Thread 712368079

NINTENDO WON

>>712368079 (OP)
nintendo is my friend

>>712368079 (OP)
might have sold well but switch 1 games are ass on it in handheld mode im seething at them

>>712368079 (OP)
Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Brick 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2
>Clair Obscur: E33
>Ghosts of Yotei
>Pragmata
>Lies of P: Overture
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>Silent Hill F
>Hell is Us
>Resident Evil 9
>Lost Soul aside
>Gears of War: Reloaded
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Stellar Blade
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Doom: The Dark Ages
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>Mafia: The Old Country
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Hell is Us
>Marathon
>Ninja Gaiden 4
>Metal Eden
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
>Killing Floor 3
>Grand Theft Auto 6
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Nioh 3
>Mortal Shell 2

>>712368360
Most of this is western slop that I do not care about and the few that I do, I think have a good chance in the future.

>>712368674
Sorry about never getting ports

>>712368360
>Pragmata
>Silent Hill F
only games there i have a modicum of interest in, and they don't seem too farfetched to receive a port. i could add code vein 2 to your list i guess.

>>712368360
I don’t buy a Nintendo to play any of these. I buy it to play bing wahoo and Zelda.

>>712369312
The cheap chinese Nintendo tablet can't run any of those sadly, 0 chanche for ports

>>712368360
>Death Stranding 2
shit
>Clair Obscur: E33
shit
>Ghosts of Yotei
shit
>Pragmata
shit
>Lies of P: Overture
shit
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
though it was already confirmed?
>Silent Hill F
matter of time
>Hell is Us
shit
>Resident Evil 9
matter of time
>Lost Soul aside
shit
>Gears of War: Reloaded
shit
>Monster Hunter Wilds
matter of time
>Stellar Blade
shit
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
matter of time
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
shit
>Doom: The Dark Ages
shocked this hasn't already been confirmed, matter of time
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
matter of time
>Mafia: The Old Country
idk maybe maybe not
>Dying Light: The Beast
shit
>Hell is Us
shit
>Marathon
shit
>Ninja Gaiden 4
matter of time
>Metal Eden
shit
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
shit
>Killing Floor 3
shit
>Grand Theft Auto 6
shit
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
shit
>The Elder Scrolls 6
doesn't exist
>Nioh 3
matter of time
>Mortal Shell 2
shit

>>712369495
>shit
>shit
Sour grapes kek

>>712368360
>>Marathon
I cannot fathom the sheer snoy desperation to actually put this on the list.

>>712369625
Sour grapes again

>>712368360
>The only ones I have any interest in are stellar blade, ninja gaiden 4 and nioh 3.
>And I can just pirate them on PC.
Meanwhile I can list a dozen exclusives and multiplats that drove me to buying the vita 2 aka the switch 1.

>>712369796
Sour grapes and cope

prepare your anus for famitsu sales tomorrow

>>712369495
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>matter of time
Is Elden Ring on Switch?

>>712369876
If mods were smart they’d sticky the thread and ban everyone who posted in it.

>>712368360
>Definitive list of PC games because he can't list any PS5 games
>posts gold wojak
lol, pathetic

>>712368360
bend over

>>712370007
None available on the Switch 2 im afraid

>>712370078
>im afraid
yes you are

>>712368079 (OP)
You don't even have any games to play. Look at you, endless posts on 4chan. Such a special console. You basically own a stake with your paperweight purchase.

>>712370031
>posting Toddlercore
No way kek
You realize that everyone laughs at you for playing this mobile game tier slop?

>>712368079 (OP)
0 games sir

>>712370108
Sorry about the weak hardware and no ports

>>712370007
GTA6 and Death Stranding 2 aren't PC games. Unless you wanna say that System Shock counts as a PS5 game despite coming out on PC first.

>>712370165
>this mobile game tier slop?
genshit chinkpact and shart rail player projecting again?

What the fuck are the 3.5 million people playing?

>>712370264
>weak hardware and no ports
the ps5 has a ton of ports and remakes/remasters though (priced at $110 + tax + tariffs + tip btw)

>>712370265
>GTA6
it is
you're insane if you think jewstar is not going to triple dip again
>Death Stranding 2
pretty sure kojimbo swore off snoy exclusivity right around when SE did

>>712370273
Nintendo shovelware is way below that level im afraid

>>712370265
Also on PC 1 year later. I can wait.

>>712368360
Toddlersisters.......

>>712368360
I already have a PC and a Deck.

>>712370396
Still no ports to the Brick, sorry

>>712370265
>Unless you wanna say that System Shock counts as a PS5 game despite coming out on PC first.
The point is that they aren't exclusives anon.
If anything you get to laugh at PC vegans for losing an "exclusive" that technically already isn't one due to wine/proton making it work on troonix.

>>712368360
>snoys has to list multiplat games because the ps5 has no games

>uppity tendie thread turns into a tendie portbegging thread
You can't make this shit up

>>712370446
>im afraid
We know.
See ya tomorrow on the famitsu threads, can't wait to laugh how the switch 1 still outsells the PiS5.

>>712370607
No Switch ports still sir

>>712370542
i accept your apology anon, it's not a brick, it's a glorified usb charger
easy mistake to make, though

>>712368079 (OP)
Snoysissies how did our misinformation campaign completely backfire?

>>712370649
>>712370720
Im afraid that spamming sales reports wont get these great games >>712368360 ported to the Nintendo Brick 2

>>712369887
Coming this year

>>712370840
>Im afraid
no need to repeat yourself, we heard you loud and clear the first time lol
biggest launch ever btw, all of these games will be coming sooner or later

>>712370665
>>712370840
You still believe they're not going to port games to a console that sold 3.5 million units in less than a week? lol

>inb4 wii u cope

>>712368360
>all these butthurt replies
Tendies, just SWITCH to a console that has games

>>712371137
i'll keep using my switch 2 and my pc then, thanks for the tip

>>712371030
>>712371062
Sorry sir, but your chink tablet cant run these games. Stick to Donkey kong shovelware or something

>>712370302
F Zero GX the greatest game ever made

>>712371207
>pretending to be an idort
Heh

The seething from snoyggers and pcvcks is hilarious

>>712371230
it might not actually be the greatest game ever made, but it definitely produced the greatest gaming rage pasta ever made
it's still my favorite after all these years
>BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE

>>712370031
w-wokey kong what are you-.... AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>712371229
I mean if it can run cyberpunk, it can run that other crap
well most of it anyways, just needs a bit of optimization

>>712371137
soo...the switch?

