Reminder that they made him look weak, homosexual, and effeminate on purpose. You aren't allowed to have masculine role models anymore.

>>713167747 (OP)
>cartoon gorilla
>masculine role models

Fucking lmao. If Nintendo characters were ever what you claim, then why did you and the rest of the Nintendo cult turn troons?

>children's cartoon cartoon characters gets a minor design change
>white nationalists: THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU!

>>713167747 (OP)
>nooo you can't be expressive you need to be stoic and reserved!!!
muslim behaviour. new dk is WHITE

what are you gonna do about it gaijin?

>>713167902
It's ragebait nigger fuck you losers fall for this every single time

>>713167747 (OP)
lmao wtf is that on the right kys

>>713167747 (OP)
>Reminder that they made him look weak, homosexual, and effeminate on purpose.
It better reflects the playerbase

>This DK design does not inspire me to die for Israel

END OF BAIT RINE

---------------------------------

DO NOT CROSS RINE

>>713167956
>IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE A SCHIZOPHRENIC RETARD

>>713168054
... yeah that's the point. Dumbfuck.

>>713167747 (OP)
I think they did that so people forget that he first appeared as a rapist.

>>713167908
are you retarded in real life you fucking idiot? the OP image proves that he can be expressive without looking transgender.

>>713168112
whatever helps you cope retard

>>713167957
he's called donkey kong. one of the most iconic characters in video games. the left is some woke calarts abomination.

>>713168162
>without looking transgender.
LMFAO right looks like a FtM tranny holding down xer emotions faggot

>>713168248
I'm the one coping when you willingly take bait slop threads at face value and screech and piss your pants at level-headed people calling you a mental defect. Cringe leftoid fueled by hatred and rage has to take it out his childhood trauma on 4chan :(

>>713167957
*left
sorry got an aneurysm after sucking so much cock

>>713167747 (OP)
He’s sexy and you know it

>>713168430
post the other one, you know it

>>713168258
woke because he looks black now? He was always black. kys before you go crazy running out of things to complain about.
>>713168480
my condolences

>>713168493
I'm not gay or a furry. You're just proving my point. This design is for freaks like you.

>>713168575
>gorilla
>"he was always black"
Can't believe leftists are more racists than your out of the mill /pol/ nazi.

>>713167747 (OP)
Just looking at new Shrek design already tells me it's going to suck. I expect this is no different

>>713167747 (OP)
I dont care about bananza and dont know if this is a cherrypicked shot ot not, but with this screenshot i must say that i personally dont like how his mouth opens so wide you see most if his gums, and his teeth being visible and static
Here's a little tip on making facial expressions more appealing, anons, both in 3D and 2D - conform the teeth to the mouth shape as much as possible and try to not show too much of them, unless your character is deliberately grimacing. It increases the readability of the mouth and overall looks better than just keeping them in place.

Thats the reason why many rigs for characters have bones for moving teeth by the way.

>>713168575
woke because they deliberately made his features softer and less masculine? obviously? why are you pretending to be blind?

>>713168762
Forgot to mention that the edited kong on the right does actually follow that rule, making his expression less weird but still conveying the same emotion

When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

>>713168430
The oooh wokenana gets me every time

>>713168410
meds

>>713168430
The LGBTBBQWERTY tie is what does it for me. Imagine if Nintendo included that as a cosmetic in the actual game. It would overshadow all discussion of the gameplay and graphics.

It's like they lobotomized Donkey Kong.

>>713167747 (OP)
True. They did the same thing to Link. Something is going wrong at Nintendo bro. Its just not right anymore

>>713168430
>st*pid

>>713167747 (OP)
Imagine looking up to a monkey, god having no father must suck

How has no one referred to him as Dontey Kong yet?

>>713167747 (OP)
Your role models are cartoon monkeys from children's games?

>>713167747 (OP)
He can destory entire mountain ranges with his bear hands. Go back to /pol/. Mot that you're masculine anyway. I'd have your fatass on the ground in one swing.

>>713169693
They never had a role model, that's why they ended up like this

>>713167747 (OP)
I agree

>>713167747 (OP)
it was a massive SOULFUL visual upgrade so seethe harder, faggot.

>>713168509
>he literally says "sips drink"
lmao

>>713167747 (OP)
The one on the left looks like a ftm tranny. The one on the right looks like donkey kong

>>713167747 (OP)
Anon it's Donkey Kong who the hell saw him as a role model?

>>713167747 (OP)
He doesn't look effeminate, he just looks dopey.

>>713169870
it's forced soul

>>713169870
>babyfication is soul

>>713168430
lmao

>>713169549
>It's real
omg I didn't remember this. But, to be fair, BOTW Link is a lot weaker than usual.

>>713170029
>old good new bad
grandpa-san...

>>713169997
This. Seth Rogen is not my DK.

>>713167747 (OP)
How is right more masculine than left?

>>713168015

DING DONG DONKEY KONG BANNU

>>713168668
>White man ready to die for israel accuses blacks of being controlled by the jews
I genuinely don't understand the logic you people are governed by.

>>713167747 (OP)
>HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH

>>713169693
>Your role models are cartoon monkeys from children's games?

You gotta problem with that? Or am I gonna have to scream and throw my faeces at you?

>>713170215
Masculine these days means ingesting horse semen for added testosterone

>>713168430
>>713168509
Who made these

>>713170470
this is such obvious homo bait

Here's your new and improved Donkey Kong!
Doesn't it make you wanna buy a Switch 2?

>>713167747 (OP)
I don't care.

>>713170785
OH BA-NA-NA! So heckin kino and soulful xD

>>713170785
No. This is just dogshit Seth Rogen faggotry in DK form. It looks fucking awful and NOA needs a fucking purging of this sort of shit and burnt to the fucking ground and rebuilt, just to keep the DEI tiny-hat cult of Satan's chosen kicked the fuck out and banned for life.

>>713170836
cared enough to post

>>713168410
Pretending it's bait doesn't work when you retards make these kinds of threads unironically all the time.

>>713167902
this but unironically

I genuinely can't tell if people are actually upset about this redesign or if it's just shitposting.

