>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game and betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Another victim of Miyamoto. Fuck off bitch
>>713011031 (OP)and just like that, heโs gone
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
LETS SEETHE ETERNALLY BECAUSE NINTENDO IS THE BEST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA YOU LOOOST NEGROOOO
>>713011031 (OP)You have returns and dong freeze backwards compatible if you want classic DK
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseLiterally what fucking troon drugs are you people on?
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)>if that's too much platformer action for youYOU HAVEN'T SHOWN ANY PLATFORMING THIS ENTIRE DIRECT NIGGER!
>>713011031 (OP)Pretty sure Miyamoto intended for DK to be stupid from the very beginning
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>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)>donkey kong>hardcore??????????
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>Smash Bros. Melee.
>Mario Kart 8
Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and the Metroid Prime trilogy now.
Is bro mentally disabled??
>>713011031 (OP)I sweat snoys say the most retarded shit
Why are the graphics so bad
>>713011031 (OP)he's now boyfriend material
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)He looks like a mix between Kiddy and Lankey Kong now.
What the fuck were they thinking?
It looks even more retarded when seeing him together with Diddy, who still looks the same as before.
All the weird hardcore Donkey Kong Country fans I see are praising this game.
>>713011031 (OP)> hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseLook man you've tried this shitposting angle before and you've been btfo each time. It's time to change things up.
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
The SNES games had better graphics than this.
>>713012240>stupidwho? DONKEY kong? impossible.
>>713011031 (OP)Sad but true. He's a lobotomite now.
>>713011031 (OP)> the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713012860True, and very fuckable
>>713011031 (OP)The most hardcore old head DK community at DK Vine, which has been around with the same angry leadership since the 90's and has loudly dumped on many a modern DK game/cameo that wasn't made by Rare, is collectively going insane over how much they like what they're seeing. You're either an uninformed idiot or do not understand anything about DK history.
>>713016306As someone who was a child and bought DK 94 and all DKC games when they released and was obsessed with them, I can confirm Bananza is indeed based.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)Kids can't afford 70 dollars retard. This game is for predators. Which is fine.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)Yes Nintendo makes kids games. Just cause you grew up with Nintendo doesn't mean Nintendo has to change for you.
I dont care about any of that. I just dont like the clear influence of Seth Rogeykong. To hell with that rat.
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseImagine being such an insecure faggot, OP, that you think the change in design of a fictional ape in a videogame is an attack towards masculinity worldwide.
Maybe in whatever third world country (You) live in, but i, for one, have better standards.
>>713019469Yes, but are they still making timeless classics that children and adults of the current and future generations will remember fondly? Or is it all forgettable schlock dumped into an oversaturated market?
>>713011031 (OP)Your skin is looking awfully brown today.
Have you ever seen the comment sections for Nintendo's YouTube videos about this game? The people who complain are 3rd world monkeys living in Brazil crying in broken English that donkeykong looks different and how they want the rare design back.
>>713011031 (OP)I played DKC1 when I was 7.
>>713020563It's awesome that they've allowed for a canon Pauline x horsecock scenario.
>>713011031 (OP)why are you people acting like bananza is a continuation of the country games instead of a sequel to 64?
64 was always more cartoony and silly than country
>>713020563>we want the Zootopia audience
>>713019469>>713020140They aren't making shit for kids. Kids can't afford gaming now lol
>>713020563Seriously couldn't find any non porn of these two.
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
I remember when bait used to be subtle.
>>713012543this lol wtf
Also do tendies think their games are for adults lol
>>713011031 (OP)i wonder how good his tongue would feel on my balls
>>713020801>zootopia invented zebras
>>713021089With that specific quirky design? Yes.
>>713020801Anon ninendo has been making anthro animals long before zootopia existed.
>>713012758They need to be streamable to a switch one for the ds download co op
>>713011223>>713011860>>713012246>>713012543>>713012935>>713013437Retarded samefaggot subhuman, but all the DKC games, including Returns and TF are difficult, challenging, gameplay-focused games that may also appeal to younger gamers but absolutely aren't dumbed down and catered to them like almost every modern Nintendo franchise.
>>713011031 (OP)>idiotic kidsanon.... its a nintendo game....
