Holy shit I might be gay

is that the police chief from Zootopia?

this is nightmare fuel

>>713022527 (OP)
>might

>>713022527 (OP)
Not just gay but a furfag emphasis on FAG.

>all this cake
>photo mode

Damn those brown bananas look nasty. Have you ever tried a green one? Green like torn off the plant. Shit's as puckery as an unripe persimmon

I never understood the appeal of horse anthros but I see the vision with zebra dk

Switch turned their fanbase into a bunch of twink gay trannies.
Switch 2 turned them into furries.

>>713024185
Link was always a twink homo lal fairy, that started with OoT. Tendies have been furries since Starfox, so also the N64. All of this cancer started with the N64.

Sure if you don't think anything prior to the switch exists or anything way back on even the snes/n64

>>713022527 (OP)
>we will see lore-friendly DK horsecock porn in our lifetimes

>>713024330
Nope, you're just retarded, I remember scenes in oot where you almost fuck two sisters of different ages in a threesome, where you peep on geurdo bitches, where a kokokoro child wants your adult link COCK
What does botw do?
Crossdressing in a matriarchal society where you're lead around by a cock leash

>>713024185
It's clear they're now in their "nostalgia pandering-to-degenerate manchildren" phase and they aren't even attempting to hide it anymore. IMO this is why I belive a Star Fox revival is inevitable on the Switch 2.

>>713022527 (OP)
If you find that attractive, then yes, I guess you are.

>was always into DK
>customizable DK outfits, big super form DK with species swap alts, and a photo mode
>Cranky's confirmed present and Diddy's probably around somewhere too
I literally cannot stop fucking winning. The only way this could get better is if K. Rool shows up somewhere. God, I wish I wasn't too broke for a Switch 2.

>>713025327
Diddy and Dixie were in the direct. super briefly.

>>713025327
>krool shows up
>he also has forms
>all have his massive belly

IMAGINE

>>713023000
>copied genshin saurians
Kek.

>>713022527 (OP)
That's the one thing I didn't like. Why couldn't the transformations be different monkeys and apes? Is DK laying those eggs as an ostrich?

>>713025709
>genshill insect sees a zebra and somehow thinks it has anything to do with it's shitty gacha's bootleg digimons

>>713025637
I would legit cum buckets if K.Rool was modeled with this level of graphical fidelity, especially if he's jacked like the new DK forms but retains his fat gut.

>>713025709
what? that doesn't make sense.

>>713025807
It's supposed to be a play on the animal sections from the old DKC games.

>>713024803
I agree only because starfox is furry garbage and they're going to need a lot of it now to get that loyal sonic fanbase
So I predict
>much furrier pikmen
>legend of zelda: the veins of the goat guy's penis
>12 more donkey kong games
>at least 2 star foxes including some open world slop

you're on /v/ of course you're gay

>>713022527 (OP)
why do faggots always go 'teehee maybe I'm gay' MOTHERFUCKER YOU *ARE* GAY NO MAYBE ABOUT IT

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713024135
>>713024441
oh fuck what did you put in my brain today /v/...

>>713028858
trying to turn other people gay

Does anyone have that Wordsworth edit?

>>713029426

>still 0 art

What are signs you are gay?

>>713022527 (OP)
don't do it!

>>713022527 (OP)
>SPREAD YOUR ASS MARIO I'M GOING IN!!!!!!!

>>713029013
Blame nintendo.

Nintendo hired furries?

>>713022527 (OP)
Fuck off lmao

>>713029678
Wtf

>>713022597
I like the zebra from DK but it's got nothing on Chief Bogo I'm sorry

>>713029678
>patterns point directly to his ass crack

I don't like the weird stupid bananas on DK's transformations.

>>713030162
But that's the best part

>>713029703
Depends. did you consider 90s rare designs furry?

>>713022527 (OP)
>Holy shit I might be gay
What was your first clue, the fact you owned a nintendo console?

>>713030162
Me either, they're driving me bananas

need him in mario kart now

>>713024185
*pedos

>>713022527 (OP)
Donkey kong such a boring character they have to spice it up with a bunch of even worse furry pandering.

>>713030408
I need to eat his ass rn

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713023000
>>713029678
>>713030408
I want to show off my cock "dressed" like this, I'd even go through the body painting ...

>>713022527 (OP)
that reminds me of dragon quest 5

>>713026059
gachafags don't have brains

>>713025709
kill these people already

>>713022527 (OP)
This is seriously the most embarrassing way to come out of the closet.

this design is fucking terrible repulsive garbage, what the fuck how low are your fucking standards to accept it let alone find it appealing
it's some of the worst looking shit i have ever fucking seen and i actually like furshit

>>713032075
agreed. minus the furfag shit. It's baffling

>>713022527 (OP)
>I'm not normally attracted to men, but a horseman...

>>713022527 (OP)
Based DK disimproving "evolution"

>>713032075
Furry Barafags are a whole different breed, anon, you should know that as a fellow furshit appreciator.

