/DKB/ DONKEY KONG BANANZA GENERAL
leak edition
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:20:48 AM
No.715405468
>>715405585
>>715405397 (OP)
Getting started, AMA
Post your face when K Rool got leaked
mate youre supposed to use the spoiler tags for hot porno pics
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:21:25 AM
No.715405505
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:21:41 AM
No.715405519
>>715407396
K.Rool gods, report in.
Promise me this /v/
You will NEVER EVER say Nintendo, Miyamoto, etc hates Rare
That said, so will Retro's new DKC (if they do make one) have Kremlings?/spoiler]
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:21:53 AM
No.715405532
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:22:08 AM
No.715405546
>>715405841
>>715405413
>Void screams βKAAAAAY ROOOOOOOLβ
>post yfw K. Rool goes βBULL BANANZAβ
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:22:08 AM
No.715405547
>>715405702
>>715405781
Diddy?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:22:11 AM
No.715405553
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:22:38 AM
No.715405585
>>715405468
all I see is stupid jeff dunhams stupid puppet when I see that fucking face
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:02 AM
No.715405614
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:10 AM
No.715405621
>>715405486
This is making me cum, does that count
HE'S IN
7/14/2025, 4:23:16 AM
No.715405632
IT'S GREAT TO BE A KING
I SEEM TO HAVE A KNACK
FOR TAKING EVERYTHING I WANT
AND GIVING NOTHING BACK
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:24 AM
No.715405638
>>715405529
Shiggy's too busy with the parks and over seeing the movies. Only way they were able to get away with this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:30 AM
No.715405647
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:31 AM
No.715405650
>>715405397 (OP)
Why is there a tab above the screenshot?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:35 AM
No.715405652
>>715405712
>>715405510
I'm not gonna deny that but still I don't think Microsoft has this weird vendetta toward Rare's legacy as much as people say they do.
Everwild's cancellation is tragic sure but the game seemed to be going nowhere.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:45 AM
No.715405662
>>715412872
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:50 AM
No.715405668
>>715405529
I kneel MiyaCHAD
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:02 AM
No.715405675
>>715406601
K. Rool is going to team up with DK for the final boss. Screenshot this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:21 AM
No.715405702
>>715405547
he was in the Bananza Direct alongside Dixie
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:27 AM
No.715405706
>>715405481
I unironically shed a single tear
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:37 AM
No.715405712
>>715406082
>>715407323
>>715405652
If anything it feels like the problem with Rare has been Microsoft giving them too much freedom a lot of the time
Is David Wise involved in anyway? I hope they can create another 10/10 King K Rool boss battle song desu.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:50 AM
No.715405727
>>715405529
Itβll have the tikis, snowmads, and kremlings and bring back the tag team mechanic from the original snes games but let you have three kongs instead of just two, the name will be dkc triple trouble
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:18 AM
No.715405754
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:33 AM
No.715405765
>>715405714
He is not involved in the game. However, old music is being used.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:41 AM
No.715405771
>>715407396
>yfw you were here
I ALWAYS BELIEVED
THE RETURN OF THE KING
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:43 AM
No.715405772
>>715405714
Both Wise and Kirkhope have said they're not involved. They could be doing LE EPIC FAKEOUT but I wouldn't get your hopes for it
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:57 AM
No.715405781
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:00 AM
No.715405784
>>715411154
game is still shit if it retcons the only good games (Donkey Kong Arcade and Donkey Kong Jr)
>>715405397 (OP)
Same person who's been sharing pics from DKVine circles. No pics yet, but K. Rool does get a boss fight
>Bull outfit
>Bull ring on the gem
>He has his kopterpack
>Boss fight is a medley that has Gangplank Galleon and Crocodile Cacophony
> You have to crack his belly
Y'all aren't ready.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:03 AM
No.715405790
>>715405454
He was the one who vetoed the Kremlings from returning in Returns and Tropical Freeze, and he's also a director on Super Nintendo World, so it doesn't take a genius to piece together why the DK theme park had no Kremlings or K. Rool in it.
But honestly at this point, it's over for him. Nintendo's PREMIUM EPD team has decided to finally bring them back. The fans won in the end over contrarian nonsense. No one can definitively say anything else about this, that's it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:30 AM
No.715405820
>>715405397 (OP)
I refuse to believe this until somebody posts a FUCKING webm. POST A WEBM. DO IT NOW!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:35 AM
No.715405828
I'm happy he's back
I'm happy they're back
But is it wrong that I'm probably happier for seeing this tired discourse over the Kremlings finally end?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:46 AM
No.715405841
>>715405546
If we are going African animals for the Bananza though, it would be WILDEBEAST. I can already hear the laugh though.
https://youtu.be/kudhQjkr1Vg
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:48 AM
No.715405843
>>715405714
If he had involvement they'd probably have announced it up front like they did for Tropical Freeze.
HE'S IN
7/14/2025, 4:26:56 AM
No.715405848
:)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:06 AM
No.715405861
>>715405481
Until I see gameplay, nothing ever happens
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:36 AM
No.715405887
>>715405932
>>715405942
>>715405786
Does he play a role in the plot?
Do they show up out of nowhere like Ganon in Zelda games?
Are they connected to Void Co?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:37 AM
No.715405889
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:53 AM
No.715405909
>>715405786
I hope they call it Gangplank Cacophony.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:59 AM
No.715405913
Don't play with my heart
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:21 AM
No.715405927
SHOW THE NEW BANANZAS, THE REMAINING LAYERS AND SOME BOSSES DKVINE LEAK DISCORD, I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:24 AM
No.715405932
>>715405887
Everything I'm sharing is all I know. I'm literally getting this second hand from someone else who's getting it second hand. I want WEBM's as badly as y'all.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:33 AM
No.715405942
>>715405887
He is Void Kong
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:45 AM
No.715405953
>>715405786
>Bull outfit
Isn't that just the journey to the West theory stuff or was it actually right?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:00 AM
No.715405971
>>715405481
For once I'm excited for a new nintendo game
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:11 AM
No.715405981
>>715405998
>>715406053
Do we know when the embargo drops?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:26 AM
No.715405998
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:44 AM
No.715406012
>>715406162
Reposting this
>K. Rool was the one piece of Rareware that Nintendo owned outside of Diddy and everything else they created
>Every attempt at creating a new DK villain has flopped or didn't stick
>Retro's DK games were good, but they lacked the charm that Rare's games had, K. Rool being one of them, changing his appearance and attire every time
>He's a much bigger guy to DK's big guy, a rareexample where the protagonist is usually smaller or average sized
>Smash Bros. brings in everyone from the video game corner, moreso since 2014, having K. Rool as a newcomer would showcase what he's all about
>August 2018 did just that; everyone realized what the big deal was despite his lack of relevancy or lacking a game to promote, he just popped up and made his mark
tl;dr fuck Nintendo for letting DK rot, the fans who voted for him in the Smash Ballot (Myself included) potentially saved the IP, it took a little longer than it should have.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:59 AM
No.715406027
>>715406150
>>715405786
Then this has to be a sequel.
We're almost there.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:30:01 AM
No.715406030
>>715406158
>>715405786
Can you mute Pauline?
>game isn't out
>"uhhhhh the timeline? is this a retcon?"
Can't people just wait?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:30:32 AM
No.715406053
>>715405981
Implicitly Thursday since Nintendo doesn't seem to be sending review copies anymore.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:31:06 AM
No.715406082
>>715405712
Yeah sure but at the same time when people are given things they don't want to work on, they leave.
I want to say Rare should try a "Come up with an idea, see if we have an old IP that'd fit with it, make a new IP if there's no option" approach like what EPD does but Nuts & Bolts' reputation still hasn't been eased
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:31:13 AM
No.715406090
>>715407136
>>715406051
>wait
I'm not playing it until a switch 2 emulator is out anyway
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:32:16 AM
No.715406147
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:32:20 AM
No.715406150
>>715406258
>>715406027
It's confirmed a prequel to Odyssey
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:32:28 AM
No.715406158
>>715406030
idk, but is true mori voices her here?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:32:34 AM
No.715406162
>>715406336
>>715406012
>and everything else they created
Yeah like the other Kremlings like Krunch, other Kongs, DK enemies, other DK npcs, the Star Fox Adventures cast, etc
I don't think K Rool should be isolated here
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:33:24 AM
No.715406210
>>715406314
>THE AMIIBO DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:33:30 AM
No.715406214
>>715406051
I still think it's gonna be a Midna thing where Pauline was cursed.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:33:56 AM
No.715406248
Im happy Sakurai used him in Smash and announced his return in that trailer. They wanted King K Rool as a secret boss in tropical freeze, happy they went for the smash route.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:34:01 AM
No.715406258
>>715406150
Right, a prequel to Odyssey, and a sequel to the DKC/64 games.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:34:45 AM
No.715406314
>>715406210
The funny thing is, it didnβt. K. Rool is completely unrelated to it lol.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:34:48 AM
No.715406319
If this is a prequel and he has a tail, someone will chop it off in this game then?
Either Void Kong or DK will do it?
