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So literally everything still looks like Rare DK...
except Donkey Kong who for some reason was turned into an emotionally unstable retard. Why?

Clearly everyone still loves the Rare style and the game is literally developed by a younger team that loved the Country games growing up
Anonymous No.713096904 [Report] >>713097159 >>713097940 >>713103381 >>713104180 >>713105846 >>713112141 >>713113069 >>713113474 >>713115505
>>713096760 (OP)
cheap way to make it more appealing to women and gays. everything has to be for everyone today
Anonymous No.713096969 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
It feels like the real DK has been replaced by an imposter.
Anonymous No.713096984 [Report] >>713105818
>>713096760 (OP)
New console -> new character design
Affirms that this is something NEW that you have to get

At least thats my theory
Anonymous No.713097070 [Report] >>713100903
>>713096760 (OP)
The ring around his eyes is just too thick now, it looks dumb. Doesn't even look like the modern 2D art it's supposedly based on.
Anonymous No.713097159 [Report]
>>713096904
This is the worst trend today. When you make something for everyone, it's actually for no one.
Anonymous No.713097315 [Report] >>713102128 >>713102673
>>713096760 (OP)
>So literally everything still looks like Rare DK
well not the environments. i hate how they all look like a random alien world. like even your screenshot, why is the sky purple? and apparently the whole game takes place underground but never looks like it which adds to the randomness
Anonymous No.713097416 [Report] >>713097570 >>713097672 >>713107485 >>713112530
>>713096760 (OP)
>Why?
because the redesign is more expressive, I'll bet money on there being an emotional story beat that wouldn't have worked at all with the Rare DK resting angry face.
Anonymous No.713097492 [Report] >>713097662 >>713098047
>>713096760 (OP)
His mouth (the teethy part) is way too big, it's like they saw he has that big round beak with a lot of space and so they had to fill the space. Artist rookie mistake
Anonymous No.713097570 [Report] >>713097616 >>713099973
>>713097416
The King Kong movies work pretty well without King Kong emoting like an anime girl
Anonymous No.713097616 [Report] >>713098710
>>713097570
even king kong is more expressive than rare DK
Anonymous No.713097662 [Report] >>713098047 >>713098057
>>713097492
it's the bean mouth every cartoon has today
Anonymous No.713097672 [Report] >>713097791
>>713097416
What happened to the "DK was always expressive!!!" argument? Already gave that one up huh?
Anonymous No.713097791 [Report]
>>713097672
rare DK always looks a bit miffed
Anonymous No.713097846 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
>posted it again award
No matter how hard you try it just won't stick.
Anonymous No.713097874 [Report] >>713097929 >>713097943
>>713096760 (OP)
exactly one of those character designs in OP's image predates rare
guess which one
Anonymous No.713097929 [Report]
>>713097874
the yellow arrow
Anonymous No.713097940 [Report]
>>713096904
t. fag that can't get dick off his mind
Anonymous No.713097943 [Report] >>713098109
>>713097874
donkey kong before rare doesn't matter
Anonymous No.713097945 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
DK was changed by Miyamoto himself because it's his character until he dies. Sorry about that
Anonymous No.713098008 [Report]
Never hire fans
Anonymous No.713098047 [Report] >>713098262
>>713097492
>>713097662

Found the underage zoomies.
Anonymous No.713098057 [Report] >>713098262
>>713097662
no it's not stop being a dumb rage mind fucked puppet moron
Anonymous No.713098098 [Report]
>the brown stuff in the air is rhino dung
Anonymous No.713098109 [Report]
>>713097943
donkey kong after rare doesn't matter
Anonymous No.713098219 [Report] >>713098372
>>713096760 (OP)
Bing Bing Wahoo!
Anonymous No.713098262 [Report]
>>713098047
>>713098057
>NOOOOO it's a coincidence they changed it now that every cartoon does it, look at this 40 year old ugly design that obviously played no role in redesigning him
kek
Anonymous No.713098291 [Report] >>713100735 >>713104508 >>713112295
It's the "Calarts" Donkey Kong, unfortunately. We have come full circle.
Anonymous No.713098349 [Report] >>713101515
One Piece keks, out.