>>712371338
No ports :(

>>712371272
>pretending to be an idort by posting the snoygger edit
Heh

>>712371432
Nah it's too much of a hassle to develop for a chinese tablet.
PC and the two other real consoles are more than enough in terms of sales

>>712371230
I know I am

>>712371481
Holy cope

>>712371528
>Nah it's too much of a hassle to develop for a chinese tablet.
woah bro don't take that much copium at once you're gonna overdose

ITT

>>712371528
yes, let's just leave sales on the table
because that's how that works

>>712371642
>>712371665
Sorry bud another whole generation of no real games
Lel

>>712371715
yeah sucks to be playstation I guess

>>712371715
couldn't be me, i didn't purchase a ps5 like a retard lol

>>712371782
>no u
No brick 2 ports >>712368360
Sorry!

I heard it was 3m in 24 hours so that means the last 3 days were only 500k? What happened?

>>712371873
Yeah you purchased a Brick 2 instead with 0 games LOL

>>712368360
>PC games and Xbox games
>snoyface
Huh?

>>712368360
I have a computer, dumb nigger.

>>712371272
No pretending lil vegan bro

snoys still fighting the console war has some serious "ww2 soldier on deserted island" vibe

>>712371997
3.5 millions sold and counting ;) here's to 8 more years of seethe from you and your friends :)

I'll wait for Deckard.

>>712372116
>pretending to be an idort
Lel

>>712372117
Or like that one Japanese guy who kept fighting like 30 years after it was over

so how long before it outsells the PS5?

>>712372149
0 games sadly, and no ports of actual games i'm afraid saar

>>712368360
Sony bro don't bully. this is objectively a huge win for consoles. with the Xbox dead, Sony and Nintendo dominating gaming is the best timeline. The Switch is the first nintendo console without a retarded gimmick.

>>712372189
Sure.

>>712372320
>i got exposed
You gave up fast

>Nintendo gets to produce cheap asset flips and switch 1 ports
>sells them for $80 since tendies normalized that price point
Unironically Nintendo won because tendies are goyim.

>>712372261
>sony
>dominating anything
please refer to >>712371481, still very relevant 12 years after it was made
what a timeless image

>>712372407
Kek

>>712372447
Last I checked DK was 70 (not that that's any better)

>>712372407
Nicee, this one will cause an aneurysm for tendies

>>712372541
>uhhhmm akshually this low effort shovelware is 70$ not 80, TAKE THAT SNOY

>>712372382
We were debating something? Lol. you can think whatever you want about me, I'm not 6 or an egotist. Go nuts lil bro

>>712370840
>concord 2
>great game

>>712372247
sorry your little anti-switch 2 marketing campaign shitted and flopped :) you spent months and yet it broke all records... sony isn't going to be happy about that you know?

>>712372541
That 5 hour techdemo is $70, yes. Have you seen the other Switch 2 "games"? You think the next Mario, Zelda or Smash won't be $80 after this? There's 0 reason to not expect the greediest company in gaming to not jew their goyim.

>>712368360
I can play all of these on my pc. Getting a switch 2 means I only get more games to play (exclusives)

what games are the 3.5 switch 2 owners playing that isn't mario kart?

>>712372621
What do you want me to say, I already said I hate that they bumped it up even by that much

>>712372662
>I'm not 6
Well based on the games you play it could be the case. But you actually play toddler games at 30+

>>712372706
Sorry saar still no ports

>>712372738
yeah man, no disk drive?!
what's next, no gaems?
...oh wait

Another eight years of seething and coping

Just get each console. You aren't poor are you

>>712371648
This is super accurate

>anti-tendies know the switch 2 have games so they have to cope about ports (apparently ports are a good thing now)
looks like we aren't gonna be seeing that spongebob eating dog food labeled as "ports" anytime soon again lads

>>712372780
I would stop thinking about me if that bothers you so much

Couldn't help but notice the antijapan glowies are not using the "nintendo is banning ecchi devs like CH!" anymore, wonder why that is?
Trick question, I know perfectly why that is.
>CH comes out crying "we are totes being percecuted, we were totes banned from releasing the game even after censoring it".
>Literally 12 hours later they release their snoy exclusive returnal clone and the nep trilogy re-re-re-release on PiS5.
>Fast foward to it's release like 2 weeks ago.
>Said returnal clone breaks records in how shit can a CH game sell.
>No joke it was not only their most expensive game to date, it was also THE worst selling game they have ever shit out, even surpassing the original nep game on PS3 that was buggier than trannypunk on release.
>Literally a day after it's release they announce the games are coming out on switch anyway.
>Surprise surprise, instead of all three in a single cartridge like it was originally announced, they are selling them individually now, for full price too.

>>712373219
>still pretending that a paid tutorial is a real game
OH NO NO NO

>>712373243
Oh, and just to be clear, remember how CH said most of their players are on PC and not on the switch? Despite the switch ports of their old crusty games selling better than their original launches?
Here's how well that returnal clone did.

>>712372992
>each console
no thanks, i'm just gonna stick to my pc and my switch
that combo covers all use cases.

>>712373243
fuck, you're right
i thought it was because they were all reassigned to directly shitting on the switch 2 instead of nintendo, but it could be that too
god i hate compile shart so much

>>712372934
he gets off on it

>>712373243
>>712373463
i don't know how can anyone trust goyim heart after nepran kagura being neutered to shit (and full off pointless padding) and them shafting the runaway NIS employees worse than a westoid company ever would
it was extremely clear it was their full snoyim moment like how marvelous went mask off during the PS4 era when the snoy backstab happened

>>712368079 (OP)
Why is every internet addict against this console?

>>712373243
What's the appeal of the nep games

>>712373817
"haha ironic meta humor" but before modern millennials ruined it by overdoing it
also scantly clad girls, half of which aren't even actually scantly clad unless transformed into their CPU form (and even then they don't get much screentime) but give CH a break, they are trying really hard pls understand

>>712372407
Some schizo took the time to make this.