>homage to donkey kong doesn't have mario
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:34:55 AM
No.715406329
>>715406278
yeah its real, game over. its not ai
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:35:05 AM
No.715406336
>>715406382
>>715406561
>>715406162
They're not going to use the enemies from DKC2, DKC3, 64 and especially not the Dinosaur Planet elements anytime. Krystal's last appearance was in 2006. Within the context of Donkey Kong, K. Rool is the main focus. They've have Kremlings but no K. Rool in a few games.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:35:07 AM
No.715406337
i still dont fucking believe this
it's an elaborate fake invented to spite me specifically
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:01 AM
No.715406382
>>715406425
>>715406652
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:07 AM
No.715406390
>>715406425
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:18 AM
No.715406402
>>715406632
>>715406662
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:20 AM
No.715406407
>>715406504
>>715406278
>K. Rool hired some monkeys to kidnap cunny Pauline and have her sing for him
What the fuck did K Rool mean by this
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:25 AM
No.715406409
>>715406327
Youβll see him in the post game, probably new donk city
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:29 AM
No.715406412
>>715406623
>>715406628
>>715405397 (OP)
>mess around with his Smash model for 5 minutes in SFM
>call it a "leak"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:32 AM
No.715406417
>>715406327
damn, i thought they were gonna refrence this design.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:40 AM
No.715406425
>>715406390
Cope and seethe, faggot
>>715406382
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:52 AM
No.715406440
So Void Kong was actually his disguise all along? Holy shit.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:52 AM
No.715406441
So were Void Co tricked into releasing him and reviving the Kremlings or something?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:04 AM
No.715406460
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:15 AM
No.715406467
>>715406278
>Pauline sings to "Wake up" the Root and get her wish before Void Kong can, but it turns out the Root was holding the remains of King K. Rool this whole time.
>Once he gets released, the Kremlings, Zinger, Crocktopus, Army and all the rest are now FREE
FUCK, we got played boys.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:38 AM
No.715406480
K Rool stealin them bananas again
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:53 AM
No.715406498
>>715406564
>>715406278
Ok so K Rool and the Kremlings got sealed inside the root of the earth somehow and everyone was tricked into freeing them.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:56 AM
No.715406504
>>715406407
K.Rool hired them to kidnap Pauline so Mario would show up and beat DK's ass, he's the only guy that apparently has been able to do so.
playable in Mario Kart World next
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:30 AM
No.715406540
>>715412023
>k. rool is the final boss of what will probably become the best selling donkey kong game ever
>k. rool is never leaving smash
>k. rool gets added to mario kart world
>becomes mario sports mainstay
>k. rool is the villain of the donkey kong movie
>official k. rool merch
We fucking won
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:39 AM
No.715406553
>>715407969
>>715405714
lol we're talking about the laziest and most greedy company in the world so of course there is no new music and all they do is just remaking old songs which makes zero sense as this new wokey kong has NOTHING to do with the old chad DK
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:41 AM
No.715406554
>>715407989
Is it true?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:47 AM
No.715406561
>>715406652
>>715406336
There's been several games that had K.Rool in them since Rare left.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:52 AM
No.715406564
>>715406909
>>715406930
>>715406498
But why does K. Rool have his tail then?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:54 AM
No.715406565
>>715406681
>>715405397 (OP)
he looks really good in this game
i wanna drag my hand across his skin
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:36 AM
No.715406601
>>715406775
>>715405675
>Teams up with DK
>Beat the big bad
>Afterwards get a scene with DK relaxing peacefully with Pauline on a beach
>Credits start to roll; scenes of the different levels show
>Shows the first time you meet K. Rool
>K. Rool fucking reaches into the credits and tears them apart
>Have to fight K. Rool in the after credits
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:41 AM
No.715406612
leaking shit is so unhype , completely ruined. It would've been better to encounter mini pauline and k.rool ingame, trannies gonna tranny i guess
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:48 AM
No.715406621
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:49 AM
No.715406623
>>715406715
>>715406412
>Smash model
That ain't his Smash model, bro.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:51 AM
No.715406628
>>715406412
it literally looks nothing like
>>715405714
just look at this face and the size of his scales
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:54 AM
No.715406632
>>715406402
Fuck Hackurai making me wait almost 2 decades while he wanked off his precious Fire Emblem. K Rool should've been Brawl at the latest
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:00 AM
No.715406638
Why does the timeline matter? who the fuck cares about DK lore lmao
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:01 AM
No.715406641
>>715406737
K.rool is like if bowser was actually evil
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:03 AM
No.715406643
>>715406534
If this is true I am fucking living on DK Island. Just gonna drive around aimlessly as Funky Kong all day.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:08 AM
No.715406652
>>715406826
>>715406382
?
>>715406561
I'm talking the Mario spin-offs, mainly Power Tennis and the first two Strikers games. It was pretty odd to have the Kritters and Klaptraps, but no K. Rool. Klaptraps were even in Mario Party, I just found that out recently.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:18 AM
No.715406662
>>715406807
>>715406402
God, this was the fucking peak of Ultimate hype. The reveal of EVERYONE IS HERE, then Ridley, then Simon, then K. Rool made my brain melt at the time. Rool especially felt like the final piece of the puzzle clicking into place.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:35 AM
No.715406679
Nintendo should make a new character called Chuddy Kong
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:37 AM
No.715406681
>>715406565
Its called Scute.
Are anons excited for the expand dong movie that got confirmed recently?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:06 AM
No.715406715
>>715406623
All the subtle differences from the Smash model is what sells me on this. Theyβre too subtle and purposeful to be AI fucking up and if someone wanted to make a fake theyβd just grab the Smash model.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:18 AM
No.715406726
>>715406767
>>715405397 (OP)
He'll turn into the skeleton leak and die so Nintendo can bury Rareslop for good
This is his send-off
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:30 AM
No.715406737
>>715406641
More like he's unbelievably petty while Bowser is really thirsty.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:47 AM
No.715406754
>>715406823
>>715407282
>>715405397 (OP)
Now asspull the crocodile isle back
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:56 AM
No.715406767
>>715406726
But he has his tail.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:58 AM
No.715406770
>>715406686
Yes, because K.Rool will be in it.
Voiced by Pedro Pascal.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:04 AM
No.715406775
>>715406601
Yup, got to have a fake out. Also, remember guys, 101%. Got to get ALL the collectables for the TRUE ending.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:06 AM
No.715406781
>>715407489
>>715406686
Depends entirely on the K. Rool casting. If they pick someone good, regardless of anything else, itβll be worth the price of admission.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:08 AM
No.715406784
>>715406847
K Rool used to be scary
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:21 AM
No.715406797
>Be a Kremlingfag
>Also a de-agefag
Gonna go 2-0 in a few hours lol
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:28 AM
No.715406801
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:33 AM
No.715406807
>>715406662
If you're blinded by the nostalgia of mediocre games when you were stupid and small, sure it's "peak"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:37 AM
No.715406812
>>715409532
>>715406686
>Seth Rogen as DK
>Fred Armisen as Cranky
"No"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:53 AM
No.715406823
>>715406754
lookin' good!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:57 AM
No.715406826
>>715406963
>>715406967
>>715406652
K.Rool was in Mario Super Sluggers. He was even given an aztec theme in it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:43:17 AM
No.715406847
>>715406784
No, you used to be a kid. He was always a goofy cartoon villain.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:43:36 AM
No.715406869
>>715406534
this is bullshit but I want to believe
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:43:37 AM
No.715406870
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:12 AM
No.715406909
>>715406564
a very simple explanation
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:13 AM
No.715406910
>>715408307
>>715406686
Not really because Seth Rogan + Illumination sounds completely uninteresting to me but at the same time I won't lie and say that I kind of want them to do a musical with K. Rool being voiced by someone who sounds like his DKC TV voice actor
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:17 AM
No.715406915
>>715407000
>>715405481
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN
LINK ME THE THREAD
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:22 AM
No.715406921
>>715406990
>>715407168
>>715405397 (OP)
>tendie brainlets falling for this
hilarious
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:32 AM
No.715406930
>>715407028
>>715406564
It was fixed by bananium magic or whatever.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:51 AM
No.715406947
>>715407096
>>715407206
>>715406534
>Link and Zelda
I swear to god they better not be the botw or totk versions.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:06 AM
No.715406963
>>715406826
I know that anon, I'm talking the games where the Kritters and Klaptraps were present, but not him. When the Kritters appeared there, he was present too.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:07 AM
No.715406967
>>715406826
>All those Kongs
Now we're lucky if Diddy gets included.
>>715406534
While I definitely love more DK reps in Mario Kart, FUCK the Nintendo crossover characters. There's plenty of Mario characters who still haven't gotten in yet, like everybody from Luigi's Mansion, Wario Land/Ware, and Paper Mario.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:22 AM
No.715406990
>>715406921
Dr. E.
