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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

>thread question
What's your favorite skin out of any champion in the game? Why?

We still worship cock here

reminder that Nami is soft

smile

Everyday gets darker and darker and I want to die

figures couldnt do all the namedrops yet in that other one. fuckin caturday. did euw vgs even kick off yet? It's tomorrow there by now

Everyday gets brighter and brighter and I want to live!

>>534597570 (OP)
Play Evelynn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk4mFGjz-_g

>>534598260
No.
They timed out.
Twice.

I got to say it was a good day

taking 3 minutes to load this game
LOAD NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>534598504
do your people require an NA ambassador to mediate terms
>>534598595
wait is this it? the promised land?

>>534594632
sybau

How many mastery points do I need to have with a champ to be considered a main?

>>534594632
is this ironic or not
nigga asks a simple question and you respond with an essay
average lolg autist

i can at least appreciate that euw vgs didnt happen because there simply werent enough people not because of some deep schizo lore you need to read 67 books minimum to understand

>>534597570 (OP)
>thread question
>What's your favorite skin out of any champion in the game? Why?
I don't think I really have a favorite so if you were to ask me this question again a month from now I'd probably have a different answer but, quality-wise, Super Galaxy Rumble. I honestly think it's the skin that's closest to being on the level of quality of an Ultimate skin, only really missing the different forms and appearance changes thru level ups or something. Preference-wise though it'd have to be Pajama Guardian Ez for obvious reasons. lol.

>>534598710
hwhy hwould you defame gneedra like this, hweidra? >>534594632

>>534598839
everyone that posts in this thread has autism

Zyra kissing Ezreal

Zyra pegging ezreal

>>534598893
Why is that whore with Ezreal

>>534597657
>>534597746
>>534597825
>>534598016
fatherless behavior

bufff karma solo laner

>>534598839
>Like 30 words max is an essay now apparently
Is this ironic or is your attention span that insanely fried from watching those tiktoks or shorts or whatever they're called all day that you cant handle sentances longer than like 3 words long and your brain overheats?

>>534599306
karma does not need buffs

I forgot how retarded camille is when you aren't playing poppy
explain to me how is dealing max %hp true damage fair and valid lolgee

>>534599382
well you see
camille doesn't actually deal max hp true damage

>>534599382
Camille gets countered by CC because shes melee just root or stun her and she cant do anything.

is this a sign to take hrt? in league of legends tho

>>534599320
you have no self awareness i am not going to respond to this

Yeah I never really had a d ad so what, it wasn't my fault.

>>534599382
if we're going to talk about true damage, then we're going to have to include all the top laners that utilize it. In fact, why not all the champions that inflict true damage?

>>534599527
wait doesn't she? I really don't see it in a wiki but she did like 2700 true damage to me in a span of a 10 second fight

>>534599684
yeah no her whole gimmick is that she does a lot of flat true damage

>>534599572
i tried hrt for a year and it didn't work for me, you do you though king
i cope by lifting and hooking up with slags instead now

stomping low elo cucks all dam day baby

>>534599954
what else is her gimmick
>BROOO SHE HAS AN AUTO RESET
>BROOO SHE DOES DAMAGE IN A CONE
>BROOO SHE STUNS YOU
>BROOO SHE HAS DISCOUNT MORDE ULT

>responds to you telling you he doesnt know how to response to this
uhhh okay i accept your concession?
another ez win

>>534600256
yeah

>

Need ADC duo that doesn't play scared...

also i got this from the last word cloud :D

>>534600256
holy moly

if you are mentally ill i'll slap the shit out of you

>>534600459
Show an example of backline Rakan / aggressive ADC actually working. Why not just pick an enchanter?

>>534600256
>play vgs
bros....

it's funny because rakan's best synergy (not xayah!) relies on him engaging first and knocking them up

>>534599261
calm down, zyra

>>534600910
I think you're severely misunderstanding how I'm playing Rakan...

>>534591005
i have literal GM players in my last game rolling over gold players and this guy is telling me my MMR is higher than theirs
i had less than 30% winrate for 2 years now

>>534601147
stop wasting riot support's time

>>534601017
>rakan's best synergy (not xayah!)
yasuo

>>534601414
samira*

>No funny voice chat shenanigans
>Not even funny text chat stuff
>Nobody shares anything about themselves because the general is filled with anonymity obssessed weirdos who think they can get doxxed and murdered from anwsering a question about what they ate for breakfast today
>Everybody takes the game seriously like its ranked
>Its basically just ranked but bronze players are thrown in the same matches as diamond players
Why does nobody want to join this??
It sounds really fun...

>>534601147
try playing a ranked game

Love dick
Hate vag*na
Simple as

>>534601604
How exactly would you nerf brand?

>>534601495
>Nobody shares anything about themselves because the general is filled with anonymity obssessed weirdos who think they can get doxxed and murdered from anwsering a question about what they ate for breakfast today
Except this actually yhappens and you're one of stalkers in question

I will rape Karma

oh no the notorious hacker group from the darknet forum 4chains also known as ANONYMOUS is going to hack me for posting in this general :(

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token.

Briar won

stop complaining and pay 10 push-ups for each defeat now

>>534601950
you ain't the main character anyways

>>534602114
>full
of what?...

>>534602601
of food. She just had dinner and now she's sated and showering before bed.

>>534602503
rape

>>534602601
of rape

>>534602594
yeah I am everyone is just DYING to expose me

I only play League for the games with randoms because i like League but find the lolg community extreamly boring and their custom games are basically just unbalanced ranked so i never join their custom games
I mostly play Dota 2 for the custom games the D2G community is actually funny and fun to hang out with and the games actually feel like community games and not just unbalanced ranked but i dont play as many normal Dota 2 games as Normal League games because i dont like Dota 2 as a game as much as League.

>>534602668
kek

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!

dodge
dodge
dodge

>>534602672
name one thing you have done for the people of this website then

>>534602904
I killed the schizospammer

>>534602503
I'm just gonna use my standing desk instead. Maybe I'll finally get that little walking pad thing under it- like an underpowered treadmill.

you would never be able to rape Poppy, she is ten times stronger than you.

I would NOT rape poppy

>>534599641
Favorite tay song?

you woke up the poppyfags yordlefuckers, are you happy now lolg?

>>534601495
>voice chat
people will make fun of other peoples voices especially if it's eu
>text chat stuff
people will screencap and post it here so they're never really private or respect it
>sharing things about themselves
people will say stuff like "it's off topic, noone gives a shit about your blogpost, you don't even play the game, lol @ your life"
>taking the game seriously
people want to win, if noone cared about winning everyone would be duoing with anyone without caring about picks/ranks/lane/etc and losing games meaning you lose favour of that person
>balance in vgs or premade with lolgs
varies on everyones elos at the time but that is what it is

Count yourself lucky if you think I'm just being a dumb schizo rn you have no clue

>>534603043
oh... it is you..my apologies

>>534603315
Yes.

>>534603174
>>534603237
I would, but no rape. Consensual sex.