>>713011031 (OP)wtf i love miyamoto now
>>713021282This Falco is too hot to not been made by a furfag
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>>713011031 (OP)> the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseDoesn't exist and never did.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)Donkey Kong was always an idiotic kids game.
>mandate fags lost and are now coping that non mandate changes are le bad
>>713021724Have a (You) lil bro
dkc was always a goo goo gaga series
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8
Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden
>>713027783Half of them are snoys, other half are PC vegans. Meanwhile idorts and PC + Nintendo tendies are eating good.
>>713027070that's what it is, isn't it? mandatefags lost their only cope.
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713027275This is my fucking dream bros. Whole family living in the Upper Midwest, rafting and fishing all day. Bouncing off the heads of our enemies and visiting our cool motorcycle-head uncle for some moonshine and weed. TAKE ME HOME KONG-TRY ROADS.
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)Nigga lookin like a bird with that "fur"
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Do Raresnoys really?
>>713011031 (OP)Mandatefags seething so hard that they are using Donkey Kong as a paper tiger
You lost
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713028890>MandatefagsIn other words, snoys
Hate of this game feels so forced
>>713029192>open world fatigue is forced>hating a loved design being changed to match movie slop is forcednah fuck off tendie
>>713029192this is just what 4chan is now, third worlders begging first worlders not to buy games
>>713011031 (OP)You tell them, fellow SNOY! Fuck that stupid kiddie shit, they should be enjoying our corporate graveyard instead!
>>713029349>open world fatigue is forcedCorrect.
>hating a loved design being changed to match movie slop is forcedCorrect.
Sorry your mandate myth died.
how many times are we going to have this same exact thread? I know autistic people love repetitive tasks and all but don't you guys get bored?
it's about time DK got a personality.
>>713011031 (OP)>betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseLmaooo
>>713011031 (OP)Rare was never good. The Bananza design is an objective improvement due to that fact.
>>713029959rare was good between DKC2 and Perfect Dark, then everything went to shit. a short but very good era overall
>>713011031 (OP)>idiotic kids gamethat's all nintendo games
>>713011356retro slopio games are not classic.
>no kong switching>terrible roll>waggle>soulless art stylefuck off
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011158miss him, bros
>>713011031 (OP)>Hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseAnon, do you seriously believe that smelly hairy grown-ass "hardcore" gamers living in their basements play these causal kiddy slop? Especially from a series that got less than 50 games?
Your thread doesn't really hold water when the game is being largely praised.
>>713011031 (OP)lol modern nintendo is by far the worst gaming company and they dont even have mtx
its so soulless and bad
switch was carried by wii u ports
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713020801What zootopia nigga, TF was inspired by The Ice Age and the zebra people from Bananza come directly from Madagascar
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Why do people call this open world? Bowser's Fury was an open-world platform, but here the levels are clearly gated by the number of bananas you collect.
Is this the new resident schizo, or is this just bait?
I'm glad they did the direct and showed us how shit it is, I almost bought it. I guess I'll stick to Mario Kart World and waiting it out for Metroid Prime 4. Hopefully this is the worst year for the Switch 2 and it only gets better from here.
>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game and betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>Let's turn Donkey Kong a Zootopia character that hangs out with a little a girl
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>713029959>Rare was never goodyes they were. you changed.
>literally mario odyssey but with DK and a cute loli you can dress up
am I supposed to be upset about this because it sounds great
>>713031591Because that's what Nintendo is saying every 5 minutes when they talk about the game.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713032187It's 4 hours long, but yeah have fun. Odyssey is 3X longer, but have fun paying $70 for a game with no content and BotW assets.
>>713031591because retards think that anything that isn't a linear hallway is open world
>>713032326Nintendo said it, yes, they are retarded.
>>713032303how do you know how long the game is?
>>713011031 (OP)>that tongue I want him to hug me like that crystal as I inhale his musky ape odor and we smoke a joint of Swiss goat cheese
>>713032638They said it's ~4 hours long, probably closer to 2.5 in the real world, and they price games based on "value". Mario Kart World only takes a few hours to get through, and that's $80. So this game at $70, on top of nintendo already confirming this months ago, tells me that the game is maybe 4 hours at most, but most likely 2.5-3.5.
