ITT: Retarded Mario Party Minigames

The greedy fart man shall succeed. It has been foretold.

>>713301489 (OP)
Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess

>>713301565
This is the new princess in the next 3d mario

It's his game... right?

>>713301489 (OP)
this one
they even have the audacity to sell it as a standalone game too

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>713301832
no

gonna say it since it’s starting to reach mario kart threads and I know I’ll get flack for it, the recent hate for starman is incredibly weird and forced

>>713302307
starman Is more hated than Nine_Ten and retardy won’t heal until this is acted upon

>>713302214
better

>>713302512
lel

>>713302307
genuinely just some fucking schizo who will go after anyone who streams for no reason, this happened with jackbox threads too.
i would also say that maybe using the same username everywhere is a retarded move but stalking some literal who into fucking /v/eekends is an even sadder move

>acted upon
Peak Reddit

WAHBROS ASSEMBLE

>>713302658
He doesn’t give a shit about his identity and posted his full address before
But he DOES use alt names which makes this even weirder

>>713302974
>loses star

NOW WHAT

do you guys think being shot out of a cannon like thirty times might hurt your rectum?

>>713303048
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>mp1 3 days in a row
>retardy on Thursday and Friday
What the fuck is going on

>>713303072
>not blasting off yourself with your own fart power
>>713302979
fair, i just think anon should kill himself for using his life to stalk some nobodies into the /v/ga's and kart while also swapping who he hates that day on the drop of a hat for (You)s.

OH MY GOD

I forgot whose canyon this was.

>>713303326
>Thursday
what

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

>>713302979
for what reason did he post those things

>>713303485
I (doognoog) streamed on Thursday a 50 turn game because it was a holiday.

Wario leading the charge during D-Day (colorized, 1944)

>>713303794
and peach won enraging literally millions

>>713303485
my god you didn't know about the wednesday retardy? having retardy on tuesday is an absolute disgrace. it should be only on days after monday.

>>713303854
KINO

>>713302307
starman is fine as a streamer but his personality is grating, he goes back and forth between being completely normal and being an anal retentive sourpuss on a dime for no apparent reason

>>713303928
wario should be in every game too, what good is a mario party without god's chosen people?

>>713304017
He’s got autism like everyone else but I mean how shit got REALLY bad in the past 3 months or so
It wasn’t like this for the past 5 years or whatever

>>713304017
I can't stand his non creative soundboard and victory music choices desu

>another thread of people crying about starman
If you hate this guy so much just fucking report him and get him banned ffs, twitch already has him on watch from his last ban so it should be easy

>>713304151
it irritates me most when he's just playing a game on a weekday, you don't need to go to the soundboard for doing something. but it doesn't hinder my enjoyment that much.

>>713304151
Sort of related I guess but ducknucken and qwerety don’t use soundboards at all and they’re the most popular dudes, this should be a wake up call to the other 5 guys or whatever

Everyone in this thread is a nigger

>>713304151
His SpongeBob failure sound has blinking sounds in it
Unforgivable

Came to the wrong canyon today, losers.

I believe in Wario

>>713305368
You mean donkey Kong right

>>713305543
the perfect DK is shiny like a toy

>>713305543
I mean Wario

>>713305716
You mean donkey kong

>>713305808
You mean Wario

>everyone loses

>>713303854
I missed you so much

>>713303854
Amazing

>>713305368
maybe check the box again, you monkey NIGGER

>chance time happening every 15 seconds on wario battle canyon

i don’t really give a shit about the streamers but the fact people are now scared to make threads cause of sperg is fucking crap

>Bouncing Netanyahu

>>713306151
If you make a generic tendie thread and people happen to pile in nobody notices.

>>713301489 (OP)
despite it being a clear copy cat Crash Bash did the king of the kill game mode right

I just hope Luigi loses
Luigi is not the main character of retardy and never was fuck you

>>713306424
ANON! YOUR WISH IS FOR LUIGI TO LOSE?
YOUR WISH........IS GRANTED!

NO SURVIVORS. NO MERCY.

Based Sabaton enjoyer

metal is for manchildren

>>713306783
Thank you
allahu akbar

>>713306982
surgie detected

>>713306982
bold thing to say in a thread about watching cpus play mario party

>>713305543
>>713305808
>>713306073
Kneel

>>713307057
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713307057
Fucking ENTER

>Wario and Mario in one final rush for 1st
>meanwhile, Luigi keeping 4th warm

>>713307201
>>713307268
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why were you even here, Luigi?

forced retardies are the worst retardies

which color bobombs are israel and which ones are palestine

thankfully qwerety streams are the only streams that matter so I can ignore this shit

>DS

I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly.

I hate the wrestling and jackbox shit
>I hate the wrestling and jackbox shit
I hate the wrestling and jackbox shit
>I hate the wrestling and jackbox shit
I hate the wrestling and jackbox shit
>I hate the wrestling and jackbox shit

Haha

>DS
STOP DOING THIS

>>713308080
sonicfags? THIS is your hero?

welp
time to goon

>>713308128
umm source haha

lackadaisical

>>713308197
No idea, got it from some other thread

>>713308090
>t.

