Thread 712986882

Direct starts in little over an hour! Expectations?

I just know I'll have a BARRAL blast with Donkey Kong Contry Bananza

I don't get it

>>712987097
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hot-monkey-dick

>>712987097
Tendies are pedophiles

>>712986882 (OP)
Why couldn't all these games have released on the first Switch, exactly?

>>712987347
Because they want you to buy the new one, try to keep up.

>>712986882 (OP)
emulation when

>>712986882 (OP)
Read it in Seth Rogan's voice! X3

>>712987347
are they not getting a port?

>>712987525
Of course not

>>712987454
When emu devs stop announcing things too early and where they live

>>712986882 (OP)
>Expectations?
Lots of "uoooh"ing

I'm not sure whether I should bother with this
I fear it's gonna be super easy just lkie odyssey

>fucking donkey kong is now a ‘game you can’t discuss on /v/‘ because of fucking diddlers
I hate you people so much.
Anyways, why does it need a whole fucking direct?
Its a singleplayer platformer collectathon with a gimmick. We saw the trailer. I get the idea.
I don’t need a 20 minute presentation showing me the whole game a month before it comes out.

>>712987228
brb buying switch

>>712987818
Hate Nintendo for making her a kid, weird choice

ooh banana

>>712986882 (OP)
should've been a wario game

>>712987818
>loli is now considered bad on 4chan

Sad times. Twitter ruined a whole generation

>>712987818
They always do this. It's awkward cringe whenever they go:
>in this game, you can jump. We'll show you how you jump in our game. In our game, you jump using the "jump button". I hope you look forward in trying out this exiting feature!

>>712986882 (OP)
I predict plenty of steamiewienies crying about nintendo because they can't emulate it on their cuckdecks

>>712987818
Go back

What the fuck is the point of getting the switch 2 right now
It legit has no games

>>712986882 (OP)
I expect utter and complete disappointment

>>712987818
go shove a banana up your ass faggot

>>712987818
Loli is /v/ culture, redditfag

>>712988049
This

>>712987347
Because nintendo like to release platformers at 60 frames.
Even oddessy was locked 60

Man wtf is happening? Threads about this game are so fucking weird now
And is not regular seething kinda of weird but more of a weird weird kind of weird

>>712988653
The fuck are you talking about?

>>712987097
Nu-DK looks like a horrifically ugly rapist.

>>712987097
Expand dong 2025

>>712988719
All this weird fucking "art"

>>712988772
Nothing wrong with cunny

>>712988726
Wow dude, youre just going to fucking ignore my post like that huh? Again

>>712988772
What's weird about it?

>>712987097
Old meme

>beloved series turned into pedo tranny goonerslop
Grim.

>>712988383
That does not answer the question

>>712986882 (OP)
Hope for DK64 to be shadow dropped at the end

>>712988805
You weirdos are on the same level as furries

>>712988924
The purpose of the game is to retcon and delete rare, no way they'd acknowledge dk64 ever again

>>712988896
They made DK a soiboi, shit like this was inevitable

>>712988896
dk stopped being good at dkc2

>>712988954
>doesn't dress up in a cheap stinky costume, wearing diapers (shitting and pissing in them), wearnig buttplugs pretending to be animals

Dunno about that one mate

>>712988873
what is this poorly drawn go animate shit.
pedos have the worst taste.

>>712988898
UT does if you use critical thinking.
It would not be 60 frames on the switch 1

>>712989084
Why not?

>>712989105
Because it already dips on the switch 2 which is 10 time stronger.

Going to be funny when people realize Small Pauline was just an unused concept piece that wasn't supposed to be posted.

>>712989058
Quagmire you're a pedo

>>712987347
Its weird how you confidently posted something this stupid.

It will be really funny if the small girl is completely unrelated to Pauline entirely

*scares the shit out of you*

>>712989147
Why would corea of all places have access to dev content?

>>712989084
you fucking retard odyssey is WAAAY higher fidelity than this shitty DK game.
everything is low poly with garbage textures, basic effects like water displacement are missing.

so far all the new titles look worse than switch 1 games.

>>712989201
No u Peta

It's gonna be so funny if the girl is revealed to be Pauline's daughter with an implied absentee father whose name starts with M

>>712989147
Yeah, I'm sure an "unused concept" got all the way to getting an official render before being removed. That makes perfect sense

>>712989418
More weird nonsense nobody would say.

gorillas have small penises so it won't hurt baby pauline too much

>>712989501
Everyone says it. DK banaza looks like fucking shit compared to odyssey.
it's so downgraded it looks more like BOTW.

>>712989418
You lost and got raped, Eric.

>>712988653
It's a Nintendo defense discord, they coordinate threads like this to shitpost and stroke their egos. There's a faggot shilling his awful art every thread too.

>>712989282
Or if the leak was some discarded concept or something lmao, i want loli Pauline but i also want to see the board burn

>>712989418
Only a retard thinks mkw world looks worse than 8 deluxe.

>>712989690
>my source is.....EVERYONE
OK.

>>712989250
Go on, I'm listening

>>712989771
Can you post this said discord?

my body is ready

>>712987818
>Make a 3D collectathon with a gimmick thats remkniscent of Banio Kazooie
>Make it DK instead
>Change his rareware design to a new one
>Rumours of Kremling involvement which border on a blatant red herring
I am starting to believe that the rumours of Miyamoto fucking with Rare fans are not just a schizo theory. Well played.

>>712989978
You aren’t you are an imbecile that actually believe a full voxel platformer like this runs on a switch1. Your whole gaming experience is youtube and dischord. You are too affraid of facing even the mildest twitch chat.

