I am bored out of my mind - /v/ (#717356234) [Archived: 86 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:01:52 PM No.717356234
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It was fun in the beginning when things were fresh and exciting and there were new discoveries around every corner, but now it's just mind numbing tedium.

I am tired of wasting 20 minutes just to go investigate something to get one single line in my ship log (usually the exact same concept I've seen a half dozen other places in the game) that leads to absolutely nothing.

I am tired of having to fly all the way to bumfuck, nowhere for some stupid puzzle and not knowing if I can even solve it right now, or if actually the solution is on the other side of the galaxy in some unexplored area, wrapped under its own layers of bullshit.

I am tired of making a single misstep deep in a cave, or not being able to figure out the one specific obtuse puzzle solution the devs have chosen, and having repeat the entire loop again, then hurriedly try to solve the puzzle and cram all the readings down my throat before the sun explodes and forces me to start over from scratch.

And these readings and puzzle solutions which ultimately amount to... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Seriously, I have never seen a game that has both ZERO progression whatsoever, and also a completely static world. NOTHING changes from the second you start until the second you end. There is no combat, there are no tools, there are no upgrades, there are no permanent changes, there is no character progression, there are no environmental changes, there are no resources, there is NOTHING that is different, and your very first loop is the same as your 100th. Literally the ONLY ability I've earned in 15 hours is the ability to kill myself and start the next loop early, which should have been there from the jump. And the world is also completely fucking static, there are ZERO random elements, there are ZERO changes you can influence, and things always happen in the EXACT SAME ORDER every single time.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:02:04 PM No.717356253
I am so ready to just drop it. I don't care about the worldbuilding, or some furfag race of Nomai, or the nonsensical physics that they just make up on the spot. I've already seen 95% of the game, and now comes the last 5% where I must wring blood from a stone to just get a single line of flavortext.

(Also I'm playing with the Echoes of the Eye DLC, not sure if that matters, or what parts of the game are part of that DLC)
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:06:47 PM No.717356596
>>717356253
It sounds like you never even found the dlc location
Anyway, the game isn't that hard. You can do everything in 20 minutes or less
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:50 PM No.717356867
>>717356234 (OP)
I would skip it if I were you. Don't force yourself to enjoy entertainment, that's just absurd.
I was hooked on this game for a weekend, couldn't put it down until I was done with it. The DLC didn't grab me the same way, so I just didn't play it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:35 PM No.717356921
>>717356234 (OP)

Game's boring shit, i finished it with my boyfriend yesterday. I appreciate the effort they went through gameplay wise in designing each planet and flying to each and yada yada but the whole "nono you see you need constant back and forth and clues and uh time limit and redo a segment 30 times is FUN"
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:19 PM No.717357057
>Time loop game
>Malding cause the loop repeats itself
>Progression isn't tied to numbers, but your understanding of the game world
>"There is no progression"
/v/tard filtered once again by lvdokino
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:08 PM No.717357116
>>717356234 (OP)
maybe fortnite is more of your alley anon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:36 PM No.717357151
I'm brown btw, forgot to mention.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:41 PM No.717357160
>>717356596
I am not surprised, there is like 500 red herrings that just lead to flavor text and lore dumps, and a couple events that actually do anything.

You have no tools or abilities, and there is zero progression or carryover between runs, so you have an extremely limited toolset with how you can approach situations, it's easier to just figure it out with trial and error.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:46 PM No.717357301
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>>717357057
>>Progression isn't tied to numbers, but your understanding of the game world

No wonder you incels and redditors like it so much, it's a game for people with nothing going on in their lives so they need to feel "smart" by remembering "oh this place told me i have to take a screenshot of the moon if i want to go in! i'll remember that" while people who actually have a life, a job and relationships want videogames to be FUN, not some pathetic "hey remember that tweet you just read from an alien? weeeell now you PROBABLY gotta go to Y planet to see what it was about!!"
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:17:29 PM No.717357348
>>717357160
Just fly to places nigger
Just boost over there, you have a jetpack
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:17:51 PM No.717357375
>>717357160
You're unironically retarded, if not bait. Painful to read.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:19:31 PM No.717357494
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:20:34 PM No.717357567
I'm surprised people have any difficulty with this game at all
You can brute force your way into one of the final rooms in 10 minutes just by using a bit of common sense
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:16 PM No.717357734
>>717357057
I already understand the world. If there is some kind of trigger, I just want to get it over with already, because so far I have done like 20 different plot threads and they all led to dead ends with a small lore dump or just rewording something I already knew and found out from a half dozen other locations.

I played the whole game blind and thought spoilers would really ruin it, but there is basically nothing to ruin. It's just a gay "experiential" type game where you just wander around planets and repeat the same bullshit over and over.

Because there is zero railroading, signposting, or even subtly leading you to one location, they had to make it so every single path you can take basically reaches the same result. What that amounts to is you just hear the same shit over and over and over because the game has to be designed in such a way that the experience is identical for someone who went to any given area first vs. last

>>717357375
>dude I need to do this big long multi-loop plot thread to figure out.... those jellyfish literally going inside the core are how you get inside the core
>dude I need to do this big long multi-loop plot thread to figure out.... avoid the anglerfish
>dude I need to do this big long multi-loop plot thread to figure out.... quantum objects move when you aren't observing them
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:44 PM No.717357829
>>717356921
>finished it with my boyfriend
Sorry I don't listen to the opinions of gays
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:58 PM No.717357848
>>717357567

1. You wouldn't even know any of the locations or the puzzles if you "Brute force it"
2. Game literally has timers and "slow sections" like Dark Brittle so your whole "in 10 minutes" is a lie and shows you didn't even play it
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:11 PM No.717357865
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:14 PM No.717357868
>>717357567
Yes, retard. And you can also guess a number I picked 1-100 and get it right in a few guesses.

Because that's exactly what it is you fucking moron, and that's WHY we don't like it.

It's a bunch of pointless frivolous dead ends where you accomplish nothing and learn nothing, with a couple of those actually being the critical path that matters and the rest is just irrelevant, time-wasting window dressing.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:59 PM No.717357934
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>>717357829

So you don't listen to yourself?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:26:30 PM No.717357961
>>717357865
>twitterposter retard completely misunderstands the argument and can only post strawmans
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:29:58 PM No.717358196
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>>717357934
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:03 PM No.717358260
>>717356234 (OP)
gay midwit reddit game with shit writing and worldbuilding that loves wasting your time.

Exploration of the unknown and unraveling a complex mystery in free-form space could actually be such a great concept, shame they totally fucked the execution.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:57 PM No.717358504
>>717358260
What, pray tell did they fuck up with the execution?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:35:21 PM No.717358534
>>717358504
Read the thread dumbfuck
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:37:21 PM No.717358662
>>717358534
The argument you can brute force it doesn't work. Your odds of doing exactly what you have to do to beat the game without actually trying to figure it out actively is basically zero. That's like saying you could beat a chess grandmaster with no experience by moving random pieces.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:38:47 PM No.717358772
>try to escape the galaxy by flying in the other direction as far as I can to avoid the sun exploding
>literally thousands of km outside the galaxy, can see the super nova isn't even remotely close to me at all
>game just says fuck you and kills me anyways
dropped
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:39:39 PM No.717358829
>>717357734
Sounds like you need to break the loop
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:41:09 PM No.717358928
>>717358662
you are an illiterate retard

see >>717357734

99% of the shit you do in this game serves no purpose beyond an entry in your ship log. There are dozens upon dozens of dead ends that amount to nothing except flavor text.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:41:36 PM No.717358960
>>717358772
>kills you
He doesn't know

There actually is a "fuck off and fly super far away" ending, 3 different ones actually. With credits rolling and everything. They are all bad endings though
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:43:48 PM No.717359108
>>717358960
>you flew several thousand km away to the point where the supernova didn't even come remotely close to you, but that wasn't enough!!!
nah, I'm good, game is retarded. I'm not holding a key down for 22 minutes straight
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:44:59 PM No.717359183
Every single /v/ user has looked up solutions to this game like that piratenigger. Every single one that particularly brags about anything related to the game has looked up every single solution.
And every single one of them will deny this while throwing petty insults when you call them out.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:47:33 PM No.717359387
>>717357734
Literally everything in the game is connected and will lead you to the same ending but somehow you are understanding it as dead ends?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:49:18 PM No.717359534
>>717359387
No, you dumbfuck, a dead end lore entry that is similar to the other 49 I already had is not "leading me to the same ending" unless the ending arbitrarily demands you have 50 bullshit lore entries in your ship log before you can see it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:51:55 PM No.717359742
>>717359183
The only thing I had to look up hints for was the jellyfish thing, and that's only because the game didn't make it clear enough that the tentacles won't zap you if you exit the ship. Could have figured it out on my own if I experimented a little more, but I had no idea if I had missed a clue somewhere.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:52:06 PM No.717359754
the permanant change is you op
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:53:33 PM No.717359862
>>717356253
>I am so ready to just drop it.
then just drop it already, you already know you're not enjoying yourself. Why the FUCK would you stick around
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:53:34 PM No.717359863
>>717359754
Which would be fine if 99% of the game wasn't loredump padding, AND it didn't gate everything behind layers of repetitive Groundhog Day bullshit tedium
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:55:19 PM No.717359997
>>717359183
I only had to look up the quantum moon solution because I felt it did not make sense how the moon would disappear whilst I was looking directly at it and trying to enter its atmosphere.
>>717358772
(you) did escape the galaxy. But that doesn't stop the time loop, dummy.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:56:07 PM No.717360046
>>717359183
Only thing I looked up was The sand planet alignment with the sandstorm tornado to transport you
No idea how you could have known that, and even knowing that half the time it flings you out of the tornado and you die instantly so just fucking it up once would lead you to believe that isn't what you are supposed to do.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:56:42 PM No.717360083
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>>717359183

I literally opened a youtube speedrun video and recreated 1:1 everything he did except i also installed a Cheat Mod to disable the anglerfish AI.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:57:06 PM No.717360113
>>717359997
>only had to look up the quantum moon solution because I felt it did not make sense how the moon would disappear whilst I was looking directly at it and trying to enter its atmosphere.
How the fuck did you have to look that up when the game tells you the solution in like 50 different places and forces you to do multiple trials using the mechanic
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:57:16 PM No.717360134
>>717356234 (OP)
I have to confess.
I cheated at the Ash Twin Project section and the unavoidable Bell section of the DLC because I couldn't figure it out and got impatient when the end was right within my grasp.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:58:01 PM No.717360190
I still didn't understand not even half of the story after watching several video essays and reading a huge reddit wall of text about it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:58:35 PM No.717360220
>>717360113
I told you it didnt make sense. I was looking directly at the moon and it disappears because I got too close?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:58:39 PM No.717360223
So... we all agree the DLC is worse than the main game, right?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:59:06 PM No.717360259
>people on /v/ call me retarded when they looked shit up while I played blind as intended
Shit meme game
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:59:39 PM No.717360303
>>717360223
Its got lower lows but higher highs desu. Its kino near the end when you find the solutions.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.717360318
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It's the kind of game you appreciate once it's done.
But fuck yes are some things annoying to get to or just plain bullshit. It's a 7/10 game, 8/10 once you finished it, but no masterpiece because of all the retard cave/ just a bit too weird puzzle mechanics.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:50 PM No.717360403
>>717360223
Yes. The final solution was retarded because it breaks the foundation of the game and the only way you could get a hint at it is if you're bad and accidentally killed yourself in a certain area.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:54 PM No.717360406
>>717360220
They literally make you use the camera like 10 times though in trials

