>previews are overwhelmingly positive
>Made by the Odyssey team
>Already being called on of the best games of all time
Where were you when DK became GOTY?

>>714170761 (OP)
Nooo!! Bu bu but E33 is supposed to be the greatest game of all time!!?? And uhh Goty?. =(

>>714170761 (OP)
Can someone compile a list of all the new features from the preview?
I don't think we knew about the camp conversations before now.

https://www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-confirms-donkey-kong-bananza-is-being-made-by-the-mario-odyssey-team
Snoysisters… what’s our new cope

>>714171050
Was there any fucking doubt? Why did they even feel the need to ask? It is so clearly the same developers. Even the GUI is the same.

>>714171221
could have just been the same engine and a different team i guess

/v/bros… the reviewes are too positive…. we lost

>>714170761 (OP)
>Made by the Odyssey team
no, thank you

>>714171393
Yes, thank you

Sony bros...we failed in our shitposting....

>>714171374
>>714170761 (OP)
no croc, no buy.

>>714171364
No. Internal engines are meant to be used for the teams that developed them. Another team trying to use a different internal codebase is very poor practice.

>>714171456
odyssey is dogshit, you can slurp it up if you want to but i won't

>>714170952
The French fear the BGC

>>714171604
You slurp up way worse shit on a daily cuck.

>>714170761 (OP)
it might not have the sauce to be goty but my expectations are pretty high. The floor for how bad it could be in the worst case scenario is honestly very high too, it looks like it's going to be at the very least pretty good.

>>714171604
Incorrect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqxwy3F4JEI
music is kino

>>714170761 (OP)
Looks like dogshit, I don't care how many hack journos Nintendo pays off.

>>714170761 (OP)
I'm simply not going to be playing donkey kong bazinga.

>>714171050
Oh no no no no..

I'm going to play and probably enjoy it but goddamn DK and pauline are ugly as fuck in this game. The entire artstyle is, really.

So where's the cucks yesterday proclaiming that the reception was mixed?

>>714171713
>each Bananza has their own music
YES YES YESSSSS

>>714171771
Sheldonbros... is Bazinga too theist for Science And Reason?

>>714170761 (OP)
>muh paid previews
I'll believe the hands on regular people who said it was a much more believable braindead button mashy slog for 7 year olds, thanks.

>>714171921
cry

>>714171849
Who the fuck other than the local schizo would claim that?

>>714171960
I cry every time nu-tendo puts out a shit game. I want them to be good.

>>714170761 (OP)
>Already being called on of the best games of all time

That's literally every game these days if the average joe were to be believed. People just have no standards anymore.

Another win for things that are cute and funny

>>714171374
>I came

>>714170761 (OP)
>Already being called on of the best games of all time
People have doing this since the late 90s

>>714171374
Who the fuck writes all these dumb article titles?

he's seething already huh

>>714172057
this is mario’s daughter, control yourself you manwhore.

>>714172187
Chatgpt.

Alright here is the real question. How tf do I fast travel half month time

https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1940045213411811684
The epitome of soul

I will play the game for she. When it wins GOTY she’ll get even more artwork

>>714170952
I loved E33 and thought the demo of Bananza was a great time. Some real good games this year so far.

July is gonna be pretty stacked between Bananza, Ninja Gaiden Ragebound, and Earthion

https://x.com/shacknews/status/1940032767733244281
pauline DEEE KAAAAAAAYE

>>714171713
>Stickerbrush Symphony suddenly starts playing
Do they have permission from Rare to use that?

>>714170952
Anon we all know the GOTY will be between E33, Death Stranding 2 or DK Bananza, as a non poorfag, I win no matter what.

>>714171045
Figure it out
https://youtu.be/6vIDbh6D414?si=ozbxFlXwilMyH9jU
https://youtu.be/begWFuL484Q?si=uSfza4qMRQ1Jmlqd
https://youtu.be/XuvXFXcczOw?si=K9vViQ9BCaVxUj-T

Can someone explain the lore on Pauline? Now she was friends with DK when she was a kid? Does he still kidnap her later?

>>714172675
Based

>>714171713
Kek, well that's the last nail in the coffin for the "They're erasing Rare" agenda

What do you think the final bananza form will be (the one that he’ll get after Pauline puts on the diva dress)

>>714172764
Rockstar Bananza. K Rool will have an Elvis costume. Screencap this

>>714170761 (OP)
Well, Mario Odyssey is at a 97 on Metacritic and that game was ass so forgive me if I'm not excited after some shill previews.

>>714172643
Kirkhope talked about this a while back, basically nintendo owns it, they also don't credit any composer who isn't Kondo

>>714172890
go back to sucking dicks on reddit.

>>714172912
He didn't even get credit on the Mario movie. Very disrespectful.

>>714172949
That's your job m8.

>they’re still hiding the director and key staff
hmmmmm i wonder

>>714172997
>no u

>>714173056
Yes, and don't forget to suck the balls.

>>714173006
they always do that

>>714173154
>no u
concession accepted

>>714173006
That's pretty much typical for nintendo, gotta wait for the game's actual credits to see who worked on what

>>714173006
Koizumi

>>714173194
Okay. Have fun with your dicks.

>>714171045
>Camp conversations
The what?

>>714173276
>no u

>>714173276
>no u again
you love sucking dicks this much huh.

>that Stickerbrush symphony rendition
I fear its peak.

>>714171713
>All of those Bing-Bing Wahoo! sounds from Pauline
...Guys?

>>714173347
>>714173350
Nah, that's mighty gay m8. I'll leave that to you.

>>714173445
>no u

>>714173445
you already conceded loving sucking dicks tho, too bad m8

>>714173332
there are conversations in the purchasable hideouts if you choose to recover your hp

>>714173402
that's simlish kong, "kongese" if you will

>>714170761 (OP)
>spend the last twenty years desperately shit flinging Rare and the DKC/64/Banjo collectathons and platformers
>finally give in and make Odyssey aka a Rare collectathon for Mario
>do the same with Bonanza
It’s sad
Almost like Rare was making good games all along and Miyamoto was just a jap nationalist who couldn’t deal with it

>>714173479
>>714173485
It's cool if you enjoy sucking cock. I'm no homophobe. It's just not for me m8.

