Thread 718137023

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This is how I remember Donkey Kong.

>>718137080
Same, bro. Blocky sprites, janky jumps, Mario still going by Jumpman, and that damn hammer music stuck in my head forever. Simpler times, pure arcade rage.

>>718137023 (OP)
OH BANANANANANANANANANA

>>718137023 (OP)
this is the beginning of the end for nintendo.

>>718137219
GIVE ME A BUNDLE OF BANANANANANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCjNJDNzw8Y

>>718137023 (OP)
i-is that a KIDS GAME being SILLY
GRAAAAH they RUINED Donkey Kong (hasn't played a dk game ever, only exposure to dk is mario kart and the rap being memed)

Let it go marketers

Now that its been a month, whats the /v/erdict on Bananza?

damn... dk lookin kinda zesty here

>>718137023 (OP)
OHHHHHHH TRANANA

>>718137517
10/10
I feel bad for poorfags that can't experience this masterpiece first hand it's so much fun

>>718137517
Bretty good/10, destruction mechanics are well used thanks to clever level design, but it gets a bit samey around the halfway mark. Most bosses are pretty trivial outside of the final boss being a sudden difficulty spike. Its carried hard by a lot of soulful details in its animation and art direction.

Overall a 7/10 with a 11/10 finale that pushes it into 8/10

>>718137280
>beginning of the end
sure.
ive accepted that all the cool franchises from the 2000s will never simply bow out with dignity.
>simpsons, family guy, South Park will be around in 2100
>Nintendo will be rich enough to always scam their audience now

I dont mean in a dystopian sci fi way. I mean as in how Mickey Mouse and Tom and Jerry never actually had a formal ending.

AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is DK smarter than the average /v/ user?

>>718137656
kwab

>>718137656
>beats the shit out of the fatass croc

>>718137656
voidbros...

>>718137656
>Got spoiled on the twist thanks to a YT thumbnail

Behead all YTers desu, this shit was kino

This is how I remember Donkey Kong. https://youtu.be/UtGL5yKdSCk?feature=shared

>>718137517
Odyssey but better pretty much and I love Odyssey.

>>718137656
At least he had a fun fight before getting blasted.

>>718137517
I'm kind of shocked we even got it desu - I was a huge DK64 fan as a kid so the idea of there being a new 3D Donkey Kong is fucking surreal - Whats amazing is that in a lot of ways it actually feels like a proper sequel to 64 except this time there's a solid core mechanic around collecting Golden Bananas

>>718138129
I'm surprised about all the references to 64 in this.

>>718138252
>OH BANANA
>DK Rap
>Battle Arenas but better
>The overall focus on collecting
>K.Rools Leitmotif and boxing arena

Never thought I'd live to see it but fuck it, I'm glad

>>718137023 (OP)
I liked this part
He was trying to comfort and calm down rock Pauline

>>718138448
Don't forget about the rambi theme remix, DK doing a dance move from the DK Rap during the bananza learning scenes, and the reference to crystal coconuts and explosive oranges.

>>718138784
>References to crystal coconuts and explosive oranges

Where were these?

>>718137023 (OP)
kino
nintendo does it again

>>718138818
Quiztone in the resort layer mentions them after answering the question about which fruit wasn't on the layer, which was coconuts.

>>718137517
11/10, one of the best 3D platformers ever made. They really learned from Odyssey.

>>718137517
9/10, just because the beginning isn't anywhere near as good as the later parts of the game. Lagoon is a fine layer to start on, but then immediately pivoting to the filler Hilltop and then the large Canyon, which has no giraffe inhabitants and only Fractones is pretty lame. Once you hit Forest and Freezer the game really starts to ramp up, and subsequent levels get better and better. The Feast layer is a phenomenal layer, love it, and the end parts are so damn good they make up for the slow start of the game.

Also it's really nice how despite having more bananas than Odyssey had moons, the bananas don't feel wasted because you both don't need them and they directly contribute to your skill points, so collecting them always feels worth it, and you need ALL of them to max out your skills in the end. A collectathon done right.