I'm not saying the logic isn't retarded, it is, just that the solution the game wanted should have been obvious
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:01:16 PM No.717360424
>>717360259
You're posting on /v/, that means you're retarded.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:01:35 PM No.717360441
>>717356234 (OP)
>Long ass text
>Reddit spacing
Didn't read but I guess you got filtered
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:02:19 PM No.717360492
>>717357848
I think he means the sun station. And yes, you could brute force that one easily if you just find the tower.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:02:22 PM No.717360496
>>717360318
Yeah it was cool in the beginning but retreading the same long paths just to get a brief instance to explore one route or do one puzzle, repeat dozens more times got old very fast
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:03:48 PM No.717360593
>>717359108
>holding a key down for 22 minutes straight
Nevermind the game, you don't know how acceleration in space works.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:04:42 PM No.717360668
>>717360496
>retreading the same long paths just to get a brief instance to explore one route or do one puzzle
There are shortcuts everywhere you dolt. They were there the whole time but usually become obvious after going the long (intended) route.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:06:24 PM No.717360789
>>717360403
The game literally tells you the solution if you find the right reels.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:07:00 PM No.717360836
>>717360593
Holding down accelerate increases your rate of acceleration, retard. You can very easily tell this by using a location as reference
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:08:22 PM No.717360932
>>717360789
Yes and my reaction was "why would I do that? I don't want to restart the run"
That's what i mean when it breaks the game's foundation. You are expected to abandon your preconceived notions of the game's reality at the last second.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:08:28 PM No.717360939
>>717360496
The concept is blindingly original and awesome though, so a lot of hipsters will <3 it till the end of time for it, it's just... not THAT fun to play.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:09:25 PM No.717360991
>>717360668
Just getting to the shortcuts wastes about the same amount of time as doing it the long way efficiently. Or I'm probably already using what you consider shortcuts, it's just still tedious as shit. What are you referring to
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:13:42 PM No.717361252
>>717360223
I love the DLC more than life itself
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:14:00 PM No.717361278
>>717356234 (OP)
Retarded boomercuck has no attention span and got filtered.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:15:16 PM No.717361351
>>717360932
Then you're retarded. My reaction was "That's interesting. The loop's going to end soon, might as well try it out."
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:16:01 PM No.717361402
>>717360932
It explains why it makes sense in the reel though
And why do people get so angry over having to "restart the run"? It takes like five minutes to get anywhere once you know how
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:16:13 PM No.717361415
>>717356234 (OP)
the concept is great but the puzzle element should have been an Easter egg. they'd have been better off making the game a survival space game with ayyliums to kill
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:18:26 PM No.717361546
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It's extremely tedious, repetitive, and boring as shit beyond the first few hours, but we must act like we love it because it's le quirky and unique indie game.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:02 PM No.717361774
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>>717356234 (OP)
i played it the same time when my oshi played it
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:23:23 PM No.717361868
How were you supposed to get into the roof area to get to Black Hole Forge? I managed to land my ship upside down to get onto the roof pathway but that seemed super janky and not the intended method.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:23:31 PM No.717361873
>>717356234 (OP)
>he forces himself to finish his games
remember when you were 12 you had to absolutely beat every game
oh right you didn't you just fuckin played what was most fun
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:25:58 PM No.717362043
>>717357301
>why the fuck am i expected to remember and engage with things in this timeloop puzzle game
i shiggy diggy
*ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE LANDED ON THE SUN STATION MAY REPLY TO THIS POST*
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:26:42 PM No.717362093
>>717361868
That's how I got there too but there's a warp pad that goes to it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:27:37 PM No.717362160
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/v/ tricked me into playing this snorefest, and I don't like seeing you guys continue to try to trick other anons into playing it too.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:05 PM No.717362186
>>717361868
The Brittle Hollow teleporter on the Ash Twin leads to the Black Hole Forge area.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:10 PM No.717362198
>>717362043
>He pursued the "retard strength" solution instead of remembered and engaging with the puzzles to reach the sun station
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:39 PM No.717362227
>>717361774
anon... haven't you heard the news?
your oshi is being creampied by another man who isn't you as we speak
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:29:09 PM No.717362261
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>>717362043
It's really not that hard
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:29:11 PM No.717362264
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>>717362198
damn right, warp pads are for pussies
I only used one in the single required instance
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:31:48 PM No.717362449
Op it sounds like you should be pretty close to beating the game if you're this tired of it and feel you've discovered most things
You just need the 3 ending keys of the coordinates inside Giant's Deep, the ship location in Dark Bramble, and the warp core inside the ATP.
I thought the ending was neat
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:32:01 PM No.717362471
This game made me start watching let's plays
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:32:39 PM No.717362512
OK, this is cool and all, but what the fuck does MDN mean?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:33:11 PM No.717362546
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>>717362449
>I thought the ending was neat

Why?
I thought we were gonna stop the sun from blowing the fuck up not just have all our race, kids included, die, all our friends die, all we did and learned was for nothing and then, the protag dies anyway so "a new galaxy is made becuase old one died"

It was stupid.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:34:41 PM No.717362646
>>717362546
Turns out the real outer wilds was the friends we made along the way
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:35:42 PM No.717362710
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>>717362646

They all die, anon. Fuck do you want dead friends for.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:35:53 PM No.717362724
>>717362546
It sounds like you cant into entropy
I like the idea of coming to terms with the inevitable end but still being the cause of some new shape to the new universe
If you just charged up a super cool move and made the whole universe hunky-dory then every theme the game had would be right out the fucking window
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:37:53 PM No.717362859
>>717362710
Everybody has to die eventually
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:38:37 PM No.717362915
>>717362724

But anon, this game it's the equivalent of "it was all a dream" type story. Nothing mattered, nothing was saved or learned, everything and everyone died.

>>717362859

After a long life not on your first pilot mission when you turn into a hatchling and much less your entire race.
Replies: >>717363057 >>717363059
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:38:45 PM No.717362942
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>>717362546
>Niggas will witness the death and rebirth of all creation and call it stupid and pointless
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:40:21 PM No.717363057
>>717362915
>Nothing mattered, nothing was saved or learned, everything and everyone died.
Will you feel the same of your own life, when in a hundred years you are completely firgotten by all except maybe your grandchildren?
Sounds like you've fallen for the curse of nihilism
Replies: >>717363230
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:40:23 PM No.717363059
>>717362915
>After a long life
Not everyone gets lucky
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:41:10 PM No.717363109
NPC thread.
Replies: >>717363458
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:43:03 PM No.717363230
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_23_45_00_940
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_23_45_00_940
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>>717363057

If i spent my entire life trying to unveil the secret of the universe to stop some time loop and some sun explosion and i end up dying like a fucking retard and everyone arounds me dies and everything is literally GONE, erased from existence. Then yes i'd feel the same, it's the embodiment of a let down

You guys had meltdowns over the Mass Effect ending but this game has the exact same shit, only that ME had the decency of adding a free DLC so Shephard wouldn't die.

You can't have a game in which you spend hours solving puzzle just to die like a bitch and everyone around you dies like a bitch too.
Replies: >>717363497 >>717363618 >>717363624
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:46:20 PM No.717363458
>>717363109
NPC game
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:46:48 PM No.717363497
>>717363230
>You guys had meltdowns over the Mass Effect ending but this game has the exact same shit, only that ME had the decency of adding a free DLC so Shephard wouldn't die.
You're a dumb fucking retard if you think Shepard dying was the reason everyone hated ME3's ending, and that the DLC did anything at all to un-shittify it
The ending of this game follows the themes explored within it. If you can't follow basic shit like that then maybe a power fantasy story is more your cup of tea
Replies: >>717363838
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:48:26 PM No.717363618
>>717363230
You get to go through a weird 2001 rip off sequence and then see a new big bang as the universe is remade
What kind of ending would you have preferred?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:48:33 PM No.717363624
>>717363230
>co op faggot misunderstanding why ME3 had a shit ending
You did not beat the game
and
You did not understand the story
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:49:07 PM No.717363661
>looks up a walkthrough
>uses cheats to finish the game
>has a melty because he doesn't understand the lore
oh im laffin
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:51:28 PM No.717363838
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_01_13_53_753
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_01_13_53_753
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>>717363497
>The ending of this game follows the themes explored within it.

What themes? Reading alien tweets on the walls while some hillibilies play the banjo?

This game is not as deep as you think it is. Throwing the word Quantum Physics around does not make you smart, it makes you pretentious.
Replies: >>717364006 >>717364046 >>717371820
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:51:45 PM No.717363861
>>717362261
No, it isn't. The two rafting achievements in EotE are much harder.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:53:49 PM No.717364006
>>717363838
It sounds like the game was literally too deep for you and you didn't get it
That's ok, there's plenty of other video games you could occupy your time with instead
Replies: >>717364075
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:31 PM No.717364046
>>717363838
About coming to terms with the inevitability of death and finding meaning in life through the connections formed with others. It's not even a complex theme but you still miss it so hard

Tell me anon, why do you think people hated ME3's ending?
Were you even capable of cognizant thought when that game released?
Replies: >>717364250
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:57 PM No.717364075
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_00_34_34_432
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_00_34_34_432
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>>717364006

The game is so deep the biggest fans of it are redditors, says a lot.
Replies: >>717364289
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:59 PM No.717364076
>>717362261
It's such arbitrary bullshit you can lock onto everything else including pieces of space debris but can't lock onto the sun station. Ship handling is so absolute dogshit without lock-on + match velocity
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:57:17 PM No.717364250
>>717364046
>About coming to terms with the inevitability of death and finding meaning in life through the connections formed with others.

What connections the game has like 5 npcs in the whole game with 5 lines of dialogue. Did you steal that from Kojima's Death Stranding or something? This is the worst game you can talk about "making connections".

>Tell me anon, why do you think people hated ME3's ending?

For the same reason they hate the Fallout 3 ending and TLOU2. The protagonist dies. This game has the same thing but dialed up to 11. There's no sacrifice, there's no "accepting the invetiable", you literally LEAVE the loop, youwatch the galaxy explode, you're sent to limbo and then, boop, you die anyways.

There's an entireending about flying in your ship far away enough from the galaxy to avoid being killed but "nooo it's not heckin' canon!"
Replies: >>717364725
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:57:46 PM No.717364289
>>717364075
>The game is so deep the biggest fans of it are redditors, says a lot.
said the furfag
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:00:49 PM No.717364497
>>717356921
You're getting filtered if you have to repeat walking sim segments 30 times
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:00:56 PM No.717364506
8bkgg87cd2s71
8bkgg87cd2s71
md5: f75247721d96bb12c329808f10cdfb86🔍
>Nooooooo if you reach the eye everyone will die for nothing!
>Haha, big bang go boom
Replies: >>717364740
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:03:39 PM No.717364725
>>717364250
>What connections the game has like 5 npcs in the whole game with 5 lines of dialogue
I won't claim the game has amazing NPCs, but they (along with Solanum and especially the DLC NPC) show the theme of coming to terms with death. It wears that theme so brazenly that it should be impossible to miss.
>For the same reason they hate the Fallout 3 ending and TLOU2. The protagonist dies
Jesus christ you are new
People hated ME3's ending because, from the outset, Bioware said that the ending would account for many of the choices made throughout the previous games. Importing your save would truly matter, and it wouldn't just be a color swap of one cutscene
Then the game releases, people reach the ending and find that a Deus Ex Machina child literally just gives you three different outcomes that result in the same cutscene with different color lights. Nothing you did actually mattered.
If Shepard had died in a way that made sense and was well written people would have been fine with that, you narratively illiterate retard.
Replies: >>717364865
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:03:48 PM No.717364740
>>717364506
>dismantles their entire civilization because they saw a weird light from space
I love the owlretards so much
Replies: >>717371998
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:04:43 PM No.717364814
why do you have a ban on your record
why do you have a ban on your record
md5: 4bf3bd6cef8095fad3a569995623f028🔍
>>717356921
Yo, this you?
Replies: >>717365086
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:05:27 PM No.717364865
>>717364725
>show the theme of coming to terms with death.