>>713301489 (OP)
I've never understood how to ground pound onto the cloud correctly and stop the skateboarder.

All of them

>>713308080
Some infinities are bigger than others. The numbers between 1 and Infinity, for example, are smaller than than the numbers between 0 and 1.

>SuperStarman25: I’m fat they can’t draft me

>>713309292
Yes anon?

>set to Normal
>needs the slightest bit more competency to hope to win
The absolute state of this cousin.

Stop playing the bad to the bone sfx for fucks sake

please play the bad to the bone sfx even more

>>713310090
huh wat u mean?

>>713301865
How awesome would that be to have Mario Kart as a Party game

The soon-to-be DS winner, /v/iewers.

>>713310090
you got the bad to the bone virus in your device

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SKELETONS

>>713310513
HOLY SHIT

>>713310513
who could possibly be behind this?

It's not even October why

Leave it to him.

>>713310513
>>713310605
>>713310627
>>713310842

>on normal like a cheater
>still sucks

>take waluigi off normal
>screws everything up and loses all his stars

Unreal

FUCKING
KNEEL

Yoshit is still yoshit and retardy nearly died thanks to him

https://vocaroo.com/1hW3iNmdFtFV

>>713311492
BASED

>>713311492
KWAB

DS parties always have something like this. You're either suffering for the fun of the ai or you're dominating. It's also a really quick game so you could actually play it in a party and get a few games off. 8/10

>>713311492
KWAB

I like this

Joko must be sweating rn

KNEEL.

daisy would have gotten 23 stars or something if the game picked 5 coin stars

toad still wins this easy

>>713312482
and it would have been extremely funny

>Medium for half the game
>dead last

fucking hell waluigi

>>713312426
That's cute...

god tier karma for waluigi being rigged with normal difficulty

No one can defeat the Messiah

>swept
>still last

Thank you, Waluigi, very cool.

nice sweep dumbass

>full bonus sweep
>still comes in dead fucking last and it's not even close

BTW I saw there was a skeleton takeover so don't mind me showing off a recent paintjob

>>713313387
thats pretty cool
is it completed?

I hope peach is in the last game I had some time to myself to draw while I’m on my trip, didn’t think I would

>>713313476
Technically yeah, but if I ever feel bored or want to touch it up more I'll work on it later. I'm real busy with trying to derust from not painting with the easiest army aesthetic to paint. The ones with the similar colorscheme are the most recent ones (and the ones with the blue bars were from someone else who sold their models)

I don't have the 0 stars Waluigi game saved.

this reminds me that I completely forgot to ask
2 weeks ago when some retard was trying to say zion is good because starman is bad or whatever someone mentioned zion broke down crying over yoshi multiple times

qrd?

>>713313637
I don't mind you. You draw the cutest artstyle.

>>713313753
zioncrayon is good because his sperging is funny
imagine having a circus with no clowns

>>713313652
i like your paintjob better but maybe its just time that slightly got to the blue ones.
Good stuff.

>>713313810
some buddah brain right here

>>713313672
I gotchu

>>713313810
Duck mogs cause he got rid of him fuck off

>>713313790
Thanks by the way, that image is a magic eye

>>713314014
O FUG
I kneel

>>713313932

Oh wow is that mario party 3 with Waluigi?
That's so rare!!!

>>713314125
u mad?

>>713314125
How do you complain about this every single time

>>713314125
He ate shit last game, let him have this

>>713314014
Sorry but I can't do magic eyes. I never solved one even when given the instructions.

Why is Toby fox faggotry on screen

One princess fumbled the ball.
Let's see if the other has better luck.

>>713314225
Because it happens every single time

One more chance, Dong. You get ONE more shot

Is it Midna Party Time?

What's good my retard-ees?

i would have unprotected sexual intercourse with midna in and release my semen into her womb if you catch my drift haha

>>713314717
>racing suit

I think u just gave me and idea
I know what to beg for next of my OC ha aha

>>713314184
>>713314717
Cute

>No Lugi Pics

>>713315067
sorry Midna overrules

wtf i love mario party now?

>No Nintendo party that has character from other ips, like Midna

>>713315497
Ain't happening. You'll have to make do with Party Project.

>>713315560
Midna isn't even in Party Project

>>713315587
woah mama

>>713315067

>>713315586
is that true? that's something i can make happen

Wario would booty blast all these fools

>>713315586
Not yet anyway. Some random will be autistic enough to do her.

>>713301489 (OP)
Anything that required rotating the stick. How is that even game play?

>modern games have wriggle stick back and forth gimmick
Only if you're buying my next controller, pendejo.

>>713315681
>>713315710
Iirc someone said they were doing it months ago

>>713315710
she would be easier then most, she float so no need to animate her walk

>>713315681
It's incredibly easy. Just a few sprites for a few actions, and 2 taunt pics. Boom, free party project character.

>>713315827
ye i've made several before
it's like srb2k customs but even easier

I think between the tanuki peach oc and midna, these threads like shortstacks

>>713315560
>>713315586
/v/eekend Party Project threads when?