>>713167747 (OP)
>effeminate
How

>>713168430
>>713168509
i really can't agrue with that. even if i wanted to. the facts are just too strong

>>713171161
see >>713170785

>>713170785
Funny how woketards will on one hand tell you it's a children's game and you're a loser for discussing it and then on the other hand be completely fine with him doing a literal ahegao face. Hmm interesting.

>>713170785
DK would never look or act like this. Hell, Diddy wouldn't even look or act like this. Wtf is this garbage?
This is what they intend to launch the Switch 2 with? Holy kek I hope they have SMM3 right around the corner.

Every time I think I can get used to the new design I see a new retarded face like >>713169441 or I remember the weird sex face they give him >>713170785. No way this design wasn't done by some foul furry. He looks like an inflated gay monkey.

>>713171210
>only women can express excitement and happiness
You leftoids are fucking weird.

>>713171065
I get that you're a zoomer that only knows DK as the silly gorilla in Mario Kart and Smash, but some of us grew up with this character and yeah it's annoying to see an iconic design replaced by ugly woke DEI shit.

>>713171318
Who are you talking to? Not a single "woketard" I know likes this design. Do you mean redditors? Because that's honestly a different classification of subhuman.

>>713170785
>inb4 someone replaces the bananas with cocks

>>713171447
So it's shitposting? Got it. Thanks for making it clear.

>>713167747 (OP)
Cry more facebooktard

>>713168768
JamalK eats old DK for breakfast. Cope and admit Mario Kart and this game should have switched prices and get fucked by green bananas.

>>713171065
I think people are being genuine. I can barely tolerate this design half the time and then he makes some weird expression and it feels disgusting.

>>713171385
>DK would never look or act like this
Meanwhile in reality.

>>713171579
You mother was shitposting when she shat your retarded ass out

>>713171668
That's at least retarded. I can deal with a retarded DK. This new DK is fruity as fuck mixed with retarded.

>>713171065
If you like this redesign you're either a faggot or a redditor (probably both). Nobody asked for DK to be turned into a söy drinking effeminate steven universe character.

>>713168430
I can't tell what this strawman is aimed at.
This would make Kelly blush.

>>713167902
It is a downgrade tho. Who is this dk for? Were they trying to make him uglier to fit with furries idea of what a beautiful monkey is?
The design has a clear furry design to it.

What's with this fake, ridiculous outrage putting all this nonsense onto the DK game?
Where does it come from?

>>713171836
>Who is this dk for?
The Modern Audience™

>>713171729
>This new DK is fruity as fuck mixed with retarded.
So basically you're saying you're gay for an ape.

>>713171912
>Where does it come from?
Jealousy. Their company isn't as big or isn't doing as well so they have to make other ones look less attractive to make them lose fans and look better by comparison

>>713169870
we're so back to pre-rare era

>>713168430
>kidnapped in 2 out of the 3 OG DKC games
Wow, so based

>>713171912
Why do you people only seem to be bothered by negative hype? When it's unbridled positivity I never see you complain.

What's crazy is despite all this effort shitposting about DK being turned into a fag, I genuinely like the design, and it's only been growing on me.

>>713171964
The show was basically zesty black people. Like seeing a guy wear a skirt, think he's gay but realize he's Scottish and wearing a kilt so it's alright.

>>713171912
I don’t know, but it’s fucking funny seeing people call this “DEI” shit
Like at that point you have to be fucking baiting on purpose to make those who just think it’s shit look bad, right? You can’t actually be serious

>>713171912
I'm convinced there's an autism surrounding animal type characters.
I've seen it with Sonic.
Pokemon too.
Crash.
Yoshi gets made fun of all the time.
Fucking Ratchet.
And now here.

>>713172165
describe what you like about it without using the word expressive

>>713172092
NTA but anything positive here gets called a shilling campaign and anyone who likes anything not released 20 years ago is called woke or a parent. /v/ is the last place on earth to say people don't react to positivity and hype frequently.

>>713169870
>Finger Nails

Lmao

>>713172165
Yea we know, you said the same thing about Concord

>>713171912
>>713172039
>>713172165
>>713172226
>>713172236
Natural and organic posts.

>>713172226
I don't think they're shitposting. I legitimately think they're that fucking retarded. Everything is woke to them.

>>713171912
People who don't play video games manufacturing a reason to complain.

>>713172092
There's no such thing as negative hype, that's just ignoring it like how everyone here ignores Sony's unless there's something hilariously bad about it.

This is a glorified raid made by people who are mad that Nintendo exists.

>>713171912
Bananza is going to be the best-selling DK, and that makes some people upset

>>713172412
Thank you.

>>713171912
Is it one bot replying to this post or multiple?

>>713172435
>There's no such thing as negative hype
You must be new here

>>713167747 (OP)
That's not Donkey Kong. That's cranky Kong, or at least it should be, considering the timeline. This game should take place before the original Donkey Kong game.

Please tell me the final boss is Mario and you have to defeat him by throwing barrels at him. Who am I kidding, Nintendo doesn't have the soul for something like that.

>>713172529
I hadn't have breakfast yet so probably not.

>>713172435
>surprised that people don't ignore a franchise they're already invested in
do you...play video games?

>>713172165
You sound just like the poketards

>>713172563
No, we've seen Cranky in the game. I don't fucking know what's going on beyond some weird retcon shit or time shenanigans.

>>713172582
>replying to a bot

>>713172376
Gorillas have nails

>>713172591
Watching a let's play for country 2 doesn't make you "invested" in the franchise.

The mini campaign against this game is the phoniest shit I've ever seen.

>>713172634
We're all bots anon.
Right?

>>713167747 (OP)
>gorilla role model
You are brown

>>713167747 (OP)
>DK
>role model
WHEN did your dad go out to buy those smokes?

>>713168162
>nuKong looks like transgender!
Trans derangement syndrome if I ever saw one.

>>713167747 (OP)
>>713168430
>>713168509
Tendies never fail to deliver

>>713172786
Well why do people try so hard to diminish Astro Bot's prominence?

>>713171229

>>713167747 (OP)
What most don't want to admit is that is that Nintendo has been infested with DEI for a while. You guys are just now seeing the build up of it. From throwing Mario and Link into dresses to feminist Zelda, to more bossy girls Peach and even Rosalina. Now they're doing the same to Pauline and turning DK into a "safe" male character. And don't get me started on Splatoon.