The NPCs being flat and dead is not them coming to terms with death it's the writers being shit, you're confusing characters with the personality of a cardboard with them embracing dead.

>If Shepard had died in a way that made sense

They would still cry, people don't like their fictional protagonist dying.
Replies: >>717364976 >>717365125
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:06:57 PM No.717364976
>>717364865
How should the game have ended then?
Replies: >>717365227
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:08:01 PM No.717365052
its hilarious how this game filters the shit out of people, truly a masterpiece.
Replies: >>717365332 >>717368503
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:08:22 PM No.717365086
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>>717364814

Yes. The ban is for insulting trannies in DBD. Already making a parasocial relationship with random anons in 4chan? What went so wrong with your life anon?
Replies: >>717365579 >>717365676
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:08:39 PM No.717365125
>>717364865
>The NPCs being flat and dead is not them coming to terms with death it's the writers being shi
The owls literally exist in a hellish simulatoon because of their fear of death
NPCs all react differently when telling you the world is ending - usually somewhere in the 5 stages of grief
Your misunderstanding of ME3's hate tells me that you're probably too young to remember when the game came out, Zoom Zoom
Replies: >>717365363
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:08:50 PM No.717365141
Gay reddit game with gay reddit devs and gay reddit fans.

Reminder Outer Wilds IS NOT, NEVER HAS BEEN, and NEVER WILL BE /v/ approved.
Replies: >>717365190 >>717366043
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:09:27 PM No.717365190
>>717365141
What games are /v/ approved?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:09:47 PM No.717365227
>>717364976

End the loop, go home with all the other outer wild adventurers.
Or explore beyond your galaxy.
Or sacrifice yourself to stop the sun from blowing up.
Lots of ways it could have ended that didn't need to pull "the whole game might as well not have happened"
Replies: >>717365341 >>717365652
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:10:56 PM No.717365332
>>717365052
>heh I am le enlightened individual who loves performing the same tedious bullshit repeatedly for a few lines of flavor text
Replies: >>717365414
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:11:03 PM No.717365341
>>717365227
>the whole game might as well not have happened
Thats the whole point retard
It happened because you saw it. You were there to observe it all
Replies: >>717365426 >>717365461
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:11:19 PM No.717365363
>>717365125
>usually somewhere in the 5 stages of grief

You're reading too much into it.

>Your misunderstanding of ME3's hate

It's not misunderstanding, it's the truth, and it's why you stopped to see people cry the second they released a DLC in which Shepard lives.
Replies: >>717365495 >>717365842 >>717366153
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:12:02 PM No.717365414
>>717365332
>cant appreciate environmental exploration and learning without a big glowing sticker at the end of each path
Filtered indeed
Replies: >>717365515
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:12:14 PM No.717365426
>>717365341
>the bear only... le shat in the woods... because you... le saw it....
>10/10 reddit approved, I clapped and shidded
Replies: >>717365546
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:12:37 PM No.717365461
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>>717365341

Woooahh thank you game devs for letting me see low poly planets right before they are blown to fucking pieceeess thaaaanks indie reddit devs veeery cool.

Starfield had the fucking decency of not killing everything and everyone when the game ended.
Replies: >>717365546
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:13:03 PM No.717365495
ShiggityDiggity
ShiggityDiggity
md5: 31fa22782f7b6b0deb2fe29d366bc19c🔍
>>717365363
>why you stopped to see people cry the second they released a DLC in which Shepard lives.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:13:18 PM No.717365515
>>717365414
Except the game literally DOES give you a bunch of glowing stickers showing you what to explore and even if you missed something.

The issue is >95% of the shit in this game is utterly pointless to the critical path.
Replies: >>717365635
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:13:49 PM No.717365546
>>717365426
>>717365461
wow everything sure is dogshit when you reduce it down to a simplified meme version of itself
Replies: >>717365803
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:14:08 PM No.717365579
>>717365086
>DBD playing retard cant understand narratives
Color me shocked
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:14:50 PM No.717365621
I just finished outer wilds and I think it’s hilarious how big of a meltdown OP is going through because of his tiny brain.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:15:02 PM No.717365635
>>717365515
What stuff is pointless? Everything is designed as part of a breadcrumb trail that leads you into one of the five final areas
Replies: >>717365717 >>717366013
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:15:21 PM No.717365652
>>717365227
That ending would fucking suck
Being in an ethereal space and jamming with NPCs you met along the way while birthing a new universe was far more interesting and memorable than any of those
Replies: >>717366173
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:15:29 PM No.717365662
Decent bait. Only people who actually played the game and liked it will notice it, and even then the superfans will just get mad and won't figure out your bait. Well done.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:15:46 PM No.717365676
>>717365086
>Already making a parasocial relationship with random anons in 4chan?
Nope, just trying to understand what drives a man to act like a retard in public.
Replies: >>717366173
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:16:18 PM No.717365717
>>717365635
>these 50 separate lines of gay loredump flavor text are totally relevant to the ending
Replies: >>717365809
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:30 PM No.717365803
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_23_48_58_422
OuterWilds_2025_08_04_23_48_58_422
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>>717365546

It's not simplification anon, it's what actually happens on screen.
I don't know where you see any depth in constantly checking reddit alien conversations in walls or finally finding an NPC to see 5 lines of dialogue and goodbye.

The game is not deep because everyone dies.
The game is not deep because it's indie.
The game is no deep because it has banjo music.

You can praise the game for things like how cool it is the Ash planet loses all its sand as the timer goes on, you can praise the game for the camera gameplay involving Quantum crystal walls and the Quantum Moon. You can even praise it if you want for not giving you directions so "you figure it out" (which only unemployed losers or kids have time for).

But certainly not for its story or "theme".
Replies: >>717365998
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:35 PM No.717365809
>>717365717
Its all connected and leads you to the ending though
Replies: >>717366013
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:18:01 PM No.717365842
>>717365363
You stopped seeing people shit on it because by the time they released whatever DLC the shitting was all done and nobody gave a fuck about bottom garbage tier ending anymore. Ending was shit, people shat on it, then people moved on and left ME behind them by the time they released whatever the fuck.
Replies: >>717366153
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:19:08 PM No.717365931
Reminder that 99% of people who beat Outer Wilds used outside help multiple times. They also didn't actually enjoy it, but only praise it because it's some le quirky, unique indie game, and they think it makes them look like le sophisticated gaymer
Replies: >>717366273
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:19:53 PM No.717365998
>>717365803
>constantly checking reddit alien conversations in walls
If this is your problem with the game then play the DLC
It has zero readable text walls
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:20:02 PM No.717366013
OuterWilds_2025_08_03_23_05_36_209
OuterWilds_2025_08_03_23_05_36_209
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>>717365635
>>717365809

But anon most of what you learn or do is pointless.
In the end all you had to do to finish the game was go to Ash planet, go to Dark Brittle, solve Puzzle.That's it. 3 steps.
Other time loop games require you to mix everything you did the whole game efficently in a single day. Here the only thing that makes you do it over and over is the anglefish shitty AI while you wait for the ash planet to lose some sand.

Most of the walls you read have irrelevant information
It's completely pointless to meet the NPCs as they say nothing of value.
And for a game beloved by redditors you literally have a computer in your ship telling you "UOH OH, YOU DIDN'T EXLPORE X PLANET ENOUGH!!"
Replies: >>717366140
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:20:28 PM No.717366043
>>717365141
>/v/ approved
Yeah, where's the gacha? Wheres the feet?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:21:29 PM No.717366129
>>717359183
I am proud to say that I completed the entire base game without looking anything up
the quantum moon
the jellyfish
the end
even the sun station
the only thing I looked up in the dlc was how to enter the party house
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:21:41 PM No.717366140
>>717366013
You also need the code from the probe tracking moduel
Unless you just looked up what it was to speed through the game
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:21:52 PM No.717366153
>>717365363
>>717365842
People still shat on the ending after the DLC you paint eating retards - people still shit on it today albeit with less fervor than it was near release
Newfags, why i oughta
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:22:05 PM No.717366173
OuterWilds_2025_08_05_00_53_42_380
OuterWilds_2025_08_05_00_53_42_380
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>>717365652
>Being in an ethereal space and jamming with NPCs you met along the way while birthing a new universe was far more interesting and memorable than any of those

Sounds cringe, literally.

>>717365676
> T-the game is not reddit! it's actually very deep!
>> REEE YOU JUST SAID THE GAME IS BAD??? I'M GONNA DOX YOU! I'M GONNA FUCKING DOX YOU!!!!

I swear every outer wilds fan is beyond mentally unstable. Figures out it's reddit favorite game.
Replies: >>717366248 >>717366418 >>717366448
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:22:54 PM No.717366248
>>717366173
>I'M GONNA DOX YOU
Are you that new, that you dont think posting your own username on /v/ will get you made fun of?
Replies: >>717366475
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:23:17 PM No.717366273
>>717365931

That seems to be trend with popular indie game. Save for Stardew Valley, majority of indie games praised non stop like FNAF or now currently Abiotic Factor seems mostly praised by kids who watched youtubers play it rather than play it themselves.
Replies: >>717366512
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:24:52 PM No.717366418
>>717366173
>thinks typing words into a search bar is doxing
No wonder you didn't understand the game.
Replies: >>717366634
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:25:08 PM No.717366448
>>717366173
Hope you at least had fun seething about it here
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:25:43 PM No.717366475
OuterWilds_2025_08_05_00_57_17_818
OuterWilds_2025_08_05_00_57_17_818
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>>717366248
> Y-you actually doxxed yourself! why didn't you think some terminally online incel would get so mad at you shitting on outer wilds that he would furiously look through your image to see if your steam username shows up!?

And btw, i didn't even play it on Steam, i pirated it :)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:26:10 PM No.717366512
1752686777783063
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md5: f102a167df2908b2e225a0ef07a878f7🔍
>>717366273
>we're shitting on Abiotic Factor now
Stop hating things because people like them you joyless faggot.
Replies: >>717366708
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:26:34 PM No.717366542
Angler_crop
Angler_crop
md5: 48bec59e5b8dfab7359a1b1197313fd9🔍
>dude what if we made an enemy that requires a controller with both analog sticks, analog triggers, and zero stick drift
>dude what if even after knowing how to pass them, you have to move at such an insanely slow pace that it takes you fucking 15 minutes of holding the stick forward 1mm to actually reach your destination
>and a single toenail out of line means restart the whole damn thing
Dropped, left a negative steam review, uninstalled, and immediately dismiss anyone that praises it.
Replies: >>717366696
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:26:42 PM No.717366549
>>717359183
true, and you triggered all the jewgle niggers itt.
>oh i only looked up <some bullshit required to finish the game>
ok then you didnt beat it, simple as
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:27:17 PM No.717366610
>cheated his way through the game while erping with his furry boyfriend the whole time
>didn't understand anything
>spent hours ranting about it on the internet
lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:27:28 PM No.717366634
OuterWilds_2025_08_03_21_47_29_677
OuterWilds_2025_08_03_21_47_29_677
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>>717366418
> Me furiously analyzing your image to see if i can find some info about you and then desperately looking to see if that random nickname leads me somewhere is not doxxing ok?!!?