>>713024330
>Started with OoT
wrong, faggot revisionist.
You will not overwrite Bishounen with femboy

>>713023000
weird that his monkey ultimate from has his buttcheeks out noticeable but the other animal forms don't

>>713022527 (OP)
nah, you are a furry, which is worse than a regular faggot

His bananza form already got porn
where's the zebra form porn?

>>713033482
this
they better deliver with zebracocks
I can't believe I typed this

>>713033482
it already exists.

zebragods, our time has come

>>713031101
Why are zoomers so obsessed with eating ass? It's fucking gross.

>>713034617
it's the logical conclusion of the anal madness millennials cultivated
>sticking your dick in an asshole is fine but licking it?? gross!

>>713022527 (OP)
Can already tell people are going to make a bunch of porn with this form raping Pauline with his big, erect zebra cock

>wonder had Mario and friends become elephants
>bananza has dk become a zebra, ostrich, and even bigger ape
What’s with Nintendo turning their characters into African animals as of late

>>713034990
As a millennial I also think anal is repulsive. Moreso after being bullied into it by an ex girlfriend.

>>713035096
someone already did...something, look in the usual site.

>>713029490
kek

>>713035096
>raping

As if it's not completely consensual.

>>713035161
probably used the all the stocks of Japanese animals already

>>713022527 (OP)
I hope there is a dino form so this is truly Banjo Tooie but with DK.

>>713022527 (OP)
literally the same face

>>713033984
That was fast

Nintendo should permanently replace DK with this new Zebra design

>>713035365
>>713029490

>>713035365
Is this from either of the OVAs or the game?

>donkey kong
>can transform into a donkey
holy shit.................

this game is banjo kazooie but with transforms. (more of them)

>>713026687
What about animal crossing and splatroon 4? Pokemon?

>>713024135
Not horse, but apparently giraffes are also gay as shit. I am sure you've seen the clip of one and a fence pole. If not just search on youtube for giraffe pole.

>>713035639
Since when a Zebra is a Donkey?

>>713033984
Sauce please pls

why does he have arrows pointing to his massive bubble butt?

>>713029551
Switch 2 is that much of a bomb

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713023000
>>713029678
>>713030408
>>713035987
pauline is going to get split in half...

>>713029838
I'd both.

>>713035958
https://bsky.app/profile/darckhumor.bsky.social/post/3lrvlxklzw22d

>>713029490
what a classic

>>713032075
He has a huge ass. Besides the hoofhands, what's the issue?

>>713036740
>troonsky
not bothering with his art unless it's on x or furaffinity

>>713036740
>tranysky
Please just post twitter content. Only trannies and mentally damaged furries went to bluesky

>>713037137
you cant be any faggier even if you tried, just log in there and click on your gay porn

>>713037275
but those were already the only people on twitter

>check 621
>only hyper shit
When are the real artist dropping their works?

>>713023000
SPANKEY KONG

>>713037137
>>713037275
Why does this generations have so many mind controlled rentfree retards.

>STRIPED comes to Donkey Kong
dios mio

>>713022527 (OP)
Too much Japanese content will do that

>>713037475
Ask all the mind controlled retards that went to bluesky because orange man and elon bad

>>713037567
As opposed to refusing to click a link because Elon is your lord and savior

>>713037137
>>713037275
then don't bother asking.

>>713037619
Not even Elon is as big as a faggot as whoever uses Bluesky

>>713037619
And leaving twitter because someone told you to is good because….? Lol

>>713037716
Who said I left Twitter?
I use both because I'm not mentally ill and I dont give a shit which retarded cesspool an image is hosted, it's full of all the same dumbasses as you no matter where you go anyway.

>theres people on /v/ that use bluesky
Shit posting aside. Why? Is just twitter but with way few people and without the fun
If you use politics as an answer just dont reply

>>713037345
>>713037475
if someone deliberately moves to a dead platform out of spite they deserve to die with it. Normal people won't bother creating an account on a redundant and inferior website because of retarded politics
the vast majority of artists already crawled back after realizing they lost over half of their interactions even after doing scummy shit like posting cropped pics on x shilling the full version on troonsky

>>713037856
Because there's porn on it. That was easy.
Now let's see you answer why you refuse to click on bluesky without using politics. Your turn.

>>713037987
Why would I create an account on a website I wont use at all? You know you need an account to see adult content there, right?

>>713037891
Your blog post doesn't have anything to do with what I said because I you just wanted somebody to read your single digit IQ rants for once in your life.

>>713038037
Don't answer a question with a question. If you're too lazy you can just say so.

>>713022527 (OP)
nah

>>713037275
It's sort of annoying seeing gay furries pretending to be normal or look down on anyone else when LITERALLY the only reason you're tolerated now is because groups more annoying and less sane than you somehow managed to emerge.

>>713038168
Anon lets not going that far. We are not that great either

>asks for source
>gets source
>"no not like this"

op picrel is the gayest shit I have literally ever seen if this was your gay awakening I don't think you've seen gachimuchi ever

>>713038298
kek

>>713022527 (OP)
Ok Nintendo is definitely getting sued over this blatant copyright infringement, right?

