Only Switch 2 owners allowed

More like switch 2 something else nigga

bing bing wahoo, I don't own a switch twoo
nigger

>>715606740 (OP)
how longs the game?

oh you didn't update to fix that duplication glitch?
*bricks your console*

Whites only

>>715606794
>>715606795
>>715606875
you lost

Kept grinding out the DLC dex in Pokemon Violet while I waited. Got Iron Crown and Boulder and did the secret scene you get from taking Terapogos to the Crystal Pool so now I'm done and uninstalled.

Uuhmmmm... bros??? Its not looking good is it?

>people are okay with Nintendo bricking switch 2 at will
Why are we like this?

Should unlock for me by 11pm EST.

>>715607130
Kek the game is 6gb. Seek help lmao

>>715607059
Did you catch Pecharunt?

>>715606875
>waaaaaah i cant pirate

Famitsu review is 38/40. Confirmed ludokino.

1 more day until every snoy/Rarefaggot is mindbroken by Bananza becoming the fastest selling DK game ever made.

>>715607302
bananza is inspired by the rare games and pays homages to it though the devs admitted it

K. Rool is the real main villain

Doubters just got fucked into oblivion.

>>715607130
>I was right
holy. Shit. Journalists are actual scum. Predictable scum.
Simon batt here sucked off the batman collection, despite running at less than 60fps with drops. Along with other big name microsoft and sony games.
Meanwhile, we're supposed to believe a 2-5fps drop for a half second is worth making an article for.

the only thing more pathetic is people on /v/ using articles like this for a narrative

>>715607532
And yet Raresnoys have been seething about it 24/7 because MUH DK DESIGN AND DKC

>>715607130
>>715607139
>>715607219
>>715607302
>>715607627
Eric meltdown.

>>715607557
nintendo know that sending some dumb manchildren toys to get them to give their games a good score on their website doesn't matter because no one cares or takes these guys seriously.

2 hours until reviews

>>715606740 (OP)
I want to get a Switch 2 with Bananza so badly and partake in all the discussions and shitposting, but I hate the issues with the Switch 2 itself, namely the screen and battery time. Is this what FOMO feels like?

>>715607643
Why did you include me when I'm literally calling out Eric/snoys?

>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2

>RARE DK WAS BETTER

>>715606740 (OP)
Its over. Reviews are gonna be dogshit.

>>715607676
>handheldfag
you did this to yourself, anon.
Either way the screen is fine. Battery is pretty low but everyone whos held one will tell you the image looks good so I dont know where you get your info from kek

>>715607676
I feel the same, I'm probably buying it and then handing it down to my little cousin if a upgraded version comes out.

>>715607676
Just wait a year then pirate it on PC.

>direct looked amazing
>every preview is glowing
>earliest reviews are all positive
Game of the decade incoming.

>>715607747
Nice projection, retars

>>715607813
nta but pretty much the only problem I have with my switch is the screen. It got scratched and I don't even know how on the 1st day I had it.

>>715607676
Switch 2 is going to be as expensive now as later if you get one, and if you have an autistic moment down the line and want the oled just sell the original when it comes out, with how fucked console prices have been youre basically just wasting your own time waiting at this point

>>715607951
>Switch 2 is going to be as expensive now as later
dude its samsung 8nm which is on par with tsmc 10nm

check phone/ampere prices they are rock bottom.

>FUCK DK BANANZA AND FUCK NINTENDO!

>RARE 4 LIFE!!!

>>715607220
Yes. Literally only thing left to do is to get the 4 sealed legendaries and I don't give a shit since it will be an hour of guide following followee by chucking them in a box and never using them.

>>715607798
metacritics does predictions now? wtf

>>715606740 (OP)
Why did Bananza flop badly?

>>715607813
I play on my TV most of the time, but I still hate being aware of flaws in my hardware.
>>715607848
Good idea actually, although I think my nephew will probably get one before an upgrade comes out.
>>715607951
I sold my original Switch when I got the OLED as well, I may do that again.

>>715606794
what happened to this guy? Did he kill himself after Sony betrayed all their cult followers and lost the console wars to Nintendo?

>>715608251
>I play on my TV most of the time, but I still hate being aware of flaws in my hardware.
fair, but if you expected a better battery then you are just failing logic class.
A battery isnt magic, you cant just keep scaling up performance and not lose battery life. The battery has to physically get bigger and more expensive to keep up with output demand: only that also increases heat generation and exemplifies capacity degradation.
only getting 2.5 hours on MK World may suck, but then, youd get 9 hours on... i dunno, patapon.
if you want 9 hours on world, then youd need a 2Kg $800 battery setup if you also want it to not be hot as a frying pan, not die out within a year of use, and still charge fast enough.

this is why there wont be a switch 3, this isnt sustainable until we invent a better energy storage system, and since we havent done that in over 100 years, well...

>>715608780
He has a life he was always just trolling consolewar losers.

>>715608780
The fate of every snoy and PCfaggot.

>>715608038
That means fuck all when it has the word Nintendo on it

>>715607059
>playing pokemon past gen 3
genuinely, why would you ever do that to yourself

>>715608780
>He thought Chad Daddy was serious

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>715606979
This is a Kong thread only, whiteboy.

>>715608780
straight ballin on your mom

>>715607864
>she thinks there will be a switch 2 emulator in a year
cute. Really.

in the future, perhaps consider not giving your thoughts on something you know nothing about.

>>715607886
>every preview is glowing

>>715609302
God his model and those animations are dog shit

>>715607948
It's probably the anti shatter film on top, not the actual screen

>>715609302
Oh no, the game about exploration is... rewarding the player for exploring!

>>715608038
so why are Microsoft and Sony raising the price for their 5 year old console? Almost like age of chip is not the only thing that affects prices

>>715609237
>btfoed so hard in the other thread he tries his luck in this one
ngmi

>>715608940
>>715609270
hey bro, how does it feel to be a meme posted by incel neckbeards on 4chan?

>>715608038
>no one, literally no one mentioned or cared about chip thickness ever
>until suddenly muh nintendo is only 8nm instead of 6nm
>then its mentioned over and over

its kind of funny seeing the FOTM copes and buzzwords by people who dont even understand technology.
same thing with tflops, no one ever used them until the last console generation, then suddenly it was THE yardstick of comparison... even though anyone can tell you X system with less tflops than Y system was running games better - they still held onto it as some kind of gotcha.

Whats next, memory chip width?
PCB sand source?
The cables molar quantity of copper?
The number of pins?

ONE DAY
I DON'T KNOW WHY

AAAAA I CAN'T CHANGE MY BEST BUY ORDER TO PICKUP ANYMORE
WILL THEY GET IT TO ME BY RELEASE DAY????

>>715609237
>snoy has to copy and paste an original, better joke made at their expense as a no u
embarrassing.
just like the left cant meme, meme. Snoys cant shit-talk.

Just like how they no u'd the sony bonus rhetoric.

>>715609393
The main thing currently affecting prices is unironically Trump tariffs and even the mere fear of new tariffs. Nintendo has actually been less jewish than most in this regard as they only raised the prices of accessories in response and only did it in the US instead of worldwide.

