except Donkey Kong who for some reason was turned into an emotionally unstable retard. Why?
Clearly everyone still loves the Rare style and the game is literally developed by a younger team that loved the Country games growing up
>>713096760 (OP)cheap way to make it more appealing to women and gays. everything has to be for everyone today
>>713096760 (OP)It feels like the real DK has been replaced by an imposter.
>>713096760 (OP)New console -> new character design
Affirms that this is something NEW that you have to get
At least thats my theory
>>713096760 (OP)The ring around his eyes is just too thick now, it looks dumb. Doesn't even look like the modern 2D art it's supposedly based on.
>>713096904This is the worst trend today. When you make something for everyone, it's actually for no one.
>>713096760 (OP)>So literally everything still looks like Rare DKwell not the environments. i hate how they all look like a random alien world. like even your screenshot, why is the sky purple? and apparently the whole game takes place underground but never looks like it which adds to the randomness
>>713096760 (OP)>Why?because the redesign is more expressive, I'll bet money on there being an emotional story beat that wouldn't have worked at all with the Rare DK resting angry face.
>>713096760 (OP)His mouth (the teethy part) is way too big, it's like they saw he has that big round beak with a lot of space and so they had to fill the space. Artist rookie mistake
>>713097416The King Kong movies work pretty well without King Kong emoting like an anime girl
>>713097570even king kong is more expressive than rare DK
>>713097492it's the bean mouth every cartoon has today
>>713097416What happened to the "DK was always expressive!!!" argument? Already gave that one up huh?
>>713097672rare DK always looks a bit miffed
>>713096760 (OP)>posted it again awardNo matter how hard you try it just won't stick.
>>713096760 (OP)exactly one of those character designs in OP's image predates rare
guess which one
>>713097874the yellow arrow
>>713096904t. fag that can't get dick off his mind
>>713097874donkey kong before rare doesn't matter
>>713096760 (OP)DK was changed by Miyamoto himself because it's his character until he dies. Sorry about that
>>713097492>>713097662Found the underage zoomies.
>>713097662no it's not stop being a dumb rage mind fucked puppet moron
>the brown stuff in the air is rhino dung
poop
md5: ee2da15ffb65f0d12558c285c54dac45
๐
>>713097943donkey kong after rare doesn't matter
>>713096760 (OP)Bing Bing Wahoo!
>>713098047>>713098057>NOOOOO it's a coincidence they changed it now that every cartoon does it, look at this 40 year old ugly design that obviously played no role in redesigning himkek
It's the "Calarts" Donkey Kong, unfortunately. We have come full circle.
>>713098219>safe loliItโs all so tiring
he just looks ugly and unlikable. it's like they made his face unlikable on purpose. it's odd
>>713097616King Kong just looks pissed 99% the time which you said was your problem with Rare DK. And saying a realistic gorilla shows more emotions than Rare DK just makes you look dishonest
And no one ever asked for a corny girl story in a DK game anyway
file
md5: d3d45a6f65f04acb643262ff670b2033
๐
>>713098710>King Kong just looks pissed 99% the time
>>713099031Damn so expressive
>>713098507Antisemitic post.
file
md5: 03b58247a097bea00badf448573b384c
๐
>>713099157have you ever actually watched king kong?
>>713096760 (OP)they fixed DKs repulsive gangbanger look. much appreciated
>>713099356the fuck does this even mean
>>713096760 (OP)Sex with donkey kong
>>713099220This isn't more expressive than
>>713098710 and I was talking about the billion times more popular 2005 (and newer) King Kong which tries to have an emotional story with a girl
He has the perma scowl (because he's a fucking gorilla) which you claimed was a problem but it never was a problem
>>713099396He looked like shady nignog before
file
md5: 3f09124c3b32f6a334505384b288380f
๐
>>713099616>retarded zoomer unironically believes the peter jackson kong is more influential and would've been the inspiration for DK...despite releasing decades after DKYou can't be serious right now nigga.
pic rel is the only king kong movie that matters.
>>713099761>>retarded zoomer unironically believes the peter jackson kong is more influential and would've been the inspiration for DKNo one said this. I don't know why you Nintendo marketers are always so dishonest. Doesn't make you look very confident. My point was
>>713097570>The King Kong movies work pretty well without King Kong emoting like an anime girlWhich is just an objective fact
And your picture looks retarded, really helping your case there buddy
>>713099973>And your picture looks retardedFuck off you absolute faggot. You have no respect for classic cinema.