>>712986882 (OP)
Something secret, 2 player mode or something like that

>>712990045
I miss scary dk

>>712989690
Everyone says you are fucking retarded.

How much longer until it starts? 15 minutes?

>>712990598
Yea

>>712990598
yes

>>712990598
Yes. My banana is ready

>>712986882 (OP)
SEX
SEX
SEX WITH LOLINE
SEXXXXXXX
i can't wait for the influx of porn once she gets revealed in 10 minutes

>>712986882 (OP)
OP is a fag

I feel like /v/'s opinion on the Direct will entirely be based on if the girl shows up or not

How many of these will we see in the Nintendo youtube chat once she's revealed?

is she in?

>>712990908
>They disabled the chat
lol they know it's coming

they won't be revealing the little girl in this direct retards. jesus christ you guys are retarded

Donkey DONG

>>712990956
Yeah shes the ape

Five minutes

>>712991060
don kong
don key kong

>>712991035
Just gonna anchor this post when anon gets btfo

FIVE MORE MINUTES
WILL WE SEE EVEN A TEASE OF KREMLING

>>712991035
This post will NOT age well

>>712990045
How common are silly-faced characters for comedic purposes in Japan? Or is this DK just Nintendo trying to follow a more American pattern?

>incels being hyped for nintenslop made for kids

Why do you people buy the same game every 3-4th year?

>>712990956
more like dk is in her
she's getting FUCKED by his BIG APE COCK

>>712991035
screencapped to laugh at later

>>712991236
>Why do you people buy the same game every 3-4th year?

The last 3D Donkey Kong game came out at least 10 years before you was even born.

>>712991226
Have you ever seen Sailor Moon or a million other comics and shows from Japan?

>>712991236
>Same game
This is the first DK 3D platformer since DK64 over 20 years ago

>>712986882 (OP)
>3K viewers on twitch
LMAOOOO it's unironically over for nintendo

PAULINE BROS!!!
ASSEMBLE!!!

Why is this so early lol

>>712990992
Tch cowards

>>712991398
we're here!!

Pauline singing?

Wait it's only 15 minutes? I don't think they're going to reveal much then

its goty ive seen enough

Pauline singing!

WHO is singing???

>>712986882 (OP)
retarded disney singin why

>barefoot
OH NO

>1up girl styled song
she's going to be revealed she WILL BROS

UOH

>cringe music number
lame, just like odyssey

>>712991035
BTFO

Why did they go with the seth rogen dk

feet

UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

FEET

>>712991035
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE RETARD

>>712991035
>Immediately proven wrong
LMAO

SEXOOOOO

Feet!

are DK games actually fun?

it's cinema

>pants
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the rock was young Pauline
I should've seen that coming

They went right for it.

lel nintendo trying to own the leak

>>712991035
GET FUCKED FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did they get a black guy to do the voiceover for the monke game?

HOLY SEXO

YES SHE'S RIDING ON HIS BACK ITS ALL I WANTED UOOOOOH

I don't know why they even bothered having her start as a rock.

>On his back during gameplay
OH FUCK YES

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>712991035
GET FUCKED RETARD

>>712991584
>no skirt but at least we get feet

Not too bad

>barefoot loli Pauline
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NINTENDO, PUT SOME FUCKING SOCKS ON HER FEET
NINTENDO DON'T DO THIS
I'M BEGGING YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEGENERACY YOU'RE ABOUT TO UNLOCK

>>712986882 (OP)
WE GOT A TINY PAULINE.

Nice Mario Odyssey mod, where's the DK game?

>>712991584
>Bare feet
What the fuck is Nintendo thinking?

>you have to look at her barefeet for the entire game

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Will Pauline have unlockable costumes too?

>Always on his back
>Sole always on the screen
Uughhhhh

i missed destructibility in video games
this tickles my autis

>not a new character, just baby pauline
slightly disappointed ngl

>>712991369
So? You dont tell me that you're hyped for game made for 7year olds? Theres plenty of platformers released in recent years.

Wtf is wrong with u people?

speedrun trannies are nutting

Barefoot uohfags won...

why'd they get a black guy to voiceover this donkey kong footage lel

Yup, looks like another Nintendo masterpiece.

This game looks like something that could run on the ps3 at 60fps.

how does pauline not literally die every time he rolls and shit. where does she go?

do they know what they've done?

>>712991695
>UHH ACTUALLY I MEANT THIS
Just shut the fuck up retard.

>>712991669
based nintendo not even a footfag
>>712991687
She's gonna be in Mario Kart World.

THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED

The music sounds great

>>712991035
get fucked loser

Nice remix

>>712991729
Those pants are fucking awful

C H U N K

J U M P

KINO

How's this not look better than Odyssey again?

So....chunks huh?

>>712991035
Aged like the finest milk

>DAVID WISE MUSIC
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712991323
I'm born in 93. Why do you care for this slop? Its the same thing as mario or sonic that gets the same rehash every now and then.

This is just mario odyssey 2

>>712991685
Red Faction guerrilla goes on sale sometimes

>>712991729
fucking PANTS

CRANKY

game looks like a 10/10

I hope this isn't the June direct

>>712991849
i already played that

This looked like shovelware

is this the mori calliope song

GOKUBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

literally the wreck it ralph game we never got
I fucking love it

NIG KONG

>Pauline is a child in this game
>But Cranky Kong exists, despite being the original Donkey Kong from the arcade game, where Pauline was an adult
Huh?