>>715609158
>he was only pretending to be retarded
so he was retarded, gotcha

>>715609503
just walk into a store anon you dont need to preorder games

Get 'em DK!

Canadabros, is it just me or are most Canadians too poor to afford the Switch 2? Apparently there are hundreds at Best Buy. Most people I know are interested in the console but seem very put off by the price tag. Are most Canucks just too poor? I have a few friends who got one but they conspicuously have a ton of extra money.

>>715609302
OH NO! AN EARLY GAME, LEVEL 1 AREA HAS AN EASY TO FIND TUTORIAL NANA THAT TEACHES ABOUT ECHO LOCATION OR EXPLORING TUNNELS!?
CANCEL THE PREORDER ITS A 1/10!!!

>>715609627
tendie cope has begun kek

>>715609619
anon I can't drive, that's why I order things online
if I could just walk into a store I fucking would

>>715609624
why do canadians always insist the canadian dollar and US dollar are the same? I see this every time.
Mutt;
>wow its $70!
canadianfag;
>you think thats bad, its $125 here!!
literally cheaper than the $70. Are they confused or liars?

>>715609771
their economy is worse, which is why dollars are worth a lot more than canadabux

>>715609623
When Nintendo was putting sexy brown girls in every game, I already couldn't believe it.
But this still blows my mind.

>>715609750
funny, you didnt say it was wrong.
Curious, do you do this to any game with early game low skill tutorial sections, or just nintendo ones?

Because boy oh snoy do I have a list of your precious sony games that fall short on that regard!

See you at the game awards xxx

>>715609771
because their wages are shit

>>715609771
it's not that extreme

>>715609876
>See you at the game awards xxx

Trust me, you don't want to embarass yourself again

>>715609870
poppy kong is still in the game too though

>>715609771
$80 American dollars literally buys you more than what $130 Canadian dollars will in terms of everything else. Food, gas, bills etc. Canadians are all poor fags. We earn far less and get tax raped to death. You think CAD is real money? lol

>>715609876
Nintendo doesn't pay off geoff like sony so they aren't going to win

I hope they delay it a few days, i am still working on collecting all the moons in Odyssey

H-H-HURRY UP!!!

>>715609302
Looks better than this dogshit.

>>715609946
Tears of the Kingdom was GotY. I would have also given it to Armored Core 6 though. Or Prime Remastered. Literally anything other than Baldur's Gape.

Every single year, Game of the Year IS a Japanese game. Maybe once every ten years a Western studio actually deserves Game of the Year, and I am being extremely generous in saying that. Honestly damn near every single year I could pick at least 3 Japanese games that all deserve GotY moreso than whatever Western slop Geoff and co decide to give it to.

>>715610080
Fuck you I like both Death Stranding 2 and Bananza. Guy in that webm is purposefully playing the game as boring as possible, you can do all types of crazy shit in DS2. You can make Bananza or any game look boring by just walking around doing nothing too.

>>715609947
Whoever has been demanding sexy brown girls in all the games since Switch 1 is fucking nuts.
I hope this game sells amazing so we get cute lolis in each new game as well.

>>715610080
we need more sensory overload

>>715610196
Kimishima the choco GOAT

>>715609464
do you have schizophrenia

It’ll be good but nintendo fans are going to cry foul in the VGAs when Claire Obscur wins goty over it

>>715607676
Stop being weird and either buy it or don’t buy it, fat link

>>715610196
Frye is the best!

>>715610196
Timerra is my favorite.

>>715610102
>mindbroken weebcuck assblasted that e33 is a better jrpg than anything made in japan recently

It will win goty and you will cry and complain. Screenshot this.

>>715608230
it won’t flop at all, even though it should from DK’s tongue out face and pauline’s shit singing

can you skip the singing parts i dont wanna cringe

>>715610682
You will watch our Balan Wonderworld gibberish musical numbers and enjoy it.

CRINGE SINGING IS OKAY IF I'M 10
DOESN'T NINTENDO KNOW I'M NOT 10 ANYMORE
WHY ARE THEY STILL SINGING???

>>715610592
LOL

How much time left for the metacritic score?

>>715610682
dont worry, they are doing a bait and switch with it. that vtuber rapper is going to be voicing pauline singing the dk rap instead when you get the actual game as well as the new k-rool rap

>>715610509
wonder what happened to that one artist that made her skin tone so pale she looked like a zombie

KIWIFAGS POST IT NOW

>another sub-90 Switch 2 game
KWAB

>>715609302
is that a banana!!????? what’s that? a banana!!!!???

>>715610797
one hour

Sirloin is hosting a walkthrough livestream.
https://www.youtube.com/live/G40YqQWLdgM?si=NqeaqCjzdaInXC7d

>>715610853
Reeducated, Frye without her dark skin is like Mario without his wahoo.

>>715610796
botw is also #1 on igns top 100 which i dont really agree with and will probably change in the next 10 years but mario world, zelda lttp, and super metroid are almost 40 years old and those games are still in the top 5. nintendo already won in the early 90s, nothing will top those 3

>>715610592
As already stated, I do not give a shit about The Westoid Awards. Maybe many years ago I mildly cared, now I just don't. I already expect some western slop to win, and I don't care because I won't have played it. 2026 they will just give it to GTA6 by default and not give a shit about any other game that comes out.

These are the real games that actually deserve GotY 2025: Death Stranding 2, Metal Gear Solid Delta, DK Bananza, Metroid Prime 4. Every now and then there's maybe one or two Western games that deserve a GotY nom or to actually win. Maybe the only time the win was actually earned was 2018 with God of War, Jap studios were slacking a little bit that year.

>>715610907
>Less than Astro Bot
Kek it's over

Aww shit sonybros it's actually good

I see 90 on metacritic which is fine

>>715610907
OH FUCK I GOT BTFO

HOLY FUCK

>89
BIG OOF

>>715611093
STOP THE COUNT!!!!

>>715611093
STOP THE COUNT

Astrobot actually won...

>>715611168
more like ASSrobot. The Kong Won

>only a 90 from Nintendo's most prestigious studio
they wasted half a decade that could've been spent on a 3D Mario

>first mainline game since before the new millennium with k rool as the main villain
we are so unbelievably fucking back bros

>>715610907
OWARI DA ...

>>715611208
nope

>>715611168
oh yeah the Astrobought reviews were great. But Bananza is the game your grandchildren will still be playing decades from now.

Bananza game would be okay, this is okay
it is made by "mario odyssey studio", so we should not wait for another mario odyssey game, okay

but what about team, which made other Donkey Kong games? like tropical freeze remaster, and other ones? are they dead or something? And again, what about Kirby forgotten land team? like, Kirby forgotten land was one of best switch games, are those people dead too?

like, nintendo what, has only 1 team to make games?))))

>And the gloves truly come off during the post-game content, which continues to push the mechanics in more extreme, exciting ways.
What the fuck is the post-game? We still know nothing about it from leaks other than MAYBE Candy and Lanky Kong are involved

>>715610907
my life is fucking over...