Anonymous No.713098372 [Report]
>>713098219
>safe loli
It’s all so tiring
Anonymous No.713098507 [Report] >>713099218 >>713104029
he just looks ugly and unlikable. it's like they made his face unlikable on purpose. it's odd
Anonymous No.713098710 [Report] >>713099031 >>713099616 >>713105017
>>713097616
King Kong just looks pissed 99% the time which you said was your problem with Rare DK. And saying a realistic gorilla shows more emotions than Rare DK just makes you look dishonest

And no one ever asked for a corny girl story in a DK game anyway
Anonymous No.713099031 [Report] >>713099157
>>713098710
>King Kong just looks pissed 99% the time
Anonymous No.713099157 [Report] >>713099220
>>713099031
Damn so expressive
Anonymous No.713099218 [Report]
>>713098507
Antisemitic post.
Anonymous No.713099220 [Report] >>713099616
>>713099157
have you ever actually watched king kong?
Anonymous No.713099356 [Report] >>713099396
>>713096760 (OP)
they fixed DKs repulsive gangbanger look. much appreciated
Anonymous No.713099396 [Report] >>713099661
>>713099356
the fuck does this even mean
Anonymous No.713099462 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
Sex with donkey kong
Anonymous No.713099616 [Report] >>713099761
>>713099220
This isn't more expressive than >>713098710 and I was talking about the billion times more popular 2005 (and newer) King Kong which tries to have an emotional story with a girl

He has the perma scowl (because he's a fucking gorilla) which you claimed was a problem but it never was a problem
Anonymous No.713099661 [Report] >>713100445
>>713099396
He looked like shady nignog before
Anonymous No.713099761 [Report] >>713099973 >>713104461
>>713099616
>retarded zoomer unironically believes the peter jackson kong is more influential and would've been the inspiration for DK...despite releasing decades after DK
You can't be serious right now nigga.
pic rel is the only king kong movie that matters.
Anonymous No.713099973 [Report] >>713100020
>>713099761
>>retarded zoomer unironically believes the peter jackson kong is more influential and would've been the inspiration for DK
No one said this. I don't know why you Nintendo marketers are always so dishonest. Doesn't make you look very confident. My point was
>>713097570
>The King Kong movies work pretty well without King Kong emoting like an anime girl
Which is just an objective fact

And your picture looks retarded, really helping your case there buddy
Anonymous No.713100020 [Report] >>713100105
>>713099973
>And your picture looks retarded
Fuck off you absolute faggot. You have no respect for classic cinema.
Anonymous No.713100105 [Report] >>713100192
>>713100020
OK, larping retard
Anonymous No.713100192 [Report]
>>713100105
Keep slurping up hollywood dogshit
Anonymous No.713100204 [Report] >>713100250 >>713101378
>>713096760 (OP)
Is there anything that doesn't make you faggots seethe?
Anonymous No.713100250 [Report]
>>713100204
metroid prime 4 looks pretty good, but we can just emulate it
Anonymous No.713100445 [Report] >>713101732 >>713102995
>>713099661
bananza literally gives him bib overalls, more pronounced mouth, rapeface, black face skin and makes him vandalize everything
Anonymous No.713100532 [Report] >>713104189
>Is there anything that doesn't make you faggots seethe?
Anonymous No.713100735 [Report] >>713104508
>>713098291
gumball and gravity falls were great.
star was to a lesser extent.
steven universe was what youd expect from a femenist with no father.
Anonymous No.713100787 [Report]
I don't get it he doesn't have the bean mouth in artworks.
Anonymous No.713100903 [Report]
>>713097070
The brow ridge protrudes too much, also no creases.
Anonymous No.713101107 [Report] >>713101307 >>713101398 >>713102540 >>713103427 >>713104187
anyone calling it "cal arts"/"bean mouth" is a genuine retard
Anonymous No.713101307 [Report] >>713102437
>>713101107
That's the exact deformed faces he makes now tho
Anonymous No.713101378 [Report]
>>713100204
maybe don't randomly change things no one ever asked for, it's that easy
Anonymous No.713101398 [Report]
>>713101107
just sit back and watch him sink further into insanity
Anonymous No.713101515 [Report] >>713102364 >>713104253
>>713098349
Dunno why you bring up One Piece but it has a fair share of ugly soulless redesigns similar to this new DK.
