Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:19 PM No.712986882
Direct starts in little over an hour! Expectations?
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IT'S ALMOST TIME for Donkey Kong Bananza - /v/ (#712986882) [Archived: 905 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:38:22 PM No.712987062
I just know I'll have a BARRAL blast with Donkey Kong Contry Bananza
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:03 PM No.712987097
I don't get it
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:31 PM No.712987208
>>712987097
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hot-monkey-dick
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hot-monkey-dick
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:44:21 PM No.712987347
>>712986882 (OP)
Why couldn't all these games have released on the first Switch, exactly?
Why couldn't all these games have released on the first Switch, exactly?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:45:41 PM No.712987412
>>712987347
Because they want you to buy the new one, try to keep up.
Because they want you to buy the new one, try to keep up.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:46:56 PM No.712987478
>>712986882 (OP)
Read it in Seth Rogan's voice! X3
Read it in Seth Rogan's voice! X3
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:48:59 PM No.712987589
>>712987525
Of course not
Of course not
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:49:27 PM No.712987605
>>712987454
When emu devs stop announcing things too early and where they live
When emu devs stop announcing things too early and where they live
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:50:12 PM No.712987641
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:11 PM No.712987702
I'm not sure whether I should bother with this
I fear it's gonna be super easy just lkie odyssey
I fear it's gonna be super easy just lkie odyssey
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:53:59 PM No.712987818
>fucking donkey kong is now a ‘game you can’t discuss on /v/‘ because of fucking diddlers
I hate you people so much.
Anyways, why does it need a whole fucking direct?
Its a singleplayer platformer collectathon with a gimmick. We saw the trailer. I get the idea.
I don’t need a 20 minute presentation showing me the whole game a month before it comes out.
I hate you people so much.
Anyways, why does it need a whole fucking direct?
Its a singleplayer platformer collectathon with a gimmick. We saw the trailer. I get the idea.
I don’t need a 20 minute presentation showing me the whole game a month before it comes out.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:40 PM No.712987851
>>712987228
brb buying switch
brb buying switch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:55:45 PM No.712987891
>>712987818
Hate Nintendo for making her a kid, weird choice
Hate Nintendo for making her a kid, weird choice
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:55:55 PM No.712987902
ooh banana
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:02 PM No.712987998
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:17 PM No.712988008
>>712987818
They always do this. It's awkward cringe whenever they go:
>in this game, you can jump. We'll show you how you jump in our game. In our game, you jump using the "jump button". I hope you look forward in trying out this exiting feature!
They always do this. It's awkward cringe whenever they go:
>in this game, you can jump. We'll show you how you jump in our game. In our game, you jump using the "jump button". I hope you look forward in trying out this exiting feature!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:04 PM No.712988049
>>712986882 (OP)
I predict plenty of steamiewienies crying about nintendo because they can't emulate it on their cuckdecks
I predict plenty of steamiewienies crying about nintendo because they can't emulate it on their cuckdecks
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:05 PM No.712988051
>>712987818
Go back
Go back
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:01:47 PM No.712988185
What the fuck is the point of getting the switch 2 right now
It legit has no games
It legit has no games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:02 PM No.712988201
>>712986882 (OP)
I expect utter and complete disappointment
I expect utter and complete disappointment
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:11 PM No.712988210
>>712987818
go shove a banana up your ass faggot
go shove a banana up your ass faggot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:30 PM No.712988282
>>712988049
This
This
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:33 PM No.712988383
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:19 PM No.712988653
Man wtf is happening? Threads about this game are so fucking weird now
And is not regular seething kinda of weird but more of a weird weird kind of weird
And is not regular seething kinda of weird but more of a weird weird kind of weird
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:11:52 PM No.712988723
>>712987097
Nu-DK looks like a horrifically ugly rapist.
Nu-DK looks like a horrifically ugly rapist.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:16 PM No.712988858
>>712988726
Wow dude, youre just going to fucking ignore my post like that huh? Again
Wow dude, youre just going to fucking ignore my post like that huh? Again
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:43 PM No.712988896
>beloved series turned into pedo tranny goonerslop
Grim.
Grim.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:03 PM No.712988924
>>712986882 (OP)
Hope for DK64 to be shadow dropped at the end
Hope for DK64 to be shadow dropped at the end
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:40 PM No.712988954
>>712988805
You weirdos are on the same level as furries
You weirdos are on the same level as furries
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:03 PM No.712988973
>>712988924
The purpose of the game is to retcon and delete rare, no way they'd acknowledge dk64 ever again
The purpose of the game is to retcon and delete rare, no way they'd acknowledge dk64 ever again
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:47 PM No.712989008
>>712988896
They made DK a soiboi, shit like this was inevitable
They made DK a soiboi, shit like this was inevitable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:05 PM No.712989026
>>712988896
dk stopped being good at dkc2
dk stopped being good at dkc2
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:42 PM No.712989058
>>712988954
>doesn't dress up in a cheap stinky costume, wearing diapers (shitting and pissing in them), wearnig buttplugs pretending to be animals
Dunno about that one mate
>doesn't dress up in a cheap stinky costume, wearing diapers (shitting and pissing in them), wearnig buttplugs pretending to be animals
Dunno about that one mate
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:03 PM No.712989079
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:07 PM No.712989084
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:19:02 PM No.712989130
>>712989105
Because it already dips on the switch 2 which is 10 time stronger.
Because it already dips on the switch 2 which is 10 time stronger.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:19:26 PM No.712989147
Going to be funny when people realize Small Pauline was just an unused concept piece that wasn't supposed to be posted.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:21:29 PM No.712989250
>>712987347
Its weird how you confidently posted something this stupid.
Its weird how you confidently posted something this stupid.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:21:55 PM No.712989282
It will be really funny if the small girl is completely unrelated to Pauline entirely
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:27 PM No.712989301
*scares the shit out of you*
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:30 PM No.712989303
>>712989147
Why would corea of all places have access to dev content?
Why would corea of all places have access to dev content?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:26 PM No.712989418
>>712989084
you fucking retard odyssey is WAAAY higher fidelity than this shitty DK game.
everything is low poly with garbage textures, basic effects like water displacement are missing.
so far all the new titles look worse than switch 1 games.
you fucking retard odyssey is WAAAY higher fidelity than this shitty DK game.
everything is low poly with garbage textures, basic effects like water displacement are missing.
so far all the new titles look worse than switch 1 games.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:28 PM No.712989419
>>712989201
No u Peta
No u Peta
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:42 PM No.712989485
It's gonna be so funny if the girl is revealed to be Pauline's daughter with an implied absentee father whose name starts with M
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:52 PM No.712989496
>>712989147
Yeah, I'm sure an "unused concept" got all the way to getting an official render before being removed. That makes perfect sense
Yeah, I'm sure an "unused concept" got all the way to getting an official render before being removed. That makes perfect sense
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:56 PM No.712989501
>>712989418
More weird nonsense nobody would say.
More weird nonsense nobody would say.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:27:04 PM No.712989561
gorillas have small penises so it won't hurt baby pauline too much
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:37 PM No.712989690
>>712989501
Everyone says it. DK banaza looks like fucking shit compared to odyssey.
it's so downgraded it looks more like BOTW.
Everyone says it. DK banaza looks like fucking shit compared to odyssey.
it's so downgraded it looks more like BOTW.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:19 PM No.712989727
>>712989418
You lost and got raped, Eric.
You lost and got raped, Eric.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:11 PM No.712989771
>>712988653
It's a Nintendo defense discord, they coordinate threads like this to shitpost and stroke their egos. There's a faggot shilling his awful art every thread too.
It's a Nintendo defense discord, they coordinate threads like this to shitpost and stroke their egos. There's a faggot shilling his awful art every thread too.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:12 PM No.712989827
>>712989282
Or if the leak was some discarded concept or something lmao, i want loli Pauline but i also want to see the board burn
Or if the leak was some discarded concept or something lmao, i want loli Pauline but i also want to see the board burn
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:40 PM No.712989856
>>712989418
Only a retard thinks mkw world looks worse than 8 deluxe.
Only a retard thinks mkw world looks worse than 8 deluxe.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:33:58 PM No.712989909
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:12 PM No.712990031
>>712989771
Can you post this said discord?
Can you post this said discord?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:26 PM No.712990045
my body is ready
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:00 PM No.712990229
>>712987818
>Make a 3D collectathon with a gimmick thats remkniscent of Banio Kazooie
>Make it DK instead
>Change his rareware design to a new one
>Rumours of Kremling involvement which border on a blatant red herring
I am starting to believe that the rumours of Miyamoto fucking with Rare fans are not just a schizo theory. Well played.
>Make a 3D collectathon with a gimmick thats remkniscent of Banio Kazooie
>Make it DK instead
>Change his rareware design to a new one
>Rumours of Kremling involvement which border on a blatant red herring
I am starting to believe that the rumours of Miyamoto fucking with Rare fans are not just a schizo theory. Well played.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:41 PM No.712990421
>>712989978
You aren’t you are an imbecile that actually believe a full voxel platformer like this runs on a switch1. Your whole gaming experience is youtube and dischord. You are too affraid of facing even the mildest twitch chat.
You aren’t you are an imbecile that actually believe a full voxel platformer like this runs on a switch1. Your whole gaming experience is youtube and dischord. You are too affraid of facing even the mildest twitch chat.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:57 PM No.712990441
>>712986882 (OP)
Something secret, 2 player mode or something like that
Something secret, 2 player mode or something like that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:44:12 PM No.712990461
>>712990045
I miss scary dk
I miss scary dk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:44:42 PM No.712990486
>>712989690
Everyone says you are fucking retarded.