>Pauline being THIS prominent in AAA nintendo game
Daisy and Rosafags could NEVER

i don't want to be a zebra
i don't want to be an ostrich
I ONLY WANT TO BE MONKE

astrobot trannies kneel

>>712991730
>if that one European website hadn't accidentally leaked Pauline leading to r34, she probably wouldn't have had this redesign
Point and laugh at the lolicoomers

>Donkey Kong is laying eggs
wtf

>microsoft wont make another banjo kazooie
>nintendo just makes one instead

>>712991906
maybe it's Pauline's daughter

>All those different bestial forms
Pauline definitely knows.

>>712991906
>>712991941
she was de-aged by the villains

It looks incredible

>>712991891
Yup thats her alreight. She did the Ooh-ah-ooh parts

nice ass

>>712991941
Daughter with whom

>>712991924
but anon you are already monke....

her voice....
ToT

>>712991969
you can tell because she doesn't really talk like a little kid

Ok but where crocs

>>712992002
me of course

Where's K;Rool

>shitty voice acting

oh fuck off

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHILD ToT

still looks like there's not much challenge and it rewards you for everything, but it does look fun

>the loli singing makes my DK the big DK
Damn.

>>712991941
They just said it was Pauline.

Break everything, the game.

Gorilla goes underground? This is Godzilla Vs. Kong!

98 metacritic inc holy fuck

Hell yeah music

donkey may kong

>>712991706
i was about to post this exact thing lmao

Nintendo won

OOH BANANA

>>712992049
Donkey Kong's son is named Donkey Kong
Bowser's son is named Bowser
Why can't Pauline's daughter be named Pauline

I've never played a DK game and I think this looks pretty sick

Saw her pits

Why am I getting heavy splatoon vibes from this game

soul

>Pauline can turn DK into a muscular Big Black Kong whenever she desires
>also a horse
Nintendo have no idea what evil they've unleashed

Mario was the bad guy?

>skill points
game INSTANTLY ruined

Reminder if you increase your health you're a pussy. Real KONGS only increase punching power

OOOOH BANANA

>>712992131
Here's hoping.

Truly Switch 2's Odyssey, but better.

>skill tree
OH FUCK OFF

>>712992034
It's called SOUL faggot

Why is Pualine a kid now? I thought she was an adult.

SSJ DK looks more angry than the old design ever did

the Zebra DK on loli Pauline porn will go hard

Pauline feet

Why is the narrator black

>custom outfits for loline
WE'RE FUCKING BACK

LOLI OUTFITS YESS

PAULINE COSTUMES CONFIRMED

Made for BKD

donkey kong wonned so hard

>>712992218
immersion

>outfits for pauline
oh no

>>712992149
yeah me too

SHES GOT OUTFITS TOO

OH FUCK YES

SHE HAS ALTERNATE OUTFITS

>transformations
Shantae kong

PAULINE COSTUMES FUCK YES!!!!

yup they knew what they were doing

>Dress up loli
GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR BROSSSS

zelda odyssey ft. dk

>Naked Donkey Kong
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DEAGE PAULINE.

>>712992218
ooh banana

>>712991750
Zelda. Is. Flat

loli clothing ToT

>>712991729
>you can dress up Pauline
Your move, Pragmata

>pauline customization
nintendo...

no eddie costume no buy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ

micro bikini where

>>712992180
ok tendie

>>712992218
DK is a gorilla, black guys well you get the idea

>>712992186
Because we pedos won

>>712992223
This game looks fucking insane, now you're telling me I can customize my Loline? Fuck yes.

D-K
DONKEY KONG

>DK Rap

kino incoming

IN BED WITH PAULINE OH GOD!!!!

DK RAP

HE

>preview for a game about a gorilla
>announcer is black

>>712992160
definitely feels very not-nintendo. they're slowly but surely caving to western design trends.

HE

>skill points
>costumes give shit like 10% swim speed
what are we doing here man

DK Rap is in

>>712991729
pinchable

>>712992270
Zelda is a chestlet that's why she has to compensate with her butt

>trans kong shown off
It's fucking over
>>712992364
HAS

But I thought Nintendo hates Rarekong?

>>712992361
Nintendo had skill points before

>loline uses vocal blast
rule 34 better use that for her moans

>>712990956
Ah there it is the DK rap. This one must have been hers

>>712991729
They are one of us

>you can dress the loli
get fucked onirism fags

Wouldn't be a nintendo game without the babby mode

I couldn't beat the last level of Mario Odyssey without assist mode

Is that a remix of the hammer theme?

I NEED teh switch 2 to get modded fast so we can have the micro bikino loli mod asap

>game journalist mode
10/10 reviews locked in

>draws old DK
based

>Full 3d model mode
Oh no nintendo what have you done

yum

LOLINE AMIIBO

HOTGLUE TIME

>>712990421
nta but you seem like one of those mega gays

lmao randomly a fucking sculpting mode okay

this game doesn't look better than dk64

>Bullshit art side mode
SOUL

>>712992484
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

>>712992154
>costume option that says "Naked"
>DK and Pauline share a bed
It's like they're asking for it.

>amiibo only content

OH FUCK OFF NINTENDO

>>712992430
You could do that in Onirism years ago

WHO ELSE IS GOING TO CARVE A PENIS

ACTUAL ROMACNE

is Pauline voiced by Mori Calliope?

why is kong bananza mode cheeked up

This game is going to end with Mario beating DK ass isn’t it?

DIXIE AND DIDDY SPOTTED, THEY LIVE

>diddy and dixie are shopkeepers apparently
Based?