>>715611272
Yeah but astrobot is better because it has a bunch of cameos from other games I've heard of! It's like a marvel movie! :D

Put Mario name on it a the game would have been a 98. Still not bad though.

metro are the only reviewer to actually tell it like it is

>the opencritic is at 81 because some retard decided to count a 9.0 review at a 0.9 review
what kind of sabotage is this?

>>715606740 (OP)
I'm conflicted on this game. One the one hand, I'm confident that people will have a good time with it, and I like some of the leaked details we've seen. But on the other hand, I'm tired of these loosely-structured games, so this appears to be far from a system-seller for me.

>>715611285
Don't you have some neighboring slavs to be killing right now anon?

>>715611352
what the hell? lmao

>>715611285
>Tropical Freeze and Returns

Anon... Retro Studios has been making Prime 4

for SIX FUCKING YEARS and in the meantime they also made Metroid Prime Remastered as a warm up exercise.

>>715607302
This is the biggest celebration of Rare's contributions to the franchise.

>>715611285
>but what about team, which made other Donkey Kong games? like tropical freeze remaster
They were put on Prime 4
>what about Kirby forgotten land team? like, Kirby forgotten land was one of best switch games, are those people dead too?
They're working on the Forgotten Land DLC

I'm killing myself it's fucking over bros

>>715606740 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>715611352
>review in spanish
AY DIOS MIOS

>>715611352
happened to death stranding 2 too when reviews came in

>>715611285
esl-kun these games take years to make, and Nintendo has been in a habit of not even announcing a game until it is 6-12 months from release.
you're not going to know what they are doing

>still no leaks

>>715606740 (OP)
>still 2 hours until it unlocks
CMON

>>715607951
I waited on the Switch 1 and i got two of them for 60 and 50 usd.

Nintendo needs to bring challenge back that's what they are lacking in a lot of newer games. Hopefully the optional content has at least some difficulty.

>>715609756
It's only an hour and 12 minutes. Go for a nice walk. Half that if you use a bicycle.

>>715611285
>Kirby forgotten land was one of best switch games
You got this right, at least. That's one of (maybe) 5 first party "must plays" on Switch in my opinion. I was pleasantly surprised at how good the transition to 3D was, AND it managed to avoid being boring like several other Kirby games. Even has decent local coop play.

Should I just buy digital
I'll have to wait an extra 12 hours for physical

The metacritic score is being tanked because one review accidentally gave it a 0.9/10 instead of the intended 9/10

>>715611696
or maybe he was just honest

>>715611696
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQCpeeMBR20

This channel posted some stuff
>dk rap
>literally only the fucking chorus

APOGOLIZE

>>715611647
i played the demo and it was just as boring with shitty feeling movement as every other kirby game

>>715611852
snoys can't even spell correctly

>>715611646
I would be walking on the side of the road with no sidewalks for the majority of that
I also paid for my pre-order already...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LVJTHsbh-8
huge spoilers, don't even hover over the embed button

>this should be considered as one of nintendo's best recent work alongside Odyssey
>8/10
is there a bias against DK or what, they gave Odyssey a 10.

>>715611490
>They're working on the Forgotten Land DLC
i mean come on, working on forgotten land dlc, really? forgotten land was released in 2022.

>>715611869
nah, it is good game, especially if you playing together with someone

>>715611869
wait. does the demo run at 60 fps on the switch 2? i doubt they updated it but it wouldn't hurt to ask

>>715606740 (OP)
Bananza/Bananya crossover when?

>>715606740 (OP)
what time to nintendo games unlock? midnight for each region or a different time?

The snake form is actually what that fan art looked like

>>715611683
Never spend actual money on a download.

>>715611950
I hovered over the embed button and it sold me on the game.

opencritic just went up to 91
>STOP THE COUNT

>>715611953
No it's just that all of Nintendo's other recent works have been 7/10 or lower.

>>715611953
no there is a bias pro mario

>>715611950
>already spoiler thumbnails before midnight in Japan

>>715612039
>91 even with that 0.9/10 typo
kek, wonder what it'll go to once this is fixed

>>715611953
Not enough progressive themes, sorry!

>>715611950
did they use his smash ultimate model or something? He kinda looks out of place

>>715611953
nintendo didn't send them free funko pops

>Gamespot gave the game a 9, Metacritic counts it as an 8
So there is a sabotage going on LMAO

>>715612109
*gasp* hecking problematic that!!

>>715612128
The .9 is not part of the actual metacritic score

>>715612027
Fuck, you're right

what time does it unlock for digital eshop chads?

>>715611960
>forgotten land was released in 2022.
Fuck time flies. I don't think more Forgotten Land is a bad thing even if the game is pretty old, I just hope there's enough new content to justify the 20 DOLLAR PRICE TAG.

>>715609624
I can't really justify spending that much for a console with 1 game I care about when orange pedophile is fucking with the economy so much

>>715611950
So basically it's as I thought and they never really answer the question

>>715611950
hes INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Where the fuck is Snake Bananza?

>k rool slaps his belly and rubs it and laughs every 5 minutes
kino

Here it goes!
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1945455068356231358?t=wXtkB6BOvZghDYaO_9F7JA&s=19

>>715612286
seems like its not very useful, the guy doing the boss battle only uses the kong and elephant bananzas

>>715612164
>>715611352
Eric is physically manipulating review scores as usual.

>>715612286
in my pants

>>715611950
mario kart when?

Where can I find a switch 2, playas?

>>715611950
>credits fakeout
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>715611950
Why bother with this when they ruined DK's design...I don't feel nostalgic I just feel "wasted opportunity"

>>715612498
unironically gamestop in person. most online places are constantly out of stock.

anyone know what is the deal with pauline yet? seems like she goes back to new donk city at the end

>>715612507
So they just aped DKC. Amazing.

>>715609967
off topic, but... why?
I dont get what is so poor about the canadian economy, for one youve got the US right there as a trading partner, its a pretty large territory with a lot of resources, youve got a connection to EU/UK that, while you dont trade often due to distance and logistics, get special deals from being a french brit bastard child.

Where is all the money going? Is it (((them))) again?
I expect muh games too expensive complaints from africans, but canadians are white people so I find this concerning.

>>715611950
HOLY PEAK
THE RETURN OF THE KING
Not watching the whole thing, just needed 100% confirmation
Cant wait to play GOTY

>>715606740 (OP)
>Only TENDIES allowed.

Oh, you poor things. I'm sure it was tough going 2-3 weeks with NOTHING to play but Mario Kart: World, and after you beat DANKEY KANG in like two days you'll have nothing to look forward to. You paid $70 to beat something in 1-2 days. I guess you'll have to go back to Mario Kart: World because Nintendo is going to slowly drip-feed Switch 2 games slowly. Oh wait! You got POKEMAN coming out in October, so just another THREE MONTH WAIT. Nintendo released a console with no games prepared kind of like thePS5 so essentially you have Mario Kart: World, and DANKEY KANG. That's it. And in October you will get POKEMAN. If you're lucky maybe they'll release one more exclusive during the holidays...maybe. $499 console to play three games.

