Thread 712993090

>DK Bananza is a genuine prequel
Wasn't expecting that. What did you guys think of the Direct?

What's the point of spoiling the entire game? Directs were a mistake.

>>712995353
If that was everything it's a 15 minute game.

Thought it looked like shit

>>712993090 (OP)
it looks fucking great, also I saw somewhere there are like 160 banana collectibles, this game is not going to be as long as mario odyssey but not as short as I expected. This game and kirby air riders may make me buy a switch 2

>>712995353
gameplay you retard

>>712995353
They figure it’s better than someone posting a blurry screenshot of something a week before release.

>>712995353
Still no confirmation of Poppy Kong's gender
If Poppy Kong is revealed to be male, tasteful porn artists will 100% crash out.

looks fun

>>712993090 (OP)
>it's a prequel!
Why is Cranky so old when he hasn't kidnapped an adult Pauline yet?

>>712997543
Cranky also references his rivalry with Mario in some of the gameplay footage we've seen. It's way likelier that Pauline was turned into a rock/de-aged and lost her memories.

>>712995353
This. It's done irreparable damage to smash. Now it's all rosterfagging and direct hype trains. nuZoomers and gen alpha will never know the hype of randomly unlocking mewtwo at 1am at a friend's house.

>>712997726
I wonder what the big transformation twist is going to be this time, like DK transforming into a Kremling.

>>712995353
spoiling what? They always show the enemies in directs. And odd rock to Pauline probably happens in the first hour.

>>712993090 (OP)
I wonder if the boxart changes to having Pauline now

>>712997543
I wonder if they are just throwing out all of the past and going with it or if she has some amnesia/weird age thing from being turned into a rock? Cranky could have some realization and helps her return as an adult as a way of fixing the past

>>712997707
Makes sense, as a mayor she was probably opposed to mining and then she got banana zapped or some shit

Looks great and I apologize for ever thinking this was just boring digslop.

>Loli feet
Maybe I was too hasty about skipping the switch 2...

>>712993090 (OP)
I didn't. I'm an adult. This looks like a children's toy, because it is.

>>712995353
Because that's Japan.

Have none of you fuckers seen a Japanese movie trailer? It spoilers everything about the movie. They're like "look how cool this is! Don't you wan't to experience it for yourself!?".

Besides, Pauline already got spoiled when the game was announced. Some Nintendo site put up the wrong pictures.

>>712997985
>I wonder if the boxart changes to having Pauline now
It did. They swapped out all the Odd Rock renders, Pauline is everywhere now.

the game looks good, but it also looks like dk: ToTk edition.
mario odyssey, botw and now this all use the exact same design philosophy of an open world with sandboxy elements, and then dedicated short levels you can enter through a teleporter. it's cool I guess, but it dilutes their individual identities. zelda is now a dk game is now a mario game is now a dk game.

>>712998604
1) turning into a rock made her young and forgetful
2) she's actually Pauline Jr.
3) some other option I dont fuckin know man

I'm confused, so are they ditching the whole 'Cranky is the original DK' lore or not then?

>>712998860
Different canon/retcon

>>712998860
>2) she's actually Pauline Jr.
This would be the most kino option

>>712998860
Who is the father then

>>712998459
nice, even though part of this was leaked, kinda neat that Nintendo was able to pull a switcharoo like this

>>712999062
Jumpman

>>712993090 (OP)
looks really good

retards compare it to odyssey but there's much more inspiration from botw I think, the environmental manipulation stuff and the clothes giving you various buffs

>>712995353
>spoiling basic gameplay

>>712997726
Next Final Smash

>>712999091
> retards compare it to odyssey
This is completely fair considering it’s the same devs. It’s a spiritual sequel building off that foundation

>>712998604
nooooo, don't kidnap her again!

The canon implications are flaring up my autism somethin’ fierce, yup.

Game looks great though.

>>712997726
>horsecock DK

>>712999185
If Baby Mario and Baby Luigi can be in Mario Kart without causing any kind of temporal anomaly, this should be fine.

>>712993090 (OP)
her voice is shit, like couldn't they bother to make her at least sound younger by adjusting the pitch.
I don't get why they don't use child/teen voice actor.
It's not a +18 game

>>712999062
not how it works. who's Dixie's and Diddy's mom? Who is Bowser Jr. Mom?

>>712999307
Not him but it’s a strange choice considering they’ve always been consistent about this

>>712993090 (OP)

Did you find any promotional art of her in other outfits?

>>712999081
>>712999261
>Peach got cucked

>>712999307
The Kart games don’t have any kind of story.

>>712993090 (OP)
>What did you guys think of the Direct?
TuT

>>712999445
Should have said yes when she had the chance.

>It's a prequel
King K Rool will be the elder at the core of the Earth
Donkey Kong will steal the banana hoard and King K Rool will pledge himself to stealing it back

>>712999591
What'll be a major callback is if the core of the earth has that trippy magical energy seen at the core of Crocodile Isle in DKC2

>>712999591
King K.Rools eye will be normal

>>712999698
I bet it is, the pink and blue lighting is everywhere

>>712999814
Having Pauline punch him in the eye and that's why it's bloodshot would be so cool

>>712999698

I’ll take it all back if they’re that clever.

>>712999886
Quite literally Nintendo giving Rare a black eye.

>>712993090 (OP)

Welp time for me for me to find a pose

Nintendo can't help themselves, can they

It looks fun, I hope there's some semblance of difficulty though. Even kids can handle harder bosses and platforming.

>>713000135

>sex with monkeys

Ya want AIDS? Cuz that’s how you get it!

Can't wait for the three-hour video essays attempting to explain the lore behind this.

>>712999445
But she rejected him. That ain't cuckin. I swear words have lost all meaning.

>>712997726
Who's gonna be the first to draw Pauline getting zebracocked?

>>712998459
that's the weird part.

at the end, oddrock ended up being a pile of nothing it seems. so how much time are you gonna stay with it before it breaks and loline enters the story?

it can't be THAT long, right?

>people taking Nintendo Lore seriously

Trump Tarrifs needed to go harder so you people actually go outside. Fucking pathetic. It honestly pisses me off seeing some of you fucking theory craft like this fucking piece of shit
>>712997707
>>712998089

Fucking waste of space,

>>713000191
hopefully the last boss of Bananza is Mario himself

>>713000506
The timeline must be respected

>>712998604
what the fuck is a timeline

>>712997726
>they really gave DK's new forms super toned muscles with thick thighs
excellent

Why are there so many threads for this?

>>713000684
>Why are there threads about a new video game? Must be some kind of conspiracy

>>712999440
No, it's all naked DK and default Pauline.

What's the price of the new Amiibo?

Is Mario going to be the final boss?

>>713000506
>It honestly pisses me off

LMFAO imagine being such a pathetic loser you actually get mad at people for something this stupid. What a retard.

>>713000797

They’re usually somewhere between 15 to 20 bucks depending on the store.