>>714173635
m8 you already admitted to being gay

>even bringing up miyamoto
must be doing double time

>>714173256
>Koizumi
Why don't they let my man work on Zelda again? We could have gotten a great game instead of the terribly mid TOTK, had they let him try something different with the series. Aonuma really thought he had struck gold by copy-pasting the same map and mechanics again in a sequel released six years after the first (objectively good) game.

>>714173685
Nah, but it's okay if you are.

>>714173631
>Almost like Rare was making good games all along
They weren't but believe what you want to

>>714173631
I do wonder how many people on the odyssey team are banjo fans, both odyssey and bananza seem very banjo inspired, especially the latter. Imagine if we get banjo threeie by the odyssey team one day

SEGA KNEELS
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1940052940539994365

>>714170761 (OP)
I'll withhold judgement until I play the game myself but I have always wanted another crack at a 3D DK, so I'm pretty happy with what we've seen so far (except for skill points and clothing having stats)

>>714172068
Do not open

>>714170761 (OP)
Does anyone know if there is a language selector for the voice acting?
I fear being forced to play a spaniard dub.

>one of the best games of all time
doubt.jpg
I however don't doubt it'll be one of the best games of the year. I hope it could punch up into being one of nintendo's best platformers ever, but we won't be able to know until months after it's released

>>714173956
Forgot the spoiler lmao

>>714173945
>Since I was a member of the PlayStation launch team, I have a big attachment to the console business.
Sega sucks

>>714173945
It's crazy so many companies and people thought Switch was gonna flop, honestly. They have the biggest IPs in gaming.

>>714174015
>open world shit by odyssey team
>good platformer
Yeah, I wouldn't get my hopes up.

>>714170761 (OP)
>TK

>TRANNY KONG!

>>714171713
looks boring

Nintendo be like
>people can’t recognize our internal development team names so we decided to call them the Mario odyssey team
this is so funny to me

>>714174173
>open world shit
are we calling any game that's level based open world because it has big levels? Is Banjo Tooie and DK64 open world now too?

>>714174248
you already posted this

tranny game

>>714174248
judging by the actual articles, they just said "our dev team in Tokyo" so press decided to call them odyssey team

Soul

>>714173930
>”Hey microsoft, you know that collectathon series from the 90’s that was big on the N64? Well, we’re looking to make that long-awaited sequel and since you guys own the ip now we were wondering if we could borrow it for a while”
>he thinks microsoft will just be fine with it

>>714174131
The Wii U destroyed so much trust from both players and developers. It was natural to assume there could be a repeat. However, Nintendo was in a very precarious position and the fear of having to leave the console business made them hungry to have a killer system that actually catered to what people wanted. This is why 2017-2018 were such strong years.

>>714173956
ninpedo moment

>>714174131
to be fair nobody would think that nintendo would release the 2nd best selling console ever (probably first if sony isn't fudging the PS2 numbers every time Switch 1 hit a milestone lol) after the disaster that was the 3DS launch and WiiU entire's lifespan

>>714173945
Why is everyone but Nintendo a fucking idiot

>>714174395
>they haven’t done anything with the brand since smash, a nintendo game, may as well let them

>>714174395
Microsoft love Nintendo right now so they absolutely would agree.

I hope the nezt 3d Mario is a "linear" game like 3d land and 3d world now that DK Bananza fills the role of a sandbox 3d platformer for this generation.

>>714170761 (OP)
>mfw the game is kino

OH BANANA

>>714174401
Worst case scenario Switch 1 would "only" sell 80-100 million. These companies are just run by retards. It's crazy to think if I was actually high up in those companies I would have made better decisions. Now Nintendo is the only company in the business who has exclusives

>>714174347
excuse me anon I posted in a wrong thread

>>714174507
>theyre giving the open zone sandbox slop to donkey kong so mario can get galaxy 3 or 3d world 2
Kino incoming.

>>714172643
It's sounds extremely faitful to the orginal I think it might be the source song before they had to compress it for SNES

>>714174507
>>714174594
I hope they do a Sunshine 2.

>>714170761 (OP)
>Orange feathery faggot Donkey Kong

>>714174131
It's not the ips though. It's the system. Like what's the point? It's not a proper handheld and it's not a proper console and it's weak in both areas. I mean it's a piece of shit really and basically a Wii U 2.0 (although that is insulting to the Wii U) so the success is very surprising.

>>714170761 (OP)
>Journo reviews matter now

What do we think of the Pauline Bing-Bing Wahoo voice clips from all of this new gameplay?

>>714174472
All the signs were there early on, I predicted this shit before it came out, let alone if I had access to the kind of data huge companies has
Zero competition from any other handheld or any serious competition from other first party exclusives, Microsoft was already going downhill
All Nintendo games
Way better marketing day one
Great price, cheaper online compared to the competition makes it even more attractive to buy

>>714174131
The WiiU was pretty much the laughing stock of the industry, so everyone was hyper cautious, basically what
Honestly what I find even crazier is the fact Ubisoft was not only willing and able to make an exclusive, but an exclusive with the mario cast despite how badly they screwed over nintendo with rayman legends

>>714174705
Silly anon, only good games deserve sequels, not the bad ones!

>>714174348
Didn’t trannies make your last 3 PS5 *also on PC games

>>714174496
if you think MS would just fork over their IP without some massive strings attached you're a naive fool, nintendo has no reason to cut a deal for a license for a platformer mascot game dude

so is this essentially like super mario world 2, yoshi instead of mario? same team means the gameplay won't be radically different, sounds good to me?

>>714170761 (OP)
>1 (one) game for the Shitch poo
Congrats on your $500 tablet

>>714174523
ayo nice ass dk

Mario and rabbids was awesome

I am assuming this is banjo but with pauline instead of a bird.

We have already chosen our fantastic new beginning.

>>714173981
>>714173981
Bumping my own post because i really want to know if there is a voice language option.

>>714174895
we're up to two now. Try to keep up

>>714173006
They still don’t want you retards harassing them

>>714172397
Why can’t real life women look like this

>>714174015
This. It's almost a cert to be in the GOTY Nominee line-ups alongside E33 and Death Stranding 2.
Blue Prince will be the token indie game. Split Fiction will likely be there. Indiana Jones will likely round out the list so the orchestra gets to play the theme of it during the medley.