It's been a slow boiling frog phenomenon for a while. Just admit Nintendo got bitten by the woke bug.

>>713173225
Nintendo went woke when they allowed Gamefreak to make a playable girl character in pokemon.

>>713173314
Game Freak balanced it by making girls sexy.

>>713172165
I think I like his redesign better in Bananza than Mario Kart World, that’s the best way I can put it

>skill trees
>equipment
>gliding
>questionable skins added
It's so fucking weird, all it's missing is stealth and it'd basically following the cookie cutter AAA formula that every company is using.

>>713173225
>Nintendo has been infested with DEI for a while.
If they were then the majority of the games they've put out since iwata died wouldn't have had a damsel in distress.

>>713174478
It took a bit for it to creep up. They took all masks off when the Switch came out.

It's over.

>>713167747 (OP)
>doomguy

>>713172412
>>713172521
And the people pining for when Donkey Kong had a masculine, emotionless face aren't giddily enjoying their easiest bait posting in a while?

>>713167747 (OP)
>funny monkey
>masculine role model
?????? ???????? ????

>>713174713
that's a father figure to all the little diddys out there

>>713174537
Aptly named console, isn't it.

>>713174674
?

Cry about it some more.

>>713168430
kek

>>713167895
>>713167902
>>713169635
>>713169693

>>713174713
Cartoons can be role models, at least in conceptual aspects.

I'M A METAL HEAD A METAL A METAL A METAL HEAD A METAL HEAD

donkey kong woke pronouns

>>713174902
So how does this actually matter then?

I can believe tendies would defend this faggot ass redesign.

>>713175162
If you think it doesn't matter, fine. But why are you still here if you don't care?

>>713167747 (OP)
>right

>>713175374
Answer the question, bitch. How does it matter?

>>713175374
That's not answering my question.

Why are chuds so mentally ill?

>>713175613
They invested their personality into mass media while also having the opinion that the people who make mass media should also all lose their jobs.

Right looks he got lobotomized

>>713174587
>BlackRock is the 2nd highest shareholder of Nintendo
That explains why they've become so woke recently.

>>713167747 (OP)
You're a retarded faggot snoy. Kys

>>713175497
>>713175523
Why do I need to answer your question if you don't care? It doesn't matter what my answer is, you've already decided you're just going to say "it's not important," because your whole argument depends on you not caring. It's a colossal waste of time.
If you don't care, then just shut up and go away. Don't waste everyone's time with a question you already have an answer to.

>>713168430
Donkey Kong Country literally starts because his banana hoard was stolen dumbass, of course he likes bananas

>>713167747 (OP)
>they made him look weak, homosexual, and effeminate
So they modeled him after your average nintendo fanboy?

>>713175738
I didnt even know they could have a japanese office there. They literally have TWO shareholdings. It's so diabolical.

>>713175167
They'll defend the low effort visuals and shitty gameplay too

>>713175845
>Why do I need to answer your question if you don't care?
I've stated no such thing. I am simply a third party asking for more info.

>>713175893
>>713175894
>those animations
>those textures
>that shiny ass plastic look

>meanwhile, super mario galaxy

What the fuck is going on at nintendo

>>713167747 (OP)
>they made him look weak
Post rare DK destroying a mountain.

>>713173157
The Gold designs are better

>>713174902
>Fallacy Fallacy
>When the accusation of a fallacious aspect in an argument makes it not logical or valid to use in full context, thus itself being fallacious as it's purely used to invalidate the argument.

or long story short, are you gonna say anything that goes against them you retard?

>>713167747 (OP)
I don't see it, he looks like gorilla? What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking schizo american.

>>713176059
This game has fully destructable environments?
If so I'll buy a Switch 2.

>>713176059
thats just retard strength showmanship. wreck it ralph was the same, which is ironic cause he's the posterboy for safe soi strong character.

>>713174902
>I am a teenager

>>713173157
The gold/modern look is better and the old ninja kids look like grandma chibi bobbleheads.

>>713175374
Hoping I can make one of you things kill yourself over a cartoon children's video toy character not looking the way you want

>>713168112
Get some new material

>>713175845
>if you don’t care about my ragebait you are not my target audience and should go away

lol no shit retard, but things don’t work that way, since you’re still here, being an annoying piece of shit

>>713176182
Anon, that's the main gameplay mechanic we've seen for the game.

>>713171912
>What's with this fake, ridiculous outrage
people on this board were pissed about the DK redesign when they showed 5 pixels of him at the nintendo switch 2 trailer
this isnt inorganic fake or forced lmao

>>713176179
>Euro and SEA time
>but the Americans

>>713176434
I don't watch slop directs

>>713176179
Seriously? You see no difference between this and that zesty femboy?

>>713173157
The only unforgiveable thing about gold is that they nerfed Mona's tits and took her croptop

>>713176498
Why do femboys scare you, tranny?

>>713176462
Cool, it was in the first trailer too.

Why is he constantly sticking his disgusting tongue out? That's the one part I can't accept

>>713176531
>watching advertisements willingly

>>713175894
Thank goodness the little shoulder creature said "Huh? A banana?". I wouldn't have seen it otherwise. Also thank goodness the game says "Objective: Find bananas" in the corner. I would have forgotten otherwise.

>>713176231
Post rare DK destroying a mountain.

>>713176571
It signals to zoomers that he's FUN and SILLY
Zoomers and Gen Alpha grew up on Tiktok/Musicly/Vine where everyone makes exaggerated facial expressions

>>713176231
>he's WEAK
>gets btfo
>o-ok, he's just RETARD strong
come on, man

>>713174537
>They took all masks off when the Switch came out.
The system with tons of sexy girls, damsels in distress and a ban on all things political?

>>713176660
>where everyone makes exaggerated facial expressions
I mean that's a pretty stock detail with cartoons in the last three decades in general.

>>713176821
Your example is a joke, which is doubly funny when you remember everyone in Spongebob is underwater.
Nintendo is just doing it to show he's GOOFY and SILLY and FUN with no further purpose behind it

>>713167747 (OP)
"they made him look weak" holy fucking nitpicking

>>713176908
>>713176908
>which is doubly funny when you remember everyone in Spongebob is underwater.
What does that have to do with anything? It's just a setting.

