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/v/ - It's mid
Anonymous No.719116427
>>719114859
this game is peak midwit bait, they are just drawn to it like flies to shit. Every pseud fag who thinks retro games are icky and clunky and praises the fuck out of this game for unknown reasons despite barely playing it and barely being able to beat it even with save states, while also hating every other game in the series (despite them being far and away better in terms of level design, bosses, artstyle, and mechanics).
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Anonymous No.718704467
How did almost every modern ""metroidvania"" interpret Super Metroid as
>let's just make a giant labyrinthine maze forking and twisting in every direction, then throw up hundreds of gates at random all throughout the world, then put complete garbage behind most of them while a few have key progression upgrades
/v/ - People that love this game: WHY???
Anonymous No.718042117
>>718037595
>yeah the action sucks
>and the platforming sucks
>and let's be real, slowly checking each and every tile of every single room is mind-numbingly boring
>and the game is piss-easy and extremely poorly balanced to the point where enemies and hazards are so harmless they might as well not exist
>but... muh feels... muh atmosphere... muh nostalgia from playing it as a five year old
Is this a serious post? Do you actually think you are doing yourself and this overrated shit game any favors?
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Anonymous No.717470232
>>717469995
>MGS4 over MGS3
/v/ - I am bored out of my mind
Anonymous No.717369562
All the trophy/achievement percentages for this game are laughably low. Pretty much all most people did was dick around on different planets for a few hours before dropping it and moving on. A few people looked up online where to go to get the ending, but most people couldn't be bothered to even do that.

The interest and praise for this game is totally artificial. People didn't have fun, they didn't enjoy themselves, they didn't even unravel the mystery themselves, they looked a bunch of shit up online and just went through the motions. Hell, if you don't, you're the even bigger sucker because the game is just so chock full of pointless padding filler that wastes your time.

A gay, quirky, novel indie game that no one played or cared about is the perfect candidate for fags to make shitty youtube essays about and for hipster faggots to pretend they like and praise as some masterful work of art.
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Anonymous No.717217228
>>717215974
>mfw you can only play it via the arcade machines in the new yakuzer
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Anonymous No.716456931
>>716456157
>literally redefined the Zelda series and adventures games as a whole, made SNES a must own console, and is still widely heralded as a top game of all time
>dat wasn't memorable doe
You are fucking retarded. Zoomers should not be allowed to have opinions.
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Anonymous No.715542785
>>715542454
>its an initiative to start a conversation
>people start talking about negative consequences that it could have
>"NO NOT LIKE THAT STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION IT IS NOT A LAW PROPOSAL EVERYTHING COULD BE CHANGE AND GET FIGURED OUT LATER GO KYS"
/v/ - Why are
Anonymous No.715299485
>>715299061
>big daddy gubment interfering with your life is good actually
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Anonymous No.714603957
>>714590310
if you want to make this lazy nigger argument then at least back it up
compare 2000's era cartoons to current cartoons and tell me how they've improved. GO!
compare 2000's era vidya to current vidya and tell me how they've gotten btter. GO!
compare movies and tv shows from 50 years ago to post-modern hollywood slop and tell me how they've gotten better. GO!

if media wasnt at their peak back then uhhh why do we keep regurgitating old shit? why didnt they have a billion remasters/remakes in the PS2 era?
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Anonymous No.713843257
>>713842850
It's literally the only game in the entire series that commands respects. Even the most diehard of contrarians won't dare touch it because they know they would just look like an attention-seeking jackass. It's at best a timeless masterpiece classic, and at worst "merely" an extremely great 9/10 game.
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Anonymous No.713843147
>>713842850
It's literally the only game in the entire series that commands respects. Even the most diehard of contrarians won't dare touch it because they know they would just like an attention-seeking jackass.
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Anonymous No.713021724
>>713011223
>>713011860
>>713012246
>>713012543
>>713012935
>>713013437
Retarded samefaggot subhuman, but all the DKC games, including Returns and TF are difficult, challenging, gameplay-focused games that may also appeal to younger gamers but absolutely aren't dumbed down and catered to them like almost every modern Nintendo franchise.