>>713032942bait so bad i have to call you retarded.
>>713032942do you genuinely believe people play racing games to race once per track and then never again?
>>713032942Are you a troll or something? Mario Kart is an online multiplayer game. That time is just the offline content.
>>713033170I am not finding this. Can you please show me.
>>713020563better wiped than striped...
why DK look like Wreck-it Ralph? lmao
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713033386not to mention there's no way anyone 100%s the game in 30 hours, considering all 1k stickers, open world collectibles, 3 starring all cups + mirror mode + knockout tours unless they specifically go for 100%ing from the getgo and don't fail any 3 starred cup (which is impossible for knockout tours by the way) AND have a detailed list of where every single collectible is
also does this site even count playing on all 200+ routes which takes over 10 hours? i agree that the game should've been 70 but the game definitely doesn't lack content, especially compared to prior games
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbasetendies are not real people.
>>713011031 (OP)It's time to move on, granpa.
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>Big Guy With Small Girl Companion
Love this trope
>>713027783I wonder if they'll like Star Fox zero once a new star fox comes out
>>713011031 (OP)>The hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseOP confirmed millennial that only understands purpose through media consumed during childhood
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713034197This guy gets it.
>>713011031 (OP)>>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)>idiotic kids game...it's a game about a funny gorilla jumping around anon
>>713011031 (OP)>>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game and betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseI never say this, but touch grass. holy shit
>>713011031 (OP)Well said. May all who gainsay this post be struck down.
>>713034197>big milf with shota companion
thanks for the reaction images guys
I'll be honest, I wasn't that hyped on the game before but seeing more of it at this direct honestly made me want it. It looks like it will be quite fun
>>713032638My uncle works at Nintendo
>>713011031 (OP)Yeah they did it to Zelda and mario too so whatever
>>713032942>playing Mario Kart for completition's sake
>betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713038723>Yeah they did it to ZeldaYes but that was 27 years ago when OoT came out and ruined everything.
Just so you know we're gonna get this retarded kind of shitposting for every single game Nintendo releases this gen. Yes when the new Zelda comes out suddenly BotW and TotK will be masterpieces for these retards.
>>713011031 (OP)Donkey Kong says trans rights
>>713038947>we're gonna get this retarded kind of shitposting for every single game Nintendo releases this genThanks for the warning. I guess the next few years are going to suck ass, aren't they?
>>713032051They wanted the Smash brothers audience
>Miyamoto will die in your lifetime
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713032942>32 hourswtf? but theres no collection tracker
>>713039754ok samefag you've made your point 50 times now
>>713030797>newfag sharteen tries to rewrite historydkc was like THE best game on the snes hands down. you had to be there to know
>>713040027>THE best game on the snes hands downis Link to the Past
>>713039942Are you embarassed for lying yet? We'll keep goign OP.
>>713011031 (OP)Video games are for children.
>>713040027>dkc was like THE best game on the snes hands downNo, it was just one of the best you dumbfuck absolutionist troll.
>>713040223>game designed from the ground up to sell guide booksyea fuckin right
>>713040461are you 12 years old? shut the fuck up sped
>>713040525i will agree with that. maybe came off a little too rash.
>>713021724I felt real hardcore with a set of plastic bongos in my lap. I am no way speaking ill of Jungle Beat when I say this, either; that game fucking rocks.
>>713040561The only other snes game I've played is Genealogy of the Holy War
>>713040223DKC2 takes a steamy ape dump over LttP. LttP isn't even better than LA.
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>>713011031 (OP)>>713011158>Donkey Kong isn't an idiotic kids game because le angery eyes
>>713040027>A standard platformer is the greatest SNES game ever created.
>>713027783Or maybe they grew up with those games and left when Nintendo shat the bed on them? what's next you gonna tell me all Rise of Skywalker haters are secretly Star Trek fanboys?
If there is no "hardcore DKC fanbase", why did King K. Rool get top 3 in the Smash Brothers Ballot according to Sakurai? answer me samefags.
>>713043008False if/then. That was easy.
Why are NIntendo fanboys so sensitive about any criticism of their favorite corporation? Do they really think this shitty redesign looks good?
