Having a LARGE cock is what actually matters. Think about it. Being a good looking dude with an average cock is whatever. But being a good looking dude with a giant cock makes you a literal God. Word will get around that your dick is gigantic, women will immediately want to fuck you simply to find out how big you actually are. You literally dont have to do anything and will EFFORTLESSLY get laid. So yeah the cockpill is unmatched. And the worst part is its ALL genetics. Meaning that you are either destined to be a chad with a Chad sized cock or not.

Used to love this holiday as a kid. Not anymore. Our country is being taken over by fascists in real time and Im fucking terrified. I dont want to celebrate this. Sitting this one out.