I made you so mad, it's beautiful. Redditors always resort to doxxing when they lose internet arguments, so it doesn't surprise me at all. See if you can dox my boyfriend too, maybe it triggers you i played Outer Wilds with him while you had to finish it all alone, lonely friendless redditor :(
Replies: >>717366828 >>717366994
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:28:20 PM No.717366696
>>717366542
You can build up speed going into the portal and just drift past the fish. No sticks required.
Replies: >>717366730
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:28:29 PM No.717366708
>>717366512

I didn't say Abiotic Factor it's bad,i said its fans haven't even played it and instead watched youtubers play it. Twitch viewercount proves me right.

It's the reality with majority of indie games and Outer Wilds is no exception.
Replies: >>717366946
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:28:44 PM No.717366730
>>717366696
It literally resets speed when you enter a seed
Replies: >>717369817
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:29:41 PM No.717366812
Filtered by a walking sim
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:29:53 PM No.717366828
>>717366634
Why did you feel it was necessary to announce you are gay on /v/ of all places?
Replies: >>717366961
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:31:22 PM No.717366946
>>717366708
>its not bad, its just that everyone who likes it hasnt actually played it
>this is proven by twitch viewership, because nobody watching a streamer has actually played it themselves
Excellent deduction mr holmes
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:31:28 PM No.717366961
OuterWilds_2025_08_05_00_44_02_731
OuterWilds_2025_08_05_00_44_02_731
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>>717366828

Because the game is gay.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:31:59 PM No.717366994
>>717366634
Nigger, you made finding that profile so easy it looks more like you're trying to sic rabid retards at that person. Not your personal army, faggot. Also, you spelled "doxing" wrong.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:32:23 PM No.717367021
>actual faggot cant comprehend a simple story and uses guides and cheats to beat the game
Oh i am laffin
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:35:46 PM No.717367279
>>717356234 (OP)
It's a tedious game. At the start when you have no clue what to do and you have no objective you are working towards it is unbelievably boring. And the game adds the 22 minute time loop on top of that, making you not want to go back to it ever again. And the pay off isnt even that great. The puzzles arent exactly brain teasers considering they are all spelled out for you. The story itself is reddit trash but I admire the non-linear nature of it. Other than that the game is an exercise tedium
Replies: >>717367338
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:36:06 PM No.717367296
1715559320376
1715559320376
md5: 63d7b37bdc6821de29d33a05663ee830🔍
>>717356234 (OP)
That sound like a very dishonest review.
You can't possibly be as bad at exploration as you pretend to be, you cannot miss the point that bad, you don't even mention the (hi)story the game have you recompose.

You can gather a lot of information in one loop, you just need to have a triple digit IQ to decide where to go next. If you have the computer in Rumor-mode it almost tells you where to go.
The majority of what you need can be gathered in any order, what you cannot take no more time than the average scripted scene in traditional games.
I finished the base game in 22 hours and I was fooling around a lot.

>There is no combat, there are no tools, there are no upgrades, there are no permanent changes, there is no character progression, there are no environmental changes
As if you expected that from every type of game.

>And the world is also completely fucking static, there are ZERO random elements
...because everything have a reason to be somewhere and move a certain way, it's no different from any scripted environment in other games.

We have trolls and culture warrior retarded enough to believe they have to discredit this game (for who know what reasons since it's not woke and it's for player with triple digit IQ). Hell, I think I even recognize your prose.
Replies: >>717367418 >>717368546
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:36:29 PM No.717367338
>>717367279
>The story itself is reddit trash
Define
Replies: >>717367956
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:37:33 PM No.717367418
OuterWilds_2025_08_03_22_38_50_624
OuterWilds_2025_08_03_22_38_50_624
md5: a3c81e52ef2b54ca5312a0e605550b36🔍
>>717367296
> I can't believe people would discredit the game, that's so dishonest and evil...
>> REEE DID YOU SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT THE GAME? I'M GONNA FUCKING DOX YOU!!

What did Outer Wilds fans mean by that....
Replies: >>717367603
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:39:06 PM No.717367532
Unironically
Unironically
md5: 8ba56022b3210ceef16e00fb00557e1d🔍
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:39:58 PM No.717367603
>>717367418
I can't tell if you're acting like a retard to farm (you)s or if this is some bizarre reverse psychology thing to get people talking about the game
Replies: >>717367715 >>717367903
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:41:32 PM No.717367715
>>717367603
He's trying to get people to harass another Steam user.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:42:09 PM No.717367767
OW for normies
OW for normies
md5: 8a6374d6fc40988e1d716aa293276a0d🔍
>>717356234 (OP)
You sound like the kind of dumbass who need these shitty UI spoonfeeding them, guiding them step by step because you've lost the ability to coordinate a search yourself.
You don't have to false-flag as a troll to talk about the game you know?
Replies: >>717367987 >>717368887
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:43:49 PM No.717367891
>>717361774
>at the same time when
Same time that*
Ask me how I know you are brown
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:43:57 PM No.717367903
1745683280614228
1745683280614228
md5: 3e5019cd65fad66849485165cf040756🔍
fagAnon should consider it a blessing that I'm still in this low quality bait thread, but claiming to not be dishonest and immediately doing a greentext REEE is my last straw of replying
>>717367603
You should be able to answer that anon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:44:37 PM No.717367956
>>717367338
We can start with the aliens having the personality of californian hipsters that are trying too hard to be quirky.
Replies: >>717368073 >>717368076
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:45:04 PM No.717367983
file
file
md5: c31f3f7ae791a39a8384471bf3615a00🔍
i thought it was cool
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:45:09 PM No.717367987
>>717367767
>looking at quantum moon for the first time causes scripted sequence of the moon disappearing when the player blinks
>"the quantum moon disappears when I stop looking at it."
>QUEST ADDED: Unveil the Mystery of the Quantum Moon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:46:09 PM No.717368073
>>717367956
I agree that the NPCs suck but you see so little of them during the game its not a giant issue
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:46:10 PM No.717368076
>>717367956
Translation error
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:51:44 PM No.717368503
>>717365052
Probably bait I'll bite though
This is not a masterpiece, it's too annoying for that you lil' shit. It's an OK game.
Take it, or be insufferable forever, your choice.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:51:50 PM No.717368509
>>717356921
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW fuck offfff faggot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:51:58 PM No.717368520
Rumor mode
Rumor mode
md5: 36be421d5fd642042efcfe3ad9b81e4d🔍
>>717357734
>What that amounts to is you just hear the same shit over and over and over
That's just you being disingenuous since you are not forced to reread the same information, you just interpret what was said and deduce where you search next.
The rumor screen make it even easier to keep track of what information is linked to what, you just have to make educated guesses.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:52:27 PM No.717368546
>>717367296
>you are very bad at exploration
>btw it took me 60+ loops to beat the game
Holy fuck do you retards even read what you typed? Nobody wants to fucking do that. >95% of the shit in the game is frivolous bullshit irrelevant to the critical path. The game repeatedly says the same shit over and over because it has to take into account if it's the first location you explored or one of the last
Replies: >>717368779 >>717368937 >>717368953 >>717372994
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:31 PM No.717368779
>>717368546
>wtf every time I die in [literally any game]
I'm forced to do the same loop again!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:35 PM No.717368786
I wish I discovered this by accident_thumb.jpg
I wish I discovered this by accident_thumb.jpg
md5: c277e159d9065d3d31f9ae221013a189🔍
>>717359183
Had to look up a guide for the DLC because I stupidly convinced myself there was nothing to gain from dropping the lantern in the dreamland
Replies: >>717369000
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:56:56 PM No.717368887
>>717367767
Except the game literally DOES give you a magical computer showing you what to explore and even if you missed something.

The issue is >95% of the shit in this game is utterly pointless to the critical path and it makes you repeat the same Groundhog Day loop over and over while also gating tons of shit behind specific timing windows
Replies: >>717368953 >>717370009
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:57:51 PM No.717368937
>>717368546
>The game repeatedly says the same shit over and over
Such as?
Replies: >>717369702
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:58:07 PM No.717368953
>>717368546
>>717368887
>95% of the shit in the game is frivolous bullshit irrelevant to the critical path
You keep saying this but it's simply not the case
Replies: >>717369702 >>717369849
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:58:47 PM No.717369000
>>717368786
Did you not find the reel that tells you to do that?
Replies: >>717373152
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:58 PM No.717369195
1557778958183
1557778958183
md5: 2f4c30bbf883846e3760f4030507c2e3🔍
I cheated at the hourglass twins. I knew what to do, but I didn't stay long enough. Fantastic game otherwise though.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:04:39 PM No.717369502
Spoiler inside_thumb.jpg
Spoiler inside_thumb.jpg
md5: 35b422bd461a2b15c5b49e220494833f🔍
>>717360046
If I remember, at the bottom of the black hole forge you get a discussion telling you about the alignment and margin for error.
From there, all you need is to take them literally and see what happen if you try just after the sand, or wait in the alcove to spend less time in the sand
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:05:23 PM No.717369562
Hyde
Hyde
md5: bb13ace28970cfe85ad31504eb5c41d2🔍
All the trophy/achievement percentages for this game are laughably low. Pretty much all most people did was dick around on different planets for a few hours before dropping it and moving on. A few people looked up online where to go to get the ending, but most people couldn't be bothered to even do that.

The interest and praise for this game is totally artificial. People didn't have fun, they didn't enjoy themselves, they didn't even unravel the mystery themselves, they looked a bunch of shit up online and just went through the motions. Hell, if you don't, you're the even bigger sucker because the game is just so chock full of pointless padding filler that wastes your time.

A gay, quirky, novel indie game that no one played or cared about is the perfect candidate for fags to make shitty youtube essays about and for hipster faggots to pretend they like and praise as some masterful work of art.
Replies: >>717369627 >>717369673 >>717369678 >>717369707 >>717373486
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:06:20 PM No.717369627
>>717369562
>All the trophy/achievement percentages for this game are laughably low
This is true of the majority of games
>A few people looked up online where to go to get the ending
Headcanon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:02 PM No.717369673
>>717369562
Trvthnvke
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:07 PM No.717369678
>>717369562
I had fun...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:16 PM No.717369694
>follow the Statue Island breadcrumbs
>figure out what the masks do
>find an Ash Twin Project projection tablet
>see that there are three active masks in there
Gave me goosebumps. 10/10 experience
Replies: >>717369781 >>717374502
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:21 PM No.717369702
>>717368937
>>717368953
>crickets
Jej
Replies: >>717369849
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:25 PM No.717369707
>>717369562
>The interest and praise for this game is totally artificial. People didn't have fun, they didn't enjoy themselves
/v/ when confronted with a successful game they don't like
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:08:37 PM No.717369781
>>717369694
I remember the guy on Giants Deep is also in the loop, but who was the third? Solanum?
Replies: >>717369874 >>717370061
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:08:44 PM No.717369787
>>717356234 (OP)
This game isn't long nor difficult, how many times do you have to restart before you beat it you brainlet retard? Are you brown?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:09:07 PM No.717369817
>>717366730
nta
that's true, it puts you at a set speed in a set direction specifically so it's idiot proof.. just drift into the portal and don't press anything until you are past them.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:09:30 PM No.717369849
>>717368953
>>717369702
Overwhelming vast majority of points of interest end in just a little lore tidbit and nothing else
Replies: >>717369970
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:09:31 PM No.717369850
FA79LEJX0AIwJoO
FA79LEJX0AIwJoO
md5: dbabe498c3c854445796483277fc9dc8🔍
>>717360223
Nope it's great.
It's just more difficult, with less tips, and the reels are harder to rewatch (a shame because the soundtrack when watching them are fabulous).
It really complete the stories with a second type of alien race that's very fitting for the "dark forest" theory.