>>713000684
retards have to get their dopamine rush by making their own ebin thread

Modern nintendo doesnt know about the timeline

>>713000684
“C*nnyposting” was originally ironic shitposting and/or limited to children—actual children, like moot, who posted on this website. But since this site has been flooded by bots and jeets/ESLs, they think it’s actually serious. They are truly, genuinely attracted to children and are making constant threads about “loli” Pauline and her feet. That’s why there’s going to be constant threads about this until release. This game is radioactive.

>>713000506
Shut up bitch.

>>713000510
Too kino, Nintendo could never.

>>713000969
>nobody cares about the """timeline"""
fixed

>>713000506
nice seethe you got there

>>712995353
Sakurai was so heartbroken when leakers spoiled all of brawl that they’ve been trying to get ahead of that ever since

>>712993090 (OP)
that's clearly an adult in a chibi-like artstyle

>>713000506
Be the change you want to see. Go outside (and step in front a bus, ESL faggot).

>>713001017
It should have Pauline on screen and all the people looking at the screen crying

>>713000995
You joined 4chan in 2016

>>713000995
Cope

>>713001087
The Nintendo Today app confirmed she was 13

>>713000439
You'll have odd Rock before unlocking the first one of Pauline's abilities. I guess before getting to the first big boss.

>>712998604
dick sucking lips

I'll unironically soi when the final boss has a pauline vocal track for the finale

So, apparently Pauline had always had freckles that she hid with makeup

>>713001017
>We're just theory crafting and having fun no one is being hurt!
>We're just exploring our gender were not hurting anyone!
>I'm just cutting off my dick so I become a woman no one's being hurt!
>Children are trans and I'm invoking my will on you

This is how this shit starts you taking stupid kid shit like Mario seriously and you never grow up and then you need to drive the world to adhere to your mental illness. If this type of thought can't be regulated then we as a society need to fucking chastise you pricks. You are the reason so much of the world is wrong
>>713000860

Imagine not caring about society that you let degenerates ruin it under the guise of "harmless fun"
>>713000549
Fuck off it's donkey Kong not fucking lord of the rings

>>713001190
I'll never understand why people hide freckles

>>713001190
imagine deeply and passionately kissing middle haha

>>713001115
>>713001136
Look man, you and I both started using this site somewhere between 03 and 07. It was different back then. You know why? Because we weren’t old. We weren’t 30 pushing on 40. Do you understand why it’s weird to meme about certain things once you get to child-rearing age?

>>712999261
Plot twist: Mario is a divorced man and raw dogged Pauline and the child in this game is thier offspring.

>>713001087
She's 13.

>>713001237

You’re projecting.

>>713000549
Isn’t the crystal a time gem and Pauline has come from the past and to the past she will have to return in an emotional goodbye?

>>713001258
Haha yeah I was just telling jokes about liking this for twenty years haha

>>712993090 (OP)
>the stupid rock thing exists for the sole purpose of obscuring Pauline before this Direct
For what fucking reason?

>>713001275
anon, the game releases in a month

>>713001237
mind broken by troons. sad

>>713001242
People like Andrew Tate thinks it's a bit of a Scarlett Letter situation, that women that have freckles are natural whores and shouldn't be associated with

>>713001275
Call GameStops local to you, I walked in and bought one yesterday

>>712993090 (OP)
she would be cuter if she was a monkey

>>713001352
what a nonce

>>713001296
Explain to me why we should allow grown men to talk about donkey Kong lore like it's a serious thing

>>713000135
A monkey is fine too

>>712993090 (OP)
Can't be bothered watching the Direct. Spoonfeed me who this is, please? Pauline?

>>713001327
Nothing, Pauline was leaked months ago.

>>713001430
Explain to me why we should allow grown men to talk about football like it's a serious thing

>>713001452
It's Pauline.

>>713001452
Yeah but she's thirteen. It's a prequel

>>712993090 (OP)
For some reason I remembered that Nanashi doujin.

>>713001190
Freckles sometimes fade with age, it's a common in Japanese media to portray youth with freckles.

>>712993090 (OP)
I don't know how you can watch that direct and not come to the conclusion the product was made for toddlers or parents with toddlers. The obnoxious voice over, garish visuals, the baby self insert, all the character design, easy mode, babies first 3d modelling program. Nintendo has never been this explicit about who they want playing their games.

>Freckles in youth where there are none in adulthood
????

>>713001452
13 year old Pauline.
She even sings.

Seems like the plot will be a soulful little girl and her monkeh follows her dreams.

Game seems fun. Bit of a fuck you to rare with the rebranding, but in the end it was always Nintendo's, and they seem to be making what could be the start of a good new IP.

>>713001430
Explain how, in any universe, such a thing is similar to allowing sex changes.

People joke about “obsessed” or “sits in your head 24/7”, but you man….you’re a legit case.

>>713000135
>No tits
Get back to me when Candy shows up with her double D's.

>>713001474
Sports Faggotry is a detriment to modern men as well also whataboutism isn't an argument faggot

>>713001352
He sounds like a fuckin retard.

>>713001558
>>713001546

>>713001502
>>713001516
>>713001560
Thank you. I'm a bit sad this isn't a completely new character.

>>713001558
Makeup.

>>713001603

Okay boss, what CAN modern men talk about?

>>713001596
>Whataboutism again

>>713001474
the point is that their is no concrete lore and it’s just cartoon bingman go wahoo and monkey like banans, hope this helps!

>>712993090 (OP)
Supposedly there was speculation that she was gonna be voiced by a v-tuber, was that confirmed or no?

>>713001558
i had tons of freckles as a kid and they all faded away once i became a shut-in

>>713001698
Let me guess you're a tranny now too?

>>713001741
Seriously, you’re obsessed.

I bet this faggot LARPing as a pure MANLY MAN Andrew Tate dick sucker jacks it to femboys in knee high socks or some shit they always do

>>712997940
I could see that happening. Maybe he even gets it from a secret Kremling world like in the Country games.

>>713001603
Randomly capitalizing certain words gives away your turdworlder roots. You reek of favela fodder mentality.

>>712997726
What's the implication of DK laying eggs?

>>713001741
>>713001237
>trannies trannies trannies!

>>713001654
>Can't even answer the original question so tries to deflect

You can't even give an answer on why this type of baby shit is allowed because you know I'm right

>>712998604
So timeline-wise where the fuck does this take place?

Was Pauline like 1 when Kranky kidnapped her? She's at most 12 in this.

>>713001675
I would assume she's just voiced by Kate Higgings again, with the songs and everything.

>>713001791
>This guy is gay
>Now watch me explain in graphic detail about how he likes sucking cock and is into specific gay fetishes!

>>713001819

It’s allowed because most people are mature enough to let others enjoy what they like without throwing a shit fit.

Present company excluded.

>>712998991
So it's not Pauline's origin story, it's Mario's child support arch?

>>712993090 (OP)
So how does this work? It would make more sense if she turned into a kid through magic or something. Like, Diddy and Cranky are in the game, right?