>>713175893
Did you also know that they aren't actually Nintendo shareholders?

they had it perfect

>>713176631
he could punch through the entire earth, it will never make him cool. he has zero cool factor.

>>713176997
Wowie zowie! It's just like my cartoon animes!

>>713173080
It's amazing how many /v/irgins seem to be the foremost experts on everything transgender, even instinctually knowing what constitutes a transgender look or action. All while viciously and vehemently crying about how much they hate trannies.

>>713177118
Are you saying Goku isn't fucking cool?

>>713177031

>>713174902
>appeal to triviality
retard. every fallacy is just a strawman in disguise.

>>713167747 (OP)
We wont have a single decent thread for this game?

>>713167747 (OP)
Next month, you'll be complaining that Mario and Pauline are back together and that Peach is just Mario's friend.

Oh wait...

>>713176997
>give him god of war rage modes
>also add god of war skill trees
>and equipment
>give big gruff donkey kong a child to look after
i can't believe nintendo is making donk of war

>>713176498
You posted a real gorilla.

>>713167747 (OP)
>You aren't allowed to have masculine role models anymore.

>>713177262
Discussion threads will be pretty chill. This is just easy bait.

>>713167747 (OP)
even more weak than in the Donkey Kong Country TV show from the late-90s?

>>713177213
That example is a joke removed from facial expression.
Facial features have nothing to do with being underwater unless you want to say that Krabs tears are so briny that they can exist in water, but again that's far removed from most facial features.

>>713177163
>Goku
omg yes! perfect example of the kind of quirk chungus vibe nu-DK has.
>he's a le heckin silly goofball, but if you piss him off he'll kick your ass, chud!
sooooo cringe.

>>713177397
What are tears made of, anon?

This whole "modern dk is effeminate" angle is so fucking retarded. Do you faggots even believe half of the shit you post anymore?

>>713168430
So according to this, Donkey Kong never liked bananas in the Rare era and despite everything we've watched in the announcement and direct DK doesn't punch, kick, tear apart, obliterate, and mangle everything he sees in Bananza.

The design itself is fine imo I just wish they would allow him to actually have a neutral expression at times, he is CONSTANTLY at every second making a regarded exaggerated facial expression.

>>713177163
You have to understand anon. Cool to a zoomer is an effeminate femboy who talks to solve the problem.

>>713172317
He looks like a funni monk, and it reminds me of DK 94's design.

>>713169441
>>713170470
>>713170785
cringe
>>713177345
funny

see the difference?

>OHHHH NOOO MUH MASCULINITY OHHHHH MY SELF-WORTH IS TIED TO MY LEVEL OF TESTOSTERONE
Comes off as extremely insecure.

>>713168762
Do you lose your shit when you watch Looney Tunes and Tex Avery shorts?

>>713177436
That's what I said when I called the tears briny?

Remember the intro of DKC Returns where DK was too retarded to be brainwashed?

>>713176462
>>713176597
>spouts horseshit about things he knows nothing about
>brags about willful ignorance

>>713171318
Cartoon characters have been making faces like that for a century. Did the concept of your anime trash exist back in the 1920s?

>>713177535
No.

>>713177445
Some people need (you)‘s to make it through the day.

>>713177445

They’re just having fun stirring up shit.

New design is better, the manchildren tendies here just hate it because change reminds them that they've gotten old.
Based Nintendo for not appealing to the manchildren demographic, unlike marvel disneyslop

>hop into thread about something I do not care for
>make statements for both sides to stir the flame
>sit back and watch

>>713176631
retard strength is not masculine

>>713177935
That's kind of masochistic isn't it?

>>713177110
>Admits that hes a sissy who doesn't find destruction cool
I accept your concession

>>713178082
Wrong.

>>713176771
>The system with tons of sexy girls, damsels in distress and a ban on all things political?

>>713171912
The people who constantly tell us how much they despise woke, DEI, trannies, etc are incredibly desperate for everything that exists to be woke, DEI, trannies, etc so they have a reason to keep existing.

>>713177445
But he has been made effeminate.

>>713174902
Yes anon I also liked to shout "MUH FALLACY" as my only counterargument back when I was fucking 13

>>713178163
no, we just can tell when something is being progressively woke based on pattern recognition. If you cant see it, your brain may be messed up, anon.

>>713167747 (OP)
Masculine role models are allowed as long as they're not white so clearly that's not what happened here

>>713173225
>and turning DK into a "safe" male character
And explain, if you can, how he was an "unsafe" male character. Show us the people who said they were terrified of how manly DK was and how it threatened their own masculinity.

>>713167747 (OP)
No they made him look EXACTLY like Kochi Kame's Kankichi Ryotsu.

His mannerisms, his facial emotions, his movements and his personality exactly the same as Ryotsu. Down to a R.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1vBDyWikY4

>>713167747 (OP)
>A literal ape
>Role model

>>713178151
keep nitpicking anon

>>713178401

>>713177836
you have no soul

Mario might have a daughter.
Look at this and think about it.
Would Nintendo really destroy the timeline of their flagship IP?
Take into account the lyrics to Pauline's song from Super Mario Odyssey.

>>713177118
>"looks western"
>"no no its too anime"

>>713178467
that peach game was one of the wokest shits Ive seen from Nintendo. there is inherently nothing feminine about her in that game. They gave her a chef outfit and they still managed to not make it traditionally feminine. Nintendo has been bitten by marxist thought for a while. They also have an ESG initiaitve.

>>713176059
Rare DK had an entire game where he went to another country and beat the shit out of everyone and everything there because he felt like it. The most masculine and male he's ever been.

>>713167747 (OP)
>>713178437
And I honestly find if incredibly disappointing how weak everyones power levels are. But what can I expect from a bunch of dumb teenagers and shonen watching manchildren.

>>713177935
Some believe in it like it's gospel.

Never underestimate the retards that crawl over this website.

>>713178553
I look at this and I think about it.

I feel nothing.

He looks like how he was depicted in his NES sprite. I like that he has more emotion now.