Anonymous No.713101732 [Report] >>713101978 >>713101979 >>713102073 >>713104280
>>713100445
>rapeface
that would be the rare Kong
Anonymous No.713101789 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
I will buy all of the Donkey Kong Bananza plushies.
Anonymous No.713101850 [Report]
Anonymous No.713101978 [Report] >>713102248 >>713103659
>>713101732
Nu-DK gets angry and looks EXACTLY the same as old DK.

Has anyone got any screens of what old DK looked like other than an angry face? Has anyone got anything of what he looks like laughing or smiling? Maybe that's why they redesigned him. To make him more expressive. He looks the same when he's pissed.
Anonymous No.713101979 [Report]
>>713101732
>literally just a stoic heroic look
>doesn't even smile
i bet you are mixed race, your brain seems broken
Anonymous No.713101986 [Report]
Why the fuck did Miyamoto do this
Anonymous No.713102001 [Report]
>dk seethers exposing themselves as brownspictards
shocking
Anonymous No.713102017 [Report] >>713102185
>Zoom zooms just spam buzzwords and get angry about things.
I can't wait for Delta to come out, they are gonna have a fucking meltdown about The Boss and the humiliation ritual Raiden gets.
Anonymous No.713102041 [Report] >>713102157
>>713096760 (OP)
Deepest lore, he only became cool after fucking the loli.
Anonymous No.713102073 [Report]
>>713101732
Soul soulless: the picture
Anonymous No.713102128 [Report]
>>713097315
The game is this with wacky nu-Nintendo design
Anonymous No.713102157 [Report]
>>713102041
>new DK panders to gays, women AND pedophiles
The sloppest of all slops.
Anonymous No.713102185 [Report] >>713102340
>>713102017
you sound just as schizo as op
Anonymous No.713102248 [Report] >>713102314
>>713101978
>Nu-DK gets angry and looks EXACTLY the same as old DK.
More like some nu cartoon caricature of old DK
Anonymous No.713102314 [Report]
>>713102248
dk was always a cartoon
Anonymous No.713102340 [Report] >>713102378
>>713102185
How does asking why they changed DK's design when all the others are the same make me schizo, you buzzword-spamming retard?
Anonymous No.713102364 [Report] >>713102487 >>713104552
>>713101515
There was a retard in another thread trying to claim the new designs drew heavily from One Piece, going so far to support his argument by saying One Piece was more ironic than DB and posting a tweet from some literal who with a OP profile pic claiming some random attack from one of Luffys goofy super forms is far more iconic than the Kamehameha Goku has been slinging for decades
Anonymous No.713102378 [Report]
>>713102340
the fact that you have schizophrenia
Anonymous No.713102437 [Report] >>713102808
>>713101307
Anonymous No.713102487 [Report]
>>713102364
>auto pablo babble
KWAB
not like this rarepablitas….
Anonymous No.713102498 [Report] >>713102704 >>713104759 >>713105210
No one cared about DK before this game
Anonymous No.713102540 [Report] >>713103141
>>713101107
>DON'T COMPARE IT TO THE ULTRA COMMON THING IT RESEMBLES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.713102673 [Report]
>>713097315
wtf I want to unga in the junga now
Anonymous No.713102704 [Report] >>713102818 >>713104636
>>713102498
DK never got as much hate until this game.
Anonymous No.713102732 [Report] >>713102928 >>713103073
I can't believe how good this game looks. It's basically Donkey Kong Odyssey but ten times bigger and more complex. I see so many secrets and possibilities in this game, it's going to be fucking crazy.
Anonymous No.713102808 [Report]
>>713102437
kek
Anonymous No.713102818 [Report]
>>713102704
you should take your meds then
Anonymous No.713102892 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
dk returned to monke
Anonymous No.713102928 [Report] >>713103057 >>713105465
>>713102732
It looks boring though, when a game actually looks fun people are quick to make webms and talk about gameplay. I think I haven't seen a single Bananza webm since its announcement.
Anonymous No.713102995 [Report]
>>713100445
they also gave him a big nig nose.
Anonymous No.713103057 [Report] >>713103149
>>713102928
Come on, dude.
Anonymous No.713103073 [Report] >>713103778 >>713109886
>>713102732
>pedophile.gif
something tells me you liking the game has more to do with the little girl pedo b8 character
Anonymous No.713103141 [Report] >>713103230
>>713102540
the "bean mouth" comes from classic anime & manga, around 60s-80s era.
