Thread 718183982

Who actually asked for this character?

>>718183982 (OP)
why doesn't she wear floofs at the very least
why does she have a supermodel face and makeup at 10yo

>>718183982 (OP)
idk

>>718184287
nigger

>>718184013
https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp

>>718183982 (OP)
fat fuck

>>718183982 (OP)
>>718184281
I don't normally care about the whole loli debate, but this character made me think there might really be something wrong with Japanese society at a fundamental level.

If the next game with adult Pauline doesn't have freckles I'm gonna fucking kill myself

>>718183982 (OP)
Noy i but i was surprised how not annoying and actually endearing i found her. Good team dynamic

>>718185134
>Game made for literal children
>Has a kid protagonist
>30+ y/o manchild cannot fathom why they would do this other than they're pedophiles targeting it at pedophiles because everything must be targeted at me I'm THE TENDIE
The levels of cope people to through to not admit they're playing games made for fucking toddlers.

>>718183982 (OP)
>not flat
What did nintendo mean by this?

why is she so fat

why do we have to ask for characters? Let people do what they want.

she come right outta jimmy neutron

>>718186603
She is not fat.
She looks like Mario.

she doesn't look like a kid, rather like a super deformed adult, but i don't know why

>>718183982 (OP)
Who asked for Donkey kong originally anyways?

Ninpedo

>>718183982 (OP)
>hourglass figure
>cat eyeliner
>mosquito bites
Ok this is epic

>>718186937
OK, and?

>>718186783
>Implying Mario isn't fat

>>718183982 (OP)
me actually.
I also asked for Zelda game.
also Peach game.
also Ashley game.

>>718186783
Mario is fat

>>718183982 (OP)
Me. I asked. I received.

>>718186937
brown hispanic hands typed this post

>>718184074
What do you mean

>>718184074
She's 13 she just looks 10, I'm jealous of the pedos here she's at an age where she should be fappable but then they drew her like a little kid

>>718183982 (OP)
me

>>718183982 (OP)
I spent 70 dollars on this loli

>>718184287
>the nose
FUCKING DIE.
https://derp.ibooru.org/2065473
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/6/14/2065473__suggestive_artist-colon-art-dash-2u_sunset+shimmer_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_arm+behind+back_barefoot_blindfold_bondage_breasts_comic_crossover_.jpg

>>718194791
Butt

Does she sing DK's rap at any point?

>>718183982 (OP)
Is there a reason why the switch 2 barely has exclusives?

>>718195531
Videogames take a long ass time to develop now, devs wouldn't have had their dev kits for very long at this point

>>718183982 (OP)
pedophiles

>>718183982 (OP)
When that box art leaked there were literally dozens upon dozens of anons here OUHing and desperately hoping it was real at all times.

>>718183982 (OP)
>we want this audience

>>718196036
and then they vanished when the game came out, what happened?

>>718189290
Mario's more in shape than you, he's got a vertical jump higher than his own height.

>>718196085
kino art

>>718193224
>>718195343
why did they make her soles so erotic

>>718183982 (OP)
Fat child erotic...

>>718195343
>>718194791
I need to commit a crime

Stop jerking off to underage children.

>see little girl
>immediately start thinking about sex
uhh

>>718186357
Japs are literally pedophiles though.

>>718186357
Same people shit their pants because comic books aimed at 12-18 year old boys have "sexualized" girls in them. These "people" are mentally ill subhumans.

>>718197181
I've been on /v/ for longer than 1 week, unlike you. I know what these threads devolve into when there's a picture of a little girl in the OP. Fuck off, newfag.

>>718196095
The actual design was ugly

>>718186937
huehuehue

>>718183982 (OP)
Japs and other pedophiles.

>>718197181
Why are brown men like this?

>>718197864
How?

>>718195531
by the end of the year it will have more exclusives than Xbox and Sony combined. By the start of next year that number will double. Quit being a retard

>>718197853
And you keep browsing them, huh

>>718199673
I heckin love playing wheelchair basketball!
Honestly thought, as much as I love some Nintendo exclusives, Switch gets zero third party games, you think Sony, Xbox or steam care about missing out on bing bing wahoo when they got the goty, cod, bf6 every year?

>>718193224
Wait.

>ending shows her with shoes on
>no shoes when she reappears post-game
What happened to her shoes?

>>718199431
That Vegeta ass hairline for one.

>>718183982 (OP)
I think there should be young, non-baby versions of all the mario characters

>>718183982 (OP)
Me, the number one SHIDDY Kong hater.

>>718200153
Is it just me or the perspective of the guitar broken???
The more I look at it, the less it makes sense.

>>718200153
She likes being barefoot

>>718183982 (OP)
Me

>>718200153
Oh shit. That guy on the left looks like he's about to offer her some candy.