You must stop this at once.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:27 AM
No.715407000
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:29 AM
No.715407001
>>715406534
> Implying Switch 2 games have been datamined
>>715406534
There was just an interview where the producer talked at length about why they weren't including other Nintendo properties in World. This shit isn't happening.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:47 AM
No.715407015
>>715407157
>>715407175
Clancy Brown as K. Rool in the movie, Y/N?
just realized that i've played every single mainline donkey kong game and i still don't know why the fuck k. rool stole all those bananas
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:58 AM
No.715407028
>>715406930
Or maybe we're going to grab onto it like we would with Bowser.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:46:06 AM
No.715407037
>>715407121
>>715407340
How the fuck has nobody posted a webm yet. Get those fags in the DKvine discord to record a fucking video.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:46:31 AM
No.715407064
>>715406686
eh, i really hate how seth fagen voices dk
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:46:53 AM
No.715407084
>>715406534
>Nintendo or Smash kart garbage
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:46:53 AM
No.715407086
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:46:59 AM
No.715407090
OH
BANANA
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:01 AM
No.715407096
>>715407145
>>715406947
I doubt it, I think theyβre about ready to move past those incarnations. Probably a more classic look for them if anything.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:04 AM
No.715407103
>>715407168
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:09 AM
No.715407108
>>715407019
This game is the answer to everything. Let Nintendo cook
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:14 AM
No.715407116
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:19 AM
No.715407121
>>715407037
I noticed on Baidu, that the leaker is in the United States.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:36 AM
No.715407136
>>715406090
Truly the Must Wait race.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:45 AM
No.715407145
>>715407096
They just rereleased Botw and Totk on Switch 2, I'm pretty sure they're gonna milk that era for a bit longer just like they did for Twilight Princess.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:53 AM
No.715407153
gatornigger status?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:53 AM
No.715407154
>>715407014
Yeah but donkey Kong characters like Diddy or young Pauline could definitely come since they are sorta Mario characters.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:54 AM
No.715407157
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:48:08 AM
No.715407168
>>715407103
>>715406921
nope its real, cant debunk with le ai
>>715406278
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:48:21 AM
No.715407175
>>715407015
Yeah I can see it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:48:47 AM
No.715407203
>>715406686
I am. Donβt really care about whoβs casted but I hope K Rool is still British
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:48:49 AM
No.715407206
>>715406947
>complaining about best girl
strange anon.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:49:15 AM
No.715407225
Actually kinda wanted the final boss to be a Kong. Ah whatever.
Anons should I switch to store pickup instead?
How good is best buy's preorder shipping?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:49:50 AM
No.715407259
>>715407014
He was just referring to the base game.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:49:54 AM
No.715407265
>>715407014
Source? I want to read it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:49:58 AM
No.715407271
>>715407397
>>715407193
Oh dear...
It can run Switch 2 games?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:00 AM
No.715407272
>>715407584
>>715407019
Returns proves that the bananas are a source of power.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:06 AM
No.715407279
>>715407193
yeah bro im emulating it at 120fps 4k right now
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:10 AM
No.715407282
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:22 AM
No.715407294
>>715407193
There's already a Switcht 2 emulator?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:45 AM
No.715407323
>>715405712
>Nintendo celebrates Donkey Kong with a huge emphasis on Rare
>Microsoft cancels Everwild, Perfect Dark, and the remaining people at Rare from the old days leave the company
>On the year Rare turns 40
I don't buy into "Microsoft ruined Rare" discourse but still, that's pretty tragic
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:52 AM
No.715407330
>>715407239
you will not get it on day one unless you pick up in store
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:02 AM
No.715407340
>>715407384
>>715407037
The only confirmed leaker is a chinese guy living in USA, who wont play for at least another hour, and who already told the other chinks he wont stream anything
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:26 AM
No.715407361
>>715407239
They delivered the switch 2 to me day one, but if you want to play it safe, go with store pickup
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:29 AM
No.715407368
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:46 AM
No.715407378
>>715407193
no lol, Ryujinx can't run switch 2 games. ATM we can't even dump them, the console isn't hacked
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:46 AM
No.715407379
>>715407510
If this is fake it's gonna outdo the grinch for me
>>715407340
Then where are we getting the King K. Rool leaks from?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:57 AM
No.715407396
>>715407458
>>715408250
>>715405481
>>715405397 (OP)
>>715405519
>>715405714
>>715405771
Mr. K. Rool. Name is Montgomery Gator but you can call me Monty! I'm a big fan! I even let you beat my ass while playing the whole trilogy!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:58 AM
No.715407397
>>715407497
>>715407271
Switch 1s can recognize Switch 2 games, but can't run them. It stands to reason Ryujinx would be able to at least recognize Switch 2 game and put their info up.
But the system hasn't been hacked. There's no way to dump Switch 2 games yet. So I'm calling this fake.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:03 AM
No.715407402
>>715410894
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:19 AM
No.715407420
>>715405397 (OP)
chat is this real?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:30 AM
No.715407432
zelda is going to the past to the save the princess
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:56 AM
No.715407458
>>715407807
>>715407396
I like Fnaf and Monty though Iβm more of a Roxy guy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:57 AM
No.715407461
>>715407523
>>715407527
>>715407239
But digital. Load times on carts are 50% slower
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:59 AM
No.715407463
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:06 AM
No.715407470
>>715407384
supposedly a DKVine leak discord
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:14 AM
No.715407475
>>715407384
Apparently they're being posted in the private DKvine discord.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:20 AM
No.715407482
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:26 AM
No.715407489
>>715407865
>>715406781
Mark Hamill or Alan Tudyk would be my picks, but I'm gonna guess that Matt Berry will get the role.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:30 AM
No.715407492
>>715407384
Theres none, the only actual new thing we've seen was part of the map of the first area for the 400 layer, and his commentary about being a big area instead of a "Cloud Kingdom" case as someone speculated
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:32 AM
No.715407497
>>715407563
>>715407397
Ok, but why is there a tab above the screenshot of K. Rool in OP's picrel?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:44 AM
No.715407510
>>715407379
If it were coming from somewhere other than DK Vine I'd be a bit more suspicious. DK Vine has too much to lose by making a fake of this magnitude about DK.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:53 AM
No.715407523
>>715407461
We know and donβt care
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:53 AM
No.715407527
>>715407625
>>715407461
I already have zero fucking space on my switch 2 after doing a system transfer
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:19 AM
No.715407563
>>715407595
>>715407497
That's OBS. It means they're recording gameplay, but for some reason we're only getting static screenshots.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:34 AM
No.715407576
It's 100% real. DK vine leaked the existence of this game. We're going home kroc bros
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:40 AM
No.715407584
>>715407019
>Want to conquer a country
>Steal their food
>Their armies are malnourished and yours are fed
It's military 101
>>715407272
The golden bannas in DK64 were, as well
All fans of Gatorfuck von Gatornigger deserve to be brutally executed in front of their families. They are completely delusional to think this ugly green putrid fuck is in any way deserving of a slot in Super Smash Bros. just for showing off his repugnant fat anus on screen in an old ass 16 bit game for 5 minutes tops. If you're a sane individual, you shall agree with me.
Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.
Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.
>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt muh banjo
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:50 AM
No.715407595
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:55:13 AM
No.715407625
>>715407659
>>715407527
Just delete shir you're done with?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:55:16 AM
No.715407631
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:55:39 AM
No.715407657
>>715407594
Why are you here?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:55:41 AM
No.715407659
>>715407893
>>715407625
But what if the servers go down?!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:56:00 AM
No.715407680
>>715407594
God, this post is so nostalgic. This guy got blown the fuck out so hard.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:56:06 AM
No.715407685
>>715407846
>>715407594
>All fans of Gatorfuck von Gatornigger deserve to be brutally executed in front of their families. They are completely delusional to think this ugly green putrid fuck is in any way deserving of a slot in Super Smash Bros. just for showing off his repugnant fat anus on screen in an old ass 16 bit game for 5 minutes tops. If you're a sane individual, you shall agree with me.
>
>Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.
>
>Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.
>
>>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt muh banjo
>Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator
Smash bros is shit. We're talking about REAL games here, pedo.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:56:45 AM
No.715407729
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:56:51 AM
No.715407735
If they actually mix Journey to the Center of the Earth and Journey West with a Godzilla vs. Kong finale this is unironically a 10/10
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:24 AM
No.715407774
>Rare DK gets a lot of love
How much does arcade, Retro, and fuck even Paon get in comparison in this game?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:34 AM
No.715407783
Rare bros....we won
How do the folks at DK Vine make money? They've been doing it for decades and it's a niche of a niche. Can't imagine the site/youtube channel are particularly profitable. Is it just sheer autistic willpower?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:37 AM
No.715407787
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:37 AM
No.715407789
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:54 AM
No.715407807
>>715407458
Understandable me too
>>715407594
I heard you talking SHIT about my KING
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:58:21 AM
No.715407846
>>715407685
Smash saved K. Rool, cope and seethe, faggot.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:58:39 AM
No.715407859
>>715407784
>it's a niche of a niche
Not anymore it ain't.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:58:45 AM
No.715407865
>>715408041
>>715407489
they'll bring in fucking will ferrell because we aren't allowed to have good voice acting, we need names the parents will recognize on the poster
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:58:47 AM
No.715407867
>>715407784
unlike modern internet, DK vine came from a time period where you did it out of passion
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:58:59 AM
No.715407884
>>715407975
>>715407985
Honestly I'm still not over KAOS of all things getting a fossil.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:14 AM
No.715407893
>>715410392
>>715407659
Ask that in 10 years
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:19 AM
No.715407901
>>715407784
Hyle and Chad created a series that won an Emmy, Slick Elvis and Monty. Hyle has his connections.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:28 AM
No.715407908
Gonna to be the longest 4 days for Bananza.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:32 AM
No.715407910
>>715407784
Yes. It's exactly that.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:34 AM
No.715407914
>>715405481
I love you all, DKbros
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:54 AM
No.715407936
>don't have the money to buy a switch 2 right now
>don't wanna pay on installments only for (1) game
This shit sucks
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:20 AM
No.715407964
>>715407784
dedication and autism is a powerful combination
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:24 AM
No.715407968
I might be ready to forgive Nintendo for replacing my boy Diddy Kong with some no-name toddler made to appeal to creepy Jap pedos.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:26 AM
No.715407969
>>715406553
>retarded /v/ fag
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:33 AM
No.715407975
>>715407884
They clearly did it just so they could make the wife's pots and pans joke. Again.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:35 AM
No.715407980
So the kremlings were dead?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:36 AM
No.715407983
>>715405481
Never doubted.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:38 AM
No.715407985
>>715408036
>>715407884
That's what I don't understand though. It doesn't make sense that all of this stuff would be fossils, UNLESS, this is the past, but the Kremlings and stuff come from the future and got sent back to the past. K. Rool stole Mario's time machine
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:39 AM
No.715407989
>>715406554
Crocodiles or kremlins had a lot of personality, and many were hard threats. Even had themes like pollution, flying, swimming, weapons and clothing. I have seen all the trailers and footage from the new Bananza game and for the FUCK of me, i can't even tell you WHOMs't've enemy is besides the main bosses that were featured.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:50 AM
No.715407998
POST
THE
K R O C
R
O
C
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:01:34 AM
No.715408036
>>715407985
this could be a new DK many many years into the future and K Rool and the Kremlings get revived by Void Kong or something
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:01:38 AM
No.715408041
>>715407865
So like Kenneth Brannagh?