>>534603315
yeah. kinda

I would rape Poppy

>>534603508
consensual sex after marriage with the purpose of procreation

Don't rape Poppy.

>>534603702
Correct.

beautiful women will be the death of me sigh

[malphite intensifies]

im riding da train choo choo

we RAPE yordles in HERE

>>534603345
and this is why noone wants to join vgs

choo choo heres comes da train !!!

HE stole my lolg

What male League of Legends champion has the juiciest penis?

>>534603974
This

>>534602690
>unbalanced ranked
euvgs seem ok for the most part, unironically having low elos is useful because they balance out the teams more so than not even if the iron to silver player may find it that they do not belong there, you can still win a fair few games.
i believe i went against a master teir ahri on a eu lolg vs norms once and still won as a silver player, i don't think the rank mean as much as you being aware of what you're doing and what your team needs,
if high and low elos cannot play with or against eachother then "getting good" would be a myth and so would the idea of "climbing". you're also kinda technically limiting yourself with that attitude.

I still like Arena. But why exactly do people pick such sweaty champions? I believe one was a bravery pick.

*train choo choo noises*

>>534604316
The nature of League, I fear. Inevitably, they'll all resort to it.

>>534604119
should have been nicer to your lolg

>>534604316
>anything even slightly good is "sweaty"

>>534604359
lol wtf is this

>>534604316
NPC tier mindsets

>>534604316
>playing your main in a 4fun mode
>complaining about others trying hard
how ironic

>>534604054
eu vgs are fine, kinda nice how people seem to unironically have lives there too

picking a top 50 champ? yeah you're a sweaty tryhard

Have you ever played ranked and thought to yourself "I wish i could play this but shittier"?

>>534604316
kill yourself rabbi(t) retard

>>534604463
https://youtu.be/lrvLxHAG3fc

>>534604773
lmao somehow missed this last year, pretty cool. thanks!

i don't play ranked, i call up my gm friend to duo boost me to diamond for the season
when we're done we go play an actual fun game

>>534604773
god this is like that thomas the tank engine skyrim mod

Hweijak is the enemy

>>534605049
sybau

>>534605049
kys

>>534605049
stfu this is why no one joins vgs
it's a diskek circlejerk ans you guys bully anyone you don't like

btw eu drama doesn't exist, it's na fat tards trying to falseflag anons into fighting with each other

>>534605049
now. I'm just gonna say. There is a list of anons who showed up, and there are all the others who didn't

let's get it gaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
untz untz untz tunz

>rng mode
>censored
who the fuck cares? wow you won/lost the game at champ select gg

>>534597570 (OP)
>What's your favorite skin out of any champion in the game? Why?
tie between soul fighter viego (awesome comic book allusions, fun and fitting voicelines) and spirit blossom hwei (one of my favorite skinlines period, beautiful color palette)

my queue dodge timer is 12 hours and i don't regret any of the times i dodged, i'm finally free of league of legends for 12 hours

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE PLAYING THE GAME WHO CAREEEEEEEEES
btw why wont don't people want to play with eachother?

>>534601350
how about they start earning those rupies instead of sitting idle?

we only like playing with each other's private parts in here

confess

>>534604119
skill issue. stop being robbable

>someone is drawing annie near epstein island
https://wplace.live/

>>534597570 (OP)
>What's your favorite skin
surprise party fiddle
>why
he is literally me
i am just a silly little clown in this circus
i exist solely to etertain people
i exist so they can farm me and they can have a good time
i am the engagement optimization

>>534606102
you need to go back

It's about time this general got more interesting.
I am going to conduct an experiment. It will hurt. It will burn. It will make me suffer; but I have been hardstuck for too long, and I know that I deserve better.
I am going to create a shock collar that helps me improve at League of Legends.
The method is simple - buy and modify a dog collar that, when complete, will shock me:
>Every time I die
>Every time I miss CS
>Every time I lose an objective
>Every time I lose a game

Why? I have no other choice. I will harness the power of repeated punishment to climb in the way that Riot intended - through sweat and tears and blood.

I will be documenting this process on my Twitch channel, /bloomsbury. If you have any extra suggestions for the parameters of my punishment, feel free to suggest them. I will reach Diamond, through fire or brimstone, rain or shine, hell or high water.
I cannot say when the project will be complete, but I'll update this thread occasionally. Until we meet again.

>>534606052
>Confess
I think Ashe is cute

https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/QiyanasMilkMan-thigh
see you in plat

>"Homie is gonna hit plat then buy his next account"
>"Plat is low elo as fuck what you mean"
Wow he doesn't even get the joke you hate to see it

couple playlists in the works to have during the ranked grind

>>534606052
I wish I was born a woman.

>>534606247
you are black tho

qiyana just got buffed
whats the lil guppy doing?

>>534606247
>>534602819
>>534602058
r u ok

*burns this entire general with everyone inside*

>>534606102
Sexo
>>534606335
And water is wet. That is not a confession

>>534606506
blooms is the most unfaithful waifufag too

just had my handsfree orgasms for the night, champs for this feel?

>>534606247
I can't get over the fact that you are actually black skinned.

>>534606761
Braum

>>534600459
You say this and yet you're out there with unaccepted friend requests because you like keeping them in the "purgatory".
If you were actually looking for ADCs to play with you would've cleaned the "purgatory" and started accepting friend requests, as well as sending some yourself.
But you're not.
What you're looking for is not a botlane partner but the power trip of rejecting someone who asks to play with you.

>the nigga on the attention seeking website, is an attention seeker
WOW

anybody wants to do one game before i go to sleep? i can do arena too.

I only seek nuts inside my bussy

>>534604506
lol nigga that arguement even work when shes playing aurora a c tier champ? like saying someone who mains hwei is sweaty in arena lmao

>>534607213
ashe would be the last one to have a double-lewd panel... its over

>>534606247
this sounds like fun, too bad you're not a cute femboy

>>534607407
>she
>playing your otp vs someone first timing a champ

>>534605330
Nah, its childfuckers and children. We need to make it like NA and give more guns to european children

>>534606506
>>534606818
I am a direct descendant of King Wewuz, ruler of Hwan Africa, ceded to him by Kim Il-Sung. I am a threat. I am the danger. I am born of diamond and chrome.
>>534607468
You have not seen my true power.

>>534604119
1 word and im back

how can i find my own lolg?

>>534607649
nigger

>>534607630
zamn...

>>534605670
pretty good choices!

>>534606173
lol

shawty like a melody in my head

>>534607330
i can do more than just play 1 game with you baby

>>534607213
!!!!!

>>534605049
corroborate your allegation with evidence

>>534597570 (OP)
>What's your favorite skin out of any champion in the game?
Splendid Nami
>Why?
That's nsfw

can someone please get me fagpreggers?

>>534607943
ok for now let's play a normal or arena then. tag?

I think Firestorm is a pretty heckin decent guy.
you know that guy DasName is also good?
everyone knows Spin but what they don't know is
that Ganymede doesn't orbit anything

>>534607581
nigger arena is nothing but people on their 50th nunu/swain/zil game fuckin cope. that shit mode already died and is slated to be removed

>>534608371
and nexus blitz, an ACTUALLY fun mode, died for this shit

guessing it's eu season now?

