Thread 716442964

There was no need to make her look like this

>>716442964 (OP)
The need is that it's cute.
Girls need to be cute.

>>716442964 (OP)
OP, she couldn't sing at the town hall looking like a bum.

>>716442964 (OP)
The loli stays

>>716444126
At least she put on shoes when she's busking in the street.

/v/ - Nintendo, Gacha, E-Celeb, and Off-Topic Generals

>>716442964 (OP)
Why is she a kid? Is it a prequel?

>>716444176
bold, nice GR art
but Mods is gonna catch you eventually.

>>716444227
Let's see, video games, not video games, not video games, not video games.
And yet here you are, in the video games thread, complaining.

>>716444176
Abysmal drawing what the fuck

Will nuPauline replace Pauline like in pic related?

>>716444229
In the loosest sense. Doesn't really much mind to continuity.

>>716444229
Because she needed to fit on DK's shoulder
Nintendo doesn't give much of a fuck about overarching narratives or timelines

based

>>716444579
>shrinks to fit
If you're gonna do "dick bigger than the recipient's entire body" you can't just suddenly make it smaller so penetration works. Either work around it or fuck off

>>716444176
>>716444503
>>716444579
>>716444656
>posting loli porn while mods doesn't get to see this thread
truly /v is the most based board ever. Is this always like this when someone post porn outofcontext?

you're right
im calling collective shout right away

>>716444768
Mods are diligently deleting every anti-payment processor thread. They'll get here soon.

>>716444464
I'm not sure why anyone does. They're usually terrible or make no sense and get retconned or all of the above. The comic book idea of continuity juggled along by different creatives and teams is a miserable clusterfuck, why would anyone want that?

>>716444940
Because it's fun and autists (us) like categorizing things.

porn thread.
*sighs and cocks gun.*

This thread is why we need Collective Shout

>>716445024
Is it fun? I see schizophrenics mindbreaking themselves over the inconsequential nonsense. That's annoying for me and it doesn't seem fun for them.

>>716445195
nordic yes.png

>>716442964 (OP)
You dont like her dick sucking lips?

>>716444503
>>716444579
>>716444656
That's a child fucking delete this

>>716445328
umm... you looked at those child sexual abuse materials? You're going to jail for possession in your cache, chuddy.

>>716445274
I don't think it's fun. I think it's compulsion. Comic book canon is the drug of spergs.

pauline's soggy cravat

>>716445328
Yes, I am Delete This.

you guys ever wonder how there's a cranky old kong yet Mario is always the same age?

>>716442964 (OP)
The lipstick is a bit much. It looks weird.

>>716445771
Yeah, but I also know there's not an official answer. Cranky's the arcade DK, but only according to Rare's headcanon which they specifically said they didn't put in the game, because they didn't think NoJ would clear it.
So I'd rather just leave it that. As opposed to what happened with Metroid, where we eventually did get answers from Sakamoto, and it was unbelievably lame and gay and now that's canon forever.

>>716444229
Its a prequel to Odyssey in the most concrete sense

>>716445860
Diva outfit's not my favorite but I need the discs man.

>>716442964 (OP)
I want to kiss her little lips
And her kissing my cheeks leaving a lips marking like a looney tune character

Are Nintendo games voice acted with shitty dubs now or do they still grunt?

>>716444464
>Because she needed to fit on DK's shoulder
>Nintendo doesn't give much of a fuck about overarching narratives or timelines

Opposite. They are trying to merge the DK and Mario-verse into one.

>>716446464
They've been voice acted for a while now, man. Super Mario 64 had voice acting.

>>716446693
You nigger

>>716446726
SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>>716446726
At least I'm not a nigger on ice like you.

>>716442964 (OP)
She's so cute omg

>>716444016
She's a fucking child you disgusting SUB HUMAN

>>716444464
>spends 99% of the game pointing her soles at the camera
>multiple lines where she talks about her bare feet
what did they mean by this?

>>716447231
Believe it or not, the average human gets no kind of arousal from feet OR children for that matter. CRAZY, RIGHT?

>>716447231
I thought it was innocent before I played the game, but there are just too many hints.

it's a homage to adult pauline. it's not any deeper than that.

>>716447738
plus, you know japs do be like that so you know the creators did it on purpose

>>716448597
Be like what?

>>716448818
why is this one exact image soul but every other image of this game including the screenshots are soulless

finally, some good fucking 'line

>>716447231
they meant that you need to face the wall

>>716449214
Nintendo needs to sort out their supply issues so that we can get more Pauline fanart from Japan.

>>716444227
/v/ - Fromslop, Nintendo Hate, & Loli Threads

>>716446464
64, Sunshine, Wonder and Odyssey (song lyrics) are all voice acted. It's not new

>>716449957
Come to think of it, is there any Mario game that's just grunts?

>>716444337
What was the story behind this again? The main character got killed off right as she was becoming enjoyable to read and replaced with an exact copy with a personality the author wanted to write even though it was shitty?

>>716447364
We're talking about a japanese game though

>>716442964 (OP)
CUTE

RAWR! XD

>>716444229
yes its a prequel to odyssey but comes after the dkc series. it actually doesnt even fuck up much continuity either surprisingly

I wonder if in 100 years people won't know who Elvis is.