Actually it fit so well and not just the number of eyes that I believe they knew they had already planned it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:09:52 PM No.717369874
>>717369781
It's the probe
Replies: >>717373632
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:11:08 PM No.717369970
>>717369849
The only thing thats useless is the the geyser caves under timber hearth
everything else leads to something else
Replies: >>717370016
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:11:42 PM No.717370009
>>717368887
it's more of a journal than anything, which i don't think there's anything wrong with. i am lazy as fuck so i appreciated not having to write stuff down. i guess if you sleepwalk through the game and look on it afterwards it might spoil something you haven't realized but i don't remember that happening to me at least.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:11:47 PM No.717370016
>>717369970
Eh the interloper answers lore questions but has absolutely no bearing on anything
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:12:28 PM No.717370061
>>717369781
The computer that runs the project. Of course I didn't know that at the time, but the implication alone was enough.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:12:47 PM No.717370081
>>717360220
The atmosphere is so hazy you lose sight of it when entering it, so you can't see and it quantums. Doesn't matter where your line of sight is.
Replies: >>717370343 >>717370371
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:16:33 PM No.717370343
>>717370081
>Look at hazy atmosphere from far away: all is good
>Look at hazy atmosphere up close: Huh, where'd the moon go?
Does the atmosphere not count as part of the moon? Quantum Physics is a bullshit pseudoscience anyway so it doesn't really matter.
Replies: >>717373879
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:17:06 PM No.717370371
>>717370081
NTA, but the Quantum Moon threw me for a loop. The intended solution somehow didn't work the first time, so I assumed, based on some of the lore entries, that you have to land on the south pole. It was really annoying when I eventually found out that was just a red herring.
Replies: >>717370546
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:19:07 PM No.717370516
>>717356234 (OP)

You're too much of a chud to enjoy this game.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:19:34 PM No.717370546
>>717370371
It's not a red herring
You always land on the south pole no matter what
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:21:41 PM No.717370701
file
file
md5: cb889a827a7e7960d6ccfb7009944e2a🔍
>>717360991
nta, there's shortcut that you only discover after taking the long way because they come out at unexpected place.

For example the long way to the Sunless city is from the bottom, which you follow from the escape pod.
But once you get out of it by the top exit, you realize there's a crevice to get inside in no time that's normally hardly visible

I just launched the game to take that capture and took less than 3 minutes to reach it.
Replies: >>717371003
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:25:48 PM No.717371003
>>717370701
I mean it only takes a few mins to reach normally though once you know the path and boost through everything
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:27:02 PM No.717371084
>>717356234 (OP)
La Mulana for quirk chungus reddit basedboys
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:27:11 PM No.717371094
>>717359183
I only looked up the angler fish and the sand planet teleport. I played on kbm so I assumed that sneaking past the fish required some analog input on the thrust. Didn't even think about the fact you enter the area with a set momentum. None of this really ruined the game for me, not sure why youre being such a bitch.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:27:24 PM No.717371115
>>717362043
Unless you've landed on the Sun station using the NOMAI SHUTTLE, you have no right to brag.
https://youtu.be/lsYBtV3ISnM?t=234
Replies: >>717371354
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:30:07 PM No.717371301
Yeah I'm ready to drop this gay reddit game. Already followed like 20 leads that amounted to nothing and have like 10 more left. Literally nothing has happened in the last like 8 hours. Just repeating the same stupid bullshit cycle, get ship log, repeat ad nauseam
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:30:49 PM No.717371354
>>717371115
>Nomai shuttle is the equivalent of being shot out of a cannon.
I thought these goat retards were supposed to be smart? Why would they make such a retarded shuttle?
Replies: >>717371530 >>717374391
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:31:33 PM No.717371424
>>717361546
>we must act like we love it
No you dont. Just fuck off retard
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:33:09 PM No.717371530
>>717371354
As dumb as the shuttles are at least they fit the technology of the Nomai.
>gravity cannon for launching
>gravity crystal for landing/adjusting position
>black hole to warp back to gravity cannon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:35:16 PM No.717371671
>>717362546
I disbelieve you would honestly miss the point.
The entire themes is about entropy and discovering as much as you can before you die. Since you discovers you can't prevent the death of your planet, or even that of the universe, all you can do is reach the ultimate secret of the universe, the Eye that apparently exist to recreate a new universe each time.
Replies: >>717371840 >>717372402
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:37:09 PM No.717371820
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md5: f8366a309a427f54875da8059e71d3e6🔍
>>717363838
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:37:27 PM No.717371840
>>717371671
Why is it so hard to understand that people struggle with abstract concepts and themes in media? Have you talked to a single person lately?
Replies: >>717375006
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:39:44 PM No.717371998
1653337380396
1653337380396
md5: 8d988af7bef1b8c4cc5a1d6ffd3f9a2d🔍
>>717364740
To be fair the weird light is the equivalent of seeing god itself
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:41:15 PM No.717372074
>>717356234 (OP)
>where are the progression systems!!!???
weak bait
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:43:20 PM No.717372214
Is there something I'm supposed to find on Ash Twin? I've flown around like a spastic 3 times now after the sand has all been removed and not found anything aside from the warp stations. But you have to wait like 20 minutes and then only have like 2 minutes to look so it's a major pain in the ass and I probably missed some tiny detail.

Also, apparently one of the warp points is supposed to lead to the sun according to the logs in the Ember Twin lab? which I would assume is the sun station since there is no other way to reach it, but again, I have no idea which one since you have limited time and it takes like 5 minutes for the stupid fucking warp to initiate, so I can't even be bothered to test. And this is despite the fact the log says the room is supposed to match the theme of the target planet, but each Ash Twin warp room is just a generic room with no details.

What a stupid fucking annoying game. Guess I should have just looked everything up like everyone else did instead of wasting my time like an asshat.
Replies: >>717372389 >>717372389 >>717372438 >>717372567 >>717374820
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:45:47 PM No.717372389
>>717372214
>you have to wait like 20 minutes
You can sleep to pass time
>>717372214
>I have no idea which one despite the fact the log says the TOWER is supposed to match the theme of the target planet, but each Ash Twin warp room is just a generic room with no details.
Gee maybe it's the tower that looks like a giant sun
Replies: >>717372619
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:46:00 PM No.717372402
>>717371671
The whole point is worthless. Sure, you amass knowledge, but you do nothing with it. The whole "no dude you had to witness it!" shit is the most reddit science shit possible, like we're all stardust man.

I don't think OW is awful, I just think it's immensely overrated by people who treat zoomer Myst as some world changing event. It's a braindead simple exploration game that holds your hand the whole time, except for the very last puzzle where you actually have to put 2 and 2 together, but because the game never expects you to do this until this point and just spoonfeeds you the answers, a lot of players get stuck and look up the solution because they have learned helplessness.

Over the past few days I've been playing a recent porn game that has better world building than Outer Wilds. You have to run around a big open world DRPG collecting items and spells to better traverse the world and find new locations while constantly backtracking and taking mental notes of where you've been, and where you couldn't go and what you needed to go there. The game had a few optional sokoban dungeons, and I had more fun with those than I did with OW, because you actually have to sit there and think for a minute about how to push the blocks in the right order. OW doesn't have any of that, there are no puzzles to solve, and the revelations are hollow and empty because of it.
Replies: >>717372568 >>717372736 >>717373646 >>717375906
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:46:39 PM No.717372438
>>717372214
>dude what if we only gave you 22 minutes before wiping your progress
>dude what if we put multiple puzzles in narrow time windows that you have to sit around and wait for a brief opportunity to actually attempt it
>dude what if we put a bunch of shit gated behind other shit you were supposed to find first but gave absolutely zero guidance or indication that you were supposed to find u, v, w, x, and y before you found z
Don't bother, the game is garbage designed to waste your time
Replies: >>717372625 >>717372636
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:48:23 PM No.717372567
>>717372214
Nigga the towers are labelled on the tops
Replies: >>717372773 >>717373010
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:48:23 PM No.717372568
>>717372402
>Over the past few days I've been playing a recent porn game
Lol, lmao.
Replies: >>717373003
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:49:11 PM No.717372619
>>717372389
They literally have symbols for each warp room but didn't actually bother to put them ANYWHERE inside or near the room.

The whole game is just arbitrary, inconsistent bullshit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:49:14 PM No.717372625
>>717372438
>before wiping your progress
Nigger the progress is in your noggin
>multiple puzzles in narrow time windows that you have to sit around and wait for a brief opportunity to actually attempt it
Sleeping passes time, and aside from the ATP nothing is time gated
>but gave absolutely zero guidance or indication that you were supposed to find u, v, w, x, and y before you found z
Filtered by the lack of an adventurous spirit
Replies: >>717372784 >>717372847
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:49:24 PM No.717372636
>>717372438
>what if we put multiple puzzles in narrow time windows
2
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:50:56 PM No.717372736
>>717372402
>Sure, you amass knowledge, but you do nothing with it.
I know you're trolling, but the point is that you have to reach the Eye and start a new big bang so that the universe doesn't end. That's literally as far from doing nothing with it as it possibly can.
Replies: >>717372812 >>717373003
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:51:26 PM No.717372773
>>717372567
>you take the towers from the ground
>DOOD WHAT IF WE PUT THE LABELS ON THE TOP OF THE TOWER SO YOU HAVE TO GO TO YOUR SPACESHIP, FLY AROUND, THEN LAND JUST TO KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE WARPING TO
Again, retarded, like everything else in this game.

It's like if you went to a mall and the chart with the floor layout and store names was only in the middle of the parking lot.
Replies: >>717372843 >>717373038
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:51:35 PM No.717372784
>>717372625
>Filtered by the lack of an adventurous spirit
if you had an adventurous spirit you wouldn't be inside playing video games, fag
Replies: >>717372895
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:51:55 PM No.717372812
>>717372736
Dont you understand, anon? The ending would be much better if that knowledge resulted in us punching the sun so hard that death and entropy were delayed forever
I am very smart
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:52:40 PM No.717372843
>>717372773
>WHAT IF WE PUT THE LABELS ON THE TOP OF THE TOWER
Nigger just open your eyes and look at the tower and rub two braincells together. Literally blocks in holes tier "puzzle"
Replies: >>717372945
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:52:41 PM No.717372847
>>717372625
>aside from the ATP nothing is time gated
Brittle Hollow crumbling, Giants Deep islands flying up, interloper passing sun

Kys disingenuous retard
Replies: >>717372979
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:53:22 PM No.717372895
>>717372784
I went on a trip with friends to an island two weeks ago. It was fun
What was your last vacation?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:54:17 PM No.717372945
>>717372843
I would use trial and error, but I've only used 3 so far, they are so similar and interchangeable, I don't even know which 3, and if you want me to wait another fucking 20 minutes to test again, you are going to have to pay me for my time. Fuck this game and every faggot that made it.
Replies: >>717373058 >>717373104
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:54:41 PM No.717372979
>>717372847
>Brittle Hollow crumbling
Not a puzzle
>Giants Deep islands flying up
Not a puzzle
>interloper passing sun
More of a platforming challenge than a puzzle
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:54:55 PM No.717372994
>>717368546
You have more variety in 60 loops of Outer Wild than you have in your average open-world.
Your average open-world are static until you trigger events, so nothing happen unless you aren't at the right place.
In Outer Wild the world is in motion non-stop, repeating yes but in motion, so you can see events from different place and different contexts.
Replies: >>717373186
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:55:04 PM No.717373003
>>717372568
Modern games are so shit that I legitimately have more fun with porn games now.