Switch 2 outsold Steam Deck lifetime sales in its first 24 hours.

Can't make this shit up lmao

>>712373760
Because they're miserable people

>>712373760
They put all their eggs in the antijapan movement that snoy and steam are pushing and are throwing a tantrum that they can't just manifest nintendo out of the industry.

>>712368360
incredibly based

>>712373760
People don't want to normalize $80 games because only goyim would actively want to pay a higher price for something.
But tendies are cultists and here we are, in a topic celebrating $80 game prices. That don't go on sale btw. Nintendo is known for its greed after all.

>>712369495
This is what actual cope looks like

>>712373784
Decksnoys really thought the switch 2 price was going to make people get a deck

>>712373817
it used to be a little shitpost game with cute girls that appealed to the kimo ota sonyfag crowd on 2ch (it was based on their /v/ board after all). now i don't even know what the fuck it's about.

Great boycott. Congratulations to those involved

>>712374009
>loook what a loser he has a lambo
>akshually the honda civic outsold the Lambhorgini GT350 in a single day
Tendie mindset not even once kek

>>712372683
>comparing a literal brick to a much slimmer console with a 3rd party attachment no one uses

>every single thread is just the same canned replies, same images and same 3 Nintendia viral marketers getting assmad
Congrats Rasheed, Patel and Sukdeep 0.1 nintencoins have been transferred to your account

>>712373243
They always do this. Manufacture outrage for brownie points, then slink back into the shadows when their "persecution" narrative gets exposed as a marketing ploy. CH played the victim card like it was Yu-Gi-Oh Night and immediately turned around and dropped that Returnal-looking shovelware while quietly prepping those Switch ports anyway. The funniest part is watching their fanbase try to act surprised when they pull the same bait-and-switch tactics every couple years. Nep ain't the face of rebellion anymore—she's the mascot of corporate indecision and secondhand embarrassment.

>>712374304
>>comparing a literal brick
Okay but enough about the nintendo switch now

>>712374135
>People don't want to normalize $80 games
then you would be complaining at snoy with their 120 bucks TLOU rerelease and xbox raising their prices across the board, even for old shit consoles that have been out for over half a decade

Did /v/ actually buy one?

>BRICKBRICKBRICKBRICK
what

>>712374480
Nah, I don't bay mass produced chink tablets

>>712374240
>it's going to flop!
>a colossal disaster!
>no hype!
>dead on arrival!

You are now *here*
>n-n-nobody cares about sales anyway!!

>>712368360
Basado

>>712374240
the steam deck isn't a Lamborghini in this analogy. It's more like one of those kei trucks that everyone talks about because "wow its small and still has functionality" but no one actually buys it because everyone already has an f150.

>>712374339
>Nep ain't the face of rebellion anymore—she's the mascot of corporate indecision and secondhand embarrassment.
arguably depending on who you ask, she never was
from the start with the OG ps3 release she was literal buggy shovelware that CH shat out because the company thought it would sell based on the shitpost 2ch threads they frequented
they weren't wrong back then mind you, but then they tried to desperately keep the novelty meme alive with a literal decade of re-releases and pointless spinoffs

>>712374407
>then you would be complaining at snoy with their 120 bucks TLOU rerelease
It's for two movie games that I've never played or care to play. Will be on sale for $20 in a year.

>and xbox raising their prices across the board, even for old shit consoles that have been out for over half a decade
MS literally raised their prices because of Nintendo.

Why are you trying to deflect from Nintendo's greed? You helped normalize spending more money on games. Your friends at Nintendo thank you.

>>712374480
fuck no

>>712374573
>>712374616
Sweet copium huffed I see.
Tendies seethe LMAO

>>712374480
Those os us with jobs did. NEETs were off making Switch U threads of well-stocked shelves.

>>712374332
>said without a single fucking shred of irony

snoys sure love looking at that fat guy a lot
they posted him... at least 873 times

>>712374304
It's not like there aren't smaller handheld PCs too

>>712374661
Remember when back in the day nintendo still had competition from snoy and they were forced to slash the prices on the 3DS because of the vita?
I remember.
I will still blame snoy for not providing real competition to get cheaper nintendo hardware and games in the exact same way I blame jewvidia for AMD selling a grossly overpriced 9000 GPU series.

>tendies lost
happy tendies scammed by the global corporation

>>712374713
Viral marketing is not a real job Patel.

>>712374661
>le DEFLECTION
you just deflected from $120 TLOU lmao
shut the fuck up you hypocritical bitch

>>712368674
>>712369312
>>712369495
>>712369796
>yip yip yip YIIIIIPPPPP!

>>712374661
normalizing people spending their own money without seething poorfags with an inferiority complex getting mad at them is based thoughbeitever

>>712374797
is that the ayaneo that has the screen literally get hot enough to fry an egg on it?

based fucking steam deck chads

>>712374573
This
they spent every single day saying it sell like shit and now after getting defeated they're uncomfortable with sales talk because it hurts them to be so wrong

>>712374770
So you actually recognized yourself?
You really look like that? LOL

Does S2 even have games beside remakes

>>712374891
ironic since basically every thread since release about the switch 2 has been filled with seething turdworlders crying at people not boycotting it so they can get a price drop.

>>712374952
damn you sure are thirsty about that guy lol

>>712374970
Mario Kart 9

>>712369495
>>712369312
>>712369796

>>712374807
Looking at this topic I legit think the price cut was a dark day for tendies like >>712374867

Can you imagine how angry he must have been when Nintendo had to take a loss? Thankfully that's in the past and we can now pay $80 for asset flips.

>>712374948
Are you a shareholder at these companies or something? I dont know why you would be so gleeful about things getting worse for yourself lol

>>712374908
No it's the ayaneo with the low end apu that was sold for cheap when they realized it was worse than the steam deck

>>712375056
>I'm spamming more, making me the victor

>>712368360
>marathon

>>712375024
Still zero games on the Nintendo Brick saar

>>712374163
They are fucking teenagers. 450$ is cheap in 2025. For example a playstation 2 was 300$ at release in the year 2000. That is over 700 dollars inflation adjusted.