>>716442964 (OP)
if she didnt have lipstick I'd like this look

>>716444337
He finally killed the adult version of the character? I literally stopped reading when he decided to make her a grow up...because where's the fun? The cool part of this comic was a little girl doing gore shit if it's an adult is just more of the same

>>716442964 (OP)
>Grows up to be kidnapped
G-K
GROOMER
KONG

>>716449634
>supply issues
Nah, the game just isn't lighting the charts on fire.

>>716444337
Western comics are so fucking unbearably autistic

>>716445939
what did sakamoto say about metroid canon?

>>716451574
Anon all Kong family members have names ending in -y. It would be 'Groomy Kong', please respect the lore you fucking mongoloid.

>>716451848
Dixie?

>>716451907
-y *sound*

>... argument mostly derives from the question of whether or not Donkey Kong, the character in modern Nintendo games who is rivals with Mario, is the ORIGINAL Donkey Kong from the arcade, or if that's Cranky
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>However, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>It’s further complicated by Bananza, in which Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong are separate characters again, but Pauline is now a middle-schooler instead of an adult woman. Is Cranky Kong kidnapped an adult Pauline, how is his son spending time with a child Pauline? Is this the daughter of the original Pauline?
>And let’s not even try to figure out how DK Jr. fits into this.

>>716451996
Said the Kong who was dropping acid with Jr. last Thursday.

>>716451341
That happened in 2023, not even a year into the (then) new run.
>>716450290
Yeah.

>>716451693
I mean supply issues on the console. Maybe I'm coping but I think everyone who's participating in those lotteries and such are currently contenting themselves with Mario Kart instead of buying the one other game.

#BoycottBananza #HelluvaGuy

So is she Mario and adult Pauline's kid or not?

>>716453340
She isn't

>>716452635
Chunky, Tiny, and Lanky are NEVER coming back.

>>716453362
Are you sure? Cuz I saw some very convincing theorys

>>716444229
Its after the Great Ape War but before the Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo pandemic

>>716444337
I hated this comic from the moment I learned about it and what little info I have heard about it over the years has done nothing to change my opinion.

>>716453340
I really hope so.

>>716453451
Yes, I'm pretty sure
After all, there was that one interview where a dev straight up calls her a younger version of an existing character
And the theory itself does not align with the way nintendo treats it's characters, and they're VERY strict about it

>>716442964 (OP)
This is your future mayor.

>little girl practicing dress-up
oh god it's just so cute...

>>716447231
>multiple lines where she talks about her bare feet
like what? I never heard any. it is odd though, they know exactly what they're doing.

>>716454046
They happen when you sleep in specific getaways

Yeah I'm really not a fan of the makeup.

Also, why is outfit with the warm coat you get in the frozen layer barefoot? A lot of heat leaves the body from the feet.

>>716454207
You know why

>>716442964 (OP)
the dress and hat absolutely work but the lipstick, eyeshadow and makeup over the freckles just feel like an insult to everything the rest of the game built her up to be
she's got no need to have that much shit on her face, she's 14 tops. let her be a little bit punk while she's still got the freedom

>>716442964 (OP)
There was no need for your parents to make you, but here we are with another stupid-ass thread.

>>716454131
I love the loli pillow talk feature.

>>716455342
Pedo bait

Looks like a bratz doll honestly. It’s a cute look but it’s also kind of tasteless and borderline too sexy for a child and I’m not even THAT guy.

>>716442964 (OP)
Damn Nintendo, what the fuck.

>>716444865
>Mods are diligently deleting every anti-payment processor thread.
I was wondering why there seemed to be silence on this news that I assumed had affected a large number of people on the board.

>>716444337
Never dropped a comic harder than this exact point.

>>716447364
They basically train themselves to.

>>716450421
let me guess: black void?

>>716447364
normalfags like you always get proven wrong in thj end. You have to realize you are not an artist, and things are exactly what they look like, that's why you are a normalfaggot defending nintendo shit thning you are owning the chuds

>>716455978
t. aroused by feet and children
kill yourself pedo

>>716455950
obviously

>>716442964 (OP)
BASED BASED BASED NINTENDO FROM MY CHILDHOOD
BASED OF THEM FOR DESTROYING THE DK SERIES AND MAKE IT PART OF THE MARIO UNIVERSE
BASED OF THEM TO ERASE HISTORY SO WE CAN PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS
BASED OF THEM AS WELL FOR ADDING LOLIS WITH THE EXCUSE OF "SO DK CAN CARRY HER" WHEN THE ORIGINAL ARCADE DK DID JUST THAT
BECAUSE THAT WASN'T CANON
NOW IT IS
THEREFORE BETTER
BASED BASED
CAN'T WAIT FOR WARIO HAVING AN ADVENTURE WITH DAISY AND ALL WARIO CHARACTERS TO BECOME RANDOM FILLER NPCS WHEN THEY USED TO BE CENTER STAGE
SO BASED NEW ZELDA DLC AND A GAME ABOUT CRIPPLED ROBOTS
TIME TO GO, WIFE WON'T LET MET WATCH HER GETTING FUCKED BY VICTOR IF IM LATE AGAIN

>>716456187
buddy i didn't bought this trash, you did though, wonder what that says about you.

>>716456475
>i didn't bought
you are brown

>>716451574
THIS CRAZY APE
NEEDS THAT RAPE
HE HAS NO MORALS AND LIKES TO TOUCH

>>716456280
>using a leather cushion as your base
Weird design decision nintendo

>>716456508
gonna cry?