Holy fuckin SOUL

>talented singer
>she's shit
what did they mean by this

This looks fucking awesome.
I just wish it was a launch title

>journey to the center of the earth
yeah I'm thinking based

>>712992484
>that makeup
they absolutely knew what they were doing

But can I scan my Splatoon amiibos to give Pauline splat-idol fashion, or will I just get random chunks because they're not DK™ amiibos?

Dad+Daughter-bros our time is now

Diddy and Dixie were there

>core
Ohnononononono

This song will play during the kino final sequence when Dong expands to maximum.

Nintendo has added a whole new meaning to Diddy Kong looks like.

>>712992484
>best costume locked behind an amiibo
Booooo

>what if Donkey Kong but anime
Ugh>>712992562

Yeah I'm thinking day 1 buy

>>712992546
Literally who and literally why should I care?

>>712992546
Nah DK is

that's it??
I mean the game looks neat but they didn't really tell us anything

>Cuhline
>New SEX Kong
>Dickxie
This game is Nintendo's greatest game yet.

It's over...

>the girl who looks like Pauline is Pauline
Wow, who could have guessed

>>712992546
Fucking hilarious if true

>>712992540
You do know that amiibo nfc is spoofable right?

erm...

Was that a cheese pizza they carved...? Dark vibes from this game. Seems to be catering for children and men who prey on children.

Those fucking FEET!

I'm surprised at all the dk64 remixes, thought nintendo buried that game

it's slop

Game looks liek shit

Nintendo won

Literally looks like her dad put her in her mom's dress

Fucking kino man

Unironically one of the funnest looking games I've ever seen.

>>712992546
Lmfao no

Cute

The game looks pretty good.

>no new Mario kart world costumes

wtf was the point then?

6/10
Very mixed opinion on the things shown. Seems like a mindlessly fun game, but not a must-play-game.

Shit GAME

>>712992643
they told you everything
>eat banan
>dig
>hit things with rocks
>singing barefoot loli with weaponized voice
>sculpting
>transform into other animals

S-SUZANNE BROS??? OUR FAKE LEAK WAS...FAKE?!!!!

I will buy it

>>712992643
They showed us that it fixed every problem with Odyssey, such as the moons being useless and the clothes not doing anything. And they showed we can dress up the little girl which is of course kino.

>>712992643
good one bro

>>712992715
she's so cool.... just like her bfdad

>>712992674
Why do Diddy and Dixie look the same but DK is now a drooling Pixar retard?

>>712992690
>>712992684
>>712992673
>>712992661
>>712992643
the seething begins lol

Verdict? It's kino

very inappropriate makeup for a child what did miyamoto mean by this

>>712986882 (OP)
We win lolicon games are now the norm my god we can't stop winning hahaha

Where K Rool?

>>712992697
Why is she making bedroom eyes?

>>712992674
Well at least they made it in, even if it seems like they're just there for minigame cameos

Looks impressive. Could easily be runner up for goty after Clair Obscur.

>>712992680
People STILL confuse nintendo creativity with "WAAAH THEY MUST HATE OLD THING" no nigga they just want to do new thing they still love Rare DK

>>712992720
there is nothing wrong with mindless fun

>>712992697
oh my

10/10 it's kino DK time

>>712992603
How old are they in present time if they look older than young pauline

K Rool fags BTFO

Trannies finna cry about Cranky Kong not kidnapping Pauline like anyone cares

>>712992737
>moons being useless
>muh extrinsic rewards

>>712992671
>Mori Calliope?
imagine how giant DK's D would be in comparison to her body
Pauline could use it like a body pillow

>>712992767
Sicko.

>>712992787
do you really want him in a game like this

GOTY incoming, Snoys btfo

>>712992762
Is there a naked Pauline cosmetic?

>>712992643
They spoiled half the game. They showed too much.

>>712992561
Like Venom Snake walking into Zanzibar land to be killed by Solid

>>712992807
I didnt say there was you dumb bitch.

>>712992697
Sex

>Figure Pauline would be a late game reveal or something.
>Nah you're probably getting her after the tutorial area.
So what was even the point of the Oddrock thing?

>>712992787
Hes posting about how hollow earth isnt real

>>712992675
what do you mean he was right there. are you stupid?

>>712992787
Hope you enjoyed him in Smash.

what a cute, cool lil tomboy.

alright it looks fun
i will buy mario kart world, dk bananza and splatoon raiders when i get a switch 2

>extensive customization options for both Donkey Kong and Pauline a month after only giving them one costume each in Mario kart
Weird choice

>>712992546
They sound nothing alike.

>>712992807
Except for the fact that if you're not 8 years old, mindless fun quickly stops being fun.

>>712992762
Wow hes literally me....

>>712992840
they showed like 4 levels

>>712992603
diddy's eyes are fixed

>>712992840
Why do they always do this now, anyway? Those transformations absolutely did not need spoiling

>>712992762
>dk can get naked but pauline can't
unfair

They made Donkey Kong Odyssey Last of us the Wild,
A collectathon return, a love letter to everything donkey kong, and somehow, it can be played on the original switch with multiplayer console sharing.
Nintendo pulled all the stops out with this one.
Effort was made on this game.

the game does look tremendously fun, but in a shiny collecting a lot of bling bling way, aka like a modern game, not that much from gameplay substance. very much a collectathon i suppose. the skill points drive that philosophy home.

>>712992671
Even if this was adult Pauline, this would feel weird.

>baby Mario is the final boss
>unwinnable fight and he forcibly separates the team because he misunderstands what's happening

>>712992787
Move on, anon.

Krooltroons on suicide watch

>>712992806
I get that but DK64 seemed to be even below the Rare DKC games to them

>KREMLINGFAGS BTFO
POST YFW

No K. Rool, no buy. Simple as.