Kek

>>715612296
I kinda expect it to be more exploration based than combat

>>715612642
holy cope. have fun playing spiderman again

>>715608215
They're probably using some AI system to generate an "average score" with predictions or something.

>>715612553
Is there a way to see online if they have stock at a physical store near me? Or should I just call stores or walk in hunting? Ty anon

>>715611869
>judging the game based on a demo
I kind of get it, but at the same time, you know damn well they aren't going to let you experience anything more than the most basic level in the demo.

>>715612642
>$69.99
The fuck is this shit, I thought the Switch 2 reveal implied it would be $10 cheaper for digital

>>715612642
I've been replaying BotW actually. Another few hundred hours coming right up!

>>715609302
I cant wait for someone makes a 2 hour video compiling a list in order from easiest to most difficult banana that can be collected so we can see where this specific one lands

>>715610184
NTA, I agree with you that this is a dishonest post to some degree
however a lot of snoy games are indeed movie games and death stranding does contain a whole lot of walking, as that post showed.

now, im not that bothered by it since the long tedious walking you do in that game juxtapose the late game roads and rails you set up, you struggle so that the value of getting infastructure build is so much more rewarding

This, however, doesnt change the fact you do a whole load of fucking walking, and in many of sony games, it gets tiring. Even god of war, once known for its fast paced blood spilling action gets reduced down to slow walk and talk movieslop in the nu versions.
Sony's devs want to be movie writers so fucking badly.

SNAKE IS REAL

>>715610080
>Bleached hair
>Tattoo sleeve
>Backlight TV
>Sterile white furniture/color motif.
>White tanktop

A faggot trying way too hard to look "tough/cool"

>>715612813
Witnessed

Major plot spoilers from bing news
Spoiler Alert: Major Plot Twists Ahead
Proceed only if you’re ready to swing into spoiler territory.

Pauline’s True Identity: The mysterious “Odd Rock” companion turns out to be a young Pauline, who uses her voice to trigger DK’s transformations.

VoidCo’s Secret: The villainous mining group isn’t just after bananas—they’re trying to reach the planet’s core to fulfill a wish-granting legend.

Kremlings Return: Despite early doubts, King K. Rool and the Kremlings do appear in later layers, though not as the main antagonists.

Diddy Kong’s Betrayal: There’s a dramatic arc where Diddy turns against DK, leading to a brutal showdown in Sublayer 800.

Final Twist: Pauline was Donkey Kong all along… sort of. The game plays with identity and transformation in surreal ways.

>>715612813
oh the fanart will be something

>>715612813
...he's way hotter than Zebra

I feel nothing as a longtime DKC and onwards fan. Feels mean-spirited to tarnish DKC's legacy and then force in a bunch of DKC nostalgia into your DK reboot.

>>715612226
For me, I think I would rather have the devs work on the sequel than DLC for the first game, and it's kind of a sore spot that this appears to be Switch 2 exclusive content with no real justification from a performance / capability standpoint.

What happens to Pauline in the ending and is this really a prequel?

>>715612560
Best to not think about it how it connects to other games like Nintendo does.

>>715606740 (OP)
final boss SPOILER

>>715612942
>He talks
Holy fuck!

>>715612878
>Final Twist: Pauline was Donkey Kong all along… sort of. The game plays with identity and transformation in surreal ways.

Kek the donkey kong tranny jokes were true.

>>715612983
here's the video, at 50:30
https://youtu.be/SkStDujjLT8?si=PLlCNZfSWnPOlaDh&t=3031

>>715612878
>King K. Rool not main antagonist
He's the final boss though unless there's something more post game

>>715613036
She possesses dk or something with her singing, I don't really understand what they were trying to say here.

>>715612813
>buff
>arms
what the fuck is this

>>715613117
Wizpig confirmed

https://www.instagram.com/ladeekidd/?hl=en
they got some no name singer (32 monthly listeners on spotify) to voice pauline lol

>>715613041
>All bosses (No damage)

Some reviewers/people who get early copies are just insane in my eyes. I wonder how long they spent doing that just to be the first one to say "Oh look at me! I was the first one to do all bosses no damage video for LE NEW GAME."

>>715611950
Here's Young Pauline's voice actress
https://www.instagram.com/ladeekidd/?hl=en
Literally never heard of her before but her instagram has "GAME PROJECT IN JULY" in it so I guess it's legit

Kredits are back
Cinema

>>715613181
Jumpman mastermind confirmed

>>715606979
Manchildren*

owari da...
OWARI DA

>>715613202
>YOU AREN'T FAMOUS ECELEB LOL XD LMAO I LOL BECAUSE I CAN ONLY DO THAT LOL OL OL O L O LL
how defective can't you be

>>715612813
gives me banjo vibes.
>never getting a banjo game by epd

Metacritic above 95 and the Epstein files are set to unlock

>>715613202
French voice is also the current Elsa voice.

>>715613041
It was a fun ride, bros

More spoilers from bing news:
The Core Twist: Pauline Is Donkey Kong
The game reveals that Pauline and DK share a single consciousness, split across two forms.

DK’s transformations are powered by Pauline’s voice, but deeper into the game, it’s revealed that Pauline is the original source of Bananergy, the mystical energy fueling the underground.

In the final act, Pauline merges with DK during a boss fight, and players control a hybrid form called “Kongline”, combining her agility and his brute strength.

Odd Rock’s True Nature
Odd Rock isn’t just Pauline—it’s a Bananza relic that absorbed her memories and emotions after she fell underground.

The relic was created by an ancient Kong civilization to preserve the soul of their guardian, which turns out to be Pauline’s ancestor.

This explains her innate musical power and connection to DK’s transformations.

The Sublayer Revelation
Sublayer 800 reveals a time-loop chamber, showing Pauline at various ages—including her adult mayor form from Odyssey.

This confirms Bananza is a prequel, but also hints at multiversal echoes, suggesting Pauline’s identity is fragmented across timelines.

Diddy’s Betrayal and Redemption
Diddy Kong, manipulated by VoidCo’s AI, turns against DK in a dramatic twist.

After a brutal showdown, Diddy regains his memories and helps Pauline unlock the Final Song, which restores balance to the underground.

Final Boss: The Corekeeper
The last boss is a sentient banana-shaped AI called the Corekeeper, created by VoidCo to rewrite reality.

Pauline defeats it by singing the “Origin Verse,” a melody that reboots the underground and frees DK from his fragmented state.

Post-Credits Scene
Adult Pauline wakes up in New Donk City, humming the Origin Verse.

Her eyes briefly glow with Bananergy, hinting that Bananza’s events still echo in her present.

>>715612208
I'm guessing midnight

>>715611683
I normally buy physical but I have half a mind to move my entire switch 2 collection digital this generation, since 3rd party games are all dead on arrival for carts.

>>715613119
Yeah you do.

>>715613202
here's the rest
new krool va (old va also voiced funky), does cranky just not have any real voice clips or something, weird

>/v/ suddendly stopped giving a fuck about the price gauging for this shitty handheld and its games
What happened?

>>715613202
OH MY GOD HOW COULD THEY, SHOULD'VE CAST PROZD

>>715613536
>The Core Twist: Pauline Is Donkey Kong
The game reveals that Pauline and DK share a single consciousness, split across two forms.