>>716446970
How old was Mary when God knocked her up?

>>716454131
I wonder what the context of this dialogue was. The carefree little girl that likes to run around barefoot thing has been done before, but in this case it's questionable because Nintendo is Japanese and knows their audience.

>>716455342
There's one where she says she had a dream that she was covered in chocolate head to toe and DK eats her. I thought that was kind of bizarre.

>>716448535
They're the same character. Bananza is a prequel to Odyssey

>>716444337
>Gert goes in with a mission
>lol my son didn't actually need saving he's right here
>dies almost immediately after and is replaced by her young self
>everything that set the sequel apart from the original is now gone and we're just left with an inferior rehash
What was he thinking?

>>716448535
How did her feet get smaller as she grew up, that makes no sense

>>716457036
It is a sequel.
Donkey Kong Bananza takes place in 2025 according to this license plate on this taxi.

>>716445771
Cranky didn't battle Mario. He battled Jumpman.

>>716457837
Why would the mario universe operate on the same timescale as our world when a medieval mushroom kingdom can exist as the same time as a metropolitan NYC-like city?

>>716457837
Maybe this girl is Pauline’s little sister?

>>716457837
>2025-NO
It says right they're it's not 2025

>>716458059
No.

>>716458192
>all characteristics listed are appropriate for a child
uh huh

>>716458192
You broke your promise.

>>716456668
do not redeem sir

>>716458192
holy shit trans mario

>>716451108
Why is she a kid?

>>716458748
KEK

Sonic Adventure-ass ending.

>>716456387
seething

>>716450180
Luigi's Mansion I guess?

>>716446970
what's wrong with calling children cute

>>716459646
Even then I think Mario still goes "c'mon, c'mon!" and stuff.

>>716453340
no dont pay attention to the one autist

>>716458852
because it takes place 12 years before odyssey

>>716460367
The evidence is pretty compelling though

>>716457837
That's really reaching. There's no evidence of Bananza being a sequel - there's more of it being a prequel

>>716451108
I haven't played the game, but from the outside it looks like an origin story for K. K Rool

I know Diddy and Dixie say they go on adventures with Donkey Kong, but do they ever say something like "Remember the time we Donkey Kong County 2 for the Snes? What a great adventure!"

If its not K. Rools origin story why was he and all the Kremlins locked at the center of the earth?

>>716460746
Yes Dixie has a line where she says her and Diddy rescued DK in the past referencing DKC2

>>716460578
What evidence do you have to prove that Donkey Kong Bananza is a prequel?

>>716457837
That not how LICENSE PLATES WORK

>>716460746
Also to add to >>716460853, the whole thing with Kremlings being trapped at the center of the earth is it's a in universe explanation for why the Kremlings were gone for like 15 years

>>716456919
IIRC it's in the Freezer level and she's commenting on DK running around barefoot in the cold snow

>>716458345
You... understand what the point of a license plate is right?

It displays a code of numbers to identify the car. It doesn't show the year it was printed because that is not useful information in a traffic stop, that info in on the rego.

>>716461098
pero pero

>>716460935
>>716461036
Then, in that case, I think the "2025" was put there intentionally as a clue.
Remember that Nintendo wants us to theorize.

cnnuy ( | )

>>716461187
Or maybe, just MAYBE it's an easter egg referring to the year Bananza released and you're overthinking it

>>716446970
Jesus wouldn't care about girls being cuite, you fucking retard. He only hates jews who set up shop in a church.

>>716460910
How about you provide evidence that it's a sequel, then I'll provide mine

Trump ahh Epstein-coded game.

So, no switch 1 version? No real way to pirate it for now? Don't really want to buy a console with two overpriced games.

>>716461479
is this in the english version or did treehouse pull a treehouse

>>716461675
What do you think?

>>716461617
then you don't get to play it

>>716461479
wtf Diddy and Dixie are in this?

>>716456187
>>716455621
>>716446447
>>716446970
relax niggas
trump said pedophilia is legal now

>>716461187
i think you should be killed with a gun

>>716460910
Pauline is a child, and she's the same Pauline that is mayor of NDC in Odyssey by the dev's own admission

>>716462523
I'm filing Bananza under Yoshi's Island DS in terms of "who gives a fuck about the timeline"

Pauline is BABY MARIO, as a trans 13 year old

Baby Mario is Mario's baby, NOT Mario as a BABY

Mario & Luigi Partners in time is not part of the main timeline, but also it is the only instance of us seeing younger Mario. Baby Mario just looks like Mario as a Baby because they share the same genetics / artistic design choices ala Bowser / Baby Bowser / Bowser Jr.

Yoshi Island is the plot of the stork delivering a baby to MARIO, which makes sense because Mario was born in Brooklyn, and Baby Mario is clearly born in the Mushroom Kingdom.

13 years pass, and Baby Mario decides they was to be called Pauline like their hero, the mayor of NDC

>>716442964 (OP)
God, imagine those ruby red lips wrapped around your cock...

>>716463349
>baby mario's power in Yoshi Island is screaming

>Pauline's power in Bananza is screaming

Holy shit!

>>716462036
I you like dkc you are gonna shit yourself on the last level

God shouldn't have healed my cancer, but here we are.

>>716462036
>>716463872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9ThkzE1rQ

>>716462124
wtf theyve got Negro Kong in this?