Anonymous No.713103149 [Report] >>713103224
>>713103057
What? Mindless collectathons kinda died out because they suck when you aren't 6.
Anonymous No.713103160 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
Shouldn't this one be young Cranky Kong since Pauline is a child?
Anonymous No.713103224 [Report] >>713103614
>>713103149
So you're trolling. Nevermind.
Anonymous No.713103230 [Report] >>713103292
>>713103141
And?
Anonymous No.713103292 [Report] >>713103405
>>713103230
some of these were a huge influence on mario & dk. Cal arts definitely was not.
Anonymous No.713103381 [Report]
>>713096904
>>713096760 (OP)
Are tendies really this easily manipulated? How embarrassing. No wonder a draft doger was elected as president.
Anonymous No.713103405 [Report] >>713103943
>>713103292
>Cal arts definitely was not.
Source?
Anonymous No.713103427 [Report] >>713103504
>>713101107
Looks nothing like cal arts though.
Anonymous No.713103504 [Report]
>>713103427
it looks like nu shit cartoons, peopel just say cal arts heuristically
Anonymous No.713103614 [Report] >>713103760
>>713103224
No you are just shilling for free and pretend Bananza looks great when it doesn't. The graphics are shit, the art is shit and the gameplay is so boring you can't even post a fun webm.
Anonymous No.713103659 [Report] >>713103696
>>713101978
why does DK have feathers?
Anonymous No.713103696 [Report]
>>713103659
he's a cuck
Anonymous No.713103760 [Report] >>713103858 >>713112979
>>713103614
You do realize that you can't change anything, right? The game looks phenomenal if you like it or not.
Anonymous No.713103778 [Report]
>>713103073
>little girl pedo b8 character
It's the new marketing meta in a world filled with anime troons and Muslims. Not a coincidence they always have them barefoot
Anonymous No.713103858 [Report] >>713104101
>>713103760
>you can only talk about things if you can change them
Nice cope.
Anonymous No.713103943 [Report] >>713104092 >>713104328
>>713103405
Miyamoto has stated before that a key inspiration for mario's look and animation was Dr. Slump (pic rel), he's also said Saiyūki was an influence, speficially for Bowser's design but it wouldn't surprise me if he got inspiration for DK's design too.
Anonymous No.713103976 [Report] >>713104482 >>713109408
>Game is made by people who give a damn about DK and is paying tribute to the series on the whole
>/v/ cant stop seething because reasons
Anonymous No.713104004 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
They made him female
Anonymous No.713104029 [Report]
>>713098507
he doesn’t look like a hero either
Anonymous No.713104072 [Report]
Anonymous No.713104092 [Report] >>713104381
>>713103943
>Miyamoto has stated
>translation: I'm a naive retard and here is my post!
Stopped reading.
Anonymous No.713104101 [Report] >>713104179
>>713103858
Have a nice day, anon. Can't wait to play new Donkey Kong.
Anonymous No.713104121 [Report] >>713104210
>game is revealed
>oh DK is ugly now but smashing shit might be kind of cool
>after direct
>oh the game is also about a loli wanna be idol with gay anime themes of friendships and dreams with 2002 esque anime dubbing quality
why did they add this retarded gay shit to my monkey smash game
Anonymous No.713104179 [Report]
>>713104101
>a 30+ year old made this post
Anonymous No.713104180 [Report]
>>713096904
faggots love this redesign so you're right
Anonymous No.713104187 [Report] >>713104461
>>713101107
Uh no actually you're the retard because the calarts mouth has nothing to do with the actual design of the character and it only looked that way because of tech limitations. It's like if FF7R Cloud looked like his sprite in game instead of how Nomura drew him.
Anonymous No.713104189 [Report]
>>713100532
lmao literally proving his point
Anonymous No.713104210 [Report] >>713104896
>>713104121
DK was inspired by King Kong. Having, Pauline tag along is a nod to the arcade game and the movie.
Anonymous No.713104253 [Report]
>>713101515
Chopper and Franky really got murdered in the timeskip.
Anonymous No.713104259 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
>except Donkey Kong
He still looks looks Rare's DK. Only with more facial expressions than before.
