Thread 713011031 - /v/ [Archived: 887 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:14:15 PM No.713011031
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>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game and betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Another victim of Miyamoto. Fuck off bitch
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:15:59 PM No.713011158
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>>713011031 (OP)
and just like that, heโ€™s gone
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:53 PM No.713011223
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>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:18:30 PM No.713011327
LETS SEETHE ETERNALLY BECAUSE NINTENDO IS THE BEST

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA YOU LOOOST NEGROOOO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:18:49 PM No.713011356
>>713011031 (OP)
You have returns and dong freeze backwards compatible if you want classic DK
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:19:10 PM No.713011372
I'm boycotting this game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:22:39 PM No.713011617
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Literally what fucking troon drugs are you people on?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:25:43 PM No.713011860
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>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:27:09 PM No.713011943
>>713011031 (OP)
>if that's too much platformer action for you
YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN ANY PLATFORMING THIS ENTIRE DIRECT NIGGER!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:28:17 PM No.713012038
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>>713011031 (OP)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:31:32 PM No.713012240
>>713011031 (OP)
Pretty sure Miyamoto intended for DK to be stupid from the very beginning
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:31:38 PM No.713012246
(you)
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>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:33:14 PM No.713012361
>>713011031 (OP)
>donkey kong
>hardcore
??????????
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:35:43 PM No.713012543
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>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:36:47 PM No.713012625
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>Smash Bros. Melee.
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and the Metroid Prime trilogy now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:37:35 PM No.713012692
Is bro mentally disabled??
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:37:39 PM No.713012705
>>713011031 (OP)
I sweat snoys say the most retarded shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:38:18 PM No.713012758
Why are the graphics so bad
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:39:34 PM No.713012860
>>713011031 (OP)
he's now boyfriend material
Replies: >>713016241
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:40:34 PM No.713012935
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>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:43:22 PM No.713013142
>>713011031 (OP)
He looks like a mix between Kiddy and Lankey Kong now.
What the fuck were they thinking?
It looks even more retarded when seeing him together with Diddy, who still looks the same as before.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:44:07 PM No.713013191
All the weird hardcore Donkey Kong Country fans I see are praising this game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:47:38 PM No.713013437
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>>713011031 (OP)
> hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Look man you've tried this shitposting angle before and you've been btfo each time. It's time to change things up.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:00:52 PM No.713014408
OP is right of course
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:02:35 PM No.713014532
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>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:05:41 PM No.713014746
>>713011031 (OP)
INCREDIBLE bait
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:44 PM No.713014894
The SNES games had better graphics than this.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:17:07 PM No.713015537
>>713012240
>stupid
who? DONKEY kong? impossible.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:17:52 PM No.713015578
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>>713011031 (OP)
cry more faggot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:19:38 PM No.713015716
>>713011031 (OP)
Sad but true. He's a lobotomite now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:23:05 PM No.713015974
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>>713011031 (OP)
> the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:27:05 PM No.713016241
>>713012860
True, and very fuckable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:28:00 PM No.713016306
>>713011031 (OP)
The most hardcore old head DK community at DK Vine, which has been around with the same angry leadership since the 90's and has loudly dumped on many a modern DK game/cameo that wasn't made by Rare, is collectively going insane over how much they like what they're seeing. You're either an uninformed idiot or do not understand anything about DK history.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:41:07 PM No.713017302
>>713016306
As someone who was a child and bought DK 94 and all DKC games when they released and was obsessed with them, I can confirm Bananza is indeed based.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:01:41 PM No.713018975
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>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:05:02 PM No.713019241
>>713011031 (OP)
Kids can't afford 70 dollars retard. This game is for predators. Which is fine.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:06:17 PM No.713019340
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>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:50 PM No.713019469
>>713011031 (OP)
Yes Nintendo makes kids games. Just cause you grew up with Nintendo doesn't mean Nintendo has to change for you.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:30 PM No.713019608
I dont care about any of that. I just dont like the clear influence of Seth Rogeykong. To hell with that rat.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:12:00 PM No.713019835
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>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Imagine being such an insecure faggot, OP, that you think the change in design of a fictional ape in a videogame is an attack towards masculinity worldwide.
Maybe in whatever third world country (You) live in, but i, for one, have better standards.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:15:43 PM No.713020140
>>713019469
Yes, but are they still making timeless classics that children and adults of the current and future generations will remember fondly? Or is it all forgettable schlock dumped into an oversaturated market?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:17:21 PM No.713020296
>>713011031 (OP)
Your skin is looking awfully brown today.
Have you ever seen the comment sections for Nintendo's YouTube videos about this game? The people who complain are 3rd world monkeys living in Brazil crying in broken English that donkeykong looks different and how they want the rare design back.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:20:17 PM No.713020554
>>713011031 (OP)
I played DKC1 when I was 7.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:20:23 PM No.713020563
zebra dk
zebra dk
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why zebra dk kinda....
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:21:20 PM No.713020645
>>713020563
It's awesome that they've allowed for a canon Pauline x horsecock scenario.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:23:02 PM No.713020779
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>>713011031 (OP)
why are you people acting like bananza is a continuation of the country games instead of a sequel to 64?
64 was always more cartoony and silly than country
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:23:15 PM No.713020801
>>713020563
>we want the Zootopia audience
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:25:22 PM No.713020960
>>713019469
>>713020140
They aren't making shit for kids. Kids can't afford gaming now lol
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:25:32 PM No.713020974
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>>713020563

Seriously couldn't find any non porn of these two.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:08 PM No.713021017
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>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
I remember when bait used to be subtle.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:46 PM No.713021079
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>>713012543
this lol wtf