>>714174507
if anything it's the opposite
they're giving dk the odyssey 2/sandbox treatment because the next mario will go open world.

>>714174895
>1 (one) game
>Already more games than PS5
Snoybros...

>>714175021
We don't know yet. However the Spanish dub will definitely be superior

>>714175021
if all else fails, just switch your system to Japanese or play a Japanese account
but I remember Odyssey having one right?

>>714174716
At the time it was technically impressive even if weak. The idea of “handheld gaming” was still shit like the 3ds and vita, so the concept of console-level gaming on a handheld was seen as impressive for the time. Not so much nowadays as tech got better, but then it blew minds you could play BotW portably

>>714175135
Just wait until mp4 releases

>>714172308
Yep, Its kino.

>>714170761 (OP)
Here I guess.
Not sure if get on launch or not.
Looks great, but I'm still replaying BoTW and Odyssey then ToTK, with MKW on the side.
My main gaming PC hasn't been on in a month now.

It'll be interesting to see load times benchmarks across internal v. cart v. card

>>714171050
That's a massive fucking negative though. It's gonna be the same trash as odyssey where you walk three steps and OH BANANA, which is cuddling and boring

pauline singing is GIGA CRINGE holy christ

>>714175373
It looks like bananas are less frequently encountered than moons though. And they add to the skill tree thing so it couldn't be as bad as odyssey

>>714175728
nigger there are 77 banana is the first player alone

>>714175135
Blue Prince can fuck off. I liked that game less the closer I got to completing it. There's gotta be a more deserving indie by the end of the year

>>714170761 (OP)

Tendies decry GOW2018 for being a "casualized walking sim" even though it's a core gamer masterpiece all while eating up actual casual slop like Reddit Dong Bazinga where you get a treat every few seconds just for minimally exploring

>>714170761 (OP)
>Yes, well done Astrobot well done Astrobot HOWEVER

>>714171050
>Tendies like slop for kids
Jerking off to little girls isn't enough for you, you crave for your masters attention too?

>>714171713
The sound design is fucking excellent holy shit

>>714172308
Feel like I'm probably in the minority but I love Pauline's voice, super cute but not grating

>>714175882
Sony lost.

>>714170952
kek look at this seething tendie

Wokey Kong Pronounza

>>714175882
nu-GoW is not a walking sim and Odyssey was a similar format and is fantastic. Hating everything is a shitty personality trait

>>714175882
>GOW2018
>core gamer masterpiece
lol lmao. Complete Snoyfag meltie

>>714172764
Kremling Bananza
Don K. Kong

>>714171921
You wont, you will instead wait on yutube for that one angry sperg shitting on it to post a port of the nonono meme

>>714175882
Obvious bait is obvious

>>714176089
We have already chosen our fantastic beginning.

>>714170761 (OP)
It looks like fun, but I don't know how I'm gonna like the skill tree shit, game doesn't look like it needs it, bonus stats on costumes either.

>>714172764
Human

>>714172397
Seems like a double-edged sword, because a lot of it will almost certainly be her getting fucked by Donkey Kong.

>>714175882
You lost!

>>714174767
What if instead of being his kid, Mario just shows up at the end as another teenager? They grow into their adult forms after like a decade, a period not so long that you'd question why the Kongs haven't changed in appearance since then.

>>714174395
Microsoft would 100% be on-board with it: they'd get a game on their platform made by a dev team known for making hits and a cut of its revenue for use of their IP. The problem is that Nintendo would never agree to allocate their limited resources on an IP they don't own and isn't exclusive to their platform.

>>714174767
>This time we’re getting the big Mario series story/lore shakeup!
Don’t you fags ever get tired of being completely fucking wrong this?

HMMM

>>714175882
i like both thoughever....

>>714173256
Does Koizumi still produce games? I know he doesn't direct anymore, but at this point I figure he works more on the console hardware side.

>>714177034
what an intreme noninion

>>714175856
Same

>>714170761 (OP)
dk bros we're so back

>>714173930
I still feel bad that Yooka-Laylee ended up coming out the same year as Odyssey.

>>714175784
I cant even unserstand you gibberish

>>714171713
God damn.
Did any of the former Rare composers work on this?

>>714176889
There in lies the problem. No way nintendo’s gonna let the game they make be on microsoft’s platform and no way microsoft will let their own ip be exclusive to nintendo’s platform (at least not without a massive catch)

>>714177271
>dropped jontron over twitter bullshit
They deserved what they got.

>>714176506
You say that like that's a bad thing

>>714177271
A Hat in Time did just fine with a 2017 release. Maybe Yooka Laylee just wasn’t all that good.

>>714171604
Odyssey had pacing and content issues but the gameplay, level design, and sounds were A-grade

>>714174514
cute

https://streamable.com/th3p5a

>>714174564
>Now Nintendo is the only company in the business who has exclusives
Nintendo started out as a toy company decades before they got into video games. They know how to sell shit. Video games ARE toys after all.

>>714177635
Last time I checked, Pauline doesn't rap.

>>714170761 (OP)
Sloppy slop

ERRRM, What is she holding?!?!?

>>714177635
when was this shown?

buzzwordy buzzword

>>714177858
one of the preview vids

>>714177279
look who's talking

>>714174489
>Why is everyone but Nintendo a fucking idiot
They've got the most experience in the field.
>>714177538
>Maybe Yooka Laylee just wasn’t all that good.
It wasn't.

>>714170761 (OP)
>Made by the Odyssey team
Any potential interest I had just shattered.

>>714174674
Yeah, no, that's clearly a real xylophone.

namekian bananza

>>714172701
They could just be retconning things or just not caring. Because you’d also have to address when DK heart eyes over Pauline in the Mario vs DK games.

>>714177998
>It wasn't.
Yeah they went too far in replicating the 64 collectathon, they should have modernized it. Impossible Lair was kino though

>>714171537
This, stop beating around the bush and leak the final boss already.

>you can turn off pauline's commentary like the flowers from Wonder
well, will you?

>>714178261
cell bananza

>>714178261
never
will you switch to Japanese VO though

>>714177635
Man I hope file extraction is figured out one day cause I wanna get the raw osts ripped

>>714177857
why did they give a CHILD make up and sex eyes?
same with splatoon too, does Nintendo WANT me to be sexually attracted to children? because its working!