Anonymous No.713104280 [Report]
>>713101732
why do they have nu DK constantly sticking his tongue out
Anonymous No.713104328 [Report]
>>713103943
Toriyama really was the big dick in the JP art world, huh?
Anonymous No.713104381 [Report] >>713104441
>>713104092
nigga you can just google it yourself, not hard to find the source. I ain't spoonfeeding you any further.
Anonymous No.713104441 [Report] >>713104565
>>713104381
Try believing your eyes sometimes instead of Google.
Anonymous No.713104461 [Report]
>>713104187
>and it only looked that way because of tech limitations
It looked that way to imitate >>713099761
Anonymous No.713104482 [Report]
>>713103976
V are just scared of change, he’s fine without the overalls
Anonymous No.713104508 [Report]
>>713098291
>>713100735
gumball is a european show lol
Anonymous No.713104552 [Report]
>>713102364
I saw that. He was saying something called “red roc” was more iconic than “kamehameha” and as a 34 year old man who hasn’t watched either OP or DBZ in nearly 25 years I have never in my life heard of red roc prior to his retarded rambling
Anonymous No.713104565 [Report] >>713104816
>>713104441
>
Anonymous No.713104595 [Report]
Wait, where's the BARA???
Some anon said the threads about Bananza are filled with BARA
I demand BARA!!!
Anonymous No.713104604 [Report] >>713111336
They are doing the same with Zelda, Link looks gayer than ever and Zelda has more to say to appeal to every retarded homo and girl under the sun. Pokemon gets faggier, Fire Emblem gets faggier, Captain Falcon doesn't get a game even though he's marketable af

There is no masculine Nintendo main character left
Anonymous No.713104636 [Report] >>713104924
>>713102704
nobody cared about DK much before this game but certainly nobody outright hated him as they do now! that’s not exactly the arguement you want to have
Anonymous No.713104759 [Report] >>713105210
>>713102498
nobody cared because he has looked the same for over 30 years and hasn’t had a new game in over a decade. People accepted who and what DK was. Of course nobody “cared” until they showed off this nu version
Anonymous No.713104816 [Report] >>713104865
>>713104565
No one said Mario was never inspired by old anime. Stop posting.
Anonymous No.713104865 [Report] >>713104942
>>713104816
Are you having trouble following the reply chain or something?
Anonymous No.713104896 [Report] >>713105005
>>713104210
Pauline wasn’t some gay wannabe idol with the themes of love and dreams and friendship with terrible 2002 esque anime dubbing in the original
Anonymous No.713104924 [Report]
>>713104636
>nobody cared about DK much before this game
Bullshit, my guy.
Anonymous No.713104942 [Report] >>713105072
>>713104865
No. I just think you are a dishonest retard. Every Youtube normie says the new DK is inspired by the new Mario movie and it clearly looks more Western than ever before and literally strays from the official 2D art.
Anonymous No.713105005 [Report] >>713109503
>>713104896
Who gives a shit? Either enjoy it or don't. Bitching ain't gonna solve anything.
Anonymous No.713105017 [Report] >>713105130
>>713098710
>king kong just looks pissed 99% of the time
OK, now show me Rare's DK looking anything but pissed 100% of the time.
Anonymous No.713105072 [Report]
>>713104942
I don't care what youtubers are saying, they bait for clicks without a care for the facts. I care about what we know about the mario & dk artstyle influences.
Anonymous No.713105130 [Report] >>713105202
>>713105017
dk is suppiosed to look like that
Anonymous No.713105202 [Report] >>713105303
>>713105130
>dk is suppoised-
No.
Anonymous No.713105210 [Report]
>>713102498
>>713104759
I really hate how shills of new products always have to shit on the old products and fans. I've seen Netflix shills do the same thing to defend their garbage anime adaptations
Anonymous No.713105259 [Report] >>713105381 >>713105497
>>713096760 (OP)
all of that sovl, completely erased.
Anonymous No.713105284 [Report] >>713105438
Anonymous No.713105303 [Report] >>713105415
>>713105202
>look at this irrelevant sketch made by wii music man who is seething about rare for decades
okay
Anonymous No.713105381 [Report]
>>713105259
The new design tries too hard
Anonymous No.713105406 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
The songs ruin it for me. Fuck, I hated the music in Odyssey as well. Everything else looks pretty good.