>>713001664
I know some anons have a melty when "anti-woke fatigue" is said, but look at this fucking brain dead lunatic and tell me it isn't real. Equates talking about Donkey Kong to trans ideology out of nowhere. Worthless refuse like this has to be held accountable.

>>713001287
>13
loli status revoked

>>712999591
Kremlings aren't canon anymore deal with it

I BETTER NEVER CATCH ANY OF YOU DRAWING OR COMMISSIONING THE DRAWING OF ANYTHING LEWD CONCERNING THIS GIRL AND THE APE

>>713001957
And Dixie.

We just don’t know yet.

>>713002034
Don’t worry, i’ll make sure you see it either way

>>712993090 (OP)
why was pauline a rock anyways? the rock had void co seals all over it did they kidnap her?

>>713001917
So if you have a problem with me raping infants that does that make you immature?

>>713001989
13 is peak

>>713001859
>So timeline-wise where the fuck does this take place?

Yoshi's Island

>>713001675
Might be a different voice for her loli form so maybe but I'm like 99% sure that one of the songs was done by her current VA so I doubt it

>>713001859
Cranky didn't kidnap "Pauline" and fight "Mario," he kidnapped "Lady" and fought "Jumpman." This is an official retcon that establishes the current Donkey Kong as the Donkey Kong that fought Mario and gives him an amicable backstory with Pauline.

>>713001646
Now that’s what i call a proper groom

>>713001275
Game is a month away so you’ve got time

>>712993090 (OP)
had a feeling you fuckers would take interest in Loline

>>713002245
Wow what a fucking sharp eyed gamble lmao

>>713001802
>grammar nazi thinks he is superior because he has nothing else going on in his life
kek

>>713002164
Yes

>Race to the Planet Core: Legend has it, the Planet Core has the ability to grant your heart’s desire, so Donkey Kong and Pauline set off on a quest to reach it. Pauline hopes it will be able to return her to the surface, while Donkey Kong plans to ask it for more (what else?) bananas! Unfortunately, they aren’t the only ones seeking the Planet Core: The Void Company is also racing there for their own nefarious purposes! A villainous mining operation whose reach extends through every layer of the Planet, VoidCo is not only responsible for the banana-stealing maelstrom that sent Donkey Kong hurtling underground in the first place, but they are also responsible for turning Pauline into Odd Rock. As they all dig deeper towards the Planet Core, Donkey Kong and Pauline must do whatever they can to get there first!

>>713000506
>REEEEE STOP CARING ABOUT COOL WORLD BUILDING AND CHARACTERS
Faggot

>>713001786
>>713001805
>replying to bots

>>713002174

No, it makes me fall the cops.

You’re logic in association is warped, to say the least.

>>713001625
I know how you feel, man.
I've been listening to "Slipping Through My Fingers" by AᗺBA on repeat, as I contemplate on whether I should buy a Wii U and homebrew it, or buy a Switch 2 and buy Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>713001976
False flag

why didnt they give pauline shoes

I wouldn't mind the redesign if he didn't have pants on

>>713002281

Okay, yeah, this makes the de-aging thing more likely.

>>713001242
I mean if it's like all over your face I do. Not in young people like it's portrayed on Pauline though. For me it just adds character to the face. Girls are kind of brainwashed with what the media considers perfection though, and freckles are a nono.

>>713002352
Then don't put pants on him

>>712993090 (OP)
>Diva use to be a tomboy
I like this trope

>>713002315
My logic is based on your statement, making your statement no precise enough to be a proper argument

>>713002352
You can take them off at any time, so you don't mind the redesign now, right?

>>713001275
>buying a switch 2 when she looks as bad as the onirism girl
pretty cringe but i believe verizon wireless has some in stock if you have them as your mobile carrier. check their store in your app if you do.

>>713000759
>>712993090 (OP)

>>712993090 (OP)
I love her hip hop singing during the Bananza Forms, I felt genuine excitement and wonder from when I was a boy

>>713002446
Onirism is legitimately horrible and discussing it should be bannable

>>713001601
Female apes look nothing like that. Their breast are flat and saggy and they’re built more like donkey kong. This creature looks like a human female covered in fur. Why did Nintendo design it like this?

>>713002417
I get the feeling you’d bring trannies up no matter what anyone says.

>>713001769
>I will never have a daughter

>>712998604
>>713001859
Most likely involve time-travel.

I bet the game end on a sort of heart-ache where Pauline and DK get separated, only for Kranky to finally reveal he knows where they can find her back.

>>713002352
>I wouldn't mind the redesign if she didn't have pants on
based

>>713002494
Why?

>>713001327
All I'm thinking now is that she's some sort of Rosalalina-like cosmic being.

Are all "human" females in the Mario universe of cosmic origin? Is Rosalina their God?

The Mario universe is getting more lore than it needs. What do Nintendo think this series is, Kirby?

>>713000759
cutie patootie

>>713001601
>flat

das rite

>>713002352
Then just don't wear pants. Let the hot monkey dick hang free.

>>713002482
that might be proof of that theory that Calli is involved, but only for like one or 2 songs

>>713002410
Imagine pauline after a long day of work, walking home, getting barefoot, then reaching the fridge for a beer and a banana that she ingurgitate quickly before letting out a loud burp and jumping on her bed to play violent vidya while using a big monkey plushy as a pillow

Nintendo doesn't mention she was de-aged.

>>713002486
>This creature looks like a human female covered in fur. Why did Nintendo design it like this?
Because she's a fictional cartoon ape. It's doesn't have to follow IRL anatomy. Next thing you're gonna question is why yoshi lays eggs despite being male or why all the turtles can remove their shells.

>>713002489
what

>>713001190
goddammit that makes her so much cuter...

>>712993090 (OP)
why are her feet so smol?

>>713000189
AIDS Is a made up disease invoked for deliberate misdiagnosis and distraction from crimes by the likes of Roodplaat, Cargill, Gavi and Bayer Monsanto. No one had sex with any damn monkeys, they would die from mauling before any made up disease would kill them.

>>713002623
>13
Damn Pauline hit puberty late as fuck

Was the exposed ass on Kong Bananza necessary?

>>713002245
>I had a suspicion that the website full of pedophiles would take an interest in this cartoon female child
YOU DON'T SAY???

>>713002438
this is what all pantsfags say

>>713002634
You seem a little obsessed, is what I mean.

Like, if they made special green-colored ketchup you’d say it’s some psy-op conspiracy to make boys turn themselves into girls. That’s how you sound.

>>712997543
>>712997707
>>712998604
>>712998860
>>713001859
Cranky breaks the 4th wall with his "I was the one from the original game" shit, man. I don't think it was ever meant to be taken seriously, otherwise you'd have to acknowledge that all the characters know they're not real.

>>713002281
Why the fuck doesn't Donkey Kong want to return to the surface?

>>713002623
So is she proper Pauline's daughter? Is it a prequel and Cranky kidnapping her is retconned? Or did she get de-aged and lose her memories?