Real OGs remember tloa's love for CursorChan I miss her ;_;

>>713316078
Don’t forget qweretys oc

I swear the person who said starman gets the most hate because his OC is a normal ass woman was totally right

>>713316163
Who is his

>>713316078
if that was true there would be more lustful toadette posting

>>713315757
Anon that said that months ago. I've been very lazy about doing it, but I am almost done with the Elephant Daisy party project character I said I'd do. If the other anon wants to do Midna, that's fine by me since I figure no point in making anyone wait when I've not really tried to start her yet.

>>713316078
Tanuki Anon is one guy with an artstyle and Midna is specific to this streamer. If you choose to stream you get to choose what girls are posted on these threads.

>>713316217
If you mean qwerety techincally he stole her from Lom she’s a gijinka of a dokapon character of his

>>713316163
qwerety did not create Bran

>>713316327
But who is his oc

>>713316342
You are merely seeing the tip of the iceberg. I haven't seen the bottom as of yet

>>713316157
qrd?

May as well post this old thing

>>713315587
I wish you posted your collection in a booru or a folder. You have so many I can't keep track of them all.

>>713316157
>>713316512
I miss her too

>>713316642
He uploaded a zip a long time ago
Prob needs to be updated

I recommend catbox collections, just make an account

>>713316642
I may try to post on the vidya booru, some of it is already on there

>Mario Party
So the cast gets together to fight over stars and coins? What do they end up doing with them?

>>713316717

>>713316163
>every streamer needs an OC
Thank fuck i don't stream retardy anymore

>>713316853
Who ever said every streamer needs an OC especially when you make OC intros doog

>>713316853
Blame Lom he was the popular one

>>713316958
is lomelli even active anymore or did he take the secret passage into animeland to be with Lum?

Who's getting the best head?

>>713316342

>>713317080
Retired

he sometimes appears in starmans chat but thats it

>>713317135
Based drawanon

>>713317135
Why is she green?

>>713317360
envious

>>713317360
Radiation. It's horrible.

>>713317475
Radiation is blue.

>>713317360
Light bouncing off Luigi's hat and shirt (since he took off his overalls).

>>713317149
why won't lom watch 910 or tloa? tloa even stole all of lom's material

>>713317706
dude has an actual life unlike all of us

NO MORE!

>>713317883
BASED

Try to find a bad minigame in this one, I double dare you triple dog dare you, motherfucker!

>>713317787
damn it bros why can't we all have a lum waifu

>>713318007
Trace cadets now kill yourself

>>713318009
we all chose mid tier trash like Midna

>>713318113
>/v/ fag can't draw squares and rectangle
Lurk /ic/ and try the mini game again

TLOA has a bad habit of overplaying music and sound effects holy shit

>Game rigs for peach again.

>look ma I drama posted again!

>>713318430
>look saar i do the needful and poost drama again!*

>Using a lamp to move 2 spaces in front of you
>Wasting 50 coins on a boo repellant

>LE HOLY SHIT (SHIT SHIT SHIT) XDDDD

The imagine Nintendo's been hiding from you.

I was about to start cheering for him until that chance time.

>>713318827
Luigi's a nigger...

Blackpill me. Is DK gonna survive?

Are w gonna have a Mario Party weekend when the new Jamboree stuff comes out?

>>713313652
luv me some skelly boys

>>713318856
what about now?

>>713319068
I liked the old terminator aesthetic. Too bad they retconned Pariahs out of the setting.

>>713319139
Yeah, we are so back.

>waluigi got 3 stars from chance time and lost all of them
>all stars gone

What an unlucky sack of shit

purge keks? explain this!

>lost the 1v3 fishing minigame
How can one man fail so hard?

>waluigi blowing the easiest game of all time
I don’t care if peach gets 4th, waluigi is the real loser here

WALUIGI KWABOTY

SHUFFLIN SHUFFLIN

Can y’all play normal fucking music when a character wins for fucks sake

holy shit how do you lose hand, line and sinker as the 1

what was the full results? i looked away

NOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING HIS STRIKERS THEME FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME

>>713320605
this is the only song that should play when Luigi wins though

>>713320605
This but unironically tho

As always I can’t wait to see how bad tomorrows thread is going to be

>>713320601

>>713320763
Man, I miss the road to e3 so fucking much

>>713320840
>road to e3 is dead
>squilliam collages are dead
>/v/ is now nothing more than bots and shitposters aside from very rare threads like these and /v/eekends

>>713320626
>>713320643
the Luigi egg song is better than strikers

Thanks for the feedback on my necrons. I'm not the best painter and it certainly isn't anything as good as the ones from the Fa/tg/uys.

>>713321197
T. Zion

Quick reminder
140 of these posts are tloa samefagging

>>713322556
actually all posts are mine

>>713322556
all me actually

>>713322556
Also me.

>>713320935
Yeah, it's pretty depressing.

/v/orld 3 Bane Plane would make a good custom stage

>>713316749
>No new updates
Sad

>>713323443
If someone knows how to make MUGEN stages I will absolutely add this in. Please make it :)

>>713323216

>>713323601
It'd be kino. Also the /v/orld 2 /v/-tan arena. There's some nice art in those hacks.