>>713011031 (OP)every time I look at new dk it makes me think of kiddy kong
>>713011158>Sakurai's strange fanfic that has almost never been related to how he is in the gamesSame shit as Bowser, actually.
>>713016306The DKVine today is severely gutted. The user there today are not the users of yesterday.
>>713043491I don't debate trolls. Hope this helps.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore>Donkey Kong Countryhuh
>>713043906I'm being completely sincere, answer me.
>>713011031 (OP)Is this really how your gonna spend your summer son?
>>713029750trying too hard
>>713032942I bet you also bitch about people using items in a game like mario kart too, retard.
>>713045818While I agree that the "tendie" insult was trying too hard as well, it was clearly meant for you. To be so contrarian and pretend people having gotten tired of open world stuff and character design debates shouldn't happen or aren't organic is just trying too hard
>>713046451You get a (You) in this thread too.
>>713042774nintendo shat the bed way before that, specially with the GC compared to PS2.
>>713011223Donkey Kong country wasn't a particularly easy game
>>713011031 (OP)it's not a DKC game though
it doesn't even have Country in the title
even DK64 was just diet Banjo-style fairytale land
>>713046767Nah Metroid Prime and the Pikmin games carried the gamecube, as well as Twilight Princess.
>>713011031 (OP)Miyamoto is return to monke pilled
>>713047000the cube as a sole console yeah, but as a PS2 competitor? disgraceful.
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713043495God damn what a fucking faggot.
The type to ask his mom about her preferred pronouns
>>713011158>Character based off of Sakurai's fan fiction.We would still have Melee Bowser if it wasn't for you fags
>>713040561>ALttP>Guide bookAnon wut?
If you had said the original then maybe
>>713011031 (OP)literally all nintendo games are kids games
>>713031776>Kong Donkey Kong's ass is bare except for several pinstripes that form together and point directly at his anusYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>713011031 (OP)This game is gonna give me feels I didn't ask for at the end isn't it.
The real question that needs to be asked is why do Diddy and Dixie need their eyes to be separated but nearly all of the other characters still go with the eyes squished together.
>>713011031 (OP)it literally is for toddlers.
just look at it. listen to the horrible fucking voice acting. the cringe song.
that direct is so fucking embarrassing. Nintendo games used to be appealing to everyone like old Pixar movies.
this slop is a saturday morning anime exclusive for children.
>>713011031 (OP)Do people really think of DK as "hard core"
>>713052881Tropical Freeze was advertised as a hard game, Nintendo is well aware that as platformers go they are a little more hardcore than Mario (which was funny since TF is actually the easiest of the DKC games)
>>713052881Tropical freeze and OG DK country are hard as balls compared to most nintendo games.
DK appeals to an older audience. which is why this design, this voice acting, this game is such an affront to all that.
>>713040561What a fucking shitter holy shit
>>713011031 (OP)"rarefags" are 100% the new sonicfags, what even is this post? almost reminds me of mario mandate schizos and the losers who cry over yoshi games past yoshi's island
>>713052304I doubt the person who gave DK a rape face, philtrum and dinted nigger nose, knows anything about design consistency or any good design principals.
>>713050301I for one welcome these new transformations.
>>713034197It's a great trope indeed.
Lots of fun options.
>>713011031 (OP)You sound like someone who is 5 and 40
>>713039475nah, indulge in the salt anon.
embrace it, become one with it.
>>713038947>Drag&Drift will make /v/ shill ARMS>finallyThat will be a fun day.
8 more years of fun.
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>>713053259>DK appeals to an older audienceI grew out of Donkey Kong when i was 10
>>713054087I'll try, but sometimes its hard to get into the mood, you know?
I consider myself a hardcore DKC fanboy (the real games, not waggle slop) and I'm excited for this game. It actually looks way better than I expected and you get a barefoot loli Kazooie as an added bonus.
>>713042774Been playing since the SNES and GBC. Nintendo is making some of their best games ever.
Sorry you niggers forgot how to have fun.
>>713054278if you aren't a fan of Jungle Beat you aren't a DK fan.
Period.
>>713054190Its clearly false flagging disingenuous faggots shit stirring.