>>717372736
But why does it matter? What is the difference to the characters of the game, they're all dead anyway.

It's a hollow ending, you were just swept up by the music.
Replies: >>717373179 >>717373197
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:55:12 PM No.717373010
>>717372567
I didn't even look at the tower roofs. I just found a telepad that I couldn't get to and figured out how to reach it. Literally made progress by simply exploring.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:55:34 PM No.717373038
Pun2pplscmRzhLjYJAA8XqOis2jn8DGzibSrZjZycGtVyVyDktyrBMaHwUSBZPP17WsBDyXZ2BMfd0wWQxyKmg
>>717372773
>PATTERN RECOGNITION FOR BABIES IS TOO HARD
It's like if you were complaining that you couldn't tell the exterior of a Mall was a mall because they didn't have a loudspeaker declaring "THIS IS A MALL!"
Replies: >>717373104 >>717373267 >>717373939
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:55:50 PM No.717373058
>>717372945
>I would use trial and error
Dumb nigger this shot is not hard to grasp
Hell you can shoot your camera onto a tower to get a look from above without using the ship at all
Replies: >>717373384
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:56:35 PM No.717373104
>>717372945
>they are so similar and interchangeable
I'm so sorry about your traumatic brain injury
>>717373038
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:56:44 PM No.717373117
>>717357160
>You have no tools or abilities, and there is zero progression or carryover between runs, so you have an extremely limited toolset with how you can approach situations, it's easier to just figure it out with trial and error.
lmao dumbass
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:08 PM No.717373152
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>>717369000
Isn't that one of the reel you are supposed to reach AFTER you discover it accidentally?
I took as granted the DLC was all about thinking outside the box.
Replies: >>717373505
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:33 PM No.717373179
>>717373003
>What is the difference to the characters of the game, they're all dead anyway.
Helped create a new universe
What will be the point of your life in a hundred years when you're dead and buried?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:38 PM No.717373186
>>717372994
>You have more variety in 60 loops of Outer Wild than you have in your average open-world.
This is true, but that's because open world games are slop, and only fucking retards play them.

The key issue with OW is tedium. There are plenty of loops where you know what you have to do, but oh, now you have to wait 10 minutes. Sure, you can use a campfire, but you don't know if it's 8 minutes in or 12 minutes in, or you get somewhere at 20 minutes in and only have 2 minutes to quickly check for clues.
Replies: >>717373368 >>717376894
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:46 PM No.717373197
>>717373003
Hate to break it to you, anon, but the characters are not real.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:58:41 PM No.717373267
>>717373038
>we have these symbols
>DOOD WHAT IF WE ONLY PUT THEM IN THE AIR SO NO ONE CAN SEE WHERE THEY'RE WARPING FROM THE GROUND
>AND DIDN'T EVEN PUT THEM ANYWHERE IN THE ROOM
>DESPITE LITERALLY HAVING A LOG SAYING WE DESIGNED THE ROOMS AROUND THE THEME OF THE PLANET
Again, it's fucking retarded and you are too damn arrogant to admit it
Replies: >>717373463
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:59:32 PM No.717373368
>>717373186
>Sure, you can use a campfire, but you don't know if it's 8 minutes in or 12 minutes in, or you get somewhere at 20 minutes in and only have 2 minutes to quickly check for clues.
How short is your attention span
>campfire near x thing
>wait a few minutes
>check if its ready to explore
>if yes, explore
>if no, wait a few minutes more
>use that knowledge for the future
Replies: >>717373448
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:59:44 PM No.717373384
>>717373058
I thought one of them was broken because I spent five minutes on it and nothing happened.

Honestly I think I'd rather watch paint dry
Replies: >>717374873
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:00:42 PM No.717373448
>>717373368
>>use that knowledge for the future
You only need to go to most areas once. If you overshoot or undershoot, it's a waste of time.
Replies: >>717373535
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:00:55 PM No.717373463
>>717373267
>>DOOD WHAT IF WE ONLY PUT THEM IN THE AIR SO NO ONE CAN SEE WHERE THEY'RE WARPING FROM THE GROUND
>>AND DIDN'T EVEN PUT THEM ANYWHERE IN THE ROOM
>>DESPITE LITERALLY HAVING A LOG SAYING WE DESIGNED THE ROOMS AROUND THE THEME OF THE PLANET
Here's a hint Mr retard.
The tower that looks like a geyser? That leads to the planet covered in geysers.
The tower that looks like a giant tornado? It leads to the planet with giant tornados.
The tower that looks like triangular rocks hanging? You guessed it, it leads to the planet with hanging triangular rocks!
The tower that looks like the sun? You'll never guess where it leads!
Replies: >>717373761
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:01:09 PM No.717373486
>>717369562
Didn't they add achievement late? after everyone who played it did so?
Plus I finished the game and I don't even see achievement that track progression.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:01:23 PM No.717373505
>>717373152
No, all of those reels can be reached in a legitimate way. Exploiting the information in the reels serves as a shortcut into the vaults.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:01:46 PM No.717373535
>>717373448
God forbid you waste 45 seconds in a gane about exploration
It makes sense your brain is only attuned to porn vidya - cant have a single neuron be bored
Replies: >>717373792
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:03:01 PM No.717373632
>>717369874
To be fair everyone would expect a Nomai or a sentient creature, not just a probe
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:03:16 PM No.717373646
>>717372402
>You have to run around a big open world DRPG collecting items and spells to better traverse the world and find new locations while constantly backtracking and taking mental notes of where you've been, and where you couldn't go and what you needed to go there. The game had a few optional sokoban dungeons, and I had more fun with those than I did with OW, because you actually have to sit there and think for a minute about how to push the blocks in the right order.
Nice, congratulations on discovering Pokemon Red/Blue.
I too immensely enjoyed unlocking Surf and Strength and then completing the Seafoam Island boulder puzzles.
But just because there are moves in-game called Pound, Harden, and Slam doesn't mean it's a porn game anon.
Replies: >>717373792
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:03:48 PM No.717373687
>>717362198
imagine not doing both anyway for fun
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:04:52 PM No.717373761
>>717373463
You USE THEM FROM THE GROUND.

Why the fuck would you DESIGN THE ENTIRE ARCHITECTURE OF THE STRUCTURE WHEN VIEWED FROM THE SKY around the destination instead of, gee I don't know, PUTTING THE FUCKING NAME OR SYMBOL SOMEWHERE IN THE ROOM

You just refuse to admit how utterly asinine and ass backwards it is.

The only times I've searched Ash Twin, I am on foot, only going to my ship to refill, to look for anything hidden under the sand. I would have figured it out next time I attempted but honestly I am so bored of this stupid fucking game at this point I can't bother
Replies: >>717373939 >>717374028 >>717374140
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:05:23 PM No.717373792
>>717373535
Or, you know, 5+ minutes sitting around doing fucking nothing.

I spent 37 hours on that porn game, by the way. Had more fun than I did with OW.

>>717373646
Pokemon is braindead easy. Come call me when Pokemon adds multi-level sokoban puzzles where you have to push blocks on top of other blocks.
Replies: >>717373917 >>717375062
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:06:38 PM No.717373867
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Voyages-Ferdinand-Magellan-globe-Francis-Drake-Atlantic
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>"holy fuck this is SO BORING. I'm turning around."
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:06:52 PM No.717373879
>>717370343
>Does the atmosphere not count as part of the moon? Quantum Physics is a bullshit pseudoscience anyway so it doesn't really matter.
Consider it this way:
Once you enter the atmosphere, you cannot tell if you are going in, or out. So you need an observer to keep the atmosphere in position
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:07:24 PM No.717373917
>>717373792
>5+ minutes sitting around doing fucking nothing.
Unironic skill issue
I barely even felt the need to use the campfire on my first playthrough - if I had to wait for Ash Twin or some other place to open up, I'd just use the earlier time of the run to explore elsewhere which usually led to something of note.
Replies: >>717374151
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:07:39 PM No.717373939
>>717373761
>WHEN VIEWED FROM THE SKY
ARE YOU BLIND YOU FUCKING RETARD. IN WHAT WAY ARE THESE TOWERS SIMILAR LOOKING FROM THE GROUND YOU STUPID PEABRAINED MORON.
>>717373038
Replies: >>717377539
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:07:45 PM No.717373947
>>717357865
to be fair "exploration mode" in ubisoft games is literally "press a button to reveal icons around you" it's more tedious than actually asking you to explore
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:07:56 PM No.717373962
So this is the result of the zoomer attention span. They weren't kidding about them literacy rates.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:08:53 PM No.717374028
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>>717373761
>Why the fuck would you DESIGN THE ENTIRE ARCHITECTURE OF THE STRUCTURE WHEN VIEWED FROM THE SKY around the destination instead of, gee I don't know, PUTTING THE FUCKING NAME OR SYMBOL SOMEWHERE IN THE ROOM
Replies: >>717377539
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:10:04 PM No.717374135
>>717360046
i got a bit stumped there as well because i just assumed there was an extra step i was missing, then i tried shooting my scout at it to activate it faster and it worked
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:10:08 PM No.717374140
>>717373761
YOU CAN LOOK AT THE PLANET BEFORE YOU LAND ON IT
Replies: >>717377539
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:10:16 PM No.717374151
>>717373917
And then you spend longer than you thought you would there, and miss the window for the gimmick on the other planet. If you could wait from the pause menu, I wouldn't have an issue with it.
Replies: >>717374335
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:10:46 PM No.717374189
>>717356234 (OP)
filtered
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:12:56 PM No.717374335
>>717374151
>oh fuck I spent too long exploring a different planet and learning new shit!!! Ahhh fuck me this game sucks - my beer is too cold, the weather is too sunny!!
You lack time management
Not my problem
Replies: >>717374794
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:13:09 PM No.717374361
>born too late to complain about being bored while exploring the world
>born too early to complain about being bored while exploring the solar system
Being a zoomer is suffering
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:13:32 PM No.717374391
file
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>>717371354
If I remember, there's some text somewhere about them being incredibly good at calculating orbits.
Also maybe you can't access the GOOD controls because you don't have their tools.

"listen child, those crystal balls are failsafe in case you forgot to recharge your tools"
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:15:05 PM No.717374502
>>717369694
same, that was really cool.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:19:04 PM No.717374794
>>717374335
>time management
Here, I'll fix the game in half a second. After the first couple of runs, just put a timer in the top corner of the screen. That way when I see something happen, I know what time in the loop it'll happen, so I can manage my time better.