so appareantly this is the finale
>Void Kong uses his banana boat thing in a fit of rage to absorb as much of the banandium and the Bull King Elder to transform into a muscular bull version of himself
>DK and K rool team up to defeat him but have trouble
>Pauline transform into an magical girl idol with a banana themed twintail themed hair and banana themed dress
> She uses her singing powers to merge DK and K Rool into Kremlin Bananza to defeat Void Kong
>>715405529
All the Rare love in this game does not absolve Tanabe from his crimes
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:02:35 AM
No.715408104
Do we know how far into the game Krool and Kremlings appear? Are they only end game?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:02:49 AM
No.715408119
>>715408058
I will instantly believe this
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:03:04 AM
No.715408134
>>715408058
Doubt EPD would just run back Odyssey kino
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:03:19 AM
No.715408149
>>715408058
It reminds me of Super Mario Odyssey's finale.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:03:23 AM
No.715408153
>>715408178
>>715405786
Please, don't do this
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:03:26 AM
No.715408158
>>715408058
Void Kong is K.Rool.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:03:40 AM
No.715408178
>>715408153
Too late... we're all in the Banana Zone now. Just accept the rhythm, let the jungle drums guide you, and maybe-just maybe-Pauline will save us through the power of idol pop.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:03:46 AM
No.715408184
>>715408325
>cute daughterfu
>k. rool
goty
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:04:05 AM
No.715408210
>>715410120
If void kong really is k rool whether it be through a disguise or curse, does that mean thereβs a chance poppy kong may end up being krusha or klump
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:04:26 AM
No.715408229
Not believing K Rool till I see a video. It's too good to be true.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:04:34 AM
No.715408239
>>715408201
FUCK YOU CHOPS
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:04:50 AM
No.715408250
>>715407396
pre Monty is better
>>715408094
This, Tanabe's shit ruined DK, Metroid and Paper Mario. He deserves all the ire thrown at him.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:04:58 AM
No.715408261
>>715408283
>>715408201
why the fuck the cow from tropical freeze got a reddit account
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:03 AM
No.715408270
>>715408201
What useless thing to say
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:10 AM
No.715408274
>>715405397 (OP)
>>715405482
I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K ROOL AND KRIMLINGS ARE BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:11 AM
No.715408276
>>715408201
Fuck this faggot I'm glad he got fossilized underground
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:17 AM
No.715408283
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:19 AM
No.715408285
>>715408201
It has to be some variation of Donkey Kong rescuing Pauline. It can't be anything else.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:22 AM
No.715408289
>>715408058
If this is real, I'll buy the switch 2
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:05:42 AM
No.715408307
>>715406910
I would say never ever but the Mario movie took plenty of inspiration from the Super Show and even had the song. It'd be nice if the TV show VAs got some cameo roles like Martinet in the Mario movie
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:06:05 AM
No.715408325
>>715408367
>>715408421
>>715408184
donβt give a shit about shartline but k rool is kino
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:06:38 AM
No.715408350
>>715408495
>Not even a single webm/mp4
Shit is fake as fuck.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:06:53 AM
No.715408367
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:06:54 AM
No.715408369
>>715408435
If the de-age theory is real, what if dk gets de-ged at some point and turns out to be dk jr?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:07:02 AM
No.715408378
>>715406534
>Samus
OH SHIT!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:07:03 AM
No.715408380
>>715408416
>>715408645
>fun looking gameplay
>loli Pauline
>barefoot
>King K Rool and kremlings
If the latter turns out to be legit, I'll immediately rush to grab a Switch 2, if they're in stock.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:07:15 AM
No.715408384
>>715408442
>>715408802
>>715405481
Now it's their turn.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:07:52 AM
No.715408416
>>715408465
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:08:02 AM
No.715408421
>>715408325
>donβt give a shit about shartline
rude
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:08:16 AM
No.715408435
>>715408369
Would contradict Yoshi's Island DS and you don't really want that.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:08:29 AM
No.715408442
>>715408484
>>715408384
A rom on the switch online is the best I can offer
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:08:53 AM
No.715408461
>>715408654
>>715406969
After this, we better get a mother fucking Wario World 2 man and bring back Pirate Pauline here.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:08:53 AM
No.715408462
>>715410182
>>715406534
Can people already rip switch 2 shit? I thought nintendo had it locked down.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:05 AM
No.715408465
>>715408528
>>715408416
thatβs not k rool
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:17 AM
No.715408479
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:24 AM
No.715408484
>>715408442
You can't trick me again, wizard.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:34 AM
No.715408495
>>715408672
>>715408768
>>715408350
There's too much for it to be fake. K. Rool, Kritters, Zingers, Armies, Neckys, those barrel guys I forgot the name of, all with brand new models
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:34 AM
No.715408496
>>715406051
I'd prefer if people just stopped giving a shit about the timeline and continuity of fucking Donkey Kong games. Getting worked up about it the way people have been is retarded beyond measure.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:45 AM
No.715408512
>>715408201
A gangplank galleon remix that will make you cum immediately
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:54 AM
No.715408528
>>715408465
I know, right? Pedos get OUT!!! This is K. Rool Kountry.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:10:09 AM
No.715408547
>>715408201
If the stuff about Bull K. Rool in a boxing ring with a medley of all his boss themes is true
Then yeah
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:10:46 AM
No.715408580
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:10:50 AM
No.715408584
>>715408676
>>715408737
>>715408094
>>715408259
He killed Chibi-Robo too. How can one guy have such a bodycount?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:11 AM
No.715408602
>>715408058
We Dragon Ball now
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:36 AM
No.715408621
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:38 AM
No.715408628
>>715408201
Told you guys this game was going to be GOTY.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:48 AM
No.715408635
>>715408679
I don't know why people care so much about the timeline. You've seen Dragon Ball GT, right? Boom, Pauline gets turned into a kid.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:01 AM
No.715408645
>>715408748
>>715408380
If this is true, no one is beating Nintendo, no one.
>>715406969
>>715408461
Itβd be really nice if Nintendo decided to treat wario the same way theyβre treating dk now. I think pushing each character spinoff series more would only help the mario series become bigger
>>715408495
People said the same thing about the Grinch Leak.
DK Vine has had ages to prepare and make these models in advance.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:44 AM
No.715408676
>>715408759
>>715408094
>>715408259
>>715408584
Nice that fans are learning to blame the right people. Stop putting good old Shiggy in the middle of these fuckeries.
>>715408635
We don't know yet.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:48 AM
No.715408680
>>715408807
>>715405397 (OP)
>>715405482
OoOoOoOoOoH YESSSSSSSSS
>>715405486
Nah he used it well.
>>715405714
David Wise is in too?!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:09 AM
No.715408701
If this is de-aged pauline, then we'll need a new design for older pauline. At least, we'll see her mario kart world appearance. Odyssey pauline is too human proportioned
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:21 AM
No.715408707
>after Jungle Climber, K. Rool and the kremlings traveled underground to search for the planetβs core
>fucking die
>Returns and Dong Freeze happen
>Bananza
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:27 AM
No.715408712
>>715408736
>>715408679
Oh would you fuck off
>>715408672
the grinch leak was a single blurry photo
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:56 AM
No.715408736
>>715408712
I'm down for whatever happens.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:57 AM
No.715408737
>>715408584
Forgot about that too, make it four.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:03 AM
No.715408740
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:07 AM
No.715408747
>>715408672
There's absolutely no way DK Vine would perpetrate a leak like this, they've spent literal decades building credibility and this would destroy it overnight.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:08 AM
No.715408748
>>715409134
>>715409153
>>715408645
I assume it's a relatively small subset of people aged 35-45 who care enough about King K Rool. I'm in that age band, but if you didn't grow up with the DKC trilogy, you might not care.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:10 AM
No.715408749
>>715408672
DK vine isn't going to make fake leaks after 20 years of being honest.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:18 AM
No.715408759
>>715408676
It is funny how 90% of the shit shiggy gets blamed for is actually tanabeβs fault
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:22 AM
No.715408768
>>715408495
Don't forget all the call back levels from the Rare Donkey Kong Country games even the remixed musics from those games. There are just too many signs. Also, Kong vs Godzilla in a city just feels like something Bananza would be inspired by. Turn Donkey Kong into Super Kong Bananza and make K Rool a giant and have them throw down.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:43 AM
No.715408781
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:49 AM
No.715408784
>>715407784
It's one or two guys doing it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:03 AM
No.715408802
>>715408384
God I wish. The Rarecuck will never recover.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:07 AM
No.715408807
>>715408680
>David Wise is in too?!!!