>>713001558
If a girl has red or blonde hair, then they almost certainly have freckles. They just cover them with makeup.

It's a shame that they are fed the bullshit that they need to hide them to look beautiful. It's natural beauty, but the makeup corporations can't make money on that, can they?

>>713002753
You should take your meds buddy

>>712993090 (OP)
I kneel to the japanese

>>712997726
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

>>713000995
>suddenly

>>713002770
He’s happy looking at the shadows on the wall.

>>713002276
Funny that you didn't deny being a turdworlder. Since I'm from a first world county, I automatically have more going on in my life than you.

Of shés really just "pauline" that kinda rules out an appearance in mk world. Unless they rename the adult one into something else like " classic pauline"

>>712999062
Me

>>712997543
They're 100% retconning it so that DK was always the guy beefing with Mario, and Cranky is just DK's dad

>>713002890
"Teen Pauline"

>>713002857
I cant believe birdo killed dk with a golf club

>>713002857
oh god, i didn't even put together that this is a dad game like that. it has talent trees and equipment as well, this is nintendo's version of that popular template that games like nu god of war are using.

>trying to make sense of Nintendo lore/timelines

Cmon man

>>713002805
Same to you.

>>713002890
If they add characters from this game into MK World they'll probably start with Diddy
I think what they'll actually do is put the costumes from this game in MK World instead because DK and Pauline only have one in that game

>>713002924
MADE for D***K!

>>712993090 (OP)
I've gotten more emotional connection with Pauline out of that small 15 minutes of the Direct than I ever did out all the games with Peach as a playable character like Showtime and the RPGs.

>>712993090 (OP)
I was actually interested in this and planning to buy it but that Direct legit sort of unsold it to me. Really not a fan of the tone or direction of the game alongside I wish Pauline wasn't there at all now that I've seen her in action. The movement of the gameplay feels a bit static and slow as well.

>>712993090 (OP)
>it's the troontendo markets it's game on /v episode

>Towards the end of the game some hits DK on the end
>The impact permanently pushes his brow downwards
What would your reaction be?

>>713002494
Just adopt. No need to get entangled with a roastie to experience the joys of fatherhood.

>>713002684
Hard to tell with the baggy clothes desu. I guess if she has any figure it'd be more apparent in the other clothes.

>>713003000
check'd. I kneel

>>713003191
Disney star wars tier

>>713002352
You choose the pants you wear

>>713003183
>it's
>/v
sir, sir, the donkey kong sir, it is shilled sir

>>713003221
I don’t think they let single men adopt.

>>713001287
out of 10

>>713002857
I had zero interest in this game but now I’m unironically invested just for the cute surrogate father and daughter feels.

>>713002857
>What's with everyone turning into crocodiles
>no the Kremling are not the real problem, but other monkeys.

>>713002867
I didn't deny it because that wasn't me lmao

>Pauline has full voice acting
Sunshine won.

>>713002692
Yes, absolutely. To show the Switch 2's graphical power.

Note the hair above the buttocks, these are minor details that would have never been on the Switch 1.

>>713003117
I wasn't actually interested in this and planning to buy it but that Direct legit sold it to me. Big fan of the tone & direction of the game. I'm glad Pauline is there now that I've seen her in action. The movement of the gameplay looks a fun and tactile as well. I'm already looking for a switch 2

Bros....I don't see an undershirt

>>713003191
I could see it happening as a brief gag given how cartoony new DK is, where it bounces back up to normal after a moment.

>>712993090 (OP)
>One Piece costume
>>712997726
>One Piece powers

>>713002672
Something monkeys have inmunity to doesn't mean humans can tank it aswell

>>713003286
>/v
Hello there, mr nintendo marketeer, have you tried to lurk more?

>>713002684
This is a normal body for a 13 year old.

>>713003302
Well that sucks.

>>713002348
I accept your concession.

>>713003472
The just pretending excuse doesn't work if you're actually retarded.

>>713003473
No its not. Thats 2 years after puberty. Already has her periods and all

>>712998860
4) it's an actual reboot but Cranky is so powerful he ignores his existence being retconned out

>>713003379
Let me guess you need something to give you that feeling of HRT since Trump banned it?

>>713002949
A barely, if at all pubescent girl is not a teen. She is a child.

Age is just a number. Development isn't written in stone. Some 13 year olds are kids, some are teens, fuck some are bordering on adulthood.

>>712999062
Shityamoto

>>713002692
you may spank it

>>713003379
I'm being serious, it unsold me, I have a Switch 2 already though.

>>713003587
There he goes again.

Are the trannies in the room with us right now Anon?

>>712997726
I hate this shit, but I have to remind myself I grew up loving Yoshi's Island and not once did Helicopter or Car Yoshi piss me off. I think I'm just more bothered it's not a animal friend summon, instead it's DK becoming the animal friend and it just feels lazy.

>>713003593
*all of them are closeted semen demons

>>712999421
>Who is Bowser Jr. Mom?
Shigeru Miyamoto sensei

>>713003593
You're overthinking a name for a character in a cartoon racing game

>>713001237
>>Children are trans and I'm invoking my will on you
No children are getting their dick cut, anon.

>>712999421
We don't know! That's how it works.

>>713003379
Same, I wasn't planning to get a Switch 2 for a few years until it had more games, now looking for one it's sold out everywhere near me

>>713003431
Oh the available one you can see near the waist there's a different shade of black the same shade as in the center, there is an undershirt, it's just black.

>>712997726
Barafags are going to have a field day with these designs aren't they

>>712993090 (OP)
>lust provoking image

>>713003379
This.

>>713003364
Sure it wasn't.

>>712999421
He’s a clone of Bowser created with Koopa magic

>>712997726
>Zebra DK
Nintendo has unleashed a certain kind of hell not even lolifags could make me groan about

>>712997726
so DK has a devil trigger?
looks sick

So like, was the rock just there to hide the character until a later reveal trailer?

>>713003917
Just wait till they combine their powers.

>>713003918
It's a Donkey Trigger.

>>713003957
She's a rock at the start of the game

>>713003431
>Cowgirl cunny
They truly don't know what the fuck they are unleashing do they.

>>712999421
Bowser kept out the screen and raped Miyamoto with that rape baby being Jr

>>713003957
Yes Nintendo unironically trolled and psyopped everyone for fun.

>>712997726
people are sleeping on ostrich cock, they are massive

>>713003117
I normally hate "papa wolf and cub" stories but this seems like it won't be too melodramatic

Anyone has a good feet pic?

>>713003302
Can't speak for the US but I did look into it with the UK to see if it was feasible, and not only is it allowed, but it is somewhat encouraged. They say adopted kids have gone through lots of shit, and are terrified of female figures, probably due to abusive moms.

I probably would have gone through with it but at the time my mental health wasn't too hot, which would have caused issues during the enrollment process.

Nowadays after working with severely autistic and ADHD kids I probably wouldn't want to, as that's likely what I'd end up with and 8 hours a day is exhausting enough. I probably wouldn't be the best option for any of them.