>tendies love to pay more money for the same games
yes nintendo won, tendies lost

>>712375050
That's a remake of a snes game.

>>712375148
He's also been posting that same pic in all the different topics thrilled that he's paying more for lazy ports and asset flips.
Jews call us goyim and tendies have convinced me they are 100% right. They even added the cattle to the new MK game to rub it in.

It's sooooo good.

>>712375062
But enough about Sony and their $120 asset flips (and them letting 3rd parties introduce $70 games on their consoles first then following suit with Spiderman).

>>712375183
whatever you say man. Enjoy seething in your little favela waiting for an emulator to come out

>>712374135
>the price of vehicles LITERALLY DOUBLES over 5 years
>the price of video games increases by 1/7 in the same time frame (less than inflation)
>get mad at nintendo

>>712375201
>>712374163
HERE WE GO AGAIN

Normies are buying it?

>>712375201
Different things have different amounts of inflation. Inflation calculators are mostly worthless

>we have now reached the point of the thread where they call people goys and rant about jews
peak sour grapes

>>712375395
Yes. Approximately 2.5 million of them.

>>712375287
Do all of the gamecube games on NSO have widescreen or is it just F-zero gx?

It’s going to flop more than PS Vita.

>>712375395
Mainly normalfag adults. Nintendo really has their own "disney adult" audience.

>>712375394
>not pictured: Actual arguments for why it's shit other than "it makes me sad you have something i don't"

>>712368079 (OP)
Mario won
Zelda won
Pokemon won
Harman Smith won
Barry won
Yamauchi won
Aonuma won
Miyamoto won
Touhou won
Kiwi Farms won
Mion won
Emio won
Rise won
Alarmo won
Trump won
Switch won
Switch 2 won
Billy Mitchel won
Darren won
Concord lost
Astro bot lost
Pal world lost
Wilds lost
Sony lost
Microsoft lost
Square Enix lost
Steam deck lost
Yuzu lost
Ryujinx lost
Keffals lost
Patrick Tomlinson lost
Mike Matei lost
Spotify lost
Kamala lost
ACfag lost
Karl Jobst lost
Eric lost

>>712374304
Why expose yourself as a limp wrist faggot like this?

>>712373243
i also can't help but notice the glowies started to try derail the thread HARD once this got posted

>>712375608
You enjoy eating shit, we get it. Don't get upset.

Really, why are they like this?

>>712375748
But that's not saucy you're replying to.

>>712375748
>still no actual arguments for why it's shit other than "it makes me sad you have something i don't"

is there anything more pathetic than nintendies

>>712375834
It's ok, you love feasting on shit. It's gross but we get it.

>>712375689
you haven't seen shit

>>712375876
snoys, for one

>>712375905
>still no actual arguments for why it's shit other than "it makes me mad you have something i don't"

>>712375965
Well I guess enjoy eating more shit bro.

>>712375876
Yeah, morons that spend everyday seething over a product

>>712375559
WW is sadly 4:3 with an ugly border

>>712375807
You just dont get it yet. When I was a young buck like you I was playing my xbox 360 and calling people faggots for liking the wii. You will grow up see why people are nintendo enjoyers when you understand more about life. Relax kiddo

>>712376042
You seem obsessed Patel.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/fwWoYXcWXTeM-w45qBlozg/

>>712376040
that smeared garbage was impressive for tendies

3 million of those are in the hands of scalpers
in 2 weeks they'll return them to the distributors and the sales data will be less distorted

>>712375148
>Ask snoy one time why they love Astrobot so much
>Get a pdf of Sony's Q4 report with data, sales, and graphs

>>712376078
Damn that sucks

>>712376007
>I-I-IT'S SHIT. Ignore the fact that i am constantly checking to see if an emulator is in the works! Just for game preservation though, I would never want to play a SHIT game.
Average thirdie IQ, everyone.

I bought two, one for online games and another for game backups and homebrew at some point that's just going to live in my closet until that's possible.

>eric has degraded to the point of spamming wojaks
that is so sad to see.

>>712376078
>imagine a PC decompilation :),
tendies keep paying the premium for the same old garbage

>>712375807
I literally make enough money to easily afford it. Also the bundle deal made it comparatively cost only around 50$. It's just... not that big of a deal. Mostly kids are upset.

'ric is sure is having a meltie today huh

>>712368079 (OP)
ps5 had no games and sold, obviously fucking switch + mariokart will sell.

you'd have to be retarded to expect low sales for a mariokart launch.

>>712368079 (OP)
Turns out when you actually have the supply to meet demand, you can sell a lot.
This is a very long overdue learning moment for the industry.

>>712376106
>why people are nintendo enjoyers
Well Nintendo enjoyers usually have restriction orders from being anywhere near close to a child, thats all I know

>>712375283
don't have a cow man

>>712376208
actually he dropped to that point around 2 days after the switch 2 released

God the famitsu thread tomorrow is going to be gold.

>>712376306
>This is a very long overdue learning moment for the industry.
Sad but true

>>712376179
Well, you made it clear that you love eathing shit. Ok

>>712376287
tomorrow's is going to be glorious with the ps5 being in third place

switch 2 is worth it even just for the classics catalogue. i've played awakening more than any ps5 game in ages.

>>712376309
ironic considering someone tried to shut down a splatoon thread(more than one game btw) with child porn not even 24 hours ago but w/e

>>712376461
I can emulate all those on my PC for free, no need for an overpriced chink tablet

>>712376370
you know what would be funny? if the xbox price increase causes a surge on xboner sales (japan prices always lag 12-24 hours behind global prices for gaijin companies) due to chinks panic importing them, leaving the PiS5 on 4th place
it's not likely, but it would be so goddamn funny

>>712376505
>someone
That was probably just a tendie posting his usual disgusting garbage.
You know you can't hide the fact that tendies are acutally jerking off to Splatoon characters

>>712376202
Nintendo really knows what they are doing nowadays with their female characters

>>712376040
Noooooooo

I have a PC with a 9800x3D and a 4080. I don't have a steam deck, so I got a switch 2. simple as.
>but you can emulate
true, but I can't bring my PC with me unless it's a LAN party.