Haha.

>>534608476
and riot tries to balance arena just to shut it down a month later kek this company is so ass

>>534607102
I think you might be reading too much into my friends request list anon.
But you've already made your position, so there's no point to try to persuade, or entertain this anymore.

I miss Nexus Blitz
I miss HotS

>jg ignored me when I pinged my lane was low and a free kill
>then he dove my laner alone who counters me and gave them a kill and red buff
JUST

which syndra skin should i get...

>>534609347
pool

>>534609347
Bewitching

>>534606052
Soraka is my cute wife!

slut wife

Why do people play Akshan? Why would you want to be a street shitter?

>>534609989
free revive

>>534609347
atlantean
>>534609430
yes. pool party defeated that cheap knockoff spirit blossom springs. Syndra is also the best ball champion. both are proven once and for all here

>>534607213
built for anali full nelson'd by trundle

>>534608264
is this an ai generated poem or something?

>>534608801
ouch

>>534608264
odd combination of namedrops

>>534605049
i will make it clear that i don't care about that guy at all and that any attempts to shittalk him weren't made by me. i just typed sybau bcuz a lolg asked me to lol

The guy pushing 40 is going schizo mode again

too much going on there is too much going on

All vagueposting is directed at me btw

Hello im Hans Worstmans from NL. Playing on euw 27 years old. Slightly drunk and looking for someone to play urf with.

>>534611904
we know lyla

>>534607213
Please do more

Hope your kid comes out autistic and trans btw

>tanks in arena winning by virtue of just tanking the ring of fire

that is a bullshit mechanic

Is medal tv causing crashes while playing league for anyone else lately?
Its been fine for the last few years but all of a sudden its been causing fatal crashes in league and its kinda annoying.

>>534612276
oh nee

>>534597570 (OP)
Sona doesn't look like this
>>534603821
Poppy doesn't look like this
>>534604281
Lulu, Tristana and Poppy don't look like that
>>534606052
Janna? Ashe? Doesn't look like that
>>534607213
Ashe doesn't look like this

>>534606052
I had ai sex chat with ashe in a bath house while tryndamere was away

>>534612718
discord should not be using 10% of your cpu unless its broadcasting something and even then. could be medal related

>>534612558
Jinx poster looks like this

>>534612928
Sona looks like this

>>534607213
do some sona!

Now that the honeymoon period is over, what's the consensus on yunara?

>>534613179
boring

>>534613179
she is boring to play and her ingame model where the balls don't get exhausted and is just pivoting without doing anything is akward

>>534606247
this but instead of getting shocked massa strikes you with a whip

>>534613179
would

>>534613179
ive been watching this somewhat closely. I'm not entirely surprised by these metrics.
>>534613305
yeah there are a few clunky animations and the occasionally odd engine interactions

>>534613179
Cool in theory, boring in practice. I'd rather play Tristana.

thinking about changing my name to mean bitch or something like that

>>534613179
That whoever looks and acts like her needs to be my gf

>>534613179
She's fun, and really busted right now. I'm really surprised she didn't get nerfs this patch.

>>534613658
yeah she's a flop on top of being another unnecessary addition to this game without providing anything new
a better kit that plays like her is kaisas with the bonus dps q that spreads and the ms boost on top of a toggleable ult and even back then people thought kaisa was mediocre

>>534613828
How good are these map mods? Do you end up getting obstructed from poorly designed objects?

>do nothing
>win

>>534613828
next patch almost assuredly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuHvKksNriE

whats your take on kraken vs bork?

>>534614104
if you kill your enemies, they win

>>534613828
>that ui
jesus fucking christ thats horrendous
how can i do it?

>>534613179
a glaring highlight of riot's ignorance and incompetence on anything regarding the adc role that fixes none of the issues people having been telling them for years
>no sustain or any real defense, entirely dependent on support
>still terrible early with no agency when every game is decided by the early game snowball and objectives
>Passive built around crit items, they are still so bad that she just builds kraken to cope since crit items are the worst in the game

>>534614058
Nah the maps I've used in the past, and currently have been really good.
The only complaint about Anima Squad currently is some graphics effects are squared because the patch broke them, and the author takes a hot minute to update it. If you get Hextech Soul there will be a big transparent square underneath everyones feet. The embers in this webm, and there's an orb on the map that will show the dragon soul which makes the Chemtech dragons effect look like a square too.
Doesn't stop me from using it though, because I think it's probably the best map right now, and I don't want to look at dull, muted, or just not colourful maps.
>>534614124
I am strictly a Kraken -> Phantom Dancer -> ??????? Yunara main.
I've been debating after looking at stats to drop IE as my third item, and then go Bloodthirster as my third item
https://coachless.gg/builds/yunara?first=6672&second=3046&sortBy=sampleSize
Buuuuuut I think BoRK is showing her highest win probability if you play around with that site a bit.
I haven't had a chance to really pick her up since I started my Rakan arc agane.
>>534614714
https://runeforge.dev/mods/fbd82c69-1d3f-4d8c-8063-e9acf9a9feca

>>534615003
pd sounds very useful keep it up

>>534615003
None of those anons, but thank you for reminding me to check and see if my mod's been approved yet.

>>534615003
do you enjoy being a woman? whats the pros and cons of it?

>>534613179
SEX.

would you have sex with ashe for 20000 dollars

>>534607865
>pretty good choices!
thanks, I hope soul fighter gets another wave soon

>>534613179
She's fun.

>>534615703
ima be 100%%%%%%%%% you like sivir too you need to sit down

>>534615483
All the previous question of this type were a solid yes because they were a no-brainer but for this one i have to say fuck no
You want to deal with Trynda after the fact?

>>534607917
you spin me right round baby right round

shes not fun

>>534615825
how do you think trynda has one arm stronger than the other hyuk hyuk hyuk

just want to hug my mains and for them to headpat me desu

>>534615808
Deleting a wave in nanoseconds is fun.

>>534616268
>pic

>>534613179
Whoever designed yunara's """ionian""" voice lines needs to be shot
Up there with neeko in the "immediately turning off voice lines" club.

I didn't get any good rolls, but the Jax anvils went hard. And the funnest part was using Castle from invisibility for a surprise Jax attack. This was probably my favorite game of arena, lol.