Also do tendies think their games are for adults lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:49 PM No.713021085
>>713011031 (OP)
i wonder how good his tongue would feel on my balls
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:51 PM No.713021089
>>713020801
>zootopia invented zebras
Replies: >>713021180
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:28:07 PM No.713021180
>>713021089
With that specific quirky design? Yes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:29:15 PM No.713021282
Blue birds
Blue birds
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>>713020801
Anon ninendo has been making anthro animals long before zootopia existed.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:30:11 PM No.713021347
>>713012758
They need to be streamable to a switch one for the ds download co op
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:35:04 PM No.713021724
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>>713011223
>>713011860
>>713012246
>>713012543
>>713012935
>>713013437
Retarded samefaggot subhuman, but all the DKC games, including Returns and TF are difficult, challenging, gameplay-focused games that may also appeal to younger gamers but absolutely aren't dumbed down and catered to them like almost every modern Nintendo franchise.
Replies: >>713024597 >>713027179 >>713040723 >>713072437
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:47:54 PM No.713022841
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>>713011031 (OP)
>idiotic kids
anon.... its a nintendo game....
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:59:47 PM No.713023778
>>713011031 (OP)
wtf i love miyamoto now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:10:42 PM No.713024597
>>713021724
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:39:38 PM No.713026765
>>713021282
This Falco is too hot to not been made by a furfag
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:41:45 PM No.713026935
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>>713011031 (OP)
> the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
YD
6/18/2025, 10:42:16 PM No.713026974
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase

Doesn't exist and never did.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:43:07 PM No.713027031
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>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:43:20 PM No.713027046
really
really
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>>713011031 (OP)
Donkey Kong was always an idiotic kids game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:43:35 PM No.713027070
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>mandate fags lost and are now coping that non mandate changes are le bad
Replies: >>713028151
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:44:55 PM No.713027179
>>713021724
Have a (You) lil bro
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:46:11 PM No.713027275
dk3 art
dk3 art
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dkc was always a goo goo gaga series
Replies: >>713028428
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:53:04 PM No.713027783
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Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden
Replies: >>713028036 >>713034207 >>713042774 >>713073657 >>713077861
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:56:27 PM No.713028036
>>713027783
Half of them are snoys, other half are PC vegans. Meanwhile idorts and PC + Nintendo tendies are eating good.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:57:59 PM No.713028151
>>713027070
that's what it is, isn't it? mandatefags lost their only cope.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:00:07 PM No.713028295
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>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:01:54 PM No.713028428
>>713027275

This is my fucking dream bros. Whole family living in the Upper Midwest, rafting and fishing all day. Bouncing off the heads of our enemies and visiting our cool motorcycle-head uncle for some moonshine and weed. TAKE ME HOME KONG-TRY ROADS.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:02:12 PM No.713028460
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>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:06:04 PM No.713028748
>>713011031 (OP)
Nigga lookin like a bird with that "fur"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:06:46 PM No.713028801
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>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Do Raresnoys really?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:08:07 PM No.713028890
>>713011031 (OP)
Mandatefags seething so hard that they are using Donkey Kong as a paper tiger
You lost
Replies: >>713029124
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:10:25 PM No.713029049
darkhumor
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>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:11:40 PM No.713029124
>>713028890
>Mandatefags
In other words, snoys
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:12:32 PM No.713029192
Hate of this game feels so forced
Replies: >>713029349 >>713029453
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:14:57 PM No.713029349
>>713029192
>open world fatigue is forced
>hating a loved design being changed to match movie slop is forced
nah fuck off tendie
Replies: >>713029750 >>713045818
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:16:20 PM No.713029453
>>713029192
this is just what 4chan is now, third worlders begging first worlders not to buy games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:19:11 PM No.713029649
Tommy Pickles if he Robot
Tommy Pickles if he Robot
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>>713011031 (OP)
You tell them, fellow SNOY! Fuck that stupid kiddie shit, they should be enjoying our corporate graveyard instead!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:20:34 PM No.713029750
>>713029349
>open world fatigue is forced
Correct.
>hating a loved design being changed to match movie slop is forced
Correct.

Sorry your mandate myth died.
Replies: >>713045664 >>713066857
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:20:53 PM No.713029772
how many times are we going to have this same exact thread? I know autistic people love repetitive tasks and all but don't you guys get bored?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:21:47 PM No.713029832
it's about time DK got a personality.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:22:40 PM No.713029881
>>713011031 (OP)
>betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase

Lmaooo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:49 PM No.713029959
>>713011031 (OP)
Rare was never good. The Bananza design is an objective improvement due to that fact.
Replies: >>713030127 >>713032076 >>713032179
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:19 PM No.713030127
>>713029959
rare was good between DKC2 and Perfect Dark, then everything went to shit. a short but very good era overall
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:27:55 PM No.713030256
>>713011031 (OP)
>idiotic kids game
that's all nintendo games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:29 PM No.713030382
>>713011356
retro slopio games are not classic.
>no kong switching
>terrible roll
>waggle
>soulless art style
fuck off
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:13 PM No.713030502
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>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:34:02 PM No.713030717
>>713011158
miss him, bros
Replies: >>713056802
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:35:05 PM No.713030797
blog_lupin_friends
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>>713011031 (OP)
>Hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anon, do you seriously believe that smelly hairy grown-ass "hardcore" gamers living in their basements play these causal kiddy slop? Especially from a series that got less than 50 games?
Replies: >>713040027
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:38:49 PM No.713031065
Your thread doesn't really hold water when the game is being largely praised.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:10 PM No.713031165
>>713011031 (OP)
lol modern nintendo is by far the worst gaming company and they dont even have mtx
its so soulless and bad
switch was carried by wii u ports
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:41:53 PM No.713031305
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>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:44:17 PM No.713031484
>>713020801
What zootopia nigga, TF was inspired by The Ice Age and the zebra people from Bananza come directly from Madagascar
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:44:28 PM No.713031492
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:42 PM No.713031591
Why do people call this open world? Bowser's Fury was an open-world platform, but here the levels are clearly gated by the number of bananas you collect.
Replies: >>713032219 >>713032326
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:44 PM No.713031596
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md5: 3540bda7769eb8910cdcdd76ac495bfc๐Ÿ”
Is this the new resident schizo, or is this just bait?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:48:30 PM No.713031776
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1750117059173016
md5: 1b9aa4602c99878b8267db3e20fbe1f9๐Ÿ”
>>713020563
Replies: >>713050301
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:50:56 PM No.713031960
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md5: 2ebea828a4bc4fd4f998f2fc5e8b6b38๐Ÿ”
I'm glad they did the direct and showed us how shit it is, I almost bought it. I guess I'll stick to Mario Kart World and waiting it out for Metroid Prime 4. Hopefully this is the worst year for the Switch 2 and it only gets better from here.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:51:40 PM No.713032012
snoyjak
snoyjak
md5: fe062c34c3d3dd7ab7ec093ffcef4313๐Ÿ”
>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game and betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:52:07 PM No.713032051
1739041162711947
1739041162711947
md5: 2a9298e1e30c8b8abeab4ec36f74555c๐Ÿ”
>Let's turn Donkey Kong a Zootopia character that hangs out with a little a girl
What the fuck were they thinking?
Replies: >>713039705
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:52:33 PM No.713032076
>>713029959
>Rare was never good
yes they were. you changed.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:54:14 PM No.713032179
>>713029959
This is bait
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:54:22 PM No.713032187
>literally mario odyssey but with DK and a cute loli you can dress up