>>712376532
>dude just commit theft
lol

>>712376287
Well he wasted half a year claiming it's going to flop only for the switch 2 to be the best selling console at launch ever lmao

>>712376638
sorry that all you've got is butch roid dykes and the bazz

>>712372456
Apparently it was made in 2010 as a comment in the archives points out.

>>712376673
Yeah they finally figured out how to make Daisy not look creepy.

>>712376749
>i must bootlick
Lol lmao even

>>712376563
another incredibly funny Xbox related thing would be if their pokemon clone becomes popular and Nintendo doesn't try to sue the devs. Palkeks would lose it

>>712376737
We can't emulate Switch 2 games, yet

>>712376893
even so, it's nice to have a handheld that can play games, touch controls are shit on phone emulators and only are acceptable for stuff like pokerogue.

>>712376840
Bro thinking he's Robin Hood.

>>712376737
the problem with the goydeck is it's too expensive for anyone with a budget PC, and pointless for anyone with a good PC because they can just use parsec/moonlight on another device
>b-b-b-but that means you always need an internet connection!
same with the goydeck due to requiring a steam login
and a random laptop or whatever you use for parsec would run whatever the goydeck can run too

>>712376840
you don't hate companies, you hate honest people who can afford whatever they want

>>712376840
imagine being this poor lol. I am an actual loser and I can afford video games

>>712376981
>it's nice to have a handheld that can play games
Yeah we have the steam deck for that, unless you are a third worlder

>>712377043
>>712377050
case in point kek >>712375394

>>712377065
Master race actually has a PC for gaming and a nintendo switch as his side arm.

>>712371363
>BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD!
Gets me every time.

>>712377195
Nah, the actual masterrace would never touch the shovelware tablet and fund Nintendo the most anti-customer company on the planet

>>712369620
Fuck off shitposters

>>712376981
For sure, I think buying a Switch 2 makes a lot of sense as a PC user if you really want to play new Nintendo stuff and just don't want to deal with emulators. I have a Steam Deck too I love it and most emulators are great, EmuDeck makes it so much easier to deal with and does most of the work for you. But there's something nice about just having a console that you don't have to tinker with, ever. I got a Switch 2 just to play Nintendo exclusives, I have a giant Steam library and don't want to rebuy those third party games so I use my Steam Deck for most games.

>>712377031
pc + nintendo is the ideal setup, anything on ps5 or xbone is on PC and better anyway.

>>712377336
>new nintendo stuff
lmfao

>>712368360
This post made tendies shit themselves, let that sink in.

>>712377284
Idort master race, you poor bitch.

>>712377336
it's great even just for the classics catalogue, then you have stuff like mariokart/mario/zelda/metroid/etc. I'd take the switch 2 with the n64 or snes catalogue over the ps5 for example.

>>712377336
>new Nintendo stuff
It's all shovelware anon

>>712377479
Hey man, I'm having a lot of fun with my Mario Kart World machine. We'll probably get a second game worth buying at some point, hopefully DK is good but I don't know, looks kind of lame to me and I'm still not wild about the new design.

>>712377485
but but but they have Mario, Zelda, Metroid, pokemon, and Mario, Zelda, Metroid and Pokemon for fucking 40 years btw

>>712377616
meds

>>712377545
>>712377690
meds? :)

>>712377545
That's fair, as new NSO subscriber I'm kind of disappointed by the game lineups for most classic systems. Why does GB/A not have a single real Pokemon game? Why does N64 not have Smash Bros? You know, it's just odd. I get they need to drip feed to some extent for a subscription but man, it feels pretty weak overall. I know the Gamecube is brand new so whatever, it's only 3 games but they're some of my favorites so I'm not too bothered. But they better put Double Dash and Melee on that, they probably won't, to avoid cannibalizing sales of the more recent games, but still. Most people will not being going back to Double Dash or Melee, even if Nintendo is afraid of it.

>>712377562
I'm glad you found a new word you liked eric.

>>712376730
Meanwhile... in reality....

>>712378123
God, I hate the Series S. It fucked this entire generation harder than UE5 did.

>>712378072
yeah they should add more stuff over time but it still has stuff like mario64, ocarina of time, and goldeneye, so they didnt miss many of the must have games. stuff like pokemon might be due to other compilations. i'd like soulsilver for the gameboy classics too though.

>>712378072
All the other Mario Kart games are on NSO. No reason why they won't add Double Dash.

Nintendo have no fear of adding Link's Awakening DX for GameBoy despite the Switch having a full price remake. They're not afraid of anything. They just make weird choices with the games they add.

>>712375807
why did you put the dollar sign on the right hand side of the number? Is that a sudaca thing?

>>712378072
> Why does GB/A not have a single real Pokemon game
So they can sell them back to you as a collection for the 30th anniversary next year.

>>712378381
It seems like the only real fear is Pokemon, they know the new games suck.

>>712378220
I own a Series S. It's a great piece of kit for the price. It only exposed how utterly inept and incompetent most developers are.

>>712378072
You need to remember that Nintendo hates tendies more than anything else in existence.

when will they update the classics library with more gamecube games etc... id sub but its barren right now?

>>712378123
>>712378484
just get a pc at that point

>>712378589
They're trying to get out of the way of GTA VI

>>712377284
>snoys don't support the hardware or games they claim to like
no wonder the westoid vidya industry went to shit
meanwhile actual otaku have spent a decade importing the originals and eating up the extra import tax costs just to not give westoid middlemen any money

>>712378072
>Why does N64 not have Smash Bros?
Licensing issue? It's also why it wasn't on wii u. I hope nintendo sorts this out because Smash Bros 64 and melee with online would be awesome

>>712378745
>Licensing issue
What do they not have the rights to in Smash 64?

>>712378745
Nigga what? Are you trying to say they don't own 100% of everything in that game?

>>712378628
>just pay $4000 to sit at a desk to play video games

Kek no.

>>712378851
>>712378893
Probably some music right fuckery. Same reason there’s no Diddy Kong Racing.

>>712378220
On the contrary, it was one of the last lines of defense against unoptimized goyslop.
Granted, it only stopped the problem for about 3 years, but at least it tried.

Reminder that the switch 2 sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg4cUWMFIr0

>>712379078
Seems like a huge pain in the ass, if you're a Series X owner. Seeing stuff like Baldur's Gate 3 and Wukong just get indefinitely delayed at the last minute must suck.

