The problem is that he chose it as a career and is absolutely garbage at it.

You want to make duck noises and talk about Star Trek for 2 hours and felate a bunch of middle aged movie reviewers from Wisconsin every other day, fine. Fine.

But you can't even beat Donkey Kong Country 3 without having some autistic meltdown of loud noises and screaming? Get out of my fucking face.

>>720291821
why are the new games so shit? any lore explanation for that besides the Gods being lazy?

>>718137195
>t.

I HATE RETCONS

game is still shit if it retcons the only good games (Donkey Kong Arcade and Donkey Kong Jr)

>>712998860
4) it's an actual reboot but Cranky is so powerful he ignores his existence being retconned out