Instead you're left going "well, I think it happened maybe 15 minutes into the loop? I wasn't really keeping track" and then you have to wait 5 minutes afterwards while not wanting to backtrek to the campfire, or you find out you're too late and it was before minutes, so now you've got to reset the run and wait AGAIN.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:19:06 PM No.717374798
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taxi_driver_tomoko_by_kurokimoko_dfqyh0n-pre
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> want to replay outer wilds
> realise there's no fucking point
This is the worst part kek
Replies: >>717374907 >>717377058
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:19:27 PM No.717374820
>>717372214
You can tell where each tower takes you, even without the tops (generally)
>Sun Station is the tallest, there's dialogue relating to the sun station in there
>Ash/Ember twin have twin towers, which makes them the most obvious towers, while also being the most important
>Timber Hearth has a bunch of trees from Timber Hearth inside it
>Brittle Hollow has a basement with gravity crystals to walk on the ceiling with, also they literally talk about Brittle Hollow and the black hole there
>Giant's Deep tower looks like a cyclone
>Also they're in order from their distance to the sun
Arguably Giant's deep and Timber Hearth might not be as obvious as the others, but you never actually have to use them, and the most important towers are either distinct (Twins), or make you curious about how to enter (Sun)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:20:19 PM No.717374873
>>717373384
>I thought one of them was broken because I spent five minutes on it and nothing happened.
you don't know how they work
Replies: >>717377632
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:20:42 PM No.717374907
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>>717374798
Go down the rabbit hole and try modded versions
Replies: >>717378504
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:21:38 PM No.717374971
is there a lore reason why the ship computer remembers the information you learned between runs?
Replies: >>717375089
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:22:14 PM No.717375006
>>717371840
This is 4chan, full of troll who will pretend to be stupid to shit on a game.
Even if they don't believe to fool anymore, they just like the attention or honestly believe they are too smart to ever misunderstand something, and it make them angry to be told they are actually the retard in the room.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:22:57 PM No.717375062
>>717373792
>learning about a world is bad
>sokoban is good
Replies: >>717375476
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:23:21 PM No.717375089
>>717374971
Actually yes. It uses a shard from a Nomai statue as data storage.
Replies: >>717375486
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:27:25 PM No.717375379
>>717357734
>dude I need to do this big long multi-loop plot thread to figure out.... those jellyfish literally going inside the core are how you get inside the core
>dude I need to do this big long multi-loop plot thread to figure out.... avoid the anglerfish
>dude I need to do this big long multi-loop plot thread to figure out.... quantum objects move when you aren't observing them
You're going to get shit on hard for this but you're 100% correct, the quantum thing was literary explained before you even get in your space ship I have no clue why people act like the quantum rock in the sand cave was some mind blowing discovery
Go play Blue Prince, it's actually got "knowledge based loop" down pat, and skill 100% plays into the game more than luck so don't listen to anons who say otherwise
Replies: >>717375486
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:28:55 PM No.717375476
>>717375062
I assume you're talking about OW here and not fucking Pokemon. The world isn't interesting. The Nomai are uninteresting, terribly written characters. The Hearthians are dull. The locked up owl cuck in the DLC is a decent character, for someone who can't talk.

Most of the stuff you learn about the world is inconsequential. The coolest thing is seeing the third active mask, and then you realise what it really is later and it's lame and gay.

I don't even like sokoban. I just enjoy a game giving me a fucking puzzle to think about for 2 minutes, vs OW which gives you easy wins and treats you like a child. I'm sure if you're 12 it's the coolest shit ever, but I've played Myst, man. The only reason anyone would go nuts over a crappier version of Myst is if they never played Myst, which is incredibly sad.
Replies: >>717375614
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:29:07 PM No.717375486
>>717375089
oh, convenient. I guess the hearthians just randomly happened upon that. it's not like it really plays a role in the lore though so that's fine.

>>717375379
he's saying you need to unravel a long thread to figure it out, you're saying it's explained right away, and yet you say he's 100% correct?
Replies: >>717375819
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:31:13 PM No.717375614
>>717375476
I played Myst and OW and if you think Myst is better than OW you're actually retarded.
Is a book of sudoku the ultimate video game for you? You just want puzzles dumbed town to their literal execution?
Replies: >>717376073
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:34:38 PM No.717375819
>>717375486
He's saying the reward for these long threads is "discovering" information that didn't need explaining. The jellyfish one I could kind of see maybe needing the plot thread for, but "avoid the anglerfish" and the quantum objects one did not need a plot thread for them, it's just obvious/already explained in the beginning of the game. I will admit the log about the water tornadoes actually was helpful but every other time I found a log it was either a lore dump (for the most boring lore ever) or a repeat or explaining "don't get eaten by the scary monster"
Replies: >>717376494
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:36:00 PM No.717375906
>>717372402
>Sure, you amass knowledge, but you do nothing with it
But you do,
Maybe you are too used to games telling you what to do, to realize that reaching the eye require you to make a decision that is not prompted by anyone but your curiosity to see what happen. Or maybe you are projecting how bad you are at these types of games unto others.
Replies: >>717376073
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:38:54 PM No.717376073
>>717375614
>Is a book of sudoku the ultimate video game for you?
I don't know why you're so hung up on the sudoku thing. It was just an example of a puzzle in a game that was honestly not even very puzzle heavy, I could tell you about the 10x10 tile dungeon where you had to move elevators around on a weighted system and then land on top of them by falling down the shaft to access different floors so you could get to the end and fight the boss if that makes you feel better.

I like puzzles, yes. I don't care much for most of the puzzles in OW, because they aren't really puzzles. Take something like the path to the quantum shit, the "solution" is just waiting for the planet to break apart enough for the room to go through the black hole. You can solve that "puzzle" by standing still and waiting. Most of the "puzzles" in the game are like this, and of the rest, most of those are "figure out how to go somewhere".

>>717375906
>the obvious end point of the game is something I came up with all by myself!
Wow man, great job. Thank god you told us all, or we might've never beaten the game!
Replies: >>717376202
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:40:31 PM No.717376202
>>717376073
>I like puzzles, yes. I don't care much for most of the puzzles in OW, because they aren't really puzzles
yeah you're literally just a fucking brainlet lmao
go play crosswords or jigsaws, then you will be able to figure out that there's a puzzle going on and your smooth brain will be able to focus on the one singular thing it can handle at a time
Replies: >>717376396
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:43:37 PM No.717376396
>>717376202
I'm really sorry you thought they were puzzles. I hope one day you get to play a real puzzle game without reading a guide, but you might be too dumb for it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:45:01 PM No.717376494
>>717375819
He's still wrong about all of them. You're not told about the jellyfish, you're told how to use them. You're not told to avoid the anglerfish, you're told how to do it. You're not told that quantum objects move when not observed, you're taught specific rules about how they behave and how to exploit them.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:50:19 PM No.717376860
You can safely ignore every retard like >>717357057 using 'lvdokino' or making other u/v replacements.
They are basically like frogposters but too stupid to have a picture collection.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:50:42 PM No.717376894
>>717373186
>tedium
That's only you. The solar system is pretty fun to fly around without a goal.
It's not linear so even place you've visited several time feel new simply because it's very easy to approach it differently. It's very fun to decide to fly the ship inside Britlle Hollow to reach some place instead of walking.

>but you don't know if it's 8 minutes in or 12 minutes in, or you get somewhere at 20 minutes in and only have 2 minutes to quickly check for clues.
90% of the cue can be read literally anytime, you even have a setting to stop time when reading.
I've seen players finish OW in 10 hours, you can easily waste more than 10 hours in RPG. It took twice that long, but I had abandoned the game for months until getting back to it and discovering it was actually awesome
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:53:12 PM No.717377058
Outer Wild - first time forever
Outer Wild - first time forever
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>>717374798
I have a solution for you anon.
Replies: >>717377141
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:54:40 PM No.717377141
>>717377058
>Get trapped in timeloop irl
Fuck no
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:00:53 AM No.717377539
>>717374140
>>717373939
>>717374028
I land when the sand is covering it. If you can't see why this is retarded and immersion breaking to only have the destination shown when viewed from above in a spaceship, I don't know what else to tell you
Replies: >>717377821 >>717377882
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:02:21 AM No.717377632
>>717374873
I do. You stand in the center and when they align within 5 degrees, you warp.

I got bored of waiting and just turned off the game. Shit game.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:05:25 AM No.717377818
>finally make it past the anglerfish to orange aura
>it's just a bunch of orange balls in formation you can't do anything with
>whoops sorry buddy! You were supposed to do some other random bullshit in the chain before this, try again and thanks for wasting your time!
This game is so fucking gay it's unreal. Glad I stopped playing.
Replies: >>717378058 >>717378143
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:05:34 AM No.717377821
>>717377539
And you never thought to look around in your ship after the sand is gone?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:06:22 AM No.717377882
>>717377539
>looking at something is immersion breaking
Zoomers have it so rough
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:08:33 AM No.717378024
>>717359183
I had to look up the dumbest thing. How to get to the quantum tower on giants deep. Somehow just flying over the tornado and entering from space was something I was too smooth brained to do. It the tower that lets you easily figure out how to get to the quantum moon as well so was a major hurdle if you never get to it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:09:02 AM No.717378058
>>717377818
This is another thing that always gets me when people say stuff like this
Why did you go after the orange light in the first place? Why did you think it was important? The whole game is extremely easy and straightforward if you just think about things logically for a minute
Replies: >>717378157
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:10:20 AM No.717378143
>>717377818
You went to the orange aura because you wanted to know what was there. LIKE THE ENTIRE FUCKING THEME OF THE GAME
Replies: >>717378237
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:10:26 AM No.717378157
>>717378058
>only distinguishing feature in an endless abyss of samey, generic, endlessly repeating gray and white rooms
>why u falow it durr
Gee Idk you fucking retard, you tell me?
Replies: >>717378430
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:11:42 AM No.717378237
>>717378143
And it's a completely uninteractive background element of no importance that you can't interact with because it's not one of the specific signposted loredumps.

Sounds about right for this shit game.
Replies: >>717378374
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:13:44 AM No.717378374
PepeSilvia
PepeSilvia
md5: fae45999d3c565ed8e01dccfd4a7374b🔍
>>717378237
The entire game is background elements of no importance. Its a video game about exploring space.
Replies: >>717378470 >>717378698
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:14:39 AM No.717378430
>>717378157
What did you expect to find there?
Replies: >>717378557
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:15:08 AM No.717378470
>>717378374
Ok so where the fuck do you find the two spaceships, I already found the one using the signal detector.

I'm certainly not just aimlessly roaming around like a dumbass if that's what they expect.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:15:43 AM No.717378504
>>717374907
Astral Codec is the only good mod to be honest
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:16:33 AM No.717378557
>>717378430
The vessel you fucking moron, it crashed there. There is literally zero other distinguishing features on the entire planet for me to follow. I'm not aimlessly wandering around endless, samey, copy-pasted corridors covered in fog.
Replies: >>717378612
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:17:23 AM No.717378612
>>717378557
The vessel is not in the orange egg room and there is nothing that indicates that it is
Replies: >>717378870
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:18:30 AM No.717378698
>>717378374
Can't even update my ship log. At least every other element gives me some worthless tidbit of garbage to throw in my log, but this gives me literally nothing. Just a random shape of orange balls chilling in space doing nothing that you can't interact with in any way and are just supposed to act like doesn't exist.