>>713176660

You are a zoomer or a turd worlder who has never seen classic cartoons.

>>713178151
You should probably just admit you're wrong before the deluge of examples that btfo you, especially since those pokemon SS girls are all under Furukawa.

>>713178127
>find destruction cool
this is the kind of thing low T reddit soimen say to look cool. reminds me of how fat powerlifters think they're hypermasculine.

>>713178572
???

>>713178628
You haven't been thinking about it long enough.

>>713178437
AIEEEEEE WHAT IS THE CALARTS SHIT SAVE ME BAYLISS-DONO

>>713178572
>one of the mos aggresively capitalist companies in the industry is marxist now
I fucking hate american indoctrination, its so retarded

>>713176908
Cartoon characters have been doing this stuff since before your father was born.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nmsOaBZijg

>>713178474
Left 両さん from Kochikame.

Right Angry monkey from Western Developer Rare. Impossible for him to show actually Japanese emotions.

Your NuCalifornian gorilla is actually a retro 1977 Gorilla. But you're too dumb to notice.

>>713178151
Both are cancet and contribute nothing gameplsy quality

>>713178437
>weebs don’t know shit about Japanese animation and comics that isn’t seasonal slop and babbys first shonen/seinen
shocking

>>713174902
Appeal to Triviality seems like the one reddit thing that hcuds love to pull off. Mostly because they realize how silly a lot of their complaints are. Uh my peter thiel backed president is in the office and my life still sucks and the hoes still don't want to have fuck with me? This must because of gay and effeminate cartoon animals in my video games.

>>713174902
Shut up and go away if you don't care then.

>>713178553
The main mistake was they gave him this frekled nu egirl.

Should have ad a nice カトリーヌ.

>>713179015
that's not what the fallacy even is you retard

>top
repulsive rapeface; 12%er lookalike
>bottom
likable, funny

>>713179174
woah you said the opposite of what everyone thinks. that's actually very clever and thought provoking. chuds btfo.

>>713167747 (OP)
You sure you aren't just lustfully gay towards the new DK?

>>713170785
>Funny cartoon gorilla is silly
More news at 9. I have always find bizarre how tendies actually find some of their kiddie characters 'cool'.

>>713174902
That's not a fallacy, retard. Fallacy is a logical error, "appeal to triviality" is at best an error of judgement. The fact it's only used by losers who can't rile up enough people to get angry at children's media should tell you enough.

>>713177060
Every fucking time man.

>Happy friendly character, soft and monkey like

Goes to the west

>Angry, self confident, muscleman character.

It was like the 80s-00s meme

>>713178572
You never played Super Princess Peach if you think Showtime is "woke". In that game she's literally the only character in the world who can control and weaponize her emotions while Mario and Luigi are captured like pathetic little animals and all the male characters bawl and whine and lose their shit at the drop of a hat.

>>713179305
>everyone
the voices in your head don’t count

>>713177215
Wrong. Every fallacy is a non sequitur. The thing anon posted, hovewer, is not a fallacy.

>>713178151
You opened up a can of worms you aren't going to survive anon

>>713178712
Not a single uncle of femininity there.

>>713176498
what's that, a picture of your dad?

>>713178105

It takes all kinds, I suppose.

>>713178280
Of course, of course, you're all the foremost experts on this, just like you are on politics, women, and the United States.

>>713179351
That's textbook definition of woke

>>713179094
Is this the girl from Kochikame? I loved that shit as a kid. The american girl with the big boobs was so hot to me, I had an ep where someone had to wrestle her on tape and I used to replay certain scenes a lot.

>>713168509
>The discord tie
Kek

>>713179174
The new design has a wide range of faces he can make. He literally becomes Rare era Kong when he's mad.

>>713168668
It is pretty funny how there is a very intrinsic cultural things in America to see monkeys as violent chimping out animals that can tear your libs apart.

Meanwhile Gorilla like Characters in Japan are usually portrayed and dumb gentle giants with a good heart.

I'm not saying they don't do Gorilla is angry chimp out characters for from it, but on average it's more about gentle giant.

kids arent allowed to have a masculine role model anymore. it's over.

>>713179567
based. Masculine shit is the reason why have so many fags nowadays.

>>713179556
>Rare-era Kong was always mad
New lore just dropped

>>713178474
So where in that does it say people were threatened by how "unsafe" DK's masculinity was so they changed him to a "safe" male?

>>713179351
they just call everything woke because they’re seething trannies who know they’re losing the culture war making falseflag threads

>>713178649
>he has more emotion

he always had emotion zoomer

>>713167747 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_E4d3Lk-R8

>>713179439
are you really that sbi dei anti woke brainrot? damn

>>713179562
Depends on the gorilla. Silverbacks are pretty agressive because that's their job in the pack. Other gorillas can get pretty chill.

>>713167747 (OP)
So we have a Gorilla Character and a Loli hmm

>>713176439
Nta but I also thought those threads were extremely forced

>>713167747 (OP)
should have made dkc tropical freeze 2

i like his design. why is everybody so angry? he looks cool.

>>713179556
See, new thing BAD.
It’s that simple.
If they didn’t change the design at all /v/ would call it lazy copy paste design

>>713179320
I find it even more bizarre when Sony and Microsoft fans find characters in the kiddie games for those systems cool, aren't you all supposed to be adults?

>>713179696
>proceeds to show a wemb where he doesn't emote

>>713179774
It's literally just shitposting to get (you)s

>>713179556

FRUSTRATIONS GETTING BIGGER
BANG BANG BANG

i'm gonna kill OP with rocks its gonna look very cool when the shape of OP's skull hugs the sharp rock im about to embed in his stupid autistic head

>>713167895
They're white

>>713179762
the guy he’s talking about is himself btw

>>713179513
Exactly, and it's FAR more woke than anything in Showtime.

>>713179743
Nah, dude, he's right, everyone knows that femininity is to be as masculine as possible.
This picture I'm posting? Totally mannish.

>>713179320
Do they not remember what his name was meant to mean? They literally wanted to name him stupid monkey

>>713179774
butthurt poorfags seething over their own poverty

>>713179321
>"just stop arguing why do you care" isn't a fallacy

>>713173157
The only WarioWare character that looks better on the left is Crygor.