>>718137517
$70 tech demo/10
Apparently getting to the canyon level in 3 hours while playing casually means I speed ran the game. I can’t wait to play it for another hour and accidentally get the credits. Best $70 ever spent because my friends at Nintendo had a chance to sell me a demo for premium price.

>>718139336
The canyon level as in the 3rd level? As in barely 15% of the game?

>>718139438
See now this makes me confused.
Some tendies were telling me I was speedrunning the game by being that far in at only 3 hours but now you’re saying that’s not the case.

>>718139591
Western desert aesthetic, mining and smokestacks, giraffe theming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yis9BYEx5E&list=RD1yis9BYEx5E&start_radio=1

>WE'RE BREAKING THROUGH
>RIGHT TO THE CORE
>NO STOPPING US

>>718141346
>that reprise of the Kong Bananza's "NANA NANA NAA NAA NAAAAAAAAA"
This song is so goddamn good.

>>718141837
>NANA NANA NAA NAA NAAAAAAAAA
>HO HA HO HO HO HA

This shit shouldn't go as hard as it does

Bananza songs
Kong>Zebra>Ostrich>Elephant>Snake

>>718139591
maybe you should just play the fucking game instead of looking for things to get mad about

>>718137195
>t.

>>718137023 (OP)
goofy ahh monkey

>>718139438
tbf 1hr per layer is pretty rushy

Shakey shakey body!

>>718137517
It's pretty good, but FUCK lava and thorns.

>>718137023 (OP)
grown ass man be playing this shit baka

>>718137023 (OP)
he looks exactly like this gay teen I've seen on spankbang, he had the same eyes and shit

>>718143346
Why didn't they give him more rants?
Him doing a unique rant per layer woulda been funny.

>>718143558
Fuck that one Banana on the jungle layer about breaking 30.000m^3 of Thorns

Do you think K. Rool will come back for the eventual next addition to the series or was this Nintendo's way of giving him a proper sendoff after locking him away in gay baby jail for 20 years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJc2ZKMQWQ
The only reason I hate that we don't have hax/emulation is because we can no longer get direct file rips of music
>no bananza variations of this because they're not in the music player
This whole section was fucking kino though
>Aquatic Ambience followed by Jump Up Super Star

>>718137656
ENTER

>game about digging and mining
>no Life in the Mines
>no Mining Melencholy

>>718137023 (OP)
It's the tongue. Seeing the tongue makes it way too weird. Is he sucking a dick or whistling. If that animation went through with 0 tongue viability it wouldn't feel like it does.

>>718144471
4 u anon

OHHH TRANSANA

>main mechanic is Pauline makes things pop by yelling UUUUOOOOOOHHH
what did nintendo mean by this?

>>718137517
I haven't been playing for a month but it's fantastic

>>718143556
I cannot play any more casually than I already am. How fucking short is this game for non cock-sucking tendies?

So whats your headcanon on Pauline since the game does fuck all to explain it

I'm going with her being the granddaughter of the OG Pauline from DK Arcade similar to how DK is the grandson of Cranky

>>718137023 (OP)
Why does everyone in this game have dick sucking lips?

>>718137517
extremely mediocre
they ruined DK's character by trying to make him into an obnoxious pixar protagonist
most of the gameplay is even more braindead than 64 and seems tuned specifically to appeal to adhd zoomoids
I can't even complain about the rpg skill tree trope because it barely matters
destructible environment is neat but completely hollow and cheap without physics

>>718146450
beat it in 30 hours while playing casually and getting everything I could, so pretty long I guess

>>718147219
to make it relatable to players

>>718147219
>Why does everyone in this game have dick sucking lips?
>he didnt get the secret ending

>>718143346
Mono tarado
Vas a ser tocado

>>718137517
by the way, >>718147416 didnt play the game
All of these complaints are not only surface level and sloppy, but arent even really true beyond the first world as shown in the trailers.

games got plenty of good designed challenges, and of course, even when and if theres some baby mode cheese, you control the buttons you press.
I dont peddle ecelebs much, but dunkey pretty much captures the feel of the game.

if fun, you remember FUN games?

>>718147590
oh, banana

>>718148030
>oh, banana

>>718147774
>didnt play the game
I wish