I just roll my eyes at how pathetic the ragebaiting is.
Tomorrow will be stellar so buckle up.
>>713055134That's not DKC, that's a completely separate franchise. OP said DKC specifically.
>>713055134>fan of Jungle BeatI'm a fan of Jungle Beat in concept but in execution the controls are FUCKING TERRIBLE.
they even had a "gamecube controller" mode THAT LITERALLY WORKED THE SAME AS THE FUCKING BONGOS.
someone needs to decompile or mod that shit and give it the proper controls it deserves.
>>713011031 (OP)>>713011158>Rape Ape stare lost with AgeThis game is a prequel
>>713030717same but not the Smash version, his fur never looked right (to be fair that's always been a difficult thing to do with Dk) and Sakurai kept giving him dumb actual animal noises.
>>713040723notice how he said DKC games
>Le kids XDD
a kid will never bother to find all the bonus coins or the DK coins
>>713058172damn... so hardcore... I kneel true gamerchad...
>>713058172it's funny since even Miyamoto expressed frustration of Mario just being seen for kids, compared to something like the Yoshi franchise.
>>713040027It's not even the best platformer on the SNES, you tasteless nigger.
>>713011031 (OP)>Before losing Pauline>>713011158>After losing PaulineDK was never the same bubbly monke after losing her
At least he has a city named after him
>Uhm... Actually I'm a hardcore veteran of this game for 2 year olds...... I'm a big deal!
>>713011031 (OP)never played a king kong game
i might try this shit looks fun
>>713052304I bet you some intern or the redesigner thought to themselves "hurr it doesn't make sense for them to have a monoeye" or some dumb shit like that, same reason why Sonic in the movie has his eyes separated. The need to 'fix' shit that doesn't need to be fixed runs deep in artists and illustrators. They can't help themselves. Someone also said that the Illumination president is on the NoA board of directors, wouldn't surprise me if he was trying to get his influence on the designs too. He won't stop at Mario and Donkey Kong.
>>713011031 (OP)>DKC fans BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the hyperbolic Rare games
>>713011031 (OP)>betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseThese games are made for children, not for you.
You should've fucking learned that by now, they're Nintendo games.
Imagine hearing a Mariotard going "THEY BETRAYED US" when they make some piss easy game or whatever.
Nintendo's marketing team is working around the clock to mitigate any and all concerns of the hardcore fanbase, I see.
>>713011031 (OP)dkc is a kids game where you jump on critters and collect bananas while walking one way
>>713053160>>713053259I played tropical freeze recently, it's really not that hard. It's no more hard than really any Nintendo game other than shit like mario wonder.
>>713052452>the cringe song.4/10 reminded me of a Canadian manchild who said Jump Up Superstar reminded him of a preschool theme song
dk94 looked and played better than dkc
>>713020960>Kids can't afford gaming nowNor could they ever, sperg. Parents bought the games.
At least they fixed Rambi. He seems to look more like the Rare design. Hated the Retro Studios look.
>>713011031 (OP)It's literally the only game that looks fun in their line-up
I don't care if it looks like "a kid's game"
what are you? Fucking 13 years old?
I hope there's porn of zebra kong
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>>713011031 (OP)>idiotic kids gameThat fuck ass plumber will have this much aura.
>>713029750>open world fatigue is forcedHow can you unironically say this when we've been getting open world shit for like 2 decades now?
>>713066796No faggot Hedgehog from a certain other franchise has ever looked this cool.
You know what's funny?
You have all these retards posting the same
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
line with an image, hoping to get into the collage.
Cunts, when the fuck was the last time someone even made a screencap collage of people repeating the same quote?
It's like people saying STREAM THAT FILM IF YOU'RE SO GREAT and nobody ever streams that film.
The best you get is nothing.
The worst you get is that fucking sped up webm of it.
Fucking think.
>>713068092I just thought it would be funny. I mean c'mon, why would you waste your time making a collage of some bait that's not even that good in the first place?
>when the fuck was the last time someone even made a screencap collage of people repeating the same quote?Since the last days of good baits that are actually funny.
>>713065326>These games are made for children, not for you.All games should be made for me and only me because I am LITERALLY the most important person ever. Why would I be me if I wasn't?