Just remixes of his OG music, he unfortunately. had no participation
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:14 AM
No.715408812
>>715408719
They're just the stupid bees, and I'm just so happy to see them again!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:18 AM
No.715408818
>>715408920
>>715408672
I still don't get how the grinch leak was fake
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:22 AM
No.715408821
>>715408672
there is literally no reason for anyone at DK Vine to fabricate something for a game they've been waiting for over a decade at this point
I know I'm an odd one out here but I really hope that there is some more Paon / Retro stuff. I'm fucking ecstatic that Kremlings are back and I know 95% of the series' worldbuilding was done by Rare but if this is really meant to be Donkey Kong having its Kirby Star Allies / Smash Ultimate moment (aka doing EVERYONE IS HERE) I hope that we can see EVERYONE instead of just this fucker. Bring back the Paon Kremlings too or have some of the penguins as fossils too
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:44 AM
No.715408846
Between bananza and the movie, I canβt believe thereβs a chance k rool will become one of gamingβs biggest villains again
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:46 AM
No.715408849
>>715408259
Yup, it's why I'm not excited for Prime 4 but am excited for the next 2D Metroid from Sakamoto whether its a Super Metroid remake or an indirect Metroid Dread sequel. Hell, I'll take a Samus Returns remaster.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:22 AM
No.715408880
>>715408940
>>715408679
Most fun schizo theory I've seen in a while.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:32 AM
No.715408895
>won't be able to emulate this on ryujinx
it's so over bros
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:39 AM
No.715408905
>>715408836
everyone is welcome
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:50 AM
No.715408912
>>715408946
>>715409309
So-
It's actually Journey into the West?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:59 AM
No.715408920
>>715409719
>>715408818
>we'll never learn the truth behind it because it namedropped a real guy at a real company and if the leaker ever came out he could sue for defamation
It hurts.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:13 AM
No.715408932
>>715408719
which made it more convincing. don't you know how these things work?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:15 AM
No.715408936
>>715408836
Snowmads can come back in a spinoff and Tikis got their recognition at the theme park. It's Kroc Time
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:20 AM
No.715408940
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:28 AM
No.715408946
>>715408991
>>715408912
As much as Odyssey was well, the Odyssey
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:35 AM
No.715408954
>>715408679
>Mario got turned into a little girl
No way...
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:46 AM
No.715408968
>>715409036
Pauline obviously is not de-aged. If you were previously an adult, you would not start talking about dreaming to become a singer. This is a new character.
>>715408654
Honestly, during Iwata's era, I didn't see it happening but now, there's a huge possibility for it, same with Star Fox and F-Zero. Maybe even Earthbound too.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:18:01 AM
No.715408991
>>715408946
Damn.
That's kinda badass.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:18:29 AM
No.715409019
>>715409735
The most important question
will his HONK sound effect be in?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:18:33 AM
No.715409029
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:18:41 AM
No.715409036
>>715409104
>>715409109
>>715408968
It's an Odyssey prequel and will explain why 3D DK was not in Odyssey (
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:18:42 AM
No.715409037
>>715409207
>>715409214
>>715408987
I wanna see starfy come back
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:26 AM
No.715409094
>>715408719
THEY BROUGHT BACK THE BEES! THEY BROUGHT BACK THE FUCKING BEES! HOLY SHIT!!!! STOP IT NINTENDO! MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:32 AM
No.715409095
>>715406534
I hope it's zero suit samus and not just regular samus cause she makes my loins feel funny
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:39 AM
No.715409104
>>715409276
>>715409036
Oh no, he dies at the end.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:41 AM
No.715409107
>>715409190
>we're gonna get the most amazing fucking Gangplank Galleon remix known to mankind as the final boss theme
hold me /v/
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:43 AM
No.715409109
>>715409276
>>715409036
Dkβs gonna get his soul trapped in the 2d pixel plain of existence as seen in odyssey
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:45 AM
No.715409112
>>715409216
>>715409392
My most schizo theory is that Bananza is a heavily retooled version of that "singing RPG" Retro was developing for the Wii U that got leaked a few months ago.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:58 AM
No.715409128
>>715409265
>>715408987
>Earthbound
That's how I can tell you're not an actual fan
>>715408836
I wouldn't mind seeing the Tikis again as generic goons. Definitely not as the main antagonists. The Snowmads would be fun to see show up again. They've got the professor chops to stand as rival-rivals to the Kremlings. (Just give poor Fredrick a glow-up and a personality infusion....)
I'd really like to see some of the Jungle Beat stuff make a comeback. The Tusks, the Boars, the King Kongs, the helibirds, the helper monkeys/Ninjapes.....
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:20:03 AM
No.715409134
>>715408748
There's a new generation of people exposed to K. Rool thanks to Smash plus the DKC games are easily playable, so I think more people will care outside of that age bracket
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:20:27 AM
No.715409153
>>715408748
>you might not care
You will now
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:06 AM
No.715409190
>>715409107
I hope they have a new song. I like gangplank galleon but we don't need it all to be nostalgia
Unless they put vocals on it and have Pauline singing
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:19 AM
No.715409197
>>715406534
I'm calling bullshit. Even Tour didn't have crossover characters which would've been perfect for a mobile game.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:21 AM
No.715409201
>>715408654
>mfw Wario World 2 and it's developed by Treasure again
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:28 AM
No.715409207
>>715409037
Bring it all back, baby. Bring it all back.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:33 AM
No.715409214
>>715409504
>>715408654
>>715408987
>>715409037
How many times must this be said
It's a matter of interest and team availability
Koizumi was the one who pushed for a new Donkey Kong by EPD and he has sentimental reasons for it, he directed Jungle Beat and was Miyamoto's protege
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:33 AM
No.715409216
>>715409278
>>715409365
>>715409112
Mine is that its based on the cancelled 3D Donkey Kong game the Crash N. Sane devs were making that was also going to have Pauline as DK's sidekick
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:53 AM
No.715409232
>>715409368
>>715405481
>crying ashley wojak
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:20 AM
No.715409254
Crocodile Cacophony > Gangplank Galleon
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:27 AM
No.715409264
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:29 AM
No.715409265
>>715409338
>>715409871
>>715409128
>Mother
Happy?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:40 AM
No.715409276
>>715409104
More like he gets separated from Pauline and after he and K Rool destroy Donk City and DK goes home to Kongo Bongo Isle
>>715409109
I accept this too
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:40 AM
No.715409278
>>715409216
I wouldnβt be surprised if itβs cancellation is what spurred them into making bananza
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:43 AM
No.715409282
>>715409129
Why do I never see anyone discussing Jungle Beat in DK threads? That game is so fucking cool.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:46 AM
No.715409284
>>715409349
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:04 AM
No.715409309
>>715408912
Yes. The "Six Eared Macaque" that is Void Kong turned out to indeed be K. Rool in disguise, who uses the power of the Bull Elder that he captured to turn into a Kremling Bull Bananza. Seems that he was cursed to become that little monkey form and needed to get his power back from the Banandium Root (this is why it has K.Rool's golden pot belly). Transforming back also revives all of the Kremling skeletons back into their usual selves.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:09 AM
No.715409318
>>715409129
>WHO WILL STOP THE TRANNY?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:24 AM
No.715409338
>>715409426
>>715409265
He's referring to Mother's status as a series. It's finished. There's no need to continue it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:34 AM
No.715409349
>>715409410
>>715409284
either good guess from that anon or he wasn't the same dude sharing
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:41 AM
No.715409353
>>715408836
I want a game where the tiki's, snowmads, and kremlings are fighting each other around and in DK isle
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:48 AM
No.715409365
>>715409216
Would be pretty cool if this is in Bananza.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:49 AM
No.715409368
>>715409232
I'm still mad at myself for not saving the video of the kid who was mad that K. Rool was in Smash instead of Ashley.
>Ashley was cast aside...FOR THIS???
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:24:21 AM
No.715409392
>>715409112
That's not how game development works and we know Pauline's singing came after the inception to make it a Donkey Kong game period
If this was made right after Odyssey it'd be before Prime 4 got delayed and Harmony got canned
>>715405397 (OP)
He gets a faithful design but DK doesn't?
ok his scales are shit because they're perfectly even squares that don't look like scales but at least he doesn't have feathers.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:24:32 AM
No.715409410
>>715409349
presumably just a good guess, but using the smash moveset is dope, K rool has a fun one
>>715408654
>tfw wario world 2 happens while combining land/ware characters together as a celebration for his character
please let this happen
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:24:44 AM
No.715409419
>>715409129
Wtf was their problem
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:24:50 AM
No.715409425
>>715408672
Really specific gameplay screenshots like this would be touch to fake, especially at this quality.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:24:50 AM
No.715409426
>>715409506
>>715409871
>>715409338
They could reboot it. Remember Earthbound 64?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:24:51 AM
No.715409429
>>715409514
>>715409559
why did they not want k rool and the kremlings in returns and TF but they're okay with them here?
>>715405786
>K Rool's belly armor was made from Banadium the entire time
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:25:54 AM
No.715409474
>>715410313
>>715408672
DK Vine is a couple of middle-aged Rare fans running a simple fan website and speaking on a podcast. They don't seem like the kind of people who would bother faking something on this scale.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:25:55 AM
No.715409478
>>715409416
Do it, Nintendo. DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:11 AM
No.715409498
>>715409746
>>715405481
Really, with all the Pauline wank, I thought this was leaning in the direction of being a Odyssey Prequel where DK gets Pauline home and the people name the city after him.