Everyone says you are fucking retarded.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:46:31 PM No.712990598
How much longer until it starts? 15 minutes?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:47:29 PM No.712990654
>>712990598
Yea
Yea
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:47:45 PM No.712990672
>>712990598
yes
yes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:48:56 PM No.712990753
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:49:05 PM No.712990770
>>712990598
Yes. My banana is ready
Yes. My banana is ready
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:50:33 PM No.712990847
>>712986882 (OP)
SEX
SEX
SEX WITH LOLINE
SEXXXXXXX
i can't wait for the influx of porn once she gets revealed in 10 minutes
SEX
SEX
SEX WITH LOLINE
SEXXXXXXX
i can't wait for the influx of porn once she gets revealed in 10 minutes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:50:53 PM No.712990868
>>712986882 (OP)
OP is a fag
OP is a fag
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:51:15 PM No.712990892
I feel like /v/'s opinion on the Direct will entirely be based on if the girl shows up or not
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:51:36 PM No.712990908
How many of these will we see in the Nintendo youtube chat once she's revealed?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:52:10 PM No.712990956
is she in?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:52:46 PM No.712990992
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:53:29 PM No.712991035
they won't be revealing the little girl in this direct retards. jesus christ you guys are retarded
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:54:02 PM No.712991060
Donkey DONG
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:54:57 PM No.712991117
>>712990956
Yeah shes the ape
Yeah shes the ape
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:14 PM No.712991138
Five minutes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:18 PM No.712991146
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:49 PM No.712991180
>>712991035
Just gonna anchor this post when anon gets btfo
Just gonna anchor this post when anon gets btfo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:10 PM No.712991196
FIVE MORE MINUTES
WILL WE SEE EVEN A TEASE OF KREMLING
WILL WE SEE EVEN A TEASE OF KREMLING
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:16 PM No.712991202
>>712991035
This post will NOT age well
This post will NOT age well
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:42 PM No.712991226
>>712990045
How common are silly-faced characters for comedic purposes in Japan? Or is this DK just Nintendo trying to follow a more American pattern?
How common are silly-faced characters for comedic purposes in Japan? Or is this DK just Nintendo trying to follow a more American pattern?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:56 PM No.712991236
>incels being hyped for nintenslop made for kids
Why do you people buy the same game every 3-4th year?
Why do you people buy the same game every 3-4th year?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:57:07 PM No.712991246
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:57:27 PM No.712991265
>>712991035
screencapped to laugh at later
screencapped to laugh at later
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:20 PM No.712991323
>>712991236
>Why do you people buy the same game every 3-4th year?
The last 3D Donkey Kong game came out at least 10 years before you was even born.
>Why do you people buy the same game every 3-4th year?
The last 3D Donkey Kong game came out at least 10 years before you was even born.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:32 PM No.712991336
>>712991226
Have you ever seen Sailor Moon or a million other comics and shows from Japan?
Have you ever seen Sailor Moon or a million other comics and shows from Japan?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:09 PM No.712991369
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:28 PM No.712991387
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:37 PM No.712991398
PAULINE BROS!!!
ASSEMBLE!!!
ASSEMBLE!!!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:59 PM No.712991423
Why is this so early lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:45 PM No.712991464
Pauline singing?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:50 PM No.712991469
Wait it's only 15 minutes? I don't think they're going to reveal much then
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:00 PM No.712991485
its goty ive seen enough
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:00 PM No.712991486
Pauline singing!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:06 PM No.712991492
WHO is singing???
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:08 PM No.712991494
>>712986882 (OP)
retarded disney singin why
retarded disney singin why
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:15 PM No.712991501
>barefoot
OH NO
OH NO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:25 PM No.712991510
>1up girl styled song
she's going to be revealed she WILL BROS
she's going to be revealed she WILL BROS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:25 PM No.712991513
UOH
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:31 PM No.712991521
>cringe music number
lame, just like odyssey
lame, just like odyssey
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:32 PM No.712991523
>>712991035
BTFO
BTFO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:32 PM No.712991524
Why did they go with the seth rogen dk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:32 PM No.712991525
feet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:37 PM No.712991531
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:37 PM No.712991532
FEET
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:37 PM No.712991535
>>712991035
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE RETARD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE RETARD
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:42 PM No.712991537
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:51 PM No.712991546
SEXOOOOO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:51 PM No.712991547
Feet!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:52 PM No.712991548
are DK games actually fun?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:05 PM No.712991568
it's cinema
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:07 PM No.712991571
>pants
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:12 PM No.712991576
>the rock was young Pauline
I should've seen that coming
I should've seen that coming
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:20 PM No.712991584
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:25 PM No.712991590
They went right for it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:29 PM No.712991593
lel nintendo trying to own the leak
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:31 PM No.712991596
>>712991035
GET FUCKED FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:41 PM No.712991606
why did they get a black guy to do the voiceover for the monke game?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:44 PM No.712991609
HOLY SEXO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:46 PM No.712991612
>feet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:51 PM No.712991619
YES SHE'S RIDING ON HIS BACK ITS ALL I WANTED UOOOOOH
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:57 PM No.712991621
I don't know why they even bothered having her start as a rock.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:02:58 PM No.712991624
>On his back during gameplay
OH FUCK YES
OH FUCK YES
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:00 PM No.712991630
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:01 PM No.712991632
>>712991035
GET FUCKED RETARD
GET FUCKED RETARD
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:06 PM No.712991639
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:08 PM No.712991641
>barefoot loli Pauline
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NINTENDO, PUT SOME FUCKING SOCKS ON HER FEET
NINTENDO DON'T DO THIS
I'M BEGGING YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEGENERACY YOU'RE ABOUT TO UNLOCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NINTENDO, PUT SOME FUCKING SOCKS ON HER FEET
NINTENDO DON'T DO THIS
I'M BEGGING YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEGENERACY YOU'RE ABOUT TO UNLOCK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:25 PM No.712991657
>>712986882 (OP)
WE GOT A TINY PAULINE.
WE GOT A TINY PAULINE.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:28 PM No.712991658
Nice Mario Odyssey mod, where's the DK game?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:36 PM No.712991662
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:47 PM No.712991669
>you have to look at her barefeet for the entire game
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:47 PM No.712991670
Will Pauline have unlockable costumes too?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:51 PM No.712991673
>Always on his back
>Sole always on the screen
Uughhhhh
>Sole always on the screen
Uughhhhh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:08 PM No.712991685
i missed destructibility in video games
this tickles my autis
this tickles my autis
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:10 PM No.712991687
>not a new character, just baby pauline
slightly disappointed ngl
slightly disappointed ngl
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:16 PM No.712991695
>>712991369
So? You dont tell me that you're hyped for game made for 7year olds? Theres plenty of platformers released in recent years.
Wtf is wrong with u people?
So? You dont tell me that you're hyped for game made for 7year olds? Theres plenty of platformers released in recent years.
Wtf is wrong with u people?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:20 PM No.712991696
speedrun trannies are nutting
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:21 PM No.712991701
Barefoot uohfags won...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:28 PM No.712991706
why'd they get a black guy to voiceover this donkey kong footage lel
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:30 PM No.712991709
Yup, looks like another Nintendo masterpiece.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:31 PM No.712991710
This game looks like something that could run on the ps3 at 60fps.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:37 PM No.712991717
how does pauline not literally die every time he rolls and shit. where does she go?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:45 PM No.712991729
do they know what they've done?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:46 PM No.712991730
>fuck you /v/, you retconned the only good game for loli porn
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:57 PM No.712991743
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:59 PM No.712991745
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:05 PM No.712991750
THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:08 PM No.712991753
The music sounds great
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:12 PM No.712991760
>>712991035
get fucked loser
get fucked loser
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:16 PM No.712991763
Nice remix
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:18 PM No.712991764
>>712991729
Those pants are fucking awful
Those pants are fucking awful
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:25 PM No.712991768
C H U N K
J U M P
J U M P
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:30 PM No.712991771
KINO
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:49 PM No.712991796
How's this not look better than Odyssey again?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:02 PM No.712991812
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:04 PM No.712991817
So....chunks huh?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:09 PM No.712991824
>>712991035
Aged like the finest milk
Aged like the finest milk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:11 PM No.712991826
>DAVID WISE MUSIC
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:13 PM No.712991831
>>712991323
I'm born in 93. Why do you care for this slop? Its the same thing as mario or sonic that gets the same rehash every now and then.
I'm born in 93. Why do you care for this slop? Its the same thing as mario or sonic that gets the same rehash every now and then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:34 PM No.712991847
This is just mario odyssey 2
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:35 PM No.712991849
>>712991685
Red Faction guerrilla goes on sale sometimes
Red Faction guerrilla goes on sale sometimes
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:44 PM No.712991854
>>712991729
fucking PANTS
fucking PANTS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:51 PM No.712991859
CRANKY
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:02 PM No.712991864
game looks like a 10/10
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:05 PM No.712991868
I hope this isn't the June direct
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:06 PM No.712991870
>>712991849
i already played that
i already played that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:23 PM No.712991889
This looked like shovelware
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:25 PM No.712991891
is this the mori calliope song
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:26 PM No.712991893
GOKUBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:30 PM No.712991897
literally the wreck it ralph game we never got
I fucking love it
I fucking love it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:35 PM No.712991903
NIG KONG
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:39 PM No.712991906
>Pauline is a child in this game
>But Cranky Kong exists, despite being the original Donkey Kong from the arcade game, where Pauline was an adult
Huh?
>But Cranky Kong exists, despite being the original Donkey Kong from the arcade game, where Pauline was an adult
Huh?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:51 PM No.712991917
>Pauline being THIS prominent in AAA nintendo game
Daisy and Rosafags could NEVER
Daisy and Rosafags could NEVER
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:58 PM No.712991924
i don't want to be a zebra
i don't want to be an ostrich
I ONLY WANT TO BE MONKE
i don't want to be an ostrich
I ONLY WANT TO BE MONKE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:59 PM No.712991925
astrobot trannies kneel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:00 PM No.712991926
>donkey and kazooie
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:08 PM No.712991936
>>712991730
>if that one European website hadn't accidentally leaked Pauline leading to r34, she probably wouldn't have had this redesign
Point and laugh at the lolicoomers
>if that one European website hadn't accidentally leaked Pauline leading to r34, she probably wouldn't have had this redesign
Point and laugh at the lolicoomers
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:10 PM No.712991938
>Donkey Kong is laying eggs
wtf
wtf
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:11 PM No.712991939
>microsoft wont make another banjo kazooie
>nintendo just makes one instead
>nintendo just makes one instead
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:16 PM No.712991943
>they doubted
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:20 PM No.712991950
>All those different bestial forms
Pauline definitely knows.