>>713100020OK, larping retard
>>713100105Keep slurping up hollywood dogshit
>>713096760 (OP)Is there anything that doesn't make you faggots seethe?
>>713100204metroid prime 4 looks pretty good, but we can just emulate it
>>713099661bananza literally gives him bib overalls, more pronounced mouth, rapeface, black face skin and makes him vandalize everything
>Is there anything that doesn't make you faggots seethe?
>>713098291gumball and gravity falls were great.
star was to a lesser extent.
steven universe was what youd expect from a femenist with no father.
I don't get it he doesn't have the bean mouth in artworks.
>>713097070The brow ridge protrudes too much, also no creases.
anyone calling it "cal arts"/"bean mouth" is a genuine retard
>>713101107That's the exact deformed faces he makes now tho
>>713100204maybe don't randomly change things no one ever asked for, it's that easy
>>713101107just sit back and watch him sink further into insanity
>>713098349Dunno why you bring up One Piece but it has a fair share of ugly soulless redesigns similar to this new DK.
>>713100445>rapefacethat would be the rare Kong
>>713096760 (OP)I will buy all of the Donkey Kong Bananza plushies.
>>713101732Nu-DK gets angry and looks EXACTLY the same as old DK.
Has anyone got any screens of what old DK looked like other than an angry face? Has anyone got anything of what he looks like laughing or smiling? Maybe that's why they redesigned him. To make him more expressive. He looks the same when he's pissed.
>>713101732>literally just a stoic heroic look>doesn't even smilei bet you are mixed race, your brain seems broken
lion
md5: 35ddc7d8f03b4b866b02f927baf9f3b4
๐
Why the fuck did Miyamoto do this
>dk seethers exposing themselves as brownspictards
shocking
>Zoom zooms just spam buzzwords and get angry about things.
I can't wait for Delta to come out, they are gonna have a fucking meltdown about The Boss and the humiliation ritual Raiden gets.
>>713096760 (OP)Deepest lore, he only became cool after fucking the loli.
>>713101732Soul soulless: the picture
>>713097315The game is this with wacky nu-Nintendo design
>>713102041>new DK panders to gays, women AND pedophilesThe sloppest of all slops.
>>713102017you sound just as schizo as op
>>713101978>Nu-DK gets angry and looks EXACTLY the same as old DK.More like some nu cartoon caricature of old DK
>>713102248dk was always a cartoon
>>713102185How does asking why they changed DK's design when all the others are the same make me schizo, you buzzword-spamming retard?
>>713101515There was a retard in another thread trying to claim the new designs drew heavily from One Piece, going so far to support his argument by saying One Piece was more ironic than DB and posting a tweet from some literal who with a OP profile pic claiming some random attack from one of Luffys goofy super forms is far more iconic than the Kamehameha Goku has been slinging for decades
>>713102340the fact that you have schizophrenia
1
md5: ec6d21be5daec1278091e1fe6c1402e1
๐
>>713102364>auto pablo babbleKWAB
not like this rarepablitasโฆ.
No one cared about DK before this game
>>713101107>DON'T COMPARE IT TO THE ULTRA COMMON THING IT RESEMBLES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>713097315wtf I want to unga in the junga now
>>713102498DK never got as much hate until this game.
I can't believe how good this game looks. It's basically Donkey Kong Odyssey but ten times bigger and more complex. I see so many secrets and possibilities in this game, it's going to be fucking crazy.
>>713102704you should take your meds then
>>713096760 (OP)dk returned to monke
>>713102732It looks boring though, when a game actually looks fun people are quick to make webms and talk about gameplay. I think I haven't seen a single Bananza webm since its announcement.
>>713100445they also gave him a big nig nose.
>>713102928Come on, dude.
>>713102732>pedophile.gifsomething tells me you liking the game has more to do with the little girl pedo b8 character
>>713102540the "bean mouth" comes from classic anime & manga, around 60s-80s era.
>>713103057What? Mindless collectathons kinda died out because they suck when you aren't 6.
>>713096760 (OP)Shouldn't this one be young Cranky Kong since Pauline is a child?
>>713103149So you're trolling. Nevermind.
>>713103230some of these were a huge influence on mario & dk. Cal arts definitely was not.
>>713096904>>713096760 (OP)Are tendies really this easily manipulated? How embarrassing. No wonder a draft doger was elected as president.
>>713103292>Cal arts definitely was not.Source?
>>713101107Looks nothing like cal arts though.
>>713103427it looks like nu shit cartoons, peopel just say cal arts heuristically
>>713103224No you are just shilling for free and pretend Bananza looks great when it doesn't. The graphics are shit, the art is shit and the gameplay is so boring you can't even post a fun webm.