Instead I got what looks to be Donkey Kong Country origin story instead and I'm all here for it.
>>715409214
Iβm holding onto copium that the success of pizza tower and antonblast are convincing Nintendo to make a new wario platformer
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:14 AM
No.715409505
>>715409394
They decided to give DK a design closer to his original miyamoto design according to the interview.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:14 AM
No.715409506
>>715409764
>>715409426
Anon. It's done. Mother is finished. Let it stay that way.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:23 AM
No.715409514
>>715409618
>>715409429
Tanabe autism about wanting the game to not seem like a rehash (somehow this only applies to the enemies and animal buddies except for rambi twice)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:32 AM
No.715409526
If the Kremlings absence the last 3 mainline games is explained by them being fucking in-universe dead that's the best metatextual reference in gaming since MGS2
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:40 AM
No.715409532
>>715409750
>>715406812
Cranky with a really Jewish accent is hilarious, I have no idea why anyone hates this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:47 AM
No.715409548
>>715409848
>>715409394
>He gets a faithful design but DK doesn't?
They wanted DK to be more expressive which is something even Bayliss regretted failing at
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:59 AM
No.715409559
>>715409429
No Tanabe, he was the main reason the Crocs didn't return, now that he's off of DK, the Crocs are BACK!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:27:21 AM
No.715409571
>>715409394
K. Rool already got his Japanese redesign, and this is the Paon proportions. Donkey Kong barely got redesigned up until now.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:27:23 AM
No.715409573
>>715409604
>>715409504
At best I could see a Cadence of Hyrule happening with one of those dev teams
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:27:31 AM
No.715409581
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:00 AM
No.715409604
>>715409697
>>715409504
In-house?
>>715409573
Depends if they'd be available and interested
Contrary to popular belief, most devs prefer to make their own stuff
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:03 AM
No.715409614
>>715409504
i'm pretty sure the success of the metroidvania genre is why they keep metroid around so i could see this happening
>>715409394
>He gets a faithful design but DK doesn't?
He did though
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:06 AM
No.715409618
>>715409514
I can't imagine that's the actual reason because DKCR is the least original Donkey Kong game by a Donkey Kong country mile
Half of that game's soundtrack is literally just DKC1 remixes
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:20 AM
No.715409634
>>715409807
>>715409504
Next Level could be a good fit for Wario too
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:19 AM
No.715409635
>Kroll helps defeat big baddies monkeys
>day is saved roll to...kredits?
>actual final boss fight starts
I WANT TO BELIEVE
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:46 AM
No.715409665
>>715409394
Not this shit again. Tell us what isn't 'faithful' in DK's redesign.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:51 AM
No.715409670
>>715409617
Not really, it still looks more like Rare's DK.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:18 AM
No.715409697
>>715409604
I could see the antonblast devs doing it, the pizza tower guy seems more interested in that other game he's making
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:18 AM
No.715409698
>>715409439
The EXPLOSIVE power of Banandium Gold. No wonder it can take a hit. Wearing it gives K. Rool super strength, but breaking it causes a massive eruption. A double edged sword, but of course the only one that could hope to break it is DK.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:21 AM
No.715409701
>>715409839
>>715409856
>>715409617
God this game is so fucking good and underrated.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:37 AM
No.715409717
>>715409802
>better 3D DK game than DK64
>loli Pauline
>Krimlings are back
>King K Rool is back
This game just keeps on giving
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:39 AM
No.715409719
>>715408920
It was Mariotehplumber, but then he realized what you said and immediately retracted his confession.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:52 AM
No.715409728
so the ending will be just like super Broly, but when does the K Rool fight takes place?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:30:01 AM
No.715409735
>>715409019
I imagine all the crocodile Kremlings will do it. Necky and Army probably not.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:30:12 AM
No.715409746
>>715409498
If its a prequel to the dkc or arcade games it wouldnt make sense and be a weird retcon since cranky and diddy are in the game
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:30:14 AM
No.715409750
>>715409843
>>715409532
Cranky is crabby and crotchety. I also don't like Armisen in general, although he does actually have good range for a celebrity voice actor. Maybe just the direction
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:30:30 AM
No.715409764
>>715409506
Wtf are you talking about? Mother 5 chapters 3+4 just came out last month.
Are the GBA ports of the DKC games worth playing? Completely skipped them as they were getting released, but it looks like there's some kinda interesting stuff in 'em
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:30:41 AM
No.715409782
>>715409856
>>715409617
One of Nintendo's best games of all time.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:03 AM
No.715409802
>>715410368
>>715409717
>better 3D DK game than DK64
Man DK64 could've been great
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:08 AM
No.715409807
>>715409634
Iβd kill for a next level wario 3d platformer
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:07 AM
No.715409810
>>715409978
>I don't care about some boomer bara bait unless this means Kalypso comes back.
>>715409779
DKC3 has a different soundtrack from david wise but DKC1 and 2 are just worse versions of them
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:19 AM
No.715409820
>>715410451
>>715409439
I knew it, this also explains the golden skeletons of the Krimlings. It's not that they were made from Bananzium, THEY ARE BANANZIUM
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:20 AM
No.715409823
>>715409918
I want DK to uppercut Rool again like in DKC2
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:47 AM
No.715409838
>>715409129
I like this, keep expanding the DK mythos, have the Snowmads rival both the Kongs and the Kremlings, and let the evil Kongs rule their own domains, the Tikis can go die though
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:47 AM
No.715409839
>>715409942
>>715409701
It's literally the best game on Game Boy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:55 AM
No.715409843
>>715409964
>>715409750
I definitely agree that it doesn't fit his character shown in the games but I thought it was a pretty funny different portrayal. I don't normally like SNL types like Armisen, but he does seem pretty funny and inoffensive.
>>715409548
DKs Design already is perfectly expressive.
Making DK fat, retarded and constantly pulling ugly s0i faces had nothing to do with it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:04 AM
No.715409856
>>715409701
>>715409782
I still need to play it
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:05 AM
No.715409857
>>715409890
Soβ¦ whatβs the context for K. Roolβs appearance?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:19 AM
No.715409871
>>715409426
>>715409265
Dude....Itoi doesn't want to make more games
He's nearing 80 and each game went through some sort of development hell
He also co-owns the series
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:30 AM
No.715409886
>>715405481
I just want you to know hatt if this is all a ruse Im going to be legitmately sad so if your the rascal responsible I hope your ok with making someone sad.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:34 AM
No.715409889
>>715409504
Antonblast was not really a success...
>>715409857
it's a cartoon monkey game for children
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:35 AM
No.715409891
>>715409779
>>715409815
DKC3 also has a new world of levels
So what's the deal with these 3 then?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:49 AM
No.715409908
Why are the DKvine fags dripfeeding leaks?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:53 AM
No.715409914
>>715405397 (OP)
How mad is he right now
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:58 AM
No.715409918
>>715409823
He will probably punch him so hard he goes flying through every single layer you dug through all the way up to the surface of DK Isle
Void Kong jobs to Rool, lmfao midget ass shitter
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:07 AM
No.715409927
>>715409779
If you have a Switch with online just play them there, the GBA versions are super gimped.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:21 AM
No.715409942
>>715410138
>>715409839
I still prefer the first two Pokemon gens and Link's Awakening, but it's definitely the best of the Mario verse games on Game Boy.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:24 AM
No.715409943
>>715409992
>>715409617
What emulator is best to play this on
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:36 AM
No.715409958
>>715409904
They represent the greed of man. King K. Rool (Satan) exploits them to free himself and bring about his return.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:36 AM
No.715409959
>>715406969
If mario kart world got a yearl expansion dlc with a new island of 16 tracks and a large ammount of characters I would like each one to be themes one more main mario stuff like the koopalings, one wario themed one donkey kong themed
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:38 AM
No.715409961
>>715409904
boring filler enemies like the stupid rabbits in Odyssey
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:45 AM
No.715409964
>>715409843
His schtick just annoys the shit out of me. I'm a hater tho. It could definitely have been worse
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:50 AM
No.715409969
>>715409921
>void kong is a fakeout but still his own character
this is the best outcome
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:53 AM
No.715409972
>>715410049
Hold on does this mean the leak about K Rool being at the bottom of the core and reviving all the dead kremlings was real?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:54 AM
No.715409978
>>715410036
>>715410321
>>715409810
Are tits really necessary for a crocodile?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:55 AM
No.715409979
>>715410049
>>715409904
I assume Grumpy and Poppy are mislead by Void and turn on him once the K. Rool thing is revealed
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:59 AM
No.715409987
>>715409904
I'm gonna guess they were their own agents and had no idea all of this would lead to K Rool's return
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:59 AM
No.715409989
>>715409904
Weren't there Kongs working for K Rool in the first DKC game that rolled barrels at you?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:34:07 AM
No.715409992
>>715410059
>>715409943
If you were a true fan you would play it legally
why do people care about "timeline lore" in fucking dickey king
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:34:55 AM
No.715410036
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:04 AM
No.715410043
>>715409921
Holy FUCKING BASED
I like Void tho hope he comes back later
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:05 AM
No.715410046
>>715410697
>>715409848
I know you might be one of those schizos, however, I did want to point out how expressive he was in that game, and the fact that the Donkey Kong theme park is based on the Retro games.