>why did euw vgs die?
Because the balance was poor, the vibes were always bad, and higher ranked cliques would unironically play in voicechat with each other against their lower ranked opponents
Nobody wants to play off-role every game and most people play the same role so that always happens.
Nobody wants to sit there for 30 minutes every day until it finally works just to have the worst experience of all time
It fucking sucked and the only people who want them back have never played in them or are attention-starved avatarfaggots who want to be namedropped after the game
Or, you know, the faggots who chose the higher mmr team at every opportunity and contributed to the dogshit balance

>>534615003
early on i figured IE was bait because it's too expensive for most situations, when you can still get a lot of value from cheaper items. Bork is supposed to be saucy cutting edge weeks-old tech with the recent buff and I find that the lifesteal is always useful. I asked because I didnt give kraken enough of a chance as I started leaning heavily into bork. I think i need to try phantom dancer,more, but I've found Hurricane to be irreplaceable for my needs as a 2nd item. Bork+Runaans isn't exactly optimal imho, but it makes her a lot more versatile which is something she excels at. thanks for the relevant link, too. you're a legend

>>534617123
made it all up award

>>534617123
these don't really make sense

534617397
Forgot to mention I’m trans and only play female champs btw

>>534616864

i am a disabled tajekistani transgender stripper and this is my art

>>534616853
I am having more fun with arena than the normal game these days

>>534617123
Im pretty sure its because of childfuckers

i am not trans but only play female champs . Please give me your support with upvotes and donations.

Negative winrate in aram
Negative winrate in norms
Negative winrate in ranked with every champ I play including my main
Log on and every game is cancer so I quit
Take a break and every game is still cancer
I don’t see why league is dying it’s very fun to be stuck in negative winrate hell for 200+ games in a row because your mmr is fucked

>>534616163
Ashe's extremely hot but i would not risk Trynda's wrath

>>534617868
I do this and everytime i get supp i just play prestige star guardian soraka
Honor 5 just because people think i am a woman while i'm literally a tyler1 clone irl

velkoz is pregnant

Gee I sure hope my team doesn't turn every good play bad by overstaying/chasing kills for no reason repeatedly with huge respawn timers haha that would suck.

>>534618663
h-how

Log on lose lose lose lose
But you deserve this and need to take it because we have decided to not reset mmr and rank and so now you can enjoy sitting there demoting and promoting in your negative winrate elo (for 2 splits straight)
Yeah I am bad, it’s not really my team’s fault at this point, but why do I have to endure this actual cancer?
Just put in 300 games and maybe you can climb out our sink down? Just endure those 300 games bro it’s only several weeks worth of just straight league

>>534617356
When I had the hands and mentality to play Yunara, running people down with KS + PD was so fun, and allowed me to play her extremely aggressive at the cost of faster wave clear.
There is this one trick going BoRK + Runaans - https://www.onetricks.gg/players/uqFii328x4MWivnjJp0CYvxfhpHRdxrhLnTgqBSioi-hNUlN6PORTRzbt2MPHrDk1xw1DmFP9MK15g
So if it's working for them, it should work for you.
I think BoRK takes the place of Bloodline, and it allows you to go Alacrity; KS/Yuntal forces you to go Bloodline - so it's really down to personal preference, and your playstyle. There really doesn't seem to be a bad first item for her.

just watched a pov of a dude getting stabbed in the neck and head several times and i'm actually shook irl
champs for this feel

Ms. Xayah..

>>534619343
It’s the game’s fault that I am still in an elo I have a negative winrate in you retarded nigger

>>534618951
That has to be the most handless darius ive ever seen

>>534619392
Imagine yourself as the stabbers pov, clears the mind

WINSTREAK HAS TO START SOMEWHERE
ELO SLINGSHOT ABOUT TO SNAP

>>534619758
Don't worry he eventually figured out after going 0/5 that he could just go bot lane and it would work because bot laners are professional Kazooie cosplayers who just get carried every game.

Vbl has a kid

>>534615483
With ashe for free

>>534619758
ENTER

>>534621261
I didn't know it was possible to miss darius abilities

gonna try for another euw vgs again. sunday evening maybee? no clue when ill be awake
might aswell make it ultimate bravery vg again

>>534620878
with who

Hmmm... Should I?
No...

>>534621261
>>534621576
unga bunga ass players

>>534616864
Damn.
>Annie stuff
Its been a while since the last one.

>>534619556
Then she goes to the physical education teacher Mr. Sett to help him rearrange the storeroom... For the 9th this week
I guess there's a lot of work to be done there!

got myself a bundle of botted accounts. in which elo should i smurf? lethality kled in bronze perhaps, or maybee some olaf

Manamure on Qiyana?

>>534622942
maybe you should kill yourself

>>534622986
RAAJOOOOOOOTT WHERE IS MY DAMAJJ

>>534619556
She then fucks Sett and forces Rakan to watch.

You know i think that champions who can build random shit yet still be competitive might be unbalanced

gimme mordekaiser AD build ideas to my mordedkaiser AD next patch

>>534623063
that doesnt sound much fun though, killing someone over half the map with full lethality kleed does however

phreak please come back i miss my damage

>>534620381
Fuck me imagine if yuumi and your ADC had half the charisma of banjo and kazooie

Why is /lolg/ full of cucks :? Xayah and Rakan clearly only have eyes for each other.

choose

>>534622109
yes yes yes!

>>534624120
>actively begging for phreak
phreak deserves nothing but to get fired. I hope they mug him on his way home. I hope they take his shoes. I hope he steps his socks into a wet puddle walking home

>>534625185
!? How did you know!?

>>534621576
Only when people try to dodge them it becomes hard and your trying to max range. Darius actually has a noticeable WR drop depending on size because its easier for alot of people to hit E on 1side and not the other. Im sure if you google panth vs darius matchup you will see a masterclass on this if the panth wins (he wins by spacing darius wins by hitting an all in)

>>534625119
Xayah BELONGS to Sett

>>534625119
the new gen is a gen full of cucks. have easy access to pornography because of smartphones has destroyed their brains.

>Kaisa has a higher pick rate than Yunara
how

>chat restricted for arena chat, typing once, to "rpe that kalista" because for some ungodly reason she could dash from one end of the map to the other in half a second
I pray to god swift games work on that ranked restriction
KILL ALL RIOTERS
Making me play with the shortbus kids in swift won't make me "reevaluate" my choices
I'll just find more clever ways to insult people

>>534625521
Yess

what champs do i play if i genuinely hate myself irl

>poped a moly
white zombie goes hard bros, any champs for that feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNFVj-pISU&list=RDyPNFVj-pISU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=WhiteZombieVEVO

ye i think buff garens mr by .0,5 and heimerdinger turrets - 0.1 attacksopeed

>>534625521
how can serashit even compete with sona?

>>534626196
chogath. you can't win any matchup, don't have dashes, melee range, big retard hitbox

>>534625119
Probably just one person for the most part baiting for (you)s

>>534625119
rakan is cuck coded

here yout botlane

>I-its j-j-j-just one person baiting
Chad fucks the Stacy while beta is listening from another room
That's Sett, Xayah and Rakan for you

>playing top lane
>5 games in a row where I don't get counter picked
>carry all 5
I hate how advantageous it is to be last pick in this lane

xayah wouldn't fuck the mixed mutt sett thoughever

>>534626686
Rakan is a fuck boy. Sett the actual faggot only has eyes for a Moon Twink. It's really girls who want Sett's cock and weak men who self-insert as Sett that forces this ntr shit.

Yawn

>>534628380
I would rather have the smaller titty girl. I don't like fat tats.