>>714178261
yeah, if I can I'll skip cutscenes too. last thing I need or want is bad voice acting in nintendo games, and they've been doing this shit since BoTW.

>>714178314
Probably not since all of the songs are in English anyway.

>>714177857
>>714173956

>>714178432
at least there's a music player
>>714178451
so far you can speed through dialogue

sayian bananza

TK

TRANNY KONG!

>>714171050
Rare Energy hmmmm

>>714178314

>>714178517
True. Would need to record and create a spliced looping ogg.

Donkey Kong is return to form!

>>714178443
take you meds pooner

>>714177769
rapping - black people:
> >:(
rapping - little girls:
> :D

>>714178443
They don't call em Ninpedos for nothing

>>714178584
We have already chosen our fantastic kong.

>>714178640
konichiwa

More woohoo.

>>714175191
>The idea of “handheld gaming” was still shit like the 3ds and vita
As it should be. You say that as if it is a bad thing. Both of those are very portable. The Switch isn't.
>console-level gaming
It's not really on that level though.
>it blew minds you could play BotW portably
BotW is a Wii U game. And it looks and runs... not great.

>>714172701
Nintendo does not give a shit about continuity. They have openly stated that story is literally the last thing they lock down. They come up with a gameplay idea first then come up with whatever to justify it. Fucking christ, they released an official timeline for Zelda before BotW, ignored it entirely for BotW, then BotW's direct sequel barely acknowledged BotW. Metroid is literally franchise where they even pretend to care.

>>714178847
Oh my god, Pauline is actually rule 63 Dante as a child.

>>714174131
I didn't think it was gonna flop per se, but I didn't expect the runaway success (COVID certainly helped). It was obvious it was gonna do better on the software side since Nintendo unified its console and handheld offerings and they could lean hard on the Wii U library since no one bought it

>>714170952
I very much doubt Bananza will win GotY over E33. But Bananza still looks fucking amazing, and if it somehow actually is better than E33 despite everything? Then that'd just be fucking amazing somehow.
But aside from being an autistic RPG with a classic design, E33 is also in part coincidentally vidya oscar bait. While Bananza looks like a very game heavy game game that doesn't even shy away from being silly to boot. That's usually an award-repellent in the circles of Keighley's shows.

But maybe Bananza will actually receive the praise it deserves in spite of (probably) not being a cinematic adventure?
I still bet E33 will win though. That said, I'd never cry over getting several amazing games in the same year.
In before Silksong takes the GotY.

https://youtu.be/ZcD3EW1WrHU
Pay attention to the sounds Pauline makes when launched out of the cannons.

>>714170952
I’m a tendie and I think E33 will probably be goty. People really like the anti-Ubisoft narrative surrounding it.

>>714176964
whats this?

>>714175728
>skill tree

Are you getting a Switch 2 for Pauline?

>>714177998
>It wasn't.
>>714177538
>Maybe Yooka Laylee just wasn’t all that good.
it was fine, nothing amazing but it was fine. It was deliberately crippled and unfairly tarnished by sloptubers wrongfully treating it as new banjo kazooie then being mad it didnt make them a kid again. Some even just outright lied about the game.

Theres literal shots of retards failing a jump on purpose and deliberately turning the camera to come up with fake reasons to dislike the game (NitroRad) which, is kind of what modern /v/ has become kek

Honestly seeing the deliberate false narrative people were spreading about that game being terrible, but I dont know who paid them off.
normally I dont shill autistic youtube retards, but this was a pretty eye opening
https://youtu.be/5W6joFepTZA?si=Ew2eUq4s-aUi3tTC

>>714178261
Muri muri!

>>714178669
Nothing they said was wrong.
They do keep giving makeup to children.
Have you seen the baby princesses in mario kart world? do NOT even try to tell me baby rosalina isnt dolled up and giving sex eyes.
Toddlers dont even know how to do that look, the look you only do when you are indicating imminent sex.

>>714179267
no not really, but when will you guys leak the ending?

>>714179267
>No yellow switch2 bundle
Dead game

>>714170761 (OP)
>Made by the Odyssey team

What possessed them to revive a dying franchise?
I guess DK just has a special place in their hearts because it was the first Nintendo game

>>714177271
God, I would fucking CREAM if MS/Rare gave the Odyssey crew the ok for a Banjo-Kazooie game.

It would be the ultimate satisfaction of never getting that Threeie GameCube game we could’ve had.

>>714179131
couldnt you have fucking marked the timestamp and cut the video for us instead of shilling your shitty channel?

>>714179601
It's not my channel.

>>714179267
already did, my friend
already did

>>714179267
WHY IS SHE BAREFOOT?

>>714179159
lore

>>714171785
Oh no the formula is actually fun? But it was supposed to be boring and repetitive. What will we do now sisters

>>714179228
>>714175728
its not a 'tree'
its just a page of upgrades, you stupid fucking zoomers.
Skill systems have existed since the 80s.

>>714172397
I can see fanart of Mario and other Nintendo characters chhandshaking DK at the Game Awards congratulating him, this is if Bananza wins GOTY 2025

>>714179482
japs are biologically weird anon, this is coomon news

>>714179738
yeah but i mean whats the context of this. do you find a lorebook lying around somewhere?

>>714179562
They got DK in their theme parks and Nintendo probably wanted to make a platformer with destruction and DK just happened to be the best fit

>>714179830
seems like it, some signs or items scattered

>>714171537
croc was never a cool villain.

her amiibo is up in the YOO KAY
I will be sure to suck on her feet and tribute them for /v/ when it arrives.

>>714171713
>pauline's laughs
She fucking loves Donkey Kong wrecking shit up!

>>714179947
This, hes a meme thats pushed by a dead fanbase who have nothing else going for them. He was never really iconic or special.
Only ever mentioned by the US fanbase, and even then it feels forced. The ice nords from tropical freeze were better designs anyway.

>>714172989
no one cares, kirk, thats what you get for being a retard and not securing rights.
its THEIR song, you, are merely an employee. A tool used to create music.
fucking entitled whiney faggot.

Holy shit the minecart mountain level looks so good and the music is fantastic

>>714171713
>Super modes have their own song.
What's this? Gunvolt?