Anonymous No.713105415 [Report] >>713105550
>>713105303
I'm going to laugh at you, OK? Because Miyamoto hasn't been in the game developement department at Nintendo for literal decades. He's too busy shilling the theme parks and museum. The themeparks, btw, that are using the Rare design
Anonymous No.713105434 [Report] >>713105956
Post your King K Kopes
Anonymous No.713105438 [Report]
>>713105284
>nuDK look like that drawing
>Diddy doesn't look like that drawing
It's funny how none of that game make sense
Anonymous No.713105465 [Report]
>>713102928
>I think I haven't seen a single Bananza webm since its announcement.
kek same
Anonymous No.713105492 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
>was turned into
Anonymous No.713105497 [Report] >>713105629
>>713105259
>SEE? HERE'S A RENDER FROM SMASH BROS
Try using one from Returns or Tropical Freeze.
Anonymous No.713105507 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
I was dumbfound when the trailer revealed Rambi looking just like his SNES counterpart even though they made him an ugly shit in Returns but Donkey himself somehow is the ugly shit now.
Anonymous No.713105550 [Report] >>713105579
>>713105415
he literally came out saying he is responsible for the design change. as much as it sounds like a meme it's actually true. he seethed for decades and then changed it
Anonymous No.713105579 [Report] >>713105629
>>713105550
Proof?
Anonymous No.713105629 [Report] >>713105718 >>713105731
>>713105497
smash does dk dirty but even that render looks more soul than the new shit

>>713105579
not spoonfeeding retarded fanboys who think 4chan is a good substitue for news sites
Anonymous No.713105647 [Report] >>713105835
>illumination redesigns donkey kong
>retards on /v/ scream it's miyamoto's fault
Anonymous No.713105718 [Report] >>713105805
>>713105629
Oh so you DON'T have proof and pulled this information from your cum encrusted asshole like the fag you are. Got it.
Anonymous No.713105731 [Report] >>713105805
>>713105629
>N-N-N-N-NOT SPOOONFEEDING
just admit you have no fucking proof faggot.
Anonymous No.713105749 [Report]
Oh this is just precious; the faggot has fallen in love with the quadroon!
Anonymous No.713105773 [Report]
We peaked here. There are 5 different emotions in this short animation, sadly Nintendo thinks they are too subtle for today's brown audiences
Anonymous No.713105805 [Report]
>>713105731
>>713105718
samefag
Anonymous No.713105818 [Report] >>713111917
>>713096984
This has nothing to do with the new system, it's about maintaining cross media continuity. Be very concerned about what awaits Zelda.
Anonymous No.713105835 [Report]
>>713105647
these retards still believe the "Miyamoto hates DKC" lie from 30 years ago. they have this weird obsession with blaming everything on the dude. they probably think the Xbox Kinect fiasco was his fault too.
Anonymous No.713105846 [Report]
>>713096904
femanon here, I still prefer old DK. New one lacks all of the cool factor and is just another generic cartoon oaf.
If anyone was meant to appeal to girls and by extension, pedos to get them interested in the DK IP, it's younger Pauline.

Nintendo's definitely trying to reinvent DK into a massive "everyone" franchise akin to Mario and I won't be surprised if the game ties into whatever Donkey Kong movie they have in store with Illumination in the future.
Anonymous No.713105956 [Report]
>>713105434
>DK unlocks Crocodile Bananza form during the final battle
>Pauline disappears back to her own timeline and can't turn him back
>DK is stuck in crocodile form
>Still craves bananas, but is shunned by the ape society
>Has to steal them from his son (Rare's DK)
Anonymous No.713106120 [Report] >>713106329 >>713112051
"donkey kong" is such a ridiculous name that we completely take for granted
Anonymous No.713106329 [Report] >>713106520
>>713106120
yeah? that's 1980s video game characters for you.

i mean Pac-Man was originally going to be Puck-Man but got changed because they figured it would get vandalized, though even Pac-Man is a weird name.
Anonymous No.713106520 [Report] >>713106747
>>713106329
weird names are better than "normal names". the important thing for a name of a character is to be memorable, nobody sells their IP by naming the MC John Smith.