>>713038298
Being a gay furfag while also obsessing over site politics is just too sad. Like pick a struggle, do you want people to hate you for your weird fetish or do you want people to hate you because you're so autistic you attach feelings and politics to a single link.

>>713022527 (OP)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BEING A FUCKING DISGUSTING FAGGOT

>>713038320
>you think that's gay? I'll show you REAL gay!!!
this wasn't meant as a competition Anon

>>713038393
Please for the love of God give me sex with DK

>>713035240
>guzreuef
Nice looking forward to more

>>713038298
it's called having standards
if all you have to offer is garbage then just don't offer anything

>>713038538
Im so sorry that he didn't know the link would trigger you kid.

>>713033482
People jerk off to DK!?

>>713038596
And...?

>>713038649
Imagine the handjobs

>>713038538
>if all you have to offer is garbage
where do you think we are? nigger where do you think we fucking are?

>blue sky link
>check profile
>pronouns in bio
every single time

>>713038538
I'm sowwy Anon you couldn't find the horsecock the way you wanted

>>713038538
You're a gay retard on 4chan, you have no standards.

>>713038720
I just use bluesky for porn I have no idea why people are so autistic over its existence

The absolute madman did it again

>>713038808
He has standards for what he chooses to bitch about that. That standard being "everything."

Just knowing that fat pc gaming slobs can't experience this makes it twice as good.

Lets be honest here
You just went to bluesky because every furry were parroting it like retards. It wasn't even your choice

>so mindbroken by culture war slop that seeing a link to a website makes you go into a huge meltdown
>the link in question was posted because of gay furry porn in the first place
embarrassing behavior from culture war niggers

imagine the monkey handfeet footjobs

>>713038913
If I give a twitter link will you stop crying
https://x.com/CursedMarked/status/1935362550654468337
There, your favorite site, now dry your tears.

>>713038875
artists depend on people seeing what they spent hours drawing, not the other way around
if you go out of the way moving because you're bitter, most people aren't going to bother following you when there's already a perfectly functional platform everyone uses

>>713038913
I went to bluesky because 90% of my posts engagement was from boob women with PU$$Y IN BIO, yes i would rather get 15 likes from real people than 150 from bots, cry about it

>>713039050
Life is so hard.

>>713038969
>why are you making such a big deal? I'm not triggered by culture war, you are
and then 41% of you kill yourselves and blame us for triggering you

>>713039039
>I concede
I accept it. Thank you

>>713039050
twitter isn't perfectly functional though and you're forgetting about the period of time where elon R. musk was removing features and fucking with the site's functionality on a whim like fucking public likes (extremely important for discovering new artists)

Walrus Bananza form.

how does someone crying about a link derail a thread this bad?

>>713039039
>cursedmarked
Please take your link away

>>713039050
I never had a twitter account and when people were moving to bluesky I decided to make one. seriously though why are you having an actual temper tantrum over it just existing.
like holy shit dude you're gayer than everyone ITT

>>713039162
>has no argument
>"uhhh YWNBAW"
can we skip the tranny calling? I think we can all agree that no tranny would have any interest in the subject of this thread, be real

>>713037037
the design is fucking vile, face is ugly as shit, proportions are horrid, it's just disgusting in every way

This thread is making me realize gay men are actually worse than trannies.
>inb4 "they're the same thing"

>>713039251
The number of sane furfags who can keep their composure keeps getting smaller and smaller. Just nothing but manchildren like >>713039263 now.

>>713039337
Dat ass tho

>>713035987
>dad walks in

>>713039251
because it's fucking absurd that a fag asking for the source of a gay furry pic is seething because someone linked to a site that he considers too woke.
its fine to hate bluesky but having an autistic meltdown is just absurd

>>713039370
There are no sane furfags. They're all ticking time bombs.

>>713039443
I'm sane. Relatively. I can at least click a link without having a meltie so I feel pretty good by comparison.

>>713023000
Stop the fighting and please tell me I am not the only one who loves the size of his back, ass and legs

>>713039364
they all act like vapid autistic woman why are you surprised at this revelation

>>713039251
engaging with retarded minds can be rather fascinating and entertaining to some, see: chris-chan

>>713039214
you mean the period of time when the far left was fearmongering about x becoming unusable and shilling bluesky as the great savior, like in the end x isn't the same as it always been with the only changes of adding readers notes to fight misinformation, removing all the tranny mods banning anything that went against their narrative, and making likes personal as they were always meant to be. If you want to share shit you use retweets

>>713039432
If you are on bluesky you are a shitlib, end of discussion. Don't say you aren't, don't try to do this half-assed "w-well I'm still le based anon" routine, you fucking do not belong here and are at odds with all of /v/. Might as well admit you have a Resetera account, too.

>>713022527 (OP)
I get that they don't want to completely remove DK's base moveset during the transformations, or have this system be too similar to Odyssey's captures but I really do wish they worked more like the animal barrel transformations where you turned into the animal straight up, instead of these weird humanoid ape hybrids.