>>716463943
meant for
>>716463429

>>716464007
I think if the game ended with void kong I would have found it middling but this shit was awesome. its like when fags freaked out about jump up super star in odyssey but if it was actually good.

>>716442964 (OP)
Loli blowjob with lipstick marks on your cock.

>>716442964 (OP)
one day she'll become the sexist woman in all of Mario DK history

>>716464820
itch.io wants to have a word with you

>>716447231
"Hey DK...You awake? I know this is going to sound super weird considering how I am on your back all day but my feet are sore like I've been walking this whole time. I'd ask you for a massage but I think your big hands would crush me. Maybe the sauna will help me if I don't faint from the heat first. Goodnight DK"

>>716464981
I don't give a fuck about your flavor of the day drama, bitch.

>>716465009
I'm not the pedophile you are

>>716464905
good lord she is stacked

>>716465054
fuck yeah

>>716465054
I'd post more but this is a "blue board".

pauline has the biggest tits in Nintendo history

>>716451145
I expect that we've reached the peak of our culture as everything is suddenly some type of remix of already existing things.
>>716455342
I set it to japanese and the whole thing sounded super sexual
>>716463349
trans mario is a real fucked up theory but it would be hilarious if canon
Im talking national news headlines

>>716464981
itch.io isn't a loli wearing lipstick, so they can sit on their thumbs and rotate.

>>716464905
She looks some serious fapbait in Tennis. I think I might actually buy the game if it ever re-releases on Switch 2.

>>716464905
she's hotter in Banananza

>>716442964 (OP)
It feels like a genuine shame you didn't get to visit New Donk in the post game. Getting her to learn a new song had me feeling like that's where we were doing.

>>716451145
one of my friend's dad tried to argue that frank sinatra will be remembered long after hitler is forgotten.
i'd be surprised if zoomers knew who he was at this point

>>716456387
>AND ALL WARIO CHARACTERS TO BECOME RANDOM FILLER NPCS
That's what they already were, retard.

>>716444337
QRD?

>>716465390
Nihil novi sub sole.

>>716465054
I love hourglasses.

>>716466636
I wouldn't mind everything being recycled if they did a good job at it but it seems they just can't get it right
DK Bananza felt great but the level design still kept me wanting for something a little more

Tell me why young Pauline is friend with DK. Wasn't DK supposed to kidnap her or something?

A little tease for you guys, I hired a 3d modeler to develop an ultimate, game accurate Pauline model featuring HD versions of all of her outfits up to MK8D (since MK World wasn’t even announced yet).
It’ll be a little longer before it’s ready, but I’m excited for when the public will be able to get their hands on it.

>>716467689
Ooooh. Good luck with that.

>>716467574
They're friends in the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games and DK still kidnaps her repeatedly. It's just their thing.

>>716455950
No anon. They actually added a model of her wearing panties underneath her skirt. Weird, isn't it?

>>716467689
Keep this under wraps so we can frame it as fake costume leaks for Pauline

>>716444279
>video games, video games, board culture, board culture.
Fixed that for you.

>>716465943
idk, I think more people like sinatra's version of fly me to the moon and my way than mein kampf

>>716442964 (OP)
Call me boring but I like it when people decide on their final look at a relatively young age

I find it ironic that Pauline’s singing voice is worse than Donkey Kong’s from that 90s DKC TV show.

>>716460746
Dumb fucking nigger.
King K. Rool went under ground to hunt the Banandium Root.
It's literally explained they went there so Rool can get his wish to fuck the Kongs over finally. He even mentions how he's sick of losing to them twice.

I wish the post-game was as big as Odyssey’s.

>>716470078
the fuck are you on?
Every layer gets new bananas, the elders have new challenges + new donk city.

>>716470175
I can see what he means because the new bananas were like one per layer for wearing a specific outfit. The meat of the post-game is rehearsals and the two battle rooms. Which I think is pretty good all things considered. But it's not as robust as Odyssey.
Does something change about NDC in the post-game?

>>716469761
PLEASE! IM DOWN ON MY KNEES!
GIMMIE A LOLI PAULINE WHO FEET I CAN KISS AND TEASE

>>716442964 (OP)
>Removes freckles
I WILL HUNT YOU THE FUCK DOWN, MIYAMOTO, COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS

Oh boy another children's gaming thread with Nintendo

If you are Nintendo, how do you promote a game intended for the 8-12 agerange to a bunch of 20-30 year old men? Pedophilia.

>>716470078
I was hoping for Mushroom Kingdom equivalent, like DK Island Layer or something.

>>716470078
>I wish this children's game had more content than this other children's game

>>716470389
Me too, buddy
Me too

>>716471308
You lost expeditiontranny

>>716471739
You know the reason Pauline looks about 6 years old? Because that's the target audience of the player

>>716471793
No, she looks like that because she is a Mario midget.

>>716471793
We used to hate French people until that unreal slop came out of nowhere.

>>716471612
Oh ma'am! Won't you hear my plea!
Come on, come on Loline, you got to step on me!

>>716471878
No, because this game is a children's game. It is for little kids.

>>716472091
But that's not why she looks the way she does.

>>716446970
Why is Billy Mitchell punching me

>>716470175
The new bananas are really lackluster and the rehearsals + battle challenges are all you really get. Groove Layer has something neat too but it’s not that special. Odyssey had a punch of new platforming levels that unlocked, races with Koopa the Quick, Mushroom Kingdom, all that. And then they added Luigi’s Balloon World which I’ll give Nintendo time to add an equivalent here but if it’s not in by the end of the year, I’ll be mad. That mode was awesome.