Anonymous No.713106526 [Report] >>713106841
>DK schizos are DBSpics
literally can’t make this up
Anonymous No.713106747 [Report]
>>713106520
in those situations they just give the games themselves a more memorable name if the main character has a generic one.

like Deus Ex or Gears of War or something.
Anonymous No.713106754 [Report] >>713113456
It's very clearly Cal Arts style to match the gay Illumination (headquarters: Santa Monica, CA) style from the shitty movie.

>perfectly circular eyes
>no eyebrows
>bean mouth
>utterly soulless face with no change in expression
Anonymous No.713106841 [Report] >>713107012
>>713106526
not a surprise to me, Mexicans are fucking weird about "Macho" shit, apparently you can't buy a "Diet" soda in Mexico and instead they are rebranded as "Lite" instead because Diet wasn't macho enough.
Anonymous No.713107012 [Report]
>>713106841
it’s funny because they’re also squat little midgets
Anonymous No.713107076 [Report] >>713107448 >>713107482 >>713107484 >>713107585 >>713110801
the sole reason for the design change and paulina is to make more women buy the game and make their ips less boy centric. everyone who says something different is retarded

and yes this change sucks if you are a straight male
Anonymous No.713107448 [Report] >>713108169
>>713107076
how often do you unironically use the word woke
Anonymous No.713107482 [Report]
>>713107076
Yeah it's pretty much this.
And if the new DK game or DK redesign still doesn't end up being very popular with girls, then they still have kid Pauline as a backup plan for spinoffs. I won't be surprised if Nintendo's thinking about giving her a rhythm game in the future, and then having it tie into their new music app in some way or form.
Anonymous No.713107484 [Report]
>>713107076
ok pablo, you’re obese and brown btw
Anonymous No.713107485 [Report]
>>713097416
thread should've ended here
Anonymous No.713107585 [Report] >>713107785 >>713108107
>>713107076
I entered a japanese vtuber girl stream the day MKW came out and the first thing she said was "what happened to DK, he looks weird now. he had such an ikemen/handsome image before"
Anonymous No.713107696 [Report]
Nintendo fans will defend literally anything their favorite corporation does no matter how plainly shitty it is, prove me wrong
Anonymous No.713107785 [Report]
>>713107585
This, new DK isn't appealing to older girls or women, he's appealing to very young children (like 10 and under) and gay bara fetishists.
Anonymous No.713108000 [Report]
pablo seething and now exposing himself as a vtrooner kek
Anonymous No.713108107 [Report] >>713110021
>>713107585
>he had such an ikemen/handsome image before
he still got it
Anonymous No.713108169 [Report] >>713109014
>>713107448
Not saying this game is that, but does that word just make you uncomfortable or what? It does a good job at pointing out a serious cancer in society.
Anonymous No.713108205 [Report] >>713110175
Nintendo know best :)
Anonymous No.713109014 [Report] >>713109318
>>713108169
The only thing saying "woke" points out is that the person has no critical thinking or self-awareness
Anonymous No.713109248 [Report] >>713109925
Why do woke people hate it so much when you mockingly throw their own term back in their faces?
Anonymous No.713109318 [Report]
>>713109014
Reminder that leftists said woke unironically until it became a dirty word, so now all they do is recoil when they're reminded of what they brought into the world.
Anonymous No.713109408 [Report] >>713115048
>>713103976
>people who give a damn about DK
So they made it into a collectathon with RPG mechanics?
Anonymous No.713109503 [Report]
>>713105005
>who gives a shit
I do. Monkey smash things and go fast is cool. Having a little loli girl singing pop songs makes it that little mermaid level in kingdom hearts but the whole game
Anonymous No.713109886 [Report]
>>713103073
take your meds, Nicole
Anonymous No.713109925 [Report] >>713110052
>>713109248
You know how when you call literally everyone a nazi it gets really annoying because "Nazi" now just means "Normal person"
You did that with "Woke"
Anonymous No.713110021 [Report]
>>713108107
nope.
Anonymous No.713110052 [Report] >>713110173
>>713109925
Thinking men can become women is not something a normal person believes to be true.
Anonymous No.713110173 [Report] >>713111047
>>713110052
Is there a trans character in DK Bananza?