>>713030408
Need to spank his ass just for the fun of it

>>713039515
>if wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

>>713035161
Panda DK would’ve been interesting

>>713039331
excuse me? transmen are the pillar of the furry/bara community, you f*ckin' chud

>thread went from gay furry porn to /pol/ with a single post
I love this site

>>713039515
>muh right wing safe space
kill yourself

>>713039585
Oh, got it. The typical shitlib tactic of not having an argument and just making your opposition look like a whiny baby. Meanwhile you're such a mental infant you are incapable of realizing being on a site infested with shitlibs, made by a shitlib, considered by the entire Internet as a shitlib echo chamber, does not suddenly make you also a shitlib.

>>713039748
>Oh, wah wah wah wah wah

>>713022527 (OP)

>>713039515
Youre not going to stop me from visiting the site for porn. Jesus man, have some fucking control of yourself, youre like the most emotionally unstable fag right now.

>>713039502
>making likes personal as they were always meant to be
thank you for coming out as a fucking retard whose brain has rotted away completely due to culture war garbage just like that, please do the world a favor and kill yourself nigger

>>713039735
It's depressing seeing people this stupid but it's also a confidence booster knowing I'll never be as bad as anons like >>713039748

>>713039660
To be fair no one was gonna fuck that thing anyway so getting rid of the breasts may have made their life easier.

>>713039743
>If you aren't a shitlib you're a hecking alt-right neo-nazi
Find a better argument.

>>713039854
>kill yourself
sorry, but I'm not going to appropriate trans culture

>>713038146
Those Hips

>>713039748
>gaslighting intensifies

>>713039954
you're already pretty much a tranny, you probably use the sharty too like the stupid underage nigger you are

>>713039735
likely bots responding to bait. Always remember nothing is real anymore on 4chan. The thread started as organic but all it takes is a trigger word and it gets flooded with prawns.

POST MORE DONK NIGGAS FUCK THE BOTS

>>713039860
Ah, yes. I'm a stupid retard for having convictions and you're above everything. You don't have anything substantive to add to the discussion, you're just another shitlib faggot who calls anyone he disagrees with /pol/ while posting le epic reaction images while you quietly seethe.

>>713040046
>whines about people getting triggered by websites
>brings up a completely different website out of nowhere because it triggers him

>poltards shitting their diapers over a link
They really are the biggest snowflakes

Not even sure how to process this thread currently

>>713022527 (OP)
What a stupid fucking game

>>713040059
At first I thought there'd be no way it's bots but after >>713040094's 5th blog post in a row that nobody is reading more than 5 words of, Im not so sure anymore.

>>713039939
why are you conflating all right wingers with alt-right neo nazis anon? Are you trying to say that the statement that liberals don't belong here ISN'T right wing? If that's true, welcome Comrade to the movement!

>>713039660
Who is this? This is fucking horrible.

>>713040128
>>713039162

>>713040094
wow you suck red jew cock instead of blue jew cock, now that is truly having convictions

>>713040132
DK is cute and that's all that matters once this thread is gone.

>>713037829
You consume twice the social media and somehow we're the retards

>>713040094
the conviction to cry really hard on about a website on another website. slacktivism at it's finest, keep up the bad work soldier

>>713022527 (OP)
I need him 300lbs fatter with a belly for me to hump and be pinned under.

>>713040224
*porn
You consume half the porn because scary bird.

>>713040128
literally right wing SJWs

>Anyone who doesn't like me being a flaming fucking faggot is a bot, apparently
All you're doing is trying to shut down the entire discussion because you can't just admit you're retarded for openly using Bluesky while posting on /v/.

>>713040128
>>713040114
>>713039735
>asks for Donkey Kong's zebra/horsecock
>the absolute fucking red line is the origin of an unrelated platform
I fucking love /v/

>>713040332
We're all just laughing at you.

>refuse to use a website made specifically for bitter culture war
>trannies have a suicidal meltdown accusing you of instigating culture war
kek

>>713039515
imagine giving a shit about 'board culture' and fitting in on an anonymous website

I'm fucking dying.

>>713040224
is this the part where we pretend this isn't a piece of social media that primarily gets mad at things people post on other social media

>>713040283
I don't use either that was my point you fucking ape

There's already a husbando thread up, let's just migrate there.

>>713040457
Oh, ok, so you get significantly less porn. You're even worse off thanI thought. Boorus don't capture everything.

>>713040417
So that makes it a good idea to just consoom all social media? Seek help for the brainrot champ.

>>713040160
Any post I make will now be disregarded by you as coming from a bot because it personally offends you.
That's actually insane. Take a step back from the computer and realize how much of a pussy you sound like.
Or don't, retort by insisting I MUST not be a real person because *checks notes* I called you a faggot leftist who doesn't belong on /v/. Which is what you are.

>>713040457
so why did you ask for a source in the first place when 90% of artists nowadays use dogshit microblogging websites instead of actual art ones?

>>713040536
>say I dont read more than a few words
>writes another paragraph anyway
Gee

>>713039515
If you don't want the sauce just don't ask for it

DAYUUMMMMM THAT MUNKY GOT A GYATT!!!!

>>713040541
Take your meds bro I just got to this thread

>>713040164
a transman, he's valid and more of a man than you cis men are

yep, its a shartytranny having a meltdown

>>713040625
And we're all worse off for it.

