Thread 716435172

Why do zoomers hate it now?

>>716435172 (OP)
It's just not very good.

>called a link to the past
>link never goes to the past

>>716435172 (OP)
>get filtered by not being able to emulate
>seethe at game they don't play for engagement bait

>>716435172 (OP)
have to use your brain to get through some parts

I remember on a replay I brought the level 4 sword to this fight thinking it’s make it a cakewalk only to learn there’s a glitch where the sword doesn’t do damage at all unless you do the dinky little poke.

>>716435172 (OP)
But I do like that game :)

>>716435172 (OP)
because Oracles was just better

>>716435172 (OP)
its literally better than all the 3d zeldas besides BOTW

years and years of randomizer slop overexposing it till no one cares anymore probably

I had a good time

>>716435172 (OP)
It's a solid game but i genuinely prefer both NES Zelda games and the 3 GB Zeldas over it. I also think Ocarina of Time is largely just a superior version of aLttP.

>>716435172 (OP)
>No heckin open world or voice acting
Because it's a reminder that gameplay was once the most important thing in a game, but zoomies and storytimefags gotta have that immersion

>>716435172 (OP)
millennial here
Never liked it
I was a Sega kid so I only played the Game Boy Zeldas which I liked
I tried this years later and it was pretty bad to me

I guess maybe since Oracles games did it 'better' inmo. But the thing that got me was the combat was so bad. Like it was basically 'button mash to swing sword without any timing and you're good bro'

Some of the bosses aren't bad but it had some of the worst amount of empty spaces coupled with Link's incredibly slow movement
>pegasus boots
Still slow due to too many obstacles

I I had played it before LA/Oracles I would have enjoyed it a lot more, I'm sure and Turtle Rock was fucking amazing

>>716435172 (OP)
now? I've never liked it, not even on release. I've played most of the games in the franchise but all pre links awakening entries suck ass

>>716435221
Yeah, it's ok, but it is definitely overrated. I'm not even a zoomer, I'm 33. Super metroid destroys it for holding up and I preferred minish cap more.

>>716435172 (OP)
cuz they never played this kino

it's fun but kinda hollow? and not as puzzle-ey as the first game

I don't think they know what it is. Why make enemies of phantoms in your mind?

>>716437217
Was Zelda 1 even that puzzle-heavy? I guess it was trying to figure out secrets and how to get to places in the overworld, but dungeons didn’t really get puzzlelike until… Link’s Awakening, I guess? Ocarina of Time really took it to the next step but Z1 and ALTTP were more like mazes where you tried finding all the keys.

>>716437354
2nd quest involved secrets, though most of these were bombable walls and invisible passages, but yeah still more than putting a bomb next to a cracked wall

>>716435172 (OP)
Zoomers love this shit because it gives them an excuse to bitch and moan about OoT or any other Zelda unprompted because they're usually ignored for being BotW secondaries.

>>716435812
fire rod, noob

>>716435812
The glitch only denies sword damage if you bounce it on the spikes

>>716437859
I know but that’s lame. Everyone knows that, it’s the item of the dungeon.
>>716437980
It denies it cause it does the same damage as spikes or something

>>716435172 (OP)
zoomtards are low IQ muttniggers

>>716435172 (OP)
i love this game
t. zoomie

>>716435172 (OP)
I don't.

>>716435172 (OP)
>now
>implying they ever liked it to begin with

>>716437796
I like ALTTP and OOT but not BOTW :)

>>716435172 (OP)
Why would they like a old ahh grandpa game?

>>716435221
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>>716436706
why are there so many NPCs on /v/ that just respond under the assumption that OP is telling the truth when the premise he presents is completely false to begin with? why do none of you say "but OP, you're just making shit up."

I see this all the time on here. OPs make threads like "Why does everyone hate X" and everyone responds """explaining""" why all the peasants hate X now when the claim was never true to begin with.
I'm assuming it's because 80% of people who come here are deeply insecure.