am I supposed to be upset about this because it sounds great
Replies: >>713032303
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:54:45 PM No.713032219
>>713031591
Because that's what Nintendo is saying every 5 minutes when they talk about the game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:55:11 PM No.713032252
derisivelaugh
derisivelaugh
md5: 4d796db93efb916e45a06c3ca98da696๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:55:53 PM No.713032303
>>713032187
It's 4 hours long, but yeah have fun. Odyssey is 3X longer, but have fun paying $70 for a game with no content and BotW assets.
Replies: >>713032421 >>713032638
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:12 PM No.713032326
>>713031591
because retards think that anything that isn't a linear hallway is open world
Replies: >>713032451
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:57:21 PM No.713032421
>>713032303
ok. thanks.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:57:41 PM No.713032451
>>713032326
Nintendo said it, yes, they are retarded.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:00:20 AM No.713032638
>>713032303
how do you know how long the game is?
Replies: >>713032942 >>713038505
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:04:18 AM No.713032936
>>713011031 (OP)
>that tongue
I want him to hug me like that crystal as I inhale his musky ape odor and we smoke a joint of Swiss goat cheese
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:04:25 AM No.713032942
1744367300296160
1744367300296160
md5: e01cfe5e05e91478fcf3f43c73c82edd๐Ÿ”
>>713032638
They said it's ~4 hours long, probably closer to 2.5 in the real world, and they price games based on "value". Mario Kart World only takes a few hours to get through, and that's $80. So this game at $70, on top of nintendo already confirming this months ago, tells me that the game is maybe 4 hours at most, but most likely 2.5-3.5.
Replies: >>713033141 >>713033210 >>713033338 >>713033386 >>713038756 >>713039902 >>713046179
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:18 AM No.713033141
>>713032942
>They said
who
Replies: >>713033170
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:42 AM No.713033170
>>713033141
Nintendo
Replies: >>713033489
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:08:14 AM No.713033210
>>713032942
bait so bad i have to call you retarded.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:10:05 AM No.713033338
1744982059043267
1744982059043267
md5: b371677ad3bfd0c0018beff3a7d91f1d๐Ÿ”
>>713032942
do you genuinely believe people play racing games to race once per track and then never again?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:10:42 AM No.713033386
>>713032942
Are you a troll or something? Mario Kart is an online multiplayer game. That time is just the offline content.
Replies: >>713033728
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:12:16 AM No.713033489
>>713033170
I am not finding this. Can you please show me.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:12:37 AM No.713033514
mosaic
mosaic
md5: d96e1309cfc6763eaaadeb515bba97b8๐Ÿ”
>>713020563
better wiped than striped...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:13:04 AM No.713033546
why DK look like Wreck-it Ralph? lmao
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:14:49 AM No.713033704
1746611804256346
1746611804256346
md5: e0c2d392bd674fa31365d489c212f621๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:15:04 AM No.713033728
1687535477104427_thumb.jpg
1687535477104427_thumb.jpg
md5: 51707fb2d8d91aa1b6d1bb6fde5d9495๐Ÿ”
>>713033386
not to mention there's no way anyone 100%s the game in 30 hours, considering all 1k stickers, open world collectibles, 3 starring all cups + mirror mode + knockout tours unless they specifically go for 100%ing from the getgo and don't fail any 3 starred cup (which is impossible for knockout tours by the way) AND have a detailed list of where every single collectible is
also does this site even count playing on all 200+ routes which takes over 10 hours? i agree that the game should've been 70 but the game definitely doesn't lack content, especially compared to prior games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:16:38 AM No.713033854
1529601304819
1529601304819
md5: ed31d14c3ae1f7187bdac9acffc78dac๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
tendies are not real people.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:18:03 AM No.713033974
>>713011031 (OP)
It's time to move on, granpa.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:18:43 AM No.713034016
1750241540408156
1750241540408156
md5: b288b03ef59f3f9c6e76e5cac589f5cd๐Ÿ”
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:19:45 AM No.713034072
shut up bitch
shut up bitch
md5: 6e1f3e64bfee2ceff13e3a5d062bec1d๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
Shut up, bitch.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:27 AM No.713034197
1455925290552
1455925290552
md5: 3ab4ad44653ab9fede34c6055c1b7bc8๐Ÿ”
>Big Guy With Small Girl Companion
Love this trope
Replies: >>713036521 >>713038130 >>713053884
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:30 AM No.713034207
>>713027783
I wonder if they'll like Star Fox zero once a new star fox comes out
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:22:46 AM No.713034321
>>713011031 (OP)
>The hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
OP confirmed millennial that only understands purpose through media consumed during childhood
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:49:44 AM No.713036338
1604817437486
1604817437486
md5: 3ba862a18bbfc5251ecfc03c0a091705๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:52:26 AM No.713036521
>>713034197
This guy gets it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.713037110
1673259102932432
1673259102932432
md5: 72ba280c95cb0e0c476111189ad99def๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:09:36 AM No.713037760
>>713011031 (OP)
>idiotic kids game
...it's a game about a funny gorilla jumping around anon
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:11:10 AM No.713037879
>>713011031 (OP)
>>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game and betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
I never say this, but touch grass. holy shit
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:13:08 AM No.713038025
>>713011031 (OP)
Well said. May all who gainsay this post be struck down.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:14:32 AM No.713038130
1717742897144557
1717742897144557
md5: 77f8d5b32a7423c5afa1bf7d62575398๐Ÿ”
>>713034197
>big milf with shota companion
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:15:47 AM No.713038215
thanks for the reaction images guys
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:19:42 AM No.713038487
I'll be honest, I wasn't that hyped on the game before but seeing more of it at this direct honestly made me want it. It looks like it will be quite fun
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:19:56 AM No.713038505
>>713032638
My uncle works at Nintendo
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:22:52 AM No.713038723
>>713011031 (OP)
Yeah they did it to Zelda and mario too so whatever
Replies: >>713038864
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:23:13 AM No.713038756
1743715855670064
1743715855670064
md5: b158e7e7d3aea44fc34d042a7ea8dd1d๐Ÿ”
>>713032942
>playing Mario Kart for completition's sake
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:24:40 AM No.713038857
1444261601019
1444261601019
md5: 9e437579385e56327e012d9cc13b2971๐Ÿ”
>betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:24:41 AM No.713038858
1689298469925331
1689298469925331
md5: eea00da0c822f79152fbfec51ff390e9๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:24:47 AM No.713038864
>>713038723
>Yeah they did it to Zelda
Yes but that was 27 years ago when OoT came out and ruined everything.
Replies: >>713039663
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:25:42 AM No.713038947
Just so you know we're gonna get this retarded kind of shitposting for every single game Nintendo releases this gen. Yes when the new Zelda comes out suddenly BotW and TotK will be masterpieces for these retards.
Replies: >>713039475 >>713054087
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:26:00 AM No.713038972
>>713011031 (OP)
Donkey Kong says trans rights
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:33:26 AM No.713039475
Robin 1
Robin 1
md5: e7ec5acf221624bcf4d73f04cf4c6b69๐Ÿ”
>>713038947
>we're gonna get this retarded kind of shitposting for every single game Nintendo releases this gen
Thanks for the warning. I guess the next few years are going to suck ass, aren't they?
Replies: >>713054087
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:36:12 AM No.713039663
>>713038864
haha
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:36:45 AM No.713039705
>>713032051
They wanted the Smash brothers audience
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:37:36 AM No.713039753
1694540805475127cry
1694540805475127cry
md5: 9eff3ce0a6a979ff0da3b87008ee1eea๐Ÿ”
>Miyamoto will die in your lifetime
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:37:37 AM No.713039754
2327723775068
2327723775068
md5: db37c10c45441314c9cb74da351907d0๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Replies: >>713039942 >>713040012
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:39:34 AM No.713039902
>>713032942
>32 hours
wtf? but theres no collection tracker
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:40:00 AM No.713039942
>>713039754
ok samefag you've made your point 50 times now
Replies: >>713040461
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:40:59 AM No.713040012
1749206601561280
1749206601561280
md5: 6c29b076ff8b8d4779be07ef1db5ae57๐Ÿ”
>>713039754
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:41:09 AM No.713040027
>>713030797
>newfag sharteen tries to rewrite history
dkc was like THE best game on the snes hands down. you had to be there to know
Replies: >>713040223 >>713040525 >>713042019 >>713061859
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:43:53 AM No.713040223
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2a1d3b14024258f1c923c445bcb337b9
md5: 4e56285c2bb5c0b1d7fea32b2afa1ebc๐Ÿ”
>>713040027
>THE best game on the snes hands down
is Link to the Past
Replies: >>713040561 >>713040978
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:47:01 AM No.713040461
>>713039942
Are you embarassed for lying yet? We'll keep goign OP.
Replies: >>713040580
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:47:13 AM No.713040470
>>713011031 (OP)
Video games are for children.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:48:02 AM No.713040525
>>713040027
>dkc was like THE best game on the snes hands down
No, it was just one of the best you dumbfuck absolutionist troll.
Replies: >>713040635
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:48:33 AM No.713040561
1583837102090
1583837102090
md5: 2e77c3bf2c7c44caf1c82fcab0c08439๐Ÿ”
>>713040223
>game designed from the ground up to sell guide books
yea fuckin right
Replies: >>713040961 >>713049832 >>713053309
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.713040580
>>713040461
are you 12 years old? shut the fuck up sped
Replies: >>713040792
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:49:34 AM No.713040635
>>713040525
i will agree with that. maybe came off a little too rash.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:50:43 AM No.713040723
>>713021724
I felt real hardcore with a set of plastic bongos in my lap. I am no way speaking ill of Jungle Beat when I say this, either; that game fucking rocks.
Replies: >>713056931
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:43 AM No.713040792
>>713040580
meant for >>713011031 (OP)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:54:07 AM No.713040961
Seisen_no_Keifu
Seisen_no_Keifu
md5: 596a06a5872e01d5107a0e2ff601ef7d๐Ÿ”
>>713040561
The only other snes game I've played is Genealogy of the Holy War
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:54:19 AM No.713040978
>>713040223
DKC2 takes a steamy ape dump over LttP. LttP isn't even better than LA.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:04:36 AM No.713041719
grrr
grrr
md5: df80ffd5f0523877778d8a76d3015e40๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>>713011158
>Donkey Kong isn't an idiotic kids game because le angery eyes
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.713042019
chowder-laughing
chowder-laughing
md5: 554b3529ebcb16674579a63c5e3406de๐Ÿ”
>>713040027
>A standard platformer is the greatest SNES game ever created.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:19:21 AM No.713042774
IMG_3403
IMG_3403
md5: e2f6319c41b635fe289e720a8ae10c3e๐Ÿ”
>>713027783
Or maybe they grew up with those games and left when Nintendo shat the bed on them? what's next you gonna tell me all Rise of Skywalker haters are secretly Star Trek fanboys?
Replies: >>713046767 >>713054350
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:22:42 AM No.713043008
If there is no "hardcore DKC fanbase", why did King K. Rool get top 3 in the Smash Brothers Ballot according to Sakurai? answer me samefags.
Replies: >>713043139
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:24:44 AM No.713043139
>>713043008
False if/then. That was easy.
Replies: >>713043491
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:26:00 AM No.713043219
Why are NIntendo fanboys so sensitive about any criticism of their favorite corporation? Do they really think this shitty redesign looks good?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:27:06 AM No.713043293
>>713011031 (OP)
every time I look at new dk it makes me think of kiddy kong
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:27:44 AM No.713043341
imagen_2025-06-18_182739726
imagen_2025-06-18_182739726
md5: ac9ca736dc4d9ed589a3da4a95cdf352๐Ÿ”
>>713011158
>Sakurai's strange fanfic that has almost never been related to how he is in the games
Same shit as Bowser, actually.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:30:01 AM No.713043491
>>713043139
Elaborate
Replies: >>713043906
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:30:04 AM No.713043495
One of the faggots that ruined the DKVine forums
One of the faggots that ruined the DKVine forums
md5: 583775ed25ab92046e5720144cd73d75๐Ÿ”
>>713016306
The DKVine today is severely gutted. The user there today are not the users of yesterday.
Replies: >>713049638 >>713073453
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:35:35 AM No.713043906
>>713043491
I don't debate trolls. Hope this helps.
Replies: >>713044371
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:38:14 AM No.713044105
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore
>Donkey Kong Country
huh
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:40:33 AM No.713044303
Diddy brow_thumb.jpg
Diddy brow_thumb.jpg
md5: 3842f335c29b061d5c6cb9f7be273420๐Ÿ”
>>713013142
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:41:27 AM No.713044371
>>713043906
I'm being completely sincere, answer me.
Replies: >>713044629
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:44:23 AM No.713044629
>>713044371
No.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:48:22 AM No.713044930
>>713011031 (OP)
Is this really how your gonna spend your summer son?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:58:13 AM No.713045664
>>713029750
trying too hard
Replies: >>713045818
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:00:13 AM No.713045818
>>713045664
meant for >>713029349
Replies: >>713046451
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:04:38 AM No.713046179
>>713032942
I bet you also bitch about people using items in a game like mario kart too, retard.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:08:22 AM No.713046451
>>713045818
While I agree that the "tendie" insult was trying too hard as well, it was clearly meant for you. To be so contrarian and pretend people having gotten tired of open world stuff and character design debates shouldn't happen or aren't organic is just trying too hard
Replies: >>713046708
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:12:04 AM No.713046708
>>713046451
You get a (You) in this thread too.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:12:54 AM No.713046767
>>713042774
nintendo shat the bed way before that, specially with the GC compared to PS2.
Replies: >>713047000
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:14:52 AM No.713046917
>>713011223
Donkey Kong country wasn't a particularly easy game
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:15:01 AM No.713046926
>>713011031 (OP)
it's not a DKC game though
it doesn't even have Country in the title
even DK64 was just diet Banjo-style fairytale land
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:16:01 AM No.713047000
>>713046767
Nah Metroid Prime and the Pikmin games carried the gamecube, as well as Twilight Princess.
Replies: >>713047457
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:20:21 AM No.713047317
>>713011031 (OP)
Miyamoto is return to monke pilled
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:22:28 AM No.713047457
>>713047000
the cube as a sole console yeah, but as a PS2 competitor? disgraceful.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:49:56 AM No.713049359
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1730763922397623
md5: 59d78517ef7393bc5f9aac514bafb828๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:53:44 AM No.713049638
>>713043495
God damn what a fucking faggot.
The type to ask his mom about her preferred pronouns
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:56:00 AM No.713049804
>>713011158
>Character based off of Sakurai's fan fiction.
We would still have Melee Bowser if it wasn't for you fags
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:56:21 AM No.713049832
>>713040561
>ALttP
>Guide book
Anon wut?
If you had said the original then maybe
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:59:54 AM No.713050086
>>713011031 (OP)
literally all nintendo games are kids games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:02:58 AM No.713050301
t0m4b9
t0m4b9
md5: 0346b1f0ebae15c2d0cd4cf3f65276de๐Ÿ”
>>713031776
>Kong Donkey Kong's ass is bare except for several pinstripes that form together and point directly at his anus
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
Replies: >>713053689
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:32:52 AM No.713052201
1746742983727192
1746742983727192
md5: 5bd87620ba3df65a67991c340ac59429๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
This game is gonna give me feels I didn't ask for at the end isn't it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:34:37 AM No.713052304
eedd5cf569384e972df7ee8cebb8a84ec86a7ab7f382f3f34b40e2cc4d22b8e1
The real question that needs to be asked is why do Diddy and Dixie need their eyes to be separated but nearly all of the other characters still go with the eyes squished together.
Replies: >>713053619 >>713065119
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:37:06 AM No.713052452
>>713011031 (OP)
it literally is for toddlers.
just look at it. listen to the horrible fucking voice acting. the cringe song.
that direct is so fucking embarrassing. Nintendo games used to be appealing to everyone like old Pixar movies.