IM A GIRL IN AN BOY APE'S BODY!! QUICK CUT MY GORILLA PENIS OFF!!!

>>715612707
>AI
>but you only have dozens of samples
It's a rng generator at best

K rools boss theme is so fucking good

>>715613536
this is hilarious. especially compared to how galaxy's backstory had to be snuck into a book

Last 3 month: There is no K. Rool, schizo!

Today: ...

>>715613202

>Jenny Kidd
>voices a kid

bravo kojima

Who even cares about the "plot" in these games? I thought Odyssey was boring as fuck, and I didn't even care about the story. I don't know what it was about. A talking hat that goes on an adventure with Mario. This game reminds me of Odyssey but with a DANKEY KANG skin, so I probably wouldn't like it anyway. You're just "collecting" bananas and shit just like you were collecting stars and what not in Odyssey.

>>715613604
K. Rool's new VA is Pigma's VA from Star Fox Zero

>>715613536
Do you seriously spend time making this up because this has to be AI? We can see it's no true pretty easily.

>>715613714
I’m the guy who said he’d screenshot that post, you were VINDICATED

>>715613536
They must have tied Miyamoto in a dungeon to have been able to break all mandates at once like that.

Nintendo fucking won. Again

>New DK game
>New DK design is ugly as fuck
>Donkey Kong is a tranny with some child
>Throw King K. Rool in as concession in the hopes that brain dead retards slop it up

Nintendo is just shit now.

>>715613536
Not true, the final boss has been leaked already and everything you said is fucking bullshit.
https://youtu.be/SkStDujjLT8?si=a09OqTQEyY3jaGOL&t=4241

>>715613867
bing told me it. apparently this is just before the k rool fight which they didn't want to spoil

>>715613908
better traped than raped

>>715613884
Won what? The "Lost to Astrobot" award?

>>715613536
Nice fanfiction

>>715611950
Kredits

>>715613968
Japanese neon-core dystopia.... HOME

>>715606740 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSiIHhcTYk

>>715613960
Cope, faggot.

>>715613927
Well bing lied to you

what if k rool was betrayed and trapped in bananadium for a 1000 years?

LOL IT'S JUST A PREQUEL TO ODYSSEY, THEY JUST DECIDED THAT RARE'S "CRANKY IS ARCADE DK" WAS AUTISM

>>715607554
big if true
would be better than the shitty antag they set up so far

>>715614059
SOULANZA

>>715614120
being a prequel doesn't break the cranky lore though, the cranky lore is only broken if it's a prequel to country

>>715611950
>the kritters actually go OHNK
game udda year

>>715614120
cranky is still arcade dk you tard.

>>715613908
>trapped
please tell me they escape even if he loses.

>>715614120
>2D credits
100000% SOUL

>>715614120
Arcade DK can't exist in this games continuity because why the fuck would DK kidnap Pauline.

>>715613968
You wouldn’t ever believe this if this was in a leak, I love how Nintendo has finally put out a truly weird and ballsy game again

>>715614120
Odyssey already confirmed the OG Donkey Kong was just a festival

>>715614120
Doesn't this imply there's some post-game stuff?

>>715614120
Is Pauline homeless or something? Why are loyalty accepting this untouchable hobo at their expensive parties and kart tournaments?

>AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE DONKEY SAMA I ACCEPT DEFEAT

>Not really.

>>715614254
arcade pauline is just a different character just like how arcade dk is cranky and arcade mario is jump man because it would be fucked up for mario to whip gorillas and smash their heads with hammers and trap them in cages

>>715614254
simple, it’s not lady

>>715611950
OH SHIT

>>715614232
Literally that is the cinematic where he got released, he and the kremlins got trapped trying to get the bananaium, which explains why they have been away for so long, and now they are BACK
When you defeat him, K. Rool flies away, but he's still free, so... he can return.

https://youtu.be/SkStDujjLT8?si=rxEhbSxEOHwYqFs7

>>715613536
We literally have videos of the final.bass retard why waste your time with this shit

>>715614120
>pauline got shoes
best ending

does k rool have an actual va or is it just noises

>>715606740 (OP)
fun fact: lady and pauline are two different characters

The final boss literally has 3 phases. A gang plank galleon remix and k rool presented as a fromsoft boss.

Um dare I say greatest finale ever?

>>715614308
No it didn't Pauline literally says she was kidnapped by a ape and it was dramatic experience and how the festival is celebrating NDC history. So unless Pauline is referring to this game as when she was kidnapped which I guess kinda lines up and ignore the festival is supposed to be celebrating NDCs history then sure.

>>715612545
fuckin nice

will there be a kind soul who will record the different bananza music

>>715614392
>K. Rool flies away, but he's still free, so... he can return.
that's all i fucking need even if it's just mario spinoffs

>>715614434
corekeeper is before k rool

>>715614450
They went with noises. I would've been fine with either, to be honest.

>>715612545
Nintendo think they slick....

>>715614524
Minute 25:26
https://youtu.be/3LVJTHsbh-8?si=718NurOzMHYheo1R&t=1526

>>715614575
bellybros eating GOOD

>>715614525
You literally says they corekeeper is the final boss so don't go retconing your own post. Also there is no post credit scene with Pauline as a adult but this >>715614120 exists instead as the post credit scene/image.

>>715614465
maybe if nobody talked

Apologize right fucking now /v/

>final phase is an exact repeat of first with barely any extra attacks
Bros, is it over?

So why is Pauline a kid? Never explained?

>>715614575
>he does the smash bros twirl when knocked away
I don't know if that was intentional but I love it

>>715614656
>K Rool explains that after the DKC Trilogy the entire race of Kremlings went extinct and is only fossils now
No, I don't think I am going to apologize to this retard

I am more upset about Cranky no longer being og DK than I should be

Is there anything available with the Kremlings or just the boss fights for now

>>715614742
This. The dude who claimed that they all got caught like retards for trying to reach the Core first was fucking right.

Also speaks volumes of K.Rool's Intel Operation if he can sniff out treasures long before super rich CEOs.

>>715614635
i don't think bing news wanted to spoil k rool, it's a fakeout ending before that

Can someone QRD the leaked story?

>>715614748
The timeline has always been fuzzy with our DK apparently being Crankys grandson and not even Jr.

>>715613604
does diddy kong just not have voice clips?

>>715614748
he’s still og arcade dk, just like how lady is a separate character from pauline

any costume list ? Did they keep it safe or did they add funny shit for the endgame like Mario's skeleton and wedding dress?

>>715613604
he's also Guy since SFIV onwards, and Rugal and Yamazaki since KOF14 onwards

>>715614748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux8Pb4iRu9g

>>715607130
>buy a brand new bike
>go out riding
>pedal as fast as you can, can't go any faster
>take bike back to the shop because "I've reached the hardware limitations of this bike already"

fuck off retard

>>715614575
15:46

The enemies have their old 16-bit sound effect KEK

I hope this game lets me fulfill the masculine urge to strip mine an entire county that I cannot do irl.

