>>520246419
No.
If she agreed to marriage maybe.
But first we're gonna need a month of me getting to cook for her so I can see what her fat distribution is like, because I'll want to pump her full of kids if she has Fertility Idol genetics when it comes to weight gain.
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>... clearly stated in DKC many times that Cranky is the one who fought Mario on the girders, and Pauline was there as an adult, and the "modern" Donkey Kong is just his son
>But Cranky is an old man in Bananza, and Donkey Kong is there as his son, but Pauline is a 13-year-old
>It doesn't make any sense at all
>But Cranky is an old man in Bananza, and Donkey Kong is there as his son, but Pauline is a 13-year-old
>It doesn't make any sense at all
>assuming you COULD get pregnancy in the game, the sex scenes to get to the pregnancy would never get past the ratings boards
>pregnancy would be a negative effect if it's a playable female like Lara as you wouldn't be able to do all her moves
>human pregnancy takes 9 months. Most game stories takes place between 1-4 days
>monster pregnancies could be more rapid, but then it becomes a game over state so would be what t avoid
>have to do something with the useless baby at the end - either gets ignored/left for someone else to raise so it's pointless, or becomes an annoying plot device to carry around
Fable 3 could have your character get pregnant, and all it did was have a black screen saying "You are pregnant", and then when you fade back in you have the baby, who just then either stays with the husband at home whilst you adventure, or at the orphanage if you're not married yet waiting for you to get married so they can be picked up later. Realistic, this is as far as a pregnancy mechanic can go without it being the entire main mechanic of the game for an adult monster rape simulator fetish game.
>pregnancy would be a negative effect if it's a playable female like Lara as you wouldn't be able to do all her moves
>human pregnancy takes 9 months. Most game stories takes place between 1-4 days
>monster pregnancies could be more rapid, but then it becomes a game over state so would be what t avoid
>have to do something with the useless baby at the end - either gets ignored/left for someone else to raise so it's pointless, or becomes an annoying plot device to carry around
Fable 3 could have your character get pregnant, and all it did was have a black screen saying "You are pregnant", and then when you fade back in you have the baby, who just then either stays with the husband at home whilst you adventure, or at the orphanage if you're not married yet waiting for you to get married so they can be picked up later. Realistic, this is as far as a pregnancy mechanic can go without it being the entire main mechanic of the game for an adult monster rape simulator fetish game.
>>151282437
dude had all the time in the world to throw to first. he must've thought there was only 1 out or something.
dude had all the time in the world to throw to first. he must've thought there was only 1 out or something.
Does it actually matter if Donkey Kong lore makes no sense?
>... I'm just saying that the DK lore doesn't make any sense now that Pauline is an adult during Cranky's time and a child during DK's time
Focus groups are a necessary tool that is being used poorly. You collect data and learn things about how players engage with what you've done to inform your decisions but you DON'T treat optimizing focus group performance as the goal, you don't compromise your design goals for it (or lack actual design goals and let yourself be directed by the whim of the focus testing).
>>717179241
I still remember that one Pokemon video about how they made choosing a starter just a reconstruction of the American voting system for twenty fucking minutes.
Dude, just tell me if Gary can defeat the elite four or not what the fuck are you talking about.
Fucking Nintendo fans man.
I still remember that one Pokemon video about how they made choosing a starter just a reconstruction of the American voting system for twenty fucking minutes.
Dude, just tell me if Gary can defeat the elite four or not what the fuck are you talking about.
Fucking Nintendo fans man.
>... argument mostly derives from the question of whether or not Donkey Kong, the character in modern Nintendo games who is rivals with Mario, is the ORIGINAL Donkey Kong from the arcade, or if that's Cranky
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>It’s complicated by Bananza, in which Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong are separate characters again, but Pauline is now a middle-schooler instead of an adult woman. Is Cranky Kong kidnapped an adult Pauline, how is his son spending time with a child Pauline? Is this the daughter of the original Pauline?
>Furthermore, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>And let’s not even try to figure out how DK Jr. fits into this.
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>It’s complicated by Bananza, in which Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong are separate characters again, but Pauline is now a middle-schooler instead of an adult woman. Is Cranky Kong kidnapped an adult Pauline, how is his son spending time with a child Pauline? Is this the daughter of the original Pauline?
>Furthermore, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>And let’s not even try to figure out how DK Jr. fits into this.
>... argument mostly derives from the question of whether or not Donkey Kong, the character in modern Nintendo games who is rivals with Mario, is the ORIGINAL Donkey Kong from the arcade, or if that's Cranky
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>However, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>It’s further complicated by Bananza, in which Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong are separate characters again, but Pauline is now a middle-schooler instead of an adult woman. Is Cranky Kong kidnapped an adult Pauline, how is his son spending time with a child Pauline? Is this the daughter of the original Pauline?
>And let’s not even try to figure out how DK Jr. fits into this.
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>However, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>It’s further complicated by Bananza, in which Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong are separate characters again, but Pauline is now a middle-schooler instead of an adult woman. Is Cranky Kong kidnapped an adult Pauline, how is his son spending time with a child Pauline? Is this the daughter of the original Pauline?
>And let’s not even try to figure out how DK Jr. fits into this.