Pauline definitely knows.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:37 PM No.712991969
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:40 PM No.712991974
It looks incredible
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:50 PM No.712991985
>>712991891
Yup thats her alreight. She did the Ooh-ah-ooh parts
Yup thats her alreight. She did the Ooh-ah-ooh parts
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:05 PM No.712991997
nice ass
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:13 PM No.712992004
>>712991924
but anon you are already monke....
but anon you are already monke....
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:16 PM No.712992008
her voice....
ToT
ToT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:29 PM No.712992021
>>712991969
you can tell because she doesn't really talk like a little kid
you can tell because she doesn't really talk like a little kid
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:32 PM No.712992024
Ok but where crocs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:39 PM No.712992032
Where's K;Rool
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:41 PM No.712992034
>shitty voice acting
oh fuck off
oh fuck off
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:45 PM No.712992038
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHILD ToT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:51 PM No.712992045
still looks like there's not much challenge and it rewards you for everything, but it does look fun
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:55 PM No.712992048
>the loli singing makes my DK the big DK
Damn.
Damn.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:08 PM No.712992062
Break everything, the game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:12 PM No.712992067
Gorilla goes underground? This is Godzilla Vs. Kong!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:18 PM No.712992074
>KONGO JUNGLE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:30 PM No.712992091
98 metacritic inc holy fuck
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:31 PM No.712992094
>bananergy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:40 PM No.712992101
Hell yeah music
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:40 PM No.712992102
donkey may kong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:48 PM No.712992105
>>712991706
i was about to post this exact thing lmao
i was about to post this exact thing lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:53 PM No.712992108
Nintendo won
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:03 PM No.712992124
OOH BANANA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:12 PM No.712992131
>>712992049
Donkey Kong's son is named Donkey Kong
Bowser's son is named Bowser
Why can't Pauline's daughter be named Pauline
Donkey Kong's son is named Donkey Kong
Bowser's son is named Bowser
Why can't Pauline's daughter be named Pauline
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:20 PM No.712992142
I've never played a DK game and I think this looks pretty sick
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:22 PM No.712992147
Saw her pits
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:29 PM No.712992149
Why am I getting heavy splatoon vibes from this game
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:31 PM No.712992152
soul
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:34 PM No.712992154
>Pauline can turn DK into a muscular Big Black Kong whenever she desires
>also a horse
Nintendo have no idea what evil they've unleashed
>also a horse
Nintendo have no idea what evil they've unleashed
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:37 PM No.712992158
Mario was the bad guy?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:38 PM No.712992160
>skill points
game INSTANTLY ruined
game INSTANTLY ruined
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:41 PM No.712992165
Reminder if you increase your health you're a pussy. Real KONGS only increase punching power
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:41 PM No.712992167
OOOOH BANANA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:42 PM No.712992168
>>712992131
Here's hoping.
Here's hoping.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:43 PM No.712992170
Truly Switch 2's Odyssey, but better.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:43 PM No.712992171
>skill tree
OH FUCK OFF
OH FUCK OFF
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:56 PM No.712992186
Why is Pualine a kid now? I thought she was an adult.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:59 PM No.712992190
SSJ DK looks more angry than the old design ever did
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:01 PM No.712992193
the Zebra DK on loli Pauline porn will go hard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:07 PM No.712992203
Pauline feet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:25 PM No.712992218
Why is the narrator black
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:28 PM No.712992223
>custom outfits for loline
WE'RE FUCKING BACK
WE'RE FUCKING BACK
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:30 PM No.712992226
LOLI OUTFITS YESS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:33 PM No.712992229
PAULINE COSTUMES CONFIRMED
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:35 PM No.712992234
Made for BKD
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:38 PM No.712992238
donkey kong wonned so hard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:42 PM No.712992245
>>712992218
immersion
immersion
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:43 PM No.712992246
>literally the same shop UI as Odyssey
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:47 PM No.712992248
>outfits for pauline
oh no
oh no
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:47 PM No.712992250
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:48 PM No.712992252
OH FUCK YES
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:50 PM No.712992254
SHE HAS ALTERNATE OUTFITS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:50 PM No.712992256
>transformations
Shantae kong
Shantae kong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:50 PM No.712992257
PAULINE COSTUMES FUCK YES!!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:51 PM No.712992258
yup they knew what they were doing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:52 PM No.712992259
>Dress up loli
GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR BROSSSS
GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR BROSSSS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:55 PM No.712992262
zelda odyssey ft. dk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:58 PM No.712992268
>Naked Donkey Kong
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DEAGE PAULINE.
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DEAGE PAULINE.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:58 PM No.712992269
>>712992218
ooh banana
ooh banana
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:59 PM No.712992273
loli clothing ToT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:03 PM No.712992280
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:07 PM No.712992285
>pauline customization
nintendo...
nintendo...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:27 PM No.712992304
no eddie costume no buy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:28 PM No.712992305
micro bikini where
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:29 PM No.712992306
>>712992180
ok tendie
ok tendie
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:30 PM No.712992307
>>712992218
DK is a gorilla, black guys well you get the idea
DK is a gorilla, black guys well you get the idea
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:33 PM No.712992313
>>712992186
Because we pedos won
Because we pedos won
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:37 PM No.712992317
>>712992223
This game looks fucking insane, now you're telling me I can customize my Loline? Fuck yes.
This game looks fucking insane, now you're telling me I can customize my Loline? Fuck yes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:41 PM No.712992326
D-K
DONKEY KONG
DONKEY KONG
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:43 PM No.712992329
>DK Rap
kino incoming
kino incoming
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:52 PM No.712992342
IN BED WITH PAULINE OH GOD!!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:53 PM No.712992343
DK RAP
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:56 PM No.712992350
HE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:03 PM No.712992357
>preview for a game about a gorilla
>announcer is black
>announcer is black
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:09 PM No.712992361
>>712992160
definitely feels very not-nintendo. they're slowly but surely caving to western design trends.
definitely feels very not-nintendo. they're slowly but surely caving to western design trends.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:09 PM No.712992364
HE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:11 PM No.712992367
>skill points
>costumes give shit like 10% swim speed
what are we doing here man
>costumes give shit like 10% swim speed
what are we doing here man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:24 PM No.712992379
DK Rap is in
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:25 PM No.712992381
>>712991729
pinchable
pinchable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:36 PM No.712992385
>>712992270
Zelda is a chestlet that's why she has to compensate with her butt
Zelda is a chestlet that's why she has to compensate with her butt
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:38 PM No.712992387
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:41 PM No.712992393
But I thought Nintendo hates Rarekong?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:43 PM No.712992396
>>712992361
Nintendo had skill points before
Nintendo had skill points before
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:46 PM No.712992402
>loline uses vocal blast
rule 34 better use that for her moans
rule 34 better use that for her moans
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:48 PM No.712992405
>>712990956
Ah there it is the DK rap. This one must have been hers
Ah there it is the DK rap. This one must have been hers
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:58 PM No.712992418
>co op
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:04 PM No.712992424
>>712991729
They are one of us
They are one of us
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:08 PM No.712992430
>you can dress the loli
get fucked onirism fags
get fucked onirism fags
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:29 PM No.712992449
Wouldn't be a nintendo game without the babby mode
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:32 PM No.712992453
I couldn't beat the last level of Mario Odyssey without assist mode
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:34 PM No.712992454
Is that a remix of the hammer theme?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:39 PM No.712992458
I NEED teh switch 2 to get modded fast so we can have the micro bikino loli mod asap
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:49 PM No.712992469
>you can paint your own dong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:56 PM No.712992473
>game journalist mode
10/10 reviews locked in
10/10 reviews locked in
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:02 PM No.712992475
>draws old DK
based
based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:06 PM No.712992478
>Full 3d model mode
Oh no nintendo what have you done
Oh no nintendo what have you done
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:11 PM No.712992484
yum
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:15 PM No.712992487
LOLINE AMIIBO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:16 PM No.712992490
HOTGLUE TIME
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:18 PM No.712992491
>>712990421
nta but you seem like one of those mega gays
nta but you seem like one of those mega gays
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:24 PM No.712992493
lmao randomly a fucking sculpting mode okay
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:34 PM No.712992504
this game doesn't look better than dk64
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:41 PM No.712992508
>Bullshit art side mode
SOUL
SOUL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:43 PM No.712992514
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:45 PM No.712992516
>>712992484
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:45 PM No.712992517
>>712992154
>costume option that says "Naked"
>DK and Pauline share a bed
It's like they're asking for it.
>costume option that says "Naked"
>DK and Pauline share a bed
It's like they're asking for it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:49 PM No.712992527
>amiibo only content
OH FUCK OFF NINTENDO
OH FUCK OFF NINTENDO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:49 PM No.712992528
>>712992430
You could do that in Onirism years ago
You could do that in Onirism years ago
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:52 PM No.712992535
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO CARVE A PENIS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:57 PM No.712992540
>best pauline costume locked behind amiibo
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:02 PM No.712992545
ACTUAL ROMACNE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:02 PM No.712992546
is Pauline voiced by Mori Calliope?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:11 PM No.712992553
why is kong bananza mode cheeked up
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:17 PM No.712992561
This game is going to end with Mario beating DK ass isn’t it?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:18 PM No.712992562
DIXIE AND DIDDY SPOTTED, THEY LIVE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:26 PM No.712992568
>diddy and dixie are shopkeepers apparently
Based?
Based?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:33 PM No.712992578
Holy fuckin SOUL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:35 PM No.712992582
>talented singer
>she's shit
what did they mean by this
>she's shit
what did they mean by this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:38 PM No.712992586
This looks fucking awesome.