>>712992864
You probably get a statue of him you can beat the shit out of

cute feet and freckles.......

>>712992821
Hes an ape so sadly its tiny

A SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO THE FAGS WHO KEPT SCREAMING AT ME THAT THERE WAS A NO WAY IT COULD BE PAULINE AND A FUCK YOU TO THE FAG WHO KEPT SPAMMING THAT FAKE SUZANNE SHIT, THAT IT WAS PAULINE AND MARIO'S DAUGHTER AND HIS SHITTY ART
ahem thank you, game looks like great fun

banjo kazooie if it was good

>>712992859
I guess it was just meant to be a fun reveal for this trailer but it got leaked. Considering the outfit change maybe they hid it because they wanted to redo her outfit (we went from dress to the shirt jeans)

>>712986882 (OP)
i fucking love nintendo bros...

>>712992787
inb4 K. Rool's 10000 year old ancestor is the core level and you have to transform into a 20ft kremlin during the final boss or some crazy shit

screencap this

Nintendo won. Preordered

>>712992859
To surprise you

I’m really excited to use the C button when I play Donkey Kong Bananza!

>>712992931
oh yeah, classic collectathons were more about exploration and finding the collectables around key parts of the level; I did note this one just seemed to be piling a ton of rewards and shinies on you constantly which is something modern games tend to like to lean into

porn artists, this is a national PSA...
.
.
.

WORK FASTER

>>712992674
>>712992787
I'm fairly confident at this point K. Rool will have some kind of reference or appearance in this. So many other classic DK things are appearing in this.

4/10 music bring back Jump Up Superstar or whatever the Odyssey song was called

>>712992805
Yeah, this game has no shot against E33 regardless of the quality of either game. E33 is basically 'Oscar bait' except it's also actually legitimately good enough to win without anyone calling journalists out on it.

>>712992941
it would be Jumpman instead but i see the vision

pauline singing was the worst part in oddysey

>>712992889
Some of them are probably coming post Banaza to MKW and that's why they held them back.

Maybe Smalline too if they're feeling it.

>Pauline is little
Oh so it's a prequel and DK is actually Cranky
>Cranky Kong is there too
Wait so what is it? Time travel or something?

finally, a platformer game with soul

>>712992972
he can turn into a zebra...

>>712991771
Ah yes, loli on shoulder, my favorite videogame genre.

I hope Tiny Kong is in the game somewhere in her slutty teen attire

>>712991035
>reverse psychologies the universe into making his desires reality

I see you, King.

>>712991917
Why couldn't it be Pauline (Adult Woman) sitting on DK's shoulder?

Stigmatabros....

Holy shit, it looks amazing!

>>712992972
not if he gathers enough bananergy...

>>712992889
It's very obvious that they're going to get costumes from this game on a later update for mk world

>>712992787
True final boss, unironically. Why do you think the main Banandium form is an oooga booga punch machine? It's gonna be a fight with K Rool at the planet core and I'm so fucking hyped.

>lock pauline's best costume behind an amiibo
nintendo ya sly bastards I was gonna buy the figure anyway

Donkey Kong will break Pauline's heart by the end of the game

>>712993075
pauline was de-aged by the perfume the female voidco villain is holding
>t. my great uncle works at nintendo unironically

@nintendo @fbi pcpedos can NOT get their hands on pauline's model

Niggas thirsting for little pauline meanwhile i wanna get Poppy Kong badly. Her animations looked super cute

>>712993075
>MUH CANON DK LORE
no one cares

>>712993098
why not both

wow nintendo just murdered the entire industry again

>>712993101
>bird dk can lay eggs
Haha

So either the Switch 2 is a timeline reboot, or this is Pauline Jr. and that's the actual late game reveal.

>>712993107
non-canon head shape

>>712992859
Kinda like how Cappy was absent from the first Odyssey trailer i guess, just meant to be a fun reveal for later marketing

>cute loli
>her powers are singing
Please tell me minus8 is already working on an animation

>>712993075
It's a prequel to odyssey, no one cares about arcade dk

>See DROP THE PRICE spam
>someone clarify that the game is $70
>UMMM BUT I'M BRAZILIAN AND MY CURRENCY IS MONOPOLY MONEY SO IT NEEDS TO BE $10
Kek, it was never about Mario Kart being $80

>>712992484
>locked the dress behind an amiibo
YOU FUCKING DEVIOUS BASTARDS!

>>712993097
it would be too sexual. A child is just a cute little thing you want to protect

>shove Diddy and Dixie into a couple seconds long ending reel shot when whether they'd be present was a massive point of discussion for the game prior
lmao

so what are the odds of new DK with loli pauline on his back for the next Smash Bros? spoilers: very likely

>>712993148
Candy Kong will cuck her

>>712993221
It's a reboot.

>>712993252
>minus8
Anon, i...

>>712992715
It's my fault for growing up 90s but I find wide-legged denims on girls really hot.

>>712993148
and her hymen

there were some parts where you can tell it does the Odyssey thing of giving you the banana / moon for doing basically nothing, like smashing a wall that obviously has something behind it, or the one where the banana is just half sticking out the ground
a lot of them in the video were straight up just not even hidden
other than that, it does look fun, even if it also seems very easy
the joy seems to come from the satisfaction of just smashing shit and seeing bright colors

>>712992643
did you want to see the accessibility options or something?

>>712993107
>>712993223
Where did the hair go?!

>>712992610
Yup. Wonder what the final transformation will be

>>712992859
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense other than having something to reveal for this direct, and even that got ruined by an accidental leak.
Like, there won't even be a surprise when playing the game now because everyone knows the rock is going to crack open 10 minutes later.

