Alright you little gay homosexuals. Im all sobered up and its no more Mr. Nice Guy. I see how you behaved last night and now its time for your beatings.

So just belly right on up to this all-you-can-eat Spank-a-Palooza. Cuz belts are comin off and butts are gonna sting boy howdy I tell you what.

Goddammit.

Alright so I got a shitty day ahead of me so when I get back I better not see a bunch of carrying-on and nonsense up here.