>>716472134
Yes, because that is the target audience of the player. It's for kids

>>716465972
they're playable in Get It Together so no they're not

>>716472176
>. And then they added Luigi’s Balloon World
Would could Bananza do similar to this?
They have to use
A. Funky.
B. Candy.
C. Kiddie
What's your idea?

>>716472303
That doesn't make any sense, a character's age in a piece of media doesn't have to match the age of the target audience

DK's conqueror haki is crazy

>>716472478
It’d probably be Funky since he’s the most well known one after Diddy, Dixie, and Cranky. I don’t know what you’d collect. It could be related to him or it could just be some banana-adjacent thing. Or balloons again.

>>716472652
Doesn't have to, but usually does. In this case it does.

Nintendo's whole marketing strategy is promoting children's games to "all ages", that's how they make money.
These games belong in the kid's aisle next to Dragon Tales and Transformers. But instead, they get to be mass-marketed to everyone. They make way more money.

>>716447364
Feet are a very common fetish.

>>716472719
Could be Funk's Bird Hunt. He has you hide banana birds maybe?
Or Funky's Oil emporium. You need to hide an oil source somewhere in the level that other players find, keg up then bring back to him?

>>716456475
>you played the game that means you love feet and kids!
You having a fetish for those doesn't mean it was made for you. Do you think everyone who eats a hamburger is a furry?

>>716444229
Prequel to Odyssey. Story events confirm it.

Vaguely implied to take place after Arcade games (Cranky was DK) and DKC.

>>716473673
>Story events confirm it.
retard

>>716450371
Japanese people are horny, but I hear little about feet.

I know West Asia go fucking ape at feet, even forcing women to cover them so their land isn't flooded by cum, but now so much East.

>>716473793
Do you really want me to spoil the ending anon.

>>716444337
This looks so autistic.

>>716474032
Anon, Nintendo characters do not have established backstories, worldbuilding, or anything like that. It's all fluid and changes from game to game. The characters aren't even fully fleshed out, they have extremely dumbed down and simple motivations like a vague preference for bananas, or gold coins.

We're talking about literal kid's characters here, hopping about manufactured game worlds. Not an immersive world with dialogue, plot, theme, narrative....etc.

>>716474032
Not that Anon, but it's entirely possible that there are multiple Paulines that each grow up to do the same thing, which is perform at City Hall.

>>716474032
Everyone already knows what happens

>>716442964 (OP)
Reminder that mario characters naturally look like this without being powered up

>>716474103
As I said it's all vague. For the reasons you said

But what they gave implied DK Arcade games - DKC - This - Odyssey. Also they continue Rarewares "they know they're in a video game" vibe, making it all even more vague.

I was just answering the other anon's question as best as I could. No need for name calling. I don't even disagree with you.

>>716472478
It's gotta be Funky, he's suspiciously missing from the game.

>>716474171
everyone having baby proportions until they eat a mushroom is inconsistent with canon
either way I don't exactly like thinking about that

Why would Pauline grow up, and start using an older microphone?

>>716474267
>desperately trying to impose adult level concepts on a children's game
>narrative, plot, theme, consistent timeline
>all missing from these kid's games
>as an adult being marketed nintendo products you try to impose them
>cutesy wootsy smiling children's characters hopping about non-immersive worlds filled with shiny glowey buttons to press
>invent lore and timelines, and all the shit you need in a story as an adult
>even impose adult-level difficulty on the children's games with the phenomenon of "speedrunning"
it's actually sad to witness this

>>716474267
That smaller Wario sprite looks like Stavros Halkias, it's uncanny

>>716474331
they still sell that kind of microphone

>>716465570
you're a faggot

>>716467093
me too

>>716474381
tbf mario characters being small and having baby proportions by default is an actual thing in the games

>>716446970
Do you know what cute means anon?

>>716474452
But why would Pauline start using a microphone with older, outdated technology over the newer, higher-quality microphone?
That doesn't make any sense.

>>716472719
Parrots. Squawks is also missing in action.

>>716474629
Because it's part of the big band aesthetic odyssey was going for with NDC

>>716474267
It's just a gameplay feature, the mini forms have never existed outside of that

>>716474629
You realize they put modern tech in that form, right? Nobody but you thinks she was using a mic from the 50's.

>>716474629
they can put new tech in old looking mics its an aesthetic thing

Did New Donk City decide to switch from LCD screen displays to posters lit by lamps?

>>716474125
>Every 100 years a Pauline is born to conduct the sacred Recital Ceremony meant to appease the Old Ones...

>>716475458
I dunno bro, just make some shit up. Uhh there was a nuclear war, dinosaurs attacked. Who the fuck knows. You're putting more thought into this than the people who made the game.

>>716475458
Different parts of the city.

I noticed the music in this game isn't good. It's like 90% atmospheric shit or something that would come out of Splatoon single player. Not memorable or catchy outside of the 'member tracks. It's pretty surprising.

>>716453494
kek

>>716474986
In the Donkey Kong gameboy game you play the entire game as small Mario until at the end of the game you become Super Mario after defeating DK.

We wanna show her our _______ !

>>716476747
BANANA

>>716475612
The theme song and the bananzas are good
The BGM is shit yeah

>>716442964 (OP)
She's Mario's daughter.