>>712993252
Minus8 is no longer a pedophile

>>712992787
Final boss

>>712993075
Cranky kidnapped Lady. Lady is Pauline’s grandma. She was saved by Jumpman, Mario’s grandpa. DK,Pauline and Mario’s fight is a generational conflict.

That was bananas

>>712992715
It's weird how the promo art seems to flip between mining outfit DK and classic DK

>>712993305
you just have based taste anon

>>712993271
Assuming a new Smash game hasn't entered development yet they will absolutely use this version of DK as a base for a moveset revamp.

>>712993221
Or the timeline doesn't matter and will never matter

So this IS the Odyssey team working on this game, right?

Looks like we are getting Mario Odyssey 2 but with Donkey Kong instead with destructible environments. Also, possibility that they'll make a Mario Paint 2 in the future.

>>712993285
No, Pauline is a spunky tomboy, she will show DK she can please him just as well as Candy can!

someone make a new thread

>>712993305
This. Hottest thing a girl can wear is baggy jeans and a loose t-shirt. Zoomers and boomers don't understand.

>>712993267
>a massive point of discussion for the game prior
maybe for the mentally ill

>>712992763
Diddy has a new design too, moron. It's been revealed months ago

>>712993313
I wanted to see more levels and boss fights

>>712993271
Speaking about Smash, I really hope that they finally rework every single character's moveset.

Are you guys excited for the final sequence to be the emotional song from the direct playing while they frantically rush to escape to the surface?
Kino and GOTY incoming unironically.

>>712993258
I found physical copies for 62. Just look around.

Got filtered by the chat tho.

>>712993390
yes

Nintendo fans ain't beating the pedo allegations

>>712993221
>>712992131
Who ever heard of a girl Jr

>>712992859
Its really good marketing
Just Imagine if it hadnt leak

Remember me?

>>712991924
hell yeah

>>712993075
>Cranky is there with his companion Rambi
Oh, so this DK is the grandson of the Cranky we knew, and the Cranky now is Rare DK and
>Diddy and Dixie are there too
Fuck if I know then

>>712993390
it sure looks like it at least

>>712987228
sky house taught me this

>>712993434
chances of Pauline transforming back into adult form and DK into classic Rare form when they reach the surface?

>>712993271
Honestly I feel like it's more likely Pauline will be her own character in the next Smash

>>712992787
Stuck in the VAULT.

I love lolis bros

>>712993456
Yeah, putting a child in a Diva outfit is kind of asking for it

>>712987974
No way Wario would be allowed a mainline 3D title.
Recently he isn't even allowed anything other than a minigame collection.

>>712993434
There will probably be another song we haven't heard

Bosses look like Splatoon bosses.

>>712992840
>Avoided the Direct to avoid spoilers.
>Within 5 seconds I see a million posts online spoiling every little thing.
I hate that we can't have surprises anymore.

>>712992787
I've never played the original country trilogy so I have no real attachment to him but I feel like he's being hidden as the final boss considering all those rock lizard enemies and the fact that I can't see that little void co. ceo being the true final boss

>>712993390
You can tell from the UI. The shop menus in particular are almost exactly the same.

>>712993483
DIE.

>>712993567
sucks to suck, be faster

>>712993309
>100% in Odyssey was just a big hat on Peach's Castle
100% in Bananza is just gonna be a big banana on DK's treehouse.

>>712993456
At least they aren't going to prison like Playstation executives

>>712986882 (OP)
Why do some of these Nintendo games look so fucking soulful as if made by some magic game engine where every animation looks so smooth and aesthetically pleasing?

>>712993538
if anything she'll replace daisy. and maybe rosalina

>>712993309
>the joy seems to come from the satisfaction of just smashing shit and seeing bright colors
I think changing powers on the fly will also be its own fun as well.

>>712993528
zero for the dk part, they've changed literally every piece of merch, graphics, etc
maybe for pauline but that would be a downgrade

>>712993305
Those times are lost now, like tears in rain

>no explanation on why pauline is a child, possibly retconning fucking everything for no reason
>her singing fucking sucks in every song we heard
>gameplay still seems like a bit of a mystery, is the majority of the game just digging for treasure?
i gotta say mang i am disappoint

Did they confirm/deny the one monkey is a tranny?

>>712992218
monkey game

>>712993434
Reminds me of 13 Sentinels

>never going to be able to DK post again with the cunnybros spamming

How does Nintendo get away with it?

>>712991441
Source me brother

>>712993658
They just want to make fun games

>>712993658
Because they're making games specifically for the hardware they themselves created, instead of trying to make multisystem ports.

>>712993680
autism issue

The amiibo is just an early unlock, the dress will still be in the regular game

>>712993680
just play it in japanese if the singing bothers you, that's what i did for odyssey and it made the ending much better

>>712993674
I figured, but wouldn't that be a fun idea?

>>712993680
Who cares about the DK lore

>>712993658
Not being obsessed with making everything realistic is a factor.

>>712992840
>They showed nothing how am I going to justify a purchase now?
>AAAAAA THEY SHOWED TOO MUCH GAME RUINED
You fags are never happy

>The endgoal of the game is to downgrade Pauline
Lame, I wish she would stay like this forever

>>712993662
Mario will have as many characters as Nintendo wants.

>>712993662
Expect Pauline to be added as a playable character in Mario Wonder Switch 2 Edition.

>>712993658
The magic of not using unreal engine/unity shite

>>712993786
The JP direct still had the same English songs but japanese voice acting.