Dead general. Lets get some shitposts in this biatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_mS_OZXMuI&list=RD5_mS_OZXMuI&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MachinaeSupremacy

Eitherway, whats your take on the new season jungle? I think the old one was comfy . Also buff hecarim for toplane

>>534626940
If you aren't picking kennen/jayce(have to be goood at the game)/shen blind counterpicks are worth so much its retarded.

>>534628604
love both

the winstreak
starts
now.

>>534628796
Or make Sona's smaller...

illaoi deserved it

>>534628943
heresy!

>>534628739
Yep, and simple champs like Malph, Mundo, Nasus that anyone can pick and play can hardcounter a ton of champs if you get the counterpick. So it’s not like it’s hard to fuck the other top laner over. You don’t need a wide champ pool.

>>534625273
you know you want to
you know she would want you to

ngl winning feels like
10x better
after a couple of losses
only a couple though

stop bullying sona's boobs, she will cry again

>>534629414
you may have known of EOMM
but now you UNDERSTAND it

Nasus got mad that I was invisible every 5 seconds.

>>534629789
>even bunny main isn't playing ranked
dead as fuck

Sona is a 35 y/o chubby milf, you can’t change my mind

>>534629380
Perhaps...

why don't you play scale champs on pisslow if every game there have +40min duration?

>>534629789
He fell for Chains in Arena cut him some slack

>>534629941
Well more like I got promoted above my ability in Emerald and really don't want to drop, lol. But Arena is fun, even when it's always the same champs

>>534606052
I spent money buying all the eternals for my main

>>534630208
>I got promoted above my ability in Emerald
does that not make you want to strive to improve until you actually belong in that elo (and then until you climb again?)

they need to show summoner names in champ select again so you can dodge subhumans like this

Missing the Yone! Poster. ;(

>>534631234
lol why do you think they started to hide the names in ranked champ select? is exactly to avoid so much dodging

>>534630018
Because people in lowelo don't know how to respect their opponents champ advantages. While in an averagle elo and above it would take 3 or 4 major fights to conclude who wins, in lowelo it will be 5 or 6 not including random chases/brawls that benefit noone except the people that pick early stompers or people who are already ahead. Also people tend to be demorilized when you're slightly behind, don't believe in scaling whatsoever and will stop being a teamplayer if you don't assist them in the pointless fights mentioned previously. I had a smooth climb picking a scaling carry with gathering storm and just automatically picking no to every ff vote but lowelo is an uncoordinated snowball playground you will have a blast picking a champ that has an early presence to thrive off punishing peoples mistakes instead

I hate my dick I wan;t it gone

adcweek begins tomorrow

>>534631656
Lmao they should instead encourage dodging as a strategy instead. Also there had been multiple times in the past where we could've all swapped to our main roles after being autofilled but each individual team member thought they were the only one autofilled, it's so stupid.

>>534628841
your teammate was some omen. hope it goes well

>>534631943
funny
>>534631951
pic related

its impossible to learn anything in this game theres no indication of what youre doing wrong its just depressing

>>534629365
its something that needs to be addressed but august still shills that counterpick champs aren't real.

>>534632750
the indication is dying or being down in items

>>534628841
>20 death karthas
they always do this

>>534632694
nice image

>>534632931
thanks

>>534632829
so if i play like a kda player how do i know what im missing out on? i can outtempo any jungler my elo with ease but theres no way for me to know what plays im missing out on because i have to balance the chance of success with the tempo im sacrificing and theres no way to quantify this. Same if i read a botlane matchup as support and decide to all in and it doesnt work. How am i supposed to know if i read the situation wrong or if my teammate is a monkey? Every single time i watch a guide it's obvious. Ok i have an ashe with lethal tempo and enemy is smolder with fleet while im leona vs nautilus surely that situation is in my favor but nope the engage can happen with adc in range and enemy still wins the fucking trade

>>534631656
>Remove names to avoid dodging
>wont remove 40% WR matchups
Weird..

>>534633153
if i blow my head smoove off will it affect my lp gains

>>534633365
no actually I do not think that it would

>>534631951
Master 0LP players are still laughing stocks though? A crippled monkey could get to masters now. Just means you gave up

>>534634901
>AAAAYYY EVERYONE CAN GET TO MASTERS NOW IN SOLOQ
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT??? PFFF ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE INFERIOR TO ME
>BECAUSE IM MASTER, THAT MEANS IM SUPERIOR
>PLEASE BOW TO ME, I NEED TO FEEL LOVED

Let us do a case study /lolg/. Is QMM a boosted scrub who found himself riding a winner's queue roller coaster to the top of /lolg/'s upper echelon? Tonight I'm going to review QMM's OP.GG (https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/QiyanasMilkMan-thigh?queue_type=SOLORANKED) and try to come to a conclusion on this player. His ranked climb began around January but OP.GG has only kept all ranked games he has played in the last two months. I will be checking his OP score for every match from then to today. Every game where he has a 5th or below will be checked for DPS, KP, laner match up, and lane score. If I determine he was an "elo passenger" in that game I will mark it with the color yellow. 4th OP scores will be checked for enemy score and laning score, if I find that the enemy has a higher laning score OR an ACE it will be marked against him. 3rd OP scores will be marked green and counted in his favor regardless of any factor listed above.

Current tally
Yellow:4
Green:4

>>534635723
notice how those are emerald/plat games and he already had 0 impact there

>>534635723
>Op score
I dont even care about what the schizo qiyana player does but if your thinking about determining impact through OP score its just a big LMAO.

stop lusting after kids

holy shit this guy is obsessed how many fucking posts about this nigga do you need to make in one day

>>534635723
at least he's smart enough to let someone play in his account rather than get an obvious jg duo like si17

>>534636128
Lolg retards have to cope somehow

>>534635723
Yellow: 7
Green: 15

>>534634901
>>534635638
All I want from my league career is to get to be a low masta player.
Once I reach that point I'll happily quit.
I have no illusions of making it to GM or god forbid chall.
Yes I WILLmake all the pisslow players once I achieve the funny purple rank.
But for now, I am but a pisslow emerald hardstuck myself.

>>534636128
why? qmm brags about his op score so it's allowed to be used against him too

I love Lissandra!

How do you get someone to stalk your opgg?

>>534636786
Fair enough then

>>534636438
Yellow: 13
Green: 20

I just saw my adc buy multiple control wards, control our tri, ping me off contesting it, they kill it and put down another and repeat 3 times. Thats literally a kill worth of gold for no reason lmao

I stopped taking op.gg seriously when it gave a party afk backline Leona 'ACE' because his kda looked pretty

ded thread

op.gg stalking general

>>534637248
its full of trannies and jannies dont even care about cleaning the off-topic trash unless people start posting porn
some of the jannies are likely the troons that post here too

>>534637094
Yellow: 16
Green: 28

>>534637561
what is the lore on how all the troons took over 4chans moderation

goodnight, lolg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wpifScnTn0
>>534635723
why did everyone wake up one day and hate on this guy

>>534637561
I guess obsessing over someone's opgg is vaguely league related but literally only the stalker and stalkee care
It's basically a namefag circlejerk like vgs bets

>>534637732
stfu caatra/spin you're next discord groomer

>>534637732
>why did everyone wake up one day and hate on this guy
not enough anons tell these fags to shut the fuck up already no one cares about their vendetta so they just get louder every day

https://lolalytics.com/lol/yuumi/build/?lane=jungle

someone won a game of yuumi jungle building kraken into titanic hydra

>>534636786
>>534636963
?? when? lol?