>>716439529
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>716439529
They're bots.
Hiro is only running this site for the ad money, and so he exploits the fact that the average 4chan user is too fucking retarded to NOT take bait 24/7 by allowing bots that maximize each user's engagement to post the same handful of threads and posts day in and day out, every week, every month, forever.
And the best part is that they'll CHOOSE to never catch on, because they like being angry.

bump

>>716437217
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>>716435221
Seriously? I mean Oracles and Link's Awakening are great games, don't get me wrong, but ALTTP is a seminal masterpiece, top 5 of all time easy.

>>716435223
In japanese the title is
>ゼルダの伝説: 神々のトライフォース
>Legend of Zelda: Triforce of the Gods
It's a localization fuck-up

>>716441517
LA is overrated ass. The Oracle games are fantastic though.

>>716439079
Link between worlds on the top? Really?

>>716441682
(2/1)
I would be interested in seeing an anon justify this translation. Even in a devil's advocate sense. I'm baffled how this was translated as Link to the Past

I like minnish cap.

>>716435172 (OP)
who are you quoting?

>>716439529
Because you should be running with the assumption that it is made up, because /v/ is a shithole. It just goes without saying

>>716435172 (OP)
Why do people pull the most random games out of their ass and ask "Why do zoomers hate it?". Then others give a bunch of serious responses as if they too experienced this very real phenomenon.

>>716443021
Because it's happening right the fuck now

The sequel was good too. Replayed it recently on Hero Mode and was pleasently surprised they made a game where the dark world enemies will one shot you if the touch you after your epic master sword moment.

>>716437217
>and not as puzzle-ey as the first game
peak zoomer "i made it up"

>>716437796
>tasteless millennial pretends its zoomers
I'm a millennial and oot is objectively the worst zelda game, faggot.

>>716443734
Being born in 2000 doesn't make you a millennial, zoomie

>wah wah wah
>The bad zoomers didn't wike my favorite game :(
They probably didn't like it because you were the one that showed it to them, they assumed it was for faggots by virtue of association with you.

>>716437217
Aside from some obtuse progression and spamming bombs on wall, Zelda 1 didn't really have much puzzles at all. LTTP isn't exactly puzzle heavy, but definitely has more than Zelda 1

Have you even played either game?

>>716435221
Agreed
After playing Undertale and Shovel Kinght. No other old school classic games come even close to them

>>716444153
bait

>>716435172 (OP)
Why have you been making this thread the entire month?

>>716443805
Born in the 80s, Id say "but nice try" but that would not be true.
You are a cuckhold for oot, you obsess over a shitty baby game that holds your hand because you cant imagine doing anything for yourself, Maybe you are a millennial, but you have the soul of a zoomoid.

>>716443734
>I'm a millennial
You're a bot that think he's human.

>>716445603
we're all bots that think we're human.

>>716445603
How do you tendie faggots not see that you have replaced God with a fucking shitty childrens video game from the 90s?
You literally cannot fucking conceive of someone not obsessing over your slop, so you choose to believe everyone else is a mindless zombie while you wallow in your nostalgic bubble yearning for a time when you had no burdens.

You obsess over a game about growing the fuck up and yet you utterly fail to heed its message
You are a disgusting wretch, go to church you worm.

>>716445831
You and I are not the same, freak.

>>716446118
tl;dr: "egoraptor told me to hate oot" lol

>>716446118
>How do you tendie faggots
Stopped reading there. Are we OoTsnoys or are we tendies? Make up your mind, bot.

>>716442067
At the time it was just standard practice for NoA to scrub references to things like religion and death in their localizations, probably to avoid complaints from christian fundies that were crying about video games corrupting youth

>>716435223
It's called that because it's a prequel to the original Legend of Zelda set hundreds of years in the past.

>>716446340
See that explains the removal of the 神々, but not why it became "Link to the past" instead of "something Triforce" or "Triforce something". It's not the removal of a specific word that fucks with me but the almost random string of words that make-up the subtitle.

>>716446746
It's because it's a prequel to Zelda 1 and 2, but current day Nintendo fans will have a meltdown if you say that because Nintendo told them not to think about those sorts of things and they can't defy their programming.