>>715609302
So it's literally just Super Mario Odyssey 2

>>715614748
I mean we can still say he is and it's like this game connects to the arcade DK story well at all. It's basically just a retcon for Pauline's character if you want to think about it a different way.

>>715611950
Game does look way too easy. Happy to have the Kremlings back (and with so much fanfare!) but this fight is pretty disappointing.

holy fuck, are we witnessing another nintendo blowout?

>>715615164
Mario Odyssey bosses were also lame difficulty wise so I'm not surprised

>>715615020
>>715613604
he's also pic related

>>715613968
Is this supposed to be New Donk City?

>>715615061
A great case of if it ain't broke don't fix it.

>>715613536
This looks like something Monolith would write

>>715615365
Xenoblade sucks

>>715615365
That's because anon is lying

>>715615164
These games are now more like Light Novels. The bosses are just "spice" sprinkled over the story.

>watches 15 seconds of a gameplay video
>pauline is exactly what I thought she’d be
>wa-wa-whooaaahh
>I knew it, all this is because of void
shut the FUCK UP STUPID KID

So he was just senile all along

>>715611950
>no recreation of DK arcade climb for final section
>no Kong vs Godzilla kaiju city fight

Otherwise, they did the King good for his comeback. I really would like to imagine that the transformed city is a reference to the 1993 Mario movie in its design.

Also, did they not have the decency to give some kredit to Rare in the staff roll?

Void king bros… Our main villain status…

Guys... The ACTUAL story is... all Mario stories are whatever they feel like at the time, and there is no strict canon. Miyamoto made the conceit that they treat these characters as characters, and therefore can be placed in any scenario on a whim.

>>715612257
Yeah i think Miyamoto or other higher ups just said "fuck timeline consistency, we dont even do it for zelda anymore".

WHY IS PAULINE A KID

>>715615421
nope, still the original dk.

>>715615432
>did they not have the decency to give some kredit to Rare in the staff roll?
can they do that legally?

>>715615517
Seems like it works fine with the dkc just not any game Pauline is involved in.

>>715606740 (OP)
>Boobs for attention
What time specifically do tendie games release on the digital store?

>>715612507
I soifaced when they did it.

>>715615517
then why didn’t they show teen mario?

>>715615462
MILLION PITY BABY MONKEY GETS PUNCH BY CROCODILE KING AND CRY FOR MOTHER

>>715615462
what bros this shit monkey had no bros hahaha

>>715614120
Has it been explained why this pauline is a child and how she got trapped in a form of a living rock?
If not, then by the guess of this, if this doesn't point for DKB as a Oddysey prequel, a post-game DLC might happen, if that wasn't included in the main game, solving those incognitas. Unless that turns into a Sequel thing

>>715615570
feels forced that they shoved in her in the DKC universe, but whatever

>>715612813
>they made it black

>>715613604
Interesting that Kouji Takeda, VA of Daruk, was the JP VA of DK in SMB Movie. His role then got carried to MKW and in this game.
Void Kong is small-time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C5%AB_Hayashi
Poppy Kong is fucking ARCUEID BURNSTEIN
Grumpy Kong is mostly grunt voice actor

>>715615545
No he isn't, not in Donkey Kong Bananza.
There dosen't seem to be any references to the Arcade game in NDC, but there are DKC references instead.

>>715615678
No it’s just a prequel

>>715615432
I thought they didn't give rare credit because modern rare is a different company but they didn't even credit the brits who made the dkc music wtf

>>715615729
all of his forms are black

>>715611869
same. demo was boring as shit and the music wasn’t good either. Forgotten land sucked ass

>>715615716
I mean she was added because they thought vocal tracks would be cool for the Bananza transformations. There really isn't any thought put into this stuff from a continuity standpoint.

>>715615729
all his transformations are grey and black.

When does the digital version unlock? I can't stay up past midnight due to work.

>>715615761
mario's daughter fag on suicide watch

>>715613968
DINOHATTAN
KOOPA
I
N
O

any word on postgame?

Wait, so what about the actual advertised antagonists for this game, the Void Kongs or whatever, they just don’t matter and get upstaged by K Rool like Zant in Twilight Princess getting upstaged by Ganondorf?

>>715615868
new roots in other layers, not enough info yet

>>715614419
AHHHHH WHY DO I FIND XMAS CAKE MONKEY LADIES CUTE

Until they outright state that "yeah there are 2 paulines" Cranky is a fucking fraud

>>715615923
coz

>DK '81
>DK Jr
>Country games/64
>Bananza
>Odyssey
Even if you deny SMB3 stageplay theory confirming that Nintendo treats their characters like actors this isn't really that hard to fathom. There was already mass fandom hallucination of Jumpman and Mario being separate characters so why can't they just do that for real this time

>>715615951
The og DK games don't even make sense anymore

>>715615951
current pauline is pauline jr. there you go /s

the arcade games are shitty king kong ripoffs why anyone treats them as canon at all is a mystery to me

>>715615871
Grumpy and Poppy Kong quit because Void Kong is a little bitch, and he gets eradicated by K. Rool

>>715615761
That's what i said.
I just wanted to explain if this end credit scene points to a future sequel or post-game dlc that could explain some things about Pauline if those went unexplained in the game, not that this confirms DKB is a Oddysey sequel since that's a thing we all knew about.

>>715615923
Ngl if there's a new DK game following this timeline, I hope she provides you with wacky power-ups instead of Fraudy Kong.

>>715616050
They always did until now
>b-but smash
The game still said that Cranky was og DK, trailers don't matter

are bananas as good as they say they are?

>>715616118
What do you mean? You never had a banana before?

>>715616063
It has Pauline being a hobo in NDC with the caption the continues >>715614120

>>715614807
Rool is a pirate king after all.

>>715611950
>he growls
>no voice acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE1QgZpt1Ls
all bananza forms cinematic

Are we going to address the elephant (bananza) in the room? Why does Donkey Kong randomly get overtaken with lust a few years after Bananza and kidnap Pauline?

>>715616152
no do they tast good

>>715614120
>RARE'S "CRANKY IS ARCADE DK" WAS AUTISM
I feel vindicated. Why the fuck have so many people been taking the Cranky shit so seriously for so many years when it was obviously a fucking meta joke.

>>715616212
retard has never played dkc

>>715616183
FUCK THEY WEREN'T KIDDING WITH THE ZEBRA SONG BEING MEXICAN

>>715616212
bro the DK community has gotten only table scraps for over 20 years they take everything as gospel.

>>715616050
It makes Mario look like a animal abuser too in some of those games.

>>715616186
????

If Bananza literally resulted in New Donk looking like it does in Odyssey and Pauline having gone on this big adventure with DK, why doesn’t she mention any of this in Odyssey

>>715616153
Yeah that's what i wanted to point what that "the adventure continues..." thing means and if it does point to some post-game dlc or a sequel.

>>715616212
It's an issue because Cranky overall is literally a meta joke

>>715616118
You've never eaten a banana? seriously? Anyway yes bananas are pretty good.

>>715611950
>no mayor pauline
>it's a Pauline origin story
>DKC games are like 30 years in the past
>they're actually his origin stories

WHAT?!