ZAMN!

>>713040527
no, it makes it a bad idea to act smug about anyone else's social media consumption at all retard.

>tranny gets BTFO
>starts spamming naked niggers

>>713040571
Keep seething while pretending you're above it all. If you aren't reading my posts just don't reply fag.

>>713040708
Yeah things were fucking terrifiic here before big brained anon spanked your ass
Lmao

GYAAATTTT DAYUMMMNNN!!!!!

What the actual fuck is happening

>>713040829
Can always get worse.

>>713040164
A person that can't consent groomed into the tranny body horror self mutilation cult

>>713040790
Bluesky is a shitlib platform, if we were talking about Truth Social or some other right-wing meme site you'd be singing a completely different tune.

>>713040790
Just moderate your social media consumption please ok

>>713040818
Wow, brevity. It's learning.

>>713040859
gay furries throwing hissyfits at each other over a social media website

DAT MUNKY BUTT GOT ME WILDIN

>completely mindbroken
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>>713040283
>implying half of artists are on bluesky only
only a small minority use that shithole exclusively, and these few are mentally ill troons so no one is going to miss them

>>713040634
That person is obviously incapable of consenting to whatever gender reassignment was forced on them. They're being abused by their caretaker. Please tell who they are. The people who've done this need to be exposed.

>>713040885
>oh yeah, you're just like me but of the WRONG flavor
I do not care if you like truth social anon, though you CLEARLY care if anyone uses bluesky. quit projecting

>>713040804
What's weird is that I've posted some of these before. Like, a long long time ago. This random meltdown anon kept them all this time for years?

HOLY SHIIEEEEET!

>>713040868
That's what I'm saying man let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes

>>713040989
Was that the issue? The ratio?

>>713040989
you'll miss them because you need to go into their spaces to acquire screenshots to circlejerk over here

I have seen DK's future, all you have to do is look at the past.

>>713040914
You mean regular people calling out gay furfags and watching them twist into knots and act like jerking off to men is somehow normal behavior
They're also quite open about using leftist social media, but it's okay because uhhh they don't post wojaks or something

ayo....

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713022597
>>713029838
I was telling my therapist about 4chan
She's had to do research on it
None of her research has told her JUST HOW FUCKING GAY YOU FAGGOTS ARE JESUS CHRIST
WHY IS 4CHAN SO FUCKING GAY

>>713041104
>the guy spamming about bsky was straight and never even wanted it all along
Somehow Im not surprised.

>>713041104
you are delusional if you think seething over a social media website on 4chan makes you a regular person

>>713041123
>suddenly

>>713041184
You are delusional if you thought this thread was ever good

>>713040859
something truly incredible that sadly won't get immortalized in an epic screenshot collage because of gay erasure, how fleeting and sad the drama of fags is in a mostly homophobic website

>YOU MUST USE OUR WEBSITE
I won't do anything

>>713041104
>enters a thread about bara furshit
>asks for the source of bara furshit art
>chimps out because the link is of the wrong dogshit microblogging website type
>uhm actually i'm NOT a gay furfag i'm just calling you out

>>713041257
It was, for the first 50 posts or so.

>>713041274
correct, I won't use twitter
OMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>713041310
sage

>>713041257
obviously it wasn't, most threads on here aren't good anon. you got any more positions of mine you want to fabricate to badly defend yourself with?

>>713032075
It's not made for us, anon. One of my friends is a gay furry and I already know he's going to lose his mind over this (If he hasn't found it already). You would be shocked if you knew just how many people are into this.

>>713041310
Bruh ain't no way frfr no cap ong cuz is wafflin

>>713041184
>Everyone on 4chan is a loser including me and you!
Now this is real projection lmao

>>713040997
"Grifters" covered this in the past, I'm pretty sure it's well documented

woops wrong picture

>>713041402
>everyone
but I'm not seething over a social media website, so obviously I'm not included in that. you're a loser AND stupid it would appear.

>>713041383
Well I think you're pretty gay there's another for ya

>>713040997
no one will do shit, more people will get transed and there's nothing anyone can do about it

>>713041414
Ok, thank you. This shit honestly breaks my heart.

>>713041284
I came into the thread after whoever asked for the link, you're confusing me with some other anon.
This is an unproductive conversation either way, sorry if I actually hurt your gay faggot feefees but you should know better not to post troon sites on here.

>>713041483
you would know considering the impetus of your meltdown

>>713041502
The USAID money well ran dry, trannyfication will slowly dwindle down

>>713041502
actually a lot has already been done about it, every day new legislature gets passed preventing anyone from trying to coerce minors into abusive mutilation

>>713041552
I made one post and got roped into some autistic shitfling and I just rolled with it

>>713041539
>no posting troon sites allowed - man on a board that has been posting retardera threads on here since before it was even retardera
huh?

trannyism is on the way out
the future is fat gay niggers

I need DK to protect me from anons with his huge striped muscled hoof arms

>>713041709
The other 2 forms are better though.

only the fattest and gayest niggers

>>713022527 (OP)

girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>713041767
Ah yes, the mythical "bbc" kek

>>713041745
the bird form is trash
all bird furries are complete garbage since beaks and bird legs look like shit

aaaaaand thread ruined

>>713022527 (OP)
How is this what turns you gay if you're presumably straight and attracted to femininity? how can you be straight for like 20 years and THIS, something so masculine, is your first step into homosexuality? I don't get it. Either you'd be gay from the get go or your first realization would be more feminine.

don't think i've seen a meltdown this bad in...ever

>>713026059
Genshin players have only ever played Genshin.
Y'know that "I'm getting Boss Baby vibes" tweet? It's just that.