>>716447816
So it's literally "link to the past". it's a bit of a jump just to avoid actually translating and confusing because Link is the name of the main character but it's make sense. I can accept it.

>>716435172 (OP)
It's part of Zelda Cycle. The older a game gets the more hated it gets.

>>716435172 (OP)
It hasn't aged as well as other snes games

>>716449183
It has aged extremely well, what the fuck are you talking about? Timeless artstyle, timeless controls, timeless overworld, timeless dungeon design, just overall extremely strong fundamentals across the board. It's just an absolute classic in every sense.

Loz a link to the past has slightly better gameplay but ocarina of time is better in everything else.

I think people only realize something is important once it's missing.

Which sucks because it takes forever to make games now.

>>716449254
It aged better then ocarina in some areas but it's just too old now.

I think by the time the PS6 drops the oot will be seen as unacceptable too.

Meanwhile wind waker and tp will hold on for their dear lives for the next 7 years.

>>716446226
>pretending ootniggers arent tendies
you have a mental illness.

why did nintendo not release OoT/majoras mask 3D version on Switch ? obviously with no 3D.

they could even interpolate it again to 60 FPS

>>716450260
>you have a mental illness.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘OoTsnoy’. 608 results found.

>>716450402
The original 3DS port didn't even interpolate it to begin with, they redid almost all the animations except for a few like Cuccos which still run at the game's 20 fps logic, making them faster than they should be.

>>716435172 (OP)
Just beat that lake dungeon in the dark world, man fuck that place, taking my time and enjoying it proper.
Good as I remember.

Fuck contrarians.

>>716443734
This is a good video of why I hated Horizon Dawn Forbidden West

>>716450558
n-n-no wait, those are just falseflagging snoys!!!

>>716448390
That's not what the Zelda cycle is like at all.
Except for Skyward Sword, which is not only still the worst Zelda game but also actively ruining new ones.

>>716435172 (OP)
What is your obsession with making this thread?

>>716437030
Zoomers don't like Super Metroid either.

>>716452146
Yes I do.
I don't like (You), though.

>>716450558
thats weird, I searched for posts that contain a stupid faggot and all that came up was you and this >>716452012 insufferable ootnigger.

>>716452038
>skyward sword is literally oot with better puzzles
>most hated game
its fucking proof you retards are deranged.

>>716450402
They don't want to bring their classic games to the forefront ever again, at most relegating them to half-assedly emulated NSO releases. Skyward Sword was the only 3D game that did get a "proper" rerelease on the Switch with prominence, and that was intentional as a means to make BotW and the upcoming TotK look better as the style of the series going forward, by making SS (the most divisive 3D game) the only non-emulated representative of traditional Zelda on the Switch.

Why else do you think they also just shunted WW onto NSO for the Switch 2 (with noticeable input delay no less) instead of finally rereleasing WWHD?

>>716452604
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/%2Aootsnoy%2A/
>1209 results

>>716452747
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

>>716440495
Retarded and autistic. I really can't believe people have all but forgotten what was exposed in that hack to not realize just how hollow 4chan truly is with the bots.

>>716443140
Nobody even knows what website that is anon. Why the fuck would anyone ever take 20 random reviews as an indication of a generations entire opinion en masse? You people are so fucking obnoxious

>>716452747
>still searching for a term I never used
Amazing how I post a webm of yellow paint in oot and you curry roaches crawl from under your rocks to strawman away the threat to your hugbox.

>>716452206
Nice try. Everyone knows zoomers having been shitting Super Metroid ever since Hollow Knight came out.

>>716437030
>I preferred minish cap more.
Minish Cap is infinitely more tedious and I don't remember the dungeons being any better than ALttP's. Maybe it more puzzle focused and in-line with what 3D Zelda was doing at the time, but that's it.

I've never quite understood what people see in subsequent 2D Zelda games to put them over ALTTP. ALTTP is clearly better than all of them to me in every way that matters, and I say that loving LA. The Oracle games and The Minish Cap are merely decent in comparison.