this slop is a saturday morning anime exclusive for children.
Replies: >>713065491
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:44:01 AM No.713052881
1563922520561
1563922520561
md5: 7997213be2c1673b4c798bab3875cdcb๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
Do people really think of DK as "hard core"
Replies: >>713053160 >>713053259
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:48:29 AM No.713053160
>>713052881
Tropical Freeze was advertised as a hard game, Nintendo is well aware that as platformers go they are a little more hardcore than Mario (which was funny since TF is actually the easiest of the DKC games)
Replies: >>713065426
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:05 AM No.713053259
>>713052881
Tropical freeze and OG DK country are hard as balls compared to most nintendo games.
DK appeals to an older audience. which is why this design, this voice acting, this game is such an affront to all that.
Replies: >>713054190 >>713065426
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:41 AM No.713053309
>>713040561
What a fucking shitter holy shit
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:53:17 AM No.713053484
>>713011031 (OP)
"rarefags" are 100% the new sonicfags, what even is this post? almost reminds me of mario mandate schizos and the losers who cry over yoshi games past yoshi's island
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:55:19 AM No.713053619
>>713052304
I doubt the person who gave DK a rape face, philtrum and dinted nigger nose, knows anything about design consistency or any good design principals.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:56:34 AM No.713053689
1746793445609249
1746793445609249
md5: 660a418ba58ae8d27dd30950c54c6ad6๐Ÿ”
>>713050301
I for one welcome these new transformations.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:59:54 AM No.713053884
>>713034197
It's a great trope indeed.
Lots of fun options.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:01:46 AM No.713053979
>>713011031 (OP)
You sound like someone who is 5 and 40
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:03:53 AM No.713054087
>>713039475
nah, indulge in the salt anon.
embrace it, become one with it.