>>712379168
I get clips of him being too retarded for Mario Kart World on my instagram reels every time I check, it's great and he's still retarded.

>>712372407
>Deck
>60fps emulation
If only, I hope the deck 2 can actually do this and not the single digits drops it has now

>>712379168
>less than 6k views on this vid
the snoyim desperation reeks

>>712379258
the goydeck 1 is the best it gets for pc handhelds given it was released with the peak of hardware right before moores law was declared deader than dead
anything better than that will be a grand minimum

>>712379168
based fuckin DSP!

>>712377043
>choice is bad

>>712378851
>>712378893
Some of the items originate from non-nintendo IPs. The motion sensor bomb is from goldeneye.

>>712368360
Would like to play pragmata and silent hill f, but the rest is trash

>>712379358
Anything else also isn't subventioned by steam sales

>>712379937
>MGM (now part of Amazon)
Oh, that may actually never happen then lol. What's with the Nintendo and Amazon beef anyway? Does Nintendo just not want to pay some kind of fee or something?

>>712376078
Disappointing.

>>712375559
Soul Calibur 2 supports 16:9, WW doesn't.

>>712377169
>everything I can't afford must be shit

>>712380149
Amazon probably broke street date too many times for Nintendo's liking.

>>712376309
Speaking of people that have restraining orders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3FT-0FypeM

>>712374135
But it's okay when GTA does it?

>>712381719
I bet there's going to be zero outrage about it because of "muh graphix"

>>712375621
QUEST COMPLETE

>>712378387
>Is that a sudaca thing?
Yes. Don't point it out doe

>>712378387
Im an engineer and you always put the unit after the number in every other situation except money for some gay reason.

>>712368360
We all have PCs. Which means we can play 99.9% of those but with better performance than your overpriced multiplat machine.
Most of the top 10 selling games on the Piss5 are mutliplatform games.
45 out of the top 50 selling games on the Switch 1 can only be played on Nintendo systems.
You Snoy niggers barely even buy games. The highest selling Piss5 game was the Spiderman 2 Rainbow Flag Simulator with 20 million units. There are 20 games on the Switch that sold more units than that. Snoy trannies are like wokies on twitter that cry about representation but then never support woke games that come out. You extoll the virtues of your preferred multinational corporation, but unlike Nintendo bros you don't even really support them lmao. Hipster retards more concerned about images and trends than actually enjoying vidya.

>>712370165
>You realize that everyone laughs at you
>3.5 million units in 4 days
>Everyone
It might be time to try to come to terms with the fact that you are wrong. The longer you put if off, the more potential harm it will do to your psyche. Nintendo exclusives are fun!

>>712368360
Remember, for any negative opinion on any of these games, snoys will call you a tendie and then complain how Nintendo fans are shitposting all threads.
It's easy for them to believe that considering snoys exist to shitpost.

>>712368360
You forgot Concord and AC Shadows bro.

>>712370273
Gacha is infinitely better than shitendo trash

>>712368079 (OP)
sold mine to someone for profit :).

>>712370607
Yeah this is just sad, at least during the PS4 they were able to list exclusives, now they have to do it with multiplats that all look better on PC. Why the fuck even be a snoy at this point? You're more of a Nintendo hater than a Sony fan.

>>712383417
Shipped, not sold

>>712371648
snoys proving again they're leftists

>>712375807
The "muh shovelware" cope from Snoy trannies is deliciously ironic. Check out the wikipedia page for Playstation 5 exclulsives lmao. Almost zero actual games. With such classics as 'Feed My Raptor', 'Astrolander', 'Gamer Quest' and 'Feed My Raptor 2'. Lol what the fuck.

>>712374009
>Switch 2 outsold Steam Deck lifetime sales in its first 24 hours.
This would be extremely sad if it wasn't so funny, it's also MORE powerful while being cheaper, shit is insane.

>>712368079 (OP)
The only ones that lost are the ones paying for a mediocre console with one game.
Console wars ended in the PS4 era, the moment consoles became just pcs

Nintendo is just too big to fail at this point, why waste your precious time on Earth being a hater? You're gonna be seething for the next 50 years until you die of a heart attack, why not spend the 450 fucking dollars and might as well enjoy some games?

>>712384137
?
Nigga can u read?

>>712384291
Yeah the Switch 2 is more powerful, cheaper, and sold more than lifetime sales of the Dick in 24 hours. It also has exclusives and multiplats run better.

>>712384062
They're smart and moral? Why, thank you.

>>712384369
But your ideology has already been proven wrong and is on the way out anon, how is letting little girls get raped in Sweden just to not be called a racist smart OR moral?

>>712384365
It's not cheaper

We can context the rest but that's an objective fact. And pc has way more exclusives than any console btw

>>712384483
There will be no reply to this because the leftist is ignorant of what his shitty ideology has done to the world. As long as Hollywood tells him that he's a good person, he will believe it.

>>712384220
>Nintendo is just too big to fail at this point, why waste your precious time on Earth being a hater?

Nintendo has games.
PC has UE slop if you are into that.

There is no reason to own a ps5 or a xbox, this makes brown children mald

>>712384483
False

>>712384608
Switch doesn't has games, it has a game. It's not the same.

The UE slop u cry about it's on the switch as well, you better get use to it, even first party Nintendo games use unreal.
There is no reason to own a switch 2 if you have a pc either, can't wait to play exclusives at 4k 60fps like bayo 3. Holy shit that game was ass on switch, switch 2 it's going to be the exact same, can't even handle new releases lmao

>>712385127
It doesn't even have a game, it has a port

What would Nintendo have to do with the Switch 2 going forward to convince you to buy it?

>>712385471
Get bought out by sony

>>712368360
uhh

Really wish they gave us a number on MK too.

>>712383723
please understand
no one cares about playstation at all, so they have to cry in nintendo threads
sony threads die within 10 posts

>>712385617
kek

>>712385468
Well that's another story, Nintendo as well as other companies are leaning towards less games in more time. The worst part is that they count remakes and remasters as systemsellers.
For the switch makes sense because nobody bought the Wii u, but the same Zelda for 4th time? A watered down version of Mario kart with way less content? A reskinned Mario Odyssey? Wtf?