>>714180237
K rool got in smash ultimate instead goonshley and fits in any setting, you will never be nippon

>>714180098
There's literally a website titled "Black Meat White Feet." Why would Nintendo do this?

>>714174221
>I REFUSE TO HAVE FUUUUN I MUST CONTRARIAAAAAAN
or
>harumpf, as a snoy, your success deeply offends me and so I must shit post!
which is it?

>>714179482
you’re insane

Look at all of those Bing-Bing Wahoos.

>>714172408
July is Donkey Kong Month

>>714179087
>>714179135
If DK scores a 96-98 metascore and doesn't win Goty, then the system is broke.

>>714175135
>Blue Prince will be the token indie game

It should've been Pipistrello...

>Grumpy Kong boss fight has a reptilian stone relief with one eye bigger than the other
They have to be fucking with people at this point lol

>>714181379
could it be actually happening

>>714181047
*kremling month

>>714179087
>While Bananza looks like a very game heavy game game that doesn't even shy away from being silly to boot. That's usually an award-repellent in the circles of Keighley's shows.
Astro Bot won last year.

>>714180998
ECHOES ACTO THREEEEE

What did Pauline mean by this?

>>714181379
And the liquid gold on its head is shaped like a crown. This boss alone is proof enough.

>>714172870
If K.Rool has a music persona, what would the name be?

I imagine a punk rock version:
Krooner K. Rooligan

why is there no zebra bananza preview? what secrets are they hiding?

>>714171713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqxwy3F4JEI&t=16m

At the 16 minute mark.
Is that genuinely Mori Calliope?
I thought people were just memeing.

Almost every DK game is incredible, this isn't new.

>>714181664
Probably don’t want to show more of the Zebra area yet.

>>714181507
I don't even care if he's in at this point these "could mozart still be alive" level collages make me smile. Fucking Gnawty just chilling in the corner

>>714181742
The ones made by Nintendo, sure.

>>714181515
Yeah. But Astro Bot was also first and foremost Playstation-nostalgia-bait.
It also features tons of Kojima's works. Giving the game tons of Keighley-credit.

>>714181507
lmao I like this image

>>714181892
Keighley seemed fairly distanced from Koji during SGF, I think the whole bromance was bs

>>714181507
CONFIRMADO

>>714181379
I don't doubt you but can you link the vid or image pls?

>>714181734
it is, pauline jr anons just refuse to accept it because it makes their clitties leak.

>>714171713
>that pad in the floor
>makes you feed gold to the living rock tree
This is so fucking DK64.

>>714181552
Wario's daughter.

>>714181850
what ones are even made by nintendo? the arcade games and like, Jungle Beat? all the best games (the country series) where all made by westerners

>>714181504
Eh probably not I remember how many people were clamoring for 3D DK to show up in Odyssey during New Donk City fireworks festival. I'll keep a guarded optimism

So do the banandium game help you progress or is it just for the skill tree and the game is actually somewhat linear?

>>714182092
She has more in common with Mario.
And Mario and Pauline Sr. were last seen flirting with eachother in Super Mario Odyssey.

>>714180998
Where is DK's semen meter?

if K. Rool is finalmente baus i give it 10 no matter what! and if no...it's 0!

>>714180518
>there will never be a joint-developed inticreates/nintendo gunvolt 3d adventure game
Would have been amazing. Maybe it exists in one universe even though it will never happen in ours.

>>714182018
See >>714181507 3rd image down on left side and around 19:20 mark >>714171713

>>714182092
Vile

thoughts?

>>714182407
Thanks. I can kinda see it...

>>714182205
Game is somewhat linear. You have the entrance to a layer and you have an exit. The path to the exit is easy to follow, but generally you'll need to complete another objective before being able to even get to the exit. Skills help with making things faster, but aren't needed to complete the game at all. The gems do open up challenge rooms, you'll need a certain number collected to open up some rooms, but that is only optional stuff. So it isn't going to be like with Odyssey, where you need so many moons to go to the next level. This game is just
>Reach layer
>Complete side objective
>Find Exit

>>714179482
God you are fucking retarded

>>714182607
The eye is flipped so I'm reaching a bit but it's fun IDC

>>714181552
She s an oldfag referencing old soulfull 4chan memes

>>714182573
Yup, that singing sounds like her 100%. So I'm on board. Treasure chests look like Demon Bull King. So that is another piece of the puzzle.

>>714172764
These fanart concepts are so sick

>>714172870
>Rockstar Bananaza

>>714182573
Debunked

>>714182886
holy fucking soul

>>714183001
proof? none so you WILL suffer v-kino vocals

>>714183264
Proof is her presence is nowhere to be seen or heard in any of these previews

>>714182886
the community is so gifted

>>714172068
>>714173956
>>714174514
>>714182219
Think of the size of the bananas she can put in her mouth

>>714182886
Actually what the fuck these are great
Nintendo won't put that much effort in but in all seriousnes HIRE THIS MAN

>>714183436
sorry that your precious lolislop is ruined anon, it’s ok to accept defeat.

>>714182886
According to the skills menu, there are two unseen bananzas.

>>714183596
Those would be the elephant and giraffe bananzas.

>>714183580
mindbroken

>>714181734
you people realise you can literally tell youtube what time to start from and it wil include it in the link, right?

>>714183693
Evidence?

>>714181742
but /v/ explicitly keeps telling me that the game sucks?
Why would they try to lie to me about the quality of a game?

>>714183751
>you people realise
And you realize that the URL I posted actually does have a timestamp attached to it, right? Or did you miss the "&t=16m"?

>>714183804
There's a kong layer, a zebra layer, and an ostrich layer.
There's also an elephant layer and a giraffe layer.

>>714181892
sony bonus, everyone knows the game awards are biased to anything sony probably because of some behind the scenes funding or, just that geoff grew up with sony games.

>>714183895
It's only one person saying the game sucks.
This board loves Donkey Kong Bananza.

>Want to be physical purist for big Nintendo games
>So very tempted to get this digitally for easy travel usage.
WHAT DO I DO?

>>714182886
this looks ugly ngl

>>714182886
>bananaza rambi
Should've been that over Zebra desu

>>714183751
>>714183973
You two know that, even if you tell youtube where to start, if you open the youtube in the 4chan viewer it won't work?