>>713038947
>Drag&Drift will make /v/ shill ARMS
>finally
That will be a fun day.
8 more years of fun.
Replies: >>713054190
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:05:59 AM No.713054190
81116
81116
md5: 7d89d42bd45b856d4fc8047f6aab5211๐Ÿ”
>>713053259
>DK appeals to an older audience
I grew out of Donkey Kong when i was 10
>>713054087
I'll try, but sometimes its hard to get into the mood, you know?
Replies: >>713055134
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:07:46 AM No.713054278
I consider myself a hardcore DKC fanboy (the real games, not waggle slop) and I'm excited for this game. It actually looks way better than I expected and you get a barefoot loli Kazooie as an added bonus.
Replies: >>713055134
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:08:59 AM No.713054350
>>713042774
Been playing since the SNES and GBC. Nintendo is making some of their best games ever.
Sorry you niggers forgot how to have fun.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:22:39 AM No.713055134
>>713054278
if you aren't a fan of Jungle Beat you aren't a DK fan.
Period.

>>713054190
Its clearly false flagging disingenuous faggots shit stirring.
I just roll my eyes at how pathetic the ragebaiting is.
Tomorrow will be stellar so buckle up.
Replies: >>713055316 >>713056563
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:25:30 AM No.713055316
>>713055134
That's not DKC, that's a completely separate franchise. OP said DKC specifically.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:47:03 AM No.713056563
>>713055134
>fan of Jungle Beat
I'm a fan of Jungle Beat in concept but in execution the controls are FUCKING TERRIBLE.
they even had a "gamecube controller" mode THAT LITERALLY WORKED THE SAME AS THE FUCKING BONGOS.
someone needs to decompile or mod that shit and give it the proper controls it deserves.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:47:06 AM No.713056568
>>713011031 (OP)
>>713011158
>Rape Ape stare lost with Age