What if this Donkey Kong, is a brand new Donkey Kong?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:10 AM
No.715410049
>>715410367
>>715409921
>>715409972
>>715409979
There was a leak saying all of this, did anyone save it?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:14 AM
No.715410052
>>715408836
Yeah this
Let's celebrate Donkey Kong in general
Bring in Stanly the Bug Man's fossilized corpse
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:16 AM
No.715410054
>>715409921
I can't believe K Rool murdered a guy
I mean, I can believe it actually, very easily, but you know what I mean.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:18 AM
No.715410059
>>715409992
I don't have a GBC sadly.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:24 AM
No.715410065
>>715409890
K. Rool is a Kremling, dummy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:39 AM
No.715410081
>>715407784
Hyle was barely involved for much of the 2000s focused on his tv career and the site almost shut down before returns saved it
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:50 AM
No.715410091
>>715410172
Anyone have pics of the Neckys? Are they the full sized ones or the Mini-Neckys or both?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:50 AM
No.715410094
>>715410014
because dk fans are autistic and its also dumb and lazy to retcon stuff especially in donkey kong
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:06 AM
No.715410112
>>715410397
>>715409921
Why does this feel like Twilight Princess all over again?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:07 AM
No.715410113
>>715409921
>Rool just fucking kills the main antagonist mid-game and becomes the new antagonist
Holy shit, this is gonna be the greatest game ever.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:10 AM
No.715410116
>>715410281
>>715409921
>Empty Kong gets yeeted right outta the game.
Aw. If he wasn't gonna be K. Rool in disguise, I was hoping he'd at least be a Madame Broode tier villain.
Wait, does this mean that Grumpy Kong is some kinda necromancer, making monsters out of Kremling bones?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:14 AM
No.715410120
>>715408210
They're not like Kamek
They're generic enemies and only generic enemies aside from the cartoon
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:44 AM
No.715410132
>>715410234
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:48 AM
No.715410138
>>715409942
Link's Awakening is great (one of mybtop 2 Zeldas), Pokemon I'm kinda meh on even if G/S were the height of the series. Man GB is such a fucking kickass handheld
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:51 AM
No.715410143
>>715409921
fuck I actually kinda like Void
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:28 AM
No.715410172
>>715410356
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:31 AM
No.715410176
>>715409904
Sub contractors and race traitors willing to work for Krocs(jews)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:35 AM
No.715410182
>>715408462
no. that leak is just fake.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:46 AM
No.715410194
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:54 AM
No.715410202
>>715410307
>>715410409
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:58 AM
No.715410206
>>715410390
>>715409848
In a recent interview with Bananza developers, they described Country's DK as "cool" and "wild."
Rare's DK is cool with a goofy side. Now they've reversed that, it's goofy with a cool side.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:02 AM
No.715410210
>>715409848
why do people keep calling him fat?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:06 AM
No.715410214
>>715409815
DKC2 has a mediocre/lame new boss for the Castle World - Kerozene.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:07 AM
No.715410215
>>715410083
>rambi turns into a triceratops
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:17 AM
No.715410225
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:25 AM
No.715410234
>>715410132
>Missing so much bananas
What faggot with zero DK64 experience.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:48 AM
No.715410248
>all these generic DKC enemies
Ok I'm starting to think it's actually real. No way they'd bring back literally the entire enemy roster from DKC and not include K Rool.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:00 AM
No.715410259
>>715409904
Remember those rabbits from Mario Odyssey?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:00 AM
No.715410260
>>715410343
>>715408058
This isn't real
This is
>Void Kong leads DK to what he thinks is the Bananarim Root, but it turns out after forcing Pauline to sing, itβs actually King K Rool, and Void Kong basically gets discarded since this, after chasing K Rool to the actual planet core, you fight him, after beating him Pauline and DK makes there wishes, and make it to the surface, but its a fake out, K Rool comes back to his senses and chases them down with his jetpack having to fight him again, but the fight lasts until they make it to New Donk City in which K Rool uses the Bananarium Root to take over and make it his city, which leads to the final fight with K Rool, to which at the end DK and Pauline go their separate ways, they donβt expand on if the Pauline is actually the Pauline we know, or if she is a daughter of the original though
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:14 AM
No.715410275
>>715410301
wasn't pauline de-aged by monkey magic? retconning a pretty big piece of lore this late in the game is a pretty ballsy move if this is a prequel
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:19 AM
No.715410281
>>715410443
>>715410116
Nah, Void Kong is the one that animated them. Grumpy just make them armor to act as an interm body. K. Rool promised Void Kong a wish, but really he just wanted to be unsealed. That is why Void Co is working with the Krockoids and is gathering Banandium, it's needed for the revival process.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:30 AM
No.715410292
>>715410383
>>715409439
Why is this gremlin so smug
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:39 AM
No.715410301
>>715410492
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:43 AM
No.715410306
>>715409921
Damn, part of me was hoping DK and K. Rool would team up against Void Kong. This still sounds kino though.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:45 AM
No.715410307
>>715410202
People never give her enough credit. I love Wise's work, but Fischer did some.of the best tracks in the series
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:46 AM
No.715410310
>>715410014
Because it's more fun to think about than any other game's lore.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:48 AM
No.715410313
>>715409474
Going all in on the donkey kong extended universe in the late 90s before the Stamper brotheres decided to buy castles and gave it al away to bill gates in a short couple years must have been something
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:01 AM
No.715410321
>>715409978
Stop asking such silly rhetorical questions
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:16 AM
No.715410343
>>715411416
>>715410260
I don't believe it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:18 AM
No.715410349
>>715410410
since fucking when is K.Rool dead?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:28 AM
No.715410356
>>715410172
Nice, thanks. Mini-Necky design/proportions but bigger than DK makes sense all things considered.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:33 AM
No.715410367
>>715410049
I remember seeing a post like that but I don't remember when it was posted
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:34 AM
No.715410368
>>715410693
>>715409802
It was, though. Don't let ecelebs tell you what to think.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:51 AM
No.715410383
>>715410501
>>715410292
You'd be smug too if you had a hot octo gf, were a billionaire, and were a walking WMD.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:40:57 AM
No.715410390
>>715410206
that's how he should be I think. I never really liked DK's post 64-era design for whatever reason
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:05 AM
No.715410392
>>715407893
10 years? DSi and Wii downloads are still up
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:14 AM
No.715410397
>>715410569
>>715410112
Ganon had hijacked about as many plots as Dr. Wily by the time Twilight Princess rolled up. K. Rool hasn't been in a DK game in decades at this point, so his and his minions' return feels grand and warranted.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:24 AM
No.715410409
>>715410202
3's K rool theme is one of my favorite Boss songs ever.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:25 AM
No.715410410
>>715410349
When Tanabe killed him and his crew
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:26 AM
No.715410413
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:26 AM
No.715410414
>>715410083
>Tricky skull
>Animal Crossing leaf
>Kabuto
A monumental stretch but whatever
Should Retro still do a new DKC or do you prefer EPD to handle that?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:33 AM
No.715410420
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:08 AM
No.715410443
>>715410576
>>715410281
How/when did k. Rool die
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:13 AM
No.715410451
>>715409820
>The Kremlings are made of Bananzium
>This whole time they were stealing DK's bananas to synthesize Bananzium to create more Kremlings, just like the Tiki Tak Tribe used bananas to make more tikis
>All the mining operations and factories were their attempts to find more Bananzium
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:17 AM
No.715410452
>>715410485
>>715410491
>>715410416
Retro did amazing, they just need to include Kremlings.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:36 AM
No.715410472
>>715410373
This isn't real and whoever made it is a lorelet because Cranky is the original DK, and he is DK's grandfather. DK's father is DK Jr.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:51 AM
No.715410483
>>715410416
I don't want a new DKC period lol
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:53 AM
No.715410485
>>715410452
and the other animal buddies and kongs
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:58 AM
No.715410490
>>715410572
Mario if he real
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:00 AM
No.715410491
>>715410452
yeah gameplay wise returns and freeze are great. It's everything else that's the problem
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:02 AM
No.715410492
>>715410301
>>715409890
Do not relegate this game that way. DKC 1-3 were also for children. Why are you, an adult playing a children's game for that matter?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:09 AM
No.715410501
>>715410635
>>715410383
Pearl is straight thoughever
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:25 AM
No.715410516
>>715410373
This sounds like someone came up with a good guess that was close to what actually happens.
Who is Professor Chops and why should I believe anything they say
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:31 AM
No.715410523
>>715410416
Seething about Tanabe decisions aside, Retro is still a great developer and I wouldnt mind this at all after Prime 4.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:31 AM
No.715410524
>>715405397 (OP)
There was never a chance in hell that K Rool wasn't coming back in some aspect given the obvious love these devs were showing for DK. Okay, Nintendo is retarded, so maybe it was like 15% that they dropped the ball here, but it was still small. Is there any other Nintendo character with not only such an outcry of demand to return, but one that had shown an actual response to that demand within a Nintendo product (Smash)? Even Ridley was still appearing in most Metroid games, K Rool has had nothing outside of a few sports spin offs since DK64.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:35 AM
No.715410526
>>715410617
>>715410373
How did they go extinct?! I know you beat them but they seemed to be weakened. You kick them out of their industrial zones, etc.