>>534638208
you should do your parent a favour and kill yourself

>>534638036
qrd?

>>534638085
pretty sure it's one guy or maybe an inside joke we don't know about

>>534637709
4chan did not attach file. Not redoing.
Yellow: 20
Green: 33

>>534638309
???

>2025 anno domini
>this skin isn't a thing
does any rioter care to explain this phenomenon?

Do we really believe some random anon would care enough to go through months of someone else's match history to tally up performance?
Get a job you fag. And no posting cropped porn on 4chan doesn't count.

no wonder all the good posters left
if i were doja lyra aoe supra majin and rabbit king i would have left too

>>534638882
they're in the discord

>>534638842
you care about him enough to save and post this image

>>534638524
if only you knew how autistic lolg really was

>>534638592
Yellow: 26
Green: 38

>>534638982
>the discord
does he know

>>534638882
maybe we should just try being a better general

>>534639204
Yellow: 29
Green: 45

>>534638136
One day they are gonna make the jungle pet scale with bonus mana regen and then enchanter jungle meta will begin

>>534637732
TBQH all avatar fags are quite annoying but schizos like their vocal haters are also annoying.

>>534639850
Yellow: 32
Green: 50

>>534629380
What will it be?

>>534613179
Unanimous consensus that she is anal coded and can easily fit 5 spiked bowling balls up her cavernous butthole. Forever destined to be single because anything short of a watermelon up her pooper would never make her cum. Canonically wears diapers

>>534639850
ooo wow anon... can you do one for me too...?

>>534640820
>replies 5 hours late
>spouts schizobabble about anal and bowling balls
>makes unfounded claims about her rectal issues
>refuses to elaborate
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
But also please kill yourself with haste.

>>534640558
Yellow: 35
Green: 50

>>534640989
what would I need to do for you to consider dating me?

>>534638842
anons have done worse over less

>>534641117
erm... duo with me when i demote from gm...?

You will never measure up to the archiver.
Now quit your annoying nonsense.
Go harass the guy irl for all I care, just keep it out of the thread.

>>534641309
are you currently dating your master duo?

>>534641691
who...? the shaco...? no... he just got mad i got griefed and wanted to play with me...

>filled adc
>pick ziggs
>ADC instantly mindbreaks and dodges
>Dont have to play a fill game
Its really that easy idk how you guys complain about fill

>>534613179
Pretty meh, im used to new champs being broken upon release. If you know how to handle champs that excel at extended trades and scale hard, youre already familiar with this champ, only she lacks that bs factor the others have imo. Still feeling grateful for the ez lp this champ has given me from people first timing her in ranked

>>534641115
>>534640558
>>534639850
>>534639204
>>534638592
>>534637709
>>534637094
>>534636438
>>534635723
Yellow: 35
Green: 51
BASED on my OWN criteria and research from OPGG, I can say for a FACT that QMM is not boosted and not a winner's queue elo passenger. From what I can tell he wins lane or has a meaningful impact in most games he plays. Please keep in mind this is only using OPGG score and does not reflect his actual gameplay or decision making in-game.

>>534640989
This case study was for someone who everyone thought was being boosted. I will not be doing a case study for you because we all know you are duo boosted.

>>534641793
I don't believe you would date me I think you would just use me for elo and then abandon me

>>534641927
least obvious samefag ever
get a job low iq worm

>their adc gold 1
>my adc emerald 2
Its so fucking easy bros!!!! QUEUE OF WINNERS!!!

>>534597825
Everybody's watching

>>534642123
just win bro adc is an irrelevant role :^)

>Play a normal match so I can try a new champ and new role
>My top laner is an "Emerald 4" Riven main
>Enemy top laner is a hardstuck Iron 2 Garen
>HE DEMOLISHES HER EASILY
>I get a Teemo support
Brother I don't think I'm gonna give people shit for first timing in ranked there is actually zero reason to play norms there's no matchmaking at all AND the people who bought an elo boost but are too afraid to play ranked to drop ranks are there with their wack ass MMR making the matchmaking even worse

>every lobby is nothing but mentor flex, gangplank reroll and academy
>rarely someone highrolling crystal gambit
>every other comp is overnerfed or still useless dogshit
Every game i see a 3 star kaisa with 100 stacks getting oneshot by a 2 star gangplank with one and a half items. Mortdog really went hard on the cocaine this patch
>>534641941
Why would you want to date a fat larping tranny anyway?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
let me get back to playing ranked already
if I lose this one I might just lose it

winstreak.
started.
elo slingshot? LIVE
peak? INCOMING
>>534641927
ty anon
appreciate you
but op gg is like the most favourable to me for some reason
dpm and deeplol fucking HATE me they give me like 20 points all the time

>>534642350
another high impact banger

>>534641927
lol...? prove that im elo boosted when i played the majority of my games solo and maintained gm for 4 months (where you can't duo...)...

>>534641941
i don't believe you're challenger anyways lol...

Please Riot, never fix the "Don't Chase" augment.

>>534642808
kill yourself rabbitard

>>534642614
Ty anon I do it all for you

>>534642808
do you enjoy declining friend requests?

why are you guys suddenly harassing aurorafag

Who wants to write for me?

Honestly
After losing nearly 300 lp in a single day I do feel
more awake
I feel more lucid
Now that it's over I know I can only go up
I can't possibly lose more than 300 lp
I'm more aware of my mistakes now than ever

I recommend loss streaking to any anon who feels hardstuck it's eye opening and brain churning

>>534644132
don't stop playing I want to see you in plat

on my same main character vibes tonight
champs for this feel?

>>534644132
what...? you should never queue up once you lose 2 games in a day...

>Tired of picking Naut but have to pick him because subhuman ADs in Emerald literally do nothing unless the kill is right in their face

I'd love to play Lulu again, but I'm fucked because then dumbasses just run from any thing, and refuse to auto attack the enemy ad in lane.

>>534643828
Write what?

>thinking about coming back
>40% ban rate
>nvm

>>534644705
he wants gurosmut

im gonna lock in lamb today!

>>534644867
champ for gay nigger pedophiles anyway
no one wants you back
the entire playerbase of this champion doesn't contain anyone below 30 BMI

>>534645191
>SB kindred lewds got the kindred r34 sub banned cause she is a loli
Always funny

>>534645191
I wish her gameplay wasn't so boring, and the hunting thing, let me colect my marks like rengar

>>534644341
yeah but it's the kind of thing that you cant get from normal existence
that feeling of freefall
its like jumping out a plane without a chute
your mind opens your body feels emptier than air
lp ceases mattering
all that matters is
being
winning
spiralling out of the fall into
into

anyway yeah its just my recommendation

>>534644867
>ban shaco
>enemy team ban shaco
no shaconiggers in our match.