>this thread

>>713042034
>>713041781 conveniently appearing tells me it's probably mostly 1 anon who's been seething ever since the OP.

>>713042034
i have, he did it the exact same way with the same images in another thread

>trannies getting genuinely surprised because people don't want to use their echo chamber
they're so disconnected from reality it's hilarious

>>713029838
Cutie.

>>713036294
Same.

>>713040164
its the average /v/ poster

>>713042157
Yeah I bet you're great at cross-referencing gay porn

>literally as this thread was happening JD Vance announced that he made a bsky account
lol

>>713042241
Based

>>713041816

>>713041539
that's even more embarrassing

>>713042241
Does Disney have the balls to make them a canon gay couple in 2025? If they weren't retarded they would have released the movie years ago when they could have gotten away with it with less pushback, but then again, furries are so accepting of gay shit it might not make much of a dent in the box office, added to repeat viewings plus the fact gay cute animals are nicer to look at than icky gay humans so they're an easier sell.

>>713042331
based chud destroying the little safe space troons have

>>713041835
People who make posts like that are usually larping. Using the same format to be uploaded to Reddit and Twitter for their dopamine intake.

amazing how you can automatically tell a bunch of degenerates are probably already making cartoon porn about this game.

>fag asks for fag furry porn source
>decides to throw a fit because it was from fag site B and not fag site A or C
lol

>>713043248
Wow, it's almost like...every game ever.

>>713043368
>>713040392

>>713043248
A bunch of degenerates are making cartoon porn of this. Why is that amazing?
Rule 34 isn't just the name of a website

>>713043440
except concord

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713023000
wtf did they do to donkey kong why is he a horse now
this is the equivalent of that elephant upgrade in the new mario game

>>713043498
sorry Anon I'll make some horsecocks for you on a your safespace instead

>>713029678
>>713029846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkIsPppe_E4

>>713043368
His parents probably shit in his cheerios again.

>>713043736
Last I checked horsecocks aren't political

>>713043786
Amazing observation, you're not as retarded as we thought.

>>713041767
>>713041452
Our new 'ick on 'eck poster? Cause I'm all here for it

>>713043736
x is the default site everyone uses because it just works, bluesky was specifically made as the safe space to hide from x. Don't bother pretending it's the opposite

>>713042331
There's no way that man isn't gay as fuck. The eyeshadow, the strange and frequent insistence on the concept of "normal gay." The late in life Catholic conversion. And a million other little things.

>>713043498
Surely, even if you weren't the guy that asked for source, you can see how retarded it is to chimp out over a link to a faggot/tranny site when the reason said link is posted is to share the source of faggot art which someone asked for.

>>713043890
I dont like that I share similar tastes with this meltie autist. I feel embarrassed on his behalf.

>>713041123
4chan users are mostly closet gays and eggs

>>713044108
you are chimping out because people don't want to use your shitty politics site

If THAT'S the thing that makes you realize you're gay, then all your friends and family already knew to begin with.

>>713041452
Is this Donkey Kong?

>>713044291
>people
It's just you with a phone.

>>713044067
A site you have to log into shouldn't be the default. Having an account for either is faggy as hell and x was miles better when it was twitter

>>713022527 (OP)
test

>>713044483
yeah but it was worse for culture war ragebaiting and jeet bot farming back then and that's really what's important faggot

>>713042731
I hope they don't. Bogo being canonically gay would be very unattractive.

>>713043868
Don't play smart with me you fucking WORM

>>713044291
no one told you to use it you faggot, you asked "where did this image come from", you got the answer "it came from this place", and then you had a meltdown over the sheer mention of the place existing
if you're so butthurt over it existing all you needed to do was not click the link but no, you got genuinely triggered at the words even existing in front of your eyes
look in the mirror, what little hair you have is turning tumblrina blue already

>>713044093
its refreshingly honestly. we've come full circle where even conservatives are now allowed to be gay in their own way. still a scumbag tho.

>>713022527 (OP)
I really do not like any of Donkey Kong's designs in this game. His base form or the transformations. They are all weird and off-putting.
Only tolerable designs are the mostly unchanged Rare characters (Cranky, Diddy, Dixie) and the villains which are decent.
Even Pauline looks kinda odd.

>>713046439
If that's the case, he's in a Hell of a beard situation with the Indian wife and three half-Indian kids. which is actually another point in favor of him being closeted and self-hating as fuck.