>>712993784
Probably a postgame unlock then

>>712992385
Which is also flat, she just has an PK shape because of the lighting and tight pants

>>712993821
Considering I wasn't going to buy the game before I'd say they did the right thing

>>712992790

She's a fifty year old lady in the body of a loli. She's gonna get the hardest dickings she's had in decades.

>>712993658
That's what effort looks like when the goal isn't only to look like real life

>>712993798
Autistic people, a.k.a. Gigachads

>>712993798
I do, returns basically confirmed bananas being more than a snack. Bananas were worshipped in the past, its kino

>>712992787
>DKC music
>DKC characters
>DKC gameplay segments
>DKC items
>crocodile enemies
All that and you think the big bad won't actually be K Rool?

>>712993821
>eh I'm kinda hungry, one burger isn't enough
>Whoa whoa three burgers is a little much
>GRRRRR YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED, THERE ISN'T ANY POSSIBLE NUMBER OF BURGERS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY

>>712993658
Deploying for a single platform (which is their own hardware) and using proprietary engines and asset frameworks does wonders for making software optimal, as it turns out.

>>712987641
Turns out this anon was correct

>>712993724
>>712987641
>>712986882 (OP)
>>712988251
>>712991441
>>712991584
nintendo dont do this to me please. i was on the right track.

Yep, still looks incredible. Everyone who was doubting was a retard, simple as.

It looks like the kind of games we thought back then we'd be getting in the future when consoles were powerful enough. It looks like pure dumb bliss.

Of course it took nintendo to make something like this instead of RE4 over the shoulder copy #640 in post apocalyptic world.

Also
>that guy who played 5 minutes and complained he wanted a "normal" platformer with DK instead of this.

I hope he feels like a retard now.

Does pirating amiibos still work?

>>712993798
mentally ill spergs

>>712993798
i do, faggot
it's not a hard thing to keep the basics of your world in order for fucks sake

>>712992906
Clearly not since that's all GTA has had going for it since its inception.

>>712993658
Because Nintendo is a world class game studio no matter how much tryhards want to deny it.

>>712993798
me

>>712993107
Joe Rogan?

>>712993912
Artist?

>>712993912
Very cool but would also enjoy the artist, are they on baraag?

>>712992787
He’ll be the lost world boss

>>712994015
why wouldn't it

>>712993946
Where does the crystal coconut fit into all this

>>712993950
This, they also had the DK rap in the direct

>>712993912
OHHHHHH CUNNANA

>>712993798
Where do you think you are

>donkey kong
>donkey kong but with little girl
tendies not beating the allegations but themselves to the allegations

>>712994015
yes, should be the same tech since old amiibos work on it

>>712993836
If anything they're probably reworking all of the characters from the ground up. I don't see Daisy or Rosa making the cut because there's nothing really new to do with them with time that could be used for a new Mario girl.

>>712994113
the only thing im beating is muh dick

>>712994028
meds

I will be gooning to paulines feet

Fuck I hate skill points and outfit boosts in this sort of game but damn does it look fun

>>712994101
If you think about the DK lore for even a second you have thought about it more than Nintendo

>>712994015
>>712994124
*bricks your Switch 2*

>>712994015
It should, someone has to upload the file first

Its really Odyssey 2 lol

>>712992949
>>712992965
>>712992032
>>712992816
>>712992787
What if K.Rool is one of the ancient elders and you get a kremling form?

>>712993390
Supposedly "trusted" leakers have said it's a new spinoff team under the same group. But probably just the same exact team yeah because leakers are always wrong when they don't have proof

>>712994037
And only children like GTA.

I think I like everything about the game except the setting.

>gameplay looks goated
>music sounds goated
>uuuooohhhhh
goty

>>712993839
okay that would be pretty sick

>>712994304
>Final song is just the DK rap
Kino!

>>712993258
Poorfag countries are getting priced out from console gaming period

>>712993958
>food analogy

>Made in Abyss
>DONKEY KONG EDITION
even got the loli and everything

>>712994165
Old hag bitch cunt, disgusting

>>712994219
Thats the case for most lore of anything, the fans think about it more than the author, it doesnt deter anyone, because its fun.

>>712994268
I think you should put down the copium

>>712994304
SEX!! UOHHH TOO CUTE

that part with her telling dk about her dreams was so fucking strange
dk always felt very attitude era, but that looked like it was out of a disney flick for little girls
i guess this reboot is also rebooting the tone but god it just felt off

I guess this is the end of people liking adult Pauline. Farewell, to the era I suppose

>>712994304
She's really going all out for that D... K!

>>712994314
They said very little about how the underground world actually works. I don't think there will be much world building

>>712994130
Only the characters from Melee and prior would need a major rework, Rosalina is fine. Daisy has Wonder to pull from if they want to pull from anything, but if Peach gets an overhaul Daisy would just keep Peach’s old moveset.

>>712991729
>those DSL
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>712991035
hello idiot-kun

>>712994385
atleast you can admit it’s just you’re own autistic headcanon fanfic nobody actually cares about

Oh yeah DK will have loline in tow in the next smash game

oh so it's a prequel, I guess DK's new look makes sense now but it doesn't really excuse them not using his old design in Mario Kart

>>712994417
Not after she got that skin tight outfit in mkw

>Peach got her own game
>Pauline got her own major playable role in a game
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAISY GAME?