>>713101978why does DK have feathers?
>>713103614You do realize that you can't change anything, right? The game looks phenomenal if you like it or not.
>>713103073>little girl pedo b8 characterIt's the new marketing meta in a world filled with anime troons and Muslims. Not a coincidence they always have them barefoot
>>713103760>you can only talk about things if you can change themNice cope.
file
md5: 9eb629eb8ee23b8dc17142453c512c31
๐
>>713103405Miyamoto has stated before that a key inspiration for mario's look and animation was Dr. Slump (pic rel), he's also said Saiyลซki was an influence, speficially for Bowser's design but it wouldn't surprise me if he got inspiration for DK's design too.
>Game is made by people who give a damn about DK and is paying tribute to the series on the whole
>/v/ cant stop seething because reasons
>>713096760 (OP)They made him female
>>713098507he doesnโt look like a hero either
>>713103943>Miyamoto has stated>translation: I'm a naive retard and here is my post!Stopped reading.
>>713103858Have a nice day, anon. Can't wait to play new Donkey Kong.
>game is revealed
>oh DK is ugly now but smashing shit might be kind of cool
>after direct
>oh the game is also about a loli wanna be idol with gay anime themes of friendships and dreams with 2002 esque anime dubbing quality
why did they add this retarded gay shit to my monkey smash game
>>713104101>a 30+ year old made this post
>>713096904faggots love this redesign so you're right
>>713101107Uh no actually you're the retard because the calarts mouth has nothing to do with the actual design of the character and it only looked that way because of tech limitations. It's like if FF7R Cloud looked like his sprite in game instead of how Nomura drew him.
>>713100532lmao literally proving his point
>>713104121DK was inspired by King Kong. Having, Pauline tag along is a nod to the arcade game and the movie.
>>713101515Chopper and Franky really got murdered in the timeskip.
>>713096760 (OP)>except Donkey KongHe still looks looks Rare's DK. Only with more facial expressions than before.
>>713101732why do they have nu DK constantly sticking his tongue out
>>713103943Toriyama really was the big dick in the JP art world, huh?
>>713104092nigga you can just google it yourself, not hard to find the source. I ain't spoonfeeding you any further.
>>713104381Try believing your eyes sometimes instead of Google.
>>713104187>and it only looked that way because of tech limitationsIt looked that way to imitate
>>713099761
>>713103976V are just scared of change, heโs fine without the overalls
>>713098291>>713100735gumball is a european show lol
>>713102364I saw that. He was saying something called โred rocโ was more iconic than โkamehamehaโ and as a 34 year old man who hasnโt watched either OP or DBZ in nearly 25 years I have never in my life heard of red roc prior to his retarded rambling
file
md5: f0d009d2174b3c6ffb956c0c086345ee
๐
Wait, where's the BARA???
Some anon said the threads about Bananza are filled with BARA
I demand BARA!!!
They are doing the same with Zelda, Link looks gayer than ever and Zelda has more to say to appeal to every retarded homo and girl under the sun. Pokemon gets faggier, Fire Emblem gets faggier, Captain Falcon doesn't get a game even though he's marketable af
There is no masculine Nintendo main character left
>>713102704nobody cared about DK much before this game but certainly nobody outright hated him as they do now! thatโs not exactly the arguement you want to have
>>713102498nobody cared because he has looked the same for over 30 years and hasnโt had a new game in over a decade. People accepted who and what DK was. Of course nobody โcaredโ until they showed off this nu version
>>713104565No one said Mario was never inspired by old anime. Stop posting.
>>713104816Are you having trouble following the reply chain or something?
>>713104210Pauline wasnโt some gay wannabe idol with the themes of love and dreams and friendship with terrible 2002 esque anime dubbing in the original
>>713104636>nobody cared about DK much before this gameBullshit, my guy.
>>713104865No. I just think you are a dishonest retard. Every Youtube normie says the new DK is inspired by the new Mario movie and it clearly looks more Western than ever before and literally strays from the official 2D art.
>>713104896Who gives a shit? Either enjoy it or don't. Bitching ain't gonna solve anything.
>>713098710>king kong just looks pissed 99% of the timeOK, now show me Rare's DK looking anything but pissed 100% of the time.
>>713104942I don't care what youtubers are saying, they bait for clicks without a care for the facts. I care about what we know about the mario & dk artstyle influences.
>>713105017dk is suppiosed to look like that
>>713105130>dk is suppoised-No.
