>mfw I see a handsome white youth with sideburns
Are they a thing in your country??

>It’s just a kids’ game bro

Yeah, and in your brain-dead head that means it’s totally fine to shovel skibidi-tier sewage into kids’ faces and call it a day. You genuinely think children should grow up playing dumbed-down slop like Donkey Kong Bananza and watching content made by schizophrenic tiktok editors because “they’re kids” and “they won’t know better.” No shit they won’t, because you never gave them anything better. Childhood is when people should be developing not being mentally lobotomized by garbage made for attention-starved retards. You're not defending kids, you're just addicted to mediocrity and want to drag the next generation down with you.

You're going to buy a Switch 2 now, right?

Here's your new and improved Donkey Kong!
Doesn't it make you wanna buy a Switch 2?

Shills are out in full force trying to convince you that picrel is the same Donkey Kong you grew up with and shaming anyone who disagrees.

>N.1 banana fan... Donkey Kong!
W-what did they mean by this? What is this face supposed to convey...?