I just wish it was a launch title
I just wish it was a launch title
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:39 PM No.712992589
>journey to the center of the earth
yeah I'm thinking based
yeah I'm thinking based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:39 PM No.712992590
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:43 PM No.712992594
But can I scan my Splatoon amiibos to give Pauline splat-idol fashion, or will I just get random chunks because they're not DK™ amiibos?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:43 PM No.712992596
Dad+Daughter-bros our time is now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:48 PM No.712992603
Diddy and Dixie were there
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:53 PM No.712992609
>core
Ohnononononono
Ohnononononono
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:54 PM No.712992610
This song will play during the kino final sequence when Dong expands to maximum.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:55 PM No.712992612
Nintendo has added a whole new meaning to Diddy Kong looks like.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:56 PM No.712992615
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:58 PM No.712992618
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:06 PM No.712992630
Yeah I'm thinking day 1 buy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:08 PM No.712992634
>>712992546
Literally who and literally why should I care?
Literally who and literally why should I care?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:09 PM No.712992638
>>712992546
Nah DK is
Nah DK is
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:12 PM No.712992643
that's it??
I mean the game looks neat but they didn't really tell us anything
I mean the game looks neat but they didn't really tell us anything
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:15 PM No.712992651
>Cuhline
>New SEX Kong
>Dickxie
This game is Nintendo's greatest game yet.
>New SEX Kong
>Dickxie
This game is Nintendo's greatest game yet.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:23 PM No.712992659
It's over...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:24 PM No.712992661
>the girl who looks like Pauline is Pauline
Wow, who could have guessed
Wow, who could have guessed
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:29 PM No.712992667
>>712992546
Fucking hilarious if true
Fucking hilarious if true
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:31 PM No.712992669
>>712992540
You do know that amiibo nfc is spoofable right?
You do know that amiibo nfc is spoofable right?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:31 PM No.712992671
erm...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:34 PM No.712992673
Was that a cheese pizza they carved...? Dark vibes from this game. Seems to be catering for children and men who prey on children.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:36 PM No.712992674
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:37 PM No.712992675
>no Krool
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:38 PM No.712992678
Those fucking FEET!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:39 PM No.712992680
I'm surprised at all the dk64 remixes, thought nintendo buried that game
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:41 PM No.712992684
it's slop
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:45 PM No.712992690
Game looks liek shit
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:45 PM No.712992691
Nintendo won
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:56 PM No.712992697
Literally looks like her dad put her in her mom's dress
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:01 PM No.712992703
Fucking kino man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:01 PM No.712992705
Unironically one of the funnest looking games I've ever seen.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:03 PM No.712992712
>>712992546
Lmfao no
Lmfao no
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:05 PM No.712992715
Cute
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:07 PM No.712992717
The game looks pretty good.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:07 PM No.712992718
>no new Mario kart world costumes
wtf was the point then?
wtf was the point then?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:08 PM No.712992720
6/10
Very mixed opinion on the things shown. Seems like a mindlessly fun game, but not a must-play-game.
Very mixed opinion on the things shown. Seems like a mindlessly fun game, but not a must-play-game.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:10 PM No.712992726
Shit GAME
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:11 PM No.712992727
>>712992643
they told you everything
>eat banan
>dig
>hit things with rocks
>singing barefoot loli with weaponized voice
>sculpting
>transform into other animals
they told you everything
>eat banan
>dig
>hit things with rocks
>singing barefoot loli with weaponized voice
>sculpting
>transform into other animals
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:13 PM No.712992729
S-SUZANNE BROS??? OUR FAKE LEAK WAS...FAKE?!!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:13 PM No.712992730
I will buy it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:17 PM No.712992737
>>712992643
They showed us that it fixed every problem with Odyssey, such as the moons being useless and the clothes not doing anything. And they showed we can dress up the little girl which is of course kino.
They showed us that it fixed every problem with Odyssey, such as the moons being useless and the clothes not doing anything. And they showed we can dress up the little girl which is of course kino.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:25 PM No.712992745
>>712992643
good one bro
good one bro
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:36 PM No.712992759
>>712992715
she's so cool.... just like her bfdad
she's so cool.... just like her bfdad
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:40 PM No.712992762
>dk can run around naked with a child on his back
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:41 PM No.712992763
>>712992674
Why do Diddy and Dixie look the same but DK is now a drooling Pixar retard?
Why do Diddy and Dixie look the same but DK is now a drooling Pixar retard?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:43 PM No.712992767
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:46 PM No.712992770
Verdict? It's kino
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:46 PM No.712992771
very inappropriate makeup for a child what did miyamoto mean by this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:47 PM No.712992773
>>712986882 (OP)
We win lolicon games are now the norm my god we can't stop winning hahaha
We win lolicon games are now the norm my god we can't stop winning hahaha
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:57 PM No.712992787
Where K Rool?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:09 PM No.712992803
>>712992674
Well at least they made it in, even if it seems like they're just there for minigame cameos
Well at least they made it in, even if it seems like they're just there for minigame cameos
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:11 PM No.712992805
Looks impressive. Could easily be runner up for goty after Clair Obscur.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:12 PM No.712992806
>>712992680
People STILL confuse nintendo creativity with "WAAAH THEY MUST HATE OLD THING" no nigga they just want to do new thing they still love Rare DK
People STILL confuse nintendo creativity with "WAAAH THEY MUST HATE OLD THING" no nigga they just want to do new thing they still love Rare DK
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:12 PM No.712992807
>>712992720
there is nothing wrong with mindless fun
there is nothing wrong with mindless fun
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:13 PM No.712992808
>>712992697
oh my
oh my
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:15 PM No.712992812
10/10 it's kino DK time
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:19 PM No.712992814
>>712992603
How old are they in present time if they look older than young pauline
How old are they in present time if they look older than young pauline
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:23 PM No.712992816
K Rool fags BTFO
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:24 PM No.712992819
Trannies finna cry about Cranky Kong not kidnapping Pauline like anyone cares
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:24 PM No.712992820
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:29 PM No.712992821
>>712992671
>Mori Calliope?
imagine how giant DK's D would be in comparison to her body
Pauline could use it like a body pillow
>Mori Calliope?
imagine how giant DK's D would be in comparison to her body
Pauline could use it like a body pillow
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:33 PM No.712992825
>>712992767
Sicko.
Sicko.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:36 PM No.712992831
>>712992787
do you really want him in a game like this
do you really want him in a game like this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:37 PM No.712992832
GOTY incoming, Snoys btfo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:39 PM No.712992834
>>712992762
Is there a naked Pauline cosmetic?
Is there a naked Pauline cosmetic?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:42 PM No.712992840
>>712992643
They spoiled half the game. They showed too much.
They spoiled half the game. They showed too much.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:42 PM No.712992841
>>712992561
Like Venom Snake walking into Zanzibar land to be killed by Solid
Like Venom Snake walking into Zanzibar land to be killed by Solid
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:48 PM No.712992854
>>712992807
I didnt say there was you dumb bitch.
I didnt say there was you dumb bitch.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:49 PM No.712992858
>>712992697
Sex
Sex
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:50 PM No.712992859
>Figure Pauline would be a late game reveal or something.
>Nah you're probably getting her after the tutorial area.
So what was even the point of the Oddrock thing?
>Nah you're probably getting her after the tutorial area.
So what was even the point of the Oddrock thing?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:51 PM No.712992861
>>712992787
Hes posting about how hollow earth isnt real
Hes posting about how hollow earth isnt real
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:53 PM No.712992864
>>712992675
what do you mean he was right there. are you stupid?
what do you mean he was right there. are you stupid?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:00 PM No.712992874
>>712992787
Hope you enjoyed him in Smash.
Hope you enjoyed him in Smash.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:02 PM No.712992878
what a cute, cool lil tomboy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:04 PM No.712992883
alright it looks fun
i will buy mario kart world, dk bananza and splatoon raiders when i get a switch 2
i will buy mario kart world, dk bananza and splatoon raiders when i get a switch 2
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:08 PM No.712992889
>extensive customization options for both Donkey Kong and Pauline a month after only giving them one costume each in Mario kart
Weird choice
Weird choice
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:10 PM No.712992891
>>712992546
They sound nothing alike.
They sound nothing alike.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:16 PM No.712992906
>>712992807
Except for the fact that if you're not 8 years old, mindless fun quickly stops being fun.
Except for the fact that if you're not 8 years old, mindless fun quickly stops being fun.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:22 PM No.712992913
>>712992762
Wow hes literally me....
Wow hes literally me....
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:25 PM No.712992915
>>712992840
they showed like 4 levels
they showed like 4 levels
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:25 PM No.712992916
>>712992603
diddy's eyes are fixed
diddy's eyes are fixed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:27 PM No.712992919
>>712992840
Why do they always do this now, anyway? Those transformations absolutely did not need spoiling
Why do they always do this now, anyway? Those transformations absolutely did not need spoiling
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:28 PM No.712992924
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:29 PM No.712992926
They made Donkey Kong Odyssey Last of us the Wild,
A collectathon return, a love letter to everything donkey kong, and somehow, it can be played on the original switch with multiplayer console sharing.
Nintendo pulled all the stops out with this one.
Effort was made on this game.
A collectathon return, a love letter to everything donkey kong, and somehow, it can be played on the original switch with multiplayer console sharing.
Nintendo pulled all the stops out with this one.
Effort was made on this game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:32 PM No.712992931
the game does look tremendously fun, but in a shiny collecting a lot of bling bling way, aka like a modern game, not that much from gameplay substance. very much a collectathon i suppose. the skill points drive that philosophy home.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:33 PM No.712992932
>>712992671
Even if this was adult Pauline, this would feel weird.
Even if this was adult Pauline, this would feel weird.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:40 PM No.712992941
>baby Mario is the final boss
>unwinnable fight and he forcibly separates the team because he misunderstands what's happening
>unwinnable fight and he forcibly separates the team because he misunderstands what's happening
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:44 PM No.712992949
Krooltroons on suicide watch
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:52 PM No.712992960
>>712992806
I get that but DK64 seemed to be even below the Rare DKC games to them
I get that but DK64 seemed to be even below the Rare DKC games to them
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:55 PM No.712992965
>KREMLINGFAGS BTFO
POST YFW
POST YFW
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:57 PM No.712992968
No K. Rool, no buy. Simple as.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:57 PM No.712992970
>>712992864
You probably get a statue of him you can beat the shit out of
You probably get a statue of him you can beat the shit out of
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:57 PM No.712992971
cute feet and freckles.......