>… issue arises primarily from the question of whether or not Donkey Kong, the character, is two individual people who were at some point named Donkey Kong, or a single person
>In the DKC series, it is made unambiguously clear that Cranky Kong is the "original" Donkey Kong who battled Jumpman on the girders, and the current Donkey Kong is his son
>It is also made clear in Mario Odyssey that Mario battling a gorilla on girders to rescue Pauline is still canon
>However, no other games besides the DKC series reference Cranky Kong, his only direct Mario-series reference is in the film
>This is notable because the Mario Kart and Party series have included every other major Donkey Kong character except Cranky
>Additionally, Super Smash Bros consistently labels Donkey Kong's first appearance as 1981, when the original arcade game came out, when it makes distinctions for Ganon vs Ganondorf or Link vs Toon Link
>This also raises the additional question of whether DK Jr from the second arcade game is a distinct character or just the younger form of "modern" Donkey Kong
>And don’t even get me started on why Donkey Kong aged into an old man as Cranky Kong, but Mario and Pauline are still the same age as they were in the 80s…
>In the DKC series, it is made unambiguously clear that Cranky Kong is the "original" Donkey Kong who battled Jumpman on the girders, and the current Donkey Kong is his son
>It is also made clear in Mario Odyssey that Mario battling a gorilla on girders to rescue Pauline is still canon
>However, no other games besides the DKC series reference Cranky Kong, his only direct Mario-series reference is in the film
>This is notable because the Mario Kart and Party series have included every other major Donkey Kong character except Cranky
>Additionally, Super Smash Bros consistently labels Donkey Kong's first appearance as 1981, when the original arcade game came out, when it makes distinctions for Ganon vs Ganondorf or Link vs Toon Link
>This also raises the additional question of whether DK Jr from the second arcade game is a distinct character or just the younger form of "modern" Donkey Kong
>And don’t even get me started on why Donkey Kong aged into an old man as Cranky Kong, but Mario and Pauline are still the same age as they were in the 80s…
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>>510595554
You have to take into account that he is gonna have a brain the size of an average person, but a much larger body.
Means the skull doesn't have to be shaped as much to fit the brain.
>>510596635
>>510595852
>>510595554
You have to take into account that he is gonna have a brain the size of an average person, but a much larger body.
Means the skull doesn't have to be shaped as much to fit the brain.
>>715629205
>former Rare employee talk about Candy Kong like she was a mistake
>Nintendo of Japan makes a Donkey Kong game after literal decades
>Doubles the fuck down and makes another temptress sex-monkey
Fucking LOL
>former Rare employee talk about Candy Kong like she was a mistake
>Nintendo of Japan makes a Donkey Kong game after literal decades
>Doubles the fuck down and makes another temptress sex-monkey
Fucking LOL
>>510142188
Top ten's pretty fucking good for a country that has existed for less than the rest. I count Israel as having existed for as long as the jews because Israel is just a really fucking big synagogue where they say the shit in the open that they used to say behind closed doors.
Meanwhile Australia had to carve its own, new identity.
And we still managed to place in the top ten. These other cunts have had centuries to practice the racism that just comes naturally to the great southern land.
Perhaps after fifty thousand years of boongs burning it down and wiping out the megafauna, the land itself is speaking through us, finally able to call them coons.
For fifty thousand years; I Have No Mouth And I Must Slur.
Top ten's pretty fucking good for a country that has existed for less than the rest. I count Israel as having existed for as long as the jews because Israel is just a really fucking big synagogue where they say the shit in the open that they used to say behind closed doors.
Meanwhile Australia had to carve its own, new identity.
And we still managed to place in the top ten. These other cunts have had centuries to practice the racism that just comes naturally to the great southern land.
Perhaps after fifty thousand years of boongs burning it down and wiping out the megafauna, the land itself is speaking through us, finally able to call them coons.
For fifty thousand years; I Have No Mouth And I Must Slur.
>>530738390
yeah, welcome to Rune. braindead craft that out-performs even dragon at lategame due to D-shift.
Satan isnt even a maybe. its a ensured because of how much draw power the deck has. you HAVE to beat rune before turn 10 but that means you have to play creatures and if you play creatures then they just spam removal them so....hope you have several broken storm followers or someshit.
yeah, welcome to Rune. braindead craft that out-performs even dragon at lategame due to D-shift.
Satan isnt even a maybe. its a ensured because of how much draw power the deck has. you HAVE to beat rune before turn 10 but that means you have to play creatures and if you play creatures then they just spam removal them so....hope you have several broken storm followers or someshit.
>>714990676
Because all it took was a single one of them to almost entirely annihilate the jedi when the jedi were, at the time, a cornerstone of galactic politics.
The Rule of Two was a bad idea, however.
The best of the Sith rose to the top not by outsmarting the jedi, but by outsmarting each other. The Rule of Two lowered their level of competitiveness.
And that's why the Sith were a threat. Competing against the entire galactic political machine and the jedi was Easy Mode.
Because all it took was a single one of them to almost entirely annihilate the jedi when the jedi were, at the time, a cornerstone of galactic politics.
The Rule of Two was a bad idea, however.
The best of the Sith rose to the top not by outsmarting the jedi, but by outsmarting each other. The Rule of Two lowered their level of competitiveness.
And that's why the Sith were a threat. Competing against the entire galactic political machine and the jedi was Easy Mode.
>>508556242
Because what the fuck is the difference between male and female in Asia?
Because what the fuck is the difference between male and female in Asia?
>>713011031
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Imagine being such an insecure faggot, OP, that you think the change in design of a fictional ape in a videogame is an attack towards masculinity worldwide.
Maybe in whatever third world country (You) live in, but i, for one, have better standards.
>the hardcore Donkey Kong Country fanbase
Imagine being such an insecure faggot, OP, that you think the change in design of a fictional ape in a videogame is an attack towards masculinity worldwide.
Maybe in whatever third world country (You) live in, but i, for one, have better standards.
>>712758237
>You faggots have been chugging this hyper-retardized shitslop since the wii
MKWii's the one with the biggest metagame.
>You faggots have been chugging this hyper-retardized shitslop since the wii
MKWii's the one with the biggest metagame.