923908 (OP)
they make banana bread

>>713924335
That's COCONUT cream pies to you, Mario.

>>713950909
Above the other set of lips.

>>713939914
He shat himself to death over the implication that Rosalina had any kind of story to her existence, so no.

>>713923908 (OP)
>DK and Pauline beat K rool
>they go to New Donk City after Pauline makes her wish at the planet's core
>upon arrival the credits roll while theres a musical festival with all the characters interacting one more time
>just at the end, after the mast credits passed, someone with a red cap comes out of a pipe
>silence while everyone stares at him
>just when you think Mario willxbe revealed, it turns out to be a Shigeru Miyamoto with Mario proportions
>music goes on, everyone cheers and they give him the spotlight with a mic to sing the final notes
>Miyamoto smiles to the player and after clesring his throat says "we're all gonna die one day"
>Thanks for playing!

>>713957358
It's a football, Luigi, you didn't bake it.

>>713957908
I like you, anon.

cute! and funny

new LoRA seems decent

>>713958131
SEX

>>713923908 (OP)
It will be like Odyssey's ending, except with Pauline singing and DK trying to help them escape the collapsing underground around them.

>>713925479
shit post

>>713925516
Mario left this?

>>713958131
What was Nintendo thinking making her do this? She’s literally asking for it

>>713958131
>>713960452

>>713936729
>>713943880
>never played a non-rare dk game
>never played based DK94

>>713937187
>>713950853
>>713951468

nope she is daughter of Wario or Waluigi.

>>713951468
>>713950853
>>713925479

>>713960638
I wonder what's the charges

>>713925412
Baggy pants are extremely trendy and popular right now

>>713923908 (OP)
Pauline has her dragging reversed powering up her music magic to help you with the big climax.

>>713924039
Wait a second have they ever actually shown Donkey Kong eating a bannana

How long are these games usually? It's 10% off if i preorder on Amazon but i'm not sure if i want to spend so much for a 10-12 hour game.

>>713925510
Why is everyone saying this dumb shit?
Her dream is secondary to reaching the surface, she literally says that in a scene from the direct. And the dream is obviously to become a singer or make a band with DK or something like that.

>>713936729
Rare DK is gay.

>>713923908 (OP)
Hopefully a big set piece sequence like Odyssey with the Bowser escape

>>713923908 (OP)
Donkey Kong's "coconut gun" will "fire in spurts"

>>713923908 (OP)
>DK wants to wish for a mountain of golden bananas
>Ends up using his wish to save pauline
>Pauline wanted to use her wish for some personal goal but decides she doesnt need it, uses her wish to give DK a golden banana horde
>blah blah blah, sad split-up, we will meet again
>credits roll, pauline singing

>DK swims around in his pile of golden bananas for a bit, hangs out with diddy, gets tired, climbs back to his treehouse and goes to sleep
>K Rool slams open the door to the horde
>music climax, title appears, fade to black

What if Donkey Kong Bananza takes place shortly before Odyssey?
What if King K. Rool redeems himself and gets an avenue named after him shortly before Mario shows up to New Donk City?