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:02 PM No.712992980
A SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO THE FAGS WHO KEPT SCREAMING AT ME THAT THERE WAS A NO WAY IT COULD BE PAULINE AND A FUCK YOU TO THE FAG WHO KEPT SPAMMING THAT FAKE SUZANNE SHIT, THAT IT WAS PAULINE AND MARIO'S DAUGHTER AND HIS SHITTY ART
ahem thank you, game looks like great fun
ahem thank you, game looks like great fun
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:12 PM No.712992989
banjo kazooie if it was good
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:14 PM No.712992991
>>712992859
I guess it was just meant to be a fun reveal for this trailer but it got leaked. Considering the outfit change maybe they hid it because they wanted to redo her outfit (we went from dress to the shirt jeans)
I guess it was just meant to be a fun reveal for this trailer but it got leaked. Considering the outfit change maybe they hid it because they wanted to redo her outfit (we went from dress to the shirt jeans)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:14 PM No.712992992
>>712986882 (OP)
i fucking love nintendo bros...
i fucking love nintendo bros...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:16 PM No.712992995
>>712992787
inb4 K. Rool's 10000 year old ancestor is the core level and you have to transform into a 20ft kremlin during the final boss or some crazy shit
screencap this
inb4 K. Rool's 10000 year old ancestor is the core level and you have to transform into a 20ft kremlin during the final boss or some crazy shit
screencap this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:18 PM No.712992998
Nintendo won. Preordered
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:20 PM No.712993004
>>712992859
To surprise you
To surprise you
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:23 PM No.712993010
I’m really excited to use the C button when I play Donkey Kong Bananza!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:25 PM No.712993015
>>712992931
oh yeah, classic collectathons were more about exploration and finding the collectables around key parts of the level; I did note this one just seemed to be piling a ton of rewards and shinies on you constantly which is something modern games tend to like to lean into
oh yeah, classic collectathons were more about exploration and finding the collectables around key parts of the level; I did note this one just seemed to be piling a ton of rewards and shinies on you constantly which is something modern games tend to like to lean into
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:26 PM No.712993016
porn artists, this is a national PSA...
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WORK FASTER
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WORK FASTER
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:30 PM No.712993024
>>712992674
>>712992787
I'm fairly confident at this point K. Rool will have some kind of reference or appearance in this. So many other classic DK things are appearing in this.
>>712992787
I'm fairly confident at this point K. Rool will have some kind of reference or appearance in this. So many other classic DK things are appearing in this.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:41 PM No.712993039
4/10 music bring back Jump Up Superstar or whatever the Odyssey song was called
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:55 PM No.712993065
>>712992805
Yeah, this game has no shot against E33 regardless of the quality of either game. E33 is basically 'Oscar bait' except it's also actually legitimately good enough to win without anyone calling journalists out on it.
Yeah, this game has no shot against E33 regardless of the quality of either game. E33 is basically 'Oscar bait' except it's also actually legitimately good enough to win without anyone calling journalists out on it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:59 PM No.712993068
>>712992941
it would be Jumpman instead but i see the vision
it would be Jumpman instead but i see the vision
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:00 PM No.712993070
pauline singing was the worst part in oddysey
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:02 PM No.712993074
>>712992889
Some of them are probably coming post Banaza to MKW and that's why they held them back.
Maybe Smalline too if they're feeling it.
Some of them are probably coming post Banaza to MKW and that's why they held them back.
Maybe Smalline too if they're feeling it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:02 PM No.712993075
>Pauline is little
Oh so it's a prequel and DK is actually Cranky
>Cranky Kong is there too
Wait so what is it? Time travel or something?
Oh so it's a prequel and DK is actually Cranky
>Cranky Kong is there too
Wait so what is it? Time travel or something?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:03 PM No.712993078
finally, a platformer game with soul
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:03 PM No.712993079
>>712992972
he can turn into a zebra...
he can turn into a zebra...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:04 PM No.712993080
>>712991771
Ah yes, loli on shoulder, my favorite videogame genre.
Ah yes, loli on shoulder, my favorite videogame genre.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:08 PM No.712993084
I hope Tiny Kong is in the game somewhere in her slutty teen attire
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:14 PM No.712993096
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:15 PM No.712993097
>>712991917
Why couldn't it be Pauline (Adult Woman) sitting on DK's shoulder?
Why couldn't it be Pauline (Adult Woman) sitting on DK's shoulder?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:17 PM No.712993098
Stigmatabros....
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:18 PM No.712993101
Holy shit, it looks amazing!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:23 PM No.712993114
>>712992972
not if he gathers enough bananergy...
not if he gathers enough bananergy...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:29 PM No.712993117
>>712992889
It's very obvious that they're going to get costumes from this game on a later update for mk world
It's very obvious that they're going to get costumes from this game on a later update for mk world
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:33 PM No.712993123
>>712992787
True final boss, unironically. Why do you think the main Banandium form is an oooga booga punch machine? It's gonna be a fight with K Rool at the planet core and I'm so fucking hyped.
True final boss, unironically. Why do you think the main Banandium form is an oooga booga punch machine? It's gonna be a fight with K Rool at the planet core and I'm so fucking hyped.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:40 PM No.712993136
>lock pauline's best costume behind an amiibo
nintendo ya sly bastards I was gonna buy the figure anyway
nintendo ya sly bastards I was gonna buy the figure anyway
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:50 PM No.712993148
Donkey Kong will break Pauline's heart by the end of the game
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:51 PM No.712993150
>>712993075
pauline was de-aged by the perfume the female voidco villain is holding
>t. my great uncle works at nintendo unironically
pauline was de-aged by the perfume the female voidco villain is holding
>t. my great uncle works at nintendo unironically
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:56 PM No.712993159
@nintendo @fbi pcpedos can NOT get their hands on pauline's model
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:04 PM No.712993174
Niggas thirsting for little pauline meanwhile i wanna get Poppy Kong badly. Her animations looked super cute
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:04 PM No.712993175
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:10 PM No.712993189
>>712993098
why not both
why not both
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:13 PM No.712993193
wow nintendo just murdered the entire industry again
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:20 PM No.712993205
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:32 PM No.712993221
So either the Switch 2 is a timeline reboot, or this is Pauline Jr. and that's the actual late game reveal.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:42 PM No.712993237
>>712992859
Kinda like how Cappy was absent from the first Odyssey trailer i guess, just meant to be a fun reveal for later marketing
Kinda like how Cappy was absent from the first Odyssey trailer i guess, just meant to be a fun reveal for later marketing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:50 PM No.712993252
>cute loli
>her powers are singing
Please tell me minus8 is already working on an animation
>her powers are singing
Please tell me minus8 is already working on an animation
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:54 PM No.712993256
>>712993075
It's a prequel to odyssey, no one cares about arcade dk
It's a prequel to odyssey, no one cares about arcade dk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:56 PM No.712993258
>See DROP THE PRICE spam
>someone clarify that the game is $70
>UMMM BUT I'M BRAZILIAN AND MY CURRENCY IS MONOPOLY MONEY SO IT NEEDS TO BE $10
Kek, it was never about Mario Kart being $80
>someone clarify that the game is $70
>UMMM BUT I'M BRAZILIAN AND MY CURRENCY IS MONOPOLY MONEY SO IT NEEDS TO BE $10
Kek, it was never about Mario Kart being $80
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:57 PM No.712993260
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:57 PM No.712993261
>>712993097
it would be too sexual. A child is just a cute little thing you want to protect
it would be too sexual. A child is just a cute little thing you want to protect
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:00 PM No.712993267
>shove Diddy and Dixie into a couple seconds long ending reel shot when whether they'd be present was a massive point of discussion for the game prior
lmao
lmao
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:03 PM No.712993271
so what are the odds of new DK with loli pauline on his back for the next Smash Bros? spoilers: very likely
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:16 PM No.712993286
>>712993221
It's a reboot.
It's a reboot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:20 PM No.712993297
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:28 PM No.712993305
>>712992715
It's my fault for growing up 90s but I find wide-legged denims on girls really hot.
It's my fault for growing up 90s but I find wide-legged denims on girls really hot.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:32 PM No.712993308
>>712993148
and her hymen
and her hymen
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:31 PM No.712993309
there were some parts where you can tell it does the Odyssey thing of giving you the banana / moon for doing basically nothing, like smashing a wall that obviously has something behind it, or the one where the banana is just half sticking out the ground
a lot of them in the video were straight up just not even hidden
other than that, it does look fun, even if it also seems very easy
the joy seems to come from the satisfaction of just smashing shit and seeing bright colors
a lot of them in the video were straight up just not even hidden
other than that, it does look fun, even if it also seems very easy
the joy seems to come from the satisfaction of just smashing shit and seeing bright colors
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:34 PM No.712993313
>>712992643
did you want to see the accessibility options or something?
did you want to see the accessibility options or something?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:40 PM No.712993324
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:41 PM No.712993327
>>712992610
Yup. Wonder what the final transformation will be
Yup. Wonder what the final transformation will be
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:59 PM No.712993342
>>712992859
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense other than having something to reveal for this direct, and even that got ruined by an accidental leak.
Like, there won't even be a surprise when playing the game now because everyone knows the rock is going to crack open 10 minutes later.
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense other than having something to reveal for this direct, and even that got ruined by an accidental leak.
Like, there won't even be a surprise when playing the game now because everyone knows the rock is going to crack open 10 minutes later.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:01 PM No.712993346
>>712993252
Minus8 is no longer a pedophile
Minus8 is no longer a pedophile
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:02 PM No.712993349
>>712992787
Final boss
Final boss
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:03 PM No.712993350
>>712993075
Cranky kidnapped Lady. Lady is Pauline’s grandma. She was saved by Jumpman, Mario’s grandpa. DK,Pauline and Mario’s fight is a generational conflict.
Cranky kidnapped Lady. Lady is Pauline’s grandma. She was saved by Jumpman, Mario’s grandpa. DK,Pauline and Mario’s fight is a generational conflict.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:04 PM No.712993353
That was bananas
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:15 PM No.712993367
>>712992715
It's weird how the promo art seems to flip between mining outfit DK and classic DK
It's weird how the promo art seems to flip between mining outfit DK and classic DK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:17 PM No.712993373
>>712993305
you just have based taste anon
you just have based taste anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:23 PM No.712993385
>>712993271
Assuming a new Smash game hasn't entered development yet they will absolutely use this version of DK as a base for a moveset revamp.
