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6/25/2025, 12:28:01 AM
>be me
>honest peasant, with a knack for fighting
>want to woo a woman
>"bring me 20 flowers!"
>get her twenty golden chrysanteum
>"now get me 2 vegans meals and some sake"
>can't produce sake
>decide to raid the bandits hideout
>get bludgeon with wooden oars and kanabo
>shanked with knives (Japanese knives are curved, like scythes)
>stabbed with arrows and spear
>somehow find TWO units of sake in the hideout
>come back crawling to my village
>give meals and sake to the bitch
>"yeah that's nice but I want a reaaal wedding"
>aka get FIVE THOUSANDS mons
>selling all the loot I got, I got two thousands mons
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
>honest peasant, with a knack for fighting
>want to woo a woman
>"bring me 20 flowers!"
>get her twenty golden chrysanteum
>"now get me 2 vegans meals and some sake"
>can't produce sake
>decide to raid the bandits hideout
>get bludgeon with wooden oars and kanabo
>shanked with knives (Japanese knives are curved, like scythes)
>stabbed with arrows and spear
>somehow find TWO units of sake in the hideout
>come back crawling to my village
>give meals and sake to the bitch
>"yeah that's nice but I want a reaaal wedding"
>aka get FIVE THOUSANDS mons
>selling all the loot I got, I got two thousands mons
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
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