>>716452747
Jesus what compels a man to just sit online and post this nonsense all day

>>716437859
Noob method, real gamers fuck him up with hammer.

>>716441682
Isnt that 3DS game called Triforce of the Gods 2?

>>716439079
Awful s tier. I don’t want to spend a Zelda game gluing shit together for minutes at a time in a world that I already spent hundreds of hours in for it’s predecessor.

>>716443317
It's a great game but it would be a better game if it had a unique map. It borrows far too much from ALTTP. The art direction being kind of bland in the same way modern Kirby, NSMB, and DKCR/TF are doesn't help either. I quite strongly remember people writing the game off as New! The Legend of Zelda when it was first shown, and even now I can't fault anybody for having that impression before playing it.

>>716453495
>i dont want to play the videogame or engage with its mechanics and this means its objectively bad
waaow what an annoying take

>>716453348
Trying to force a term so others would also join him in using it

>>716435172 (OP)
It's Zelda 1, but playable.
Oracle of seasons is way better.

>>716439079
Is Four Swords Adventures really that bad? I was kind of hoping to cop the formations mechanic for my own Zelda-like, but it's been a long time since I played FSA so maybe my memory is skewed.

>>716453831
It's pretty meh when playing alone and multiplayer requires multiple GBAs and link cables for them

>>716453667
Keep in mind that this is over a video game
A physical object with no thoughts or feelings of its own

For me it's Ages>LTTP>LA>Seasons>Minish. Haven't played ALBW.

>>716453348
Its not one guy, it was originally people responding to ericposts calling him an ootsnoy because it pissed him off, but obviously it went a little further than that. The original term was "ootbaby" but I havent seen that shit in ages.

>>716453734
>It's Zelda 1, but playable.
This cant be a serious post.

>>716435172 (OP)
We do? I don't remember us agreeing on that on the last zoomer council meeting. The only Zelda game I've ever disliked was Phantom Hourglass. I didn't even think it was bad, I just thought it was mediocre for a Zelda game.

>>716454191
>last zoomer council meeting
Isn't that just jerking off together in silence on Discord

>>716453620
Majora's Mask should be next to Ocarina of Time , Minish Cap should be B tier otherwise I mostly agree

>>716454317
No that's just what we tell you guys so you don't want to join , even if you did you probably couldn't understand our linguistic cornucopias. We goo chewing Minnesota Mickey Mouse on the regular, no cap.

>>716435172 (OP)
no one like this games

Artificial thread full of (unpaid) ragebaiters desperately trying to boost this site's engagement levels so poor poor Hiro can make a few more pennies off it.

>>716449254
It's boring and dull and unmemorable compared to many other games on the same console. It looks nice sure. That's it. It's not the best looking game on the console. Not the best looking in the series. Or the best playing, best anything. It certainly isn't timeless.

>>716453620
>LoZ, Totk, Botw in B
>ocarina in fucking A
>mm ww and tp worse than ocarina
why are you like this

>>716455391
Because I'm a man of truth.

>>716455391
WW is the worst though

>>716455085
No, the fuck it isn't. What fucking games are you talking about?

ALTTP's dungeons, overworld, artstyle, controls, pacing, combat, bossfights, all absolutely top notch. Bona fide classic in every sense.

There's no other Zelda 2D or 3D that can stand shoulder to shoulder with it. It runs circles around everything else on the SNES and makes it look effortless while doing it. It's got that magic to it, it's lightning in a botte.

zoomtards are retarded niggers that killed video games and the internet

>>716435172 (OP)
I'm playing it rn. How the hell are you supposed to beat the first dungeon?

>>716455942
You escort Zelda to the basement and then beat ball and chain soldier, the most powerful knight in Hyrule’s army.

>>716453831
The game was obviously designed with four players in mind so the dungeons are kind of lackluster. Formations would be better if it was just two Links imo

>>716454191
>The only Zelda game I've ever disliked was Phantom Hourglass
That’s it, you’re off the council. You were supposed to say Spirit Tracks.