Assuming a new Smash game hasn't entered development yet they will absolutely use this version of DK as a base for a moveset revamp.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:26 PM No.712993389
>>712993221
Or the timeline doesn't matter and will never matter
Or the timeline doesn't matter and will never matter
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:26 PM No.712993390
So this IS the Odyssey team working on this game, right?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:31 PM No.712993394
Looks like we are getting Mario Odyssey 2 but with Donkey Kong instead with destructible environments. Also, possibility that they'll make a Mario Paint 2 in the future.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:35 PM No.712993402
>>712993285
No, Pauline is a spunky tomboy, she will show DK she can please him just as well as Candy can!
No, Pauline is a spunky tomboy, she will show DK she can please him just as well as Candy can!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:37 PM No.712993403
someone make a new thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:41 PM No.712993410
>>712993305
This. Hottest thing a girl can wear is baggy jeans and a loose t-shirt. Zoomers and boomers don't understand.
This. Hottest thing a girl can wear is baggy jeans and a loose t-shirt. Zoomers and boomers don't understand.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:42 PM No.712993412
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:50 PM No.712993423
>>712992763
Diddy has a new design too, moron. It's been revealed months ago
Diddy has a new design too, moron. It's been revealed months ago
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:51 PM No.712993425
>>712993313
I wanted to see more levels and boss fights
I wanted to see more levels and boss fights
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:51 PM No.712993426
>>712993271
Speaking about Smash, I really hope that they finally rework every single character's moveset.
Speaking about Smash, I really hope that they finally rework every single character's moveset.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:55 PM No.712993434
Are you guys excited for the final sequence to be the emotional song from the direct playing while they frantically rush to escape to the surface?
Kino and GOTY incoming unironically.
Kino and GOTY incoming unironically.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:01 PM No.712993439
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:01 PM No.712993440
>>712993390
yes
yes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:09 PM No.712993456
Nintendo fans ain't beating the pedo allegations
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:17 PM No.712993471
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:22 PM No.712993476
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:25 PM No.712993483
Remember me?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:29 PM No.712993489
>>712991924
hell yeah
hell yeah
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:29 PM No.712993490
>>712993075
>Cranky is there with his companion Rambi
Oh, so this DK is the grandson of the Cranky we knew, and the Cranky now is Rare DK and
>Diddy and Dixie are there too
Fuck if I know then
>Cranky is there with his companion Rambi
Oh, so this DK is the grandson of the Cranky we knew, and the Cranky now is Rare DK and
>Diddy and Dixie are there too
Fuck if I know then
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:34 PM No.712993497
>>712993390
it sure looks like it at least
it sure looks like it at least
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:44 PM No.712993525
>>712987228
sky house taught me this
sky house taught me this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:47 PM No.712993528
>>712993434
chances of Pauline transforming back into adult form and DK into classic Rare form when they reach the surface?
chances of Pauline transforming back into adult form and DK into classic Rare form when they reach the surface?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.712993538
>>712993271
Honestly I feel like it's more likely Pauline will be her own character in the next Smash
Honestly I feel like it's more likely Pauline will be her own character in the next Smash
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:07 PM No.712993547
>>712992787
Stuck in the VAULT.
Stuck in the VAULT.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:08 PM No.712993548
I love lolis bros
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:09 PM No.712993549
>>712993456
Yeah, putting a child in a Diva outfit is kind of asking for it
Yeah, putting a child in a Diva outfit is kind of asking for it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:12 PM No.712993552
>>712987974
No way Wario would be allowed a mainline 3D title.
Recently he isn't even allowed anything other than a minigame collection.
No way Wario would be allowed a mainline 3D title.
Recently he isn't even allowed anything other than a minigame collection.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:15 PM No.712993558
>>712993434
There will probably be another song we haven't heard
There will probably be another song we haven't heard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:18 PM No.712993562
Bosses look like Splatoon bosses.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:19 PM No.712993567
>>712992840
>Avoided the Direct to avoid spoilers.
>Within 5 seconds I see a million posts online spoiling every little thing.
I hate that we can't have surprises anymore.
>Avoided the Direct to avoid spoilers.
>Within 5 seconds I see a million posts online spoiling every little thing.
I hate that we can't have surprises anymore.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:21 PM No.712993570
>>712992787
I've never played the original country trilogy so I have no real attachment to him but I feel like he's being hidden as the final boss considering all those rock lizard enemies and the fact that I can't see that little void co. ceo being the true final boss
I've never played the original country trilogy so I have no real attachment to him but I feel like he's being hidden as the final boss considering all those rock lizard enemies and the fact that I can't see that little void co. ceo being the true final boss
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:34 PM No.712993589
>>712993390
You can tell from the UI. The shop menus in particular are almost exactly the same.
You can tell from the UI. The shop menus in particular are almost exactly the same.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:36 PM No.712993593
>>712993483
DIE.
DIE.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:59 PM No.712993626
>>712993567
sucks to suck, be faster
sucks to suck, be faster
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:06 PM No.712993638
>>712993309
>100% in Odyssey was just a big hat on Peach's Castle
100% in Bananza is just gonna be a big banana on DK's treehouse.
>100% in Odyssey was just a big hat on Peach's Castle
100% in Bananza is just gonna be a big banana on DK's treehouse.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:07 PM No.712993640
>>712993456
At least they aren't going to prison like Playstation executives
At least they aren't going to prison like Playstation executives
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:19 PM No.712993658
>>712986882 (OP)
Why do some of these Nintendo games look so fucking soulful as if made by some magic game engine where every animation looks so smooth and aesthetically pleasing?
Why do some of these Nintendo games look so fucking soulful as if made by some magic game engine where every animation looks so smooth and aesthetically pleasing?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:22 PM No.712993662
>>712993538
if anything she'll replace daisy. and maybe rosalina
if anything she'll replace daisy. and maybe rosalina
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:30 PM No.712993669
>>712993309
>the joy seems to come from the satisfaction of just smashing shit and seeing bright colors
I think changing powers on the fly will also be its own fun as well.
>the joy seems to come from the satisfaction of just smashing shit and seeing bright colors
I think changing powers on the fly will also be its own fun as well.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:33 PM No.712993674
>>712993528
zero for the dk part, they've changed literally every piece of merch, graphics, etc
maybe for pauline but that would be a downgrade
zero for the dk part, they've changed literally every piece of merch, graphics, etc
maybe for pauline but that would be a downgrade
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:35 PM No.712993678
>>712993305
Those times are lost now, like tears in rain
Those times are lost now, like tears in rain
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:36 PM No.712993680
>no explanation on why pauline is a child, possibly retconning fucking everything for no reason
>her singing fucking sucks in every song we heard
>gameplay still seems like a bit of a mystery, is the majority of the game just digging for treasure?
i gotta say mang i am disappoint
>her singing fucking sucks in every song we heard
>gameplay still seems like a bit of a mystery, is the majority of the game just digging for treasure?
i gotta say mang i am disappoint
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:45 PM No.712993691
Did they confirm/deny the one monkey is a tranny?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:01 PM No.712993714
>>712992218
monkey game
monkey game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:03 PM No.712993718
>>712993434
Reminds me of 13 Sentinels
Reminds me of 13 Sentinels
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:06 PM No.712993724
>never going to be able to DK post again with the cunnybros spamming
How does Nintendo get away with it?
How does Nintendo get away with it?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:11 PM No.712993732
>>712993658
They just want to make fun games
They just want to make fun games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:18 PM No.712993741
>>712993658
Because they're making games specifically for the hardware they themselves created, instead of trying to make multisystem ports.
Because they're making games specifically for the hardware they themselves created, instead of trying to make multisystem ports.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:25 PM No.712993752
>>712993680
autism issue
autism issue
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:43 PM No.712993784
The amiibo is just an early unlock, the dress will still be in the regular game
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:46 PM No.712993786
>>712993680
just play it in japanese if the singing bothers you, that's what i did for odyssey and it made the ending much better
just play it in japanese if the singing bothers you, that's what i did for odyssey and it made the ending much better
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:47 PM No.712993790
>>712993674
I figured, but wouldn't that be a fun idea?
I figured, but wouldn't that be a fun idea?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:02 PM No.712993810
>>712993658
Not being obsessed with making everything realistic is a factor.
Not being obsessed with making everything realistic is a factor.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:08 PM No.712993821
>>712992840
>They showed nothing how am I going to justify a purchase now?
>AAAAAA THEY SHOWED TOO MUCH GAME RUINED
You fags are never happy
>They showed nothing how am I going to justify a purchase now?
>AAAAAA THEY SHOWED TOO MUCH GAME RUINED
You fags are never happy
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:09 PM No.712993826
>The endgoal of the game is to downgrade Pauline
Lame, I wish she would stay like this forever
Lame, I wish she would stay like this forever
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:14 PM No.712993836
>>712993662
Mario will have as many characters as Nintendo wants.
Mario will have as many characters as Nintendo wants.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:16 PM No.712993839
>>712993662
Expect Pauline to be added as a playable character in Mario Wonder Switch 2 Edition.
Expect Pauline to be added as a playable character in Mario Wonder Switch 2 Edition.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:31 PM No.712993859
>>712993658
The magic of not using unreal engine/unity shite
The magic of not using unreal engine/unity shite
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:41 PM No.712993875
>>712993786
The JP direct still had the same English songs but japanese voice acting.
The JP direct still had the same English songs but japanese voice acting.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:49 PM No.712993885
>>712993784
Probably a postgame unlock then
Probably a postgame unlock then
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:52 PM No.712993890
>>712992385
Which is also flat, she just has an PK shape because of the lighting and tight pants
Which is also flat, she just has an PK shape because of the lighting and tight pants
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:54 PM No.712993891
>>712993821
Considering I wasn't going to buy the game before I'd say they did the right thing
Considering I wasn't going to buy the game before I'd say they did the right thing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:07 PM No.712993910
>>712992790
She's a fifty year old lady in the body of a loli. She's gonna get the hardest dickings she's had in decades.