>>713046845
thats a fate worse than being a conservative gayboi dayum. wouldnt that make him bi though

>>713022527 (OP)
>mfw that faggot 2snacks finally gets a videogame from Nintendo

how is this thread still up, should have been nuked after the derail

>>713047174
I'm a conservative homo and I don't mind since I don't care for liberal bullshit going on in the world. Not in a "chud" way, but in a "We need to prioritize our own self interests and not focus on policing the world in favor of the satan state of israel"

>>713040132
>we want the dreamworks audience

>>713048606
sounds fair desu. i think the liberal bs is imporant but i think it just needs to take a serious breather for a while, since there is a lot more important shit going on rn than just fag-rights. keep the rules around but shift the priorities imo.

>>713024556
>>713032585
You jerked off to the feminine Link didn't you?

>>713036018
Nah

>>713024803
>now
Nintendo has always been for degenerate manchildren. Normal people played Sony or Microsoft.

>>713046439
>>713046845
>>713048606
>>713049835
You need conversion therapy. We've been over this.

>>713048576
>implying mods give a fuck
How charming.

>/v/ is filled with degenerate furfags
>/co/ has harem threads with hot sexy women
Oh how the tables have turned.

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713023000
That design looks horrifically fucking ugly. holy shit.

>>713048606
There's no bigger satan state than America, especially after the raids.

>>713048576
Im sorry your outrage didnt work.

>>713052189
This is just depressing to look at nowadays. Talk about a downfall.

>>713052349

>>713051709
Victory has never tasted sweeter.

“Alright, girls; you all ready for the big day?” asked Wendy.

“We should be by the time you get back,” replied Frankie as she pulled her hair up into it’s usual ponytailed state. “It’s not the shortest walk from the infirmary from here. We should all be done once you get back with the guest of honor.”

Wendy nodded, surveying the scene in front of her. The last couple of days had been fairly rough for her for a number of reasons, not the least of which was having her boyfriend drugged and dragged around camp to be used as a toy for most of the ladies who resided there. Even now, she suspected that the nurses at the infirmary might be administering a few last “tests” to make sure Dipper was ready to be checked out even after an overnight stay. That’s why Wendy was determined to make sure Dipper’s congratulation party for everything he had accomplished over the last few days - from his acceptance into the camp’s hero program proper, to his newfound studly reputation around Camp W.O.O.D.Y. - was something that his internet history suggested would blow him out of the water: an orgy with multiple redheads in skimpy lingerie.

Frankie Foster had gone the extra mile with golden hoop earrings and a light touch of lipstick, wearing something fetching and black with a similar pair draped on the bed next to her for Barbara Gordon once she finished toweling off. Zoey was just finishing putting on her pair, a faded army green; Wendy herself was wearing a vibrant red number under her usual flannel; and a subdued brown pair was… nowhere to be seen.

“Uh, guys?” asked Wendy. “Where’s the lace we got for Starfire?”

>>713025521
>Diddy curling his tail around Dixie
Damn he do be like that

>>713052451
Was it /co/fags who were mad at this thread all along?

>>713052912
“Probably halfway to the cafeteria if I had to guess,” mused Kim, who was finishing up the laces on her boots. “She was digging around the fridge while I was having breakfast and just flew off, asking me if I wanted her to pick up anything. She’ll probably be back way before your little party gets started.”

“Alright. Did she at least have other clothes on over them?”

“Nnnnope.”

Wendy could do little but sigh wistfully, smiling as she rolled her eyes.

“I envy her lack of shame. Y’know, you’re welcome to join in if you’d like. Could be fun~”

“Hmmm… tempting, buuuut I think I’ll pass.” replied Kim as she smoothed out her shirt. Much like Wendy, Kim was one of the few campers who prefered keeping to a single partner - or at least a single man. “Besides, today is my turn to run CQC drills down at the training center, so I wouldn’t be able to come even if I wanted to.”

“Well, that depends - is Ron training with you?”

>>713052957
Probably; they're still butthurt over get beat by /v/ in the tournaments and someone linked this thread from /tnt/. /co/ is just obsessed with /v/ in general.

>>713030408
I really, really hope they give DK something in Mario Kart World he only has one costume, fucking Lakitu has more costumes than he does for some reason

>>713026687
For you, anon.
If anyone wants to fix the spacing be my guest.

>>713023000
you just know, also checked

>>713029490
heh

>>713053013
“You know what I mean, Wendy. Though, come to think, I do need to stop by the infirmary real quick to pick up a new First Aid Kit in case any of the trainees get roughed up during today’s drills. I can deliver a message to Dipper if you’d like - give you more time to get everything set up here.”

“Aww, dude, that’d be sick! Think you could let us know when he’s on his way?”

“No problem. Catch you guys later.”

A quick fist bump later, and Kim was out the door on her way to the Camp W.O.O.D.Y. infirmary, leaving behind the sound of Wendy leading the others in laying down rose petals, scented candles, and whatever else Wendy imagined would turn Cabin 3 into a wonderland of seduction and gaussian filters. All in all, it only took Kim about 5 minutes to reach the Infirmary, where her mother, Dr. Ann Possible, was looking slightly frazzled from behind the front desk.

“Hey mom. Are you doing alright?”