I think the games looks cool. The fact they added the skill tree bullshit and the clothing having stats is both a curse and a good thing since it means maybe if you ignore it the game can be a bit challenging

>>712994530
Other autistic people care about it. This site is an autistic people playground in case you didnt notice

>>712994541
tism babble

>>712994304
Looks like Wii graphics

>>712994560
She is lucky to have been in Wonder

>>712994560
Praying her and Luigi get something

>>712994407
Yeah I also got a Disney feel from the trailer. It also seems much more story heavy than you'd expect from a DK (or Mario ) game.

>>712993678
It’s like when girls would wear fluffy clothes or hoodies and hugging them was extra soft.
I don’t know how dudes could be gay.

>>712993784
The dress is probably the reward for finishing the game

>>712994560
in the next luigi's mansion

>>712994560
Strategy War sim RPG where she be about spreading Islam to infidels and shit

>>712994608
I’m still going to call them autistic retards

>>712993724
Idk they have a whole ip dedicated to cunny with fat asses with ass cracks, wide hips etc... for god sake they have nude loli and shota in splatoon 2 in the dlc when you start the game.

>>712993434
>the chasm begins collapsing in on itself after the final boss leading to this sequence
kino

>>712994560
daisy will never surpass her identity as "not peach"

>>712994650
She’ll be in the next Luigi’s Mansion along with Waluigi

>>712993567
>>Avoided the Direct to avoid spoilers.
>>Within 5 seconds I see a million posts online spoiling every little thing.
Yeah. I considered skipping the direct. But I knew that it would be impossible for me to avoid spoilers unless I lived offline until the release of the game. But there is a full month until the game is out and I'm not going a full month offline. So I just watched it.

I'm here to say that I'm sorry for going along with a now-debunked leak.
I am genuinely passionate about the Super Mario franchise, and I was longing for Nintendo to wrap up their 40-year long story in any way they can.
I understand if Nintendo wants to continue with the tradition of Mario saving Peach without ever reaching a resolution.
Because I have already seen Rainbow Road, and because my Suzanne theory got debunked today, I am going to hold off on buying a Nintendo Switch 2 until further notice.

>>712994727
>>712994628
>>712994530
>STOP CARING ABOUT THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT
get a fucking life dude holy shit

Seems like with Martinet gone Nintendo is now about redefining their characters for a new generation

>>712994304
I LOVE D**K
I NEED D**K
ON MY KNEES FOR D**K

>>712994560
Luigi's Mansion 4 would be the best thing for Daisy I would say. Give her and Luigi different gadgets, swap between them or play in co-op.

>>712994560
mario wonder bitch, deal with it

>>712993859
Pikmin 4 is UE4

>>712994560
Daisy got a playable role in a 2D Mario game. This is more than most character gets. I hope she gets to be in LM4.

>>712994304
>D...K!

There's no fucking way they don't know what they're doing.

>>712994998
No wonder it sucked.

>>712994919
uh oh autistic retard meltdown

>>712994462
Makes sense too since adult Pauline always has serious DSL.

>>712994879
>I understand if Nintendo wants to continue with the tradition of Mario saving Peach without ever reaching a resolution.
yeah okay ian flynn, it's a game, saving the girl being the motivating factor is fine

>>712994981
Luigi's Mansion 4 is going to be the Resident Evil 0 of the Luigi's Mansion series, except good.

>>712993826
it's Twilight Princess all over again...

>>712995184
loline and midna sitting in a tree...

GOTY

>13 years old

How? She looks like 8

>>712995303
Gotta make her be fertile for extra points, you know

>>712995303
It's just Nintendo getting worried about pearl clutchers, so they're saying she's 13 for plausible deniability.

>>712992767
>soiniggers are playin this
lol no surprises there

>>712995303
So she's legal in Japan

>>712995303
>13-year-old girl
prequel confirmed fuck you to the fags who told it couldn't be one

>>712995131
look inward brother
>>712995303
aged up for western release :^)

>>712995469
Americans consider anything below 25 pedo territory these days though

Tomboy appeal

forget everything i said about the new dk design this game looks amazing

>>712995303
it feels like age cope for rating but I'd have no clue why

>>712995303
So what you are saying is that she can get pregnant.

>>712995483
Not really, that law only allow a 13 year old to fuck another 13 year old if they end up on a japanese island that's not part of any prefecture (none of them set it under 16).

>>712993434
I dunno why, but hearing the music made me teary eyed. It’s triggering something in my memory and I dunno what.

>>712995992
>over 20 male and under 13 female: felony
>under 13 male and over 20 female: misdemeanor
Can you say "Double Standards"

dead

>>712992947
This, move on from Donkey Kong.

>>712994124
>>712994080
alright, you guys play stupid games if you want to. You have been warned.

>>712992546
It kinda sounds like Erika Lindbeck, getting Futaba vibes from some of the lines we heard.

>>712996157
There’s a reason they always say “women and children”. Women are effectively children

>>712995056
wdym Pauline simply loves D...K
She could spend all day playing with D...K

>>712994560
Like how would it play? Trying to get everyone to say Hi back to Daisy? She has as much chance of getting her own game anytime soon as Waluigi.

>>712995523
DK lore doesn’t matter and nobody cares lmfao

>>712995992
This image just explained why so many female VAs are rampant shotafags in public

>>712996317
I'm getting the amiibo but used a copied nfc chip isn't playing a stupid game it copies the RFID information exactly

>>712996474
D__K...

>>712992546
Isn't it Kate Higgins who does her in all the other games?

>>712995303
Wait do it is a prequel?
Then wtf regular old Cranky Dixie and Diddy show up???

>>712995754
Something similar happened with Xenoblade 3. Where they said Gondhor was 18, which means Monica birthed her at 13. Complete oversight when playing it safe. And on the opposite end they had Alexandria be actually much younger than she looked.