She's a fifty year old lady in the body of a loli. She's gonna get the hardest dickings she's had in decades.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:14 PM No.712993921
>>712993658
That's what effort looks like when the goal isn't only to look like real life
That's what effort looks like when the goal isn't only to look like real life
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:19 PM No.712993930
>>712993798
Autistic people, a.k.a. Gigachads
Autistic people, a.k.a. Gigachads
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:31 PM No.712993946
>>712993798
I do, returns basically confirmed bananas being more than a snack. Bananas were worshipped in the past, its kino
I do, returns basically confirmed bananas being more than a snack. Bananas were worshipped in the past, its kino
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:33 PM No.712993950
>>712992787
>DKC music
>DKC characters
>DKC gameplay segments
>DKC items
>crocodile enemies
All that and you think the big bad won't actually be K Rool?
>DKC music
>DKC characters
>DKC gameplay segments
>DKC items
>crocodile enemies
All that and you think the big bad won't actually be K Rool?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:38 PM No.712993958
>>712993821
>eh I'm kinda hungry, one burger isn't enough
>Whoa whoa three burgers is a little much
>GRRRRR YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED, THERE ISN'T ANY POSSIBLE NUMBER OF BURGERS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY
>eh I'm kinda hungry, one burger isn't enough
>Whoa whoa three burgers is a little much
>GRRRRR YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED, THERE ISN'T ANY POSSIBLE NUMBER OF BURGERS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:44 PM No.712993963
>>712993658
Deploying for a single platform (which is their own hardware) and using proprietary engines and asset frameworks does wonders for making software optimal, as it turns out.
Deploying for a single platform (which is their own hardware) and using proprietary engines and asset frameworks does wonders for making software optimal, as it turns out.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:06 PM No.712993995
>>712993724
>>712987641
>>712986882 (OP)
>>712988251
>>712991441
>>712991584
nintendo dont do this to me please. i was on the right track.
>>712987641
>>712986882 (OP)
>>712988251
>>712991441
>>712991584
nintendo dont do this to me please. i was on the right track.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:10 PM No.712994002
Yep, still looks incredible. Everyone who was doubting was a retard, simple as.
It looks like the kind of games we thought back then we'd be getting in the future when consoles were powerful enough. It looks like pure dumb bliss.
Of course it took nintendo to make something like this instead of RE4 over the shoulder copy #640 in post apocalyptic world.
Also
>that guy who played 5 minutes and complained he wanted a "normal" platformer with DK instead of this.
I hope he feels like a retard now.
It looks like the kind of games we thought back then we'd be getting in the future when consoles were powerful enough. It looks like pure dumb bliss.
Of course it took nintendo to make something like this instead of RE4 over the shoulder copy #640 in post apocalyptic world.
Also
>that guy who played 5 minutes and complained he wanted a "normal" platformer with DK instead of this.
I hope he feels like a retard now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:20 PM No.712994015
Does pirating amiibos still work?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:26 PM No.712994026
>>712993798
mentally ill spergs
mentally ill spergs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:28 PM No.712994028
>>712993798
i do, faggot
it's not a hard thing to keep the basics of your world in order for fucks sake
i do, faggot
it's not a hard thing to keep the basics of your world in order for fucks sake
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:34 PM No.712994037
>>712992906
Clearly not since that's all GTA has had going for it since its inception.
Clearly not since that's all GTA has had going for it since its inception.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:38 PM No.712994043
>>712993658
Because Nintendo is a world class game studio no matter how much tryhards want to deny it.
Because Nintendo is a world class game studio no matter how much tryhards want to deny it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:44 PM No.712994050
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:48 PM No.712994056
>>712993107
Joe Rogan?
Joe Rogan?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:49 PM No.712994059
>>712993912
Artist?
Artist?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:50 PM No.712994063
>>712993912
Very cool but would also enjoy the artist, are they on baraag?
Very cool but would also enjoy the artist, are they on baraag?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:56 PM No.712994073
>>712992787
He’ll be the lost world boss
He’ll be the lost world boss
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:14 PM No.712994094
>>712993946
Where does the crystal coconut fit into all this
Where does the crystal coconut fit into all this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:15 PM No.712994097
>>712993950
This, they also had the DK rap in the direct
This, they also had the DK rap in the direct
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:15 PM No.712994098
>>712993912
OHHHHHH CUNNANA
OHHHHHH CUNNANA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:27 PM No.712994113
>donkey kong
>donkey kong but with little girl
tendies not beating the allegations but themselves to the allegations
>donkey kong but with little girl
tendies not beating the allegations but themselves to the allegations
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:36 PM No.712994124
>>712994015
yes, should be the same tech since old amiibos work on it
yes, should be the same tech since old amiibos work on it
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:41 PM No.712994130
>>712993836
If anything they're probably reworking all of the characters from the ground up. I don't see Daisy or Rosa making the cut because there's nothing really new to do with them with time that could be used for a new Mario girl.
If anything they're probably reworking all of the characters from the ground up. I don't see Daisy or Rosa making the cut because there's nothing really new to do with them with time that could be used for a new Mario girl.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:02 PM No.712994165
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:23 PM No.712994193
>>712994113
the only thing im beating is muh dick
the only thing im beating is muh dick
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:23 PM No.712994194
>>712994028
meds
meds
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:29 PM No.712994202
I will be gooning to paulines feet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:30 PM No.712994203
Fuck I hate skill points and outfit boosts in this sort of game but damn does it look fun
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:41 PM No.712994219
>>712994101
If you think about the DK lore for even a second you have thought about it more than Nintendo
If you think about the DK lore for even a second you have thought about it more than Nintendo
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:46 PM No.712994226
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:50 PM No.712994236
>>712994015
It should, someone has to upload the file first
It should, someone has to upload the file first
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:01 PM No.712994257
Its really Odyssey 2 lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:08 PM No.712994268
>>712992949
>>712992965
>>712992032
>>712992816
>>712992787
What if K.Rool is one of the ancient elders and you get a kremling form?
>>712992965
>>712992032
>>712992816
>>712992787
What if K.Rool is one of the ancient elders and you get a kremling form?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:20 PM No.712994284
>>712993390
Supposedly "trusted" leakers have said it's a new spinoff team under the same group. But probably just the same exact team yeah because leakers are always wrong when they don't have proof
Supposedly "trusted" leakers have said it's a new spinoff team under the same group. But probably just the same exact team yeah because leakers are always wrong when they don't have proof
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:23 PM No.712994289
>>712994037
And only children like GTA.
And only children like GTA.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:29 PM No.712994304
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:34 PM No.712994314
I think I like everything about the game except the setting.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:45 PM No.712994336
>gameplay looks goated
>music sounds goated
>uuuooohhhhh
goty
>music sounds goated
>uuuooohhhhh
goty
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:03 PM No.712994353
>>712993839
okay that would be pretty sick
okay that would be pretty sick
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:03 PM No.712994354
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:11 PM No.712994364
>>712993258
Poorfag countries are getting priced out from console gaming period
Poorfag countries are getting priced out from console gaming period
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:17 PM No.712994374
>Made in Abyss
>DONKEY KONG EDITION
even got the loli and everything
>DONKEY KONG EDITION
even got the loli and everything
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:21 PM No.712994381
>>712994165
Old hag bitch cunt, disgusting
Old hag bitch cunt, disgusting
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:21 PM No.712994385
>>712994219
Thats the case for most lore of anything, the fans think about it more than the author, it doesnt deter anyone, because its fun.
Thats the case for most lore of anything, the fans think about it more than the author, it doesnt deter anyone, because its fun.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:28 PM No.712994393
>>712994268
I think you should put down the copium
I think you should put down the copium
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:33 PM No.712994401
>>712994304
SEX!! UOHHH TOO CUTE
SEX!! UOHHH TOO CUTE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:37 PM No.712994407
that part with her telling dk about her dreams was so fucking strange
dk always felt very attitude era, but that looked like it was out of a disney flick for little girls
i guess this reboot is also rebooting the tone but god it just felt off
dk always felt very attitude era, but that looked like it was out of a disney flick for little girls
i guess this reboot is also rebooting the tone but god it just felt off
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:41 PM No.712994417
I guess this is the end of people liking adult Pauline. Farewell, to the era I suppose
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:49 PM No.712994428
>>712994304
She's really going all out for that D... K!
She's really going all out for that D... K!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:52 PM No.712994431
>>712994314
They said very little about how the underground world actually works. I don't think there will be much world building
They said very little about how the underground world actually works. I don't think there will be much world building
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:14 PM No.712994453
>>712994130
Only the characters from Melee and prior would need a major rework, Rosalina is fine. Daisy has Wonder to pull from if they want to pull from anything, but if Peach gets an overhaul Daisy would just keep Peach’s old moveset.
Only the characters from Melee and prior would need a major rework, Rosalina is fine. Daisy has Wonder to pull from if they want to pull from anything, but if Peach gets an overhaul Daisy would just keep Peach’s old moveset.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:17 PM No.712994530
>>712994385
atleast you can admit it’s just you’re own autistic headcanon fanfic nobody actually cares about
atleast you can admit it’s just you’re own autistic headcanon fanfic nobody actually cares about
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:19 PM No.712994532
Oh yeah DK will have loline in tow in the next smash game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:30 PM No.712994541
oh so it's a prequel, I guess DK's new look makes sense now but it doesn't really excuse them not using his old design in Mario Kart
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:40 PM No.712994558
>>712994417
Not after she got that skin tight outfit in mkw
Not after she got that skin tight outfit in mkw
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:41 PM No.712994560
>Peach got her own game
>Pauline got her own major playable role in a game
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAISY GAME?
>Pauline got her own major playable role in a game
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAISY GAME?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:04 PM No.712994583
I think the games looks cool. The fact they added the skill tree bullshit and the clothing having stats is both a curse and a good thing since it means maybe if you ignore it the game can be a bit challenging
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:20 PM No.712994608
>>712994530
Other autistic people care about it. This site is an autistic people playground in case you didnt notice
Other autistic people care about it. This site is an autistic people playground in case you didnt notice
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:41 PM No.712994643
>>712994304
Looks like Wii graphics
Looks like Wii graphics
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:47 PM No.712994649
>>712994560
She is lucky to have been in Wonder
She is lucky to have been in Wonder
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:48 PM No.712994650
>>712994560
Praying her and Luigi get something
Praying her and Luigi get something
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:55 PM No.712994661
>>712994407
Yeah I also got a Disney feel from the trailer. It also seems much more story heavy than you'd expect from a DK (or Mario ) game.