>>713001558
I had way more freckles as a kid desu

>>713003870
>Koopa magic
He could have just asked

>>712997726
Sex.

>>713002315
Shut the FUCK up, Boco.

>>713003918
Reminds me more of drive forms desu

>>713001791
Andrew Tate is just some CIA nepo baby putting on a Mocking Bird performance. You're thinking too hard about this.

>>713003656
calm down

pauline is mario's daughter evident by her red blue color scheme

>>712997930
>the thin bit of skin between their eyes
Nintendo are so fucking retarded.

>>713003534
For the last time, age is a number, not a measurement of development.

Some 13 year olds are still in the body of a pre-pubescent 7 year old, some are essentially like they're 20, or some are some weird mishmash of both.

>>712998604
That's Cranky Sr, the DK we play as here will become Cranky Jr and DK Jr will still eventually become DK. That's why this DK looks different.

>>713004383
>BLARMS

>>713003957
The rock was an egg, she hatched out of it

>>713004037
Do they even have cocks? Most birds have a Cloaca.

Unless they're related to ducks, they grew a crazy cock for some reason

>>713001190
>barefoot loli in makeup
NINTENDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>712993090 (OP)
People mocked by concept of Classic DK paired up with Pauline in Smash, but now its all but confirmed that the next game will have this new version of DK with Pauloline hanging on his shoulder.

>>713002684
That's when puberty normally begins for women who aren't eating garbage in America.

> be me
> Donkey Kong
> just finished another session of DKC2, still got that Diddy swagger in my step
> decide to check out this "internet" thing Cranky keeps grumbling about
> stumble onto /v/, seems like a bunch of tiny humans arguing about pixels
> scroll down, see a thread titled "Favorite Food?"
> bunch of replies talking about pizza, tacos, tendies, whatever
> then I see it
> "Cheeseburgers"
> mfw some anon posts a picture of a greasy, sad-looking patty between two buns
> my face when they call that "food"
> look at my glorious banana hoard, glistening in the jungle sun
> think about the effort involved in peeling one of those beauties, the satisfying thunk as it hits my stomach
> then I think about these "cheeseburgers"
> it's just... mush. Squashed meat. What is even happening in there?
> where's the potassium? Where's the peel? The unbridled joy of a fresh, ripe banana?
> start typing, fingers (paws?) mashing the keyboard
> ">tfw tiny humans eat squishy meat disks and call it a meal"
> ">not even a peel involved, sad!"
> ">can't believe you waste your time with such pathetic fare when the mighty banana exists"
> ">bet you don't even know what a good peel feels like"
> hit enter
> immediately a deluge of replies
> "OMG DK IS HERE"
> "MONKEY SPOTTED"
> "BASED KONG"
> "DONKEY KONG BTFO OF CHEESEBURGER-CHAN"
> "WHAT ABOUT COCONUT GUN?"
> chuckle to myself, a deep rumble that shakes the entire treehouse
> these tiny humans, they understand.
> maybe this "internet" thing isn't so bad after all
> time for another banana.

>>713004196
Holy fucking kek

>>713004196
10000/10 anon

>>713000506
The fact it pisses you off, is why I craft the theories.

>>713004539
google it, they're like a gigantic fucked up tongue

>>713003461
>One Piss
The red eyeliners came from SSJ4, the golden bananas are also his Super Saiyan hair

>>712997726
>DK is fucking pissed

>>712993090 (OP)
incredible character design

>>713004676
What does a banandium banana taste like DK? Is it crunchy?

>>712999261
>gives a thumbs up and says Mexico

>>712993090 (OP)
tell me, /v/, why should I care for this sexy child?

Wait a minute. How old is Donkey Kong?

>>712995353
I'd hardly count one character reveal as spoiling the whole game, though it is weird that they even bothered with the odd rock mystery if it changes to Pauline in the first level of the game. If anything it was necessary to explain the plot. Without Pauline's motivation, there really isn't a solid plot for the game. It would've just been a repeat of Jungle Beat: other gorillas are being douchebags and it's up to DK to kick their shit in.

> be me
> Donkey Kong
> chilling in the treehouse, just beat Funky in a kart race
> phone starts ringing, but it's not the normal jungle jingle
> look at the caller ID, says "UNKNOWN"
> Cranky always says not to answer those, but I'm Donkey Kong, I ain't scared of no phone call
> pick it up
> hear a crackly voice, definitely not from around here
> "Hello, is this Mr. Kong? We are calling from the Windows Technical Support Department."
> mfw I don't even own a window, let alone a computer with "Windows"
> my only window is literally a hole in the treehouse wall
> he keeps talking, fast, trying to sound important
> "We have detected malicious activity on your computer. You must give us remote access immediately or your bananas will be deleted. We need you to do the needful."
> my bananas?!
> that's it. That's a line you don't cross.
> nobody threatens my bananas.
> and what even is "the needful"?! Sounds like some kind of secret scammer spell.
> take a deep breath, ready to unleash the fury of a thousand Barrel Blasts
> "Listen here, you tiny human!" I roar into the phone, shaking the entire treehouse
> "I am Donkey Kong! King of the Jungle! My computer is a vine, and my 'malicious activity' is just me throwing barrels at Kremlings!"
> "And if you think you're getting anywhere near my banana hoard, or telling me to 'do the needful', you've got another thing coming!"
> the voice on the other end goes quiet for a second
> then I hear some muffled talking in the background, sounds like panicking
> "Sir, we... we apologize. We seem to have the wrong number."
> click. He hangs up.
> mfw I scared off an internet scammer with the power of Donkey Kong
> Diddy runs in, looking confused
> "DK, what was all that yelling about?"
> just shrug, grab a banana, and take a mighty bite
> some days, being king is tough.

>>712997940
im still expecting the big twist to be K.Rool as true final bad man, or ending event where Kremlings unleashed if its a DKC prequel, or they just appear out of nowhere to fuck shit up like Scrappy-Doo in the Scooby-Doo movie.

>>712993090 (OP)
Why would they put a Navi character in a DK64 clone? It sounds like the most annoying thing ever.

>>712997726
Zebra DK is disgusting.

>>713001190
Why did they give the 13 year old lipstick like this

This is a Klonoa mechanic.
but it's useful in klonoa because its a platformer with actual level design.
It's useless here because DK can just climb everything or simply punch through the terrain.

>>713003957
You need to reach the first elder god so she s gonna be a rock for a whole act
I suspect some part of the story might have her revert into it for extra challenge

>>713005330
If you like klonoa so much why don't you go play it then?