>>713102498>>713104759I really hate how shills of new products always have to shit on the old products and fans. I've seen Netflix shills do the same thing to defend their garbage anime adaptations
>>713096760 (OP)all of that sovl, completely erased.
>>713105202>look at this irrelevant sketch made by wii music man who is seething about rare for decadesokay
>>713105259The new design tries too hard
>>713096760 (OP)The songs ruin it for me. Fuck, I hated the music in Odyssey as well. Everything else looks pretty good.
>>713105303I'm going to laugh at you, OK? Because Miyamoto hasn't been in the game developement department at Nintendo for literal decades. He's too busy shilling the theme parks and museum. The themeparks, btw, that are using the Rare design
>>713105284>nuDK look like that drawing>Diddy doesn't look like that drawingIt's funny how none of that game make sense
>>713102928>I think I haven't seen a single Bananza webm since its announcement.kek same
>>713096760 (OP)>was turned into
>>713105259>SEE? HERE'S A RENDER FROM SMASH BROSTry using one from Returns or Tropical Freeze.
>>713096760 (OP)I was dumbfound when the trailer revealed Rambi looking just like his SNES counterpart even though they made him an ugly shit in Returns but Donkey himself somehow is the ugly shit now.
>>713105415he literally came out saying he is responsible for the design change. as much as it sounds like a meme it's actually true. he seethed for decades and then changed it
>>713105497smash does dk dirty but even that render looks more soul than the new shit
>>713105579not spoonfeeding retarded fanboys who think 4chan is a good substitue for news sites
>illumination redesigns donkey kong
>retards on /v/ scream it's miyamoto's fault
>>713105629Oh so you DON'T have proof and pulled this information from your cum encrusted asshole like the fag you are. Got it.
>>713105629>N-N-N-N-NOT SPOOONFEEDINGjust admit you have no fucking proof faggot.
Oh this is just precious; the faggot has fallen in love with the quadroon!
dk
md5: 7a6765ae85a1d9877bf63db3b5908510
๐
We peaked here. There are 5 different emotions in this short animation, sadly Nintendo thinks they are too subtle for today's brown audiences
>>713096984This has nothing to do with the new system, it's about maintaining cross media continuity. Be very concerned about what awaits Zelda.
>>713105647these retards still believe the "Miyamoto hates DKC" lie from 30 years ago. they have this weird obsession with blaming everything on the dude. they probably think the Xbox Kinect fiasco was his fault too.
>>713096904femanon here, I still prefer old DK. New one lacks all of the cool factor and is just another generic cartoon oaf.
If anyone was meant to appeal to girls and by extension, pedos to get them interested in the DK IP, it's younger Pauline.
Nintendo's definitely trying to reinvent DK into a massive "everyone" franchise akin to Mario and I won't be surprised if the game ties into whatever Donkey Kong movie they have in store with Illumination in the future.
>>713105434>DK unlocks Crocodile Bananza form during the final battle>Pauline disappears back to her own timeline and can't turn him back>DK is stuck in crocodile form>Still craves bananas, but is shunned by the ape society>Has to steal them from his son (Rare's DK)
"donkey kong" is such a ridiculous name that we completely take for granted
>>713106120yeah? that's 1980s video game characters for you.
i mean Pac-Man was originally going to be Puck-Man but got changed because they figured it would get vandalized, though even Pac-Man is a weird name.
>>713106329weird names are better than "normal names". the important thing for a name of a character is to be memorable, nobody sells their IP by naming the MC John Smith.
>DK schizos are DBSpics
literally canโt make this up
>>713106520in those situations they just give the games themselves a more memorable name if the main character has a generic one.
like Deus Ex or Gears of War or something.
It's very clearly Cal Arts style to match the gay Illumination (headquarters: Santa Monica, CA) style from the shitty movie.
>perfectly circular eyes
>no eyebrows
>bean mouth
>utterly soulless face with no change in expression
>>713106526not a surprise to me, Mexicans are fucking weird about "Macho" shit, apparently you can't buy a "Diet" soda in Mexico and instead they are rebranded as "Lite" instead because Diet wasn't macho enough.
>>713106841itโs funny because theyโre also squat little midgets
the sole reason for the design change and paulina is to make more women buy the game and make their ips less boy centric. everyone who says something different is retarded
and yes this change sucks if you are a straight male
>>713107076how often do you unironically use the word woke
>>713107076Yeah it's pretty much this.