Especially when they throw 5 anglerfish guarding it, you'd think it's important. But nope, just another stupid, time-wasting red herring
Replies: >>717379108 >>717380115
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:20:55 AM No.717378870
>>717378612
>there is nothing that indicates that it is
Again, you stupid fuck, IT'S THE ONLY UNIQUE OR DISTINGUISHING ELEMENT IN AN ENDLESS SEA OF COPY-PASTED SAMEY ROOMS, AND IT'S GUARDED BY AN ENTIRE ROOM OF ANGLERFISH

Of course I'm going follow it, and yes, it's time wasting bullshit that
>trolololol there's literally fuck all nothing there!!! XD

Seriously, fuck off retard.
Replies: >>717378935 >>717379024 >>717379039
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:21:48 AM No.717378935
>>717378870
Sounds like you tricked yourself and cant accept that its your fault for being dumb
Replies: >>717379019
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:22:47 AM No.717379019
>>717378935
No, dumbfuck, the game is purposely being disingenuous and trolling you and wasting your time, as it does throughout the entirety of its runtime.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:22:50 AM No.717379024
>>717378870
>IT'S THE ONLY UNIQUE OR DISTINGUISHING ELEMENT
Use your radar bird brain
Replies: >>717379147
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:23:07 AM No.717379039
>>717378870
>he did not read the lore entry that tells him exactly what to look for in there
lol
lmao, even
Replies: >>717379147
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:24:16 AM No.717379108
BasedDepartment
BasedDepartment
md5: cd573060a7f7fb9f6f8e44d231587b52🔍
>>717378698
>if it not in da log I dont need to know it
Based retard
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:25:02 AM No.717379147
>>717379024
>>717379039
I already said I found that. That's the first thing I found. Now apparently I just float around like a dickhead in endless hallways of copy-pasted rooms covered in fog until I just happen to stumble on something.

Great fucking game, guys, bravo.
Replies: >>717379256 >>717379583 >>717380919
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:26:50 AM No.717379256
>>717379147
Did you not read the logs in the escape pod? They tell you exactly where to go next
And even if you didn't theres a literal breadcrumb trail of lights leading the way
Replies: >>717379315 >>717379503
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:27:32 AM No.717379315
>>717379256
Which escape pod? I already went down the path with the orange jellyfish
Replies: >>717379407 >>717380919
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:28:53 AM No.717379407
>>717379315
The one you found using your signal scope?
If you didn't know about that then what were you doing in dark bramble in the first place?
Replies: >>717379596 >>717380919
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:30:11 AM No.717379480
I pity the browns that can't appreciate outer kino
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:30:33 AM No.717379503
>>717379256
>breadcrumb trail of lights leading the way
Lmao shut the fuck up. There's dozens of lights everywhere, it's the only thing you can even see through the fog, and Anglerfish lights and endless pods both have the same light. That's like saying that the traffic lights direct you to the store. Zero fucking sense. Shut the fuck up.
Replies: >>717379595
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:31:48 AM No.717379583
>>717379147
>just float around like a dickhead in endless hallways
Sounds like you don't know what you're looking for.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:32:04 AM No.717379595
>>717379503
Iit sounds like you didn't even find the first half of the thing you need to find the vessel so you have no idea what I'm talking about
Replies: >>717379703
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:32:05 AM No.717379596
>>717379407
I already checked every reading on all three channels of my signal detector and found the crashed reddit spaceman that had nothing relevant to say and the path to the jellyfish (which I already figured out by myself). Fucking pointless shit game.
Replies: >>717379647 >>717379715
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:33:07 AM No.717379647
>>717379596
Ok retard
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:34:06 AM No.717379703
>>717379595
>trololololol you were supposed to do v, w, x, and y before z!! Wander around like a dickhead and find all those before proceeding!! Thanks for wasting your time!!
Annnnnnd I just turn off the shit game
Replies: >>717379778 >>717379779 >>717379847 >>717381016 >>717381389
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:34:13 AM No.717379715
>>717379596
Mad cuz bad lol
Replies: >>717379778
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:35:13 AM No.717379778
>>717379703
See >>717379715
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:35:14 AM No.717379779
>>717379703
>Wander around like a dickhead
You can skip this part if you have basic reading comprehension and know what you are doing
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:35:57 AM No.717379829
>filtered by a puzzle game easier than myst
lol the absolute state
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:36:11 AM No.717379847
>>717379703
Genuine question: Why are you even playing a game centered around gathering information and using that information to progress when you lack the patience to do any of that?
Replies: >>717379919
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:37:24 AM No.717379919
>>717379847
I had patience the first few hours until I realized it's a tedious, repetitive, boring, time wasting piece of reddit shit
Replies: >>717380043 >>717380104 >>717381135
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:39:14 AM No.717380035
I just want to say I'm really glad I discovered OW through /v/ a couple years ago, it's the single best rec I got from this board and the anons who praised it were good as describing and championing it without ever spoiling it and the threads were civil and interesting and passionate. Now it's nothing but cheap bait and unironic retards, I feel bad just opening a thread now knowing it will be nothing but cancer, I feel bad that because dominant board culture is now nothing but irony poisoned brownoid buzzword game-hating brainrot, some casual onlooker might just dismiss the game now because he may associate it with such stupidity and shit flinging or he'll just go in with this kind of rotten mindset and will just miss out on this incredible experience. It's a truly special video game, the kind that reminds me why I love video games in the first place. That this one pure gem that's so full of game magic and wonder is now only used for putrid subhuman shitposting is disheartening. There was this one beautiful thing in a sea of shit and you tainted it and covered it in shit like the rest. This is /v/ now. Just shit covered in shit. I say a sincere thank you to the og anons and a sincere fuck you I hate you to the rest of you retards.
Replies: >>717380238 >>717380441
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:39:28 AM No.717380043
>>717379919
It sounds like you kept doing the same wrong thing over and over while bashing your head against a wall while screaming that it doesn't work
Replies: >>717380119
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:40:24 AM No.717380104
>>717379919
And what did you expect the game to be during those first few hours?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:40:32 AM No.717380115
>>717378698
>keeps calling them orange balls
Average American intelligence
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:40:40 AM No.717380119
>>717380043
Yes, that is usually how I approach games actually. If something should logically work and doesn't, your game is shit and you deserve to die.
Replies: >>717380175 >>717380178 >>717380319 >>717380336
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:41:48 AM No.717380175
>>717380119
vaas-insanity-quote.mp3
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:41:50 AM No.717380178
>>717380119
If what you were trying to do didn't work then how was it logical
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:42:05 AM No.717380197
1753892318044370_thumb.jpg
1753892318044370_thumb.jpg
md5: ff129e8ee8f59bbe85efe7732a0ffc4c🔍
>ITT
Replies: >>717380478 >>717380637
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:42:46 AM No.717380238
Screenshot
Screenshot
md5: 9bfa7ec8c541514186240080feb669a1🔍
>>717380035
>brainlet loves outer wilds
Ha ha wooooah, never saw that one coming whew
Replies: >>717380334 >>717380378
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:43:54 AM No.717380319
>>717380119
What was it that you tried to do that did not work?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:44:10 AM No.717380334
>>717380238
>runs to AI to affirm belief
Jesus Christ gen Aleph is doomed
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:44:11 AM No.717380336
>>717380119
Holy based
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:44:46 AM No.717380378
>>717380238
>LLM algo brainrotted pajeet is brown
imagine my shock
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:45:36 AM No.717380441
>>717380035
The world wide web was a mistake. India should have their cables cut off from everyone else.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:46:01 AM No.717380478
>>717380197
>the right side
What does he play bros?
Replies: >>717380539
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:47:04 AM No.717380539
>>717380478
God of War 2018
The Witcher 3
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:47:45 AM No.717380592
>>717356234 (OP)
The game isn't even long enough to become bored with it.
Replies: >>717380774
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:48:23 AM No.717380637
>>717380197
both achieved the same result
Replies: >>717380682 >>717380695
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:49:06 AM No.717380682
>>717380637
And one quit playing after entering the castle because Toad told you where to go
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:49:16 AM No.717380695
>>717380637
One achieved fun, the other did not.
Replies: >>717380760
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:50:10 AM No.717380760
>>717380695
artificial fun
Replies: >>717380863
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:50:25 AM No.717380774
>>717380592
Gamefaqs has the game at 25 hours to beat, not even including DLC, even longer if you go for 100%. And that's just the average, which probably looked up multiple things instead of doing it blind.

Yes, that is quite long for a videogame, you dumb zoomer. NES-PS2 classics used to all be like <10 hours outside of RPGs
Replies: >>717380946 >>717380981
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:50:48 AM No.717380814
>>717356234 (OP)
You're unironically soulless if you don't like Outer Wilds
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:50:49 AM No.717380817
this pasta is ripe to replace all the words with fighting game or arena shooter concepts
Replies: >>717380918
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:51:41 AM No.717380863
>>717380760
Still more fun than no fun at all.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:52:28 AM No.717380918
>>717380817
Could be pretty easily rewritten to be complaining about bonfires in Souls games
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:52:29 AM No.717380919
>>717379147
>>717379315
>>717379407
You sound retarded man
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:52:53 AM No.717380946
>>717380774
It's about 16-18 hours, probably about the same as Resident Evil 4. It looks like I have 24 hours total including the DLC.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:53:14 AM No.717380981
>>717380774
Every adventure game in the older era lasted around 25 hours. You never played a Zelda before? A Banjo Kazooie? Rayman 2? Etc.
Replies: >>717381051
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:53:46 AM No.717381016
1655827605228
1655827605228
md5: 5acb3f864d6204a818d7f440603d90a5🔍
>>717379703
Please go back to consuming AAA slop you fucking retard
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:54:15 AM No.717381051
>>717380981
Banjo Kazooie and Zelda are like 6-10 hours, fuck are you talking about?
Replies: >>717381195
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:55:11 AM No.717381135
>>717379919
Are you brown? Genuine question
Replies: >>717381198 >>717381259
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:56:17 AM No.717381195
>>717381051
After you beat them the first time, and have everything memorized, sure, you can beat them in about 10 hours. First playthroughs are longer. Probably even second playthroughs are longer.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:56:22 AM No.717381198
>>717381135
No, I'm white and 130 IQ
Replies: >>717381259
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:57:18 AM No.717381259
>>717381135
>>717381198
Stop asking the "are you brown" question. It's just straight up naked racism.
Replies: >>717381423 >>717382034 >>717383713
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:59:28 AM No.717381389
>>717379703
lol this really riled up the redditors
Replies: >>717381571
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:59:51 AM No.717381423
>>717381259
this guy is definitely indian
Replies: >>717381675
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:02:15 AM No.717381571
>>717381389
>4 replies (including yourself)
>heh, better repost that one to r/4chan ;)
Kys newfag
Replies: >>717381976
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:03:33 AM No.717381675
>>717381423
ok, hitler youth.
Replies: >>717381803
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:05:23 AM No.717381803
>>717381675
Thanks?
Replies: >>717381940
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:07:31 AM No.717381940
>>717381803
Follow your leader's example and kill yourself
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:08:05 AM No.717381976
>>717381571
>another seething redditor
yep, that's going on the screenshot too
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:08:53 AM No.717382034
>>717381259
stop being brown, then
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:09:41 AM No.717382087
>>717356234 (OP)
>reddit spacing
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:36:49 AM No.717383713
>>717381259
what's wrong about racism?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:09:00 AM No.717385614
>>717356234 (OP)