>>716455546
It really doesn't. Maybe Ocarina of Time of Breath of the Wild did. But this one didn't have much impact and no one really likes it anymore except old people who played it as kids. It's just kinda too simple and bland in every respect, except maybe music, but otherwise pretty shallow and repetitive. A dull little game.

>>716456004
How do you get to Zelda? The game doesn't tell you anything

>>716435172 (OP)
It's too clunky and millenials get filtered by real Zelda games like Majora's Mask and Wind Waker

>>716456157
>Maybe Ocarina of Time of Breath of the Wild did.
Die you fucking zoomer shitstain

>>716435172 (OP)
Something, something
Heckin entertaining gaming personality #451,906 doesn't like it because zoom zoom
Something
Not open world

>>716456157
OoT hasn't held up nearly as well over time or on replays as LTTP and BotW is just empty, dull open-world ubishit with copy-pasted bokoblin camps, barebones dungeons, weapons that break after five hits, and shrines that take 10 minutes to trek to and a minute to load in just for a 30 second puzzle

>ALttP: timeless 2D artstyle that aged like wine
>OoT: ugly early 3D abomination with muddy textures

>ALttP: smooth, tight, precise, responsive 60fps
>OoT: runs at 15fps, extremely sluggish and laggy

>ALttP: dense overworld full of secrets
>OoT: empty overworld full of wasted space just to hold stick forward through

>ALttP: can see entire room at a glance so puzzles require unique ways of interacting with the environment and thinking outside the box
>OoT: entering first person and looking at a wall is consisered a """puzzle"""

>ALttP: starts you right in the action, can approach dungeons in your own order at your own pace with little bogging you down.
>OoT: constant cutscenes, constant exposition dumps, game treats you like a retard with tutorials every two minutes

>ALttP: combat is fast-paced and challenging with a huge variety of enemies. Spacing and positioning are important
>OoT: Z-targeting removes any challenge of spacing and positioning and makes the combat just a glorified rhythm game. Every combat encounter just involves circling around the enemy, waiting for them to be open to attack, and repeat. It's just a boring, drawn-out slog

>ALttP: dungeons are complex and labyrinthine and require you to create a mental map and learn how rooms are connected
>OoT: dungeons are largely linear on-rails where you just solve the """puzzle""" by entering first person and looking around the room or jumping on some platforms

>ALttP: bosses are challenging and memorable requiring unique methods to dispatch them that you must figure out
>OoT: bosses are pushovers that are just a glorified tutorial for the item you conveniently just found in that dungeon

>>716454145
This is how you can spot someone who never played the first game

>>716456157
>literally redefined the Zelda series and adventures games as a whole, made SNES a must own console, and is still widely heralded as a top game of all time
>dat wasn't memorable doe
You are fucking retarded. Zoomers should not be allowed to have opinions.

>>716456124
Look if this is about council business, we're supposed to be talking properly. So, is lil bro napping on the swag? Bro I reconned the fit, you lack the buckle and bourgeois to be besmirching the sacraments. If Hourglass was lackin, why would I Spirit Tracks? Dead ass

>>716456202
Welcome to link to the past. The game is very bad at telling you anything.
Zelda is in the basement.
The map will show you the numbered levels to go to.

The only Zelda game worth a damn based on artistic merit is Majora's Mask. The rest are toys for children.

>>716456658
>OoT hasn't held up nearly as well over time or on replays as LTTP
I'm a zoomer who played Ocarina of Time fairly recently on a GameCube collectors edition disk I got, and no Ocarina of Time is way better than Then BotW and TotK, it it aged just as well as any of the nes games - which btw I will never understand the hate that Links Adventure gets, that game is fire. It's easily on par with Castlevania 1 and 2

>>716457057
Midwit moment

>>716457141
That's because ocarina plays like a Zelda game while the other two games are shit sandbox games where you die in one hit and wander around doing nothing

>>716457156
Manchild moment

>>716457141
Of course it's better than BotW or TotK. Hasn't aged as well as the 2D games though