>>714171713
Souls slop shortcuts
Oh no no no bahahahahah

>>714184148
Lily pls.

>>714182734
cope you same fagging denialist.
It is 100% fact. Me thinks you doth protest too much, faggotnigger. Show your hard drive.

>>714184128
im a contrarian faggot by the way, I join discussions to say the opposite so I can farm (You)s

>>714184220
That's why I added the timestamp as well as writing the time in text in case people embedded the video without looking at the timestamp.

>>714183975
there are no actual giraffes in the giraffe layer

Not buying A switch 2 for one game.

>>714171749
You lost and got raped disgusting tranny

Final build will have ZERO frame drops
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1940074160874828144

>>714171749
>>714171771
Lmao subhuman snoys are seething

>>714182886
>Battletoad Bananza.
Now this is how you do a Rare reference.

>all the retards calling it goty
It’s a super Mario odyssey rehash right down to the moon collecting animations and structure, with ps3 graphics, 0 story, and gimmicky destruction worse than red faction guerilla, 0 challenge as well
Stop being retarded, it’s not goty, it’s another generic Nintendo platformer that’s going to get shilled by urinalists suffering from Nintendo bias
End of.

>>714184564
It's only one person.

>>714184443
If they put K Rool in I will. If K Rool gets a villain song to go with the music motif I will buy 2

>>714184628
>0 story

>>714184628
pauline fags weren’t buying the game anyway

>>714184628
It's GOTY. Cope and seethe, Snoyfag

>>714184770
pauline is the protagonist though

>schizo has started shitting up the thread with his retarded headcanon
Yep. Another melty

>>714184736
Pauline so angy

>>714184770
False

>>714181507
I missed autistic shizo collages like this ever since the last smash fighter was revealed
glad they're back, even if just for a little while

best game ever? What? Again?

>>714184628
>It's a rehash of a 9/10 platformer
This is bad...how?

>>714184989
She angy because the malicious one is invading our sacred thread, disrespecting Donkey Kong and accusing him of being woke.

>>714182886
Spider one looks like a Machamp

>>714184940
Bro wtf how

>>714184940
idgi

There are plenty of coincidences here...

>>714185073
least obvious falseflagger

>>714184991
>clitty is leaking

>>714170952
E33 is arguably the greatest game of all time though. This looks fun but you’re kidding yourself if you think it’s on the same level.

>>714184535
this niqqa stealth is one of the biggest tendies of all time

Coming Soon...

>>714182886
Artist is bromojumbo on Twitter. Here's some DK in Mario Power Ups he did.

>>714185261
imagine the cuckquean peach jokes

>>714185549

>>714185359
>E33 is arguably the greatest game of all time though
lmao

>>714185640
Last one.

>>714184030
you sure about that? every time its posted more than just one eric comes in to talk shit.
Its just cope, but its cope from the snoys and the steam deck folk, both of which are mad
it will be over, and also funny, when the game drops with a 97+ metacritic and 3 million sales in a month.

>>714179087
Won't ds 2 win

>>714184628
>red faction guerilla
caught in 4K, tourist.
Red faction Guerrilla didnt have terrain destruction. only building destruction.
its the old red factions with terrain destruction and it was painfully limited.
nice try, eric. Heres your (You), you pathetic sack of shit.

>>714181515
That doesn’t count because that was all part of a marketing campaign to try to make people forget Concord.

>>714170761 (OP)
This will be the next Donkey Kong 64

>>714185657
Best story in all of gaming, extremely well crafted visuals and soundtrack, amazing turn based combat, enthralling exploration. It’s just the full package. DK Bananza seems to do what it’s doing well, but its focus is simply on gameplay while neglecting other aspects.

>>714183456

>>714186139
i will assume that you are trolling or a teenager, E33 is basically final fantasy 8, hell, even the game creator state it.

>>714186119
DK64 was bad though, this seems great

>>714183456
think of the inevitable castration you will receive!

>>714171713
>Pauline can be put into tights
>still barefoot
HHHHNNNGG

>>714185261
>Bananza ending
>Pauline Jr. returns to her mom
>Cranky Kong asks who the father is
>Camera pans over to Mario
>*nervous laughter and scratching back of head*
>Iris Out fade in on Mario's face
>game over theme plays
>credits
I'd clap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghI1TaT-G4Q

>>714186119
DK64 was bad though, so yeah, i agree.

>>714184628
Mario Odyssey X Warioworld sounds amazing to me.
Maybe you just have shit taste in games?

>>714186583
voiced by mori calliope btw.

Look at Pauline's face structure here.

>>714179267
already had it for Mario kart, but DK Bananza is going to be my first switch 2 Physical copy because i want her in my collection

I don't play games for babies. Have fun manchildren.

>>714186139
>Best story in all of gaming
This is how I know you are young
Only someone who only knows games in recent years would claim that with a straight face.
That doesnt mean E33 is a bad story, but its hardly the best "in all of gaming" and funny thing is, even if it was, its been done before. Literally every part of that story is pulled from another product.
Again thats fine, but its pretty fucking obvious youre a teenager with next to no experience.

>>714185887
I wouldn't exactly be shocked if it wins GotY. Due to various biases.
But at the same time, Death Stranding 1 was already divisive and Death Stranding 2 might struggle to win people over even more. But we'll see.

>>714186584
>DK and Pauline beat K rool
>they go to New Donk City after Pauline makes her wish at the planet's core
>upon arrival the credits roll while theres a musical festival with all the characters interacting one more time
>just at the end, after the last credits, someone with a red cap comes out of a pipe
>sudden silence while everyone stares at him
>just when you think Mario will be revealed, it turns out to be Shigeru Miyamoto with Mario proportions
>music goes on, everyone cheers and they give him the spotlight with a mic to sing the final notes
>He smiles to the player and after clearing his throat, he says"we"re all gonna die one day"
>Thanks for playing!

>>714172397
Lauline is much hotter.

>>714186819
I was originally pegging MH wilds as a contender, the massive launch hype, the 1,300,000 players, the praise it got
but, then it became known how shit the performance is. It clearly lost whatever chance it had, maybe if they patched the performance within month 1 it couldve done it.
E33 is a strong contender and has the "fuck AAA" bias going for it.
DK or MKW I dont see happening. its not that theyre bad, but, you know.