>>713167747 (OP)
I just realized they fucking lied. Nintendo NY used to have a DK statue, that they replaced with Bowser. The story was they switched him for repair work, but that's bullshit. They took him out back and shot him because of his design.

>>713172317
Why should we abide by your arbitrary rules?

>>713171065
I imagine most are either ambivalent or do not care for the redesign, the "woke DEI" comments are 99% shitposting.

>>713179751
It's not about only gorillas. Most western Media has moneys as some sort of aggressive thing.

You always have them in cages chimping out because some Virus or some shit is begin tested on them.

Or the Planet of the Apes etc...

>>713179743
>he calls a woman doing man things "feminine"

>>713179850
you're transgender

>>713179751
Silverbacks are only aggressive when they have to be.

>>713179970
It's literally not.

>>713180141
Motherfucker, what?

Do Nintenpals really think the redesign looks good? Will they criticize ANYTHING Nintendo does?

>>713179174
Wait, when did donkey kong get a TBI?

>>713180170
OP has been trying to convince everyone that DK's redesign is bad since the game was first revealed I just want to put him out of his suffering

>>713180206
Which is most of the time when you live in the jungle

>>713180235

Yeah, it’s fucking up the continuity. Unless Pauline gets de-aged somehow.

>>713180235
I hate the gay overalls but think the redesign is better overall

>>713180141
>riding a bike is masculine

>>713167747 (OP)
Holly fuck diddy stop making these threads.

You're gone he has a new fuck toy.

He needs to accept that Mario might have a daughter.
The evidence is overwhelming.

>>713180235
>Will they criticize ANYTHING Nintendo does?
Will you?

>>713178151
Forgot how fucking SEXO Twintelle was.

tripnigger crying over continuity in fucking mario kek

>>713171912
I thought it was leftists false flagging to devalue the word woke

>>713180323
Yeah, the RareDKs eyes look pretty "early 3D". Iconic in their own way, but they look pretty strange if you didn't experience them back in the day. Reminder that Nintendo makes games for children.

>>713171039
It's only unironic because it hurt your feelings :((

>>713180287
Not really, since they have very few predators and usually only have to deal with their troop mates acting up.

>>713177267
I wish this was real, but were most likely going to only get the weird retcon

why would Nintendo do this to me? after 30 years of support they repay me like this?

Redesigns are good, okay
It makes them more expressive and appeals to a new audience. You're just a boomer chud if you prefer the old design

>>713180726
Indeed, everyone says that about all things, we're all mindless drones doing what you claim.

>>713180726
>t. raresnoytardpablo

>>713179174
>likable
i don't like it

>>713180508
How the fuck can you devalue it further?

>can dress up the monkey and colour xis fur
i will now buy your game

>>713168258
He just looks weaker and gayer (and lower quality) than the one on the left.

>>713177267
reminds me of this

>>713180587
>I’m not actually retarded tho…it’s just b-bait okayyy
OHNONONNONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>713179424
>non sequitur
that's also just a strawman

>>713168430
>>713168509
I don't understand why people are taking these so seriously.

>>713180235
Other M newfag.

>>713179337
What's wrong with confidence?

>>713179970
>it's not worth arguing
>therefore you should stop arguing
QED
Where's the fallacy?

>>713181083
no one is taking them serious besides the ones posting them everyday as their humiliation ritual

>>713181014
No, Strawman is a non sequitur. You're very confused.

>>713180683
I don't buy that Nintendo would ruin the timeline of their flagship mascot IP to that degree.
Retconning Zelda is fine because it isn't their flagship mascot IP.
I know that the end cutscene is obviously going to be posted before the street date, so I will know whether or not to buy the game, before I go to buy it on the street date.

>>713177267
Still trying to understand why they put Mario and Teen Pauline together in the same picture are proof, because there isn't a single facial feature that is shared between them.

>>713179639
It's the only expression that worked with that design.

>>713181161

>>713171828
>>713175863
>>713177465

>>713181284
Nah, I like it

>>713181139
Angry eyebrows aren't confidence.

Also you're all retarded for this Donkey Kong thread.

>>713179174
Why does he have feathers?

>>713168430
>censoring stupid
jesus christ what a fucking nigger.

>>713181271
Pauline Jr. has Pauline's facial features, but has the body of a stubby round dwarf person, like Mario.

>>713181083
Its an obvious samefag anon

>>713181460
you can't be serious

>>713181458
Because Shitch2 is still a toaster

>>713179815
>>713181501
why the fuck are they making this little girl as boyish as possible? fucking jews at Nintendo

>>713168430
Based and true. Nu-key kong is a fucking a faggot

>>713181505
>it's obviously a samefag, there couldn't be possibly be retarded autistic people on /v/

>>713181460
IT'S FUCKING SATIRE.

>>713181351
looks like you’re taking this a little too serious lil guy, maybe take a break and get some fresh air, walk around the park, take meds

>>713181564
Why are you a liar?

>>713170785
>anime bitch lusting after cock face
Why?

uh oh sounds like someone is really upset hehe

>>713175894
Nintendo games are so shit lol

>>713181612
>ITS LE HECKING SATIREARINO
back to r/rick&morty

>>713181139
It's not about confidence. It's not even about the characters it's about Nintendo thinking Americans are somehow too stupid to understand and need to be localized for.

If the last 10 years have proven anything is that media can stand on it's own. The americans know this they don't localize their movies for foreign markets. Sure they delete some gay kiss here and there for the muslims or chinese but everyone back in the day watched Commando, Alien, Predator and Star Trek because it was a good show, yes I was very well aware that it was in America, that American traditions, cars, life was different but I didn't need localizing.

The same goes in reverse you don't need to make Rice balls into Jelly donuts kids can fucking handle the concept of rice balls.

If anything showing new and interesting stuff in media leads to demands for it. Look at how Korean TV shows go hand in hand with Korean Music and then Korean products, people are going online buying Korean makeup, drinking Makgeolli, Soju and Cheongju. You can buy Korean Beer Brands in shops that sell it.

>>713181564
Modding will fix it.

>>713181764
>>713181460
Have you ever been diagnosed with autism?