>>712385983
snoys try to count a demake of demon's souls as a "system seller"

>>712386178
It's not a demake, and it is more of a system seller than mario shart 8 with a new coat of paint

>>712368360
Even the goldjak posts are getting rather pathetic. Switch really mindbroke some people. Then again, the whole meme started over a multiplat so it’s kind of fitting.

>snoys don't know Fast Fusion exists
They really don't play games.

>>712386226
It’s an upgrade if you ignore the worse UI, butchered art direction and fucked OST.

>>712386401
But enough about every switch and switch 2 port

>>712368079 (OP)
Consoomers lost. They went out and bought on launch for 1 game thus justifying Nintendo's price increases and guaranteeing it stays that way. all for slopperkart.

I'm starting to think there is no difference between goymers and drug addicts.

>>712386317
Why would I care about your shovelware when I have a ps5 and get actual games like clair obscur and monster hunter wilds?

>>712386602
Careful. All companies might hike their prices after seeing what Nintendo did.

>>712386602
>half-rice
lmao

>>712385468
get ranged banned already schizophrenic retard

>>712386575
>I'm starting to think there is no difference between goymers and drug addicts.
Not much, with social media and echo chambers has never been easier to produce corporate cultists

>>712368079 (OP)
there is nothing more pathetic than console warring. consoles are shit and exclusives are monopolistic anti consumer cancer

>>712387850
Exclusives are there to justify a console’s existence. Consoles are only as good/bad depending on the amount of exclusives it has.

>>712377043
>bootlicking corpos this hard
Beyond pathetic.

>>712380474
>modern nintendo games
>not shit
But you always feel free to cope harder, shit eater.

>>712383417
>modern nintendo exclusives
>fun!
Shit taste.
And lets not pretend that your psyche isn’t trainwreck, toddler.

>>712368358
really? i almost bit out of boredom because i was hearing about improvements on older Switch games.

>>712384608
> Nintendo has sloppy shoverware.
Fixed you.
There nothing special about modern nintendo games, its just usual generic cartoony slop.

Still seething, huh?

>>712386238
Including toddlers themselves as deep down they know that switch is mediocre shit and nintendo they loved is dead

>>712389418
I also trust everything I read on the internet

>>712389418
>if you try to tamper with it to break it it will break
bros wtf I tore my PS5 open and poked the CPU with a screwdriver now its bricked! why is sony so anti-consumer?!

>>712376106
>Supported Microsoft's entry into gaming
They don't give out awards for gay retarded cunts but if they did, you'd have my vote.

>>712389220
The Nintendo I loved died when they let Microsoft lure Rare away. As a 90s kid, Nintendo to me was mainly just pokemon and a vessel for Rare games. That said, the shell of a company that shuffling around like a zombie is still miles ahead of all the other retards in the space. Microsoft are just crypto kikes. Sony have bent the knee to US woke ideology. Steam are the Amazon of gaming, helping destroy brick and mortar retail and the comfy SOVLfulness of going to a gaming store to buy cereal box PC games with neat guidebooks and art inside.

PC vegan bros....how we holdin up

>>712392384
Rare is gay and overrated. The biggest blow was losing Square.

>>712388602
>And lets not pretend that your psyche isn’t trainwreck, toddler
They will never even be able to quantify what has been wrong with you freaks since March 3rd, 2017. It is far too complex to even enter into the DSM. You will never recover. This is your life now. Enduring a series of "victories" and "losses", all contingent on how well the video game consoles and game titles of a particular east Asian corporation perform in sales. Death would be more kind than this fate.

>>712392542
What's overrated is the final fantasy franchise. I have just had to accept and come to terms with the fact that people like it for some reason but it was always queer bait pro tranny bullshit and Queer Enix are right where they belong.

>>712389418
If my sanity relied upon bullshit like this being true I would honestly just jump off a fucking bridge at that point. You couldn't even call this a life.

>>712392940
I thought it was gay too but i also thought it was still a bigger blow to Nintendo.

>>712368079 (OP)
It's the hype. Wait for it to die down and it will come nowhere close to nintendo switch 1 total sales

>>712394006
But there is no hype. We've heard for weeks leading up to the release day that there was zero hype. What hype do you speak of? There is no hype.

>>712392940
you and this guy would get along

>>712368360
do people think the pc+switch combo is a joke? it's literally the ideal way to enjoy videogames

>>712392384
>The Nintendo I loved died when they let Microsoft lure Rare away
To be fair, Rare stopped being good before Nintendo sold them to microsoft

>>712386602
You don't own a PS% and you haven't played those games.

>>712394502
you don't need a switch or any console if you have a pc. you can emulate everything and play all games ever made for free.

>>712394659
nintendo never owned them. rare is a british studio that made games for many clients.

>>712394738
That's true, but Nintendo is like.. one of the handful of big vidya studios along with R* and Capcom that still deliver quality products in this dumpster fire of an industry. I say they deserve the support.

>>712386238
>the whole meme started over a multiplat
Which one?

>>712394738
i have a pc and i need a switch cause i want to. get fucked

how do I buy one though?

>>712395276
Walk into a store.

Happy for them

Still aint buying the switch2

>>712395375
I tried that around 10 times now it's not working

>>712389220
holy projection batman

>>712368360
All this Snoyshit and every Xbot game can be played on the Steam Deck and upcoming Steam Deck 2. PlayStation and Xbox no longer have any exclusives like Nintendo does. There's a reason to own a Nintendo Switch 2. Microsoft was too lazy to even make an affordable handheld and instead just had ASUS make expensive Windows ones while Sony's PS handheld will only play PlayStation games at a very expensive price. What the hell are Sony and Microsoft even doing?

Macaco having another sperg meltie.
It ain't even famitsu time yet.

>>712368360
None of them exclusive of nogames5

>>712372261
>Sony
>dominating anything after they put their games on PC
You mean Nintendo and Valve, right?

>>712368079 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv01Auwd6oo

If it's on Xbox, its gonna be on the switch 2. You may now cope and seethe, caco

>>712396086
>Palworld footage

Are game key cards actually selling?