>>534645480
you should get a job or at least not spend all your time here or playing this game

anyway yeah its just my recommendation

why do we hate shacokings all of a sudden?

>>534644867
>>534645653
really hope shaco doesn't get banned more... shaco and sera ehc has one of the strongest synergy + winrates in the game... only the intelligent will understand why...

>>534645934
because your booster plays it?

>serashit17
my brain automatically ignored the rest of the post.

>>534645883
No one has ever liked shaco.
The only shaco"""king""" ever is that one fat guy named after a 75g item.
Shaco is just the teemo for pedophiles. Teemo is for sissies. Shaco players are both plus a bunch of other slurs that would get me banned outside of /b/.

>>534645934
All seraphine players are boosted
No exception
Kill yourself

>>534645934
True. They should add a shaco2 to the game so that his banrate gets split in half. Fuck, they should do that wi

>>534646290
th every champ that gets banned too much. Zed2 when?

fishe

autofill support games are just destined to be failures i absolutely donkey dick the enemy laners as tahm and im a good little support boy and let my adc get all the last hits and the stupid fuck still goes on to start losing 1v1s with the 1-9 ziggs
what the hell is wrong botlaners
we won this one because the rest of the team had hands but god damn did it take about 15 minutes longer than it should have because adcs are nonhuman creatures

>>534646428
sona is 10/10 on that skin but her instrument doesn't even look like one. I don't want to walk around the map floating with this bathtub.

>>534645191
let me coach you sissybro

>neeko support goes mid to cosplay as a minion for 45 seconds
>Misses her E and gets nothing
>I open bot lane

>>534647346
I adore this guy femboy rammus art.

Two attempts at playing Nilah to have my support just leave lane for no reason so I get zoned since Nilah is so dogshit early.
Surely the third game I get a human support player right?

nice thread NAcucks

GNM.

>>534646643
Cool Fish.

>>534647660
human? support? i dont think those exist friend

what do we do about the "everyone in the game that ques up doesnt play this role and we keep making people play it for the detriment of everyone involved" problem?

>>534645793
its the weekend bro relax

>>534647835
nice drink you HAD there

>>534648036
I'd take an actual Yuumi bot account than the two people I got

>>534644132
i've done this 6 months ago, lost 300 lp in a single 22 hour league session, came back after sleeping and lost another 100-150
it didnt make me feel awake, if anything it made me give up on league but in a way it truly sets you free not to care anymore. you can just move on and do whatever else you like as long as it's not league soloq

losing 200 lp may be fine, you could be in the mindbroken autopilot zombie territory
but if you lose 200+ that probably means you coinflipped your way into that rank and now you are in your real elo

>>534649378
>i lost (arbitrary number) lp but its okay
>you lost (arbitrary number + 1) lp so you're dogshit

riot turned the difficulty down for this game.

>>534649564
whatever helps you cope

>>534648565
That's fine. Soraka got something better.

>>534649897
you mean pizza, right? I'd kill for a slice

Are there ADCs who are particularly good if I'm lagging? I tried Ezreal with my 50-70ms ping and literally couldn't hit anything.

>>534649619
>negative winrate already
incredible buddy

>>534651081
Not very surprising, his last foray was a 40% winrate, 72 wins 109 losses... almost 200 games.. he deserve higher than bronze though surely the rank he ended up in after all that effort!

>>534647660
FINALLY got an actual human and it's a Nami chad to boot.
Nilah is really fun when you don't have someone griefing you when you're at your weakest. Go figure.

>>534650523
Call Sivir. We only have Teemo and Fizz.

>>534641927
there's no such thing as someone boosted that manages to stay in the same elo. if you deserve to demote you will demote.

>>534651953
I'll pass - I don't think she likes me

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl, when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
Sitting here flossing
Peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If we're gonna get nasty, baby
First, we'll show and tell
'Til I reach your pony tail, oh
Lurk all over and through you, baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team, oh
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

riot is enabling not-rigged-que during weekend hours. Im winning.

>>534651886
>ADC is really fun when you don't have someone griefing you when you're at your weakest.
Ftfy; I really do wish more Support would play for their ADC instead of thinking that they're the main character that's going to carry. It'd make bot lane so much more fun.

>>534652452
It'll be fine. You two will be fast friends.

>>534653843
The only adcs I've played that I'd say I have fun playing when I get filled there is Xayah and now Nilah. Other ones I've tried like Sivir Cait MF are all just going through motions to move on to getting back to a role I actually play

oh i see why urf is so fucking tragic
balance adjustments all over the fucking place
>getting oneshot by a bruiser with -20% damage done
lol

hi lolg

I miss "zyra" so much
I'd let her cheat on me with a dark skinned male if she wanted

>Nidalee does dragon without priority
>i say "can we not force these objectives without any priority its troll as fuck"
>ITS NOT FORCING SHE CAN JUMP OVER THE WALL!!!!!
emerald players are clinically retarded.

>>534653976
fine, let's try

>>534654571
I'd let her eat my turds

>>534654658
>>>ITS NOT FORCING SHE CAN JUMP OVER THE WALL!!!!!
Wouldn't that mean basically every jungle can't force objectives because almost all of them generally have a way to jump over walls?

534654571
Desperate namefag falling into irrelevancy

Which league ladies would rip you into pieces

>>534654701
Oh look. She seems cool.

I WILL pick varus top
I WILL ruin the game for you
I WILL get away with it
I WONT get ganked
I WILL have the better jungler
I WILL take your LP
you WILL seethe

daily remember to not put any effort into your games, sometimes matchmaking decides it's a forced loss for you, and thats okay!

>>534655097
what the hell is this pizza? she got my order wrong

Got secondary role 4 out of 5 games. Just queued again and got it again. dodged. that's enough for tonight I guess

What's the most carry support for diamond+?
By carry I mean a support that doesn't rely on team mates in almost any capacity.
It doesn't matter how cracked out of my mind I am on rell landing multiple 4+ w ult engages per game, if my troglodyte team mates just dont follow (yes it WAS a good engage and we DO kill them, you're just a pussy katarina kill yourself)
I'm not diamond yet, but I will get there. Trust.

>>534654571
these posts are getting more and more unhinged

play safe! :^)

>>534655916
if the boosters I buy accounts from are able to carry these apes, so should you
otherwise it's just a skill issue

>>534655696
You should learn other roles if you want to carry. That's not the Supports job considering they have the least agency of all the roles, and a good Support often won't have an impact on the outcome of the game as much as Mid or Jungle.

good night, lolg...

anyone wanna play arams?

>>534655613
There's nothing wrong with the Pizza.

How badly should I hurt myself for never getting better at this or any video game

>>534656271
By trying to get better at league you dumb retard

>>534656213
then why does it have a face?

>>534655696
>By carry I mean a support that doesn't rely on team mates in almost any capacity.
bro the role of the support is supporting people. Go play mid or top if you want to be like that.