>>716455929
>POC
Glowie/woketard let the mask slip at the very end, LMAO.

THIS GAME IS SO FUN

>>716446970
Moral niggers on 4chan are so funny.

>>716442964 (OP)
But there was a need for this

>>716481080
Tits too big.

>>716464905
Amen

>>716458192
The only thing here that couldn't just be on any cartoon child is the iconic "Mario mustache", which famously looks nothing like that strand of hair.

>>716446970
Ducklings and puppies are cute, too.

>>716465943
>hitler is forgotten.
The Jews will never let us forget Hitler, which ironically only keeps the Nazi message alive.

>>716474629
Shut the fuck up retard.

>>716442964 (OP)
>Those textures

>>716447231
It's always funny to me when you play a game, watch a show, or even read something and you can just see obvious signs of someones kinks put into it.

>>716451145
elvis died taking a shit

OK answer me this.... DOES the game explain why she doesn't wear shoes?

Is the Pauline Mario rescued just a different character? How did Cranky age so much between arcade and the first DKC? If he aged that much than shouldn't DK be old or even dead by the time of Odyssey? How has Mario not aged?

>>716487049
It's literally just the designers thinly veiled fetish.

>>716487254
His name is cranky for a reason. He just aged faster due to stress.

>>716475612
I like it, don't be a pleb. The music that plays when you're going down sinkholes sets the mood perfectly.

What is it with Big Shoe constantly raiding these threads? Who cares if she isn't wearing shoes.

>>716447231
there also lines about DK feets and going on for an uncomfortable amount of time about how sweaty he is
game is 100% degen writers fetish

Mario buys his clothes in the children's section?

>>716442964 (OP)
don’t care

you WILL main k rool in mk world

>>716481023
‘chan tracks your ip, careful what you say little timmy.

>>716442964 (OP)
You literally can't like this "game" without being a pedophile and I'm glad it flopped

>>716490689
I only played it for k rool, unlike you nintendies.

>>716490689
Where's the Epstein files, MIGAbro?

>>716442964 (OP)
Pauline is he nickname, her real name is Carmen Sandiego

I hate Bananza transformation songs. Fight me!

>>716490689
Kek, I was telling my GF about the zebra song in the game and she said she didn’t want to hear about the “pedophile songs”. Why are women like this? Jealousy? Just because there is a cute girl in the game doesn’t mean I want to fuck her.

>>716491160
She better get more costumes in the DLC. We were robbed.

>>716490210
>>716491160
I love Pauline at every age.

>>716492195
the only ones that didn't get repetitive to hear was ostrich and snake, zebra and elephant got old immediately

>>716492285
Why is your gf a dumb bitch?

>>716466446
>Sequel to the OG comic where the now older and a lityle more mature MC has to return to fairlyland.
>Gets killed by a time displaced early version of her
>Comic becomes more of the same.

>>716493106
I mostly blame her dad for bailing on her and making her generally hate and distrust men. But what are you gonna do, all women are some level of retarded.

>>716482586
>>716490210
>calarts bean mouth
:/

>>716444337
Gamer shirt art style

>>716493791
>generally hate and distrust men
>dates a man anyways
Woman moment

>>716456642
Cute diaper

>>716494219
The art you posted is like 500x better

>>716446970
>Shows a gif of jesus
>Jesus was a jew
>Jews don't believe Jesus to be directly associated with god
>Christianity says nothing about pedophilia being bad.
>Has stories about incest, a father almost killing his own kid because he was told to "by an angel"
>God slaughtering Job's family, his life, his income all on a bet he made to Lucifer Job would still be a fanboy.

>>716495968
>Christianity says nothing about pedophilia being bad.
Yes it does. It says to tie a millstone around the neck of pedophiles and throw them into the sea.

>>716496107
Where?

>>716483920
It was a gay test anon, noticing the textures makes you one

>>716496140
Luke 17:2

>>716491160
I think she'd look actually better without the lipstick

>>716496395
Ah but you didn't read Luke 17:3
>Watch yourselves. If your brother sins, rebuke him; and if he repents, forgive him.…

>>716462124
Why is this game visually indistinguishable from Splatoon

>>716496605
And that means I was wrong about what Luke 17:2 says?
No, it does not.

>>716496689
It means that pedophilia isn't punishable as long as the person is super sorry.
He will not go to hell as long as he asks for forgiveness before he dies.
Which means 17:2 means nothing as long as the man admits when he is caught he is sorry.
Also want to point out the old testament doesn't say jack shit about pedophilia. And their punishments is getting stoned.

Does the Gold-Mining Gear for Pauline increase your gains from Banandium Chips? I got all the bananas, now I'm just trying to finish up my stat tree and get all the CD's so I can truly 100% the game

>>716496795
>It means that pedophilia isn't punishable
No it does not.
Forgiving someone =/= not punishing them. Don't conflate the two.

>>716496904
No where does anything about pedophilia being illegal during that time.

>>716496904
You're comparing punishment by god vs punishment by the people.
Let me remind you that Jews have a tradition to having their 12 year olds get laid in order to become a man.

>>716497065
>ESL
Now I understand why you can't read what it says.

OOOOOOOO ZEBRAAAAAA
ZEBRAAAAAAAAA
ZEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA

>>716497135
Let me remind you the christians don't (which is what we were discussing).
Try and stay on topic.