> Be me, Donkey Kong.
> Just chilling on DK Isle, monkeing around, eating bananas.
> Suddenly, a giant purple portal opens up. Not King K. Rool's doing, this feels different.
> Curiosity gets the better of me. Jump in.
> Land face-first on asphalt. Oof.
> Look up. Bright lights, neon signs, loud Japanese music. Not exactly a jungle.
> Some dude in a loud suit with slicked-back hair staring at me. He's got a fancy watch and a really intense glare.
> "What in the goddamn hell is this... ape?" he mutters, adjusting his tie.
> More guys in suits show up. All got those scary dragon tattoos. Yakuza, I hear someone whisper.
> I just want a banana.
> One of 'em tries to kick me. Big mistake, pal.
> K.O.! My fist connects. He flies into a karaoke bar.
> The leader, the slicked-back hair guy, actually chuckles. "Interesting. You got some power, big guy."
> He introduces himself as Kazuma Kiryu. Says he runs a cabaret club now, but used to be a "legendary dragon." Sounds kinda cool, like Diddy Kong but more... dangerous.
> Kiryu offers me a job as a bouncer. Says I'm "intimidating" and "good with my fists." Can't argue with that.
> My first night on the job, some punk tries to start trouble. I just glare at him. He runs away crying. Easy bananas.
> But then things get weird. Kiryu keeps dragging me into street fights. Apparently, everyone in this city wants to punch everyone else.
> One time, we're fighting a whole gang of dudes. I grab a nearby bicycle and start swinging it like a weapon. The yakuza guys are stunned. Kiryu just nods approvingly.
> Later, we're in a batting cage. Kiryu's hitting home runs like it's nothing. He hands me a bat. I hit the ball so hard it goes through the net and breaks a nearby ramen stand.

>>713003302
If you have the stature, money, and support, you can.

>>712993090 (OP)
I want those lips on my dick.

>>712999264
Thats legs and feet you anumal lover

>>713005330
You're a klonoa mechanic

where the FUCK is the porn?

>>712997726
>That zebra
I can predict the white woman posts already.

>>712999421
Babies are delivered via stalk in the mushroom kingdom

>>712997907
Say what you will (because I do agree) but Japan time was kino, even if I was just a kid then, it was probably my earliest memories I have of using the internet.

>>712997726
why does the ostrich get hands but the zebra is stuck with hooves?

>>713004387
It literally is development.

>>712997726
Elephant Mario was a warning.

DO NOT LEWD LOLI PAULINE. SHE IS FOR PROTECTING ONLY.

Hey /v/, you ain't gonna believe this shit.
> Be me, Donkey Kong.
> Still stuck in this goddamn dimension after the portal shenanigans.
> Found this weird island full of... extremely fit ladies in barely-there swimsuits.
> Apparently it's some kind of volleyball tournament vacation resort thing. Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball, the humans call it. Sounds dumb.
> But then I see her.
> Pauline.
> WHAT THE FUCK?!
> She's... here. In a tiny bikini. Playing volleyball. With other scantily clad women.
> My jaw drops. Literally. A banana falls out of my mouth.
> She looks... happy. Sun-kissed. Actually smiling, not just screaming because I've accidentally kidnapped her again.
> This is surreal. Like some fever dream after too many rotten mangoes.
> I'm hiding behind a giant inflatable palm tree. Trying not to be seen. Don't want to freak her out. Or get tackled by security in this weird bikini-obsessed world.
> She just spiked the ball. Hard. The other lady went down like a sack of coconuts. Pauline high-fived her teammate.
> She looks… good. Really good. Not gonna lie. That workout montage back in '94 did her wonders.
> I remember all those times saving her from that jumpman prick. All those barrels I threw. All those ladders I climbed. For this?
> Is this her reward? A life of endless sunshine and volleyball in a skimpy swimsuit?
> Part of me is… weirdly proud of her? She seems to be doing her own thing. Not getting kidnapped. Not needing rescuing.
> But another part of me is screaming internally. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?!
> I saw her buy an ice cream cone. Then she giggled with another girl while applying sunscreen.
> SUNSCREEN. Pauline. Applying sunscreen. This is an alternate reality, I swear.
> I almost blew my cover when a monkey-like creature in a tiny swimsuit walked past. My instincts kicked in. Almost threw a barrel. Luckily, it was just Kokoro's pet monkey. Close call.

>>713005487
>They even put the camera in the goddamn fridge.

>>713004750
>Shitgon shit
>Grand Taco
Nah, it's clearly Gear 4 DK.

>>713004196
lmao. 5 star post, anon.

>>713004387
>some are essentially like they're 20
complete bullshit
neck yourself

>>713005624
That didn't stop Baby Rosalina toddlercon, the fuck makes you think they're gonna stop at a barefoot pre-teen Pauline?

>>713005648
I just noticed his eyes are also now yellow. You lost one piss faggot

>>713005330
I'm glad someone else noticed how similar a lot of the Chunk and Toss mechanics were to Klonoa

>>713005648
Will K. Rool make an appearance wearing stylish shades?

>>713004387
Get lost you pedo

>>713005758
Daima retconned 4 to have red hair though.

>>712995353
That's why I stopped watching after the pauline confirmation.

>>712993090 (OP)
So would this technically be Cranky Kong in this game?

>>712999445
Mario has bitches throwing themselves at him if the RPGs are any indication. Something like this was bound to happen.

>>713005896
>Daipa
>Canon

>>712993090 (OP)
The jeans look dumb, it would have been better as a dress, the way the crop make it look like

>>712993090 (OP)
So after all this time, Mario was the real asshole for taking Pauline away from her best bud DK?

just when you thought dbspics couldn’t shit up another thread

>>713005976
Also the original SSJ4 came before daipa. This game was being developed years before that shitty GT retcon.

>you can sleep with Pauline
NINTENDO

>>712993090 (OP)
>Prequel but cranky is there
RETCON INCOMING
OR SHOULD I SAY, RETKONG

It's a shame that loli Pauline was leaked early. Imagine if the trailer today was the first time we learned of her

>>712993090 (OP)
Lisa wore it better.

I was curious to see how rife with pedophilia the tendies on this site are. Some of you really should be in a cell.

>>712993090 (OP)
Will they let you turn voice acting off or will this be embarrassing to play?

>>713006097
>pomf

>>713006196
Did you start posting on 4chan last year?

>>713006215
Just change the language. Nintendo games have voice acting now, are you going to ask for the same answer to the same question literally every time?

>>713005824
It's you guys that seem to define being 13 as having big bazongas.

>>713006215
>will this be embarrassing to play?

Fuck off normie.

>>713006312
This somehow proves Nintendo hates Rare

>>712993090 (OP)
So that's literally loli pauline,
and DK was never a bad guy, Mario was just retarded?

>>712999481
faggot.

why the FUCK do I keep seeing trans calling people pedophiles any time donkey kong is discussed anywhere. It's been like this for a fucking month no matter where it happens

>>712997726
ALL THE EGGS

>>713006215
this is a huge fuckgin problem.
the days where you could play a nintendo game free from cringe anime VAs are gone.
No longer will the games have an inoffensive charm via short sound bytes. You wont even be able to play this shit around people because of the anime cringe.

>>713006481
Always accuse your enemy of things you are doing.

>>713006298
I would rather mute the game entirely than listen to any voice acting to be honest.