And if the new DK game or DK redesign still doesn't end up being very popular with girls, then they still have kid Pauline as a backup plan for spinoffs. I won't be surprised if Nintendo's thinking about giving her a rhythm game in the future, and then having it tie into their new music app in some way or form.
>>713107076ok pablo, youโre obese and brown btw
>>713097416thread should've ended here
>>713107076I entered a japanese vtuber girl stream the day MKW came out and the first thing she said was "what happened to DK, he looks weird now. he had such an ikemen/handsome image before"
Nintendo fans will defend literally anything their favorite corporation does no matter how plainly shitty it is, prove me wrong
>>713107585This, new DK isn't appealing to older girls or women, he's appealing to very young children (like 10 and under) and gay bara fetishists.
pablo seething and now exposing himself as a vtrooner kek
>>713107585>he had such an ikemen/handsome image beforehe still got it
>>713107448Not saying this game is that, but does that word just make you uncomfortable or what? It does a good job at pointing out a serious cancer in society.
>>713108169The only thing saying "woke" points out is that the person has no critical thinking or self-awareness
Why do woke people hate it so much when you mockingly throw their own term back in their faces?
>>713109014Reminder that leftists said woke unironically until it became a dirty word, so now all they do is recoil when they're reminded of what they brought into the world.
>>713103976>people who give a damn about DKSo they made it into a collectathon with RPG mechanics?
>>713105005>who gives a shit I do. Monkey smash things and go fast is cool. Having a little loli girl singing pop songs makes it that little mermaid level in kingdom hearts but the whole game
>>713103073take your meds, Nicole
>>713109248You know how when you call literally everyone a nazi it gets really annoying because "Nazi" now just means "Normal person"
You did that with "Woke"
>>713109925Thinking men can become women is not something a normal person believes to be true.
>>713110052Is there a trans character in DK Bananza?
You people are calling it woke because his eyebrows are shaped differently. There's nothing even vaguely political about anything having to do with the new Donkey Kong. You're beyond parody, this is on the level of
>So you don't want a black James Bond? You're literally a Nazi. Go back to 1930s Germany. Kill all Nazis
>>713107076The reason they changed DK design is because his old face was permanently frozen with one emotion and it made it difficult to animate
Also everytime he opened his mouth with teeth showing it looked ugly
The modeled fur looks so fucking bad
>>713110173Wokey Kong is a tranny
>>713104604>Captain Falcon doesn't get a gameHe got one less than two years ago and everyone who claimed to want one jumped through hoops to rationalise that it isn't new because it superficially looks like an older one (which they haven't played).
>>713096760 (OP)Why would they change one character and leave the others alone? Now it looks like it has no uniform art style and is just a cheap slapped together project with no care put into it.
>>713105818Zelda has never had continuity for more than two games. New console, new Link and new Zelda, sometimes multiple even.
>>713106120It's not that stupid when you think about it. They are all Kongs, and all named after their features. Cranky is cranky. Lanky is lanky. Donkey is stubborn, like a donkey.
>>713096760 (OP)>>713096904They're games for children
They're rated E
You are having a collective meltdown about toys for children
The fact they didn't get cartoon series K. Rool's VA to reprise his role in a game full of singing is a crime against humanity.
>>713112190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWcibQ6fADM&pp=ygUQZmluZXN0IGNhY29waG9ueQ%3D%3D
>>713098291i can feel how hard the /co/ goblin that made this was seething by giving dipper an expression he never uses and soft standardizing the artstyles of four distinct shows
did they change the canon?
was donkey kong actually donkey kong in the original arcade and not cranky?
>>713112141I don't understand why people bother posting this. You care equally as much about this children's toy, the only difference between you and I is you have a positive opinion and I have a negative opinion. In what world does that make you better?
>>713112752you have autism and youโre just brown
>>713103760> phenomenalHow over the top can you get? Nothing about it looks phenomenal at all. The game looks 20 years old ffs
>>713096904No female is going to be more interested in this faggot game.
>>713096760 (OP)Miyamoto is trying to bring his baby back to his original vision before he dies. That's why Pauline is suddenly in everything too.
>>713113280is miyamoto in the room
>>713112976>can't answer the question
>>713106754Looks nothing like Cal arts.
>>713096904Yea, they should be catering to the adult male demographic, kek. Fucking retarded loser.
>>713112141Youโre the one buying it.
>Entering the final sublevel
>Zone name drops
>Krokodile Kore
>>713113860would be amazing.
>>713113423>canโt stop having autism and being brown
>>713109408A majority of DK games are collectathons
>>713096904Meds. Nintendo is just fucking retarded.