>>713181752
Stop watching porn

>>713181564
because putting make up on little girls is the most boyish thing you can do

>>713181501
Lmao oh you're just having a laugh. Very funny using the picture with a life jacket as proof that she's round. Carry on anon.

>>713181564
Italian genes

>>713181868
>N-NO U R AUTISTIC
grim

>>713175894
I hope its just a cross-gen game like Pokemon Z-A, or Metroid Prime 4, where it was designed for Switch 1 but then moved over and slightly enhanced for S2. But then again I saw framerate dips during the direct so looks pretty grim

>>713180270
Be 100% honest with me. Are you gay and a furry?

>>713181993
>Those dick sucking lips.
My wife is so sexy!

>>713182173
OP, it's time to stop.

>>713181993
why does it have to be even a little girl? Get this jewish pedo shit out of here. Bring back diddy.

>>713181818
Japanese even made monster hunter games easier for the american audience because they though they couldnt hanlde the difficulty and gave the armors more defense.

>>713168762
It's almost like there exists a stereotype in Japanese media dating back 50+ years of gorilla like characters with big mouth and showing teeth.

>>713174902
what does the tranime have to do with that text

>>713168430
>>713168509
I'm not underage, do people actually find this funny?

>>713182305
>Foreign Shareholders made Japanese people do XYZ.

Now these same cucks are asking why there no content for Wildz and why it's getting review bombed. WoW I WONDER FUCKING WHY.

It's also as if you pushed them to release it early.

>>713182315
NOOO DELET THIS

>>713182378
What you should be asking is if the new DK design with its le funny faces is found funny. BUt I know you are arguing in bad faith

>>713182249
Ok I'll take that as a yes. Jesus just say that then. Just say you want to fuck calarts Kong and you're a horny coomer. Stop pretending it's a good redesign.

>>713169549
he was sleeping for a century, that's terrible for your gains

>>713169549
botw and totk were made for fujos and no one can tell me otherwise

>>713179810
Do those platforms even get kiddie games? I can only think about astrobot but nobody sees it as cool.

>>713175987
>>that shiny ass plastic look
You... Are aware that water is reflective, right?

>>713167747 (OP)
Your discord needs to worshop this a bit more

>>713182812
All of their games are designed for children.

>>713182541
No need to air your laundry like that, OP

>>713167747 (OP)
Sounds pretty gay to be worrying about the masculinity of a cartoon gorilla.

>>713182894
Also maybe you should get help for your weird fetish. It's probably not healthy. But that's up to you.

This game will be a fun time, both in regards to the actual game but also because or all the seething that will follow. Cant wait

>>713182252
>I hate this child, bring back the other child
Not helping your case.

>>713176059
They recorded a real ape and had Stable Diffusion super-impose 3D graphics on it.

>>713183102
Oh there's going to be a lot of seething from Mareachers if my theory is correct.

>>713178151
For the record, when the US tried to make a black character a rapper, it was racist. What am I referring to? The Miles Morales as Thor.

>>713173618
I prefer him in World just because the fur texture looks a little off in bright lighting. I really don't get the outrage the new design has given most people in this thread and I'm honestly just thinking it's some samefag at this point considering any positive comments get shat on. It's a fun design.

>>713167747 (OP)
Who knew Donkey Kong fans were a bunch of Chris Chan tier autists.

>>713182812
Jak and Daxter
Ratchet and Clank
Little Big Planet
Viva Pinata
Sly Cooper
Crash Bandicoot
Spyro the Dragon

>>713183727
Chris Chan's been around for over a century?

>>713170785
>still no ahegao edit

>>713182817
>You... Are aware that water is reflective, right?
>>713183727
>Who knew Donkey Kong fans were a bunch of Chris Chan tier autists.
>why do you care about this thing you grew up with so much? You're just chris-chan! We dont care that your loved long series is being destroyed and co opted to appeal to a "wider" audience

I would be mad at you but Ive grown tired of your kind. At this point, I just wish for your death.

>>713184156
In other words you are so enraged about being shown up that you can only wish death on them

>>713184364
>but Ive grown tired of your kind

Fuck off

>>713184156
I love how you're reminded that water is a reflective surface and go on a rant about destroyed franchises and "co-opting for casuals" because a cartoon monkey looks and acts like a cartoon monkey.

>>713184418
>claims he's tired
>keeps on replying

>>713178582
What game? Cause Country 1 and Returns/TP are set im his own turf, while the other 2 Country games are played without him

>>713179321
>new terms cannot be created
how did you think the other fallacies where created retard?

>>713185154
Jungle Beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF14o4Cuz-I

>>713182378
It's kind of like watching an 11 year old argue against the war on Iraq or gay rights, its simultaneously cringe and funny.

>>713176597
>I don't watch actual gameplay and form my own opinion, I wait for strangers on a venetian spice trading forum to tell me what to think.

>>713184491
>a cartoon monkey looks and acts like a cartoon monkey.
Literal bare minimum slop. Sorry I like good character design, my bad.

I can't believe nintendo's getting on the "Father character" train

Guarantee this has some kind of heartache scene where DK has to let Pauline go back to humanity and humans (like mario?) think he's da bad guy

>>713185390
A completely subjective thing.

>>713167747 (OP)
NuDK is gayified just like the new shitty Mario movie

Not my DK.

>masculine role model

>>713167747 (OP)
>Reminder that they made him look weak, homosexual, and effeminate on purpose. You aren't allowed to have masculine role models anymore

Unironically true. He looks like a moronic kid whose mother feeds endless mcdonalds. He used to look like a hero.

I'd actually argue that Bananza is DK at his manliest since Jungle Beat. The Country games made him weak as piss but this game literally has him going super saiyan and punching the living shit out of everything.

>>713185573
Nope

>>713177060
How western Charizard would have looked in the 90s.

>>713178693
You're right, high t men argue on venetian spice trading forums about children's games.

Donkey Kong isn't allowed to be a heroic character?

>>713183727
This whining only exists on 4chan.

>>713179518
>The american girl with the big boobs was so hot to me, I had an ep where someone had to wrestle her on tape and I used to replay certain scenes a lot.
Wasn't the american "girl" a tranny?