>>714186817
It doesn’t matter if it’s been “done before”, what matters is the execution. And E33 nails the execution. Never encountered a game with better writing, and that include Disco Elysium and Planescape Torment.

>>714186742
source other than your festering axewound?

>>714186994
k rool is so much hotter

>>714187161
>projecting his fear, clitty flood

Even though this seems fun, it does make me kinda sad that we won’t get a new 3D Mario til the end of the generation.

there's this one niqqa on /v/ always glazing e33 hard and i think the niqqa itt is the same guy. this niqqa not tired of bouncing on that 7/10 ahh diq yet?

>>714187326
We got Odyssey and BF on Switch good to let DK get some action

>>714170761 (OP)
I have a switch 2, but I just dont want to play as a fucking monkey. In any game. Its just gay. Will pass on this one.

>>714187151
Holy cap. Disco Elysium shits on E33 with the worldbuilidng alone

>>714187315
I'm just asking for a source. Where's the projection?

>>714187151
you realise you are not the only human playing games, right?
it literally doesnt matter what YOU think, it absolutely matters if its been done before when judging a games ability to tell a story and before calling it "the best in all of gaming"
You cannot say that, you only know 0.3% of games. Youve only been playing modernslop.

if I just rewrote lord of the rings today, did I just write the greatest fantasy in all of books?

>>714187612
there isnt one, that anon is just mentally retarded and after (You)s
its an ego thing.

E33 is babby's first deep game

>>714172397
>Chest and shoulder freckles
HNNNNNNNNG!

>>714187612
scroll up.

>>714187757
basically.
everyone gets one growing up. E33 is for the teens of today.
>>714187781
>scroll up.
>still no proof
>just schizobabble
okay, its time for bed anon.

>>714187326
As always it's journos misreporting.
They've confirmed Nintendo EPD is developing Bananza. Odyssey was also developed by Nintendo EPD.
Nintendo EPD consists of multiple teams. There's no confirmation the same people working on Odyssey are working on Bananza now.

>>714185549
>>714185640
>>714185745
Looks cool, makes me want a donkey 3d world kind of game now

>>714170761 (OP)
Finally a Nintendo game where I can play as a nigger

>>714187740
you seem to hate mori getting confirmed, did she make fun of you on stream anon?

>>714175130
Because you fags call them fat

>>714170761 (OP)
It looks and runs like ass.

>>714187757
now you understand what you parent feel when you talked about ff7,8 and 9 during your teenage years

>>714187875
you can’t deny the inevitable forever anon, it’s time accept v-gem

>>714188007
We gamers have already chosen our fantastic new beginning.

>>714185409
he likes jrpgs and Nintendo makes jrpgs

>>714187781
So not confirmed then, got it.

>>714180079
when it arrives you better post 'ick on 'ong followed by a video of your hot glueing it

>>714186583
Holy fuck... Nintendo knew what they were doing!

>>714188481
>still denying it like a tard

>>714181734
>Is that genuinely Mori Calliope?
it's obviously not
>>714182047
>pauline jr anons just refuse to accept it
pauline jr anons are retarded too

>>714182047
What are you talking about?
I'm fine with Mori Calliope being in or not being in the game.

>>714188775
theory =/= confirmation. But you knew that

>>714181734
I think it might be

>>714188886
it is, lolifag clitties are leaking everywhere

>xe's now resorted to posting literally who faggots from xitter

>>714179947
>>714180237
Both of you kill yourselves immediately.

Another generic platformer

>>714185745
>ARMS Kong
based

>>714174507
I love 3D world so I would be happy with that

>>714189439
But enough about Astrobot

Another shitty Nintendo game.

FUD brigade is out in full force today huh

>>714181734
It doesn't even remotely sound like her, it's clearly the same VA Pauline has always had. Where is this Mori stuff even coming from?

>>714189735
sony won btw.

>>714189129
you're fucking deaf, mori has a gruffer voice

>>714190121
literally just one schizo trying to force it because he thinks it makes lolifags seethe or whatever

>>714187894
Any evidence of this?

>>714190121
doesn’t sound like paulines va or, you need meds anon.

>>714190228
>Donkey Kong Banaza's developer is "the same team that developed Super Mario Odyssey", Nintendo has told VGC.

>The news was confirmed during a media preview event for the Switch 2 game, in which it confirmed the studio behind the game is "based in Tokyo".

>Although it did not mention them by name, this seemingly confirms Nintendo EPD Tokyo as Bananza's developer.

>However, when asked for clarification, a Nintendo spokesperson would not clarify whether Odyssey's same creators were working on DK, or if it was a different team within the same company. Neither would it confirm the director of the game.
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-says-donkey-kong-bananzas-developer-is-the-same-team-as-super-mario-odyssey/

I still believe the rumor that this was made by SOME of the Odyssey devs and the next 3D Mario by Koizumi is still coming out soonish.
No way they would let an entire generation pass without a 3D Mario after how much Odyssey sold.

>>714190163
it’s mori, copium is unhealthy for you my fellow nintendie.

>>714190691
yeah you're definitely just baiting now

>>714190163
Different voice direction i’d suppose. Just cause it’s not exact doesn’t mean it isn’t her
>>714190121
Don’t have the image on me but tldr she made mention that she was working on some project that was inspired by journey to the west, along with the fact that she was starting to swear less given that this project would attract a lot of younger viewers to her channel (a younger audience, like those who play nintendo). Put together all the pieces together and mori calliope is the voice of pauline in DKB

>>714189795
No fucking way!??

>>714189129
Speak fucking English. I can't even comprehend what you're implying.

>>714191213
you sound like a middle schooler cursing like that.

>>714190842
>now
These schizo's have been at it since the launch trailer. Just ignore them and stop giving them (You)s

The British are invading the thread. Augh, save me Frenchman!

>>714184628
And E33 is turn based dogshit.

>>714171604
It's a good game made for children lol seethe harder

>>714172306
Become an alcohol

>>714171604
Correct, even nintendo knows this since they put them to work on this instead of odyssey 2

>>714185657
You're talking to a child who's first RPG he ever beat was E33. His Favorite YouTuber told him to play it and that it was win for the gamers. He's young and doesn't understand.