>>712998860
Pauline felt overwhelmed being the mayor of New Donk City/jealous of Mario and friends constant adventures and accidentally monkey paw'd herself by saying something along the lines of "I wish I could be a kid again..."
/v/ will hate the ending because it'll be telling them to grow the fuck up and act their age

>>713006413
Sorry meant for
>>713003587

>>713006612
This post gives off Normal fag energy.

>>713005976
>>713006060
GT isn't canon. The SSJ4 that is (daima) has red hair.

DK DON'T

she looks like she's about to drop a major gamer word, no pass, hard variant

>>712993090 (OP)
OOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>713006738
this post gives off 'autistic faggot who thinks anime dub acting is good' energy

>>713005990
Buy the amiibo

>>713000191
Yeah, so who the fuck was DK Jr. then and where did he disappear to?

>>713006803
DK YES

SUGAR DADDY KONG

>>713006392
Who the fuck actually cares at this point? They died a long time ago.

>>713001859
Gorillas live over 50 years, so that still wouldn't make any sense.

>>713006850
Spoken like a true normal fag.

>>713005038
It's probably just cope but the VoidCo guy has a contact he keeps talking to on the phone and I fully expect that to be K. Rool in a late game twist - maybe after you already interact with him a neutral way because he's "obviously not the bad guy"

>>713005629
Please stop posting these chatgpt greentexts

>>713006826
>no pass
DK allows it

>>713006826
LOL she looks like shes from a shitty low budget CG movie.

and where did the freckles come from?

>>713002195
Jumpman is Mario. The movie is non-canon.

>>712993090 (OP)
s-sex

>>713007065
One of her costumes has no freckles. She covers them with makeup.

>>713000510
They don't have the balls

>>713006407
>The game ends with an unwinnable boss fight against Jumpman
Is Mario the villain?

>>713007010
You're claiming anime dub actors don't deserve violent deaths but refusing to actually say it out of cowardice.

>>713002623
Why the fuck does she look 8 if she's supposed to be 13?

>>713006781
Of course it isn't canon but the references are for the original GT SSJ4
>But you said it was le canon!1
Anon... Don't take it too serious...

>>712993090 (OP)
That’s confusing

>>713001352
Why the fuck do you care what Andrew Tate thinks

>>713005330
Anon, it's not only possible but very likely there will be substances that DK can neither climb nor punch.

I mean, we see lava in the video. Plus DK has a skill map with nodes to power up his punches.

>>712993090 (OP)
What's that shit on her face?

>>713006803
>DK goes woke
>becomes a pedophile
hmmm

>>712995353
Because the game is for 8 year olds and the parents are supposed to be the ones watching the advertisements.
Nintendo adults are crazy man.

>>713007258
cancer

Just letting you all know DK is pale skinned and has BWC

>>713007213
It keeps amazing me how many retards think that's a Dragon Ball reference. It's clearly a one piece reference. The eyes and the stance and even the "Kong" wording is from Luffy and Gear 4th

>>713007378
Why would God give cancer to a child...

>>713007461
>spikey banana saiyan hair

>>713006826
What exactly is she holding there? And why is she looking at it so lustily?

>>713007248
>DK has a skill map with nodes to power up his punches.
this is really fucking terrible. It means the game is not even a collectathon.

I was wondering why there's no Counter or way to track Bananas you collect.
and it's because they're nothing more than disposable exp for the shitty tacked on RPG mechanics.
so you can get overpowered and trivialize a game already made for babies.

It's not possible to have a good platformer around all this garbage design that specifically invalidates it.

>>712993090 (OP)
So I don't get it. DK befriends Pauline as a child and then she grows up and rejects him so he kidnaps her? Are they retconning DK Arcade to make them friends now?

>>713007461
Anon? It really isn't

>prequel
so will they explain how donkey kong became a rapist?

>>713007337
piss off frogposter.

>>713007543
That's the only thing relatable to Dragon Ball compared to the stance, eyes and wording relating to one piece. The nips don't give a fuck about dragon ball.

>>712999445
Her just deserts at this point. Deal with it.

>>713007543
>spikey banana
those bananas aren't even spikey, they're just bananas tard

>>713003498
confession denied

>>712993090 (OP)
>What did you guys think of the Direct?
Loline made me go from "skipping" to "I will now buy your game"

>this game is supposed to be Pauline break out game into truly being a main stream "mario girl"
>Nobody will care about adult Pauline and only teen Pauline.
Nintendo fucked up if there plan was to make people like adult Pauline more.

>>713006314
Megumin is 13 and doesn't have big bazongers.
Pauline still looks too small for 13 regardless. If she were 13, she should be like 90% of adult size.

>>713007674
>Eyes
SSJ4
>wording
What fucking wording are you even talking about?
>Stance
Nigga he is just punching

>>713001989
retard

>>713005330
Sure, you probably won't expect the developers to just put water, spikes, lava, a bottomless pit in the way. Is just going to be easier than Kirby. No obstacles so you use their multiple mechanics.
You are so much smarter and a game designer for being able to see ahead.

>>713007610
>DK is now Pauline's groomer

>>712993090 (OP)
>Bowser took Peach
>DK took Pauline
>Luigi took Daisy
Is Mario the biggest cuck in gaming?

>>713003613
....ONCE

>>712993090 (OP)
Holy shit this girl is ugly. Take this aborted fetus away from me.
Another reason not buy a switch 2

>>713006159
I need thom thoes

>>712993090 (OP)
Is it actually a prequel or was she just aged down?

>>713007774
Mario isn't tall so he is a shota with a fake moustache?

>>713001242
I will be honest with you: Freckles are a major turn off *for me*.
I don't debase the people having a fetish for them, but they are genuinely a minus in my eyes.

>>712993090 (OP)
are we getting the schizophrenic crocodile as the true final boss?
the direct said that monkey thing is the boss of void co or whatever it's called, but the kremling fossils and shit make me think K. Rool is in
the villains have nowhere near the same energy as this prick

>>713007461
Most vee anons only know dragon ball because theyre buckbroken millenials and boomers who watched it on toonami way back then

I don’t understand how this is supposed to work.

>>713006312
Just realized Diddy is keeping Dixie seated with his tail, cute

>>713007890
it's all part of Rosalina's yandere plan to keep him for herself

>>713007762
If it means updating Pauline's Dash Food costumes, sign me the fuck up.

>>713007826
do you think they tacked on the pants after everyone assumed the dress continues normally?
it looks like a rushed last minute design change.

>>713007762
Did we really need to see her barefoot? Come on Nintendo.

>>713004269
no fuck off and die

>>713007974
Maybe Pauline isn't actually tall and the Pauline we know is actually Pauline + super mushroom?

>>713008020
Sure she will probably get a few more only to be mogged by the 9 costumes loline will get in mk world

>>713007873
There' never an actual reason to use the advanced tech in Odyssey.
BOTW and TOTK have pathetic attempts at design that are easily broken and bypassed.

