It's about time this general got more interesting.
I am going to conduct an experiment. It will hurt. It will burn. It will make me suffer; but I have been hardstuck for too long, and I know that I deserve better.
I am going to create a shock collar that helps me improve at League of Legends.
The method is simple - buy and modify a dog collar that, when complete, will shock me:
>Every time I die
>Every time I miss CS
>Every time I lose an objective
>Every time I lose a game

Why? I have no other choice. I will harness the power of repeated punishment to climb in the way that Riot intended - through sweat and tears and blood.

I will be documenting this process on my Twitch channel, /bloomsbury. If you have any extra suggestions for the parameters of my punishment, feel free to suggest them. I will reach Diamond, through fire or brimstone, rain or shine, hell or high water.
I cannot say when the project will be complete, but I'll update this thread occasionally. Until we meet again.