Am I crazy or has this entire thread, almost post for post, been done before?

>>714185359
Chrono Trigger, FFVI, FFX, Persona 5, and Final Fantasy Tactics all stomp it. You're a zoomy with no culture.

>>714192176
Welcome to /v/

>>714170761 (OP)
Its a 6/10 at best after Nintendo bonus. Keep coping.

>>714192176
no idea.

>>714185359
Mario & Luigi: Dream team is better though

>>714192440
>nintendo bonus meme in the year twenty twenty five

>>714189129
it's kate you deaf tard

>>714170761 (OP)
I was right here, having already preordered the game immediately after the DK Direct.

What did "Pauline" mean by this?

>Wrestlechad: Mori Calliope
>Asuka: /v/

>e33 paid shills move to next best ever fomo

>>714193881
When it turns out not to be true will you pretend like you didn't shit up the threads with your retarded headcanon

>>714193413
nope. copium is hard on you

>>714179087
I agree that E33 is vidya Oscarbait but if you think it's an autistic rpg with a classic design you're on crack. the main quest never pushes you to learn the turn based stuff or mess around with the lumina synergies even on the highest difficulty. all it forces you to actually engage with are the parry timings. two years from now none of the bots shilling E33 are going to remember a single turn based mechanic from any of the fights along the critical path, the only thing they'll be able to tell you about if you ask them about the game will be the attack strings and how they had a really weird parry timing and how some stuff they HAD to dodge and how they loved jump moves because they were easy. they won't talk about the main story challenges like an rpg, they'll talk about it the way people talk about souls bosses.

>>714192176
The activity makes the site look more attractive to advertisers, so you can do whatever and the jannies/mods won't lift a finger to stop you. Botting and spam are allowed so long as you don't do anything that might hurt Hiro's income.

>>714193890
What studio and game isn't fomo?

>>714181892
>It also features tons of Kojima's works. Giving the game tons of Keighley-credit.
You are a mentally ill spic.

>>714170952
>day insecurity

>>714171050
Truly rent free.

>>714194017
geg.

>>714186583

>>714173945
I never knew that the Japanese use "Jesus" as a superlative as well.

>>714181892
Keighley is also seething with rage Nintendo is ghosting his shitty shows.
No Nintendo game will win TGAs unless it's universally believed to be GOTY across the industry like BotW

>>714184628
Kill yourself ratatoskr shitspedition 33 was doodoo and you always talk like a jilted ex

>>714194359
>bots
Your meds. Take them.

>>714174767
Mario is a good father he taught her well

>IMG_

>>714194949
they usually don't but SEGA's filled with westaboos

>>714184628
All the white people that made expiration 33 love trans people and immigration :) they'd vomit if you ever asked to shake their hands

>>714185972
Nice forced meme.

>>714170761 (OP)
Oh is this when you guys start shilling for it pretending it's a revolutionary game and then ignoring it a week after launch like with Mario Kart?

>>714173945
>simple praise
>th-they kneel!
Why do Nintendo fags hate sega? Or is this something exclusive to salesfags?

>>714194359
It has a few hundred different lumina to mix and match with tons of weapons that are effectively different classes. It's pretty autistic.
And the overworld is a very classic element. As is the three party members in a row and the game being turnbased at all.

I admit that the game is somewhat easy but that doesn't exactly invalidate my claims. And for most of the game you can still skip ahead to challenge threats way ahead of the difficulty curve, and that does offer some decent level of challenge at least.
Defeating the Gargant before either of the Axons is pretty difficult. As is defeating the Sprong while still in Act2 etc etc.
Sadly all of act3 is kind of piss easy since the difficulty threats kind of stops scaling even after your own power just keeps escalating to the stars and beyond.
I don't buy the idea though that it's not autistic or that builds or whatever don't matter just because you could technically beat the entire game at level 1 and with no skills or lumina equipped. No matter how good your parrying skills are, good builds and strategies will still have a significant effect on how effective you are.

>>714174489
>3DS launch
>WiiU
>GameCube
>N64

>>714195418
they seethe whenever persona gets mentioned so yes,

>>714195098

>>714195292
All I ever said about Mario Kart World was that it's a lot better than 8.
But I've also repeated that I think 8 kind of sucks and that it's way fucking inferior to Double Dash.
At least World plays distinctly differently from Double Dash. And it's kind of fun to bounce on walls and rails.

>>714195619
does this mean jumpman and lady are pauline’s parents?

>>714195736
Donkey Kong Arcade was retconned by Donkey Kong '94.

>>714185359
>E33 is arguably the greatest game of all time though
Snoys are odd creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q7ZqqN_KHQ
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>714191834
Outside of Galaxy, they never do 2 mainline 3d mario's on one gen and never a direct sequel

>>714195884
that game didn’t sell well btw, you could argue that the dk there was cranky’s last day of youth

>>714196062
le heckina cultures brooo Waa hooo they arrr melting together bros Everyone uust having a bitta Fun FUn Fuuunn yahoooey!!!

>>714196062
D
K

>>714195979
god I hate modern day console war shitposters. you guys aren't even funny OR clever, Basedny is RIGHT THERE and yet you all chose to parrot the way worse name.

>>714196397
xD your in trouble now kid

>>714196062
>Pauline doing the chest beating at the end to copy DK
Holy cute

>>714179790
The girl from all dogs go to heaven was burned to death by her father.

>>714196845
bro your a tripfag? o_O;

>>714196062

>>714196062
Man. NoA sucks at advertising.
Even if I could be convinced to accept the overal theme and idea of the ad, why the fuck does it keep cutting back to zoom-ins on the player's face whenever she does these small expression changes?

>>714196920
Using the f slur is pedo coded btw.

>>714197196
wtf is U talmbout bro.. -.-

>>714184628
>It's a [really good game but better]
Cool

>>714196062
SOVLFUL ADVERTISING IS BACK

>>714170761 (OP)
his return is soon TM

>>714172308
I like the weird metallic looking vines.

kino

>>714198817
i like your cock... :)

>>714198924
i don't like you

>>714170761 (OP)
KCD 2 and E33 already mog everything that came out last year and Bananza will likely do it too. Hell even Death Stranding 2 sounds really good even if I'm not interested in it. I still think E33 will be GOTY but this is the most stacked year in a long time.