:)

List of people who are going to take it up their fucking asses once the game comes out:
>Mandatefags
>Suzanne/Pauline Jr fags
>de-aged/time-travel fags
>muh ai-generated fags
My advice?
Better clog your intestines with lubricant when it's time to BEND. OVER.

I just spent one hundred and seventy dollars on the new donkey kong game and two onaholes
and bags for the onaholes

>>714187214
Bend over, Mario

>>713776681
RAPEy kong.

>>713107585
>he had such an ikemen/handsome image before
he still got it

my body is ready

>>712927431
You're gonna need a hundred bucks of lubricant when I'm done with you.
bend over.

>>527222834
holy BASED
>>527222896
bend OVER

>there will never be a non-nintendo nintendo console
wow thank you for that revelation OP now bend over

>>712368360
bend over