>>718201027
Hey, Anon... You awake?

>>718183982 (OP)
Retarded looking Pillsbury doughboy looking toddler and nintendies jerk off to this

>>718200153
She just likes being barefoot

>>718184281
OH MY GOD PAULINE YOU CANT SAY THAT

>>718183982 (OP)
what a hideous creature

>>718183982 (OP)
I really did not like Pauline she made the game a 8/10 instead of an 9/10

>>718196085
Can't wait for these two to get added.

>>718196036
I wonder if it was originally planned for her to be freed a little later in the game before the leak

>>718203016
Did you play in EN or JP?

>>718203009
Did you mean to describe your own image?

>>718205753
is she better in jp?

>>718183982 (OP)
Miyamoto, probably.

>>718195531
It's been out for like two months.

>>718183982 (OP)
Is there a place to ask for characters now?

>>718206716
I didn't play EN so I can't compare but JP was nice.

>>718200153
>Regular ass humans live in the same world as cartoon gorillas and crocodiles and magic mushrooms
Mario's world is fucking weird.

>>718207136
Fitting for a setting based largely on Alice in Wonderland and Popeye in equal measure

>>718183982 (OP)
Scrappy Doo

>>718183982 (OP)
Can someone tell me if the game is worth it? Like, does it actually have challenging and engaging platforming in the post-game? My major issue with odyssey was how bloated the moon count is, and how a lot of them came from scavenging instead of some interesting platform challenge.

>>718207417
Alice in Wonderland?

>>718209053
The whole growth and shrinking thing and mushroom imagery were cited specifically for Alice with SMB1 to my memory

>>718209094
Nah, that seemed to be a misattribution according to Miyamoto.
https://www.nintendo.com/en-za/Iwata-Asks/Iwata-Asks-New-Super-Mario-Bros-Wii/Iwata-Asks-New-Super-Mario-Bros-Wii-Vol1/4-Letting-Everyone-Know-It-Was-A-Good-Mushroom/4-Letting-Everyone-Know-It-Was-A-Good-Mushroom-210863.html#:~:text=(laughs)-,Miyamoto:,That%20isn't%20the%20case.

>>718196095
what do you mean vanished? don't you remember this board was flooded with threads both sfw and nsfw?

>>718183982 (OP)
ESG companies like Black Rock

>>718185134
>>718186357
You sound like onions nu-male faggots projecting.

>>718183982 (OP)
/v/ and some other places were really lukewarm on Bananza's first trailer until the very second Pauline got leaked. It honestly makes me wonder if that Korean "leak" was intentional.

>>718195531
I don't think the Switch 2 is in a bad spot exclusive wise but I have noticed that they are drawing much more attention to the fact that it is retrocompatible than they did with earlier consoles.

>>718207417
Not every japanese thing is based on alice in wonderland.

What's with her weird echoey voice?

>>718183982 (OP)
>child bearing hips
>on a child
what did they mean by this

let's be honest would anyone have preferred odd sñrock for the entire game
at least kid pauline has charm

>>718218190
Oh yeah no if the choice is odd rock or pauline i definitely choose pauline.

>>718199673
i got a Switch 2 and it's beginning to look more like the Wii U 2

>>718207136
Don't forget, this canonically means Mario's world is bananas all the way down, too. No fucking wonder everything's so fucked, the radiation levels must be off the charts.

been slowly chipping away at the game with my wife. 2 player mode is fucking nuts, dude. i thought it was going to be another mario odyssey where player 2 was little timmy mode where you cant do shit. but i'm a goddamn machine gun ripping holes in the level and raping every single boss to death immediately.

>>718196085
What about the Hulk? where is his little girl?

>>718218394
There's a magical wish granting banana in the planet's core.

>>718218841
god was having a laugh for that one

>>718196085
The best!

>>718218841
>>718218892
>yo you know what would be sick!
>What my lord?
>Let's put a magical banana in the center of the planet!
>So you want a place shaped like a mushroom, and a banana in the core
>Yes.
>You need to stop taking those heaven drugs they are bad for you

>>718219025
>ild apist
What could that possibly mean?

>>718219036
god was definitely cooking here

>>718219091
Sometimes children need things clearly labelled, especially someone important like a child therapist!

>>718218841
>magical wish granting banana
Not quite. It's a divine banana-themed Ophanim. A literal banana angel.

>>718219194
>Ophanim
Ophanim are literally just wheels.

>>718219327
So is the Banandium Root. It's constantly shifting and spinning.

>>718219036
dont forget the crocodiles, the humans, every race in odyssey, the island shaped like a dolphin, the planets that are literally platforms in space, im starting to believe the mario world was a failed experiment or something from this hypothetical creator.

>>718207136
The New Donk City humans are a race called "New Donkians".