>>715616270
She mentions getting kidnapped by a monkey in odyssey, she never says which monkey ;). She meant Void Kong the whole time

>>715616270
Her saying she was kidnapped by a gorilla is in fact referring to this game I guess...

>>715616319
Probably just a nice bookend to Pauline becoming a famous singer on her own merit

So like is Diddy like 50 years old by the time he shows in Mario Kart.

>>715616270
"A gorilla kidnapped..."

"My Heart"

>>715613968
I really wish I could time travel to 2017 pre release Mario Odyssey threads and post this

>>715616319
It's probably referring to the fact that after that scene the adventure literally continues because there is in fact a confirmed post game.

>>715616168
This is good news, anon

>>715616183
snake > kong > zebra > ostrich > elephant when it comes to songs, holy shit they're all good

>>715616412
Time is convoluted in Lordran.

do people actually care about spoilers for a game like this? the story is not very important

What is the timeline now?

DKC games -> Bananza -> Arcade -> Odyssey?

>>715616508
K.Rool returning is like the most important global event since the election of Donald Trump.

>>715616508
In fairness this is probably the most story heavy mainline Nintendo game in a while

>>715616508
No that's why we are discussing them nonchalantly but it's something to talk about while we wait for the game to come out

>>715614473
Odyssey says an ape, not strictly DK. Void Kong kidnapped her in Bananza so retcons say adult Pauline is referring to Void Kong.

>>715616168
you want mario sunshine bowser again?

>>715607676
Playing in handheld mode is maximum autismo

>>715616508
story has always been important in dk games, even the devs say so, as early as the arcade games

>>715613202
>>715613604
PAY VOICE ACTORS

>>715616552
the timeline is this: >>715615517

>>715616552
Arcade takes place before dkc, cranky playing the music from the arcade game and standing on the arcade girders is literally the first thing in that game.

>>715616568
Just like Mario & Sonic at Olympic Games coming out before Smash Brawl, Smash Ultimate coming out before this kinda deflates the impact a bit.

>>715614120
Captain Toad switch is also a prequel

>>715616552
Arcade is either first or in limbo > DKC > Bananza > Odyssey

>>715616580
I mentioned it lines up but you have to ignore the other thing I mentioned which is that the festival is a representation of NDCs history. I guess it's fine however to ignore that second part and retcon the arcade games.

>>715616657
nope that's just a meta reference cranky was never dk

>>715615321
The sign on the right has WENDC, clear reference to WENYC

>>715616736
you're retarded

Didn't Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 imply multiverse and time line fuckery or something with its plot?

>>715613202
so why was there a retard spamming his vtranny shit everytime about the voice for pauline?

>>715616757
There were a few dozen people spamming their fanfics as being real.

>>715616757
because there were retards who somehow thought bananza = journey to the west

>>715616757
maybe that's the vtuber's real identity, we will have to wait for her to speak about it

>>715616736
A reference that even Nintendo themselves embraced.

>>715616756
The whole Mario multiverse actually originates from wishes of the inhabitants of Mario RPG.

>>715616725
This my view of it too as the arcade games just don't line up narratively unless we say it's all a fake stage play.

>>715616750
I mean I'm right considering the game agrees with me

>>715611950
>DKC1 credits fakeout
I kneel.

>>715616757
Vtuber fans are fucking retards

>K. Rool’s motivation is “I want to eat rotten bananas”
Lmao

>>715607676
people are seriously overaerating about the screen. it's nowhere as back as you think it is in person. at least not to me.

Cranky just started working out and kidnapped Pauline after Bananza to spite his faggot grandson

>>715616358
>>715616371
>>715616580

NTA, but it still doesn’t make sense.

>>715611950
>Snake Bananza is basically Rattly

>>715615164
DK games were always easy. Evven the bramble meme is more about stress than actual difficulty.

>>715616836
No it doesn't

>>715616814
I feel like the Mario rpg remake also implied it with the final Smithy fight where all of the thousands of back up Smithys are all destroyed unlike the original, as if all the millions of people who played Mario RPG widdled down the remaining stock of them with their copy of the game being its own self contained Mario universe.

>>715616903
you can see it here >>715616183

>>715616239
>retard has never played dkc
What makes you say that? I've played and beaten the entire DKC SNES trilogy many times. Cranky's whole schtick is that he's aware he's a video-game character. Him specifically stating he's the Donkey Kong of the old arcade days is no different.

>While performance issues were largely nonexistent in handheld mode, quite severe frame rate drops were commonplace when docked, especially during certain boss battles. This doesn't take into account any day one patches that may or may not arrive on release
>NOOOOO DUDE THERE'S BARELY ANY DROPS ANY SNOYCHUDDIES WOULD EVEN DARE POINT THIS OUT AT ALL HAHAHA COPE ERIC
Why are tendies like this?

>>715616249
>the DK community
I'd rather kill myself

>>715616923
ok, post a video of you beating that level

>>715616931
This game is clearly a prequel to Donkey Kong arcade meaning cranky cannot be Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong arcade cuz he's already old this isnt rocket science Nintendork

>>715616903
i appreciate nintendo doing their homework and not trying to ignore the DKC trilogy

>>715616979
greentext doesn't make things real

>>715616974
no it isn't. maybe actually play the games instead of lying and reading the wiki

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA

>remains unsurpassed

How did you people not already learn from Zelda that Nintendo does not give an iota of a shit about making a sensible timeline.

NEW DK TIMELINE
>DK Arcade
Jumpman and Lady are NOT Mario and Pauline, Cranky's rival is Jumpman.
>YEARS LATER - DKC and Bananza era
DKC DK is likely a teen just like Pauline & Mario, as DK is of a similar age to Mario (Yoshi's Island DS)
>YEARS LATER (likely a decade) - Modern Mario games
This is the current day. All DK games take place in the past, much like Yoshi games.

>>715616896
Okay well if we want we can say that kid Pauline had a Purse with her when she was turned into a rock. Seriously though best to either separate Mario games and DK games continuity wise or the sand option is to not care.

>>715616954
ok but why does snake DK look so cool? why is nintendo so good with animal designs?

>>715616983
I beat that when I was 12, unlike most of /v/ I don't rely on speedrunners twitters to "play" old games.

>>715617010
cranky is already the original dk in dkc

>>715616412
Mario Kart? The game that has several of the characters from when they were babies racing alongside their future adult selves? That Mario Kart?

>>715616903
Ostrich is basically Expresso and elephants succ gimmick is like the one unique thing Ellie had even if it was underutilized. So each game in the SNES trilogy got a banaza nod.

>the reason why dk looks different and closer to miyamoto's dk/cranky is because he grew up
The deepest lore

>>715617098
then it should be easy to get to the same point you were at before and record a video

>order Amiibo and game
>will receive Amiibo before the game
Feel Bananaed man

>>715616954
All DK transfos are such nightmarish abominations against nature. Pauline really is a flesh scupting godless necromancer.

>Anons seriously trying to make a timeline for DK games
That'd make more sense for autistic fan sites like DKVine. The only Nintendo series that tries to be somewhat consistent is Metroid.