You've already been proven wrong countless times. Modern nintendo can't into design.

where the fuck is the loline

>>713007762
A third game in the Pauline trilogy is on the way which will be a team-up between Mario and DK.

>>713007826
BUILT

>>713006826
god she looks like a fuckin jimmy neutron character. Cindy Vortex looking ass

>>713008231
Why do you post this nonsense all day?

>Void Kong says “Come back to me Pauline”
Hmmmmm

>>713001859
>Was Pauline like 1 when Kranky kidnapped her?
Based cranky ooouhhhh

>>713008108
Imagine the internet discourse if she's still 13 but just posing as an adult

>>713008365
timestamp?

>>712999062
>Pauline is now a DK Character
>DK character
Stanley

>>713008231
what do you mean "modern nintendo", it's been like that since 3D mario was a thing
You can easily beat 64 without anything but regular jumping, mostly the same for sunshine which is even easier with the hover nozzle
And 3D zelda's difficulty was always on the level of "put the square peg in the square hole" or "hit the glowing weak point for massive damage"

>>713007762
>teen
too old

>>713005575
Cause a zebra springint on two legs while still having hooves is funny

>>713007674
>The nips don't give a fuck about dragon ball.

>>713008041
No it doesn't

>>713006312
They look so fucking weird next to DK now, should've tweaked them as well

>>713007762
Please let them keep bringing up this version of Pauline as much as they want.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe an adult Pauline has to help a Donkey Kong Jr who just hatched out of an egg return to the underground

>>712993090 (OP)
So, is Pauline a homeless girl in the human world? Her clothes are in tatters and she has no shoes.

>>713007774
westoids and nufags completely ignores the fact that loli is more about moe type than age.
you can have a 15-16 yo loli the same way you can have a 700 yo being one as long as she follow the loli rules
that's why people everyone consider someone like Kirin from Gakusen Toshi a loli but don't consider someone like Edna from Zestiria one. one fits the type, the other don't.

>>713008007
Fossilized skeleton K.Rool would be indescribably kino

>>713007674
>The nips don't give a fuck about dragon ball.
Anon they give so much of a fuck about it that the JSL signing of it, rather than being "Dragon" + "Ball", is instead doing a kamehameha motion

>>713008289
based

>>713008868
Wouldn't make sense since this is a prequel

>>712993090 (OP)
>the way she grabbed the mic

She is not pauline. The rock just took her shape

>>713008934
Isn't the only other similar thing being the gesture for Spider-Man is his web shooting motion

>retards will still insist this isn't the Odyssey team
We're not getting 3D Mario for a bit, you just have to accept that.

>>712993090 (OP)
Looks fun

>>713009110
If we'd get more Odyssey, then I'm okay with no 3D Mario

>>712997726
Damn, that's bananas

>>713009001
It's a nintendo platformer, only redditors actually care about the fucking story

>>713008405
StanleyGODS.....I kneel.......

>>713002410
That trope being corruption.

>>713009065
I think that's correct, yes. I had to learn a bit about foreign sing languages part of an honor's assignment for a language course at my college so my knowledge is comprehensive, though.

>>713008231
Do you guys think you'll ever stop crying about BOTW and TOTK? Jesus motherfucking Christ, every single day. Get the fuck over it.

Look at that trophy.

>>713002770
It would be dishonoraburu without first getting the bananas back, with interest.

>>713009348
>>713009065
meant my knowledge ISN'T comprehensive, whoops

Why did they give the eels eyelashes and luscious lips

>>713009392
>porn child
When did Nintendo became so based?

>>713008231
That’s what the balloon fetish is for

>>713001327
Gameplay progression. Just a way to not have her powers at the start without making her feel useless without DK.

>>713006612
import the Japanese version, retard

>>713008068
gay gay faggot gay

>>712999591
K Rool will be the final ancient and DK will get a Crocodile form.

>>713008271
Where the fuck is the lewds of DK using her like a disposable onahole?

>>713001115
no way he's that much of an "tourist oldfag" he probably joined /v/ in 2020 during the lockdown.

>>713007890
>Bowser took Peach
Never happened. At least Peach kisses Mario, Bowser gets squat.

>>713009392
>it's made out of gold
So I can illegally run in, smash the trophy to bits, grab the gold and go shopping with the scraps?

>>713002097
all NSFW artists/ lolis and you were a mistake that needs to fade out of existence
>>713007065
anon that movie is awesome stfu before you lose your kneecaps

I'm surprised it's been this long and zero new art of her from all of this.

>>713008231
>There' never an actual reason to use the advanced tech in Odyssey.
What do you win by being a basic bitch?
It's less engaging -and- everything takes much longer.

>>713007917
Good lord, something is not right at Donkey Kong's place!

>>713010095
>it's good because you don't have to engage with the game on its own terms
this is literally flying over the stage in SMB and saying it's fine

>>713009595
I'm not japanese.
how about I just don't buy the game. if I'm going to have my ears violated and suffer cringe overload.
If I can't even play this shit in front of people any more then fuck nintendo.

>>712995353
You have to be retarded if you're watching a direct and expecting not to get spoiled. Just dont watch it

>>713009894
>bowser was officially portrayed as transphobic
Nintendo used to actually be based.

>>713003431
Wait are these the in-game purchases?

>>713010223
>I'm not japanese
So what?
Read a book

>>713009989
>that movie is awesome
the writing and voice acting is. the CG is trash.

>>713010219
>Its shit because im not being forced to engage with the game with its own terms.

I played and finished oddysey, i know i dont have the skills to be able to use advanced techs, but even so i know for a fact those are awesome, and its good that the game is allowing you to use them.

D K!

>>712997726
>giga nigga kong
>ostrich kong
>zebra kong
missing a elephant or a crocodile transformation would have also been great

>>713010530
slampig

>>713010336
They're like Crazy Cap in Odyssey, not paid DLC. Just costumes you can buy with collectables.

>>712997726
is this a JoJo reference?

>>713007836
>pubescent
>a so called ''loli''

>>713010530
Cringe

>>713003431
You know what's fucking stupid about this?
A lot of it the shopping is padded with color swaps.

Mario didn't have to resort to cheating to pad his list.

>>713007890
Tatanga took Daisy, anon.

>>713010379
the CG is better than hoodwink 2 animation tho ):

>>713010530
Seriously though are the colors intentionally Krocodile Kore?

>>713010095
You can't argue with people who don't have one single original thought as >>713010219 portrays adequately. Games that want you to play them are utterly lost to them. Without a marker and clearly defined boundaries those "people" are utterly unable to complete a game.

>>713011157
>dude just make your own fun
not my job, that's why we have game designers

DK's bbc

>>713002034
You brought this upon yourself
had you said nothing, this wouldn't have happened, happy now?

>>713007890
>Luigi took Daisy
Daisy is Mario's sloppy seconds.

>>713011376
KYS

>>713010749
To be fair Mario’s clothes didn’t give stats requiring optimizing for each level