Are Kremlings evil? I just thought they were low IQ grunts following orders. Crude, stupid, violent, but it's mostly K.Rool's authoritarian rule that is causing this. More even headed Kremlings could exist.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:43:47 AM
No.715410538
>>715410517
this is animal abuse
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:15 AM
No.715410569
>>715410773
>>715410397
Ganon only ever really hijacked Twilight Princess, he was directly the villain or very obviously controlling the main villain every other time, they only ever made it a "twist" in Twilight Princess.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:16 AM
No.715410572
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:22 AM
No.715410576
>>715410443
It was during the whole thing with Banjo's Smash reveal. K.Rool got hit by the Jinjo and then sealed underground. You didn't think those things were "canon"?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:25 AM
No.715410581
>>715410517
he's been playing with a journo that got a review copy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:26 AM
No.715410583
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:26 AM
No.715410584
>>715410517
I think you mean, why should you believe anything they/them say
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:38 AM
No.715410598
>>715410416
Retro did a great job, I'd love to see them do another Country.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:55 AM
No.715410617
>>715410526
Funky took care of business after dk64
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:45:15 AM
No.715410635
>>715410501
Marina doesn't care
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:45:28 AM
No.715410643
>>715410014
DK was one of the few Nintendo franchises left with something resembling a coherent timeline
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:45:30 AM
No.715410646
>>715410373
Honestly it does make ore sense if Jumpman Mario was his dad/grandad. It would explain him abusing animals and actually dying at the end of DK Jr.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:46:24 AM
No.715410693
>>715410368
nah I played it last year and did not like most of it especially the mini games. Still love Frantic Factory though.
>>715410046
I dont know I still hate the design an the designers.
those ugly expressions he does every second reek of pathetic desperation and the fact the designers thought they needed to completely invert the brow and move it to the top of his forehead in order to convey raised eyes means they're grossly incompetent.
there's not a person or ape alive that inverts their brow. a real brow raise is the most subtle thing ever.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:47:23 AM
No.715410750
>>715410785
>>715410920
>>715410697
I've kind of gotten used to the new design. It really feels like a mix of the arcade and Rare design.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:47:45 AM
No.715410773
>>715410569
>Oracle Games
>Link to the Past (Disguised for most of the game)
Either way, you just drive home the point that it had been just Ganon for the longest time. There's a difference between "Oh, it's the same guy we see every game." and "Oh! It's that guy we never see anymore!"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:47:47 AM
No.715410774
>>715410517
Guy whoβs on the DK Vine server all of this is coming from.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:47:54 AM
No.715410785
>>715410750
same. I hated it for about a day but once I got used to it I kinda prefer it now
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:48:46 AM
No.715410831
>>715410945
>>715409394
Original DK > Rare demaster
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:49:49 AM
No.715410881
>>715410697
Maybe we might see more of Rare DK, if his presence in the theme parks are anything to go by.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:50:11 AM
No.715410891
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:50:13 AM
No.715410894
>>715407402
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:50:39 AM
No.715410920
>>715410750
>It really feels like a mix of the arcade and Rare design
It's literally what the redesign was supposed to be
>>715410893
does nintendo own him?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:51:02 AM
No.715410945
>>715410831
Arcade DK < Rare DK
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:51:43 AM
No.715410984
>>715411076
K. Rool and kremlings for mario kart plz
>>715410925
no
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:51:44 AM
No.715410985
>>715411076
>>715411120
>>715410925
No, Microsoft does
It's how he got Fangamer merch
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:52:02 AM
No.715410996
>>715411076
>>715410925
Nope, of OG Diddy Kong Racing, Nintendo only owns the title, Diddy and Krunch.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:53:16 AM
No.715411073
>>715410893
Thats the after credits scene. Their setting him up as the NCUs Thanos
>>715410925
>>715410984
>>715410985
>>715410996
Then why the fuck did they make Diddy Kong Racing DS?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:54:05 AM
No.715411120
>>715411202
>>715410985
>no Mipsy
>no Tiptup
>no Bumper
We were fucking robbed.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:54:17 AM
No.715411134
>>715411265
>>715411076
Because Microsoft wasn't competing in handhelds
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:54:38 AM
No.715411154
>>715405784
Donkey Kong GB already did that.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:54:52 AM
No.715411169
>>715412050
>>715410697
The only desperation anyone can see is in your posts. Your either severely fucked in the head or baiting way to hard which still makes the first part true.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:55:20 AM
No.715411184
>>715411265
>>715411076
Microsoft did not had a handheld and wanted some money.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:55:28 AM
No.715411202
>>715411120
>>no Bumper
I think he was still in jail
But in all seriousness it makes sense why it was those four
>Banjo and Conker have their own games
>Timber was the original hero and it's his island
>Wizpig's the villain
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:55:43 AM
No.715411218
>>715411265
>>715411076
Microsoft didn't have a portable system, so they were okay with Rare making stuff for GBA and DS. The GBA remakes of the DKC trilogy were even a test run for a possible portable DKC4.
>>715411134
>>715411184
>>715411218
Hold on a second, so that is the reason why they also planned a Halo game for the Nintendo DS?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:57:23 AM
No.715411314
>>715411265
Correct. I never heard anything about a DKC4 though.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:58:25 AM
No.715411375
>>715411731
>>715412781
>>715411265
Yep.
Remember folks, hating on Xbox was valid from day one.
>Nintendo attempted to bid for Rare and was planning to outbid Activision
>Microsoft ruined everything
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:58:43 AM
No.715411392
>>715411265
Yep, funnily enough both Diddy Kong Racing and Halo were going to be released on the same year 2007 (I mean the former did but not the latter)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:59:11 AM
No.715411416
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:02:55 AM
No.715411640
>>715410893
wizpig is awesome i loved that level in diddy kong racing
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:04:10 AM
No.715411721
>>715409921
get fucked lol
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:04:21 AM
No.715411731
>>715411375
I hate Microsoft so much, I'm glad Valve is killing them in PC gaming and they're force to put their games on everything.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:05:36 AM
No.715411809
I NEVER DOUBTED /OURGUY/ COMING BACK
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:06:17 AM
No.715411849
>>715409921
>K Rool pulling a bowser/ganon
Based
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:06:35 AM
No.715411860
>>715409921
Shame. Void Kong is easily the best non-K. Rool antagonist that the series has had (which isn't a high bar, admittedly, but oh well)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:09:42 AM
No.715412023
>>715412102
>>715412390
>>715406540
Who would be the best vlice for NCU K.Rool? I know it aint original but I want Mulaney to just do his Big Jack Horner again with a splash of DKC cartoon Rool mixxed in.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:10:08 AM
No.715412050
>>715413501
>>715411169
>new slop good
>seth rogan kong good
>anyone who doesn't immediately bend down and suck off nintendo is severely fucked in the head or baiting
Man tendi fanatic consoomers really are brainless. just for that I'm gonna post this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:11:06 AM
No.715412102
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:16:07 AM
No.715412390
>>715412023
Literally just get the guy who voiced him in the cartoon, it's the definitive voice
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:18:50 AM
No.715412548
>>715412614
Something just hit me, all the rock creatures you fight in this game, are just the Krimlings.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:20:07 AM
No.715412614
>>715413120
>>715412548
As people speculated. They are only Krockoids to hide from the Kongs.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:21:10 AM
No.715412657
Honestly? I will buy it.
The only thing not confirmed yet is the presence of Funky, Candy, Tiny, Swanky, Kanky and Chunky Kong but I'm alreafy satisfied with the return of the Krok.
>>715409129
This would be too BASED
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:21:25 AM
No.715412672
>>715406969
100% agree with this. Thereβs a lot of good untapped potential characters in the Wario, DK and Luigi games. Even if Yoshi doesnβt have many, they even still have a couple like Poochy. Definitely feels like a missed opportunity
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:23:23 AM
No.715412781
>>715412864
>>715412865
>>715411375
After this I think the Rarecuck will never recover after he enters the new Star Fox thread made lmao. He and Judyfag will never recover.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:24:26 AM
No.715412846
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:24:49 AM
No.715412862
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:24:51 AM
No.715412864
>>715412994
>>715412781
Is the Rarecuck/schizo the same guy who posts the anti-Iwata copspasta? Not that some hate isn't unwarranted but
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:24:52 AM
No.715412865
>>715412781
Nvm just forgot the latter basically vanished after April so this is the second middle finger to him and the first for his other persona here kek. We just need the new Star Fox game with Krystal for the maximum middle finger.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:25:01 AM
No.715412872
>>715405662
kek
just go back from watching this slop. It was okay
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:27:21 AM
No.715412994
>>715413252
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:29:39 AM
No.715413120
>>715413456
>>715412614
>Krockoids
>Kroc
>Croc
>Krimlings are Krocs
Holy shit, it was right in front of us the entire time.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:30:26 AM
No.715413170
>>715409416
Will be absolutely insane if this were to ever happen one day. Next to zero percent chance, but delusional fans can hope
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:31:45 AM
No.715413252
>>715413456
>>715412994
Oh that guy, yeah he's anoying and filled with hatred for some reason (or pretending to be) like he did at /trash/
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:35:23 AM
No.715413456
>>715413120
I always believed.
>>715413252
She's so hot.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:35:58 AM
No.715413501
>>715412050
>Has a chris chan melty over a change to DKs design. Calls me a tendie
Please give me a shout out when you get arrested at Gamestop
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:38:05 AM
No.715413616
>>715409416
It migjt seem strange now but trust me they need to include rudy the clown rape to properly honor warios legacy