Yeah I also got a Disney feel from the trailer. It also seems much more story heavy than you'd expect from a DK (or Mario ) game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:00 PM No.712994672
>>712993678
It’s like when girls would wear fluffy clothes or hoodies and hugging them was extra soft.
I don’t know how dudes could be gay.
It’s like when girls would wear fluffy clothes or hoodies and hugging them was extra soft.
I don’t know how dudes could be gay.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:14 PM No.712994701
>>712993784
The dress is probably the reward for finishing the game
The dress is probably the reward for finishing the game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:16 PM No.712994703
>>712994560
in the next luigi's mansion
in the next luigi's mansion
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:28 PM No.712994718
>>712994560
Strategy War sim RPG where she be about spreading Islam to infidels and shit
Strategy War sim RPG where she be about spreading Islam to infidels and shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:33 PM No.712994727
>>712994608
I’m still going to call them autistic retards
I’m still going to call them autistic retards
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:39 PM No.712994736
>>712993724
Idk they have a whole ip dedicated to cunny with fat asses with ass cracks, wide hips etc... for god sake they have nude loli and shota in splatoon 2 in the dlc when you start the game.
Idk they have a whole ip dedicated to cunny with fat asses with ass cracks, wide hips etc... for god sake they have nude loli and shota in splatoon 2 in the dlc when you start the game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:41 PM No.712994738
>>712993434
>the chasm begins collapsing in on itself after the final boss leading to this sequence
kino
>the chasm begins collapsing in on itself after the final boss leading to this sequence
kino
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:23 PM No.712994790
>>712994560
daisy will never surpass her identity as "not peach"
daisy will never surpass her identity as "not peach"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:29 PM No.712994798
>>712994650
She’ll be in the next Luigi’s Mansion along with Waluigi
She’ll be in the next Luigi’s Mansion along with Waluigi
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:29 PM No.712994801
>>712993567
>>Avoided the Direct to avoid spoilers.
>>Within 5 seconds I see a million posts online spoiling every little thing.
Yeah. I considered skipping the direct. But I knew that it would be impossible for me to avoid spoilers unless I lived offline until the release of the game. But there is a full month until the game is out and I'm not going a full month offline. So I just watched it.
>>Avoided the Direct to avoid spoilers.
>>Within 5 seconds I see a million posts online spoiling every little thing.
Yeah. I considered skipping the direct. But I knew that it would be impossible for me to avoid spoilers unless I lived offline until the release of the game. But there is a full month until the game is out and I'm not going a full month offline. So I just watched it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:26 PM No.712994879
I'm here to say that I'm sorry for going along with a now-debunked leak.
I am genuinely passionate about the Super Mario franchise, and I was longing for Nintendo to wrap up their 40-year long story in any way they can.
I understand if Nintendo wants to continue with the tradition of Mario saving Peach without ever reaching a resolution.
Because I have already seen Rainbow Road, and because my Suzanne theory got debunked today, I am going to hold off on buying a Nintendo Switch 2 until further notice.
I am genuinely passionate about the Super Mario franchise, and I was longing for Nintendo to wrap up their 40-year long story in any way they can.
I understand if Nintendo wants to continue with the tradition of Mario saving Peach without ever reaching a resolution.
Because I have already seen Rainbow Road, and because my Suzanne theory got debunked today, I am going to hold off on buying a Nintendo Switch 2 until further notice.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:48 PM No.712994919
>>712994727
>>712994628
>>712994530
>STOP CARING ABOUT THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT
get a fucking life dude holy shit
>>712994628
>>712994530
>STOP CARING ABOUT THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT
get a fucking life dude holy shit
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:04 PM No.712994938
Seems like with Martinet gone Nintendo is now about redefining their characters for a new generation
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:23 PM No.712994959
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:40 PM No.712994981
>>712994560
Luigi's Mansion 4 would be the best thing for Daisy I would say. Give her and Luigi different gadgets, swap between them or play in co-op.
Luigi's Mansion 4 would be the best thing for Daisy I would say. Give her and Luigi different gadgets, swap between them or play in co-op.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:45 PM No.712994987
>>712994560
mario wonder bitch, deal with it
mario wonder bitch, deal with it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:36 PM No.712995047
>>712994560
Daisy got a playable role in a 2D Mario game. This is more than most character gets. I hope she gets to be in LM4.
Daisy got a playable role in a 2D Mario game. This is more than most character gets. I hope she gets to be in LM4.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:43 PM No.712995056
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:04 PM No.712995083
>>712994998
No wonder it sucked.
No wonder it sucked.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:33 PM No.712995135
>>712994462
Makes sense too since adult Pauline always has serious DSL.
Makes sense too since adult Pauline always has serious DSL.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:37 PM No.712995140
>>712994879
>I understand if Nintendo wants to continue with the tradition of Mario saving Peach without ever reaching a resolution.
yeah okay ian flynn, it's a game, saving the girl being the motivating factor is fine
>I understand if Nintendo wants to continue with the tradition of Mario saving Peach without ever reaching a resolution.
yeah okay ian flynn, it's a game, saving the girl being the motivating factor is fine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:40 PM No.712995145
>DK can just skip straight to SS4 now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:41 PM No.712995148
>>712994981
Luigi's Mansion 4 is going to be the Resident Evil 0 of the Luigi's Mansion series, except good.
Luigi's Mansion 4 is going to be the Resident Evil 0 of the Luigi's Mansion series, except good.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:11 PM No.712995184
>>712993826
it's Twilight Princess all over again...
it's Twilight Princess all over again...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:05 PM No.712995275
>>712995184
loline and midna sitting in a tree...
loline and midna sitting in a tree...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:08 PM No.712995280
GOTY
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:21 PM No.712995303
>13 years old
How? She looks like 8
How? She looks like 8
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:01 PM No.712995442
>>712995303
Gotta make her be fertile for extra points, you know
Gotta make her be fertile for extra points, you know
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:28 PM No.712995469
>>712995303
It's just Nintendo getting worried about pearl clutchers, so they're saying she's 13 for plausible deniability.
It's just Nintendo getting worried about pearl clutchers, so they're saying she's 13 for plausible deniability.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:37 PM No.712995480
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:01 PM No.712995521
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:02 PM No.712995523
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:39 PM No.712995579
>>712995469
Americans consider anything below 25 pedo territory these days though
Americans consider anything below 25 pedo territory these days though
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:48 PM No.712995592
Tomboy appeal
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:25 PM No.712995723
forget everything i said about the new dk design this game looks amazing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:46 PM No.712995754
>>712995303
it feels like age cope for rating but I'd have no clue why
it feels like age cope for rating but I'd have no clue why
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:25 PM No.712995889
>>712995303
So what you are saying is that she can get pregnant.
So what you are saying is that she can get pregnant.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:34 PM No.712995992
>>712995483
Not really, that law only allow a 13 year old to fuck another 13 year old if they end up on a japanese island that's not part of any prefecture (none of them set it under 16).
Not really, that law only allow a 13 year old to fuck another 13 year old if they end up on a japanese island that's not part of any prefecture (none of them set it under 16).
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:49 PM No.712996092
>>712993434
I dunno why, but hearing the music made me teary eyed. It’s triggering something in my memory and I dunno what.
I dunno why, but hearing the music made me teary eyed. It’s triggering something in my memory and I dunno what.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:36 PM No.712996157
>>712995992
>over 20 male and under 13 female: felony
>under 13 male and over 20 female: misdemeanor
Can you say "Double Standards"
>over 20 male and under 13 female: felony
>under 13 male and over 20 female: misdemeanor
Can you say "Double Standards"
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:13 PM No.712996284
dead
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:38 PM No.712996316
>>712992947
This, move on from Donkey Kong.
This, move on from Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:39 PM No.712996317
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:17 PM No.712996352
>>712992546
It kinda sounds like Erika Lindbeck, getting Futaba vibes from some of the lines we heard.
It kinda sounds like Erika Lindbeck, getting Futaba vibes from some of the lines we heard.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:44 PM No.712996379
>>712996157
There’s a reason they always say “women and children”. Women are effectively children
There’s a reason they always say “women and children”. Women are effectively children
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:57 PM No.712996474
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:02 PM No.712996484
>>712994560
Like how would it play? Trying to get everyone to say Hi back to Daisy? She has as much chance of getting her own game anytime soon as Waluigi.
Like how would it play? Trying to get everyone to say Hi back to Daisy? She has as much chance of getting her own game anytime soon as Waluigi.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:39 PM No.712996521
>>712995523
DK lore doesn’t matter and nobody cares lmfao
DK lore doesn’t matter and nobody cares lmfao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:03 PM No.712996557
>>712995992
This image just explained why so many female VAs are rampant shotafags in public
This image just explained why so many female VAs are rampant shotafags in public
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:15 PM No.712996565
>>712996317
I'm getting the amiibo but used a copied nfc chip isn't playing a stupid game it copies the RFID information exactly
I'm getting the amiibo but used a copied nfc chip isn't playing a stupid game it copies the RFID information exactly
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:22 PM No.712996579
>>712996474
D__K...
D__K...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:52 PM No.712996616
>>712992546
Isn't it Kate Higgins who does her in all the other games?
Isn't it Kate Higgins who does her in all the other games?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:16 PM No.712996639
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:31 PM No.712996661
>>712995754
Something similar happened with Xenoblade 3. Where they said Gondhor was 18, which means Monica birthed her at 13. Complete oversight when playing it safe. And on the opposite end they had Alexandria be actually much younger than she looked.
Something similar happened with Xenoblade 3. Where they said Gondhor was 18, which means Monica birthed her at 13. Complete oversight when playing it safe. And on the opposite end they had Alexandria be actually much younger than she looked.