“Hm? Oh, yes, Kimmie, I’m fine. If you’re thinking there’s some sort of ‘sitch’ here…”

“I was just about to say you look like you’re heading into ‘sitch’ territory. Is everything okay?”

“Oh, just a little short staffed right now, mainly thanks to our ‘guest of honor’ over in Room 6”

Indeed, from the moment Kim had walked in, there was a faint squeaking on the bed accompanied by heavy breathing and moans.

“Yeah, Wendy said that the nurses might be running some ‘tests’ on Dipper - but if you’re left to handle all the work-”

“Those aren’t the Joys.”

“Wait, what?”

“The Joys are all resting in the main examination room from having run their ‘tests’ late last night.

>>713038146
yes, YES!

>>713052349
DK was born wearing his tie?

Speaking of monkeyfuck....

>>713055212
Umbilical cord Round the neck...
That's why he's retarded

>retarded /co/fags spamming dogshit fanfic
lol

>>713056094
/co/ fags are still mad they lost lol

>>713022527 (OP)
>>713023000
Eugh.
>>713056094
>virus-20
Why is he still around?

>>713056094
So cute

>>713029490
Mint

>>713056094
>>713057149
It's one schizo /co/ doesn't even like.

I voted for Trump and use Bluesky for porn cause I have my beliefs but don't make them my entire personality unlike some of the /pol/tards here.

These are the same faggots from the Spyro thread. I hate you.

homos get the rope

>>713052451
>>713051709
fuck you
i'm tired of getting banned from /co/ for saying i want to fuck bluey and elinor

>>713058083
Well Bluey and Elinor are property of Dipper so it was a justified ban...

>>713022527 (OP)
the rapehorse raping loli porn will be legendary

>>713058261
fuck you
dipper is such a beta cuck
he could have fucked toddler wendy when he time traveled but he pussied out like a bitch

>>713058359
Only in your dreams.

>>713035161
I wonder what continent gorillas live on

>>713038596
People jerk off to __Kirby___ this is a sick world.

>>713059601
For me its Dedede

>>713039432
>because someone linked to a site that he considers too antiwhite.
fixed.
also bluesky IS antiwhite so rot in Hell.

>>713034617
>Why are zoomers so obsessed with eating ass? It's fucking gross
Depends on your hygiene. Although some don't mind.

>>713022527 (OP)
Real zebras are better.

>>713040132
>Icee DK + soft server Pauline
Game will have a lot of soul that these fags on /v/ will seethe over

>>713048064
2snacks will never make another pony animation. He's too focused on vtuber shit since covid or before then.

>>713046845
Vance is obviously antiwhite.
He proclaims such with glee ffs.
Anyone following or rooting for vance is a fucking retard.
Trump should just made Don Jr. his VP.

>>713056004
*pukes*

>>713056094
he'll be the real final villain manipulating void kong.

>>713037275
I went to Bluesky because the Twitter I was using got deleted as a bot (I wasn't a bot) and also the bots were the only ones interacting with my posts and I got tired of it.

>>713059694
Based

>>713063220
Saved.

>>713029490
I fucking love you, I was thinking about this

>>713059694
Do you remember the "Deedee drooling while eating" thing? It's probably been over a decade ago but some prominent website was selling shit with Deedee fucking a waddledee.

>>713063487
Ive been a Dededefag longer than anyone else, I very much remember.

>>713025709
>genshit groompact player is a retard
grim. such many cases

>>713063291
Same to you.

>>713038146
>dat clipping

>>713022527 (OP)
well then what are you waiting for? kill yourself already

>>713053124
DK themed dlc is gonna 100% happen, they'll add Diddy, Dixie, Funky, Loline and new costumes for DK

>>713064351
You first.

>>713029490
Whats this a reference too?

>>713043368
Imagine being judged by a woman with a napkin on her head

>>713052412
need a dk an pauline version of this

>>713038879
Based

>713051709

>>713022527 (OP)
>gorillas have tiny dicks
>turn into a horse
woah what did nintendo mean by this?

Tranny thread.

>>713037275
twitter is just as bad you zoomer newfag

>asking for literal gay horsecock porn instead of just going onto r34
>lose your shit because sauce is on a "gay tranny" website
this thread has my sides in orbit holy shit
https://youtu.be/QT13kk8HDDo?si=PJEBeLoMj2EAaekV

>furfag thread detailed because of trannysky
Based. You get what you deserve, troonies.

>>713066493
Didnt stop me from jerking off to DK

>>713066960
nick wilde mating press

>>713066229
even horsefags are above trannies
hell, literally every single human being is above trannies

>>713067190
>even trannies are above trannies

why are bluesky users so insecure and easy to trigger?

why are twitter users constantly looking for attention?

>>713067620
>minority trying to generalize the majority
lol, it's like vegans trying to call out meat eaters, aka normal people

>>713022527 (OP)
You're OP anon, we always knew you were a faggot.

>>713067773
And here's one now.

>>713064576
Very old hentai from a 00ss, this was a meme back then. This is a horse-guy wanna rape our main anime witch heroine.

>>713046830
Autism