>>713065357They have to. Modern Nintendo has completely done away with their previous philosophy of designing games for everyone and has leaned harder into being just for kids.
DK was one of Nintendo's darkest, most adult franchises. It's now been reduced to a children's game.
>>713021724They just realized that you retarded manchildren are far too broke to worth it over focusing on the actual child and parent wanting to buy gift to child demographic.
Grow up or play "adult" games Timmy.
>>713011031 (OP)I just watched the direct and I think it looks amazing, making little brother mode a mouse thing is extra based, force young people into becoming mousefags
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
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>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713072437If we assume this is true that's not even a good thing. Pretty much what's killing modern media is the dumbing down for the lowest common denominator and making games specifically to just be superficially consumed without too much investment than discarded for the next thing. it results in a lot of games being shallow experiences. It's not something to be defended.
the most important question is whether I'm going to be able to play with Japanese Pauline voice and subs
>>713073036>nintendono, they don't offer original dubs
>>713073065Don't say that, man :(
>>713072848I mean tropical freeze was pretty tricky, especially the boss fights, I was really only able to beat the final boss in any reasonable timeframe because I was playing co op
>kids game, 2025
:/
>kids game, 1994
:O
>>713073272yeah we're not kids anymore
>>713073036Just play it in Japanese.
It's a kid's game so the language will be easy as fuck.
>>713043495>we encourage women to do what they want more than ever>women still only account for 30% of game developmentmaybe women don't wanna work in games
>>713027783Who lives their life like this?
>>713073272Yup. The culture, sensibilities and design philosphies back then were a lot of better than the culture, sensibilities and design philosophies of today. 3 decades is a long time and things change, current kids media is going to be way different than it was in the past.
>>713020563So itโs not just me. De phallic bananya hair also weirdly enticing.
>>713020974Itโs there, try harder.
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbaseAll 5 of them?
>>713011031 (OP)>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713011158Cool fan redesign!
>>713061170Hands in pockets is the only character defining trait.
>>713073657As someone who pretty much exclusively played Nintendo myself I don't know what happened to the general Nintendo fandom on /v/. They clearly became just a schizo as the other fanboys they deride and are some of the biggest console warriors now. The lengths they go to shut down any criticism, good faith or not is just insane and everyone is apparently a boogieman.
I guess it's a "stare at the abyss" type of thing, they've argued with schizos for so long they also just became schizos alongside them.
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>>713011031 (OP)dankey kang is in
>>713074336Yep, they look like that.
>>713011031 (OP)Read this sentence again and understand this is why you're a virgin.
Is this gonna be like one of those Disney villain movie prequels where it turns out Donkey Kong did nothing wrong at all?
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>kids game
whoโs gonna tell him?
>>713076531we all knew it to be true anyway
>>713076079Blue Rasberry Kong
>>713011031 (OP)This will be the highest grossing DK game in all time
>>713061859Name them then. Mario world is fucking boring, and gets trivialized by the cape feather.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
>>713027783>pre-BoTW Zelda gamesHey go fuck yourself that isn't Sonyfags, just people not ok with their series getting ruined
Post the emotion animations
>>713073036You can. Theres some gameplay of Bananza where a guy opens the settings menu while playing and you can toggle her voice between consoles region language or Japanese.
>>713077861Annnd here's the OOTsnoy to demonstrate the point.
>>713073657Now show me how many anti-Nintendo seething shitposts you've made in total just this month alone.
>>713011031 (OP)>>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids gameNintendo only makes kids games
>>713076531Donkey Kong kidnapped Pauline solely because he's a prankster and was making fun of Mario. Retconning that would be the height of faggotry.
I recognize that keeping King K Rool a secret is cool, but at the same time the surprise will be ruined for everyone because of YouTube thumbnails posting the final boss as soon as the game releases in New Zealand
>>713079908there will be no K.Rool in the game. There will be Mario though
>>713020563I despise this design.
>>713011031 (OP)>hardcore DKC fanbase
one i feel like they are trying to suck miyamotos dick before he dies.
two. this is the same shit i saw on this same board before windwaker
>>713067813you mean silver?