This game is a prequel
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:51:21 AM No.713056802
>>713030717
same but not the Smash version, his fur never looked right (to be fair that's always been a difficult thing to do with Dk) and Sakurai kept giving him dumb actual animal noises.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:43 AM No.713056931
>>713040723
notice how he said DKC games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:56:28 AM No.713057097
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>>713020563
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:15:41 AM No.713058172
>Le kids XDD
a kid will never bother to find all the bonus coins or the DK coins
Replies: >>713058630 >>713061084
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:24:03 AM No.713058630
>>713058172
damn... so hardcore... I kneel true gamerchad...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:10:42 AM No.713061084
>>713058172
it's funny since even Miyamoto expressed frustration of Mario just being seen for kids, compared to something like the Yoshi franchise.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:12:18 AM No.713061170
Winston_Rowntree_-_Sitcom_Flanderization
Winston_Rowntree_-_Sitcom_Flanderization
md5: 3be36ce3f91eee02cf024f258f36dad8๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>>713011158
Replies: >>713074484
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:25:38 AM No.713061859
>>713040027
It's not even the best platformer on the SNES, you tasteless nigger.
Replies: >>713076746
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:17:02 AM No.713064395
>>713011031 (OP)
>Before losing Pauline
>>713011158
>After losing Pauline
DK was never the same bubbly monke after losing her
At least he has a city named after him
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:29:49 AM No.713065007
>Uhm... Actually I'm a hardcore veteran of this game for 2 year olds...... I'm a big deal!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:31:18 AM No.713065069
>>713011031 (OP)
never played a king kong game
i might try this shit looks fun
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:32:35 AM No.713065119
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1666368192239
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>>713052304
I bet you some intern or the redesigner thought to themselves "hurr it doesn't make sense for them to have a monoeye" or some dumb shit like that, same reason why Sonic in the movie has his eyes separated. The need to 'fix' shit that doesn't need to be fixed runs deep in artists and illustrators. They can't help themselves. Someone also said that the Illumination president is on the NoA board of directors, wouldn't surprise me if he was trying to get his influence on the designs too. He won't stop at Mario and Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:35:12 AM No.713065223
1750276218127008
1750276218127008
md5: c6cd4ee0abcafa10214d29ac905a95a1๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>DKC fans BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the hyperbolic Rare games
Replies: >>713065372
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:38:08 AM No.713065326
>>713011031 (OP)
>betray the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
These games are made for children, not for you.
You should've fucking learned that by now, they're Nintendo games.
Imagine hearing a Mariotard going "THEY BETRAYED US" when they make some piss easy game or whatever.
Replies: >>713068828
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:38:46 AM No.713065357
Nintendo's marketing team is working around the clock to mitigate any and all concerns of the hardcore fanbase, I see.
Replies: >>713072060
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:39:11 AM No.713065372
>>713065223
this is fake
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:39:23 AM No.713065383
>>713011031 (OP)
dkc is a kids game where you jump on critters and collect bananas while walking one way
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:40:19 AM No.713065426
>>713053160
>>713053259
I played tropical freeze recently, it's really not that hard. It's no more hard than really any Nintendo game other than shit like mario wonder.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:42:06 AM No.713065491
>>713052452
>the cringe song.
4/10 reminded me of a Canadian manchild who said Jump Up Superstar reminded him of a preschool theme song
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:42:07 AM No.713065493
dk94 looked and played better than dkc
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:42:27 AM No.713065509
>>713020960
>Kids can't afford gaming now
Nor could they ever, sperg. Parents bought the games.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:48:31 AM No.713065771
At least they fixed Rambi. He seems to look more like the Rare design. Hated the Retro Studios look.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:48:51 AM No.713065784
>>713011031 (OP)
It's literally the only game that looks fun in their line-up
I don't care if it looks like "a kid's game"
what are you? Fucking 13 years old?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:56:50 AM No.713066124
I hope there's porn of zebra kong
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:13:43 AM No.713066796
file
file
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>>713011031 (OP)
>idiotic kids game
That fuck ass plumber will have this much aura.
Replies: >>713067813
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:14:47 AM No.713066857
>>713029750
>open world fatigue is forced
How can you unironically say this when we've been getting open world shit for like 2 decades now?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:38:59 AM No.713067813
>>713066796
No faggot Hedgehog from a certain other franchise has ever looked this cool.
Replies: >>713082983
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:46:04 AM No.713068092
CYKAMAN
CYKAMAN
md5: 5f997531a9039ef5950c58a4d9ed1299๐Ÿ”
You know what's funny?
You have all these retards posting the same
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
line with an image, hoping to get into the collage.

Cunts, when the fuck was the last time someone even made a screencap collage of people repeating the same quote?
It's like people saying STREAM THAT FILM IF YOU'RE SO GREAT and nobody ever streams that film.
The best you get is nothing.
The worst you get is that fucking sped up webm of it.

Fucking think.
Replies: >>713068697
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:00:48 AM No.713068697
>>713068092
I just thought it would be funny. I mean c'mon, why would you waste your time making a collage of some bait that's not even that good in the first place?
>when the fuck was the last time someone even made a screencap collage of people repeating the same quote?
Since the last days of good baits that are actually funny.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:03:58 AM No.713068828
_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f (1)
_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f (1)
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>>713065326
>These games are made for children, not for you.

All games should be made for me and only me because I am LITERALLY the most important person ever. Why would I be me if I wasn't?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:19:42 AM No.713072060
>>713065357
They have to. Modern Nintendo has completely done away with their previous philosophy of designing games for everyone and has leaned harder into being just for kids.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:26:04 AM No.713072305
DK was one of Nintendo's darkest, most adult franchises. It's now been reduced to a children's game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:29:19 AM No.713072437
>>713021724
They just realized that you retarded manchildren are far too broke to worth it over focusing on the actual child and parent wanting to buy gift to child demographic.
Grow up or play "adult" games Timmy.
Replies: >>713072936
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:32:06 AM No.713072542
>>713011031 (OP)
I just watched the direct and I think it looks amazing, making little brother mode a mouse thing is extra based, force young people into becoming mousefags
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:39:54 AM No.713072848
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md5: f00343ae3dc62a3ddae4a8def3588997๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Replies: >>713073145
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:41:08 AM No.713072893
fug
fug
md5: cb178b00dd4798c1b291a96e09fff4f9๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:42:34 AM No.713072936
>>713072437
If we assume this is true that's not even a good thing. Pretty much what's killing modern media is the dumbing down for the lowest common denominator and making games specifically to just be superficially consumed without too much investment than discarded for the next thing. it results in a lot of games being shallow experiences. It's not something to be defended.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:45:02 AM No.713073036
the most important question is whether I'm going to be able to play with Japanese Pauline voice and subs
Replies: >>713073065 >>713073358 >>713078048
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:45:51 AM No.713073065
>>713073036
>nintendo
no, they don't offer original dubs
Replies: >>713073136
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:47:52 AM No.713073136
>>713073065
Don't say that, man :(
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:48:07 AM No.713073145
>>713072848
I mean tropical freeze was pretty tricky, especially the boss fights, I was really only able to beat the final boss in any reasonable timeframe because I was playing co op
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:51:10 AM No.713073272
>kids game, 2025
:/
>kids game, 1994
:O
Replies: >>713073335 >>713073862
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:52:35 AM No.713073335
>>713073272
yeah we're not kids anymore
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:53:17 AM No.713073358
>>713073036
Just play it in Japanese.
It's a kid's game so the language will be easy as fuck.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:55:37 AM No.713073453
>>713043495
>we encourage women to do what they want more than ever
>women still only account for 30% of game development