>>712368360
King of console...i kneel

>>712396086
>I'm done with Nintendo :(
>ignoring the fact that Sony and Microsoft are worse
If you're still sucking up to Sony or Microsoft without knowing why Nintendo is winning, then you should probably get your head checked.

>>712368079 (OP)
PS4 sold like 50 million in its first day

Switch 2 is flopping hard lmao

>>712396289
Furukawa can come to your house and take a shit in your mouth and it will be selling at this point.

>>712396289
We'll see tomorrow. I can already tell physicalfags are going to be seething hard

>>712396086
this entire anti-nintendo griftsphere is so retarded, legitimately even dumber than breadtubers

>>712396289
Probably. They are for normies that don't know anything about online shopping so they will buy them without thinking twice.

>>712396086
>asmongirl
into the trash it goes

>Snoys keep desperately trying to force a Nintendo vs Valve situation when it's really a Valve vs Sony and Microsoft situation in which both Sony and Microsoft are losing
You Snoys should be getting ready to trade in your PlayStations for a Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2, at this point. Sony and Microsoft will be fully third party next gen.

>>712396801
>anti-nintendo griftsphere
>breadtubers
They are the samething

>>712396553
Lol no

>>712368079 (OP)
>1 game
>1 more next month
Don't care, not paying 400+ for an overpriced upgrade.

>>712396086
It's what kids call grifters no? They just do it for the money

ONE GAME

like it or not, nintendo is the only viable console right now. it being portable makes it versatile, you can use it like a steam deck or at home. also, the first one is 7 fucking years old and is still going, so you get something with longevity.

>>712399518
snoys still cant meme

>snoys has been in full on meltdown all day
save some energy for your tantrum tomorrow lil bro

>>712394659
>Didn't get to play couch multiplayer Goldeneye and Perfect Dark with the bros
Tragic.

>>712396086
>female
>e-celeb
>using palworld footage
She just ended nintendo. All 3.5 million Switch 2 owners, myself included, just demanded our money back.

>>712400056
They are indefatigable, I'll give them that. They've basically been at it every day since March 3rd, 2017. Nothing but seething and coping for 3,023 days.

>try goldeneye on n64 classics
>set up controls how I like
still a better fps than most modern games.

>>712368360
Nobody buys a Nintendo console to play this.
I'm not even calling it slop , but you clearly fundamentally don't understand the video game market

>>712368360
So... Uhm... O_o I don't wanna be THAT guy but...
Any good games...?

>>712368360
All of them are gonna get ported to PC anyways. What's your point retarded snoynigger?

>>712403962
b--b-b-b-b-buh but but not.... not on switch......

>>712371207
>Tendies
>idorts
Kek

>>712403962
Snoys can't use their playstation exclusives because they don't have any

>>712400912
this is why I unironically have a PC, Xbox, and Switch 2 but not a PS5
They're by far the most cringe

>>712394738
Show me your rig emulating Mario Kart World.

>>712375356
seethe

>>712377616
Like how other companies have had the same franchises for almost or just as long, are they demonic evil barfdookie, too?

>>712396086
OK bye, I'll just be sitting here playing GX then

tendies: yes daddy nintendo yes, hit me harder daddy don't stop

>>712368360
>xhe things those are not going to be released for Switch 2
Tranny i will love pirating them and playing them for free on switch 2

>>712405179
Even Marathon? Come on man, have some standards

Nintendo is the most evil and greedy company in human history, and it's not even close

>>712373243
>We're getting Neph
>Nintendo wins
>Playasia wins
>Sony lost
>Trump lost

>>712405380
Based Chadtendo

>>712405889
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>712404609
Its okay when anyone but nintendo does it
7 gran tourismo games all copy pasting each other? thats fine

>>712405380
>the first point is still trying to claim nintendo raping the guy selling ransomware infected consoles is somehow a bad thing

>>712403962
>>712403681
>>712395896
>>712395789
>>712394502
>w-we dont want these great games anyways, w-we have mario kart 25

>>712404310
>Have a decent PC
>Think of few times that I could just buy a PS5 because whatever
>See a few games that I wanted to try
>They get ported to PC
>Don't have to buy a PS5, get to enjoy the games, and enjoy the endless seething

I can't imagine what in the world keeps current snoys so loyal when it's pretty obvious that they've been abandoned for Fortnite kiddies and Fifa

>>712368079 (OP)
8 more years of snoy meltdown

>>712396967
get this nigger off my screen. there's so many reasons to shit on these game companies but fags like these pick the trendy, knuckle-dragging opinion for social media retards to latch onto. It's a video game console for fucks sake. Do people REALLY need a cause to be behind, even if it's a retarded cause?

>>712368079 (OP)
Gamers won
Doomers lost

>>712368360
What if I have both the Switch 2 and PS5? Your console wars don't affect me anymore.
Also I'm not getting an XBOX even though I want to play Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey really badly.

>>712396289
>game key cards
those are good for digital fags, but bad for physical fags. So in the end it sucks. I mean some console only people bought Fallout 76 physical and that's just a cardboard disc.

Who dared doubt? Give me the list.

>>712407464
Reminder post is sarcasm. I don't need another visit.

>>712368079 (OP)
>Xitter claims
LOL
LMAO

>>712407807
>official reports from nintendo d-d-don't count!
lol
lmao even

>>712407943
Nintendo is less trustworthy than anonymous social media claims, yes.

>>712409071
this but sony, the most evil company in the market

>>712409190
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>712409254
Nintendo will always win
God will always win
Sony will always lose
Satan will always lose

>>712407146
Poorfags will never recover from this

Always feels good to BTFO Snoys

>>712368360
based

>>712370302
Mario Kart.
The last one sold 68.2 million copies. It's not surprising it's off to a strong start, even with that price, but long term they're gonna need more shit and quick if they want to maintain that momentum.

>>712415102
3D Donkey Kong is coming out next month

>>712376040
10 years ago the Switch was just rumors and speculation and Cyberpunk 2077 was still five years away

>>712388683
yes they look awful on the screen compared to switch 1 docked mode is fine people who are saying they dont look worse are actually insane its just as bad as ds games on the 3ds you have non integer scaling onto a screen thats quite a bit larger its not nice

>>712394738
emulation is gay i have a good pc and also have pretty much every console except ps5 and new xbox