>>715617075
>Jumpman and Lady are NOT Mario and Pauline, Cranky's rival is Jumpman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDr-eyhsSM

>>715617036
It's from a review retard

>>715616923
webm of you beating Animal Antics and Rocket Rails in one attempt or you're gay

>>715616954
>two buff snakes this year four if you count anothereidos and housamo

Maybe DK arcade is more of an idea than an actual literal event. ...Unless Cranky says otherwise.

>>715617104
That has never been outright stated only implied which considering he's old he could just be exaggerating to 1 up his grandson

K.Rool was the first videogame villain I managed to defeat as a cute 5yo while playing naked with my father. His existence means a lot to me.

>>715617203
Retconned, doofus.

>>715611950
>that gang-plank galleon remix
I need a soundtrack rip yesterday.

>>715617228
it's "outright stated" in dkc.

>>715617203
I knew at least 3 guys who had the same name as their father

>>715616118
Back in the early 1900s, bananas were considered way better. Bigger, sweeter, and just more flavorful. The original variety, called Gros Michel (or "Big Mike"), was the main type people loved before it was wiped out by the Panama disease in the mid-20th century. Now, the bananas we see everywhere are mostly Cavendish, which are smaller and not as sweet. Unfortunately, Cavendish bananas are also vulnerable to Panama disease, and scientists are worried they might disappear if the disease keeps evolving and spreading.

>>715617175
You really aren't as smart as you think you are. You won't even prove it's a hard game, because deep insine you have no idea of what level or game Im talking about. You are just there to protect your tribe.

Here's the actual lore

DKC games -> Bananza -> Arcade -> Odyssey

DK kidnaps Pauline in the Arcade to protect his adoptive daughter from Mario and after a big misunderstanding he becomes friends with Mario.

Cranky is never DK, he was getting dementia.

>>715617207
O now you believe journalism. total coincidence

>>715617228
>That has never been outright stated
DK64's Japanese site literally used arcade DK's sprite for Cranky

>>715616412
Brother Mario kart has baby versions. It never made sense.

>>715617303
>You are just there to protect your tribe.
do you think i am a kong or something? wtf are you talking about

>>715617271
Him playing the old arcade song is not stating anything that's an implication he never said he fought Mario or kidnapped Pauline.

>>715617305
Ignoring DK junior games and how DK in the arcade game was Mario's pet I see.

>>715617305
Cranky also can see the future, since in bananza, he specifically mentions a rival in suspenders.

>>715607676
>screen
Nothingburger
>Battery life
You're playing handheld for more than 3 hours without a plug?

>>715617398
Time travel

>>715617248
Cranky being full of shit is infinitely more likely than Nintendo going "our mascot character isn't actually in our first ever successful video game"

>>715617220
Sex with Mr. Snake, and I mean this without any uncertainty.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OlsNZ7V6sqE
why is Pauline so silly

>>715617209
It's a really weird post, you just admit you suck at children games there, and nothing else. Which kinda clash with the years of you claiming all nintendo games are baby mode games.

>>715617203
What if Mario's father is named Mario.

>>715617446
>he specifically mentions a rival in suspenders.
That got cut innit?

>>715617382
You're using a website that probably wasn't made by anyone who worked on the game or anyone who worked on any Nintendo game to dictate your Canon

>>715617473
It's a really weird post, you just admit you are gay and a liar.

>>715617409
tourist.

>>715617480
>Mario Mario had a son and named him Mario Mario
This series fucking sucks

>>715617461
They stopped using their first successful mascot character after DK94. If anything, they would probably be more annoyed Rare's reinterpretation overtook their original designs and just claimed to be the same character they made.

>>715617473
I don't think I'm the anon you meant to respond to but please learn English before responding to my posts, thank you

>>715617227
Cranky is clearly just senile at this point.

Literally this is all they had to do to make the timeline coherent.

>>715617380
What happened in your life to make you like this?

>>715617589
I'm glad you got btfo even if things don't exactly make sense now

>>715617589
What if she eats a mushroom and turns into odyssey pauline?

>>715617589
Or just show Pauline returning to her proper age(preferably with bursting out of her clothes)

>retards still trying to push retarded theories when it's obviously a prequel and they obviously don't care about the canonicity of the arcade

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h7gRHVs46E8
when did zebra = mariachi

>>715617676
I would have been okay with that.

>>715617589
>If it's Pauline jr and not Mario's daughter then Marionisna cuck
>If it's Pauline jr and she is Mario's daughter then Mario is a deadbeat
This was never going to happen...

>>715614523
NEW
>>715614523
NEW
>>715614523
NEW

>>715617638
oh anon, I want you to think bigger

>>715617576
Miyamoto approved of Donkey Kong's SNES design and has said that he worked closely on the game during its entire development. Stop getting your knowledge from urban myths please. Cranky Kong is Donkey Kong, accept it.

>>715617707
it's probably a prequel to odyssey but no way it is a retcon to the arcade because that retcons cranky's entire character and he's in the game. Retards saying cranky isn't arcade dk have never played a dk game before, that's his entire character. Plus if they retcon cranky then dk. jr makes no sense

>Name?
>Mario
>Last name?
>Mario
>Father's name?
>Mario

>>715617707
I guarantee the devs will be asked and just say that internally at Nintendo, they dont really maintain any kind of Mario lore or timeline.

>>715617709
>We envisioned a track that would give you the urge to sprint as soon as you heard it, and then the image of a zebra galloping passionately to Latin or Spanish-style music popped into my head. I mean, not that Latin music has anything to do with zebras, but still... (Laughs)

>>715617814
I never said he wasnt? I was replying to the anon claiming Nintendo wouldn't like a new made up character (Cranky) stealing the role of their first major character.

>>715617589
The timeline is completely coherent Cranky Kong was never talking about the arcade incident which never made sense considering cranky is an old ass gorilla and Mario and presumably Pauline are 24 years old what did he age like 30 fucking years in the span of two to three years between Donkey Kong and the Mario games

dkc then Bananza then arcade then Mario versus Donkey Kong franchise then odyssey

>>715617462
okay Mr. Wolf

>>715617953
Miyamoto loves Cranky Kong though. He was in the fucking Mario Movie in case you didn't notice. There is no observable vendetta against Cranky Kong, you've just made this up.

>>715618195
You retard, i have nothing against Cranky, the anon i responded to does.

>>715618278
Whatever. It applies to whoever is saying it. The claim isn't based in facts.

>>715616584
Yes, moron.

>>715615734
>Poppy Kong is fucking ARCUEID BURNSTEIN
Isn’t Hitomi Nabatame the VA of Bazett, not Arc?

>>715612594
It's just a small country population and economy wise

>>715617581
>O well I'm a retard but let me change the subject anyway who cares ok

>>715613616
i got the game for about $50 so i don't care

>>715618467
oh wait, she voices Arcueid, but in the remake. so granny skirt arc is wrong image

>>715616954

>>715618742
Isn’t Ikumi Hasegawa the VA of remake Arc?

>>715619812
ahh fuck
it's ANIME arcrueid