You people are calling it woke because his eyebrows are shaped differently. There's nothing even vaguely political about anything having to do with the new Donkey Kong. You're beyond parody, this is on the level of
>So you don't want a black James Bond? You're literally a Nazi. Go back to 1930s Germany. Kill all Nazis
Anonymous No.713110175 [Report]
>>713108205
retard
Anonymous No.713110801 [Report]
>>713107076
The reason they changed DK design is because his old face was permanently frozen with one emotion and it made it difficult to animate
Also everytime he opened his mouth with teeth showing it looked ugly
Anonymous No.713110938 [Report] >>713110980
The modeled fur looks so fucking bad
Anonymous No.713110980 [Report]
>>713110938
yeah
Anonymous No.713111047 [Report] >>713111196
>>713110173
Wokey Kong is a tranny
Anonymous No.713111196 [Report]
>>713111047
Anonymous No.713111336 [Report]
>>713104604
>Captain Falcon doesn't get a game
He got one less than two years ago and everyone who claimed to want one jumped through hoops to rationalise that it isn't new because it superficially looks like an older one (which they haven't played).
Anonymous No.713111707 [Report]
>>713096760 (OP)
Why would they change one character and leave the others alone? Now it looks like it has no uniform art style and is just a cheap slapped together project with no care put into it.
Anonymous No.713111917 [Report]
>>713105818
Zelda has never had continuity for more than two games. New console, new Link and new Zelda, sometimes multiple even.
Anonymous No.713112051 [Report]
>>713106120
It's not that stupid when you think about it. They are all Kongs, and all named after their features. Cranky is cranky. Lanky is lanky. Donkey is stubborn, like a donkey.
Anonymous No.713112141 [Report] >>713112752 >>713113798
>>713096760 (OP)
>>713096904
They're games for children
They're rated E
You are having a collective meltdown about toys for children
Anonymous No.713112190 [Report] >>713112253
The fact they didn't get cartoon series K. Rool's VA to reprise his role in a game full of singing is a crime against humanity.
Anonymous No.713112253 [Report] >>713112391
>>713112190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWcibQ6fADM&pp=ygUQZmluZXN0IGNhY29waG9ueQ%3D%3D
Anonymous No.713112295 [Report]
>>713098291
i can feel how hard the /co/ goblin that made this was seething by giving dipper an expression he never uses and soft standardizing the artstyles of four distinct shows
Anonymous No.713112391 [Report]
>>713112253
Holy kino.
Anonymous No.713112415 [Report]
did they change the canon?
was donkey kong actually donkey kong in the original arcade and not cranky?
Anonymous No.713112530 [Report]
>>713097416
Anonymous No.713112752 [Report] >>713112976
>>713112141
I don't understand why people bother posting this. You care equally as much about this children's toy, the only difference between you and I is you have a positive opinion and I have a negative opinion. In what world does that make you better?
Anonymous No.713112976 [Report] >>713113423
>>713112752
you have autism and you’re just brown
Anonymous No.713112979 [Report]
>>713103760
> phenomenal
How over the top can you get? Nothing about it looks phenomenal at all. The game looks 20 years old ffs
Anonymous No.713113069 [Report]
>>713096904
No female is going to be more interested in this faggot game.
Anonymous No.713113280 [Report] >>713113405
>>713096760 (OP)
Miyamoto is trying to bring his baby back to his original vision before he dies. That's why Pauline is suddenly in everything too.
Anonymous No.713113405 [Report]
>>713113280
is miyamoto in the room
Anonymous No.713113423 [Report] >>713114239
>>713112976
>can't answer the question
Anonymous No.713113456 [Report]
>>713106754
Looks nothing like Cal arts.
Anonymous No.713113474 [Report]
>>713096904
Yea, they should be catering to the adult male demographic, kek. Fucking retarded loser.
Anonymous No.713113798 [Report]
>>713112141
You’re the one buying it.
Anonymous No.713113860 [Report] >>713114123
>Entering the final sublevel
>Zone name drops
>Krokodile Kore
Anonymous No.713114123 [Report]
>>713113860
would be amazing.
Anonymous No.713114239 [Report]
>>713113423
>can’t stop having autism and being brown
Anonymous No.713115048 [Report]
>>713109408
A majority of DK games are collectathons
Anonymous No.713115505 [Report]
>>713096904
Meds. Nintendo is just fucking retarded.