>>718682420
Outside of the occasional loli feet thread, this was the expected outcome for a 3D platformer. There is no story or characters for /v/ to obsess over, so discussion fades out, regardless of how good it is. See Astrobot

Pauline of course

Why she flopped so hard?

Made for petting.

>>507937855
Why is she so squat? Why did Nintendo screw up her design? I hope that she's just wearing baggy clothes, but I have the feeling they're slowly goblingfying her...

>>713002235
post outstanding games, then
protip you can't, you cum guzzler

>DK Bananza is a genuine prequel
Wasn't expecting that. What did you guys think of the Direct?