maybe women don't wanna work in games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:00:31 PM No.713073657
Screenshot_20250619_125946_Firefox
Screenshot_20250619_125946_Firefox
md5: 5979abfa308c093f75dd147529aef366๐Ÿ”
>>713027783
Who lives their life like this?
Replies: >>713076058 >>713078243
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:05:24 PM No.713073862
>>713073272
Yup. The culture, sensibilities and design philosphies back then were a lot of better than the culture, sensibilities and design philosophies of today. 3 decades is a long time and things change, current kids media is going to be way different than it was in the past.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:13:35 PM No.713074238
>>713020563
So itโ€™s not just me. De phallic bananya hair also weirdly enticing.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:14:36 PM No.713074281
>>713020974
Itโ€™s there, try harder.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:15:13 PM No.713074313
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md5: 25db8578444baa0a5754155561ee54ac๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
All 5 of them?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:15:31 PM No.713074336
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1742805360544025
md5: 7027ad1b1ef5625b3e57d730871357bc๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Replies: >>713076190
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:18:42 PM No.713074479
MAMMAMIAAAAA
MAMMAMIAAAAA
md5: 3ff383fe9555c9726c9310575e344924๐Ÿ”
>>713011158
Cool fan redesign!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:18:49 PM No.713074484
>>713061170
Hands in pockets is the only character defining trait.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:52:59 PM No.713076058
>>713073657
As someone who pretty much exclusively played Nintendo myself I don't know what happened to the general Nintendo fandom on /v/. They clearly became just a schizo as the other fanboys they deride and are some of the biggest console warriors now. The lengths they go to shut down any criticism, good faith or not is just insane and everyone is apparently a boogieman.

I guess it's a "stare at the abyss" type of thing, they've argued with schizos for so long they also just became schizos alongside them.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:53:33 PM No.713076079
file
file
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>>713011031 (OP)
dankey kang is in
Replies: >>713076713
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:56:08 PM No.713076190
>>713074336
Yep, they look like that.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:56:42 PM No.713076212
>>713011031 (OP)
Read this sentence again and understand this is why you're a virgin.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:03:48 PM No.713076531
Is this gonna be like one of those Disney villain movie prequels where it turns out Donkey Kong did nothing wrong at all?
Replies: >>713076681 >>713078925
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:05:39 PM No.713076616
1738737827325797
1738737827325797
md5: a10f330d933194a1591f2bf1ca739a75๐Ÿ”
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:06:34 PM No.713076653
>kids game
whoโ€™s gonna tell him?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:07:14 PM No.713076681
>>713076531
we all knew it to be true anyway
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:08:00 PM No.713076713
>>713076079
Blue Rasberry Kong
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:08:15 PM No.713076730
GtvviMhWIAA_7ra
GtvviMhWIAA_7ra
md5: 7137b44ac1ea6bd5dd16d7070afc6d69๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
This will be the highest grossing DK game in all time
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:08:40 PM No.713076746
>>713061859
Name them then. Mario world is fucking boring, and gets trivialized by the cape feather.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:14:00 PM No.713076973
1749858980988899
1749858980988899
md5: e7b94aa3598db5ab3c85cb697be05fad๐Ÿ”
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:33:45 PM No.713077861
>>713027783
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
Hey go fuck yourself that isn't Sonyfags, just people not ok with their series getting ruined
Replies: >>713078243
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:34:41 PM No.713077910
Post the emotion animations
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:37:39 PM No.713078048
>>713073036
You can. Theres some gameplay of Bananza where a guy opens the settings menu while playing and you can toggle her voice between consoles region language or Japanese.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:41:54 PM No.713078243
>>713077861
Annnd here's the OOTsnoy to demonstrate the point.

>>713073657
Now show me how many anti-Nintendo seething shitposts you've made in total just this month alone.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:55:00 PM No.713078920
>>713011031 (OP)
>>Let's turn Donkey Kong into an idiotic kids game
Nintendo only makes kids games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:55:02 PM No.713078925
>>713076531
Donkey Kong kidnapped Pauline solely because he's a prankster and was making fun of Mario. Retconning that would be the height of faggotry.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:15:04 PM No.713079908
Screenshot_20250619-081303
Screenshot_20250619-081303
md5: afc3fad8913cb57aee04884f650ac864๐Ÿ”
I recognize that keeping King K Rool a secret is cool, but at the same time the surprise will be ruined for everyone because of YouTube thumbnails posting the final boss as soon as the game releases in New Zealand
Replies: >>713080302
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:23:14 PM No.713080302
>>713079908
there will be no K.Rool in the game. There will be Mario though
Replies: >>713081974
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:54:30 PM No.713081974
Ghastly_King
Ghastly_King
md5: 87b8bf6a716835fa30f9718a57e19ff3๐Ÿ”
>>713080302
He's in.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:56:56 PM No.713082109
>>713020563
I despise this design.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:58:59 PM No.713082236
>>713011031 (OP)
>hardcore DKC fanbase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:59:54 PM No.713082282
one i feel like they are trying to suck miyamotos dick before he dies.
two. this is the same shit i saw on this same board before windwaker
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:12:02 PM No.713082983
>>713067813
you mean silver?