>>716497143
>>716497219
No where in history of the supposed regions that the bible takes place in had laws against pedophilia.

>>716497219
Jesus would have been jewish.

>>716497317
We are talking about Bible verses anon. Try and stay on topic, PLEASE.

>>716497369
Bible verses was supposed to be a story that happened. Which means they also had to obey any laws that man has made.
Man made laws are always around religion's view of right and wrong.
I will say this again, the regions the bible was supposed to take place in HAD NO LAWS AGAINST PEDOPHILIA.
Luke 17:2 does not talk about pedophilia specifically.

>>716497519
ESL. You do not know how to read current day English, let alone 2000 year old texts.
You are incorrect.

>>716497628
I am not, where was it illegal? Humor me.

>>716497704
>Moves the goalposts
Cowardly.
The original statement you made was
>Christianity says nothing about pedophilia being bad.
And I have proven you wrong. Why does this upset you so much?

>>716442964 (OP)
>shadman

>>716497815
Because it doesn't specifically talk about pedophilia. Because pedophilia was no different than stealing anything that wasn't yours.
A sin was a sin.
During Jesus apparent time, christianity didn't exist. Which means Jesus was Jewish. The people around him were Jewish.
The Jewish beliefs says NOTHING about pedophilia.
Take a wild guess.

>>716498074
>Because it doesn't specifically talk about pedophilia
Yes it does, ESL.

>>716498141
No, it does not. Pedophilia did not exist. It's a term we have made more recently.
No where in scriptures talk about that specific thing with any sort of actual punishments.
I will repeat myself because you keep insisting I don't understand English.
There was NO LAWS about pedophilia. Jewish beliefs do not view sex the same way christians do. During Jesus' time, the events that happened during their little reboot story.
The OG testament doesn't say shit about it either. A sin was a sin regardless of what it was.
Jewish beliefs however don't view sex as a bad thing.

>>716498342
>Keeps confusing bible verses for law
For what purpose? The two are not the same thing, ESL.

>>716498397
I will say what i said earlier.
Back then, and even to this very day, laws are designed around religion's view of right and wrong.
Some places are loose about certain laws because their culture is very different.
You'd know that if you actually paid attention to a god damn thing in your useless childhood.

>>716498491
>I will say what i said earlier.
Then I won't read it. Say something new, becasue you are still incorrect.
I'll wait.

>>716498543
I have to repeat myself because apparently you want to argue with me with zero evidence of me being wrong.

>>716498630
I'm not arguing with you, I'm correct and you are not. There's no argument to be had.

>>716498746
You have no actual proof. Because the law back then had to do with their religion and beiefs. They had nothing about pedophilia.
I'm the one waiting for you to show me how I'm apparently wrong.

>>716445625
>I don't think it's fun. I think it's compulsion.
You're correct. Their autism is what makes them do this shit. They only gaslight themselves into think it's fun so they don't look like slaves to their condition.

>>716498821
>You have no actual proof
I already showed you the verse. I proved myself correct. Not my fault you can't read it.
>Becasue the law
We're not talking about "law" anywhere. Why do you keep trying to shoe-horn it in?

>>716465943
>i'd be surprised if zoomers knew who he was at this point
I don't know, being born in 03 has it's regrets...which I have a few but too few to mention.

>>716495968
It says to do that if you lead them to sin, not if you marry them and take responsibility. Not that anyone would want to marry some stupid fucking 6 year old.

>>716444337
God, I love you Gert!

>>716454046
I played in JP and there was a line where she said DK's feet are all muddy before she realized that hers are too

>>716491160
Holy sexxx

>>716444337
>>716499152
IHF was never good.

>>716499009
Anon you shoe horned pedophilia when Jesus was talking about people who give into temptation in general.
1Jesus said to his disciples, “Occasions for stumbling are bound to come, but woe to anyone by whom they come! 2It would be better for you if a millstone were hung around your neck and you were thrown into the sea than for you to cause one of these little ones to stumble. 3Be on your guard! If another disciple sins, you must rebuke the offender, and if there is repentance, you must forgive. 4And if the same person sins against you seven times a day, and turns back to you seven times and says, ‘I repent,’ you must forgive.”

>>716499557
Read the bible, anon.
You are reading 1 verse out of context and assuming you know better than me (you don't).
Until you read the bible, and study it's language, you can not win.
Should I accept your concession now?

>>716499401
It was good to me and that it's all that matters.

>>716499646
What am I supposed to be reading? You're the one who mentioned Luke 17:2

>>716499758
>Told to read the Bible
>"ErM bUt WhAt Do I rEaD???"
I just told you, retard.

Concession accepted. You're clearly done here.

>>716499902
So you admit you have no idea what you're talking about.
You're the one who told me Luke 17:2 as your counter argument. Now you're telling me I'm not looking in the right place when it was YOUR suggestion I look there.
So you're just making shit up as you go.

>>716499735
>It's OK, advertizers! She's ACTUALLY a middle-aged hag!

>>716500023
I didn't admit anything of the sort, esl. Learn to read, PLEASE.

>>716500023
You can't even understand the words used in the Bible, yet you think you can read it?
Curious...

>>716500082
I did
I read Luke 17:1-4 and no where does it say anything about pedophilia being bad.
So you have no actual verse for me, you're making up shit.

>>716500179
It clearly states the person is not going to get into any trouble as long as he says he's sorry no matter how many times he does it.
What am I missing apparently?