It's the Kratos of Nintendo. "Safe", "non toxic" and Reddited.
>>713186167
Only if to serve women and minorities.

>>713168430
I'd argue that what he's doing here is more impressive than anything involving K.Rool.
He's fighting a massive worldwide mining conglomerate while punching the living shit out of everything in his way.

It's a cartoon ape in a Nintendo game. Games made for literal children.
YOU are weak, homosexual, and effeminate for thinking this fucking matters at all.

>>713167747 (OP)
>le joos emasculated the fucking cartoon gorilla! OUTRAGEOUS!
thanks for the chuckle, anon

>>713183739
All those are either dead or multiplat, try again.

>>713167902
Truth Nuke.

>>713186998
See how you don't need "woah zoinks owie zowie big chungus" to be funny?

>>713187137
mhm

>>713187137
this was the woah zoinks owie zowie big chungus of the 90's

DK likes bananas.

>>713167747 (OP)
what's with people saying DK is some kind of masculine role model recently?

You can literally rip your enemies apart in the new game

>>713167902
Tpbp

>>713188178
it's just shitposters trying desperately to latch on to something to cope with the fact that the switch 2 is a success.

>>713187751
up his ass

>>713167747 (OP)
You picked probably the weakest edit in that set

>>713189018

>>713189103
I don’t agree with why OP thinks the new design is bad, because that’s retarded ramblings of a schizo, but it IS bad and there was absolutely a better way of going about it

>>713189018
>>713189103
>>713189181
I don't like these.

>>713189018
>>713189103
>>713189181
the right already exists

>>713189181
it seems like they just made the mouth way too big and fucked up the hair on the new design.

>>713181626
ok

>>713178151
Even the S/V manga points out the female avatar is the same as the male. other than the added buds

>>713167747 (OP)
>they made him look weak, homosexual, and effeminate
If you see a cartoon gorilla and that's what comes to mind, the problem is you, not the monkey.

>>713167747 (OP)
Your father failed you as a child if you're looking for a "masculine role model" in a cartoon monkey.

>>713189771
He is a blatant liar.

They really do need to design some kind of litmus test for people to be able to post and browse online and this thread is proof of it. There are some people who are genuinely too stupid to be on here.

>>713189181
>>713189103
>>713189018
>removing the black around the eyes
Dogshit edits, get some taste

>>713167747 (OP)
They didn't do it for wokeness, it was out of Miyamoto's spite against Rare making a much better character than his original character. It was a fucking thorn on his side for years but he was too busy fixing Mario on every spinoff game and dealing with Wii U sales

>>713189629
They made his face too fat and round, the eyes are too close together, his nose protrudes out inside of just being slits, and the way he opens his mouth is kind of gross

HELP ME LITTLE GIRL

ME STOOPEY

ME NO UNDERSTAND BREAK ROCK

Can we please talk about the next generation of the Super Mario franchise?

>>713182749
Totk utterly crushed the favored fujo ship so I don’t see how

>>713189865
>They didn't do it for wokeness, it was out of [SCHIZOPHRENIC HEADCANON]

>the game give him hype moment and aura
>faggots still say he look gay
This feel like a falseflag by snoy to make rarefags look even more schizo than they are now.

>>713167747 (OP)
>character does a wild take like every other cartoon
>"My children's monkey game is wokely woke wokery!"

Holy shit the right are fucking mind broken piss babies.

>>713190317
It's only one guy on here.
He is going to slander Pauline Jr. next.

>>713189018
>>713189103
>>713189181
God I hate nu-kongs fat fucking baby face. It's so obnoxiously ugly.

>>713190043
I don't get it

>>713183727
Everyone. Did you just entirely miss 15 years of rarefags saying that Retro's Donkey Kong Country games suck?

>>713190292
Have you considered the prospect that mature, well-adjusted adults don't think copying DBZ is cool? Especially after it's been done again and again and again?

>/v/ spends god knows how many years bitching and moaning about gaming being ruined by too much Westernization
>we're getting a mainline DK helmed by a Japanese studio for the first time in thirty years(Jungle Beat doesn't count fuck you)
>everybody hates it
Why?

>>713190738
There's some sort of smear campaign against the japanese

>>713175162
Why was it changed if it doesn't?

>"I think the new DK design looks like shit"
>"WELL I THINK THIS IS THE BEST DK DESIGN EVER! GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE THE COORDINATED HATE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THIS GAME???"

>OP didn't use the word woke at all
>"IMAGINE THINKING THIS GAME IS WOKE LOLOLOLOLOL WHY ARE RIGHTWING CHUDS SO TRIGGERED???!!!"

Are these people for real?

>>713183727
Look everyone, he said it again!

>>713179337

>>713190693
Everything 'copies' Dragonball, like how the entire fantasy genre 'copies' Lord of the Rings. It's just such a hugely influental piece of media that the world is a different place after its release.

>>713190938
they're tendies, ofc they arent real

>>713190738
Jungle Beat does count tho

I'm convinced there are only two groups of people complaining about this.
The first one are the genuine autists who, like anyone with autism, rage incoherently and scream whenever something they like is changed.
The second one is just ragebaiting while using the first group as a mot and bailey switch.

>>713191039
I wish I could make something like that

>last phase of the final boss
>"BANANZAAA SLAMMA"
I came and shat myself

>>713191148
I’m not gonna deny that I have autism, but the new design genuinely does suck, they went way overboard with changing it

>>713191039
Your brain on weebshit, everyone

>>713190738
Actually despite
>DK’s terrible new design
>the obvious fact despite all the homages to Rareware’s game this is clearly a Mario game by the Mario team
>the completely unnecessary voice acting
>the complete lack of consistency with pre-established facts
I think this game looks really good and I’m excited to play it

>>713191148
>it's autism that this design is said to be shitty, nothing else!

So this is the tendie who cant into criticism

>>713191148
>like anyone with autism, rage incoherently and scream whenever something they like is changed.
Why is change automatically assumed to be good? You're a retarded NPC if you just blindly say "YOU JUST LE HATE CHANGE!" Yeah actually I do take issue with something I like getting changed out of nowhere and made worse.

>>713191561
How is the voice acting unnecessary?

>>713178954
>likable characters don't contribute anything