>>534656132
can you kill yourself linking to this dogshit site for low iq inbreds? fucking unreal how braindead you bots are to get scammed like that

>>534656596
It doesn't have a face. Nami is just seeing nothing. Nothing at all...

>>534642614
>>534641927
who is this and how is your impersonation of me so good?

>>534657317
Where's the scam for free data anon ?
Why do you have such a weird hatred for xPetu, and the data he is pulling ?
You can listen to his argument here because it does make sense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHCeD8-28Y
Overall he seems like a cool dude, and so far his intentions doesn't seem to be nefarious.

worst ragebait I've seen in a hot minute

>>534657716
good thing I accidentally gave her the wrong address

please revert the switch back to easy riot. my junglers are niggers and this isnt fair.

>Ad hominem attacks with no argument
Anyways Riot should buff Supports because they're the weakest role currently, but players still somehow PTSD from last year when they were bonkers.

>>534658620
They don't even need to buff support. I just want useful items that does more than boosting heals and shields by x amount.

Give me my ZZ'rot, BoC, and Ghosts.

>>534658374
Welp I guess we're eating bananas tonight.

>>534657951
I'm sure it makes sense to your lowelo, disabled malformed brain

any lolgs streaming?

>>534655679
The way secondary role works just incentivizes everyone to put mid as their secondary even if the cant play it.

>>534658519
So close to neutral winrate

WINNERS QUE!!!

>>534659142
Meanwhile I'm over here wishing Riot would bring Sword of Blossoming Dawn onto SR instead of keeping it in Arena.
I do miss Banner of Command meta though. I think Riot said that active items just don't get used because players are bad at using them on cooldown or in general, so they stopped adding those in.
I really hope next season we get new items. It's been at least 400 years since Riot added new roons and items to the vidya game...

>>534660480
I'm serious, kill yourself
look at the image you posted
people pay money for that?
ultimate bravery website has free access for everyone
kill yourself retard

>>534660480
stfu windupnigger you shill

>>534660480
>because players are bad at using them on cooldown or in general,

More like Riot getting told to get rid of them because they're lazy. If you want to get cynical about it, Riot got rid of it because the Chinese pro teams couldn't into creative plays, so they stat check everyone to throw them a bone.

Xayah and Sett

if skarner is so bad why do all pro niggers play it?

>>534661846
Because he isn't bad

>>534660480
I cannot fathom the kind of person that cannot derive their information from testing and lolalytics.
>BELVETH HAS A HECKIN 5% WR INCREASE IF YOU TAKE ADAPTIVE FORCE VS ATTACKSPEED YOUR TROLLING IF YOU TAKE ATTACKSNEED!!!!

kill 1
nami or soraka

>>534663252
Nami
Soraka is more sex

>>534662706
You will only copy the top build on u.gg and porofessor without any thinking !
Testing is B A D !! Win rate is the only thing that matters !!!
That's why I got this wholesome chungus Rammus going full Armour against an AP team.
There was a vidya the other week talking about how Phantom Dancer is a very good and busted item, it's consistently has been a higher win rate than the alternatives, but because RFC or Runaans feels better, it's not built as often as it should be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiNp1I_4Fk
League players are funny, and don't want to adapt, test, or think for themselves. But they sure will complain about how boring the items are without trying to be innovative.

mabodofu

>>534661846
because pro play is more about doing nothing up until you have a teamfight where everything happens in tight clumps, which plays more for his new gameplay
he's still absolutely dogshit and even pro players don't enjoy him but there will always be the tank jungler cuckshed

fucking revert when

>>534663616
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/Wind%20Up%20Merchant-1608
you're retarded and dogshit at the game
all this masturbation about stats and theorycrafting
all these hours watching league "educational" content
for what?
you genuinely have a learning disability
kill yourself in real life please so they add that to the statistic of low iq suicides on worthless.gg and we get to know what is the optimal sub 100 iq range to suicide at the 20-30 age range and how we can optimise it further

>>534663616
>League players are funny, and don't want to adapt, test, or think for themselves. But they sure will complain about how boring the items are without trying to be innovative.
Trvke
>>534664107
Low iq post

>>534664215
you type like you spend more time watching streamers than living your own life

Yeah, we do be loving cock in here and there's nothing wrong with that!

>>534663616
>Testing is B A D !!
Except the point of my post was testing is good dipshit go rope

>>534655916
Awwww, dumbdigger wants to be friends with those guys so that he can teach them to play! how nice of him

>>534664107
>clicks link surely it is vastly overstated
>99% of games are normals against golds and he has a negative winrate in ranked
This very much makes sense why his takes are so low IQ lmao

>>534664639
It was sarcasm anon... My last statement is agreeing with you...
But let me just go rope because you told me to !

>>534664995
you have plenty of reasons to rope, I for one think you should livestream it

sybau

>>534664107
don't forget he's a sissy negro who interjects into any topic here all day with word salad essays

kill niggers.

>>534664451
Thats crazy coming from you seething about someone analyzing build performance lol

>>534665758
I'm sure you thought you had a point dude
gay homosexual faggot

>>534664107
damn
imagine getting so raped in ranked you retreat to being a normal only cuck
atleast play arena or aram to keep some dignity

So if I kill myself while whacking it to Jinx porn that means I spend eternity fucking that skinny hot bitch, right?

Haha...right?
lol!

>account 1 had like a 26% win rate
>account 2 had like a 54% win rate
>account 3 had like a 42% win rate
>account 4 had like a 39% win rate
Hand leveling accounts takes 5ever how the fuck are new players supposed to tolerate this BULLSHIT
>inb4 hur dur buy an account fuck no i'm not giving chang a free lunch

>4 accounts with negative winrate
>"my teammates are the problem"

cool i won 38 lp with electrocute irelia.


i feel like you could run electrocute on some matchups.

>>534666213
Reading is hard for you, apparently.

>>534665998
no dont do that

More buff men when?

>>534666346
>5minute long game
>electrocute irelia is a thing guys btw
lmao

>>534665998
Dont call them bitches bro

>>534666148
How ARE new players meant to level their 4 smurfs to play against even newer players

>get on bronze acc
>pick smolda top
>afk farm and watch chill youtube outdoor camping videos while scaling
relaxation

I want to have sex with Kai'Sa

I want to have sex with Anonymous

>>534666932
xin update and new darkin mayb

>>534667898
Ah oh well. Until then I wish I was this Kennen.

>>534668120
they hit kennen with puberty because you kept asking for BUFF MEN

I want to Ahri

>>534665957
>homophobia in 2025
U rly thought u ate

Just out of curiosity, loligee
How are you supposed to deal with the Normal Draft games while leveling? You've got 2 duos on your team who are obviously drunk or doing some sort of haha bullshit lets go american man and darius bot lane while the enemy team is a 4/5 stack who are "haha just playing for fun bro" while giggling like 3 year olds on discord?

No maymay legit asking.
Since it happens over and over. I'm not blaming my teammates, this isn't a me unga team bunga post, just wondering what the actual "correct" way to deal with it is. Just take the loss? Now your win rate tanks.

didn't read