>>716500179
>>716500082
God didn't say anything about pedophilia. Your verse says Jesus said these things. God had no input.

>>716446970
Out of 10!

>>716500068
Not the one on the right.

>>716491160
I hope young pauline has this same outfit

>>716461187
>Remember that Nintendo wants us to theorize.
Nintendo isn't Scott Cawthon, retard. They just wanna make fun games and make a lot of money.

>>716474125
>but it's entirely possible that there are multiple Paulines that each grow up to do the same thing, which is perform at City Hall.
No it isn't sperg. It's the same one who'll eventually grow up to be in Odyssey. Quit overcomplicating shit that's supposed to be simple.

I for one, can’t wait for the porn.

>>716474629
Microphone tech hasn't really gotten any better since the 2000s, and even from like the 80s on it's just been getting better sound out of cheaper and smaller mics rather than making mics better in general.
Also, older microphone technology is used all the time even if on paper it isn't as "good". Older mics have desirable sound and other aspects people like.

>>716502782
>Odyssey. Quit overcomplicating shit that's supposed to be simple.
NTA but the timeline makes absolutely no sense to me.

>>716499152
Gert is cute
CUTE

>>716484582
Because of twinkies. I remember joking about that in the 2000s.

>>716493712
Is there any other Image comic with a writing decision as stupid as this one?

>>716446970
Even better.
There is a reason why they menstruate at 12

>>716503680
>but the timeline makes absolutely no sense to me.
What timeline? It's Mario.

>>716442964 (OP)

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she sucked her way to the top of the industry

>>716508876
Oh, so this lowkey Kamala Harris origin story?

>>716507019
The reason is that humans used to die during chilhood a lot, which necessitated having a lot of kids to ensure the survival of the species
That's not necessary anymore, and impregnating teenagers is irresponsible in the modern day because they have a high number of infant and mother deaths during delivery

>>716496107
No, it says to tie a millstone around the neck of child abusers and throw them into the sea.
It's fine as long as they consent.

>b-but children can't consent
They could back then.

>>716446970
can children not be cute?
isnt that the whole point as a mother and a father to dress your small children in cute clothing and take pics of them?

Why is Nintendo the last company making games with soul

>>716444229
because of when she was born

>>716512293
Because their modus operandi is to make fun and functional games that'll make a lot of money.

>>716442964 (OP)
She looks like she's going to tell me trivia about a new country every week.

>>716460746
Cranky spends the whole game chasing after K. Rool. It's vague for most of the game but if you talk to him after the credits he confirms it by thanking you for beating that "crooked croc" he was chasing.

>>716442964 (OP)
I love her so much

>>716502109
nah she'll get her bananza outfits

>>716451108
so donkey kong was like 10 years old or something during the DKC games?

For me?
its monkey business.

>>716503056
I heard wireless microphones are safer due to less electrocution risk

>>716442964 (OP)
I don't like her lower lip. I feel like it should have been smaller so it doesn't cover the sides of her mouth like that. Adult Pauline has it like that.

>>716442964 (OP)
DSLs

>>716442964 (OP)
She's 13. Girls at that age start learning to use makeup.

Matthew 18:6

>>716523934
How old was Mary when god impregnated her?

>>716524007
That's none of your business. You can't criticize God.

>>716444464
or gameplay or character design or sound design or...

>>716461617
The destruction would make the Switch 1 explode.

>>716523934
So, got some millstones stocked up, little buddy?
Just kidding. We all know you won't do shit.

>>716521532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZflfSxYontU

have spergrunners discovered a odd rock skip cause that would be funny.

>>716444227
>AIIIIIIIIEEE, DON'T TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THIS BOARD
kys

Only the highest of test males could handle this

>>716444229
Yes, a prequel to the arcade = DK 94.

>>716518542
Donkey Kong was banging Candy in DKC.
>>716444229
Because Japs by games with cute lolis, as evidenced by Splatoon, whose main selling point was the inkling lolis.

>>716528045
>no pubes
terminally low testosterone art

>>716490210
>calarts mouth on a sexy big tit woman
Why is this doing something to me?

>>716451996
why do they make all these animal characters so hot? I'm about to become the first human sufferer of HIV with how that kongette's belly is calling me

>>716453506
i believe you forever pauline jr anon

>>716532537
Thank you.

>>716475458
Pretty sure New Donk City had LCDs in Odyssey you can see during the festival

>>716457215
Status quo means more sales.

>>716499152
Darla Dimple vibes.

>>716532846
That's probably a case of technology becoming more widely used in the future, as in the LCD technology became more affordable in the future to be used by the advertising companies to replace the poster billboards.
Back then, only the New Donk City government could afford to use LCD displays in the festival.
Or maybe they are magical pixels and not LCD displays, because they are in all of the other kingdoms.

oh whoops another paedo thread

>>716442964 (OP)
>the soulless bratzcore design is still being forced by tendies
no matter how many threads you make, this will not look aesthetically pleasing.

>>716499401
It wasn't, but it was at least fun to read for a little while
Still assblasted that he didn't go the route of Queen Gert with her adult self

>>716537281
Queen Gert should at the very least have been the main antagonist of Volume 6.

>>716537281
>>716537726
>Adult gert
>Adult child gert
She's so hot.

>>716537839
I am not buying your garbage hardcovers.

>>716537958
pls